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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# hurray halloweenie icons!
(i can't really make out what that's supposed to be on her shirt)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# it's a large cumstain
shaped like a polar bear and its cub
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# f...f...f...f...f...f...f...f...f...furtive!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# oh NOW i see it.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# *is suddenly swayed and votes McCain/Palin*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# omg!!
what a great Halloween picture!!!!

... wait.. what you mean it's not?

HAPPY 'WEEN B3TANS!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# HH
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Happy Pumpkin Day!
Or Bat Day respectively.

:D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Would . . . like to see her bipolar and bare . . .
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# bindun sucker
but not one person noticed

www.b3ta.com/board/8890200
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# what the hell!?
hahaha

man, we have to stop hanging out together... this is getting ridiculous
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one on its way, you picked up the earlier one i take it
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# yep, it's a cracker
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *cackles*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
i likey a lot

w/y/h

*click*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# This is lovely :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Merry Sporoween !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# This is ace.
:)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# That am good
That is
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Lovely!~
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# that is lovely
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# haha :D
mmmfff mmmmff
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I love this!!
It looks just like her too!!

... wait.. what? It's not Sarah Palin?

oh.. and *GLEES* on the orignal postage too :) Happy 'weenie
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Mummystein !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Lovely atuff!
Woo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# "I like this" doesn't even come close.
I absolutely love this. You really ought to get this on a tee-shirt, and I don't mean cafe press.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# incredible.
and, what mofaha said, but x 13. you really could market this (and a lot of your work) if you wanted to.

i wonder what the market would be for downloads of this so that people can take it to local print shops and have it put on shirts/cards/plates and all that. our markets are moving even further toward the sale of digital information and not goods with a physical presence - combine this with environmental concerns (the fuel for shipping, sweatshop labour, the ability to put this on a shirt you own rather than buy another new thing) and the rising costs of shipping and i think there's plenty of room for us to develop this type of market.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Biting political satire?


Or just a sad attempt at humour? I'll let you decide.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I'm undecided
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# *passes coin to toss
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# bought porn with coin...
....and then tossed.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# no pride there, just good old prejudice
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# No pride . . . only pre jew dice . . .
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
also i give you sharia palin

a far sadder attempt at humour
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# She's showing too much skin.
Stone her
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
#
stone her

give it her up the jacksie
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Hot bling !
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Some charities don't have much luck
img007
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# isn't that just a advert for childnre with leukaemia?
or have you actually shopped something?
edit : top lurkage btw
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Yeah,
those fucking kids with leukaemia and their adverts ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# <joke goes here>
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# (|) < cock goes here
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# the bbc are saying they were on speed
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# speed dial
to sachs' phone
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Oh snap!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# they have replaced his chat show with speed
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Dirty Rotten Scoundrels would have been better
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# yes it would have
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Yes
more of this
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# wis?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Pffft!
Mind if I plop this pea from the wee hours here?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Lazoring Pumkins
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# *speechless*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# High tech smashings . . .
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# a mini-skugosaurus!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Cor
Woo
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# SPELLCASTING
W-O-O
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# COD-EYE LASERS!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# haha!
those pumpkins are smashing.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] from the ancient book of racially insensitive japes...


