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Monday morning... sigh.™

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WOLF .™, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

she frightens me so much I think she may not be real

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Arrrggghhhh!!

*runs away*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

shopped only.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

in one version of the future...

McCain gets in, has a heart attack and a woman who believes that the end of days will come in her lifetime, will be in charge of the biggest nuclear arsenal in the world

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

Morning all!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

pfff

'nings

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

This wins the INTERNET

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

oh good lordy, that is so very WOO!

*clicked*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

describe it would you?

I can't see it.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

it is a large fat man, with large ammount of body hair

riding a woman's tits. So enormous is his penis she is giving him head as well.

conclusively proving body hair &rArr large dong.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

is it Rolf Harris?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

no he is in the background saying "can you tell what it is yet?"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

hahahahha, ahem.... Yes, it is this, just as Keb' says...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

the question is...why is the kid sitting at the side of the road?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

to get to the ot.. oh

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

otter-buggering festival

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

Tarka's Anal Adventures 3

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

Best day of the year!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

that's very woo

all you'se needs is a clocktower and a lightning strike :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

hahaha!!

ace!
*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

Hahahah

Nice way to start the day!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

Click!

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WOLF .™, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

I had seen this before

b3ta.com/board/8270034

But yours is better I think! Click

(bestio, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

ooh blimeh

that's some mind-pissage!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

mmmnnnn....nomnomnom

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

ahahah office loled

*click*

edit: nom nom nom

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

Yay! Woo!

First thing I saw this morning!
:@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

Someone should write to them and suggest they add flavourings to each colour

maybe publish the replies on here

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

I have fond memories of Chalk farm

it featured in my High School Geography text book

Until then I'd never heard of it

Ning b3ta - I trust fun was had in Derby?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

'nings

It's rather nice, there's a good conker tree on the way to the tube station

I didn't make it to Derby either, but I too trust fun was had there

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

Fun was indeed had

Neon bummings all round

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

*hugs*

Lovely to finally meet you, honey.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

*gleeeeeeeeeeeees*

You too :)

(episode 7 already...)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

Greys-Fest!

Hope you're enjoying them :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

Very much :)

Sorted out why they wouldn't play on the laptop, so I am VERY happy bunny.

How's you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

I'm very good, ta

Enjoying a splendid day off.
Women's Hour is very good today... :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

Heh heh heh

Why, what's on?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Dawn French was marvellous, and now they're talking about SCIENCE™!

Edit: And yes, you are HOT! - Great photies from R/W/H!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

Dawn French is lovely. What sort of SCIENCE? Woo yay we can clone puppies or the hadron collider's going to prove the Mayans right?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

Physics, of all things. Very interesting, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Ah. The second one then ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

*super-mega-flying-glomps*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

Hello Gorgeous!

*hugs into submission*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

get a room!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

*shoves k3b/-\b out of the way*

Shut it, you!

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

'Nings, sir

Very good indeed, ta.

Major props to Jessie and the Prof for being so utterly wonderful. And, of course, to the one and only Wow. (bless her).

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8807262

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

Ma'am, Thanks for a great night

and a equally well-ordered 'Recovery Breakfast'
:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

hahhahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

AAAAAAAhhhhahahahahahahahaaaaa!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

Oh dear

Did you play a convincing loud american with your ace cigar? fun?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

I coitenly did!

*waggles fake see-gaw*

TLH done it! (She was a sexy nun!) and I was the only one who guessed! \\o/
*enhurgles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

heheh :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

pffff

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

Hahaha

*munches*

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

NO!

They're only for mon. . . oh! G'wan then.
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

*belms*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

I'm too sophisticated for that!

*pushes green crayon slowly up nose*

Hehehe! My brayne tickuls!
Mnnnngh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

I love that ep of the Simpsons

When it turns out that Homer is thick due to crayonage :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

Hahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

ning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

hahaha

mong nom nom nom mong nom nom nom!

