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A quick planet.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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Eels indeed
I'm going to see them on Monday. They'd best be good or I shall defenestrate the pair of them. That's a lovely planet. Very nice.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03,
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The Eels?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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No, although I'm wondering if that wouldn't be a better choice now.
I only know a couple of their songs, but they're very good.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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I only know one album.
It's nice, but kind of weak. Like something you'd expect to hear played during a sad montage in Scrubs.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:13,
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There's nothing wrong with nice music.
Says the woman with the hellhammer backpatch and the foam hand signed by slayer. Point still stands though, and I consider them nice music.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14,
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me too.
like Ben Harper's version of "Raining Blood".
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:18,
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I've not heard that
Tori's version wasn't bad though. I love her version of Smells Like Teen Spirit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:19,
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just kidding
he hasn't done one. I will look out for the Tori Amos version though as I was unaware of it.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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Getting me all excited.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26,
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They're not good.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:05,
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Not the Eels (although in true MoT style, you're wrong)
The Boosh.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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I wasn't talking about the eels.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10,
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You're just generally wrong.
If you told me it was daytime I think I'd probably disagree.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11,
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It's mid afternoon.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:12,
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Nah.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:13,
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EELS EELS EELS
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:05,
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I loved it then, I love it now.
Have another click.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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:)
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:25,
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woo!
next stop, stationery village
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10,
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smashin' :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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beautiful.
I did planet too. But it was not quick. Click for bigger (883kB)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:06,
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that is amazing!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10,
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Rather brilliant!
this makes me wish they make a sequel to Freelancer... :(
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:17,
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Frasier Pr0n
Homophobia seems strong here, even without nudity.
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borkborkbork ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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NO
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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YOU
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NeeNoo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03,
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fuck off
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:02,
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no YOU!
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NeeNoo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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fuck off now etc...
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NeeNoo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:02,
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no YOU!
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NeeNoo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03,
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The thing is..
..the unaltered image was one of first page hits when image googling for Frasier some time ago.
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borkborkbork ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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no YOU!
there are rules about fraiser related images here...
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NeeNoo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:06,
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No
?
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borkborkbork ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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YOU!
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NeeNoo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11,
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So..
..this makes me intrigued. 1. There is a Frasier rule that nobody refers to but with "fuck off". 2. A couple of bare chested men and an obvious cut/paste Frasier head is off limits? And nobody is able to formulate more extensively than "fuck off"? 3. If male chest skin considered as nudity is the issue (NSFW etc), nobody has made any other remarks about that. Except for the "fuck off". Okay. I've seen quite a lot of pics with hookers and partly nude women over the years that never stir up this kind of strong emotions. But I might be reading this entire thing backwards. Dunno me. Glad I'm not gay anyway.
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borkborkbork ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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From my Pov
It just seems a bit out of the blue. Nothing to do with the soft porn or the homosexuality. If he had been involved in some gay sex scandal I could understand (was he and I just don't know?). George Micheal for instance in a toilet or something. This just seems to be an unprovoked attack. Other people might have different views but that is my take of it all.
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bobzarkoff ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:36,
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Attack?
Well, I guess thats if you read something terrible into it. Or pr0n in general.
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borkborkbork ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:54,
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The picture had been removed by the time I got here
but I'm a sheep, and I want someone to shout at, so fuck off.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:07,
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Fuck of, you crab-stabbing shit-crumbler
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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Apparently you're to fuck off.
I'm not sure why, but you heard them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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I'm in the library at uni
and a friend just sat down next to me as that loaded up. Took a little explaining.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:07,
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Don't explain, just pat his thigh and smile.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11,
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i appear to have missed something again
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:12,
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this
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NeeNoo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:13,
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Pfft it's a she, so it may confuse her a little more.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15,
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easily saved
smile, pat and then say 'ohhhh [friend's name], if only you were a boy'.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:20,
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More than
"you know, inet forum shite"? I'm amazed. Your friend must live a sheltered life.
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borkborkbork ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:12,
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I like this.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:05,
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I was thinking the same thing
when I was bumming a tramp's corpse at lunchtime. His anus was a bit loose as hae'd started to rot, but the pungent smell was quite a turn on.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:07,
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I wasn't going to tell you to fuck off
but the comment "Homophobia seems strong here" angers up the blood. Just because I dont want to see gay soft-porn that is completely out of context with the rest of this site, doesn't make me a homophobe. So fuck off.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11,
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^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15,
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^this
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:18,
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Thank you for this excellent advice. I shall follow it to the letter. I'll forward it on to my friends and family. I shall alert the media, & have your good word spread thought the country. I'm very serious about this, look, this is my serious face.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:16,
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*Clears throat*
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:59,
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yuck.
great work as ever.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:00,
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I had to look it up, but good show Nobbles.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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Yoo're not the first to tell me they had to look up the word 'catarrh'
I thought it was a common word, I didn't realise people wouldn't know what it meant.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03,
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Don't you work in the NHS though?
