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# Does anyone want some eyebleach to go with this one?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
epic lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Could be worse
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# it's worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# GAH! that's just beyond creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Ok, you're right.
*grabs new sick bag*

*hurls again*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# he's let himself go
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# hahahah, still looks more natural than Posh's implants
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ^ this
and a hearty Arf! into the bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
#
/would
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# sick person
I'm telling on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# His mother would be so proud
*nods sagely*
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# She should be, it would be an honour for her son to be shagged by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# AAIIEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] "I have in my hand a piece of paper..."


Darling Chamberlain will save the economy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# wanky hanky ftw!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I HAVE JUST LOST THE GAME!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Is it 1998 all over again?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# yes!
have you heard that run dmc vs jason nevins track?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I have a ream
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# that'll do!
TJ : i finished this last night


Click for bigger (92KB)
www.b3ta.com/board/8830047
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Hahhahahahaha
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# this kinda happened though
this
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Oh no! I was half expecting thom yorke shark to make an apperance!
also: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7663475.stm
First joke looks a bit familiar :D

Loljokes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Apparently those were all aired originally on radio 5 live sometime last week...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# i have a mouse in one hand,
and a cheese crust pork pie in t'other
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# slam them together and see what comes out of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# the mouse will eat the pork pie
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# is that what you're calling it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# argh!
it's leaking something!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# It might have pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ah well.
*consumes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# What are you going to do with the pork pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# =D
i was going to give to some homeless person.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# :( i don't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# in my hand i have a stylus and no ideas
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Mind the seams...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# that looks painful!
someone tell me to stop b3taing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# stop b3taing!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Freebs
GET BACK TO WORK...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# stop b3taing!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ta
that helped a lot
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Moar seams!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Ah Saint's Row
Their tagline should be 'because your mum has heard of Grand Theft Auto and disapproves'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Tesco Value GTA
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# You're damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha

... GTA sells this much *holds hands out wide* if we manage to shift even 1/10th of that we'll be sweeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Do you work for the company that makes it (whose name currently escapes me)?
Mock Star Games?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ROCK
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Yes.
I was making reference to the fact that Saint's Row is a mock GTA.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# oh
I feel daft now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# stop b3taing!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I can just hear the cracking of his neck
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I miss cool games like Syndicate wars, Bedlam and stuff :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# STUFF was fucking awesome
can't wait for THINGS :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# or 'that' was epic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# God
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Nice one, God!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# :D
WOO YAY HOOPLA...

although I think biblical scholars may disagree.

How are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# at the
moment, covered in snot and in need of a night nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# all I have is a copy of a Sly and Robbie song
with Mick Hucknal... I'm not sure it will help though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *rubs on*
No, I'm not sure that helped.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Haha!
That reminds me of a Fry & Laurie sketch.
Fry as an old Northern bloke is talking about his wife.
Then he says, searching pockets 'I've a photo somewhere, but it's of the Bolton Wanderers Reserve team so it's of no use.'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# God is a big cocknose! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Now
I'm starting to think my cock is deformed...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# he's a bit dehydrated
should probably drink some more water
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# If he existed, that's just what he'd do

nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# NEWSFLASH: They've chased the guy up onto the roof!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# dammit he got away. He was so fast!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# what
that just makes me more intrigued?

is it something important?

Should I take all of my money out of the bank?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# You could look at the image properly:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# yeah - I did and I liked it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# *shakes fist*
That zany zebra!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE
(__, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# What guy? I thought there was a body?
Is there a body because of this guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# It's all in the image
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Which is small and very busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# You have to look closely (no Quo though)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Is that someone hangin out of the window??
/ac

Riverghost in photo from window shocker :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
nutter
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# You can tell the people that don't look at the image properly, can't ya:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Eeewwww....
This looks like West London.

