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# A quick planet.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Eels indeed
I'm going to see them on Monday. They'd best be good or I shall defenestrate the pair of them.

That's a lovely planet. Very nice.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# The Eels?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# No, although I'm wondering if that wouldn't be a better choice now.
I only know a couple of their songs, but they're very good.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I only know one album.
It's nice, but kind of weak. Like something you'd expect to hear played during a sad montage in Scrubs.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with nice music.
Says the woman with the hellhammer backpatch and the foam hand signed by slayer. Point still stands though, and I consider them nice music.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# me too.
like Ben Harper's version of "Raining Blood".
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I've not heard that
Tori's version wasn't bad though. I love her version of Smells Like Teen Spirit.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# just kidding
he hasn't done one.

I will look out for the Tori Amos version though as I was unaware of it.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Getting me all excited.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# They're not good.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Not the Eels (although in true MoT style, you're wrong)
The Boosh.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I wasn't talking about the eels.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# You're just generally wrong.
If you told me it was daytime I think I'd probably disagree.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# It's mid afternoon.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Nah.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# EELS EELS EELS
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I loved it then, I love it now.
Have another click.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# woo!
next stop, stationery village
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# smashin' :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# beautiful.
I did planet too. But it was not quick.


Click for bigger (883kB)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# that is amazing!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Rather brilliant!
this makes me wish they make a sequel to Freelancer... :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Frasier Pr0n
Homophobia seems strong here, even without nudity.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# NO
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# YOU
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# fuck off
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# no YOU!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# fuck off now etc...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# no YOU!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# The thing is..
..the unaltered image was one of first page hits when image googling for Frasier some time ago.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# no YOU!
there are rules about fraiser related images here...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# No
?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# YOU!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# So..
..this makes me intrigued.

1. There is a Frasier rule that nobody refers to but with "fuck off".

2. A couple of bare chested men and an obvious cut/paste Frasier head is off limits? And nobody is able to formulate more extensively than "fuck off"?

3. If male chest skin considered as nudity is the issue (NSFW etc), nobody has made any other remarks about that. Except for the "fuck off".

Okay. I've seen quite a lot of pics with hookers and partly nude women over the years that never stir up this kind of strong emotions. But I might be reading this entire thing backwards. Dunno me. Glad I'm not gay anyway.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# From my Pov
It just seems a bit out of the blue. Nothing to do with the soft porn or the homosexuality. If he had been involved in some gay sex scandal I could understand (was he and I just don't know?). George Micheal for instance in a toilet or something. This just seems to be an unprovoked attack.

Other people might have different views but that is my take of it all.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Attack?
Well, I guess thats if you read something terrible into it. Or pr0n in general.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# The picture had been removed by the time I got here
but I'm a sheep, and I want someone to shout at, so fuck off.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Fuck of, you crab-stabbing shit-crumbler
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Apparently you're to fuck off.
I'm not sure why, but you heard them.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I'm in the library at uni
and a friend just sat down next to me as that loaded up.

Took a little explaining.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Don't explain, just pat his thigh and smile.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# i appear to have missed something again
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# this
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Pfft it's a she, so it may confuse her a little more.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# easily saved
smile, pat and then say 'ohhhh [friend's name], if only you were a boy'.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# More than
"you know, inet forum shite"?

I'm amazed. Your friend must live a sheltered life.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing
when I was bumming a tramp's corpse at lunchtime. His anus was a bit loose as hae'd started to rot, but the pungent smell was quite a turn on.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I wasn't going to tell you to fuck off
but the comment "Homophobia seems strong here" angers up the blood.

Just because I dont want to see gay soft-porn that is completely out of context with the rest of this site, doesn't make me a homophobe.

So fuck off.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Thank you for this excellent advice. I shall follow it to the letter. I'll forward it on to my friends and family. I shall alert the media, & have your good word spread thought the country. I'm very serious about this, look, this is my serious face.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *Clears throat*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# yuck.
great work as ever.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I had to look it up, but good show Nobbles.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yoo're not the first to tell me they had to look up the word 'catarrh'
I thought it was a common word, I didn't realise people wouldn't know what it meant.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Don't you work in the NHS though?
I imagine that would skew your results :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Well yes,
but even so, it's a common word.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# It is a common word
Tchoh! Kids these days . . . Just because they've made GCSE grade E achievable to anyone who can sign their own name with an x kids think they're CLEVAR! . . . no offense C];0)


