This ^
It was in the b3ta phallic logo awards.
www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:55,
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www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/
my googness, this takes me back
musta bin technically the first image i saw on b3ta. yes I am that new.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:43,
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hart looks very happy there
and doing this would make doctor who actually even more terrifying for me.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:36,
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gaah that startled me
would be the furtive looking object. in other news, it's weeks since i last posted! but i only did about 100 or so, so as both a noob and a lurker I fail.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:32,
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*Checks worth1000*
nothing, is there somewhere else?
very nicely done, you get a woo and a click.
I would have gone the whole hog and put 'Palin comparison'
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:35,
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very nicely done, you get a woo and a click.
I would have gone the whole hog and put 'Palin comparison'
for here
www.freakingnews.com/Tourism-Posters-Pictures--2138.asp
i only just did it, misread the voting deadline as deadline for entries, reckon i was on to a winner.
palin- pale in sounds the same.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:39,
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i only just did it, misread the voting deadline as deadline for entries, reckon i was on to a winner.
palin- pale in sounds the same.
i just heard her talk for the first time a minute ago
don't know how i've avoided it for so long.
i'm scared.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:52,
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i'm scared.
I saw her screw up in an interview late last week
unable to name a paper she reads, the mong
I was going highlight something from what you posted, but am simply stunned into amazement at virtually everything there
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:03,
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I was going highlight something from what you posted, but am simply stunned into amazement at virtually everything there
Heh, heh, try this Jahled.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nokTjEdaUGg&feature=related
Foreign policy!
You're not going to sleep tonight are you?
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:07,
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Foreign policy!
You're not going to sleep tonight are you?
she's good
got to watch out for those foreign countries, the canadians can't be trusted, they're half french.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:16,
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I would laugh but she probably thinks they're a threat.
Also: how rude of me. Big woo to excellent pic.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:26,
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Yep, that's the one
My mobile phone camera
8 individual pictures
and the magic of Autostitch!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:18,
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8 individual pictures
and the magic of Autostitch!
no idea where it is
but i want to see a train take that corner at speed
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:16,
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It would make a noise
a bit like
FNFNNEEEEOOOWWW_K_k_K_Kk_K-KK___KKK_KRRR_CRARHAHRHRHR_--_OPPNEEWWWOOOS!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:18,
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FNFNNEEEEOOOWWW_K_k_K_Kk_K-KK___KKK_KRRR_CRARHAHRHRHR_--_OPPNEEWWWOOOS!
OH HAI.
Where have you been Mr. The Nevilles?
The board has been in a sad broam drought without you around to pipe delicious broams and nougat down everyones throats.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:23,
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The board has been in a sad broam drought without you around to pipe delicious broams and nougat down everyones throats.
I has
been malarking around the world of website designings, alas leaving me with not enough time to burp out the pictchores and the whatnots!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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Cor, that's smashing :D
Does the sign on the far right say 'way oot'?
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:27,
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Aye
Tis indeed, or close enough to. Corrour Station, next stop down the line from Rannoch Station. Middle o' nowhere, but with a nice little restaurant that served me guinness on a rainy day. HOOTS!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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I hate Rannoch Moor.
Driving up from Callendar to Fort William, you get a bit of nice loch and then once past Crianlarich, you get all the mountains up past Bridge of Orchy. Then you hit Rannoch Moor. Its flat, it's shit and its full of rubbish. Then once past it you have Glencoe.
It seems like a complete letdown between all that fantastic scenery.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:36,
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It seems like a complete letdown between all that fantastic scenery.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
brilliant
and almost as funny as that clip where he runs around a stage to Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine shouting and wooping, before turning his ankle, screaming in pain and hobbling on before almost having a heart attack and sweating like a pig.
Oh, and all the time shouting for people to love him.
*Edit - www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbCI3lvdVps 24 seconds in for the ankle ;D
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:46,
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and almost as funny as that clip where he runs around a stage to Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine shouting and wooping, before turning his ankle, screaming in pain and hobbling on before almost having a heart attack and sweating like a pig.
Oh, and all the time shouting for people to love him.
*Edit - www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbCI3lvdVps 24 seconds in for the ankle ;D
hahahaha
yeah! woo! i am on so much coke right now! yeah! fuck! i can't feel my teeth! woo! yeah!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:33,
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what was the name of the enemy of the power rangers
some nasty person made them out of clay or something.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:00,
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That rings a bell
I watched it when you had Rita. And Zedd, the one with the car radiator for a face.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:01,
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yeah they had like an army of clay people
can't remember what they were called now
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:23,
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I could have
But I would have had to cancel my holiday time in a week or so's time.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:12,
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aaarrrrrrggggghhhhh
the longer you watch it the more sinister it gets
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:52,
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To create such a beast
Would require the entire world's supply of beige hair dye and beard trimmers!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:57,
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Haha, this is almost exactly the same idea I had a few months ago, only with John McCririck.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:29,
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I did one of John Prescott aaages ago.
