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DeRis 1: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayley_cropper
DeRis 2: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopper_Read

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

Your disclaimer makes it even worse!!! ;)

ning board

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

I'm a victim of 'passive' watching.

My wife's the addict.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

Me too!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

*offers sympathy*

Be strong!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

lol

Cropper Read, awesome :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

Cheers!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

yay for the chop!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=85qcMFDYbsw

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

fake..

ear's still intact :P

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arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

After a flurry of icons, I finally read what size they should be . . .

I finally read what size they should be . . .so I've resized some and added some new'uns.

EDIT: Now with added darker croissant! I fecking spoil you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

is that a dildo or a frenchie?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

Excellent!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

which?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

I particularly like the dragon and instruments

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

trumpet ftw

what's that first one?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

Welsh dragon, apparently.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

oh yes so it is

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

^ needs more falling down drunk on Cowbridge Road East

/hates Cardiff blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

I had a very nice Turkish meal on CRE on Saturday

Although 2 of my party were bothered by the same pissed-up woman
asking for a light while trying to stay on her heels.
And this was only 7.00pm.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

less of the apparently, you!

you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

Welsh dragon apparently

??

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

LESS!

LEEESSSSSS!
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)

Welsh dragon apparently

????

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

Look!

I've added brian text to all of them and the filenames all say what they are! Are your fingers SO crippled that you can't right click? eh? EH!?

s'a Welsh dragon innit!
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

I can't handle such precision at this unearthly hour of the morning

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

is the first one a pile of pubes?

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

Yes*

*no

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

sorry i just saw its a dragon('s pubes)

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

now there's a thing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

I like the trumpet

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

Morning Sir!

Like the croissant muchly.

Edit: Shouldn't the 'darker' croissant be a Chocolatine?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

*inflicts pain (au chocolat)*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

Tell you what - I'll set 'em up

You knock 'em in....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

I like the croissant

it would be perfect with a darker outline.

edit: YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

and some melted butter and jam :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

how can i have one of these icons? oh ignore me i think i just worked out whats going on

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)

PAAAAAAAAY!

About £100 each paypal me and I'll sort it out with rob . . .

EDIT: or . . .
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

=:-O

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

By donating cold hard cash

here: www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/

then you can select from the list of icons in the update your profile section.

The ones above are entries for the icon challenge which means unless they win they wont become available.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

Dildo?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

I like the Jaws.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

Thanks, but I'm not so sure it

but I'm not so sure itlooks immediately recognisable unlike the dragon . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

I thought it was some sort of Welsh hat

with teeth

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

un croissant

svp!

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enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

Eye-eye!

Nice.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

It's licking me, get it off AAAAAAAARCH

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

I'll be glad when this fucking election is over

and we can get back to shopping limes

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

I no

but I have a hangover and I'm terribly bored

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

blessed are the cheesemakers

*edit* this is now on the wall of my office

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

All praise the holy cheeseblesser

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)

haha!

reminds me of "Whistle Down the Wind", for some reason...

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enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

Was imclined to use a "you get away from her, you BITCH" line.

But I thought against it...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)

Sigourney Weaver

makes my man bits feel funny

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

~~bits~~ tits

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

mine too...

it all started with Ghostbusters.

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enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

that makes me feel a litle bit sick

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)

my work here is done

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

It's going to take something like this...

...for him to win! Let's hope we don't see it!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm a bit RIS here mate?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)

I'm glad someone said it

it makes no sense

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)

dear god, its so simple

obamadefeatsmccain.jpg

see!!!

:P

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)

*psst*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Defeats_Truman

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)

*gets*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

Ohhhhh

Ta!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

I did know this

just laffing at the uninformed :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)

Hmm

www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=97

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

lol

We get customers who claim to be "Microsoft Certified Technicians" who don't know how to find out what version of Windows they are playing Solitaire on.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

what does R.I.S. mean?

I guess I didnt lurk enough

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)

*smoosh*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

That is fucking win!!! did you make it?

ADDITION: dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Micto's/

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

what a fab link - thanks!

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

well, in fairness, he is...

Sorry, any excuse ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

:o)

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)

No probs ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)

glad to be a part of histroy

3rd to coin it :-D

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4890991#post4891002

ed: ooops, the linky is off mictos, sorry, didn't notice...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

wow! two helpful responses...

hai popular new person!

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enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

I feel so horny right now

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

ASL?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

It dosnt matter, you would anyway, right? heh

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

ohhh

never knew the origins of RIS

I assumed it meant Random Image Submission

ohh well

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

historilols!

