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James ~~Gordon~~ Brown (born 20 February 1951) is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

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(sorry., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

Shopped pictures only please!

'ningles all.

Also:

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

top shop

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

TJ:

Any extremely weak men or girls about? My wife wants a new vacuum cleaner and the main things to consider are:

1) Powerful
2) Suited to wooden floors
3) bagless
4) light.

I would just buy a top end Dyson, but my idea of 'very light' is pretty much precisely the same as Jim's idea of 'too heavy to lift'.

Anyone got any recommendations? The hand held Dysons have too short a battery life (that is to say too short vacuuming per charge).

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

Well your post seems to suck pretty hard.

/american teenager blog

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

I'm feeling weak

but I can't help with your sucking issue sorry

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

attach a funnell to her mouth.

then push her around on the floor as she breaths in.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

That is work for ME though.

I am inherently idle.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

um, maybe she could push herself around.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

i got a dyson dc14

and it's light enough to vaccuum the stairs, without using the hose thingy

go buy one, you won't regret it

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

That is what I thought

but I seem to have overestimated Jim's strength.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

Dysons are nice

I used to have one of tthe hosed vacs and it was great. Failing that ther is always the Henry which always rock!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

henry rocks

but don't get caught in a hotel room with your cock in one...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

We currently have a Charles

(a larger Henry).

Jim cannot really move it about at all, let alone carry it up stairs.

Henry is too heavy for her (she is pathetic).

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

Dyson

i used to have this one, it's light and it does a good job
Just over 8kg.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

I am told

'about 4kg, maybe 5 at a push'.

She is pathetic, you see.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

Ah so basically she wanys a straw to suck through?:P

1.8kg?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

Too short a battery life per charge

and also very carpet orientated (and I don't have any downstairs)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

Hahaha I read that as

I don't have a downstairs.

Lightest I can find, 5ish

www.dyson.co.uk/store/product.asp?product=DC24-ALLFLOORS

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

I found the "carpet orientated" to be mildly amusing

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Are you saying it's a rug muncher?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

I just find any orientation with a floor covering to be a source of amusement

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

One of these should be about that

www.redcross.org.uk/shop/product.asp?id=59548&gclid=CLaOj8Txj5YCFRMmQgodMmCcFA

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magnum, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

I think more one of these

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

keep the charles

invest in these:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

Can't go wrong with a Henry

plus they smile at you all the time

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

Try the new Dyson Sphere

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

Well,

I would find it cheap to run, anyway ;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

You can get a henry micro that is 6.6kg

That's the best I can find

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

get a henry

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

my wife wants....

get her a new broom, a dustpan and brush and remind her how lucky she is not to be beating rugs hung over the washing line.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

We do beat the rugs over the washing line.

I am thinking about one of those brushes where they store the dust inside?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

get an attractive polish maid

then everyone's a winner.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

You're so practical :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

not fugly enough

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

I like this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

good more

am i too late?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

It's

never too late for wandbaggoning!

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drunkenoaf, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

/just logged on blog.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

scroll down

repeat until de-ris
(and you still won't get it)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

I tried that but I couldnt find a sauce :(

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

this is the serious comment where it started.

www.b3ta.com/board/8805071

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

OIC

So hey thats a neato what now right?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

YA RLY GUD M8

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

Now my shirt, a guy on another forum made it

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

here is a picture of in the harsh mountains

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

eh?

Ah missed a bandwagon:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

your sig

www.journalism.co.uk/2/articles/532310.php

haha you bully!

and - images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=julie%20moult&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

awww

unlike hounding some poor bastard to the brink of sanity for the value of bringing "the truth" to the shit guzzling public

edit: which lead me to this news story

O_o?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

unlike hounding some poor bastard to the brink of sanity for the value of bringing "the truth" to ~~the shit guzzling public~~ her wallet.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

quite so

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

Oh no, Sir.