I honestly can't believe people actually live there.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I love living there.
Earls Court:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# East is best!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# oop north is better!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Meh grew up there.
Some good places but the whole north has to be dismissed as it has Oakwood, Wood Green, New Southgate and Cockfosters.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Well, North London.
Further would be inadvisable.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# watch what you say
you southern cur


I shall be in that area you call londinium in 10 days and i shall bring my whippets to sort you out
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# You say that
But you're the person ther that has the internet connection:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# ^this with nobs on^
It's also sensibly priced (for London)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Even the guns are cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# What's the point of living in London without guns?
Geez what do you Westies do for fun??
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Shoot easties:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# <over>
chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hang on! hang on!
it's a....a.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# KEEP YOUR NOSE UP HOLLYWOOD!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# the puffin effect?
where you go red after loads of blowing
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Neeeeoooowwwwwwwm
Nice :-)
(mrpotes, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *sigh


I know the whole horse thing's bindun, but that face of hers...just needed to bridle it. Imagine calling a perfume "Lovely"... FFS

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I think she is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I love SJP
best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# She was very good in LA Story.
Worryingly, better than Steve Martin*.

Edit: * In fairness, he was moving into his 'continually shit' period at that point.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I thought she was best in Hocus Pocus
I had a right crush on her when I first saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I know not this visual extravaganza of which you speak.
I shall go enquire of teh internets as to it's nature and disposition.

Carruthers - To IMDB, and don't spare the horses!

*gallops off*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I like SJP, The Divine MIss M and Cathy Najimhy (sp?)
but I thought that movie was crap :-(
also, obviously, /gay blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# she was standing next to
Bette Middler... you'd fancy me if I did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# ^This very much.
I'm not so keen on her now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I love her face
it reminds me of a canoe
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# she was
lovely in a film with that BruceWillis bloke: which title I can't remember, it was about water-borne merkin coppers or summat... she was v.young and pretty then.

as usual, age has taken it's customary 85% fees...
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] The chosen one will save us!
(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Cool stuff new guy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Oh,
And high all :)
Thought I might as well register one of these days.
(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hello
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Are you a pub in Shoreditch?
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Nope
Are you? :)

I like cheese.
(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Sorry - I thought I'd had a pint in you
www.thedrunkenmonkey.co.uk/

There is not much to dislike about cheese.

Unless it's goat's which is evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Ooher
That place looks kinda cool :)
Wish I were a bit closer to central.

Oh the last time I had a pint in me was Friday :P
Getting me tatty done tomorrow you see.
(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# O-bore-ma strikes again!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# OMG - you're not the other guy
d00d you should WIN!

/politics in America
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I no
If they ever want to fight a new war, Obama can bore them to death
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i'm bored to high heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Meanwhile...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *spangs*
good old oldham brewery there!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# and, of course, Freebs notices the pub...
Edit: Anyhow, It's Brakspears you nana!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Pub of the Year
according to the banner.

It does look lovley

AND ningles my good fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Good ningles to your good self, sir
And yes, she it does look lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# JW LEES
on the beer pump

Is an Oldham Brewery


they used to Sponsor the Latics, Pride of League 1
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# :D
My mum supports the Latics... I remember when they were in the premiership (very briefly)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# really?
cor!!!!!


cool!


I was in the pub in Hull, watching the match against Spurs that sent them down again

oh well.....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# J W Lees
is a Middleton Brewery!! they are at least ten foot away from Oldham
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *points at pic*
But, it does have a Brakspear sign outside.

Also I read that as 'Lactics', and was trying to make some joke about expressing themselves.

But it doesn't say that.
So I couldn't.

Do you have my coat there, by any chance? I'd better be going.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# more nings
I'm afraid the Oldham Brewery isn't one I'm familiar with... are they reputable?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# b'dum tisch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# FUCKING WOULD FOR A MONTH
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# you'll get splinters
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Yes, he is quite a dish
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Badum tsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# lolz at nice puppies
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# serving wench with tits!
also - poor choice of shirt on his part I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# It is rather
'Man at C & A', isn't it?.

Nigel Hall ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# she's got her knockers but you can't argue with her pints
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# O HAI POPULAR PUB
You missed a great opportunity to tag that pump (ooer) and have your own brand of ale
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Dag nabbit...
I was slightly distracted... by work, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# clever - clever
classic - a brilliant post-ironic retro-british satirical play on words.
(trent666, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# or a tits joke
if you prefer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I actually read that as "so, d'you like the new hanging breasts"
hehe
(chippy time travel agents, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Woaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# If a fox flung a bat at me I'd be weirded out too...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Foxes fling bats at me all the time.