Its now lost in the mists of Photobucket.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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You should
do a mod of Space Harrier and make this one of the baddies.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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Palin/Biden
Terrible two minute shop whilst I had the sauce open...
Previously...
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:22,
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Terrible two minute shop whilst I had the sauce open...
Previously...
Ah see...
You took some time over that.
American Gothic is far more appropriate too :)
EDIT:
Although clicking the 'previously' whilst this is at the top of the page is frankly terrifying.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:36,
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American Gothic is far more appropriate too :)
EDIT:
Although clicking the 'previously' whilst this is at the top of the page is frankly terrifying.
bit of a cop out not doing the light saber battle, wasn't it? ;)
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:06,
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I did do it, but I removed it because girls like you would have cried watching it
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:23,
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I'm rooting for the pencil
can't wait for whatever animates amoebaboy!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:04,
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and he painted spastic men and spastic cats and dogs, he painted kids on the corner of the street that were clearly mongs
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:46,
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afternoon
i must fly now, i need to go to the hospital to see my grandead
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:49,
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I think she will go postal at some point
and wear a nice tin foil hat
Also which processor, AMD or Intel?
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:17,
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Also which processor, AMD or Intel?
Damn you!
That nearly caused tea to meet my keyboard via mirth induced oral ejection.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:45,
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this allows the porno to be put on the net easier :)
nicely done
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:30,
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Her inability to name a single newspaper when asked what she reads was both priceless
and fucking terrifying
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:34,
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Yes,
Also her close ties with seriously deranged christian fundamentalist groups - if the Republicans do get in again, this woman could realistically end up as president.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:54,
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Absolutely
hearing or reading her name does send a very cold shiver down the spine
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:59,
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you betcha!
*grins inanely*
ALSO, 'NING ALL!
www.ningcatering.com/homepage.htm
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:35,
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ALSO, 'NING ALL!
www.ningcatering.com/homepage.htm
careful old chap, you'll get marked out as one of those liebarrel commie left wing america haters
why do you hate freedom?
:D
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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:D
why do you not support the troops?
She supports the troops, but you do not support her, therefore you do not support the troops.
/republican logic
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:07,
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/republican logic
Looks like he has just spotted something better
Are all online form services down today?
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:14,
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:) needs more 50ft woman.
yeah maybe we should stop the absorbing dog waggon
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:37,
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Well strictly speaking it's legally sound
As it's not putting her in a negative light:P
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:21,
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damn!
50ft woman was in the first one, then I lost it in a crash
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:43,
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yes indeed
I just remembered I had "fucking shitty magnets" in there too, and probably some others I forgot. oh and "did you get your microphone back?"
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:49,
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i'm read a blowjob without teeth is great.
only question is: where did i read that?
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:58,
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ugh. my dad is the one with the false teeth, mum still has all hers.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:22,
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At the San Francisco
Folsom Street S&M Festival
www.flickr.com/photos/tommyt722/2898840425/
(many other similar pics on Flickr)
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:15,
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www.flickr.com/photos/tommyt722/2898840425/
(many other similar pics on Flickr)
like this?
www.flickr.com/photos/tags/folsomstreetfair/
(I have never been there -but people I know go each year.)
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:51,
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(I have never been there -but people I know go each year.)
I do not mind Shits
but I am getting fed up with JJ posting images in order to then sell them on eBay to perverts.
It is, frankly, both disturbing and spam.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:39,
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It is, frankly, both disturbing and spam.
ok.
but i was talking about the combination of the line "squirrels with tits" and the photo next to it.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:43,
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sarah palin looks like a perfectly good milf to me.
she just should get back in her porn flicks.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:45,
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No.
He is very talented, but he does nothing with it. He merely posts the same face on a variety of animals with tits and then sells the image on eBay.
I do not understand why so many people tolerate a man who never shows any sense of community, never praises other's work and just uses us as a revenue source.
I think his work with Spider and Scorpian is excellent, but the shits suck ass.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:09,
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I do not understand why so many people tolerate a man who never shows any sense of community, never praises other's work and just uses us as a revenue source.
I think his work with Spider and Scorpian is excellent, but the shits suck ass.
Well, you are entitled to your opinion
of his work (I'm not a big fan myself) but he is perfectly entitled to post his stuff here since he did make it. He can, also, do whatever he wants with his own work - sell it, keep it or give it away.
I don't understand why you think he is spamming the board. I don't think JJ has ever reposted an image that I can recall. There are others who regularly repost the same tired old rubbish who seem to be tolerated.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:17,
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I don't understand why you think he is spamming the board. I don't think JJ has ever reposted an image that I can recall. There are others who regularly repost the same tired old rubbish who seem to be tolerated.
On the contrary,
when others have tried just posting the web comic they write every single day they have been flamed.
If I want to read a webcomic then I go and read it.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:27,
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If I want to read a webcomic then I go and read it.