You wrong them, "...Yesterday I finished reading this book:
SuperMedia: Saving Journalism So It Can Save the World. ..."
This is serious business... LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

yeah, then the students reading that get a job in a newspaper

and then everything that isn't an advert is an outrage piece

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Hahaha yes

I appear to be one of the lead bullies:P

And it's reunited me with a long lost image:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

hahaclick

but the real elvis wasn't that svelte

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

he needs funnel

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

keep these doggies rolling!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

'ning

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

All the pluribus has been absorbed by it being an eagle.

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

all the humus been absorbed by it going on too long

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

remove the party pooper.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

*cocks shotgun*

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

don't cum up the barrell, it's a disaster to clean out!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

Remember the time you did that and dropped the gun on the butt and it went off?

Ha, good times.

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

remember it? Ive got my bollock in a jar to prove it!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

My cousin once got barbed wire embedded in the bone in his little toe.

And the barbed wire was attached do the floor, so he couldn't go anywhere.
It was hilarious, we had to find a nearby stranger to call 999.
Soon enough, a fire engine came along and cut him free with wire cutters, and he was carted off to the hospital.

When he returned, he had the wire in a jar and he named it "toe-bait".

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

i got a fishing lure stuck in my arse cheek, so a trip to the doctor later

i still have most of the lure (most was cut off) but the little bit that had to be ripped out i didn't get back.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

Hahahahah christ

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

that's a rather disrespectful way to handle a weapon

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

that'd be a cool thing, a poop so amazing it only comes out at parties

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

hum, yes, but not if it happens to be in your trousers at the time.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

haha here's one i made earlier

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Made entirely of confetti

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

awesomosaurus!

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

all your wankstains are absorbed by it being a tissue.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

Has anyone noticed how fantastic b3ta is while everyone's out at the bash?

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

it's a bit to quiet. i've already started one thread today, and if i had any ideas i'd start another.

it's also a long weekend and a sunday, so none of my mates is on msn to talk to me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm not on msn right now, either.

I should be :/

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

msn is the evil place

EVIL!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

What surgeon general say?

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Rincewind, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

ris?

i don't get it

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

it's very simple.

all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog...maybe your leg had just grow.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

explain yourself private

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

someone made a comment that didn't make sense

and it got waggoned.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

oh ok, like "what do say?"

although this one is complete gibberish

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

For great justice!

What happen?

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Rincewind, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

these sound a bit like haikus

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

maybe your haiku will be absorbed by it been a dog

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

haha yes!

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

i'm rissing too.

what is the source of this dubious meme?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8805071

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

hehe

www.b3ta.com/board/8805258

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

This was a fine morning to pop back onto B3ta again

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boris the spider, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

was it? why?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

It's been making me giggle

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boris the spider, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

oh goodie!

where have you been anyway?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

hiding in the laundry basket

sniffing socks

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boris the spider, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

i'm sure i would have remembered

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

Rohypnol

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

That's the ticket

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boris the spider, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

again? no wonder i found my ankles up behind my ears

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

im sure they enjoyed it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

It keeps gets better

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

maybe your fun has absorbed by it been to growing.

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

Monster Month - 5th October - Black Annis

As suggested by The Magic of Chutney

(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

what a pretty monster.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

BLACK ANUS LOL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

would

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

Long time, no see...

when did this image upload deal come about?

(Cyrus, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

GULP!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

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Microwave, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)

...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)

yay microwave!! making a new post :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

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Microwave, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)

Just needs more colour

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)

Thanks

This was my intent but it turns out I didn't have imageready installed

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Microwave, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

I want this to flash on the side of my car

while racing chavs in Novas :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

LET'S TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

spot the rectangle.

Click for bigger (32KB)
there's more than 3.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:23, archived)

is the picture a rectrangle itself?

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Cae1, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:26, archived)

did you find all these?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:32, archived)

i didn't know i could add my own lines.

sorry, its early.

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Cae1, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)

you're supposed to add what you feel necessary in order to see what you imagine yourself seeing.

that's the only way i've ever done it.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:35, archived)

I can see 439

I added quite a lot as you can tell, but you said it was OK.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)

HAX!! OMFG HAX!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:40, archived)

what, that xbox magazine thing?

fucking imageshack.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:48, archived)

do fish get thirsty?

take the dumb test now.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)

when you see this, you know that something went wrong somewhere

(monkeysauce, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

i see it all the time :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

i may not be the first to tell you this...

but something went wrong.