I imagine that would skew your results :)
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:06,
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Well yes,
but even so, it's a common word.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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It is a common word
Tchoh! Kids these days . . . Just because they've made GCSE grade E achievable to anyone who can sign their own name with an x kids think they're CLEVAR! . . . no offense C];0)
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26,
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ahem...
*chokes
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:02,
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URGH.
Hello nobbynobody.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03,
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Hello WAtL.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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hahahaha!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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heheh
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:19,
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Marvel-arse, as evar, Sir N
as evar Sir N
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:29,
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PETA announcement
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48,
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hahahahahahahah!!!
you win the internets.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48,
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:D
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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O_O
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50,
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Hefty fine!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50,
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Phill Jupitus!
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50,
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this
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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My thoughts exactly
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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Not any more
he's lost some weight and ALL of his sex appeal.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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Mr Creosote
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50,
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"Go on, eet's only waffer theene"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:52,
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fook off I'm full
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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Hahahaha!
Also, in other news, I won the lottery last night.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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marry me
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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I think the wife would be a bit disgruntled.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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ah- I'll marry her
then we'll kill you. note to self- don't publish evil plans on B3TA
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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Well I can tell you now that she would not be up for wolfgagging
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:59,
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this is all about money for me- deviant sex can wait until...
oh shit- did it again
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:02,
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how much??????
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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TEN WHOLE POUNDS!
and it was draw 1337 too. This must be why I won.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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how much
and I may let you bum me
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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Not enough damnit!
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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But has it made you happy?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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Yes.
That is all.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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last we see of you...
you'll be on b£ta from now on (i have a yank keyboard and had to paste that out of character map)
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:55,
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Well I doubt I'll be missed.
I've only once ever posted anything vaguely memorable.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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Type £ and it should come out as £
£ see?
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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Is there one for the opposite of '/'?
I have an American keyboard but British settings
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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test... \
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10,
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Thanks!
\
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14,
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congrats on that!
got any big plans now?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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I shall blow it on strong drink and booze
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:55,
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remember to buy some liquor too
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:58,
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OH YEAH
I'm off today and tomorrow so I'm totally going to be having some booze, I've had a real run of not being able to have any and so now I shall. /doesn't have a problem, honest guv!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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what flavour of booze will you have?
might I suggest a hearty shiraz? or ale.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26,
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We ordered one of those poncy 'world wines' boxes from National Trust
usually expensive wines down to less than you'd pay for a brain-numb bottle from the cheap shelf, the ones we've had so far haven't been half bad so I may choose another of those to abuse :D
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:32,
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cor!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:43,
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hahahaha
i'd rather he wore fur.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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JJ?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:52,
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As a yiffosexual, I find this offensive
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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am i living in a box?
am i living in a cardboard box?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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what?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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what, what?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:58,
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UNNESESSARY FAT PERSON :(
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:59,
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jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
:-(
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03,
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love your work tough
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08,
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royal visit goes tits up
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:41,
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hahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42,
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hahaha
her face is a picture
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42,
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"People who annoy you" "N_GGERS"
oooohhh.. naggers..
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:49,
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bwahahahahahah
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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hahaha
you should be arrested. :D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42,
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Ha ha ha!
"Oi Lizzie! Remember that time you dressed as a Gimp for me?"
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42,
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Hahahaha ace!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43,
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Hahahahaha!
She's got a really busy day today, what with this, Blue peter and Team 'GB'
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:44,
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she must be knackered.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:46,
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that went tits as well
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:49,
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HAHAHHAHAHAH! that expression is PRICELESS!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:47,
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pfffft
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48,
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I.. I just.. don't know :(
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:41,
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PATRICK!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43,
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*awards golden nipple star*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:44,
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wanna screw?
oh that's a bolt...wanna bolt in my face?
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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GET TO DAH OCTAHPUZ!!!!!!!!!!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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Ha ha ha!
You loon!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34,
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Oh cruel
running in water is haaaard.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:35,
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that's why fish don't have legs.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:38,
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One of the many reasons.