now to beat myself to death for this awful sin
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# RIS?
gawd i havn't said that in ages!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
Just had our first "trick or treat"ers.
Dad set the jack russell on them saying she's a killer.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i've gone for the lights off and pretend we're not in approach
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# snap
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ditto
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Touche
(I never know when to use this word in the right context)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# well technically you'd use it if you were fencing someone and they poked you
(i think)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# get your hand out of oh... i read that wrong
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# not in this context
:P
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# We're watching telly in the front room, that won't work :[
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# buy some curtains you cheap skate
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# We have curtains,
the light shines out of the edges.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# fit smaller windows then!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# sod it
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# buy some bigger curtains you cheap skate
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# you have shit curtains
/aicmfp
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Well technically they're my dad's,
I don't live here.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# get out of my house!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# turn the contrast and brightness down so low it barely casts a light
, that'll show the fuckers. it'll also make your tv viewing a bit shit though.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# i've set the tortoise on them
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Oh shit, that's nasty.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# It is when you live on the third floor.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Is a teenage mutant ninja one?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# nah
a Roman one, spears and everything
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# lol
Me dad once kept a jehova's witness at the door for an hour; our dog run out and jumped up on the witness while wagging his tail.
"Oh, errr, what's the dog's name?" asks the witness.
"SATAN."
He genuinely said "Errr, down Satan..."
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# best one was
my mate said he was a devil worshipper and asked them into watch him sacrifice a chicken to satan.... they declined (ok so he was eating chicken burgers - but you know!)... but they never came back
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# haha
they always come round when i've just got out of bed, and run like buggery once they've shoved watchtower at me


tried using my nephew against an animal charity collector the other week but the little bastard behaved impeccably
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# same here
Id got the dog all wound up...baseball bat ready

it was a sweet little 3 yr old girl. i gave in but dont have sweets so she got some brie and a satsuma
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# god I bet she was cheesed off!
ha ha
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# her mum was a bit surprised
i suppose she doesnt have any red wine at home

my mrs says its odd givign brie but id like to be given some.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# why yes
it would be a brie-lliant gift

ha ha
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# dinner dinner dinner
i'm hungry dinner dinner dinner FAT BLOKE
FAT BLOKE, FAT BLOKE!
*eats cake*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# *kidnaps SKuG*
.






















*eats SKuG*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# ^^ Homoeroticism
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# i really hope thats not in a sexual way...
*deploys spikes*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# How about another TV dinner ?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# nom nom nom
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ^^ Tellyeroticism
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Name that fluffeh!
My housemate has just got a shiny new male ferret that needs a name.

so far all we can come up with is Ferrety and Toby.

suggestions please.



Click for bigger (349KB)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# "Faq"
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Chutney.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# what you say?

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# i don't mean to be rude...
but how have you shopped this image?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# He removed the third eye
from his forhead
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# is that a can of anal lube on the counter?
i'm starting to worry
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# We could call the ferret
Goatse!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I real life I have an eye patch
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# for my third eye
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# do you have a shoe
For the third leg?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# This can not be true,
you didn't end your sentence with Arrrrr!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# call it Flickr.
or threadwasting cunt. He'll love that.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# piss
flaps
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Fluffbag Cottonmouth von Carsonburg XXIV
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# stinky malinky
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# lil' bastard
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# quick
delete this thread and post a new one without any image before people get pissed off
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Tell the ferret to change it's T shirt
that's my suggestion ;)

*What about Bryan? (Bryan Ferret)- ducks*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Not Bacon Sandwich then?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Or Will
as in Will Ferret, the famous comic actor.
Or Effor, as in F for ferret.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Manuel
Nokia
Chardonnay
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# the cheapest i've found Painter X for £100
would like a real copy, not a hookie one
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I got mine
in a paint tin with a T-Shirt. Which is nice.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# was it manys moonies?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Yes.
and frankly a shiny paint tin and a T-Shirt was not worth the extra.

You can get it from here for $90 downloaded.
It is geniune ( not sure if reselling OEM is within Corel's rules for OEM vendors but there can be no law against it )
Being OEM you can't register it with Corel or get any Corel support.
Which makes it exactly the same as if you got it from a torrent and used a keygen to use the register by phone option.
softwarevending.com/info-Corel_Painter_X.html

edit:// Fucking hell. The bastards have halved the price I paid for my special edition.
tinyurl.com/5uqb2j
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# no, been there done that
Will pay a bit more and get a hardcopy for a change
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Clive.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Barack Hussain Obama
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# FttlttlstoniteQA_=jtae-jtet]-ij]
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Considering you posted this on Hallowe'en.....
....How about a "Horror" related name e.g. "Freddie", "jason", "Kruger", "Salem" etc.?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Looks like a Twunt to me.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# YOU WILL CALL HIM TIMMEH
AND HE WILL BITE YOU ON THE NUTS!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Brian
Brian Ferret
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Inauguration Day Gaffe