I'm like a bat magnet to them.

A shitty fucking bat magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# A gorgeous shitty fucking bat magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I never had a fox complaining at my door

hello btw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# foxes are
nutoriously easy going and seldom complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# There's a really mangy one round my way
he sits on a garage roof staring at me on hot days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I have foxes in my garden, and they steal shoes and hide the torn up remains in my shed.
Along with stinking poos.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Hello!
Sorry, went to get coffee and biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I have Tunnocks Wafers
swapsies?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Oh my yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *hands over*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# is that a pic of you down there?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Aye, the half cut woman with the white head thing,
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# more pics of Cap'n wow on B3TA now
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Nahee. Nyet. Nein. Non. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# oui, ken etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I'll just pop this here.


the tfl site won't even admit the station is closed so it gota be pretty bad. Especially when you hear a police radio sounding 'do the know where the body is'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I want to come and live with you
NOTHING happens in Tring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# You dont want to live in London
It smells, nothing works, and the people are ghastly.

Apart from the Cockney B3tans, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# There is that.
But it is boring here. I don't live here, luckily, I live in MiniHarrow (Aylesbury).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# *stands aghast* Aylesbury is not a MiniHarrow!
It's clean with lovely scenery and every other two up, two down house isn't being turned into 6 flats!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Like fuck is it.
I live in a nice bit and even that's not that nice any more. I suppose it's the Southcourt bastards littering up the place *goes to get rifle*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# FIGHT!!!!
*fetches jelly*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Eh?
And people accuse women of stirring stuff. It's always you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# sorry
doing that pic up there has made me go all Nuts Reader
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# In that case
surely you should be confused by me being both a woman and able to string a sentence together without going 'mmmmmmng I'm Gemma Atkinson and I like chips, home and away and men who only love me for my fake knockers and face of a small boy'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# She wouldn't look twice at my wallet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# You need to visit the Ghetto of Harrow to truely appreciate how lovely it is where you live.
I go and visit the in-laws and then I can't drive home to Watford fast enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I did used to, quite a lot
a friend from college lived there.

WA'FUD. The number 500 goes from my house to your house. Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# don't start saying anything bad about Watford, thankyou very much!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# FFS, I had no intention of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I shall add a crowsnest to the roof so you can keep lookout!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# That would be sweet as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Then we could get rid of the CCTV and put us signs saying
This street is Wow protected.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Protection is extra
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Not since
the great train robbery was planned there
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Must all those pesky Iberian deathworms that live in the under-London
They never respect the undersiders KnightsBridge treaty of 1664 that was arranged by Mr Pepys.

Edit I would suggest you avoid the circle line for a few days and instead use the old Roman Minotaur Maze that runs off the lost station at Bank Street.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yes I think I read something about it in The Mail.
But since this whole PPP thing I think they're installing a new megataur.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Aren't they selling loads of secret tunnels?
Probably build a load of 'exclusive' apartments in them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# What station? I don't recognise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Earls Court innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# where have you hidden boddy ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT FOX NONCES
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Firefoxbat? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Rocketbat!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# That's batterwang!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# but I bet he doesn't have WINGS OF STEEL!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Wooooooooooooah
Body fo-orm! Body formed for terminators.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Burning out his fuel out here alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# what an impressive bat
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# This image makes me smile
though know not why
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I thought they were fox tails for a sec
*is less confused now*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket bat
Rocket bat, burning out his fuse up here alone
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Took me a while to realise it wasnt a cock
/needs to see a medical professional
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# With all these 'specialist' websites, cocks are beginning to take all shapes and forms
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ....?
which bit?

(hello btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# woah
that is one fat-arsed monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# They're tasty already...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

EDIT: Doesn't look good. Four ambulancesx outside EC station!

