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[challenge entry] He wasn't running from the plane
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Anything with barney in is a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# barney is actually terrifying
which is odd, because purple is good and dinosaurs are good. so why is the combination so scary?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# have you heard the fucker speak?
Pure horror :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# good point, that's probably it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Haha :D
Turn around and kick him in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# a real painty picture of my old scoot done in 1984


Click for bigger (117KB)
just found this going through some old papers.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# vintage stuff
like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Ah I can relax again
...A return to quality posting after the shite immediately before :)
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# that's v nice
needs more CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# That = teh sex

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# You should go through old papers more often.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# That is excellent
in many different ways :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Adobe Photoshop CS3 discount purchase online
mod edit: I thought photoshop was free!
(bifikoza, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That's great, but do you also sell software?

/edit: oh yeah, your mum called. Told me to tell you to get tae fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I was hoping
for O.N.L.I.N.E. M.E.D.S.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# fram C*A*N*A*D*A
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# 20% off the Barry Sheene Championship jacket!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
funny as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 4:55, archived)
# Cutomer notification : Purchise order accepted!
Do Not consolidate your online mEDs Eliminate them!
Legally ELIMINATE your creditT card and other OEM vi@gra!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# WRANING
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Just pissed myself laughing at that - you've made me prematurely change my underwear now!

WIN!

edit: Just noticed where the link goes to, too! Horsie yays!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# sell them on ebays for $$$!
multiWIN
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *Sells as new*
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *bids*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# :D *checks nearby clock*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# just click the link
click it
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
I loved one from years back;

"Know what spyware is? You fucking will do!
GATOR"

Will have to find that, was on the board yonks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# "OK"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# haha!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# SPAM
Mods.... where are you?
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Moron!
Prepare for thread deletion.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# For cock's sake
I wish people would stop doing this :(

Pour homme productions, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# You fucking nerd
/pourhommeproductions
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Fond memories
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# it's sad that people now spend there lives in rooms signing up for websites to post this crap
that's what humanity has come to.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Please post this in every thread
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# surviving the plague, crossing great distances, fighting long wars
all for this
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# It's true.
Many years, decades, of toil and innovation have allowed a computer on the other side of the world to send me messages entitled : "You are idiot!".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# still... photoshop *is* pricey
i might give him a gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# You know how well Britain has progressed
when you watch Big Brother or CelebAir.
Have watched neither but the misses does. *Back handed slaps her*
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(__, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# what no shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Ah more memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# omg, shoes!
/ac

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# oh fucking fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Needs more donk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# speaking of donk...
i was just at the local beer emporium, buying beer, and some teenage hoodies walk in
one of whom is playing "put a donk on it" at fucking full blast on his phone
where's a shotgun when you need one eh?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# You sir,
are a wanking turd!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Well, here's my prediction for wednesday

Click for de-scanlined (445k)
Edit: Now with the proper number of frames
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Arf!

Nicely done

Throw away three frames for total awesomeness though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Why throw away three frames?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# 42 frames
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Bloody hell I'm slow today
*gets editing shears*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# WIN
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# i like
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# CERN is a paedophile
BEWARE!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# FEAR THE PAEDOPHILE PARKING GLOBE!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# yes!
i KNEW it
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# would have the punters queuing up
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# you are a marketing genius
and a clever cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Simple, yet ingenious *clicks*
(Cloudane, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Pretty

Don't know what film it's from though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps
(__, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# The Prestige is a fucking awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# There is something odd about Sarah Palin
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It's her necklace, isn't it?
Pretty goddamn creepy, that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Yup
I'd have to agree, I'm totally creeped out by that sickly apple-pie, God-bothering horseshit that she spouts and stands for.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# LET'S START ANOTHER WAR FOR PEACE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# /\click/\
For the above statement

EDIT: I'd still shag her though.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I still would
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I wondered how she looked before the image consultation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Sock her . . . Mom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Ooh, your majesty! I sayyy!


Only cropped, no other alterations made. But saw this segment of a plaque whilst queueing for a beer festival last night and my mind went into dirty mode.

