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[challenge entry] Not lovin the jpeg compression :(
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha *clicks like a motherbitch*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# oh good god, that is a REALLY unpleasant mental image.....
brilliant stuff though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha.. board's in tip top shape at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahahah!!!
bloody ace!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# hahahaha
stunner :)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ace!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha, feck it, office lollage
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# haha
the strange proportions make this all the more amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# HAH!
Do they have a cleaner on the enterprise, do they do it themselves or do they have robots to do the job?
I don't think they've ever mentioned it in the episodes I've watched.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Didn't you see that episode where they discuss the cleaning rotas?
Fantastic television.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I think I might have seen the one where there was an anomaly?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Yup
I always wondered why there wasn't somebody doing that 24/7 in the holodecks. Such an unrealistic show.
(I helped save b3ta! Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# So much for firing at will
woo

Edit: Too right on the FP, well deserved :)
(Cloudane, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Well done Barb!
FP! Too bloody right, have another *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Cor!
Thanks everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I always wondered
if he was shagging a holodeck woman/man/sheep and got off, when he yelled "End program" would a blob of spluff fall to the floor? If a woman was having a fantasy bukkake moment in there and said "End program" would she be instantly clean?

They could have had a lot of fun with that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# It would have splatted to the floor as soon as he'd jizzed.
It wouldn't hang in the air until the end of the program.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# rubbish
its forcefields and holograms, it'll hang in the air alright, till the program turns off
(SleweD is totally new here., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# acetastic
this is clearly all the holodeck would ever be used for. Shakespearian mysteries and colonial american edventures? I think not. Just a sweaty 24/7 bone-a-thon.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 7:33, archived)
# pass the mind bleach
Bearded men humping don't do it for me :-L
(rogerzilla, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry]


Edit: Thank you for the B3taday wishes.
Bloody Hell, 5 years, I remember when this was all fields etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm Tank
Also: hehe, woo!
Edit: also:

happy b3taday to you,
Rob's filled you with glue,
taking photos for mementos
Then he'll jizz on your shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# mmmmm two hours of leather trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# If you mean Carrie Ann Moss: no way Jose
she's like a shit idiot version of my Sue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# shes got a very pretty face and looks good in pvc jeans
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Nah, she's too plain for me.
And she's not got a personality to make up for it.

In my humble opinion, anyway. At least a proper woman's in the second film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# i think shes pretty, very skinny, but pretty
proper woman? keanu reeeves?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# pretty ^^,
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Gosh a speshul pome
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Arf!
Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha!!
merry b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahahhappy b3taday!
WOO!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Heh heh :)
Happy b3taday!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha, brill!
happapapapy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I did a laugh, but it didn't appear
I must have done one before

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha,
and happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha

ohh: hippo beaterday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ....

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahah, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Pffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# pfffft!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
#
OMG tasteless and funny
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# haha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! waffle1 is lurking on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Later that day...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha office lollage
Have a click, as this has taken my mind right off the pain of being a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# english, motherfucker
do they speak it?

woo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Took me a moment!

*cleck*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahahahahha!, dammit, this compo is brilliant :D
I really thought it was gonna go downhill, but it's been constant hummus and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You jinx.
I bet it's smegma from here on in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# oh bugger... me and my big, err, keyboard....
Well, as long as my entry stays in the top 10, I'll be ecstatic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I know
I've clicked "I Like This" to tonnes of pics
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha!!
his expression is perfect too!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] been done?


(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# haha it's huge but funny!
the two are normally mutually exclusive, my penis is a good example (small and funny, not big and serious)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hahahahh, that's excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# BASTARD CHANNEL 4 RUINING THIS FILM FOR ME!
*watched a top 100 films programme and they gave away the ending. CUNTS!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I smirked at Krankie
and when I saw Feldman I spluttered with joy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
# mind where you're putting that latte!
Free Image Hosting
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *waits for animation*
...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# i was confused until i filenamed
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Well that's a little unfair
you made me move my hand unneccessarily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# said the actress to the bishop
or something
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Also unfair
I wanted to be the bishop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# cdc envy?
/no pic
(eight, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# And that helped how?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# i was being sar car stick
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ahh good
Carry on.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hahha, you utter barsteward, I had to rightclick it just to see
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I had done it already
to check how many frames there were.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# haha sorry
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Rissing like a mofo
Except that I too wish to "go postal" with a pistol in a Starbucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I was RISsing...
I geddit now...

police gun left in coffee shop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I don't think it helps that the gun perfectly blends in with the counter
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Agreed,
I thought it was some sort of angle bracket or something at first....then I finally twigged!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I agree
I would never have though that was a gun.
It looks like a stapler in the middle of being repaired.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Wiener melange?