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enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)

Do you back him to score?

Yes....er...no

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

Just saw an old schoolfriend's status on Facebook:

"Dave S----n is: praying for America: Jesus for President."

Yes, yes dear. Whatever you say.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)

Dave Satan?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

Haha yep that's him

He's such a shit-stirrer.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

haha put a meesage on his wall saying something like

"haha you caught religion, no cure for that!!!"

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

im quite annoyed with facebook at the moment, absolutely no-one is taking my trolling seriously.

and they're almost all fucking whining about something.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)

is it mainly 'bring back the old Facebook'?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

no it's 'i should have a myspace because im such a sadarse'

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

I'm actually quite nervous today

I can remember the last election, being convinced Bush was finally out because he'd fucked so much up, was a laughing stock of the world, and most Americans seemed to accept that they needed rid.

But since then I've realised that it was never even likely, the US just has very different values for a president than we'd imagine. They want religion, moral reputability (and this isn't even close to the kind most of the world population think of as a definition) and change without changing anything. Like a child that wants to be seen as grown up now, but doesn't have the years/confidence to actually act it.

I'm hopeful though, it's all us non-Americans can be :)

Oh, sorry- LOL!1!!OHEMGEE MerKIN stereotypes taking piss

Also, like the pic and reference Raindance! WOO

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)

*wrestles onto the sofa*

*HUGS*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

YAY!

*mock-resists*

Mmmm, sofa-cuddles

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

Im very excited about the election and im taking the day off tomorrow so i can sit up all night watching it

whoever wins or loses its going to be one helluva shew

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

yes, yes, religion . . . terrible

yes religion . . . terrible 'ello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

Whatever your beliefs sir

I don't think it's fair to say that to run one of the world's superpowers you absolutely MUST believe in the Christian god, especially given how the Christian word has been misused so badly, and particularly in the country in question.
I'm certainly not suggesting that element alone disqualifies you, I'd hope you could see the distinction.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

yes, yes, religion . . . terrible

yes religion . . . terribleC];0D
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

Cheers

I worry too. What with the Bradley effect and all. Hope it doesn't come into effect and America isn't shown to be the bastion of hypocracy and latent racism that it can be sometimes.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

Newbie here

As I'm anewbie, thought I'd say hi and pop this here...

Click for bigger (162KB)

(daunkle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

Racisizzle.

Edit: first post! Welcizzle, pull up a chizzle and shop a kitizzle.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)

dammit- I got nothing to flame you for

welcome, pull up a muffin

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

0_0

*steps back in amazement*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

to flame you for....

NOTHING

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

pffft

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

I thought it was fritzl for a second

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

Phil Lynott

AICMFP

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

I don't know who Phil Lynott is

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

google

Lead singer and Bass player, Thin Lizzy

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm pretty sure that's Lionel Ritchie before he got that surgery to make him look black

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)

Hello?

is it me you're looking for?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)

Mmmm.

*relurks*

I have lots and lots to do today

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)

put it all off

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)

and all these posts to fit in as well

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

The secret is to work like hell until everyone leaves you alone.

Then, you just need to look pissed off about something.

Also: make sure some work actually gets done at some point.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)

I AM A PROFESSIONAL LIFE COACH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

thin lizzy

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

hahaha!!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

good lord, what an excellent first post!

welcome to b3ta, eat a chair and wear a ktten as a hat, or something....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

It would be wonderful

To see him do Strictly with this barnet...

Edit: How rude of me - Class Post, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

nice!

welcome, shop a kitten, dob in a dealer, and make yourself at home.

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enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

for god's sake....

...a damn fine learner post is this

woo!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)

Hahaha

Welcome to b3ta - You'll never leave!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)

David Dickinson's mum?

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

Welcome aboard...

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Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

So! to celebrate getting a memory stick to transfer my tattyshop stuff to the work computer.

(i have no internet at home, and no tattyshop at work)
I offer you all some cake..... i hope you all enjoy it, specially the ladies

EDIT: also, doesn anyone know if the quotations make this slanderous/libelous?

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

hahaha *orders 20*

...

also...

JOHN LESLIE RAPED ME!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)

ME TOO!

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)

Lucky bastards

He turned me down

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

Don't brag.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

9 out of 10 people

prefer gang rape.