PS sorry Barbarossa just saw you'd done something similar. wiv rispeck etc.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# hey how come you got a bat...
...and i got a pumpkin?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# boobs
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It's shitty bat lasers
and i won't be told different ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# you sees what you sees
i sees what i sees, all i knows is i prefers what i sees
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# space bats
classic arcade action!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Because you smell like wee and
you look like Liz Smith ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ah the wee...the wee....
that reminds me

*empties bladder into pants*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# What have I got?
:-/
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Ugh
I have a British Gas smiley flame.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# one leg longer than the other?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I think I saw him down the corner shop earlier, you know.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Haha,
Bless him
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] not really worth its own thread

btw she is either pulling out a katana or trying to
grasp her leather hoodie


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I am so hard right now!
Woo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# WHOA!
new icons?!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Evening Squire!
Yep, just for tonight I believe :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# pumpkintastic!
right!
i was just poking my head in.
the wifes off out, so i'm drinking and playing lego star wars on the PS3.
TARAA!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Laters!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# or doing pilates
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# :S
had to look that one up. lol
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# NICE!!~
and did I mention there is a place to submit these? I'd be remiss if I didn't let you know...




www.m3essential.com/sarah

nsfw!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I saw it earlier on and it was part my inspiration
edit : I have emailed it at you terminal velocity 100%
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# haha!
hoodie FTW!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# possibly manipulating her 'eagle-eyes' switch...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# ....erm is it still okay to shoot tresspassers?
*loads shotgun*
i forgot it was halloween....
this compo stilll on? sheesh i'm bored of america now, start a new country please?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I CREATE
LOLISTAN!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# who is stan?
i'm confused
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# It is the accepted suffix for any country
with towel headed folk.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Accrington
Stan?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Who are they?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# expand on this theory using only types of cake
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# needs tidying but you get the idea...

Paint.NET really needs a feather tool :|
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# use a soft edge
brush or airbrush with the eraser tool and lower the opacity to erase edges and give a blended effect.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# i read edge as egg...
marvelous. :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# ya
haven't looked in the plugins forum for a while ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Pfft!
It is the spoon that really makes this pic :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# no it wasn't
it was bopniblets

:P

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# all I really need is a knife
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# hazaa!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Obama or McCain?
I think it would be fair to say most people here are going for Barack.

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I think that would have worked better with Black but,
Pfft nonetheless!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Just for you ;)
- You could be right.

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# *cough*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Mr Toast
That's superb!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# i especially like the use of the wilhelm scream
:)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# You old sod you!
I akwally love the album:) (they could have done better though).
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# WOW!
awesome stuff mate!~
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# nicely done
oooh, where's the nice piccies gone?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# This is why we can't have nice things!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# no, we can't have nice things because you keep stealing them
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# what the?
was someone rude to the chap?
I know I suggested he combine posts before people got grumpy but I don't think that was a request to fuck right off
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# you shower of cunts
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# teflon coated, piss stained, midget vomiters!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# if you are teflon coated how can you possibly be piss stained?
you great flaming loaf of baked baby puke
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# it's the midgets being vomited that are pissed stained.
delapidated 16th century wombat fancier.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# ahhhh.. understood
you great mass of congealed mucus
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# fornicatery badger inducing orginal sin machine.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# *cries*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# it was just fornicatery inducing original sin machine
but i realised that was majoritively a compliment... it's rather lovely how much difference an addition of a badger makes :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# and it happened on there 28th day of being here
and it is Halloween, are we going to become Zombies?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# top pootlin'!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# What just disappeared there?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# McCain and Obama it seems
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Would that it were.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# That brought memories of Robert Robinson flooding back :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Doesn't he make lemon barley water?
EDIT: 'ow's tha peg Pegg?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# If only.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# hehe

Hello hello everyone. I'm Nancy and Ronal Reagan
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# That's a bloody good Halloween costume
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I'm particularily pleased with the airplane
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# must have taken you ages! love it!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# If I were a merkin I would too
Noy in a sexual way obviously.
:)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Deathsicle


I'll get my cloak...

yes, I know it's technically a scythe... and sickle has a k... work with me here people!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# just do
cocksicle the way you planned and have it over with ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# who's cocksicle? A member of /board I've not had the pleasure of?