(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# ahem...
*chokes
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# URGH.
Hello nobbynobody.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hello WAtL.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# heheh
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Marvel-arse, as evar, Sir N
as evar Sir N

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# PETA announcement
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahah!!!
you win the internets.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hefty fine!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Phill Jupitus!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# this
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Not any more
he's lost some weight and ALL of his sex appeal.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Mr Creosote
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# "Go on, eet's only waffer theene"
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# fook off I'm full
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Also, in other news, I won the lottery last night.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# marry me
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I think the wife would be a bit disgruntled.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ah- I'll marry her
then we'll kill you.
note to self- don't publish evil plans on B3TA
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Well I can tell you now that she would not be up for wolfgagging
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# this is all about money for me- deviant sex can wait until...
oh shit- did it again
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# how much??????
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# TEN WHOLE POUNDS!
and it was draw 1337 too. This must be why I won.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# how much
and I may let you bum me
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Not enough damnit!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# But has it made you happy?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yes.
That is all.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# last we see of you...
you'll be on b£ta from now on



(i have a yank keyboard and had to paste that out of character map)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Well I doubt I'll be missed.
I've only once ever posted anything vaguely memorable.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Type £ and it should come out as £
£ see?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Is there one for the opposite of '/'?
I have an American keyboard but British settings
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# test... \
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Thanks!

\
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# congrats on that!
got any big plans now?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I shall blow it on strong drink and booze
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# remember to buy some liquor too
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# OH YEAH
I'm off today and tomorrow so I'm totally going to be having some booze, I've had a real run of not being able to have any and so now I shall.

/doesn't have a problem, honest guv!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# what flavour of booze will you have?
might I suggest a hearty shiraz?
or ale.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# We ordered one of those poncy 'world wines' boxes from National Trust
usually expensive wines down to less than you'd pay for a brain-numb bottle from the cheap shelf, the ones we've had so far haven't been half bad so I may choose another of those to abuse :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# cor!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahahaha
i'd rather he wore fur.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# JJ?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# As a yiffosexual, I find this offensive
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# am i living in a box?
am i living in a cardboard box?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# what?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# what, what?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# UNNESESSARY FAT PERSON :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
:-(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# love your work tough
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# royal visit goes tits up
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
her face is a picture
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# "People who annoy you" "N_GGERS"



oooohhh.. naggers..
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# bwahahahahahah
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
you should be arrested. :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
"Oi Lizzie! Remember that time you dressed as a Gimp for me?"
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahaha ace!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
She's got a really busy day today, what with this, Blue peter and Team 'GB'
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# she must be knackered.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# that went tits as well
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHAH! that expression is PRICELESS!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I.. I just.. don't know :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# PATRICK!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *awards golden nipple star*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# wanna screw?
oh that's a bolt...wanna bolt in my face?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# GET TO DAH OCTAHPUZ!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You loon!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Oh cruel
running in water is haaaard.

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# that's why fish don't have legs.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# One of the many reasons.
Another being that fishslime is not good for trouser wearing.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
yo crazy foo!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# splendid
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# It dances to get noticed.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *notices*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# And this fits in how?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I cannot see that fitting in anywhere

Maybe she's a porn actress. Or maybe her leg has just grow.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
LEFT LEG LONG!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# what the deuce?!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ...
It's in the Wellcome Collection. It's supposed to be a meditation on... oooh... something. I have no doubt of that.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Is he dancing to Popcorn?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I don't understand what this is
Sorry!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it's mofaha's FP monster, naked.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Oh good.
I don't understand what THAT is either!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Was it ever dressed? ;D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# how can one tell? :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# that is creepy and brilliant!
but why compo'ed?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Using anything but the arts package on your computer, recreate some real-world art using everyday objects.
Compo failure sir.(Edit : Decompoed now)

I like your animation, so have a WOO!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# what the????/
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Id's behind you!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Today sees the launch of Vacuous, the new daily women’s magazine made for women by advertisers


Click for bigger (145KB)

Who wants to read about real news! EW, thinking is stupid!
Vacuous knows what women
want and that’s daily celebrity gossip,
lifestyle advice, human interest stories,
horoscopes, new music, film and fashion.
This magazine will satisfy you more than
Cocaine flavored diet pills.