EDIT EDIT: Make that 4 Ambulances and 2 fire engines.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# oh noes.
ed: oo-er.

just start worrying when armed police show up

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Naaa there's a doughnut shop 200 yeards up the road
I doubt they'd make it past ther.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha!
there was the tiniest of fires (and I mean "a lit cigarrette") in my office last week, so about 3 fire engines turned up and blocked up Soho Square completely.... Utterly pointless....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Well I had to walk past to the accountants. They say that someone jumped on the line.
You don't need what is now 3 fire trucks, 6 ambulances, 10 police vans and cars and to close that station and the entirity of Earls Court Road off for that.
I did hear a police two sounding, 'do we know where the body is' though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# six ambulances for all the bits. the fire brigade to hose the train.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# gruesome.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# YUM KIPPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG
SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# what is it ?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I've started the campaign for you!
www.b3ta.com/board/8831618
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I saw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahahha!
*donates and votes*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# eww you creepy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I've got a question for you:
would you like some toast?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i had cheese on toats for lunch
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# .....i could really do with some cheese on toast right now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it was really nice cheese as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# LUNCH?
it's not even 10 in the morning yet.

weirdo.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# it's about 8 in the evening
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# enough of your LIES!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Did I say lunch? No. No I did not.
All I wanted cheese on Toast. There are no laws governing correct times ofr cheese on toast; much like Bacon Sammiches, it is exempt from standard eating times.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# and if you eat sandwich filling without bread it doesn't count as having eaten
*eats ham out of the packet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *eats branston pickle directly out of jar*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# what sort of fresh madness is this?
HAM? Out of a packet? ... Cheese on Toast? For BREAKFAST?

Have I woken up in FRANCE?

HAM should be served between bread and swimming in so much Branston pickle that you can barely feel it let alone taste it.

BREAKFAST is toast with marmalade (WITH BITS YOU FUCKING WIMP), weak tea, porridge or corn flakes or a full cooked or kippers or scrambledied iggs or baked beans on toast and a poached igg if it's the weekend.

Cheese on Toast is the national dish if those savages to the West.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Marmalade is made out of piss and wrong and bleurgh.
MARMITE.

Right, time for coffee and a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT YOU NEVER MAKE PRIME MINISTER BECAUSE OF THIS!!!
you've made a powerful enemy here today...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# what are you feelings on Jam?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
how easily you've undone my resolve

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *slaps the Prof brutally around a bit*
Cut meat and cheese are all of the best kinds of thing for brek.

proper brek involves lamb chops, too.
...and fucking good coffee. and shit-loads of half and half orange and grapefruit juice.

Now, go and sit over there, and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# RARGRAARRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHARAGRRARRR
I will not tolerate this

LAMB CHOPS?

LAMB?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *straps the Prof into his 'special' jacket*
Now, you listen to me, sonny Jim -
Lamb Chops are god's very own nosh and are a spectacular breakfast item. The only proviso is that they have to be grilled, not done in a pan.

Oh no, there are some laws that simply cannot be broken.
These matters are an Empirical truth.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hmmmm
I hope to be able to conduct this gentlemanly disagreement in person some time.

For now I will acquiesce and consider this lamb chop idea.

I MAY even try it. Never let it be said that I'm not open to new ideas, sexual or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8831768
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I agree about the coffee and the half and half and so on
(I was being facetious with the weak coffee etc).

However - I can't agree with lamb chops.

several courses, yes, cheeses, friuts, cooked and uncooked meat, breads, pastries... yes

porridge - yes... eggs, sausage, black pudding, white pudding. haggis... yes.

Prime cuts of meat? Not on my plate Franko!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Allow me, good sir, to cook you breakfast just one time
and the truth of this matter will be revealed to you.

and yes, although that sounds worryingly like a pick-up line, it's more that I'm sure you'd agree, having tried it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I don't mind if it's a pick up line
I'm flattered

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *blushes*
Oh, you.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# how about a muffin?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# :D
I'm giving up now as I'd just be c+ping.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# a _white_ hole?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# like the holes you get in milk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# oh those holes
milky holes.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# it is a smoked herring
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# yom yom yom
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# less than a week late.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# THat's early by b3ta standards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# :D
That's made me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# urgh!
FISH
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Isn't he that Indian actor chappie?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Yum
Kipper.

etc etc...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I was thinking of this the other day. Bloody Jewish holidays meaning I have to do more work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Contains tru-fax

cfb

I started this as an awareness picture after my other half had an allergy test and discovered she was allergic to a whole load of every day food products (print out below) but then I couldn't resist a b3ta twist.