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

my favourite joke in the whole wide world.

but i prefer "9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape"

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)

Jimmy Carr woz 'ere

plus alot more comedians before him...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)

hurrah for slightly complicated workarounds that enable work avoidance!

and now you can get back to doing saucy vectors :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

Got a few already but they're not quite finished........

give it time. (saying that it's taken me over a year and a half since i moved abroad to get a computer and the euqipment to start 'shopping again)

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

erm

slightly too big in file size

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

New rules

100K is a-oh-kay

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

or not. as the case may be.

where have you been since the FAQ was updated?

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

my my you ARE living in the past

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

you really are

a bluff old traditionalist

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enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

*drags himself into 21st Century*

it's getting harder and harder to be a board Nazi.
I remember when this was all just redexes.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)

still is for me, i'm watching through a b3ta mirror and so anything hosted on the b3ta hosting come out as redex.

it's like being on /talk sometimes, without the massive cunts of course.

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

I'm a bit slow this morning

I read that as you were looking at your screen in the reflection of a mirror like Leonardo Da Vinci.
How terribly dim of me.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)

haha!

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enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

hahaha

brill.

I have the perfect delivery company

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

HAHAHA i've always loved this, it's a b3ta classic IMHO

for some reason, for the last few weeks i've just had the phrase John Lesley's patented rapecakes repeating again and again in my head... i had to get it out.

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

lol tiem ............. exhibit A

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

Tah!

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)

AAAAAAAARCH, RUN!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

ooooh

thats nice! :D i lieks it!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

thanks you very lots :-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

more than welcome

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

*holy shitting swans wearing little bowler hats whilst riding mopeds!*

KILL IT!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

Fuck me backwards.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)

*kcuf's AEIYM*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

MYIEA

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

kinky!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

Ok, so now I have the horn massively.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)

*hides*

BTW, Can I leave this Compo Suggestion here!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

*slaps ride about, takes money off it, threatens it with a knife. gives ride heroin*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

You might be wanting this...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

comic relief?

yes please

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)

is mickey mouse fellating him?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

what an ugly pair of cunts

I've seen prettier roadkill....oh wait, you've only doctored one of them :p

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

GO!

GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)

hahahahahaha!

I love this

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

ARGGH

I would kill it with fire!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

or sweaty man-love

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

gobsmackin'lols...........ernie wise ?

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

In cinemas soon...

(

Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

lacist

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

there's a nasty nip in the air

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

Pfffffffffffffffft

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)

this still cracks me up.

(

Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

I just realised

I could've redone this from the original and turned it into a Twin Tower joke...didn't spot them there b4 :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)

hahahaha

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

*points*

YOU!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)

...

Same idea as yesterday, just different execution
b3ta.com/board/8898161

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

hahahahah, *click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

We're going to need a bigger vote - wooyay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

Hahahaha...

*Breaks into hYpe's loft and nicks all Star Wars figures*...*click*

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Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)

Just try it!

Funnily enough they are in the loft...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

Hehehe

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

Fresh of the Minty Falcon!

Sorry, had a Solo-Polo thought that I had to execute!

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Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)

hahah :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)

Hahahaha

Am I the only one who thinks it's very convenient that Obama's gran has died on the eve of the election?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)

Nope, same here

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)

Is the election still going?

Can't they just fuck off already?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)

^ That

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)

And you see the arguements breaking out? Down there \/ somewhere.

That's why they should all fuck off.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)

very convenient.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)

not so convenient for her...

but yeah - as far as timing goes it's suspicious...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)

she probably snuffed it a few days ago.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)

it's a hard man who hears his gran is dead and goes:

"... ACE! keep it quiet for a few days!"

... although he's probably surrounded by people who would make the decision for him... so you're probably right.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)

it's an optimal decision

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)

you're all far too cynical for your own good and there's a man out there who's just got to soldier on.

I don't know either way, but I'd give him the benefit of the doubt rather than immediately jump to the worse of the conclusions.

I know, right? Fuck off back to my camper van, Fae Lennon.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

He's a politician.

He's self-serving, lying scum who prays on the people in order to line his own pockets.

His gran is but a tool to him.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)

this seems a bit extreme.

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

Alright, prove it.

I need a little more than a sweeping generalisation to make me believe the worst of someone I barely know.

(see also: all jews are money hungry rats, all black people aren't really human and make lovely help, all Mexican people wear ponchos)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

politicians tend to prove themselves. think of the former prime ministers of the uk

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

Yes, but he hasn't proved himself to be a git yet

so let him do that before accusing him of being one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)

is there not a reasonable probability of him being a git?

like a majority of the politicians before him?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

So that's license to prejudge?