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

haha

*slides up nose*

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

Obama knows!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

lol black guyz be always smokin bluntz an ting

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

word!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

verb!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

pronoun!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

pro nun?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

adverb conjunctive declarative

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

Where's the izzle in that?!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

LOLLIPOPS ! ....LOLLIPOPS ! ....ALL..FREE..TODAY !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

im not sure i'd want a lollipop

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

that's what you always keep hearing?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

from the polite ones

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

A small part of me misses Allo allo.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

pffft

but I can honestly say I don't miss that program in the slightest :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

Yay

I think part of me does too

Casual racism comedy ftw

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

An excellent start to any day :)

Wee!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

Morning Trelly :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

Hehehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

heheheheh! oh, hang on i'll do that in french: Haw haw haw haw!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

ke ke ke ke ke

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

'nings b3ta

Previously
Previouslyer
More previouslyer
Previouslyererer
Previouslyest

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

hahahah! these are so damn good :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

your head is in a strange place

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

Chalk Farm

aicmfp

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

don't give up now Rob!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahahahaha!

loving these.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

Hahahah YES

These are wonderful.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

I really like Rob's character

could you draw him on his own examining his treacleslit in the mirror, or do you already know what you're going to draw the day?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

I'll have a look in my Special Files

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

i read it as:

"you can cunt me out"

tried to figure out what does that mean :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

treacleslit

genius

I missed this whole arc and just went back and read them all. I upgrade my opinion to "fucking genius".

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

'ning!

My Site Here!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)

but he made Direct X....

...you'd still be installing a general dos program to guess the drivers first if it wasn't for that man.

Or...you might have just bought a games console instead.

Ah well, burn the cunt :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)

he didn't make anything.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)

he made love

like he meant it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)

"like"

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

stole you mean

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)

oh, that's the word :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)

Wow!
I can't believe my crayon skillzorz got fp'd!!
*glees*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)

Well Done!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)

i don't get it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)

It's a paper equivelant of Banksy's piece

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)

aaaah, i hadn't seen the original.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

here's the original

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

i presume someone shopped a cock into that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)

haha

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)

Thats because its ace!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

Ta!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)

Congrats!

It's very good :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

i think the devil is canadian.

woo :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)

I find it hard to tell

until they say 'about'

/casual racism monday

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

im not your buddy pal

www.metacafe.com/watch/428397/south_park_blame_canada/

warning: language, offensive to canada

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)

Oscar nominated...

great stuff

and *hugs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

*quickly takes oppurtunity to finger*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)

Just the one?

You're not even trying

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

I'm very trying.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)

so - are there pic's

of this debauched and hedonistic orgy or Romanesque proportions? My flickr feed doesn't seem to think so.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

here ya go...

www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

fanks

looks debauched

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

yes we all know this

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)

but it's funny to watch it again and again and again.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

ok, you're off the hook

imaginary link to "what what in the butt"

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

hahah!! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

burn the bastard

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)

football football football....

Newcastle unveil new manager...

Ningles you lovely people!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)

haha!!

eeop lad!
did you get back ok?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)

Yeah, cheers

Still feeling a bit broken this morning though.

You alright now, or has the lurgee finally taken hold?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)

still not good,

i would've had the day off, but i need to keep my sick record doen until the references are done!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)

Always tricky

You could lie and say you've been kidnapped instead

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)

a high kidnapped record is

worse than a high sick record...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

hahaha!

'ningles JS, and 'ningles to the whole /board this brisk monday morn'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)

tis a tad fresh today, isn't it

Hopefully the shared bodily warmth of the board will keeep us all toasty

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)

^^this

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)

bwahaha

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

'ning Joe!!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)

eh?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)

I could explain

but it would involve a re-cap of the current state of Newcastle United football team, their manager and the connection with an adult comic character who has a propensity to swear at inappropriate moments.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)

what is this foot ball of which you speak?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)

ah roger

i have his dictionary,very useful

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

Happy Slug is happy.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)

has he found a fresh lettuce?

