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[challenge entry] Please rise...

...for the national anthem.
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Ok, now my cock is arisen, what do i do?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# euthanise it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# bugger, I only nailed him to a cross three days ago
and he's back!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# you are bob flannegan
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# put it
in cold swimming pool water that should help
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# SHINY
SPACE

KNOB
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# nice nob.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# The original I worked off was a novelty cake pan:
which seems pretty popular judging by the images of folks holding them on Flickr... Penis Pan
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# i want one of them, to give to my mum.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I've clciked I like this
on the proviso that it doesn't make me gay
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# why worry, it's not going to change anything....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# yes.
but you might darling.


*fucksticks*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I reckon I could turn any gay guy straight and any straight bird lez.
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# find a bi person
put them into a permenant state of flux, then stand with your crotch near them as they vibrate in indecision.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# there are no bisexual women, simply attention seeking straight women*
there are no bisexual men, just confused gay guys.**

*I don't doubt this for a second.
**True in my experience, but I don't know in general.

EDIT:
don't like my serious, narrow minded statements? :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# strange beliefs.
Bowie's a confused gay guy?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I think they're both said as jokes. (yes, im not being serious)
although out of at least half a dozen supposedly bi women I know. NONE of them stuck by their women OR EVEN HAD a female sexual partner. and two of them are the biggest (slightly ironic) annoying whores I have met.

and bowie is clearly a very very very confused gay guy, he's been married how many times?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# atleast no man's been found in his pool
filled with a seamen with an sphincter with damage comparable to having a brick shoved in it or maybe an american football.

/bowie is not michael barrymore blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# obviously, he wasn't the goatse guy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I have a strong suspicion neither is Barrymore, regarding that event,
but these days, I have no idea how anyone can ever know anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Not always true IME, true bi does exist, but it is rare,
most lean a bit to one side and any bi can settle with one sex and forget about the other if they wanna it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# do I need to put a big banner that says 'sarcasam lol'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I don't mind if it was or wasn't meant serious,
I was just joinin in the conversation...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# You're Austrailian
right?

just a thought, as we were making narrow minded statements.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# oh deary me, people seem to forget this is a humour website.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# apologies, if I miss interpreted
what you said as being more serious than it was intended, but that's the way it reads.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# probably my fault, I can't convey sarcasm online very well
It's gotten me in trouble before...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# That's what these are for: ;)
Ya cunt! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# indeed, you'd have thought I'd have learned by now eh
:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# it was the
asterisks, that suggested these were your own thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# the footnotes are my experience, the one's involving the females involve a (bitterish) experience.
I feel a lot of sympathy for the confused bloke I know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I wouldn't put money on that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# re: your sig.
that'd be a very long song.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Sometimes, it seems that way...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# yes it's a pretty safe bet to back against me.
for obvious reasons.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ???
Ok...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# !!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# to late
it's made you spacegay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooo!
I'm gay on and off every time I press the spacebar?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# yes, and even moreso during epic space battles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# am I bi if it ends in a draw?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Would this be the re-imagining that Keannu fcuking Reeves is starring in?
The Day The Earth Went Gay?

It would certainly be a convincing way to demonstrate your super powers...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hang on a minute
That sounds like a challenge suggestion to me.
We've done "If the world was run by kittens" and "If the world was run by women" but we haven't done the Gheys!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Oh good lord spare me,
I dread to think how that would go.

Mind you, I could have fun with that from the other side of the coin, straight clubs and such, straight pride, and I dread to think how reproduction would be managed, chortle...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# a step up from the sexray in flesh gordon by any means.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Haha!
I own that movie n love it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# 1 and 2?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Lordy no,
the sequel I saw once and have done my best to forget...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# NOB!
click
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# METALLICOCK
.
(beemoh, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# ROBOCOCK!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one

I am hungover, what do I need
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# other: More booze and a large doner with garlic sauce
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# saucy!
haha! nice one Wil! :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# klaatu barrada knobto
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# As mentioned above
Shiny space knob!