...yet
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# DELETER
pah

lick that death
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Pesky Little Comicses
15. Halloween Special


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I endorse this image :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
/Mirth from beyond the grave blog
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# lol
rape is fun :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Have you tried drawing Rorschach from Watchmen?
I'm quite interested in what it would look like given all your characters look slightly like him.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# will perhaps have a go...
although I'm about to have a fight with an image compo entry that may take a few days
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha!!~
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha
although I'm morally outraged by these outrageous rape comments *phones ofcom... ofcom is busy with Daily Mail Readers...*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast : Pinky and McCain
One is disingenuous the other insane...


This is what happens when you only have paint .net at your disposal, and absolutely no experience of using it.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# *Haunts*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)
# .
This is what happens when you only have and FAQ at your disposal, and absolutely no experience of using it.
/unnecessarily harsh, but pasanonic will be along in a mo, so it's good preparation...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Ahhh but I'm not out to win
I'm here to laugh.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# then this could very well have been popped in as a reply to someone else's post
thus not potentially knocking off something new and creative from the /board :)
Just saves people going a bit 'wappy' over someone reposting in a new thread :D
Happy days
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Meh
Like I care!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# you
don't care that the site and the sites owner say not to post old images in a new thread?
That sir makes you an inconsiderate cunt.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Thats the spirit :D
don't let em bring you down with rules, man.
stick it to em
give em hell
slap its ass and send it in
fight the power
bring the noise
bite the hand that feeds you
fuck em in the hole
shoot it up your twun flaps
bang it on the counter
screw it to the dash board
hold it in a stiff breeze
slam it under a car bonnet
then soak in warm cod liver oil for 7 hours at gas mark 6.

and if that doesn't work fuck off
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# yes
you cared enough to post it fucknob...

so was it internet stardom you craved? or just parkinsons making you push the buttons without realising?

mate take a flying fuck into a tesco lorry on the M4 jct 6 at 7.12am next saturday wearing green - best regards from Johnny Ross.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# *collects soul*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# what's with monkeon's FP?
who broke it? I know that the mantra for this site is comedy not quality, but you can't read that to laugh at!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Woids
Many many woids!

EDIT: Is it just me or does b3ta run off seppo tiem with a GMT adjustment?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# it's not that theres too many
when he first posted it it was legible and it is very funny.
But he's resized it so that it'll go on the FP, but it's knackered
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Shirley if it got Fped
Then he couldn't resize it was it was set in stone
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# you can change your file once it's up
or at least you can when you host on B3ta hosting
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# true
I'd change it to 3000px wide:)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Somebody thought it was a good idea to cut Wil's
picture in half to fit the FP. It's going downhill. Ah well, what do I care? I never go there anyway ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# 'comedy not quality'?
is that another change around these parts? crikey, it's all been going on this week..
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# its always been there, that it doesn't need to be a massive file to carry a joke
and its not an art site its a humour one etc etc
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I was merely trying (and failing) to be funny
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ah, please supply a description of your joke with all future comments
(so that it can be reviewed and deemed acceptable by the Daily Mail)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha :)
having a fine hallow's evening, squire?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# will do once I finish up a review and go and start drinking
then will settle down to some scary movies and whatever pick and mix is left over from any trick or treaters
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# eh?
I can't read it either but it's Monkeon silly. He has a 'direct to FP button'.
He could shit in a saucer and photo it and the mods will be falling over themselves to be the one who FP's it.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Ohh, that's odd...
I'd have thought a GIF was a GIF was a GIF. It's perfectly legible in Firefox but I just switched my rendering engine to IE and, as you say, it's knackred. How queer!