Mrs XLVII's Allergy print out
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# be grateful she isn't alergic to you!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Oh god!
They didn't test for me!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahhaah!
that printout - it's insane... can she only eat ricecakes now?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# The first thing I thought was
She can't have Rice and Peas!!

She can't eat much now no!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# blimey
did they just make up a load of stuff?

"Right...I've got 30 and we need 50. How about...handbags... toast... zips...um, air?...crocuses?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# It looks like it doesn't it?
We have a frined who's been and done the same thing and he's sorted himself right out so it can't all be bollox.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I had allergy testing done once
and found out that I was allergic to the sticky tape with which they pasted the samples to my back :-(

oh and click :-)

slight TJ if I may? anyone know of the BEST optimisation method for pics plse? I'm using Gimp, but can't seem to get a stupid gif down below 55k and it's teeny-tiny. help appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# animated gif? becuase if it's animated 55kB is fine to post
if it's a still, why are you trying to save it as a gif and not a jpg or png?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Not animated
and it's not for the board as I have a distinct failure of the hummus-gland today, sadly. Has to be a gif or a jpg, and lossybits drive me mental.

edit; the jpg came out at 115k... waaay too big. probly because I'm hungover and an idiot though.

Thanks for bothering to reply though, really appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D
Use this tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# THAT
worked a treat. thanks so much :-) 8Kb and actually legible. brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# It's an ace little tool that
Glad I could help, what is it you were doing?
Not everything has to be funny on here.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Trying
to help out one of my brothers, setting up web pages for email over amateur radio. Because I've been involved with computers since I was 16 (I'm 56 now and a major b3ta lurker) and machines were the size of small bungalows, then it follows that I must know everything about them, oh yes.....

(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I love the broad age spectrum on here!
Good luck! I wish I could help but my web design skills are shite to say the least, I must get with it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# SNAP!!
my web design skills though are on a par with my synchronised swimming skills. Big Fat Zero. but given my background obviously I know everything even VAGUELY related to computers: all of it. (well it's on a computer so fix it!!)

Fat Chance.

I agree totally though, age has nothing to do with ones sense of hummus; bring it on !!

edit: my body is 56, but my brain thinks it's 12 as usual :-)
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
*inhales*
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

*reads bit at the bottom*
Ouuch, sorry to hear that X. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# :D
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Poor Sausage!
I reckon most people are allergic to Chlorine, in fairness.

Well, drinking it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# morning pearoast
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# snot on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Tried it once.
I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Ho ho ho
Icy watyu did their.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# hahahah!
That looks like it would make a great low budget horror movie: "Giant Flaming Peas from Beyond the Grave"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Unoffical sequel to
The Poddington Peas?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Down at the bottom of the garden ON FIRE
Among the birds and the bees ON FIRE
There live a lot of little people ON FIRE
They're called the Poddington Peas ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *copyrights*
sounds like a winner to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I'm starting to think my band should record this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# the poddington peas encourage vegetarianism.
I don't want my/our children learning about vegetarianism at such a young age. They're only kids for fuck's sake. Let them grow up before exposing them to the darkness of the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# You make a good point.
Replace peas with ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# The Poddington Hams.
That has a disproportionately pleasing effect on me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I do try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# The Hammington Hams?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ^this
Down at the bottom of the meat locker,
Amoungst the beef and the lamb,
live a lot of little people,
they're called the poddington hams....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# lambs
yeah, lambs. beefs too.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# just a few amendments :D
Down at the bottom of the graveyard ON FIRE
Among the corpses and the zombies ON FIRE
There live a lot of killer legumes ON FIRE
They're called the Poddington Undead Peas ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# too much copy and paste
and not enough rhymings
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# zombies and peas rhyme well enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
#
Down at the bottom of the graveyard
Decaying corpses, undead zombies
Look out something green and charred
Fiery fiery undead Peas
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# now that's just to far from the original.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# with a sequel having crappy WTF title "P is For Terror"
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# so you deleted your previous pea
...and then post another

*slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# no
u fail.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# apologies...
its still early
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# mwahaha
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# is this actually a pearoast or a pun?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# well, he said it was a pearoast
and... oh fucking hell

apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Pfffft ...
*points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# is this actually a reposted image or a picture of a morning pearoast?
ed: filenamed, missed that one :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Looks more like grilling to me...
pfft spang
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# nah that's what nood got last time!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# yeah
a really creative one with such originality too, my I was told there.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# hahah!! you're enjoying this!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Oh how tempting to delete....
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Pearoast thread?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# KILL IT
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# More me
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Better than me

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hehehe
nice moves
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Mighty fine moves there sir!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# humm early morning mindpiss.
What a way to kick off Tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Them's some slick moves.
Get down with your bad self etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# smmoooooooth!
hahah, that's utterly ace!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Everybody do the Boxer!
*does the Boxer*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# It's not a real dance until you've bloodied the nose of the girl you were trying to chat up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Somebody once headbanged in my face (accidentally, I like to think)
but I didn't get all bleedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I once accidentally bloodied the nose of the girl I was trying to chat up.
Still pulled her as well.

*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# That's concussion for ya:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Concussion + rohypnol = win
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Awwwww, romance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
#
romance sex
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# potato/potato
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# sexytiem/arrestable offence
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# again
potato/potato.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I don't get it.
It's nothing to do with potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# It's EVERYTHING to do with potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
Bloody honkies. Crackers, too. Being over here, taking our suncream. Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I acidentally ripped out someone's nose ring with my hair when moshing.
'ningles Teh Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# but your hair is so short!
Did you have fishing hooks on the ends? Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# My hair used to almost come down to my waist:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# This I must see.
If chaps don't stop cutting off their hair I'm going to get a mallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Hey it was getting in the way when I was building sound rigs
I think that and I exchanged it for a mow is a valid swap!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# as if most women like blokes with hair down their backs and beards
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Have you ever met one?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# a woman? yes. One that liked long hair and beards? Not as far as I am aware.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ah right
There's more than one woman. You'll find this out one day:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# PROTIP:
Men choose with their eyes, women choose with their ears.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# that suggests I have to make sound.
ok, I'll belch very impressively next time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# When I'm PM
it'll be the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# which is somewhat improbable
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I've got more chance than you have.
Cheer up, Grumpy Gus. Try and imagine not taking things 100% seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# i didn't think I did.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# If that was written on a khazi was I'd be singing.
WoW and Gordon sitting in a tree...:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# This is a brilliant idea
but this picture will HAVE to be suppressed... pinko liberal guardian readers might be enthused by WoW's fraternisation with albino werewolf minorities... but they're too lazy or too busy to vote. The grey voters? The Mail readers - they'll be so shocked by this picture some of them might actually die.

DIE and then write in to complain about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Spelling errors FTEeeewww ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Yes
That's six inches lower:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# uughhh... that really sounds painfull........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# ouch.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# On sunday
I was teaching my daughter to mosh to Metallica's black album.

I know there's plenty of people who think '...And Justice For All' is the better album but she is only 8 months old.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# :D childmoshing is brilliant fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# She certainly seemed to enjoy bouncing up and down to it, waving her arms and everything
Sad But True and Wherever I May Roam seemed to be particular favourites.