I like*. Nicely done

*The picture, not shiny space knobs
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I watched King Kong on the television last night
it was entertaining and very silly

I awed at the special effects
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# i thought it was a bit pish.
so i watched louis theroux on dave instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# At one point our heros were chased by a heard of frenzied Diplodocus
exchanging glances as they ran beneath their stampeding legs

all the while avoiding being eaten by some other carnivorous Jurassic thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# yeah I pretty much watched it all
i switched over at the point where blonde aussie lady pretending to be american called ann darrow came back to kong in new york with the angelic crown of lighting behind her.. that got me turning over... then I though I kinda wanna see the end so i turned back and kong and her were ice skating.. which got me bellowing fuck off once more and changed channels. Peter jackson should direct films like braindead again. that would make me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I didn't get that far
I actually switched over to something even more silly on Channel Four just at the ^above scene^ about Aliens lurking in the ocean depths racing around at high speed accidently sinking submarines, which I also failed to get to the end of
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# i watched this
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# \o/ yay superheroes
i'll just leave this here

new face by Holly Would
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# cheers for that
dunno* why i couldn't do it myself last night

* it may have been the beer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Mmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# woo
likey much
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# To me, to ewe
(Stoopid_Faaka, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# can ewe believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# This is not helping my hangover
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Sorry!
(Stoopid_Faaka, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# they like it rough obvoiusly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# That's pretty baaaaaaad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# respect the cock.
www.b3ta.com/board/8717654
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# don't worry, he loves the cock
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1215678098/eyebrows.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
You're just pissed of I make it look teh sexah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# did you translate that from english to korean and back using google
I know all the words, but the combination isn't coming together for me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# maybe his leg had just grow

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
(Stoopid_Faaka, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ningles,
you make my eyes hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I still haven't worked out what chuckle brother ewe means:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# tablet cdc done...

more shite directly!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Those are some very uneven testes.
Don't worry, it makes you look distinguished.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# h3bba battadey
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hippo beater day!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I discovered something last night
Scottish accents on girls are hot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# i am persistantly dissappointed that no one thinks my accent is hot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# are you a scottish girl?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# no i just have the accent.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Merci :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# HaPpY b3tA dAy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha, is that one of your escapees?
I love that, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Haha
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Fanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# happy b3taday an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Thank
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# beater of hippies day?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# you
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# me what?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I got cake!!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# much
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# isn't it more
you got tits in a cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
#
tits bum and i'm trumping.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# SHIT, I JUST REALISED WHAT THIS IS!
Hahah I love that website.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Happy b3tadaaay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# That's a difference perspective on the usual first CDC tablet draw
I look forward to the "more shite".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# yey i got one yesterday



CDC THREAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
gets me every time
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
thats fucked up!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Munch munch
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# om nyom nyom
tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ok then
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# is that a view from above?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Captain,
this is a chode magenta, full spunk ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha look at the girth on that one


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# arse, I put my cdc in the wrong spot again.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Is that girl....naked?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I can do better than shat in jeans for you dicko
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# :)


Click for bigger (19KB)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I think that could be improved
by not using MS-DOS/WINNT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I'm using neither
you communist!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Its cold out
Brrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Yays! And I bought a new cock!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# PICS or GTFO noob

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# No way I could get it under 50k!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# If the flooding wasn't bad enough....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# piddle
piddle
piddle
piddle

plop

EDIT: - ning all, have i missed anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# It rained lots, somewhere else
causing mayhem; according to the news
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Sounds Fun
has the torrent of compo posts stopped yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I've just woken up so haven't a clue
my stomach now requires some fried pig
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# well first of all the dinosaurs came
but they got too big and fat...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hehe :)
poo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I think this explains everything
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *Rubs chin*
That's an interesting trend but I am not sure whether pance are incorporated into knickers or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Ning me lovely ! :D
Yes, yes they are
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Then that is top comprehensive science
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You can't argue with SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# This is true
I tried once and got duffed up so badly I ended up battered and bruised.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Well there you go
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Yeah ther'es a little but of EC road that I know to steer clear of
but I still get towatch tourists get drenched by passing cars:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Your job definitely has its highlights then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Oh yes.
All the kibble I can eat:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# apologies for pushing WiL off the top of the board for this

:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# *does obligatory a salt and battery gag*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# you should be locked up in a dry cell for that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# anode that is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# im bored.
and that pun is shakey at best
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I agree
it's a bit too (pepper)corny for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ning
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha
*goes to see if there's anything on Sky Moosies 1*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# genius
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# have some semi-seamy fun.

click for more enormous
sort of a sequel to my first picture
(Gleryff , yawn, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# i like your style.
but i must attest to its powers of confusion.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# of confusion?
the only powers i gifted it with are piano spines and fire saxophone ears.
(Gleryff , yawn, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# that's the part that gets me.
how is fire inexorably affiliated with saxophones? have you seen the electric six high voltage video? octopi?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# not yet.
alas, i have been distracted and am now watching Tron.
(Gleryff , yawn, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# the best of luck to you.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# put a donk on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# you are a genius, yes
i love this picture!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] FETCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# i can't say i've seen tron.
i don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, but i do kind of want to.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Third photo, fixed for you
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Where did your 'clearly, all gay' statement go then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# That was for
early adopters only
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Were you afraid the gay shift was over?