In which case - get a proper browser, sonny! XD
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I can't read it in
Firefox on account of the text is tiny.
As I said, I don't use the FP and only went to see what Toasty's fuss was.
At my resolution it's impossible to read the text and I can barely make it out even dropping it right down to 1280x1024.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I generally don't go to the FP either
And I'll admit that at 1920x1200 I'm taxing my defective eyeballs to the limit too.
I just found it peculiar that the two browser engines show a GIF differently and it's definitely worse in IE - no reason why the shouldn't I suppose. Oh well, it's hardly going to spoil my week.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Just checking that out
and in the IE engine I can't read it at any resolution. The font scaling is totally tits up.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Oh yeah
that's because firefox started scaling pictures with proper antialiasing in a recent version, and IE still does it the old way.
I guess the magic donkey uses firefox.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# ahhh, I didn't know that
You know that's the first genuine reason I've heard to choose Firefox over IE
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I still use IE on one machine.
And I absolutely despise browser snobbery but I must admit that after using Firefox ( and more importantly the fantastic addons you can choose ) there really is no reason to ever use ie again. Firefox really does become so much easier to use and wonderfully enough if you are working on content you can get an addon to quickly swithj between renderers so that you can see what it looks like in both.
As I said, being a snob about FF is being a twat, especially when idiots try and belittle those who are clever enough to use ie without succumbing to the trojans ( not visiting the porn sites these tits go to is a start ) but personally I'm finding fewer reasons to want to go back since FF3 came out.

Just my 2 pennerth
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# i was wondering what the fuss was about, being able to see it ok in FF
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I'll swoop in and save the day and let them use my JFK picture to fill the comic void!

...please...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
# stop moaning and all that
but this pic makes me rofl all the way to the bank
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# The faq says don't do it.
And Rob says don't do it. I don't mind people making mistakes, it's when people do it, say they are doing it and then say fuck you when people complain, it's unfair to all the new stuff on the page.
This image is my protest to this practise and ironically as it has been pointed out, I will be using it a lot ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# also...what's wrong with paint.net?
Its great in many ways
especially the unlimited history
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Beware the Cock of Death!

bored senseless in work, managed to doodle this without management seeing lol
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# the cock weeper
is that a picture of management?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# dangler management?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# spunk management
ta for the link, they look good
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I use them for all
my PC purchases and have a trader account. Been using them for at least 7 years, never had a problem. ( I have had dead on arrival items which you will always experience if you buy from a wholesale warehouse supplier often enough, but exchange is quick, easy and no questions asked. )
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# that was a bit stinky winky
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# im sorry, im a little death
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# beendun :p
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)
# YAZZAM!!!!
HOOPLA thats it right on the button.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# splendid!~


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I just made a little cat

It can go here.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# The last time I saw you
you were hovering close to 40 000 and teasing us.
I obviously missed it!
*sniff*
Woo to Jeccy's cock death picture.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Is it a spunky scythe?
Woo pic :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
#
That's exactly what I saw during my near death experience.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# A giant cock with a scythe?
I don't want to take what he's taking :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# ha ha
grim
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.
next time I shoot someone I could be arrested.Wilma I promise you; whatever scum did this not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now let's grab a bite to eat.
There's a 50/50 chance this hasn't bindun although there's only a 10% chance of that.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# WAH! WHY HAVE THEY MADE US ALL PUMPKINS :D
DAMN YOU Cr3!

Edit: Rar! I am Bat :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ooh what am I?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# You are a boring old pumpkin.
I however, am mega win! Unlike you :P

:D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# testing

edit: fuck!!