Another being that fishslime is not good for trouser wearing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:40,
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hahaha!!
yo crazy foo!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37,
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splendid
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42,
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It dances to get noticed.
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Ian Woosnam ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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O_o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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*notices*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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And this fits in how?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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I cannot see that fitting in anywhere
Maybe she's a porn actress. Or maybe her leg has just grow.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:35,
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Ha ha ha!
LEFT LEG LONG!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:36,
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what the deuce?!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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...
It's in the Wellcome Collection. It's supposed to be a meditation on... oooh... something. I have no doubt of that.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:39,
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Is he dancing to Popcorn?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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I don't understand what this is
Sorry!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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it's mofaha's FP monster, naked.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42,
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Oh good.
I don't understand what THAT is either!!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43,
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Was it ever dressed? ;D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43,
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how can one tell? :D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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that is creepy and brilliant!
but why compo'ed?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37,
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Using anything but the arts package on your computer, recreate some real-world art using everyday objects.
Compo failure sir.(Edit : Decompoed now) I like your animation, so have a WOO!
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Shlvng ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:44,
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what the????/
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:52,
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Id's behind you!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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Today sees the launch of Vacuous, the new daily women’s magazine made for women by advertisers
Click for bigger (145KB) Who wants to read about real news! EW, thinking is stupid! Vacuous knows what women want and that’s daily celebrity gossip, lifestyle advice, human interest stories, horoscopes, new music, film and fashion. This magazine will satisfy you more than Cocaine flavored diet pills. Vacuous is part of GlobalMegaCorp group, all rights reserved.
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benjdavis ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:30,
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*applauds*
Jade Goody - My Drugs Hell/My New love/My Rehab hell/My new child etc etc etc It amazes there's a market for these pieces of shit
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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There is
Closer Heat Star Grazia OK ...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34,
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Millions of bored female secretarys and typists
wasting their lives away reading about the contrasting fortunes of meaningless, talentless celebrities.. Is this the pinnacle of evolution? Is this what we crawled out of the oceans for, I ask you???
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37,
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Kerry katona - Look How fat She is!!!! OMG!!!!
Kiera Knightly - Look how Thin She Is!!!! OMG!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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Thanks, but I think I'll stick with my Monthly Condi mag
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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I see she's got her reptilian eyes going on on that wee picture on the far right there
:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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they are terrifying!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34,
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hehe
yay at the fucktards who post badly compressed videos on youtube and think they can see reptilian shapeshifting and they rape all their toys and their pram when they are called idiots :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:38,
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It's Youtube that does the compression though.
I made my one and only video for there and it was in lovely hi definition until I uploaded it to youtube and they raped it with over compression and made it a shitty looking thing full of artifacts.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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yeah, they compress like mad and if you have crap source material to start with once it goes through a few conversions
it all turns to poop it's still funny though the way folk go on about crap like the reptilian people :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48,
archived )
argh!!
my eyes!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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Hahaha nice!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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i still love this.
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:39,
archived )
Nail
Head Thinking of future shop - Political Heat: Gordan Brown shows off his beach attire. John Selwyn Gummer talks about his battle with prostate cancer.
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benjdavis ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:39,
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O_o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34,
archived )
yay for mags
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:35,
archived )
Mmmmm
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:36,
archived )
hahahahahaha!!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37,
archived )
:D
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:41,
archived )
if he steals enough, one day, he'll be able to afford his own bantha*
*or maybe he could get off his lazy ass and steal one :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43,
archived )
Alrighty then
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:44,
archived )
HAHAHAA!
*dries tear (of laughter)
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42,
archived )
MAG THREAD
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:47,
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cheater
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28,
archived )
Hahaha excellent!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28,
archived )
haha!
woos and yays
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28,
archived )
arf!
ace!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:29,
archived )
lovely
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31,
archived )
Pfft!
But sadly he lost the race as the Slamon started swimming upstream....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32,
archived )
up the salmon slalom?
*repeats 10 times whilst eating marshmallows *sicks
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:44,
archived )
Barkeep there's a shark in my pint. Again.
No it's a hammerhead this time...
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Prawnsoda posted this on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19,
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nicely shopped!
looks like a jewish shark /racist but jewish blog
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:20,
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after drinking all that beer....
no wonder he looks hammer-head
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:23,
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punz
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:25,
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jews
are not a race. Just another religious cult.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28,
archived )
are you angry at everything?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:29,
archived )
I'm not angry at anything.