But it made me miss having long hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Mine's still not long enough again yet
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# and then thrown up in her cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# dance motherfucker!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Good stuff!
*Hoes down*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you captured my moves perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# have some sexy anthro

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# God your missus is a bit of a dog!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# i'm not married. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# didn't say you were
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
# cor!
nicely drawn
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
# thanks, she is a sexy sexy lady!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant :D
and if you squint a bit, it looks just like kerry katona
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# who? *googles* oh. would!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# no... no you wouldn't if you had witnessed the media exposure of her... she'd need to be bound and gagged before I when anywhere near her....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Isn't that every woman for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# that's only so they'ed let me near them.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# i can get it up without fetish gear.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# you would as well wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# HAHAHA HAHAAH AHAHHA *GASP* HAHAHAHA
I had to check your profile to see if it was really your or an imposter and was that photo.
Where you need hiding stranger?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# in a convent...known as the pub!
i did go through a phase of going down the pub dressed like that...IT WAS FUN!

how are you sweetcheeks?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# A hard habit to break I'd imagine:P
Not too bad. HAven't been up to much.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# we'll have nun of that.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *calls laywer*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# she'll give you a free prawn ring as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# i don't like seafood :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Well her large floury baps will have to do instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Amy Winehouse had a boob job?
'ningles all!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# nah that's not whinehouse, the hair's all wrong.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# is that beak your own drawing?
nice drawing regardless though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# yep, but I did look at a daffy duck picture for guidance.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# top show old man
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# cheers!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# hahahahha, that really it top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# i put some effort into that, all the lines are tidied up and everthing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Hahaha
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Good ning.
...did you eventually catch the VMOS thing from yesterday?

Also - 6500 posts. Go me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Nah I missed it
and HT's video, thanks for the reminder though.
I was far too busy last night.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# she's pretty hot
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# damn right. fwap away
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# *fwap fwap fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# what's inside is succulent flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# OM NYOM NYOM NYOM!!
I thought you were a vego...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Oh, Wigo!
Vy am I drippingz viz goo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# "I azk you to gose to brunch every day, and youz say no... Do I haz bad breadth or something?"
'nings cap'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# HURRAH for you
I thought nobody was going to get that then.

Ningles Steve :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# i am, but humans are just nasty plants. i don't eat real animals.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Reminds me of someone I used to know.
Her face bore an uncanny resemblance to that of a Staffie and even at my heaviest (which was laaaaaaarge) I was both taller and slimmer than her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# was it Ann Widdecombe disguised as some leftovers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Ann Widdecombe is Salma Hayek in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Innit.
I often wondered if the aforementioned ex-acquaintance actually put some effort in, for her lumpfaceishness was impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I always thing staffies look so happy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# That she didn't have in common.
Sullen wee wretch that she was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# It's not.
It's not at all. It's about how physically attractive you are.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is a loser and a liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *sobs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Only one place good enough for 'em...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Cherching!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# *shakes spanging sponk*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:37, archived)
# oh not again...
*assumes position*
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# *gets a run up*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# *closes eyes and goes to "happy place"*
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
# *happily places*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# bring back the pillory!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
I'm starting to get a bit scared now.

'pparently, the banks have to pay off the government before they can start passing on high interest rates and competiton to the consumers.

Finland did the same thing, and 17 YEARS on they still haven't paid the government back.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Labour will like that...
...they will probably be back in power by then and can claim they sorted the whole giant mess out.

/don't trust a single politian ever blog
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Nah, its not a loan
the govt have taken shares (over 60% of RBS, & over 40% of HBOS) in return for the cash. So being as the shares are currently in the toilet, when the price goes up, they can sell them at a profit.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# see this is part of the problem
the average man in the street hasn't got a fucking clue what is going on, because it's not ebing explained to us.

And 'they' wonder why the public panic when they tell them not to
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# what!? a panic?! shit!
*buys 8000 packets of ghee*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# i hope the whole goddamned global economy completely collapses.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# hahahaha! All those poor poor bankers... I almost feel sorry for them
but then I remember what parasites they are....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# heheh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Ha
a funny credit crunch picture!

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# javascipt!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Who are you calling a javascript, you son of a vbscript?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# :D
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# It's about time
we just admitted that money has outlived its usefulness and got rid of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# uh oh, thread deletion alert
Photobucket

edit - bah gotta go to work now, bye all, have a nice day, don't let the tuesday blues rock your nads
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# don't worry all is not lost.
www.b3ta.com/board/8831372

and dramatic stove trailer is indeed dramatic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# by what magik do you bring me this thread?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# i posted in it, so i just searched for my most recent posts, that gives the link to the tread
the internets do NOT forget
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# miss marple's getting wet as i type
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# well she's not in my bed. so i don't care :(
besides, isn't she old?

arousal isn't likely to be the cause of the dampness I'm afraid
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# it's not Magik, it's SCIENCE!™
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# stop blinding me with big words
anyway god did it or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# yeah, just look at clicky pens, WHERE DOES THE NIB COME FROM, FOR GOD'S SAKE?!?!?!?!
it's black magiks I tells ya!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Hello primative, I am on the otherside of the world and I am talking to you.
Hence I am a powerful mage and worthy of your worship.