Because other people have proven themselves to be morally inept there's absolutely no way that he could be any different?

I'm perfectly happy to accept differing opinions here. I suppose I'm just looking on the bright side until given a reason not to. God knows there's enough stuff in the world to depress myself about, I'm not going to waste the one life I've got thinking everything's going to turn out shit if there's a bit of hope. If I did that I'd probably end up lobbing myself off something quite high up. Naive? Yes. But I'm stressed enough.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)

It's not prejudice, I haven't outright said he's a lair/powergrubber

I'm simply muting the possibility of it. And my probabilistic arguments leave the possibility that he is not a git open.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

No I know, I'm just discussing it.

I'm not just talking about your views, but yours and vagabonds, and whoever else wants to discuss it.

Edit: I can see this is not a day for me to be perched atop the board. Bye bye peeplings, see you on a calmer day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

ah but vagabond's trolling to be annoying.

i'm being sort of reasonable...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

I honestly can't tell anymore.

I've discussed it too much, I think. Bye bye Kebs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

No.

Wrong.

He's a politician. All politicians are liars.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

It must be so nice to live in a state of such certainty.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

haha says the aussie ;)

but seriously, you're right there, everyone's wrapped up in the idea that Obama isn't Mccain/Palin and that he is black, but no-one really seems to gather what he ACTUALLY is. i reckon he's gonna win, but i also reckon once he's in he'll fall to pieces (if he isn't killed).

(

Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

I was reading a pretty good article the other day saying that anyone who votes

for Obama because he's black is just as bad as anyone who doesn't vote for him because he's black...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)

totally agree and could say more on the subject except that i promised myself less b3ta time.

(

Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)

I can name a heap of aussie pollies that are lying manipulative bastards

just that most people (in the discussion) would be unfamiliar with their exploits.

*polishes shackles*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)

no need, no need. i'm just fuckin with ya.

i totally agree, our loliticians are just as shit as many others.

I hold out hope for an america under a different type of rule, but i think it's naive to believe in Obama as the single catalyst for change in a nation that's so badly fucked.

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Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

This is absolutely nothing to do with his colour, or religion, or sex, or orientation, or anything other than .

him deliberately seeking a position of extreme power.

I trust no one that seeks power and am immediately cynical about their motives.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

that's a very dull view. how would you prefer it?

some nobody gets power thrust upon him purely because he doesn't want it?

of course he wants power but that's no reason to be cynical, i do agree with the view that a lot of people seeking power are doing so for the wrong reasons, but sometimes you have to suspend dis-believe to allow for hope, otherwise what's the point of participating in society? you might as well become a hermit, only then you'll still be subject to the laws, but with no way of affecting change in them.

(

Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)

Admittedly I do have a rather dim view of humanity.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)

I agree that people are capabale of despicable and disgusting things

and the people most likely to commit these despicable and disgusting acts are people in power ... I just don't feel that one follows directly from the other and that using the death of a beloved relative for political gain is low even by the low moral standards of the political classes.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

He's already ahead in the polls by 10%, now he's going after an extra 0.5% with a risk of a massive backlash?

He's been smart up until now and he has no need to get that desparate.

But yes, I just finished watchin firth goes to washington and it was fucking great.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)

we're just being childish

I don't think anyone legitimately believes that the death of a beloved Grandmother is something anyone would use for political gain, even if they are a politician... very sorry - I forgot about Vagabond.

I don't think anyone who isn't filled with the elemental darkness legitimately believes the death etc etc etc

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)

*points up* really?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

amended

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

I'm not.

although it's just a possibility, and I know he's probably upset about it. But bloody fantastic timing for the sympathy vote.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

it leaves a very sour taste in my mouth...

also - for all the people who feel sympathy because of it, I think the timing causes a proportion (although I'll admit probably a smaller proportion) to be cynical of it.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

but those that are cynical of it were probably already decided voters.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

me? cynical?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

Won't make any difference

as sad as it is, I feel McCain is going to win

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)

hum that would be a massive massive upset.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)

It will be funny to watch all the hippies crying, though.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)

ha ha ha

yeah - that would be funny

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)

I'm not sure he'll win

but he's not as dead in the water as he's trying to make out.

I think they pump something into the booths because a lot of people turn republican at the moment they vote.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)

either that or people enjoy looking broadminded and open when questioned and therefore pledge allegiance to the black man that's gonna "change america" for the better,

but when it comes down to it, they're close minded and scared of change.