=D
'nings all!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)

A sinister happiness!

Good morning all!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:43, archived)

ningles. sir!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)

LIES!! HAPPY SLUG IS A SNAIL!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)

He doesn't look very happy

he looks stoned... which could equate to the same thing...

What?

I don't know

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)

It's monday morning

curse you for being happy.

Although if I were a slug and I had a shell, then I'd be happy as well. I'd be gloating at all the exoskeletonly-challenged slugs dragging their arses 'round without shells.

Yeah, happy slug is a right smug twunt

w/y

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techierob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)

Monster Month - 6th October - Redcap

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 7:26, archived)

im watching iron man.

OH MY GOD I THINK JEFF BRIDGES IS THE BAD GUY.

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 7:35, archived)

John Malkovich!

(sorry., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 7:58, archived)

MATT DAMON

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)

RON JEREMY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)

is a fat fadamucka

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)

matttt daaammmoon!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)

I was surprised at how much I enjoyed Iron Man.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)

what a happy looking monster

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)

everything is happy on the board right now

so i've noticed

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)

indeed. perhaps I should make a picture and lower the tone.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)

yes.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)

Everybody dance now

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)

BUM. BUM, BUM, BUM BUM. BUM, BUM, BUM BUM. BUM, BUM, BUM BUM. BUM, BUM, BUM..

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

*gyrates*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)

?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:05, archived)

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)

hahahahah

what

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:10, archived)

is it anti-porn time now?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr6yX8-qgGw

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:11, archived)

ha, n00b.

i posted that like over a week ago. n00b!

your all ~~gay~~glasscock.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:16, archived)

it come up as related to something else I was watching

I DON'T RECALL WHAT THAT MAY HAVE BEEN, BUT IT SURE WASN'T BRITNEY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:18, archived)

as i recall a couple of people were disappointed by my post too.

i think i was searching for "load" on youtube. some random word, probably.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:21, archived)

random eh?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)

grrrrrr....

...you just wasted 2 minutes of my life.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:17, archived)

I should have known it was over between me and my one friend when he told me one of the causes he protests against is porn

that should have been a sign that he was lost forever.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)

really there are more harmful things to get active about.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:33, archived)

Yes, but really how distant from reality do you have to be to think you are going to do anything about porn?

It was eventually borne out that the answer was: very.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:37, archived)

porn can be damaging to some people yes,

however war is even more deadly.

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:38, archived)

I would not disagree

it would be one thing if he were just proselytizing to get people to become good Catholics like him (who of course never looked at porn, oh no), it's quite another to ask for some kind of political solution to the problem.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:42, archived)

what do you mean? he wants like porn banned or something?

that is the worst. and stupid. sure its gross and dumb but it has its place and it has a right to exist.

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:46, archived)

I don't remember what exactly the aim was. I tried to avoid the topic. But my impression was that it was not about just hanging around strip clubs yelling at dudes that they were disrespecting women or something

(I don't think they would actually yell that they were going to hell. I get the impression that these active, right-wing Catholic groups need the pretense of logic before they start shouting as they're not actually supposed to be out trying to convert people to the religion.)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:55, archived)

all they're doing is hoping someone will get mad enough to attack them

so they can sue them a new asshole. i've seen it happen.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:58, archived)

i protest against porn all the time.

i spend a few hours a week spattering my monitor with angry semen and shouting vile curses, all with a picket sign up my ass.

tell your old friend to email me, we can share techniques.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:51, archived)

i found this picture while doing a gis for "girl hitler".

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:16, archived)

YOWZA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:20, archived)

www.photobasement.com/a-happy-american-family/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:17, archived)

making fun of america is like picking on the retarded kid.