(monkeysauce, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)

i do believe you are correct.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)

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OneOfSome, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)

what

the redex?

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)

it is my belief

that redex always goes right

(monkeysauce, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)

right on until

moonshine inverts with the cornfields. syrupy until dusk. Never more be the words that swore once to the heart of soul town. funk up mother freak outs. with the serendipitous boogie floating down behind the glacial summers that night presents. pools popping periodically productiviy presents Peter's prenenial problem. but why? whats the deal man. isn't there a solution to the woes? the wednesday blues flying out on a string of bendéd dark matter. all flap no jiggle. not even a hoot. why can't some of them slip the train to the eagles nest. fondling sally? sally does not want to be fondled, man. not since the last time. but to be fair to the lad it was more of a cupping.

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)

i...

was thinking the same thing.

(monkeysauce, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)

thats what they do, men...

out like lightbulbs round moths. nothing flutters with out them. hear the sizzle, feel the breeze. the smells that float past they all know the thoughts. read them as they zip. care free souls. fun loving hipsters. shackle free and fancy. hostile to a degree i suppose. but we've never been ones to judge. not since that last time. the pirates got angry. I would say irate but the similarity between that and the name of their profession would dive them to greater distraction and they already want my guts to help keepup their socks.. which is strange considering they're mostly peg legged. I should never of swabbed the deck hand. that was my first mistake. never should i of been with the mop. twisted and old. hounded it was. a life of torment and misery first sappling then tree then les petite mortes de le petite arbre.

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)

I have recieved an e-mail like that

I tried to illustrate it for a compo once:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:17, archived)

pura faktz™

my favourite spam was advertising hardcore porn but came accompanied with bible quotes saying how we are all sinners... I felt so conflicted.

i should sleep.

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)

collages rule...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)

I call this

"replacement".

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:43, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)

cock rocket

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)

this is far funnier than it should be

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 7:58, archived)

sing spam, like it was some kind of dodgy indie song

have associates add a musical background

it'll be a hit :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:45, archived)

stay away from the eagle's nest!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)

the eagles nest must be pretty cool

'cause that eagle just chinned a aeroplane!

(monkeysauce, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)

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routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)

i helped

with that translation

(monkeysauce, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)

*sobs quietly in the corner*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:08, archived)

wish i'd helped with

that one though...

(monkeysauce, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:22, archived)

HEY POSTBEAR, DON'T TROLL ME

philadelphia.craigslist.org/tfr/866882832.html

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)

this world is just really odd isn't it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)

I'm hoping so!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)

:D...:D...

...are you serious?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)

yes I am

you game?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)

no,...

...i need my hands...(see post above)...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)

this does bear the hallmarks of the postbear

indeede

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OneOfSome, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)

when i click it

it says flagged for removal :(

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)

Yeah, I am disapointed and annoyed

edit: new link:
philadelphia.craigslist.org/tfr/866916412.html

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)

hahaha

thats mental.

"yeah we need some one who gets shot and killed in our movie.. anybody no longer got the will to live yet has always wanted to be in a film...?"

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)

Beats having a budget for special effects

and uh...something about...um...film theory..and..erm...reality..uh

I don't know, I just thought it would look crazy.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)

u take them red bricks -

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)

you remember that brickman who used to be on b3ta.com/board.

he photoshopped his face into a brick and made pictures about it.

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d d, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)

A CLASSIC TALE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 7:08, archived)

Maybe?

(ttdi wishes he had come up with a better sig before, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)

*error*...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:45, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)

Hahahah

He's lost his cement, the fucking retard.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)

where does the cement thing come from?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)

it's a mixture of

calcium, silicon, aluminium, iron all mixed together at the right levels and ground to a dust.

most of it is dug up from quarries and made by clever people.

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

thank you.

smart arse

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)

Dapper Posterior

thank you very much.

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)

Gobbo.

We call it gobbo. A drop of Fairy Liquid is the key ingredient.

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routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

aaaahhhhh.

I was actually wondering about the line "where's my fucking cement, you retard?"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)

It was someone here complaining about his cement or something.