I just prefer things to be factually correct. I am quite annoyed at religion per se but that's because it is halting the progress of civilisation.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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How?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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I just feel that religion
and of course the intolerance to others of differing opinions is stifling the progression of humanity. If we could just ignore it and get on then things would be better. The sooner we are all brown and put superstitious nonsense in the past the sooner we will be able to progress as a species.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:40,
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'jewish' = race
'judaism' = religion
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34,
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No,
Jewish = Someone who practises Judaism.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:36,
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no..
unfortunately, with my people.. it's not like that
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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Incorrect.
Jewish simply means one of the jewish faith. Jews can be of any race as it is a choice. I can become jewish tomorrow. Being Caucasian I would have a slight problem becoming Asian tomorrow. If you want jews to be a race of home sapien ( which is impossible of course, as religious choice has nothing to do with genetic make-up ) then you would have to allow that Catholics, Muslims and Shintoists were also a race.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:38,
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http://www.b3ta.com/board/8839905
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:39,
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Nouns can refer to more than one thing. (eg. Jewish race, Jewish religion)
Also, other words can mean more than one thing, and AMAZINGLY more than one meaning can be correct. In this case, race has more meanings than the scientific meaning. Now we know that you've studied something at school, but do be a dear and don't do the common thing of assuming that your piece of domain specific knowledge means that you are the worlds authority on all related, or *apparently related* in this case, matters. You're the only one here specifying races in the biological classification sense of the word.
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slight yoinks! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14,
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I apologise for ruffling your feathers.
I just fail to see how anybody educated can confuse ethnicity ( which is social ) race ( which is genetic ) you can't argue that arab/armenid hybrids are the same as northern Europeans yet they are both the majority make up of the Jewish. Even Israel's law of return defines a jew as "Definition 4B. For the purposes of this Law, "Jew" means a person who was born of a Jewish mother or has become converted to Judaism and who is not a member of another religion." which means that I can convert and go live in Israel as a Jew in whatever time period that process takes. But I remain Caucasian ( if somewhat brainwashed )
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:25,
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But I'm not talking about genetics or Israeli law
I'm talking about language. Race is not just genetic, that's only one definition. Go and look at the OED definition, that's the closest thing we have to an official language reference, and it's very clear.
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slight yoinks! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:34,
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hate to disagree old chap but....
www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/race_2?view=uk "3. a group of people sharing the same culture, language, etc.; an ethnic group." Of course not all people who are members of the Jewish religion can be called members of the Jewish race.
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slight yoinks! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:38,
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That's a view
of etymology and not science. and I re-iterate, if you can be a race of jews you can be a race of catholics based upon the same criteria
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42,
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if you want the scientific view
there is evidence that seperate groiups of jewish peopl around the world have a common genetic history EDIT: actually just ask My Ass Is On Fire... he'll know
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48,
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Of course there is.
Because they are arabs. The idea of being Jewish came from a group of two separate cultural groups, one Egyptian and one Canaanite ( Jordanian ) who shared a religious view that was not tolerated where they lived and so they moved ( widely accepted as the seeds of the exodus story ) into Palestine in order to escape religious intolerance and of course just stirred up more. So Jews who are arabs share a genetic trait. The same as the Caucasian jews from Northern European stock do, but neither are of the same racial stock.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:52,
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btw
i saw your little flounce a while back
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:58,
archived )
What?
I don't do flouncing. I do trolling for personal entertainment. And if you have given up arguing anthropology with me ( which is a good idea ) then you may fuck off because outside of debate I'm not willing to converse with you given the vile abuse you have subjected me to in the past.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04,
archived )
haha you keep bringing that up
but youve let to tell me what it was
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:05,
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It's a view of the English language actually.
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slight yoinks! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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A hair of the shark that bit you?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:20,
archived )
Man goes in the cage
Cage goes in the beer ... shark's in the beer
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22,
archived )
that looks fantastic!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:30,
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it tastes really awful though
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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Cider FTW!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:35,
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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Pffft.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:18,
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This story makes me really fucking angry.
How fucked up is a world where that means you go to prison!? Worst of all is the genuine criminality in Dubai that not only slips under the radar unpunished but, in lots of cases is almost government sanctioned. Fuck religion... All of it you cunts.