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)

So I herd usa liek mudkips

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:21, archived)

this is cute

i thnk it should be the next compo

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)

we've done that like five times now. but im sure there are a few jokes to be made still.

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:23, archived)

no, the topic should be "picking on the retarded kid"

THAT WOULD GO DOWN A TREAT I AM SURE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)

OK EVERYONE VOTE

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262908

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:37, archived)

I think "make fun of retarded kids" would be an excellent image challenge.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)

hahaha.

even better if its not just an image challenge but a real-life challenge.

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:35, archived)

an all-youtube challenge.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)

no!

vote cthulhu!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:23, archived)

hah

"get kraken!"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)

oh, thank you for laughing at my bad joke.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:48, archived)

it almost seems like the original joke that begat the entire compo idea.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:59, archived)

I will click this

because you are my internet friend and I love you.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:32, archived)

there will be a flood of compoasts and i am not the biggest lovecraft fan, more a fan of people he's imspired but hell i'll click anyways so i can see some nice pictures and make a few jokes about him being a racsist.

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:37, archived)

ARE YOU CALLING US RETARDED

YOU EFEET, LATE DRINKING WEST COAST LIBERAL BABY KILLING TROOP RAPIST?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)

oh yeah thats right im from oregon, i nearly forgot, that means i have to worry less about that whole "middle america sydrome".

yeah!

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)

I thought you were from Washington

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:37, archived)

no no. its only a skip and a hop away though as i live just out of the portland area.

i love my state.

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:40, archived)

stretchmarks...

...YUK!...:P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:23, archived)

ahhhahah.

there was another funny picture site I found a few weeks ago which was similar but had intelligent comments for a change.
I can't remember what it was.

but I like these
www.photobasement.com/have-you-seen-this-cat/
www.photobasement.com/meth/
www.photobasement.com/sinsational/
www.photobasement.com/approach-with-caution/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:36, archived)

maybe his leg

...

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)

only one?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)

nice work there.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

...wtf with my finger, earthman ?

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)

who are you calling earthman, foreskinhead?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)

duuuude.

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)

bunny get you...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)

WHY THE FACE WITH MY FINGER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)

not worth a thread, but had to get it out of my head

Wallpapery stupidly big

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:05, archived)

oh fuck

that was absolutely worth a thread. but well done either way.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:10, archived)

why thank ya

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:13, archived)

both of them are going straight in the compactor!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:12, archived)

hey now, wait a minute

sort out your recyclables from the organic waste thanks

edit: 3333 posts. oops. missed it

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)

UK government introduce increasingly graphic warnings

*EDIT - 'ning all

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samjuk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:37, archived)

you could change the settings to easy

so smoking wouldn't harm you.
Anyhow, smoking lets you see hidden laser alarms.

Smoking saves.

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Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)

If you don't

smoke, you'll die of uncoolness.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:53, archived)

FISSION MAILED

snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

better warning label:

HAHA, NOW YOU'RE AS STUPID AS YOUR OWN MUM.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)

"NOBODY LOOKS COOL WHILE DOING THIS ANYMORE

EXCEPT BLACK DUDES. THEY ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO DO THAT RIGHT, STILL. WEARING SUITS AND FEDORAS TOO."

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)

B&H SILVER?...

..."Girls Only".

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)

these are our new warnings.

www.moh.govt.nz/moh.nsf/indexmh/tobacco-warnings-new

I smoke like a fucking train and yet so far I've only seen the first six.
gotta catch 'em all

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)

at first they were a little off-putting

but now I just look at them aesthetically

most of them are very poorly designed

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)

The stroke picture is pretty great

and way to puss out of the impotence one.

I also had no idea the native language was still alive in New Zealand.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)

e koe! kei te koretake!

(OH YOU BIG SILLY)

HOW MANY YEARS HAVE WE BEEN CHATTING, HANKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)

but for the most part te reo Maori is only spoken by Maori.

nonetheless very much alive and well.

these days people are getting more interested in passing on their local dialects, now that the fear of nationwide language-loss has eased.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)

Very cool.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)

I DON'T KNOW

WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR INQUIRIE?