I remember finding the original cement thread on the board search a while ago, but I can´t seem to find it. And I don´t remember it anymore.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)

retards and cement, a deadly combination

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:43, archived)

Yes.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:52, archived)

I love this.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)

well who wouldn't want to throw apples at French people.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

tasty

looks like a sausage machine has gone all wrong

(

Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)

mmmmmmm sausages.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)

Night all

(

Geoffpeas All the cut, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)

First pic? Suri not

/Lacism
edit: Wait, what the fuck is going on in the top banner?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:36, archived)

can nikki confirm it's been absorbed?

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)

Who/what is

Baby Suri?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)

tom cruise's kid i think.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)

i love the top banner.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)

BUMS! BOOBS! DUNKING!

WRONG!

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)

but oh so right!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)

although

for the boobs one high five to courtney cox's sprog fo pulling open her bikini. although it's retracted for it then being in all of the pictures of said breast.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)

quack quack !

pfft :)

(

OneOfSome, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)

[/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)

Pfft! =)

(

mikenco, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)

quack!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)

Lovely

*clicks*

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)

Nasty

(

mikenco, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)

HE'S HAVING A DUCK!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)

hahaha,, fuuuuck!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)

Quack!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)

G'night! :)

(

mikenco, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)

that dog is no longer innocent

WOO!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)

hahahahaha

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)

hahah this dog is just like roast beef from achewood

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)

i want to be a ducks mummy

though that's impossible due to my lack of both vagina and the fact that i'm psuedo human

(

BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)

haha

I have forgotten this and love it anew.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:37, archived)

Hmm, yes, well I'd like to see that in writing thank you.

*puffs on pipe contemplatively.*

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)

YES

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)

QUACK-QUACK!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)

Could be worse

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)

argh!

that guy has the dubious honor of owning the only pair of hands that are on their own NSFW

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)

pffft

(Wildheart Baby The Climbing Crampon of B3ta, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)

Do we get badges

for being at the birth of a new bandwagon?

(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)

you'll all be begging for god's forgiveness SOON

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)

Most likely, yes.

His 'few years' may be an exaggeration.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)

what?

Well, since the Earth has only been around for 6000 years, I can only assume his wrath will occur in our lifetime! :)

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)

Ahahaha!!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)

hurrr

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)

hahahaha

*googles*
Fuck, Google is fast.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)

it been a dog.

(

d d, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)

All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)

HAHA! IT IS NOT!

edit: had a moment for some testing. Sent step one results.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:12, archived)

oh wow...you made a movie!...can't wait to watch it!...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

Chairman

(Phukit, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

just finished modelling him has he?

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)

I am so hailing right now.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)

HAIL

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)

My OCD says that the hands and face should match!

But, bows! :)

(

mikenco, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)

fair do on the

matching

(Phukit, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)

1 px feather selection..

image - adjustments - colour balance

Sling in some 'red'.

(

mikenco, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)

what about his moustache and hair

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:22, archived)

huh ?

(

OneOfSome, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)

Are the merkins having a lection again?

I bet no one shows up.

(

mikenco, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)

ohhhh

thats what all the fuss is about, i geddit now

(

OneOfSome, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

Yep,

it's time to choose a new leader, kyuk kyuk kyuk. Dems 'publicans believe that the Earth is 6000 years old an' dems 'mocrats believe dey can get a rootin' tootin' black man in the White House. We needs ourselves a war I tells ya. A Goddammed war.

(

routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)

an additional war (*)

(*) prices and conditions may vary. you must be this old to ride this ride.

(

OneOfSome, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)

lol.

(

d d, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)

cunt fucker

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)

I saw an american on the bus today

he said "route" funny

haha, funny american route funny man funny

it wasn't funny

:(

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)

i have a funny accent hellooo i am british. whats all this then?

(

d d, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)

I Say! What ho! I should bally well coco!