Now get worshiping.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# *snigger*
Don't get mage rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# warshipping? *builds armada*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# *resurrects Drake in voodoo ceremony*
Ha! your armada is fucked now!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# *Re-animates Nelson*
HAVE AN 18th CENTURY STYLE KICKING, COLONIAL HEATHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
# um, Drake was on the british side, when was the last time the british issued a kicking?*



*excluding rugby
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# you'll all be exterminated soon by microbes, so stop this nationalist squabbling.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# I know drake was on teh british side, I figured you had him in you employ for the purposes of this thread, though.
and the last time the british gave anyone a really GOOD kicking? well, I'd say that was more than a little while ago....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)
# THIS
morning Steve
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# 'nings medi
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# yeah the little troll.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# didn't you have this one already?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Maybe you were thinking of this one


He'll just end up posting to himself as so many do when everyone puts them on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:43, archived)
# lighten up, the world's going to end whether or not s/he deleted the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
# it contributes to the heat death of the universe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# fucking, shitty universe.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# I heard the universe caught Dropsie!:O
And it smells.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# shity, slutty universe.
:()
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# just make one that says old news: nood is a bit of a troll.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Or this:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# hahaaha!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# delicacy
from our forefathers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
#
This just one of them days when yo' ass just wanna chill out
and motherfuckers be all in yo' ear and shit, yknowhatI'msayin?
Or that naggin bitch, that just like to hear herself talk
blowin all yo' high away
Now that's some fucked up shit, heh
but it happens, yknowhatI'msayin? Yo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Yeah I saw that.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# i made a new button to go with my 'castanets' one.


previously.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# *clacks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# merci. it's on the 'bugs and feature requests' page now too.
i done requested a bug.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Is this a verb related to Carlos Castaneda?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)
# are you a string that was swallowed by a goose a few days ago?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
# yeah, right. just like you weren't a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# to the lake!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# night-night. dramatic lemur is amazed.
ca.youtube.com/watch?v=hkqqMPPg2VI
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Monsters Month - 14th October - Titchmarsh the Shrieking Radio Banshee
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Eep!
Awful!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:43, archived)
# throw your hands in the air, et cetera.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# what with?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
# WITH YOUR FUCKING FEET. WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# i don't have opposable big toes you ape
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# you evolved rong.
speaking of toes and feet, i told physio guy i pick stuff up off the floor with my toes and he said "so does my wife! you people are freaks!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# haha i used to do the rubik's magic with my feet
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# fuck rubik, that bastard tried to lure OUR CHILDREN to satan.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Heehee
morning!

*mumbles something about bloody fucking thread deleters*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# fake
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# haha, that's AWESOMENESS! :D
and in other news: Nood is a thread deleting prick.

allow me to say 'nings to you all again, as it was so cruelly taken away from you last time:

"'ningles to ya all on a fairly foggy clear morning! *YAAAAWWN* too early to even be thinking about w*rk..... "
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# good ning mr steve
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)
# *tips hat* greetings and salutations, Socky!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# what do you mean?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# well, as you just deleted the OTHER reply to my reply, you should not delete posts.
It pisses people off even more than pearoasting in a new thread. Best it to just leave it up there, as you wiped out numerous 'ningles replys etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# wiped out
some really creative stuff hey. no I mean like REALLY creative stuff. Yeah I'm really gonna miss all those witty, amusing and vey creative replies.

Wish I could come up with stuff like that.

Slow today isn't it....
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Hahaha
From his early days in Weird Science!

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# 'nings RG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# I just went to the toilet and did some weird science of my own
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)

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