AM I BEING PROMOTED?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)

hahaha!

send pics of those gangrenous foot ones to cockweasle please!

edit: i gazzed him.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)

Any developments in your recent campaign?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)

no, i'm sending her reminder email in the morning.

i may attach a video clip next.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)

ha ha...

...she'll get a heart attack!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)

i have something else for her too, but it's a surprise.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)

a face-to-face meeting with her...

...while she's in an important conference, you barge in with mask on...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)

haha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)

NOW THIS I HAVE GOT TO SEE

also: this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwGO5EWP7y0

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)

OWWWWW!!!...

...MY CROTCH!...MY CROTCH!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)

that looks great!

attack of the cheap shoko asahara dolls.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)

not sure what's going on here

www.youtube.com/watch?v=smKbIKDqMkQ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)

from what i know of bollywood, this would be a permissible sexual metaphor.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)

smokers are ugly...

...is that what they're insinuating?...(where's my weed and cigars?)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)

The mouth lady used to work where I'm at now

Her mouth is perfectly in tact, alsmost as if there was nothing wrong in the first place, and that it was altered using some sort of digital image manipulation software.

Also: two eyes plus a mouth lets you make an awesome happy face.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)

I love jobs where the employees are never meant to ever be seen by a customer

you meet some interesting looking people.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)

She does bit-parts in TV shows and adverts.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)

true

but I keep forgetting to keep my empty packets.
I have been known to hold the eye up over my own, which upsets some people

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)

ahaha!

that looks like beulah from 'it conquered the world'.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)

wow. that is remarkable.

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d d, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)

what's freaky is that i was just looking for beulah images an hour ago.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:24, archived)

AAAHHHH!!!...

...I'm blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)

STAY HEALTHY, KIDS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)

Thats a bit harsh.

and by a bit i mean VERY.

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Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:27, archived)

WELCOME TO BRIDGEND

you'll never leave

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

I don't like the font. GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

;)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)

smoke? SMOKE?

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)

Snake? Snake? NOooo

SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkke!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

'ning b3ta.

Its hexy! or his t-shirt and ukelele anyhow.
My first attempt at making things disappear

i haven't quite got the hang yet.
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/2914368401/in/set-72157607762562503/

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Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)

i know alot about it, because i'm invisible...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)

To be honest if you were invisible,

and dressed, i'd keep trying to put my hand through your head.
Thats quite awesome though, and i'll have to get some tutorials or something.

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Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)

well...

...it looks like you could use the blur tool a little... i use mine too much.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)

you should have left that nasty wig in the pic.

_what?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)

i'll try again some time and will leave the hair in.

i have a pretty long week coming up.

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Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)

oh, i was just having a little fun.

and we all know that's not really his hair.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)

i should have tried pulling it off last night :)

well, 2 nights ago now.

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Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)

i pulled it off this morning but i may again before bed.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)

detachable, is it?!...

...amazing!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:57, archived)

plugs into a usb port.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)

I AM STUCK HALF WAYS PLSHLPKTHXBAI

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)

After a while it looks like a sprinkler

for rocks.

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Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)

needs more head...

...*-*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)

he cried himself away to nothing.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)

and now there's nothing left to cut.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)

It's an improvement.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

lol?

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:13, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)

WOO HOO

They're having fun.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)

There ain't no party like a kitten office party!

woo!

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Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)

especially when one of them photocopies their pussy...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)

pAAARRR-TAY

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)

PUT YOUR FEET ON THE FLOOR!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)

okay...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)

*joins in*

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)

In the parlance of street vernacular (of which I am a master)

dat iz sick, bro

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)

thanks...

...i thought it was pretty ill myself!...that bird is cool!..:)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)

haw...haw...haw...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)

funky, funky...