O_o

lolwut?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)

Well,

hot diggity dang, youze Brits sure are funny when you puts yer mindz to it!! Jeez, Ah cannot even remembuh the last time ah laffed as much as this! I guess it wuz when mah daughter got raped down by the pond. That wuz pretty funny right there. She jus went out to catch tadpoles an' came back with Hep C. That wuz funny, but I guess the good lord Jeezus wanted things that way. Anyways, I raped the other child jus' to make things even an' all kyuk kyuk kyuk. Jeez, ah sure am fuckin' stoopid. I sure hopes that somebody drives a goddammed plane into mah house one o dese dayz, killin' every stoopid fucking asshole insade an' stuff. Anyhoo, God belss youz all. Be seein' ya!!

(

routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)

Damn, now I'm filled with patriotism

*loads up the C130*

HOOYAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)

i been thinking along the same lines

it seems that McCain is the biggest obstacle between Palin and the whitehouse.
he is a fucking muppet and no mistake. she is a twat also, but at least she's strong.

please america, don't put that imbecile in power.

(

Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)

The other ticket implied by that pairing is even more horrific.

The Zombie Ticket! HAHAHA!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)

BRRAAAAAIIIINNNSS '08

(

Shiksa, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)

sex tape shenanigans

SHENANIGANS!

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)

furry pencil case monster

Click for bigger (40KB)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

It smells like soup..

and pencil sharpenings.

Woo!

(

mikenco, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

I spite thee with shavings, beast.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

most enjoyable.

compasslimbs!

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

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McBadger COW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)

Hooray for furry pencil holding boxes and other containers

(

OneOfSome, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)

eep:|!

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)

excellent

shame we didn't do Derby, I'm a bit flued up now...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

All the cool kids stayed behind.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)

is it man flu ?

the one i had definitely was, it eats your very soul.

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)

it's shit

how are you feeling?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)

better but still rough

lasts for weeks, it just wont fucking go away .

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)

Nice one

*click*

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)

Eeeeeeek, it has Ominous Implements

I always thought those things were out to get me.

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)

David Barnes' "Species" and my incomplete pencil attempt.

www.barnzstuff.com/fineart/Species.html probably SFW but just in case, it's linked.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

I can't see anything remotely NSFW about that

Am I missing something?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

look at a boob=get fired at some places

not that I really see anything wrong with the picture.

The sistine chapel is NSFW at some workplaces, for fuck's sake.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

Can't even see norks

:(
There's definitely an eye, a nose, and a mouth.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)

try the link above the image.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

Haha

Shit :(

Didn't look at the link!

Drawing is looking good btw :D

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

thanks.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

can't you lot see it?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

could you say that again?

it didn't make sense the first time.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)

all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

could you say that again?

it didn't make sense the second time.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

could you say that again?

it didn't make sense the third time.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8805071

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)

this hasnt made it to google yet

...wierd

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

it has now

been absorbed by google

(

tubaman, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 6:57, archived)

a new slogan!...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

gonna get to ris?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

givie it a few years

www.b3ta.com/board/8805071

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

worryingly, this all makes sense now

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)

gonna to get ris shirley?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)

gonna to get dog!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8805071

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8805071

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)

I love horses, me

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)

shirley? gonna get to ris?!

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

Yes.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)

givie it a few years

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)

NOW!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)

Balls to that, I'm too impatient

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)

hear hear!!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

By her expression

you can tell that's great news!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

Tally ho!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)

can I have a "haberdashery" please, bob?

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)

Here you go

(

Geoffpeas All the cut, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

haha this thread is a nonsense

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)

I'm off to bed

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)

not here.

i'm at work. i've been working on this picture for about 2 weeks on and off. nobody ever comes into this computer lab so it really doesn't matter what i do or what i look at. and the fact that this is an art school makes looking at artistic nudes on the computer a normal occurrance anyway.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

your honour

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)

NIPPLES.

TWO OF THEM.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

i see...

...i like!...:)

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

thanks.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

FUCK

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

FUCK!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

FUCK

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

FUCK

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

Fuck

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

DUCK!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

Indeed

It's quite hypnotic, after a while

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

FUUCK!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

fuckin' A!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

Just in time to test this

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

FUCK!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

is that a scene from "Teeth"?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

Hahaha

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

FUCK

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

Phallic Magenta Tongue!