Uncropped and bigger (146KB)
(Cloudane, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Phoarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# dirty so and so
I wonder if his tadger was pierced... but then I wonder that about everyone... even women.

mum - have you got a cock piercing..?
No dear I have a lady garden
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Mmm cock piercing

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# yay
hes a misfits fan
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# All Misfits fans are cocks
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# that's what I'd heard too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# :D
... turn off the internet, Mediocre has an image for everything; we can all go home now

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Hehe
;)

I do, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# mmm cock piercing

noon/ning/nang/nong!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# noong!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] are you trying to seduce me mrs. robinson?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# yiff!
i mean, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# YOU ARE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS
CANT YOU FUCKING READ THE CHALLENGE DESCRIPTION ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# fuck off
you twat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# "Show what is happening out of shot or in the next room."
something out of the screen. like www.flickr.com/groups/lp_portraits/pool/ but with movie scenes. you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I was totally with you
until the 'you cunt'.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# cunt is a term of affection
ya daft cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Yes! Your all cunts to me!

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# It's the internet.
No need to take it seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# it's my challenge idea though
i feel very protective
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Maybe you should
lie on this couch and tell me about your childhood...
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# i've fallen for that before
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Me too.
Maybe I should stop drinking wine and go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# and would you say you were a happy child ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# THIS

Hard.

Every week.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# they can read it, they just don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Magnolia.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Magenta surely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# haha
god I thought no-one would get it.

edit:there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Run, Travis, Run
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# is that
his boyfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# better mind
his parents dog :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# if only they'd
spent as much time on the script as they did on the rendering.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahah
i actually quit liked it - that little thing that escaped from a lab was just odd. but other parts were funny! :D fav bit was the sexual fantasy bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I missed the second
episode, I liked the dance dance revolution thing, but the punchline failed massively.
I may have to watch it on iplayer later.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# i think this was from the 1st one
i didnt see the second one either. (i could be wrong i turned it on half way through in the middle of the night!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# remind me.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Second was better than the first
I thought.
Although as with the DDR sketch and the annoying creature from the first that went on FAR too long, there was a Ikea sketch in the second that did the same and had no real punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# surprise
t-rex sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# the best of all the anal treats!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# nah
a really big stomach-pain-easing poo. THAT'S the best anal treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# that comes out clean
requiring no wiping?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# indeed.
not one of those sticky jobbies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Phillip?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# bestest movie ever!
*click* for a top ten pick!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# And starring HDS !
The King of Cool !
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# win win win
on so many levels!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# The man who?
Sorry, bad Travis reference.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I had a weird dream about
seeing Travis a festival this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# crqzy jude!


not my best work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# shopped pics etc.
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# :)
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# EEP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
#
eeeeeeeeeekp?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# meh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I don't like the teef but the rest is...
Woo!
:D
Apologies if the teef are unshopped!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# the bright daylight counters the "dead" effect somewhat
It seems to work better in darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hello, B3ta, I haven't posted much recently, so have an angry toast.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# PETEY!
I like your toatsts.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I had toats for breakfast this moar-ning
After watching AI, I was rather hungry.
It's not that long a film, it just seems to be long because of the pace towards the end.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# this morning I have brown mutigrain toast
with peanut butter and banana and honey on it... ergo, I win the game of breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# also I'm listening to Jeff Mills so I win the game of music too
... I'm in the office 'working' so I don't win the game of Saturday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# it felt longer than
it is, because it's shit.

shitest film ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# it's not good certainly
I'm sure I can think of shitter films...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# we were playing this
the other week, I can't think of a suggestion that was worse.

edit: a calculation is needed so buget, critical acclaim, age etc must be considered to make it fairer to compare.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I saw "Abducted by Daleks" which was a badly made sci-fi-lesbian-horror film.
Seriously, there is NOTHING worse.
NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# the christmas martian,
now thats a shit film
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# were the lesbians
also Daleks?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# eat and run.
honestly, it's unbelievably bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# some bastard put a rickroll in a bit of porn i was watching.
right near the fucking money shot too.

bastard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Smurf porn?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Turkish Star Wars?
nl.youtube.com/watch?v=js6NqlAc29I
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# CUNEYT ARKIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# he doesn't look happy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# He's rather unhappy
So unhappy he's angry.
FACT©
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# He's angry because he's not happy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *wipes off the piss*
You need to watch it when you splash on the bowl, it's splish splashing onto my mind.
See.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# He's angry cos he needs a buttering
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Presumably it isn't going to make an animation or draw batman
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# he is angry
because he has burnt corners that taste of carbon and bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ah yes, but when you burn toast, you can have a lot of fun scraping the black off
with a butter knife.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I tend to do this with butter on the knife
And then I put the knife back in the butter, and I get black crumbs in my butter D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# true that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yes
but you get burnt bits in the butter and the toast is cold by the time you get to eat it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# drawing a smilie face in the crumbs in the sink and watching my mum's reaction is worth it
many's a long night I've dreamt of cheese. Toasted mostly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# burn your mum's toast
then scrape the black off so that it says "i love duck willys". that should give her an interesting look on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# do you remember carl giles? Grandma in particular
that's what my mum looks like. www.canterbury.gov.uk/images/press/database/grandma.jpg
So every look is an 'interesting' one.

meanwhile I made this for her once
safe for work

edit: i'm off, laters.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
oh god, i haven't seen his cartoons for years! also, awesome duck cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Lucky John!