...funky disco cats.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)

(no discocats tonight!)...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:45, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)

I AM AMUSED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)

...all items 50% off!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)

the dirty back alley is /talk

the retards standing around out front blocking the footpath?
QotW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)

i never go to the back alley...

...and like the board, anyone in the way is pushed aside.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)

The guy that stands there talking to the shopkeeper all day, despite the fact that the shopkeeper clearly doesn't like him?

The image challenge.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:17, archived)

i am the rotting, unidentifiable produce pushed to the back of the shelf that fell down behind everything and is stinking up the store.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)

all my stuff is in the remaindered stand next to the toilets

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)

the b3ta store has toilets?

i may have to revise my response.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:51, archived)

you will be scraped up...

...formed into bricks... dried in the sun... and sold on the black market,... from there you will be smoked by the drug addicts of the world.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)

bah!

i demand to be injected.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)

POSTBEAR IS HARD TO MAKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)

get those buttprostitutes working.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:35, archived)

not pure enough...

...sorry!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)

i assure you, i am pure evil.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)

to Pakistan you go then!...

...get those fuckers!...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:42, archived)

baby judy's waiting for me there.

see spot run.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)

that was interesting...

...that album cover is from an old LIFE magazine...japanese guys jumping in unison.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:11, archived)

...financing available...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)

stinkeye cat is all over you!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)

it looks like John F. Kennedy

*shudders*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)

GLEEFISH GLEEFISH GLEEFISH

i VERY MUCH LOVE YOUR LOVELY FISH

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)

i did that one a long time ago!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

we are not your puppets...

...there's always strings attached.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)

Is SkUG being discontinued?

...or is this one of those bait/switch scams where all you have left on sale are Flap?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)

sorry...

...only floor models are available...skug has nearly sold out.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)

<<-- there was another comment about /T*** right about here

and now it is gone

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)

awww...what did it say?...

...i'll just bet it was the best comment ever!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)

that awning is made of shitrags.

and this pic needs the fear.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)

that was the comment...

...right?... right?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)

MORE FEAR. MORE FEAR. MORE FEAR.

MORPH HERE.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:43, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)

FRORGS

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

GRIBIT

I go woo!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

HE DOESN´T SEEM MUCH OF HAPPY

BUT HE SEEM MUCH OF A FORG.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

Yay!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)

Ooh, what magic is this?

Question marks for magic 'start from this frame' action or what?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)

No, the ? forces the browser, and any webcache, to refetch each image instead of using the cached one.

That way, the time delay is changed, depending on your connection speed.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)

LIES

IT IS SORCERY

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

The good kind though.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)

yes! :D

GOOD SORCERY IT IS.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)

Nuh-huh.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)

Does that mean I'm downloading 1.2MB instead of 200kb?

I don't really care, I'm just curious

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

Yes.

I'm a shit like that.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

You daft cockmongler.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

Pretty much.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)

Cunning

Like a Norwegian.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

so it sucks up even more bandwidth! cool!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

Once you've loaded all of them, it will use the cache on the local machine.

It only rapes you once, unless I change the numbers after the ?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)

Thats like saying it kills you, BUT ONLY ONCE LOL!

Once is too much.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)

I don't know if I'd compare death to 1.2 megabytes of funny gif.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)

Meh.

If you go with categories of like and dislike, they all go in the dislike column.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)

haha!

good stuff, both of you.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)

SHALOM

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

Rabbi Ribbit!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)

you get one too...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

BOING!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)

I just had an idea to make money

It's like youtube except everyone has to watch the same movie at the same time.

It's like going to the cinemas with your online friends. At the end of the movie everyone logs off without talking about it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)

also: the site has a messageboard which is pretty much just a non-stop argument about what movie everyone should watch.

Because it's my site, everyone has to watch spaceballs again.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)

and seeing the film is free, but logging off the site costs $200.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)

at random times every third frame will become a picture of a potted plant. The effect lasts from 2 - 7 minutes.