Vacuous is part of GlobalMegaCorp group, all rights reserved.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *applauds*
Jade Goody - My Drugs Hell/My New love/My Rehab hell/My new child etc etc etc

It amazes there's a market for these pieces of shit
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# There is
Closer
Heat
Star
Grazia
OK
...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Millions of bored female secretarys and typists
wasting their lives away reading about the contrasting fortunes of meaningless, talentless celebrities..

Is this the pinnacle of evolution? Is this what we crawled out of the oceans for, I ask you???
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Kerry katona - Look How fat She is!!!! OMG!!!!
Kiera Knightly - Look how Thin She Is!!!! OMG!!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Thanks, but I think I'll stick with my Monthly Condi mag
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I see she's got her reptilian eyes going on on that wee picture on the far right there
:)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# they are terrifying!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hehe
yay at the fucktards who post badly compressed videos on youtube and think they can see reptilian shapeshifting

and they rape all their toys and their pram when they are called idiots

:D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It's Youtube that does the compression though.
I made my one and only video for there and it was in lovely hi definition until I uploaded it to youtube and they raped it with over compression and made it a shitty looking thing full of artifacts.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# yeah, they compress like mad and if you have crap source material to start with once it goes through a few conversions
it all turns to poop

it's still funny though the way folk go on about crap like the reptilian people

:D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# argh!!
my eyes!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# i still love this.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Nail
Head


Thinking of future shop - Political Heat: Gordan Brown shows off his beach attire.
John Selwyn Gummer talks about his battle with prostate cancer.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# yay for mags
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Mmmmm
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# if he steals enough, one day, he'll be able to afford his own bantha*
*or maybe he could get off his lazy ass and steal one

:D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Alrighty then
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHAA!
*dries tear (of laughter)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# MAG THREAD
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# cheater


(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha!
woos and yays
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# arf!
ace!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Pfft!
But sadly he lost the race as the Slamon started swimming upstream....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# up the salmon slalom?

*repeats 10 times whilst eating marshmallows
*sicks
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Barkeep there's a shark in my pint. Again.

No it's a hammerhead this time...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# nicely shopped!
looks like a jewish shark

/racist but jewish blog
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# after drinking all that beer....
no wonder he looks hammer-head
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# punz
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# jews
are not a race. Just another religious cult.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# are you angry at everything?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I'm not angry at anything.
I just prefer things to be factually correct.

I am quite annoyed at religion per se but that's because it is halting the progress of civilisation.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# How?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I just feel that religion
and of course the intolerance to others of differing opinions is stifling the progression of humanity. If we could just ignore it and get on then things would be better. The sooner we are all brown and put superstitious nonsense in the past the sooner we will be able to progress as a species.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# 'jewish' = race
'judaism' = religion
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# No,
Jewish = Someone who practises Judaism.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# no..
unfortunately, with my people.. it's not like that
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Incorrect.
Jewish simply means one of the jewish faith.

Jews can be of any race as it is a choice. I can become jewish tomorrow. Being Caucasian I would have a slight problem becoming Asian tomorrow.

If you want jews to be a race of home sapien ( which is impossible of course, as religious choice has nothing to do with genetic make-up ) then you would have to allow that Catholics, Muslims and Shintoists were also a race.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8839905
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Nouns can refer to more than one thing. (eg. Jewish race, Jewish religion)
Also, other words can mean more than one thing, and AMAZINGLY more than one meaning can be correct.

In this case, race has more meanings than the scientific meaning.

Now we know that you've studied something at school, but do be a dear and don't do the common thing of assuming that your piece of domain specific knowledge means that you are the worlds authority on all related, or *apparently related* in this case, matters.

You're the only one here specifying races in the biological classification sense of the word.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I apologise for ruffling your feathers.
I just fail to see how anybody educated can confuse ethnicity ( which is social ) race ( which is genetic )

you can't argue that arab/armenid hybrids are the same as northern Europeans yet they are both the majority make up of the Jewish.

Even Israel's law of return defines a jew as "Definition 4B. For the purposes of this Law, "Jew" means a person who was born of a Jewish mother or has become converted to Judaism and who is not a member of another religion." which means that I can convert and go live in Israel as a Jew in whatever time period that process takes. But I remain Caucasian ( if somewhat brainwashed )
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# But I'm not talking about genetics or Israeli law
I'm talking about language. Race is not just genetic, that's only one definition. Go and look at the OED definition, that's the closest thing we have to an official language reference, and it's very clear.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hate to disagree old chap but....
www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/race_2?view=uk

"3. a group of people sharing the same culture, language, etc.; an ethnic group."