Probably bindun, but had to get it out :)
(NoSoup4U, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
fanta stick

/edit: great detail with the blinking cursor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# cursor makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Thanks :)
I wanted to leave the 'Fucksocks!' out of it, but thought people might not get the joke with the T1000 just staring.

I chuckled though, imagining it to be the face of a highly futuristic cyborg getting stumped by a captcha :)
(NoSoup4U, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# haha brilliant! i had no idea where this was going until the last bit
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hehe.
I started out by obscuring a picture of Edward Furlong in the T2-movie, but the pun was way too obvious that way.
The current picture -IS- Edward Furlong though, and probably how 'John Connor' would have looked nowadays.

Then again, when was T3 set? Isn't he currently hiding from the nuclear strikes that have just taken place?

/me hides in basement.
(NoSoup4U, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# god nose
but what i do know is that this should be fp'd
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Nope
In 1999 him and his mum jumped forward eight years to the present day (or what was the present day when the pilot for the TV series aired) so he's actually only 16/17 at the moment.

Second season starts tomorrow night, can't wait :D
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Yes. The timing
is ace.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# HaHaHa!
Souper.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Superb
I demand this by FP'd now!
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] so very wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# seams so!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# badum tish
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Yes this is a new joke to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I just wished to aknowledge it.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Did you have fun with source?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# You nearly lost me my lunch!
The fact you have an fp from not many posts made me think twice before hitting ignore.
Goatse am not a lunchtime treat.
*hides post*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one as not to flood the board...


/not a poster blog.

EDIT: Hull please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# prepare for a bumming from the bat man.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# It's a tragedy really.
All that machismo and he was hung like a bat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I was dissappointed I gave up my batman costume a while back
www.b3ta.com/board/8714628

now not so.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Mmmm
's not so bad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Still that would be 2" most!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# GOSH when will you ever be satisfied
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# showworff!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Changing the subject,
There are thousands of multi-coloured gimps dancing in the Paralympic opening ceremony, right now.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You know what's better than getting gold at the Paralypics?
Not being a fucking cripple in the first place.

*saunters of to hull*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha The outlook is grim!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# LHC, just say No!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *inserts 10p*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# whatever happens
don't get turned on
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I AM TURNED ON BAYBEEE

cfbetter (670K)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# But it isn't cock Tuesday!
Nice Finn by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Anyday is cock day!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hmmm...
"Mock The Week"?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ?
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Woo LHC!

(Eli-T, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# 'ningles all.


Now with no compoy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Pfft.
This week, we challenge you to extend famous film scenes: NOT film posters, but actual scenes.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It was a scene
Just depicted in poster form. There was no stipulation on medium used!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# except where it said
"NOT film posters"
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Technicality!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Schmechnicality
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# tenuous.
Sorry, I have a headache and it's making me ratty.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Haha
He sure told you =D
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha
Do you have a futurama calendar perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# no why?
EDIT: I'm a b3tard, obviously I have a Wheely Bird one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# september's picture
is a take on this very poster :)
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Mine is of Fox Mock Day:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Haha
Do you have a calender of the view from your window for each month?

:P
/I don't know why, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# no you naughty naughty ghost of rivers, but not creeks, brooks and streams.
NO POSTERS.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah I missed that bit:P
I haven't been around much. I have brought cayke though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Unaired pilot episode of the award-winning series.
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Hehehe
I remember them!

Get up! with the get along gang!
Come on, cause the Mouse on his way?

Something like that anyway.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# OK...
NURSE! He's doing it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# NO! no no!
Not again, not the straightjacket!!

*Jumps fence*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha
:D pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh yes, oh yes, ohhhh YES!... Oh shit! Nooooooooooooooo"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Very nice, (and hooray for your sig)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Awesome. Ning archie
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice.

Hello all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hello Rappola!
Slight T.j:
Why is everyone getting so webwise and protecting their wi-fi connections? cnuts!!!

/Has been cut off at home.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# aw poor widdle xlvii no free wireless.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# It's ok
A very nice man just paid my bill!
*glees*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Oh no you di'nt
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Why is there a shadow of Freddie Murcury singing into a mic in the background?:P
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha, that made me larf :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

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