(

Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)

I can dig this

but it strikes me that they Republicans have made such a HUGE fuck up of EVERYTHING that you would have to be exceedingly short sighted to think "well - at least they not black and they're pro life and ... blah blah blah"

I suppose we'll find out. Like I say - I think it will be close.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)

Exactly my thoughts...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

I'm not sure why.

But I suddenly have an urge to have some polos.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)

hmmm...

You might be picking up on the super-subliminal message within this Han Solo portrait?

(

Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)

That is giving me the fear

But it's also making me click it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)

Andrew McDavies?

This is most woo.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)

ha ha ha

Bovine's around somewhere too.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)

or he was...

someone blow the Horn of DutchBird, see if you can call him back

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

haha!!

the hero with the hole!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)

Opolobi Wan Kanopolobi

WOO YAY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)

Sublime :)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)

mad mega lols

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

he had 3 brothers you know

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)

Aaaargh!

It burns! X(

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)

Interpolate!

(

Le Snoet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)

meh

ha ha ha ha ha.
Excellent.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)

ARGHHHH

I've still got my toothbrush in my hand and my Spanging pan is all the way over there!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)

Arf!

and 'ning

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)

Hooray for poor image quality-based jokes

Perfect for work...

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)

HA HA HA HA

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)

how's your bathroom wall slugger

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)

*clicketh*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)

ningles sexy bits

how's you and how's the ankle biter?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)

I am exhausted as ankle biter decided I didn't need sleep last night

But I am going over to Grandma Trellis for tea and biscuits, so all is well with the world :)

Your good self?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)

I'm running at 97% efficiency

... I have recollections of slowly working my way through what remained of a bottle of tequila last night, so I think I had a worse day at work than I thought.

I feel great today though. Quetilla cures all ills.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)

ahhh, the first spanging of the day!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)

LIES!

They're all jpg. Can you do the McGanns as well?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)

i like this

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)

Hahahaha...

You loony tune! Mornin' C kick ;-)

(

Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)

Ninj!

ehh, ning!

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)

gleeful pffts

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)

What about Svg Needell?

([sic] You're ad here?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

mommy i'm scared to turn out the light.....

(

sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)

Press ESC to claim your fabulous prize

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)

Gah, McCain!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)

Gah! Same.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)

Sarah Palin.

I can live with that.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)

me too...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)

same here....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)

yarp

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)

The hammertime plugin for firefox makes these games extra fun

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

This is freaking me out...

and pressing ESC provides no respite

Morning all... missed you guys

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)

'ning.

Where you bin?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)

away

but back now

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)

we missed you too :)

*hugs*

does anyone know who this guy is?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)

*feels unloved and unwanted*

sniff

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)

shhhh

*hugs harder*
*makes "I haven't a clue either" faces to the rest of the board over your shoulder*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)

I'm not masturbating

I'm milking my prostate...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)

Americans go to the polls...

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)

They'd have fallen through the ice

(__, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)

~~through the ice~~ down one of Sarah Palin's oil wells

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)

I'd like to fall down her oil well

if you know what I mean

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)

hahaha! I'll be glad when all this election nonsense is over....

'nings to the the whole board without exception!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)

You'll never get to the poles, I'm not being funny but...

What am I trying to say? You're a bunch of fucking elephants!

woo!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)

4th November - The Glowering Pig of Fate

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:39, archived)

hahahahaha.. Now do 'The Sullen Coypu of Destiny'

I approve of this image and therefore will bestow upon it the honour of depressing the a href link that is styled as 'I like This!'

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:47, archived)

'Oi! href link! Your breath smells and you've got gay hair!'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)

Your javascript is whack!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)

Glowering pig knows too much

Very nice PP :D

I'll put this waste of toap here.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:04, archived)

EDIT: My fave pizza place just got in trouble in their home country of NZ

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)

saw that, but can't find the actual adverts online :(

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)

Me neither.

Maybe some of the lil ferreting B3ta beetles can find it.
I did find it very funny but a couple of them were too recently deseased. THeir pizzas rock though and you can pull out a lil assemble yourself coffin from the centre of the box to store your last pizza pieces.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)

Me neither, but I did find this:

Potentially NSFW if your boss has no sense of humour

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)

Foresooth Glowering Pig of Fate

what news from the future do you foretell as t'wit seems bad fortune was to befall us, perchance?

Yay I love this Soothsaying Pork is what is needed to make me glee.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)

Gaaaah! Nooo! Not he and his monobrow testicles!!!

woo.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:22, archived)

Reminds me of Helga from Hey Arnold.