Of course not all people who are members of the Jewish religion can be called members of the Jewish race.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# That's a view
of etymology and not science.

and I re-iterate, if you can be a race of jews you can be a race of catholics based upon the same criteria
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# if you want the scientific view
there is evidence that seperate groiups of jewish peopl around the world have a common genetic history

EDIT: actually just ask My Ass Is On Fire... he'll know
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Of course there is.
Because they are arabs.

The idea of being Jewish came from a group of two separate cultural groups, one Egyptian and one Canaanite ( Jordanian ) who shared a religious view that was not tolerated where they lived and so they moved ( widely accepted as the seeds of the exodus story ) into Palestine in order to escape religious intolerance and of course just stirred up more. So Jews who are arabs share a genetic trait. The same as the Caucasian jews from Northern European stock do, but neither are of the same racial stock.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# btw
i saw your little flounce a while back
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# What?
I don't do flouncing. I do trolling for personal entertainment.
And if you have given up arguing anthropology with me ( which is a good idea ) then you may fuck off because outside of debate I'm not willing to converse with you given the vile abuse you have subjected me to in the past.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# haha you keep bringing that up
but youve let to tell me what it was
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# It's a view of the English language actually.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# A hair of the shark that bit you?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Man goes in the cage
Cage goes in the beer
... shark's in the beer

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# that looks fantastic!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# it tastes really awful though
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Cider FTW!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# This story makes me really fucking angry.
How fucked up is a world where that means you go to prison!?

Worst of all is the genuine criminality in Dubai that not
only slips under the radar unpunished but, in lots of cases
is almost government sanctioned.

Fuck religion... All of it you cunts.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# yeah he should have ordered a white wine spritza
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *votes Collatallie Sisters for president/pope*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# it's only a crime if foreigners do it
or you get caught

or something
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# If you're going to live in a foreign country you have to live by their laws
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# or kill them all.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Or kill them all and eat their brains
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# from orbit
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ^ this
if they didn't research local laws etc, then it's their own stupid slaggy fault.

You may not have meant that Babs, but I'm off on a rant now.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I did mean that
Same as I meant it when that stupid teacher named her bear Muhammed...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Now see, that I'm less ranty about
as I can see totally how she could have got confused there. But to go slutting around in Dubai of all places just seems a bit too idiotic for me. I don't know, I'm most likely wrong.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I'm not objecting to that
I'm objecting to the fact it's fundamentally wrong in the fucking first place.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# This^^^^
But the fact of the matter is that if they were doing it on Camber Sands they also would have been arrested!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Or protest to get your own brought in
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# yes, flee oppression, come to another place, demand the rules from the place you were oppressed
then blow stuff up

and refuse to go to the place you came from because they don't take kindly to that kinda crap

and, erm 3) Profit?

it's all rather odd when you think about it.

:D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# haha lolol
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# that hotel looks too much like the spinnaker tower for my liking...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Gary Spinnaker?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# =D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *sneaks in and vomits*
Free Image Hosting


*runs away*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Good grief!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ....
.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# huuuraaay for clowns
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Your circus' dead, there's something wong
(come on, someone get it)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Throw your custard pies and put your clown shoes on
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# High FIVE.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# arf! :)
Check ignition and may doors fall off real soon
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# How goes it, Archie?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# very well, I am beating the Man-flu: Part 2, which I appear to have
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Top banana. I have never had man-flu.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# You women have it too easy
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Except for the 'shoving a tennis ball through a straw' thingie.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# new balls?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I'll say.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# and the papers want to know whose shoes you wear
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Now it's time to drive the clown car if you dare
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# oh
my
god...

elaborate and delightfully spangy!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# that deserves a spanging of epic proportions!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ohmygod!
SPANG
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# harrow prease!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Oh dear!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# :D buffoon
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# arf!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Oh....FUCK!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Oh...
For fuck's sake...


*click*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopper and The sims 2
Nighthawks, Automat, Office at night. Not very good, but they look decent in the game.
Lego Nighthawks wins everything, though.