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Ha!
All of you fear my Bat :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Mwa ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# find Deep Elem
they are good, found them a few years ago
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Okey doke.
I am downloading some Dears now. I have a feeling I may have seen them live, their name rings a bell....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# there isn't much deep elem about
if you have a job finding any, say and i will rip the ones i have
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# well
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# class!~


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# just a little to the right
and i woulda got him... but then the bat head doeant quite stretch up high enough.
edit : also i love your ghost
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I want grumpy bastard icon
that shows my anger at having to put up with an Americanised night of begging driven by the desire to fuel Hallmark to more profit!.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# penny for halloween mister?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I'll cunt you right in the fuck
if you are not out of that gate in 15 seconds . ( hang on, I know I locked that. )
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# *leaves flaming bag of dog shit on doorstep*



*rings bell*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# haha!!!
trick!! egg his house!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# what the?
COOOOOOOL!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Coloured Icons ftw though :D
\o/
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# It certainly livelies things up
I'm looking forward to Christmas now :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# i know
I would like to see the colour icons for good, its nice to see a bit more colour on here
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I like the novelty special occasion-ness of them
but agree that the extra colour to break up the grey background does look good
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# clicky
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post292410

I like the special occasions ones, but there is only so much grey one person can take
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# How about only doing them in red though.
That way it looks like a really weird crass version of schindler's list.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# :)
Maybe I should try and donate again, for the third time...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I've always thought that coloured icons would be nice
but only special ones, like for being picked as the challenge winner, things like that.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I like that idea
b3tan of the month or something
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# fucktard of the week.
I know a few might fight for permanent ownership of that one ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# How about a poppy?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Allowed
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# coloured icons are nice as a novelty
there's something theraputic about having a grey and bland layout,
it's perfect for some posts.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)
# That is a top idea
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# now I like this! :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit
mixing up my films with Leslie Nielsen in . . .

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Clarence, Shirley?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Roger, Roger
RogerWhat's our Vector Victor?

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Over, Oveur....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Oi,
your hats all wrong :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Shaddap, Bat-girl
Bat-girl*tweaks bat-ear*

*flings across drink-laden table*

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# When will you ever let me forget :(
;) How do Davey?

EDIT: * beats up Dave* GIVE ME MY ICON BACK YOU!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Shush!
*licks table*

I'm drinking!

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# does anyone know a good site to get memory sticks from, i'm after a memory stick pro duo


hahahaha, they have replaced Jonathan Ross with speed, are the bbc trying to say they were on speed
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# www.mymemory.co.uk are good I think,
I quite like dabs.com too.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# cheers mate
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# No problem.
Ebay could be worth a check too :D

I have had good experiences with this site too:

www.crucial.com/uk/store/flashmemory.aspx
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# god no
i only sell on there
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# The other site I just linked you are very cheap and reliable normally.
When I got the RAM for my laptop, they were about 40% the price of anyone else I checked, and I had it next day, without even paying for the express postage :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# i will put all my findings into a report
and then present it to the first cat i see
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I am pleased to hear this!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Amazon.co.uk are relatively cheap
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# camera
looked on amazon, play.com (who i buy most of my stuff from) were taking the piss
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Niiice Beaver!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# HEY ICONS?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# WHY I NOT BAT :(
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Because you naughty !
- Me naughty also.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# i liek punkings
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Pumpkins are Smashing
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Your joke makes me sad....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# You don't like smashing pumpkins?
typical bat!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# do i get one?


edit: evidently not. sucks :(
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Apparently not
you need to have donated to b3ta to get your icon and thusly your icon becomes a halloween themed one. DONATE NOW! STEAL MONEY FROM ANDREW SACHS!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# this is woo
police squad for the win :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Police Squad should be compulsary viewing
for kids under the age of 7.

No reason why.

WHY HAVE THE ICON GODS FORSAKEN ME, WHY???!??
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# haven't you got a choice?
I have, it is nice to have coloured icon for a change
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# but
black is a combination of all the pigment based colours. mine is an absense of light however.
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/01/080123-darkest-mat.html
edit : uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hlynf--lsxA
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] back stage pass baby xD

edit : woo to the op btw... edit 3: heck why not i will compo it.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# rawr
xD
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

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