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:20,
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yeah he should have ordered a white wine spritza
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:21,
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*votes Collatallie Sisters for president/pope*
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22,
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it's only a crime if foreigners do it
or you get caught or something
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:23,
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If you're going to live in a foreign country you have to live by their laws
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:25,
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or kill them all.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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Or kill them all and eat their brains
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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from orbit
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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^ this
if they didn't research local laws etc, then it's their own stupid slaggy fault. You may not have meant that Babs, but I'm off on a rant now.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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I did mean that
Same as I meant it when that stupid teacher named her bear Muhammed...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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Now see, that I'm less ranty about
as I can see totally how she could have got confused there. But to go slutting around in Dubai of all places just seems a bit too idiotic for me. I don't know, I'm most likely wrong.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28,
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I'm not objecting to that
I'm objecting to the fact it's fundamentally wrong in the fucking first place.
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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This^^^^
But the fact of the matter is that if they were doing it on Camber Sands they also would have been arrested!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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Or protest to get your own brought in
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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yes, flee oppression, come to another place, demand the rules from the place you were oppressed
then blow stuff up and refuse to go to the place you came from because they don't take kindly to that kinda crap and, erm 3) Profit? it's all rather odd when you think about it. :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:29,
archived )
haha lolol
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22,
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that hotel looks too much like the spinnaker tower for my liking...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:29,
archived )
Gary Spinnaker?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33,
archived )
=D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:36,
archived )
*sneaks in and vomits*
*runs away*
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bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:10,
archived )
Good grief!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:12,
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....
.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:12,
archived )
huuuraaay for clowns
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13,
archived )
Your circus' dead, there's something wong
(come on, someone get it)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Throw your custard pies and put your clown shoes on
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:14,
archived )
High FIVE.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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arf! :)
Check ignition and may doors fall off real soon
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:15,
archived )
How goes it, Archie?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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very well, I am beating the Man-flu: Part 2, which I appear to have
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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Top banana. I have never had man-flu.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19,
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You women have it too easy
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19,
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Except for the 'shoving a tennis ball through a straw' thingie.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:20,
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new balls?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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I'll say.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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and the papers want to know whose shoes you wear
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:23,
archived )
Now it's time to drive the clown car if you dare
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:24,
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oh
my god... elaborate and delightfully spangy!
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enceladus ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13,
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that deserves a spanging of epic proportions!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:15,
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ohmygod!
SPANG
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:15,
archived )
harrow prease!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:15,
archived )
pfft
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:16,
archived )
Oh dear!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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:D buffoon
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19,
archived )
arf!!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19,
archived )
Oh....FUCK!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22,
archived )
Oh...
For fuck's sake... *click*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:29,
archived )
Hopper and The sims 2
Nighthawks, Automat, Office at night. Not very good, but they look decent in the game. Lego Nighthawks wins everything, though. I made them because real life pictures look out of place in the game. And I love the compo already :) Everybody is so awesome...
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Nissun ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:09,
archived )
Nicely done.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:10,
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god damn hippie.
woo though
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:10,
archived )
Those
are good...
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enceladus ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13,
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I love the nighthawks one
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13,
archived )
no door..
fake
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:16,
archived )
i did a version of the middle one for gcse art
many moons ago
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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"Not very good"?!
You lying cunt! X( *clicks hard*
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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35,
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happy L.E.Ds are happy.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:02,
archived )
aw....
proof that you can anthropomorphise anything!
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enceladus ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:04,
archived )
hehehe
It's making me smile, so that's probably a good thing
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:04,
archived )
And now I am too :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:04,
archived )
PACMAN GHOSTS.
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:05,
archived )
ARGH CANNOT UNSEE.
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:05,
archived )
Wacca wacca wacca wacca
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:08,
archived )
YAY FOR HAPPY LEDS!
:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:09,
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Yay! :D
(
..wil ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:18,
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i made this in real life when i was 9 :D
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22,
archived )
...and LEDs
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:23,
archived )
I can go to a gallery without leaving my computer....
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43,
archived )
howdy
monkeon
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hal9000 sme ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:45,
archived )
howdy-ho!
(
monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:47,
archived )
ooh, i forgot about Damien Hirst.
right, i'm off to chainsaw a shark for this week's compo, brb. edit: how rude of me, i dropped this: WOO
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:45,
archived )
haha!
nice take on the theme...
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enceladus ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:47,
archived )
Yay Monkeon!
The king of the compo suggestions :D Are they all naked? Edit: Bit big there fella ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:49,
archived )
i like the idea of having everyone you have ever slept with in an excel spreadsheet
0kb :(
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connor ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:52,
archived )
Ha.