Vienna?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *waits*
Firefox 3 Takes all the fun out of this.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Why, what does FF3 do?
*asks just before she presses the upgrade button*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# If it's an animated gif
it tells you how many frames it has.
Nothing ground breaking...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# It does?
I hadn't noticed that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I hope you change the picture when you get it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Did I put five sugars in my latte? Or was it all six?

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Oh dear..
that took me all of 8 seconds and now I wish I was still ris'ing
(eight, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] For the daytime tv heads


I've been off work for the last 2 days and Wogan's new show, "Perfect Recall" inspired this.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# WOGAN'S RUN
no, wait
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Attack of the 8" Wogan?
nings!

what did the turtle turn out to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# an ashtray with some sort of beaky lizard living in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Shit
Shit shit shit shit shit sit shit
Farking carnts!

'ning!

Edit: this is all it did www.turtleonabus.com/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
Terry 'The Lunchbox' Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# "Gangsters"


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# haha
now do skaface
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# :OD


EDIT: It's the offiocial Mo.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# haha
excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Pffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# madness they call it madness
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# This makes perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I'll just nod my head and smile politely, if that's ok
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# i think
all birds should skate board.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# this is how I work
P.s. 'Ning y'alls.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *takes chance to seamshorse Mediocre*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha that snake is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# seams fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] al tell you this boy...al tell you this!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# y'alrigh' there big man?
:D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# ya wee jobbie basta!
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# *malkies*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# We used to watch that all the tiem when I lived in Scotland
and when we moved back to England, we were the only people able to understand what the fook they were saying.

/Boring facts blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# MORE OLD STUFF BACK ON TELLY.
That'd be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I miss rab c nesbitt's dulcet tones

GETTY FUC YA WE BASSA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Reminds me of my dad's old mate Matt
From the Gorbals, ex skag addict but total lovely chap. The only problem was that nobody down here could understand him, and with the accent they always thought he was being threatening- he wasn't, it's just the way he spoke.

Died a couple of years ago when he decided sod the methadone and picked up some brown- it was a dodgy lot and he overdosed (too pure or something). Bless him, silly bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# yea it's a rough accent down that end of glasgow :)

plus they're all mad as a bag of badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Oh he was typical- totally fucking insane
but still a love (he'd have protected me to the death if asked).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Bring back Naked Video!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# This is the OHBC (Outer Hebrides Broadcasting Corporation)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Stoneybridge!...with it's stoney bridge
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqheysKKvDc
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# oooh, I heard they are doing a RCN one off special soon!
top stuff Prod'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# heard it was a chrimbo special...not sure if it'll go ahead though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I'll be really pissed off if it doesn't. I get the feeling it's more important for the beeb to have an "Apprentice" christmas special or some other shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# shame innit! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# RIS?
/ceefax 888

ah I get it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
subtitles!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# pfffh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hahha
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Morning all

Has this been completely done a million times?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hahahha, that had me giggling like a loon...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# *blushes*
Glad you liked it.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Hahahaha marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8714344
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Julie Moult's working for the Telegraph?
Well fuck my old boots...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I'm just jumping on any old bandwagon really
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# pffft!
i like the self-referential untopicalness
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Thanks very much.
It's a shame it's not a working webpage. I would have clicked on Winnie The Pooh, hard.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hahahaha


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# The further exciting adventures of Jack the Ripper


Click for bigger (278KB) | throw money at your problems
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# As always
this is appalling, you talentless hunk of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# and yet
you married me
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I am a vicar, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I was looking for an image for my wedding anniversary.
I think I've found it.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# that is totally sick and disturbing, yet amazingly brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# thats rather nice that is
edit
what size is it? and how much do you want for it?
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Fabulous stuff, as per usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# You need help . . .

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Flaps!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# he's a dashing young psychopath
i like him
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
#
ash ic
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# he seems to enjoy his work :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# You utter stunner. I love his cheeky Jewish grin
mumble cough "springheeledjack" Cough
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Spring-heeled Jack RAPED MY SISTER
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Catherine Eddowes?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I am impressed you spotted that,
we should go on a ripper walk. Just the two of us. Holding hands.

Naked.

She's my favourite one*, we have the same birthday.