Personally, I think it never ends
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Yes. I would say the facts suggest that to a degree not too far from 100 percent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *bums*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I ain't afraid of no gay shift
Board nazis, now they give me the willies (mostly during gayshift)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# There are board nazis during gay shift now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)
# NJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)
# wee
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:22, archived)
# I see.
I appreciate your honesty but I'm a little disappointed that you feel this way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 7:00, archived)
# I SEE IT AS A NEW BEGINNING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 8:08, archived)
# the suitcase IS the spongeman. i see it!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 8:11, archived)
# DEFINE "IS".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 8:15, archived)
# is next to, closely resembles, or is mistaken to represent in some way...
i'd say.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# I know my place.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Spongeist!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Great job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! waffle1 is lurking on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:49, archived)
# There is only rule 34.
And by proxy, 35.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Rule 14!
Also
35 only, ffs this is b3ta.
edit: *peas to the point*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Good call on 14.
But you can't have 35 without 34. Rule 34 is better anyway and 35 just seems like a clause in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Also, rule 8 and 20 :)
NIGHTNIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Cya.
Bored you to sleep already.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)
# It's 6am!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:09, archived)
# 10pm!
Sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Compiled on a forum where other people's work is posted more than original content.
It reflects the problem quite well. Much like "There is noooo, rule six" does in the Python sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Dude! Rule 42!
All of man shall talk to the man at the helm and the man at the helm shall talk to no-one at all.

And the horse is a rabbit of course.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Pfft, that is impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)
#


tried painting today.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)
# and now im eating some old refridgerated-microwaved chicken fried rice.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:12, archived)
# Also
Being replied to.

Woo. I like them both.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:21, archived)
# now im drinking a soda.
its cool.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:28, archived)
# Perhaps a still-life might be useful for your next, should you attempt another.
Waldorf salad, bowl, table setting, pool of blood from the severed hand... etc.[/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)
# I like the painting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:30, archived)
# thanks. i'm trying to paint now.
but. i don't really know how.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)
# well that's the thing about painting.
i know how to paint, i've taken classes in all art media since preschool, but last night after taking mushrooms i painted until 5:30 in the morning and accomplished nothing new for the artistic community. mostly, i traced visible shadows of body parts, drew dinosaurs, whales, helicopters, traced spiralling orbits around insects walking on the paper, and poured paint all over my back before rolling in fevered shame on the page. it was the most fun i've had painting in my life, but the product was less than aesthetically moving.
speaking of which, i quite admire your painting and encourage that you pursue this endeavor further. not of course without psychoactive substances though.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Pics
or it was all a dream!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# i still don't know what i'm going to do with it. i'll probably end up putting it up in my room.
but then i'm thinking at the end of the year i'm going to tear it up into tiny pieces and put one on everyone's door. i'm going to add to it as often as i can throughout the year.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Sounds ace
are you gonna take shrooms every time?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i don't know if i could stomach that.
i plan to take lsd in the near future.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Haha. God damnit, that's ART!
Or something. Snippity doo.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)
# Goddamn, that's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:42, archived)
# you suceeded
you sloppy dog cunt
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)
# I have friends who are professional artists
and I can honestly say that this wouldn't be out of place at one of their shows.

All you need to do is prepare a 10 minute talk about what you were trying to "do" with this painting.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 8:09, archived)
# that's quite good :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# all humans are ugly. especially babies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Haha
What a dainty moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:01, archived)
# tainty, shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Yes, that too

I have no idea why I get shitty random pixels around the place. Probably the cheap tablet and/or using Paint Shop Pro. Maybe the solution will come in a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)
# 'night. i'm off too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 4:21, archived)
# Much like monkfish, they should be deheaded before sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)
# who would buy one?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Only have a small oven?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 4:46, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY COOKED?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# YOU MUST INSTAIN THE OVEN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# om nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# what a guy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 4:53, archived)
# I'M A FUCKING GAMING SPRITE*!


*poorly rendered image
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Crotch gun!
Powerful imagery
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I was going to have leg calipers with shotguns tied to them, like some kind of mental jetboots.
But I got lazy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:01, archived)
# It's better as it is
You can fully explore the issues faced by those men unfortunate enough to have been born with a firearm where there cock should be.
Something society needs to face up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Or I could just play this again.
db.tigsource.com/games/gunlimb

The 'cutscenes' honestly make that game.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:14, archived)
# STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Wooey
And the goatee looks like a camel mouth from this angle.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:22, archived)
# white dude.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Im so fricking proud!
www.b3ta.com/links/Im_a_DAD

soz to the bottom of teh board but when u have a kidda this cute.

just wanted to show him off
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)
# WELL DONE, AND ALL. BUT I GOTTA SIGN IN TO SEE YOUR PICTURES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)
# soz - u need a login and cookie to see.
pologeez
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Congrats, but I ain't signing in to see an ugly baby.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I was going to say 'gay baby'.
But then I thought I'd sound like a jerk.