It is a different plant each time.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)

This doesn't sound like the cinema at all.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

it'll be a cgi plant.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)

It has a laser.

There are explosions.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)

and a woman with big bewbs tries to run away from it, but she falls down.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

In the next scene there is a man driving a tractor, but he is being UNSAFE.

Constanza warns him of the dangers of unsafe farm machinery use. He is ignored.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)

the audience members remain in their seats as the credits roll.

everyone wants to read all the names on the tractorman's ignore list.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)

Someone has blurred out the names! There are gunshots in the distance

and people screaming. The atmosphere becomes dark and biscuity.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

through the haze, winslow leach is observed battling a swan.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)

OK YOU BOTH RUINED THE IDEA

IT CAN'T HAPPEN NOW.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)

Darn.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)

Argh. What the hell am I still doing up now?

GOOD NIGHT YOU CRAZY FOOLS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)

'night-night.

potted plant dreams.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)

he told you we were businessmen!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)

GROKPAN IS A BROKEN RE-ANIMATED CORPSE.

HE CAN NO LONGER TRUST.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)

I KNOW BECAUSE I KILLED HIM ONCE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)

also, he was a mod.

they are a broken people.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)

I was going to keep it all free and sell tshirts

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)

fool! at least sell thongs as well.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)

I think that you and We are the lemon are both giving me bad advice so that my business will fail and you can steal my idea.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)

Nonsense.

We are business people, from businesses. Yes.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

hell yes.

i've got so much business going on, you wouldn't even believe it.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

poor forg is swallowing some action figure's afro wig.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)

you may have seen this before

www.he-man.org/primary_sects/toys/html/collector_guides/motu_class/toy_pages/fisto.shtml

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)

hehehe. i had not.

thanks!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)

we likes forgs

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

That's awesome

Woo worthy

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

YES.

NICE FORG. NICE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

In theory it is done.

And sent.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)

THIS IS NOW MY FAVOURITE FORG

THIS FORG IS THE FAVOURITE OF MINE NOW

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)

More frog master?

(byebye, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

THANKYOU, IGOR.

NOW RE-ATTACH THE LIGHTNING RODS. IT IS TIME FOR GALVANISATION.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)

1783 NEVAR FORGET.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)

spiderfrog...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)

Moody

I like

(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

easter island strorm trooper

cool

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

Looks more like Easter Island/Basil Fawlty.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

Someone stole his eggs.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

Also it kinda looks like a guy with his mouth open and a really thin mousache.

He is mocking someone in French.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

ok now it's foreign legion dude with hitler moustache.

GODDAMMIT I HAD A BIG NIGHT LAST NIGHT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

easter island is where christ was executed by the cops after he got convicted of being a hippie.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

eatser island is where toatsers come from.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

"love each other!"

"no, fuck off!"

"dad, i don't think they're getting it"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

they were better off as a death cult. morons gave in to broad appeal.

niche marketing is more fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

i liked jesus' earlier material,before he sold out

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

he was ok when he was satan's bitch. when he found religion he started to be a drag.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)

rock on...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

Sherlock Holmes!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

groovy moai.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

DAYYYY. MINNNNNNNNNN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

still love this one

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

SOOPERB

as usual..

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)

good night

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

FORG

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

forg!

it's goodnight from him and it's goodnight from me.
goodnight.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

Flapping off are you? CYA then.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

Nite frog!

(Is this the in place to be?
Nite frog!
So what am I doing here?
Nite frog!
Watchin the girls go by!
Spendin money
On beer!)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

FORB

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

ribbit (for her pleasure).

'night.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

majorwooness...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)

FORG!

AWwwwwww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

GROAK

I go yay!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

If you don't mind

I shall deposit this here.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

fucking modern 'art'. my dog could make that!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

haha!

GOGORECURSIONDOG

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)

erp...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)

this pleases me

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

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