Could you give an example?
A lot of people post copies of their web comics and are much appreciated. Fish tales (is that the name?) springs to mind. There are many others but I would have to spazz back as brain rot is setting in. JJ's contribution seems to appeal to a great many b3ta users so I guess that's why he carries on.
I missed your point about appreciating others work - yes, it's nice if people do comment but a lot do not and don't tend to get criticised. I don't think it detracts from someone's work that they choose not to join in the (sometimes excessive) chit, chat that goes on.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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I missed your point about appreciating others work - yes, it's nice if people do comment but a lot do not and don't tend to get criticised. I don't think it detracts from someone's work that they choose not to join in the (sometimes excessive) chit, chat that goes on.
I do have to say in his defence
He did a Chloe picture the other day and I thought it was one of the best pieces Ive seen him do, purely for her facial expression, it was possible to attribute much into it.
It was also quite different from his usual style.
At the end of the day, whatever floats your boat I suppose. It's only be perverted if you acctually felt the need to take a skunk up the shitter. I suppose what one person finds perverted another doesn't.
I'm sure if you compared what the average person things is normal and what, say, the Catholic church thinks is perverted.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:35,
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It was also quite different from his usual style.
At the end of the day, whatever floats your boat I suppose. It's only be perverted if you acctually felt the need to take a skunk up the shitter. I suppose what one person finds perverted another doesn't.
I'm sure if you compared what the average person things is normal and what, say, the Catholic church thinks is perverted.
I liked that Chloe too.
The thing is that he posts stuff which people like for the tits, rather than the humour.
This degrades b3ta.
We are not 4chan
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:00,
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This degrades b3ta.
We are not 4chan
You also have to give him bonus points for SA
Which I like a lot. To be honest I think maybe he's very shy. Maybe this is his way of seekign validation.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:49,
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I find the praise he receives quite ironic
given he obviously doesn't give a shit about anybody else's work
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:04,
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um, i am gunna weigh in with an (i presume) unpopular opinion.
if you have a problem with someone on here, don't get shirty in threads you think they might not read, get some nuts and tell them directly.
and with that i shall scuttle off.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:09,
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and with that i shall scuttle off.
god k3bab
you're so meaty.
and its A you fuck nut. slashes and dashes do not make you look cool.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:12,
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and its A you fuck nut. slashes and dashes do not make you look cool.
the reason it became /-\ was because i typoed my email in the first account i made.
which had an a. then A wouldn't work, nor would @ or 4. and i dont't think i can change it. :S
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:20,
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It's extremely hard to mutter your name under my breath with added curses as I type ;)
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Why be antagonistic?
Mine is just an opinion and observation I am allowed to have for fucks sake, I actually can't remember the last time Jolly Jack posted a "woo" or 'that's excellent' in some one else's thread; not that i'm around much during the week day
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:20,
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i know he doesn't, it doesn't sit well with me, and yes your allowed to have an opinion.
but voicing it here just looks a bit petty to be honest
maybe i shouldn't have kicked over this hornet's nest :S
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:24,
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maybe i shouldn't have kicked over this hornet's nest :S
It's not something I really care about to be honest
as I said, just an observation; let's think about kittens instead :)
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:29,
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Jacob Dyer burned to death in france, millions celebrate
*dreams*
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:40,
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ok. I'll bite. Where did all this 'absorb/dog' stuff come from?
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:46,
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well that was along chain to get back to it
but this way more see my cat dog picture so I'm happy..
well as long as they press thread when they getthere.. yay!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:09,
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well as long as they press thread when they getthere.. yay!
Oh shit now I realise its a cat with a dogs head!
I just thought it was a picture of a dog.... may have been a bit tired and drinked last night
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:12,
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*applauds choice of png*
it's the image format that keeps giving
also vows to dress like mandelson from now on
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:01,
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also vows to dress like mandelson from now on
Okay, that's it
Will someone PLEASE explain to me what this Jacob Dyer issue is all about. I don't understand where it came from, nor it's importance, apart from everyone's saying that bloody sentence :(
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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I think I have that album
Is that the one with Wee Papa Girl Rappers on?
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:38,
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gronkpan. that makes sense..
he's responsible for maybe your legs had just grow also
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:41,
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well for popularising it. riverghost was the one that said it, and eventually got so annoyed
he spat the dummy and ignored gronkpan.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:46,
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Hahaha that reminds me of Julie Moilt!
Oh sorry, it says 'thick cut', my mistake.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:30,
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I still don't know who Julie Moult is!
I suspect she's just a made up person to lead people towards the chasing of wild geese!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:33,
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everything about this situation is mental
it's all up hill at 3am in the snow.. twice. on fire
and he's delivering breads
then someone delivers a milk
then someone delivers a beefs
it's all very innefficient
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:46,
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and he's delivering breads
then someone delivers a milk
then someone delivers a beefs
it's all very innefficient
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