* brutally murdered saggy old London pro
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# the trick with the jack the ripper walks
is to follow about 3 metres behind a proper tour guide without paying them

they do get a bit testy about it, but as they are conducting their tours on public thoroughfares there's not much they can do about it

other than whisper
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# My favourite one is The Ripper Experience
you get to murder a whore at the end of it!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I can just imagine your happy little* face as you wield the knife with a surgeon's precision


*big
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I have a book of london walks which includes the ripper trail
it's more of a pub crawl, if truth be known
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# you should try squeezing your fingers in a vice until you hear cracking noises
it might make you better at drawing
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Aces!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Woah
This is close to genius...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Extended.
Sorry, it's early so I completely missed this opportunity in my earlier version
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# YES
now we're getting somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Ha ha
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# NO bridge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# You have a ridge on your nob?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# hahahah
Winehouse dancing for crack :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
Winehouse Stringfellow
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Brilliant stuff!
Well done
(Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hahah
i done it already d00d
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# This is the best one I have seen yet.
I clicked it!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Shaken and stirred...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# This is....glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Good morning.


I was on the telly last night. Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Good morning!
I wish I'd have seen it, I'd have swooned good and proper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I was on the BBC London news,
being interviewed on a subject on which I knew nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# they didn't interview the wrong person AGAIN?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# So Mr Bird
tell us all about your cervical cancer....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# "eh?"
"oh shit, not again... Look mate, just go along with it, we don't want to look like idiots So, tell us about your struggle?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Did you do well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Who knows?
They asked me if I thought this programme of cultural events that they're doing now for the olympics in 2012 is a good idea. What's anyone going to say to that? "No, I can't stand culture. It should be banned!"
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# You SHOULD have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# :D
Thanks Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahahahhahahahah! fucking hell that's brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Winner!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ....

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
nice one. :)

have a somewhat compo-related pea:
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I'm confused!
Which one have you extended?

*Brain explodes*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# HA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# time for a classic annoying repost

(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I see bread people...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Red
(resistanceisfutile, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# :)
Icy dead people
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# That's what 6th sense has in common with Titanic anyway...
/old joke
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Lawrence2
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hahahah! top stuff
Sorry for the TJ but this just had me laughing like a loon: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7599639.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# yea I heard about that a few weeks ago...wonder if they're doing it in scotland
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Nothing beats a good old fuel riot
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Lawrence1
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# These would have looked far better in one thread.
Most things look better without selfish in them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# What he loses in sleep, he gains in exercise.


TJ: I am having huuuuge problems trying to get screen grabs form a DVD on my PC, what software / methods or tricks does anyone have?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I think I use a cyberlink player-
it came with my PC, and has a very nifty screen capure button..... I think it's called PowerDVD

eidt: how bloody rude of me! Forgot to say that this pic is full of WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Cheers, will look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# powerDVD
is what I use for DVDs and avis
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I'd say snap a photograph of the screen
If all else fails

Is 'restless leg syndrome' a real syndrome?
Because I seem to suffer from that from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I am really close to doing that now :(
And yes it is real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restless_legs_syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Hmmmm
I must say I haven't had it since I've been taking iron supplements.
You learn something every day eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Where do I sign up?
I could do with losing a few pounds!
:D

Edit: I normally try and find one on the net first and usually suceed, what is it you're after?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I have simply exhausted my (limited) architectural terminology
and need to grab an example of a structure from a dvd to explain a concept to a client.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Oh right.
and I take it you've tried the "prt scr" button?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Tried Prt scr and pasted into photoshop
and all I keep getting instead of the image is a blank frame.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Are you on a laptop?
I know on some you have to press the function button at the same time.
On mine it's "fn" in a little box.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# if it's Win Media Player, then it will come out black....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# fraps
www.fraps.com

it takes 30sec videos with the free version too.

P.S. HAHA!
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Ooo! I will explore this avenue
Cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Sweet as
Fraps, is that what a bird does in China?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# This looks good
*explores*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I use powerdvd for that
free, and has a nice 'screencapture' button.

mind you, it's all I use powerdvd for, I stick to windows media player or VLC the rest of the time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Yeah, a couple of people have suggested this,
I am going to try this ^fraps^ and if that fails then move onto getting a copy of power dvd.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I've not used it but you could also try this freeware
www.traction-software.co.uk/screengrabpro/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Doesn't VLC do that? It grabs everything else.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Play the DVD in VLC - this has a screen grab option
ps - WOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# WOOHOOO
Done it, PowerDVD did the the trick. Cheers everyone who chipped in, you are stars one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I am allowed to post this
Not inspired by a phone company
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:54, archived)
# What did you get on mother's day?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# A trip to Great Yarmouth
and half a pound of turnips.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)
# FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Change Norfolk to Britain
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
#
Britain Canvey.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# I was thinking of changing it to Bristol
but that would be racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Christmas must be fun at your place....
'ningles you silly lot, and yay for Fridays!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# 'ning!
Shit is it Friday already!?!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:00, archived)
# hey there X, yup, it sure is! Bring on the weekend I say!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# I can think of at least 1 person who'd say no.
Also TOABB!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# ...and proud
*hurumph*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

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