+10 points!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)

can i put my wiener in there?

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

OMG!.............i mean...FUKC!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

kcuf!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

*FUCKS*

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

FUCK BABY!

FUCK

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

FUCK

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

feck

(w0l, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)

FUCK

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

yeah, not offensive at all.

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

I am sending this to my boss

via the strange avenues of the internet

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

stop pointing...it's not polite...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

if that zombie is lying on its back

what a fucking weird cock

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

...yeah...

...it looks just like a hand!...o_o

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

It's Chesney Hawkes and his cheesy norks!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

*hardens*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

*hits with badminton racket*

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

PFFFFT!!

wow!

thats some mouldy cheese

(

Geoffpeas All the cut, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

PUT THEM AWAY, CHESNEY

YOU COULD GET MORE MONEY IF YOU KEEP THEM HIDDEN

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.

Trumpet him melodiously at first, but
if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

yessir

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

omg so funny

langs.eserver.org/mistranslations.txt

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. "

That page is hilarious

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

i'd take advantage of your chambermaid

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.

Can't translate this!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

tootle him with vigor

:D:D:D

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

now just imagine the strange and confusing calls that the "Kinki Nippon Travel Company" got

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

The "One & ONLY"....eh?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

the one and gorgonzonly

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

can't take that away from brie.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

i think i love you

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

awww

^_^

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

mmmm

foursome?

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

is that harry potter?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

they all are

actually I dont know what it is. have a wallpaper for your troubles

Click for bigger (194KB)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

can it be pentrated?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

for some reason that reminds me of ice cream

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

How the living christ

does that remind you of ice cream?!

(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)

His dad

used to use ice cream to lubricate him.

(

routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

wow

that is rather good. my brain hurts from staring at it

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

norks!

goodnight b3ta, i'm gonna be sick *vomits in your shoe*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

clansoul?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

man hole?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

flan pole?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

scanner vole!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

man onda dole!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)

okok transverse hyperbole

wait, oh, oh no.

I best go to bed

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

its pronounced hyperrbolly

and i think you've confused the language term with the conic section

and blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah blah.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

NORKS

HAWKS

BALKS

MARTIN SHORTS

GENITAL WARTS

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

i like yr thinking

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

That's the guy that won the Turner Prize innit?

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Ratsta, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

well, that's pretty fucked up

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

This is more than I can comprehend.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

MOLE!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

erm...

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

How weird,

i couldnt even see what you had changed at first :D

Nice one!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

that was kind of my hope

for you brain to trigger theres something wrong but not be sure what. yay!

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Haha neither could I.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

*Wants for a pet*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

1. get dog and cat

2. spike water with liquid viagra

3. wait 9 months

4. realise you bought both male animals

5. ....

6. more expenditure.

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Pfft. :-D

9 months? not even that long. 2 months gestation for dogs and cats surely?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

P'ah

You scientists with your evidence.

:D

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

you've got to make sure

not necessarilly going to spawn straight away...

*shifty eyes*

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

Dogs and cats

only gestate for an average of 65 days!
*rasp*
Gawd I'm sad.

(squashynose, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

The same effect can be achieved in humans

By the application of a hooded sweat top and some hoop earrings. Hanging around on the wall by the Co-Op Local smoking and spitting also helps.

Spawn them. Spawn them HARD!

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

I bet it chases its own tail

and wins

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owensanity, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

every one wins :D

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

CATDOG

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Shiksa, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

awww

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

ooh

that's very purdy :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

nice morphage!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

HOLY HELL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

cor!!

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McBadger COW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

A cag!

Or a dot?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

felnine

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

Does it still get high off catnip?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

I think it goes a bit far for some

dognip too.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

yeah

and it eats it's own shit too.

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arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

Bitchin'

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

i thought it was a puppy with a old dogs head...

but apparently its a cat
woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

is this a dat or a cog?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

dog

givie it a few years and all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog!

(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

ALL THE CUT WILL BE ABSORBED BY IT BEEN A DOG

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

oh great idea

give a cat a really bitey mouth

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Why

am I looking at your dog?

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routine has perfected burgers, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

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