BUT WELL DONE TO YOU, MATT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# It's nothing personal, I just think that baby humans are ugly.
If you could freeze dry a human, but somehow keep it soggy, that would probably look somewhat like a baby person.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I like asian babies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# You're thinking of asian babes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I'm thinking of a CLEVELAND STEAMER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Why is that, when kittens and such always look so cute.
I suspect it must be the lack of fur.

A baby siamese cat probably looks like some kind of nuclear holocaust survivor.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I agree.
However, I am reading your suggestion as a vote to make all babies hairier.

Therefore, you are now a furry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Now?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# CENARIS, IS THAT YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# im bkbilly
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I want to be bkbilly :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# BK stands for 'babe kats'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised, and I hope you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I DREW TITS ON MY CAT.
WITH TIPEX!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# my mate drew a diamond on his dog's head with tipp-ex
when he was very stoned. called it black beauty for the rest of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
# HHAHA. Fuckin' WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# this is the same lad
who woke me up at 3 a.m. to have a snowball fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)
# In fairness, who wouldn't.
I once STOPPED DRINKING at a pub as it started snowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# snow is great.
it makes you act like a kid. one inch of the stuff and you're trying to build a smowman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Several inches, and you can go snowboarding!
Hundreds of inches coming down the mountainside fast and you get squashed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# true
but at least i'd leave a beautiful corpse!
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)
# i wanted to be sport billy
if i didn't get what i wanted, why should you?
*nurses old wound*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# haha my lad says bk all the time on xbox live
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# FLOATY CAT RAPIST!
You love them in the ear!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# as you've just become a dad
you'll get no flaming from me. congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# *BANANA!
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# what's with the banana?
i hate bananas!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# sorry
i wasnt sure what to rspond ... i looked at your name and said BANANA ...


i like bananas

once i as in France and i got bitten by a banana

i liked it

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
# ah, the monkey bit, yes?
i got chewed-up slimy banana hurled in my face by a monkey many years ago, even the smell of bananas makes me sick now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)
# i don't much like nana's either


good for one thing only
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Comedy falling over routines?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)
# 0_0
no comment!


g'night folks, i'm off to my pit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)
# EUPHAMISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)
# he looks very healthy and handsome
girl next to complete the set?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# You forgot #151 - Mew
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# elaborate pls

oh i get it now

bin along time since i swapped Pokémon cards
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# VICTREEBEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I ECHO THE SENTIMENT OF OTHERS
HAPPY BABY, ME NON LOGIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# "C Section"
always makes me think of a secretive crack squad of midwives, who do all the difficult deliveries.
Also, congratulations :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# ta !
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# wow!
Usually newborns look horrendous, this one doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# aw ...
ta ! he looks like me...



no he does!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Congrats matey!
Log in to what?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# flickr
if u have a cookie and a flickr account its all good
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I don't know my log in.
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# well done to your lady friend
after all, she did all the hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# fuck yea
48 hours of labour

and then WHAM nope ur having a C section.

we were crapped off. then she went into shock and ... well .... shes in for 4 or 5 days in Mayday.. The WORST of all NHS ... trust me - if you have a slight incling to say a prayer for her do so....

ive never seen anyone in and out of death.

and i never want to or witness anything orgrish again
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# What motivates breeding?
I mean there you go, put in lots of traumatic effort, pain and uncertainty, all to produce a random human. They'll be annoying for a few years and then develop a personality, and it could be a nice personality or they could be horrible. Alternatively you could go and socialise and make friends and only select the ones who are nice, and they'd all already be grown up and you wouldn't have to feed them, much. Your children, on the other hand, might not even like you. Not to mention constantly having to be on the look out for stuff your baby might break, or that might break your baby. How is this a good idea?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# will you foster me?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
# If you're quiet.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Fuck yes.
This is why I'm never having kids. I've seen what a shit I can be, and I'd hate to have to deal with a cunt like me for the rest of my life, from an outside perspective at least.

I'm not having kids, saves money, saves time.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I'm glad somebody's doing it, mind you.
I applaud parents for this foolhardy, potentially life-ruining act which provides me with new future humans who might entertain me.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Definitely.
They're doing a good job, I'd have nobody to talk to if it wasn't for them.