I made them because real life pictures look out of place in the game.
And I love the compo already :) Everybody is so awesome...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# god damn hippie.
woo though
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Those
are good...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I love the nighthawks one
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# no door..
fake
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i did a version of the middle one for gcse art
many moons ago
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# "Not very good"?!
You lying cunt! X(

*clicks hard*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# happy L.E.Ds are happy.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# aw....
proof that you can anthropomorphise anything!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hehehe
It's making me smile, so that's probably a good thing
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# And now I am too :D
Photobucket
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# PACMAN GHOSTS.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# ARGH CANNOT UNSEE.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Wacca wacca wacca wacca
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# YAY FOR HAPPY LEDS!
:D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Yay! :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# i made this in real life when i was 9 :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ...and LEDs
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I can go to a gallery without leaving my computer....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# howdy
monkeon
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# howdy-ho!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# ooh, i forgot about Damien Hirst.
right, i'm off to chainsaw a shark for this week's compo, brb.

edit: how rude of me, i dropped this: WOO
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# haha!
nice take on the theme...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Yay Monkeon!
The king of the compo suggestions :D

Are they all naked?

Edit: Bit big there fella ;)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# i like the idea of having everyone you have ever slept with in an excel spreadsheet
0kb :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ha.
Amen to that :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# we could totally sleep with each other
1kb :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Result!
We should totally get TuTT/Jessie/Face to join in.

2kb \o/
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I'm worth more than 1kb alone!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Its uber compressed.
edit: oh ok 1.4kb it is. And thats final :P
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Haha.
Im glad someone said that. It was the perfect set-up.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Happy to oblige :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Excellent
I'll go get Prof KM and we can get started
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] A piece of art, you say?


Apologies to all. Spang away.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# nice tache!
woo
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Oh god
I may have to hurt you now
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# heheh
art
arf
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Please collect a spang from the small table by the door as you leave
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I consider myself
thoroughly and deservedly spanged
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Arf!
Heres to you....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hahah, oh dear oh dear.... I guess a good spanging is in order!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# THE TENSION IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# HOLY CARP ON A STICK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Recently I've been bumming around Edinburgh
but I've been too drunk to do anything.

That's the life.

There is some sort of film/animation on it's way, hopefully in the next two weeks.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hurrah.
This is good news.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# BUTTERS!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ello ello ello
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Erm.. stay with it for 1 second and you'll find out she's been squashed.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Ha, nice style!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
fantastic!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# you WOULD say that
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Well how could it fail being my brainchild?!
'ningles matey.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# you have wins
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
ace...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# what will happen? :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *plays piano*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Furiously?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Most definitely
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# with all diminished chords . . .


(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Piss
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Fetch the mop
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# yay-movie of the year
*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *provides accompanying fast piano music*
Cool, Mr Lemon.
I had a dream last night that b3ta had changed design into a shitty grid style layout. :( it annoyed me.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# It was awful!
You could only see the first reply for each thread and...OH GOD THE HUMANITY!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# your dreams came true!
www.cooliris.com/site/support/download-all-products.php

edit: although it doesn't seem to be working at the moment
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# oh my gosh, you are a beautiful man.
i do not, however approve of nicking someone elses style in this manner.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# :( SAD TIMES.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Your profile contains 1000% awesome.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# tah moochly
it's a Dydactarontaurus Cunt, for obvious reasons.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# YYYAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I made one with sock...but I couldn't get it optimised :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# eek! *panic laden piano music*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] You really don't want to know what's in a sausage...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# is it prime steak?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I wish...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# is it
sausage meat?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# a cows penis
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# how rare
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I already know
I saw that documentary
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha ace.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# That's fabby!
sau·sage /ssd or, especially Brit., ssd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[saw-sij or, especially Brit., sos-ij] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. minced pork, beef, or other meats, often combined, together with various added ingredients and seasonings, usually stuffed into a prepared intestine or other casing and often made in links.

Hope that helps:P
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# you forgot
E's 194, 275 and 201, and monosodium glutamate
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Links is that way ----------->
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# No that was is my right speaker.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Damien Wurst
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
fabsome
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# smashing
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# thanks very much!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# is that a harry potter book
in the middle?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Book.
If it is Harry Potter, it's an even better spot than my spotting of Magnus in his earlier (Dali) posting.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# 'fraid not....
It's a dictionary of slang.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Inspired by below


EDIT: putting this next to Ian's... it looks shit. Sorry. Must try harder.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Alright!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# pffffffffft
:) :) :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha I like that!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# spang
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# photoshop police says:
NO SHARK
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

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