(

stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)

top glower :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)

Is this a comment on the election?

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)

Tuesday puntime: guess the song

File name is a clue

(

Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:07, archived)

easy.

fuck my shit stinks by dayglo abortions.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)

hahaha

Stairway to Devon!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:10, archived)

Eeeeeee!!

So fast? Guess it's an easy one :)

(

Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)

No... it's very difficult

and I'm really clever*

*may be lies

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:15, archived)

Haha

Okay, I'm gonna try to kill time afk before I have to go. Enjoy your Tuesday, b3ta!

(

Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:19, archived)

may contain nuts

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:22, archived)

big, swinging goat nuts. full of satan's angry sperm.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:25, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:26, archived)

double lol both posts

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

I heard a busker playing it at the station this arvo. I thought about telling him to be more creative

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:25, archived)

hahaha

"Oi..! No Stairway"

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:27, archived)

'get some skills lad, learn classical gas' was what I was considering

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:31, archived)

Or try a bit of Paco de Lucia

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=89zM9pZzt0U&feature=related

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:36, archived)

I R

likey this

(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

Story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7707397.stm

in other news: I'm a jobless Giro wrangler!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:05, archived)

who?

sorry about your job loss. maybe you could go take the dead guy's money. he doesn't need it now.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:13, archived)

You'll notice from the report, that his shoes and driver's licence were found....

but no money!

Shush, I'm counting!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:19, archived)

why did you bite his shoes? are you a sex pervert?

can i have some millions? i need a new everything.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:25, archived)

That was that stupid muppet drummer!

anthrax is a-coming his way.

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:33, archived)

i always liked her.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:36, archived)

hahahaha bad hahaha h joke ahhaah.

(

d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:39, archived)

TJ:

Does anyone know where I can get some solid, metallic hydrogen?

I need to be able to transport it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)

yep.

here you are.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:59, archived)

that driver is a paedophile!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)

that's almost as bad as speeding.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)

you need a pressure in excess of 4 million atmospheres

so I suggest getting hold of some regular Tesco Value generic hydrogen and surreptitiously positioning it under the cushion of Vanessa Feltz (or other salad dodging celebrity of your choosing) prior to her assuming the 'seated' position.

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)

Is there anyone I can pay to do this for me

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:04, archived)

You could try the ferryman.

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:05, archived)

...

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OneOfSome, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:54, archived)

charlie brown with hitler hair.

and blue snoopy pining for woodstock.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:00, archived)

heh

compo it!

Casablanca:White House?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:11, archived)

Quick 'wagon before work

eh?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:47, archived)

well, that was obscure.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:53, archived)

arf! :D

must youtube the Max for some childhood memories :D

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)

surely

they must do a "Quo-Hole" at some point

(Chamone2, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)

forced collaboration: craigslist and a dead cartoonist.

personal ad here.

also: kitty toy, box on a rope. also: kitty toy on video.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:29, archived)

hahaha, i like how this starts with 'heres the deal' for some reason.

also nice movie, whats the music?

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d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:37, archived)

some stuff off the youtube selection menu.

i think it was world music: india.

should i link this? it screams out 'anal gang bang!'

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:39, archived)

CATS!

They are specialized.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:39, archived)

they were all lined up waiting to take turns riding the box.

the video just shows a calm, direct ride, i was swinging them around in circles mostly (slowly, but they love to spin).

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:41, archived)

Dirty bear.

Nice music on the vid.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:45, archived)

heh, thanks.

there aren't any choices for 19 second videos, so i picked something that didn't get cut off too badly.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)

this is the first time in recorded history that this sentence has been said in unison, by anybody.

i love those.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:37, archived)

if i get any more free time, the schultz estate might have to slap a lawsuit on me.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)

Heh heh heh

I love re-worded cartoons =]

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)

those were the original words, i just drew the naughty cartoon around them.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:14, archived)

In that case this is terrible!!!!

and where can I sign up...

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:20, archived)

craigslist personals, as always.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:26, archived)

Umm, who is that distinguished dick?

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)

jon mcain

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d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)

Pyncubus?

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Ratsta, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)

haha.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:42, archived)

peniscat

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)

whwere is this original picture

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d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)

here

pixdaus.com/single.php?id=94954
^^^^^there^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:18, archived)

rarghh!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:20, archived)

ooh! a fellow pizdaus fan

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:37, archived)

Kill it!

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:21, archived)

It's Lord Clittywoo, of course.

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)

riding in limos and getting all the chix?

shaft!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)

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