Amen to that :(
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:55,
archived )
we could totally sleep with each other
1kb :)
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connor ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:57,
archived )
Result!
We should totally get TuTT/Jessie/Face to join in. 2kb \o/
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:04,
archived )
I'm worth more than 1kb alone!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:06,
archived )
Its uber compressed.
edit: oh ok 1.4kb it is. And thats final :P
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:09,
archived )
*unzips*
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:11,
archived )
Haha.
Im glad someone said that. It was the perfect set-up.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13,
archived )
Happy to oblige :)
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:14,
archived )
Excellent
I'll go get Prof KM and we can get started
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13,
archived )
A piece of art, you say?
Apologies to all. Spang away.
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starkandy surfaced from the dead on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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nice tache!
woo
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43,
archived )
Oh god
I may have to hurt you now
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43,
archived )
heheh
art arf
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43,
archived )
Please collect a spang from the small table by the door as you leave
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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I consider myself
thoroughly and deservedly spanged
(
starkandy surfaced from the dead on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:59,
archived )
Arf!
Heres to you....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:50,
archived )
hahah, oh dear oh dear.... I guess a good spanging is in order!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:57,
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(
We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:34,
archived )
THE TENSION IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!
(
Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:35,
archived )
HOLY CARP ON A STICK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:37,
archived )
Recently I've been bumming around Edinburgh
but I've been too drunk to do anything. That's the life. There is some sort of film/animation on it's way, hopefully in the next two weeks.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40,
archived )
Hurrah.
This is good news.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43,
archived )
BUTTERS!
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:37,
archived )
ello ello ello
(
Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:39,
archived )
Erm.. stay with it for 1 second and you'll find out she's been squashed.
(
Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38,
archived )
Ha, nice style!
(
Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:36,
archived )
HAHAHA
fantastic!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:36,
archived )
you WOULD say that
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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Well how could it fail being my brainchild?!
'ningles matey.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:02,
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you have wins
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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hahaha
ace...
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enceladus ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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what will happen? :(
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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*plays piano*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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Furiously?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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Most definitely
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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with all diminished chords . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:02,
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Piss
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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Fetch the mop
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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yay-movie of the year
*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:39,
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*provides accompanying fast piano music*
Cool, Mr Lemon. I had a dream last night that b3ta had changed design into a shitty grid style layout. :( it annoyed me.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:39,
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:(
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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It was awful!
You could only see the first reply for each thread and...OH GOD THE HUMANITY!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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your dreams came true!
www.cooliris.com/site/support/download-all-products.php edit: although it doesn't seem to be working at the moment
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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oh my gosh, you are a beautiful man.
i do not, however approve of nicking someone elses style in this manner.
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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:( SAD TIMES.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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Your profile contains 1000% awesome.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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tah moochly
it's a Dydactarontaurus Cunt, for obvious reasons.
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:53,
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YYYAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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hahahahaha
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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\o/
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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yay
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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Great stuff!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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I made one with sock...but I couldn't get it optimised :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:56,
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:(
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:06,
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eek! *panic laden piano music*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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You really don't want to know what's in a sausage...
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enceladus ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:32,
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is it prime steak?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:32,
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I wish...
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enceladus ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:32,
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is it
sausage meat?
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Farmfoodsman ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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a cows penis
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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how rare
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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I already know
I saw that documentary
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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haha ace.
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:34,
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That's fabby!
sau·sage /ssd or, especially Brit., ssd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[saw-sij or, especially Brit., sos-ij] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1. minced pork, beef, or other meats, often combined, together with various added ingredients and seasonings, usually stuffed into a prepared intestine or other casing and often made in links. Hope that helps:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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you forgot
E's 194, 275 and 201, and monosodium glutamate
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enceladus ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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Links is that way ----------->
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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No that was is my right speaker.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:02,
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Damien Wurst
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:36,
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hahaha
fabsome
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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smashing
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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thanks very much!
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enceladus ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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is that a harry potter book
in the middle?
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chippy time travel agents ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:21,
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Book.
If it is Harry Potter, it's an even better spot than my spotting of Magnus in his earlier (Dali) posting.
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ice9 ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:20,
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'fraid not....
It's a dictionary of slang.
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enceladus ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:42,
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Inspired by below
EDIT: putting this next to Ian's... it looks shit. Sorry. Must try harder.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:29,
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Alright!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:31,
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pffffffffft
:) :) :)
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:31,
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Hahaha I like that!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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spang
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crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._ ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:39,
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photoshop police says:
NO SHARK
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Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz ,
Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:06,
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