But like hell am I going through all that.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# hormones
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Genes
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# How so?
Generally when our genes urge us to do something we don't listen, and do what we like instead. Like doing extreme sports, gawping at pictures of dangerous animals, eating things that taste funny, and using contraception. And the whole of human culture.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)
# What about eating salty and fatty foods?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Ooh, fair point. Discomfort caused by cravings is motivating.
Maybe people have babies because they get cranky if they don't.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Babies are high in salt and fat...
A tasty snack!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# If we paid full attention to the urges of our genes
we'd be constantly eating other people's babies. And then having some ourselves.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)
# kids.
haven't got any, don't want any.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# just plenty of practice?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)
# hell, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I'm going to do genetic experiments instead.
Sort of a cross between having a pet and a child then.

Although with slightly more locked in a cage beating with sticks action.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Best to all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# congratulations
umm here is a giant shark
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Congratulations on your giant shark.
You must be very proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# aww.
Congratulations to all involved parties
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)
# x
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# awallafashagba doesn't have anything available to you.
aww.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# i knows !
stuupid slideshow !
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# so sorry to hear about your sexually transmitted infection and its burst into the world.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:01, archived)
# gratz from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)
# I set myself a challenge a while back...


Sauces had totally conflicting light sources.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# aaawww!
he's so fluffy!
can't help thinking of chops and boiled lamb's hearts, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)
# It does look lamby doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# very much so
although i'm off the idea of chops now.
lamb chops = nyom
dog chops = vom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# What's wrong with dog?
I'd quite like to eat dog one day.
It's not like their meat would taste horrible just because they're bred as housepets.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# no
but they eat shit. cornfed chickens are nice. a good diet means tasty meat. winalot means not a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Don't have to eat the pets though.
I'm sure dogs bred for food would have a much nicer meat. Those are the ones I'd go for, but I wouldn't avoid eating it just because people keep them as pets.

I've known people with pet pigs, but I'm still eating a motherfucking bacon sandwich in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# i don't care if they're pets
if i was starving, i'd immac the cat and whack it on a pitta in record time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# trust me, she's got it coming
waking me up at all hours, meowing on my bedroom windowsill, the little bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I love cats, but my cat is a total fucking dickcunt.
I'll condone you eating yours, provided she's not a sweetie.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# unfortunately, she is.
she doesn't even do that evil, creepy hissing thing very often. she does drink out of the goldfish bowl, though. i think she's just trying to lower the water level to make the fish easier to catch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# ARF YIFF MEOW ETC.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Draw some corns please. It will make me smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# fry cracked corn and i don't care
leela cracked corn, still don't care
bender cracked corn and he is great
take that, you stupid corn!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
# WHAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ME SECRETLY WANTING TO BE A FOLK SINGER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I'M BENDER, BABY, PLEASE INSERT LIQUOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)
# she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes...
she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes...
(I'll kill you amy!!!)
she'll be coming round the mountain
coming round the mountain
coming round the mountain when she comes!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# That is the happiest corn I have EVER seen!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)
# To be fair, I've not seen that much unhappy corn, so it wasn't too big a stretch of the imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# CORNS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)
# FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Ah fuck. It should've been cuming butter. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# CUME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# yes it should.
hang your head in shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)
# *falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)
# *jumps on*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# "pile on"
*piles on*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# sorry i tried my best :(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)
# AHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# SURFBANANACORN
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# to smooth to be a corn
to straight to be a banana

he walked the earth in search of his identity :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# ACTIONCORN
EXXXXTREEEEEEEEEME!


EDIT: How rude of me, awesome pic Mr Pineapple!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# You can tell he ain't no cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# CORN-ON-THE-COBCORE: MAX ACTION VERSION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# DEATHCORN ENGAGE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Haha, fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# FOUR LEGGED INSECT CORN SHITS BLOOD. NEWSFLARSH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# FLARSH THE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)
# hahahahahhaa
yees"""
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# i posted a pic of my corns before, but it made cockweasle puke.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Luke and Leia make the droids watch their *special* video again...
CFB
Pearoastage...
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# C3PO: This still is the best wincest in the galaxy.
R2D2: Bleeep, BLOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Wincest!
ROFLMAOPLIMSOLBBQ!!1!!11!0111001011!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Burger and onions please
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Slice of mime, if it is to be had.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Ahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# YES!!!!!!
KILL ALL CLOWNS!
they're fucking asking for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# JERKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# You forgot the * * around that.
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *that*
HOLY SHIT, I'M ON FIRE. SEXY, SEXY FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Greetings.
I bring you news from a better world.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Sorry,
I was justing eating cheese from a better world.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# DICK ON CLOWN.
DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

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