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#
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# No idea.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# '# Acronym of "Wide Area Network", as contrasted with a LAN, or Local Area Network'
now i'm gonna have to do another pun on his name. though not tonight, she's nearly midnight o clock
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Ah!
The latter. Never heard of him.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Barry is confused
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# You can't spell Go Wank
without Gok Wan
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Consume beer before use *beer not included*.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# cheaper than dentist fees!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] man-bra
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# bombies/mombies
this^ is most disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# the source is worse
www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/bra_man.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# yuk!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# told you so!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# :o)
always fun to be disturbed
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# are you sure?
ive got at least one link that will sicken you
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# hmmm
think i might pass. fate smiled on me yesterday when I realised I'd probs not seen tubgirl. did a search and sites, which refused to load, therefore I was spared for the time being
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# SEAMS?
No SEAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Harro?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# AAAAH HOT STEAM ON CHEEKS!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] You COULD drive a Prius, however..

Click for small
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha!!
nice idea with the CFS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# looks like a clasier version of the seafront at southend of an evening
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# clasier? classier
clasier = mispronounced frasier
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# this^
although I had it sounding like glacier for a while there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# glaciers? what are they?
*asks from the futorz*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# once upon a time
they had like polar bears and stuff, like big floaty ice lollies but with less flavour
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Much clasier!
And I should know!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# you from southend then, mister pedwar deg dau?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# hahah, and the cfs!
in other news, i stumbled on parameters that made my network converge!! woof!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Wallpaper! n click
EDIT: Click for small hahahahahaha
EDIT EDIT: Nice refectmondo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Woo haa!
Always had Domo down as a 'pimp my ride up, check this out bitch' type of Weetabix geezer

If such a thing is imaginable
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice!

Usually I like to guess what the challenge is when I come in drunk on a wednesday but today, I am truely stumped.

*goes to look
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *goes to bed
g'night b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Domo is not a USAr
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# A true man doesn't need to BUY boners.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# yes, but the product itself is macho
forget the guy buying them
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Dildos are macho?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# dildo? these aren't dildos. they are boners.
i could show you a picture if you'd like.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Same thing, different word.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# no its not.
dildo

1. An artificial phallus (penis), particularly for sexual uses, that may or may not appear realistic.


boner

1. (literally) who or which bones
2. (slang) an erect penis.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# And the definition of a boner includes ones detatched from a body.
Preserved somehow, and stored neatly in a box?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# human castle held up only by hot blood
we sell boxes of boners its just a joke, jesus man.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# boners in boxes
pffft its like pulling teeth with some people on this board, if its not one form of tooth decay then ..its a route canal.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# what-ever
these are for men with boners who think they could use a little bit extra boner with their boner.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# BONERS GO IN THE BUM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# That's the cutest box I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# cutest box
you need to get out and meet some women then mate. Theres some much cuter boxes to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Box is the worst name for a woman's ladybits I've ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# really?
why you can store boners in them? its all quite logical isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Not forgetting the box jellyfish
so named because it is pink and slimy and can kill you with its venomous tentacles.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# YOU FUCK I ORDERED SOFT
THESE ARE HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# we dont sell soft boners.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# you've gone all arty minimalist on us!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# that is what i like to do sometimes.
actually a lot of the times.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# and then releasing in a fit of wonderfully garish colours n text on a large backdrop
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I won't question this.
I makes perfect sense, doc.
I'll just *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Politics, with added testosterone


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smellysamparis.blogspot.com/ No dicks
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# no dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Most of the people here are dicks.
Especially that one. *points*
You know who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# dicks fuck assholes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Yea, i'm in the wrong line
The big guy sat on my face and everything
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Stop pointing at me, you dick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# i like that paris pic with the saab in the foreground
it's rather wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Thanks
There's a SAAB? Damn... Gotocheck...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# first car, byt he pedestrian crossing, lady with umbrella is right next to it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# LOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Tried to do the "Rambo twat" accent
Not to your liking it seems... Is that a good escuse?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] M. Bison Brand Cotton Buds


camera on the phone's a bit shit but you get the idea!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# TO THE BUNKER
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Carry me there, please. I can't be bothered walking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# sorry
l+n
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# If I was disabled in my arms, I'd totally make a Lego wanking aid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Eep, sharp points! Sharp points!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Some of us more wealthy folk
have seats that lower into the ground and take us there via secret tunnels
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Secret tunnels: a true villians escape. Are you, or have you ever been a Bond baddie?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# *plots*
why, I have made friends with ferocious piranhas, on a personal level

I discuss with them their hang ups in great depth
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# In great depth?
But they live near the surface.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Very observant
I tend to get nibbled lots during such conversations
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I never got that memo.
I've been scooting along like a dog dragging its arse on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Worms again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# why is this bunker worthy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# We're in a bunker?
I just followed the tea and biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# quality
if i could have been arsed it would have been better, but christ, the inside of a biro's the best thing for inner earwax!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# it's not the best image in the world
but b3ta has never been about quality
ignore the dicks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Loathe as I am to agree with the ginger fuckwit
I do.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Impressive optimisation.
Smaller would amke it look better though.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I R RETARDS
*make

*spurns edit button*
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i know
it was a good idea at the time just didnt come out as good as i expected.



need more drink!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# ill stick to the sauce!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Merry Happy Failed Terror Plot Day!


Surely bindun, but I enjoyed doing this all the same.

Click for bigger (113KB)
(barrythief, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# you could of tried for the pubes...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# why
do you have razor wire on the top of your shed?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Well,
it would be silly to have it on the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# just seems a bit silly
a thief would just see the MASSIVE opening to the right of the shed and go through that rather than clamber over it no?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I wouldn't know;
I don't think like a thief.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# it's there for Sébastian Foucan
and his ilk
(barrythief, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# haha
Trapping free-runners

could be a fun sport - with the chance of a TV Show


(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# BRING ON THE WALL!!!
and then try to clamber over it, through the specially cut bizarre shapes.......
(barrythief, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# even if they get through
there is a pit of bear traps on the other side
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Quick...
.....get on the phone to Challenge
(barrythief, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# if u need a referee for someone who would watch this
i will vouch for u
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# why does he have
a shed under his razor wire?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# woah
cool
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i prefer to call it "Catholic Burning Day"
YOU FUCKING PRODS
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] No comment...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
#
www.cnn.com/?refresh=1

Is the man on the left dead?

Also, re. right man. When did Elton John become a yank politician?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I just watched Event Horizon and I don't want to sleep anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I know what you mean...it's a nasty bugger innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# It was compared to Dead Space, and as I can't play that at the moment as my PC is somewhat out of commission, I figured I'd do the next best thing and watch the film EA ripped off.
Apparently I was expecting a tame and overly dated tedious horror film. Apparently I got something that's really freaky regardless of age.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# scariest movie ever!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# SAM NEILL, YOUR EYES. DID THEY RUN AWAY? :((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# i saw that pissed and sht myself
i saw it again sober and was less than impressed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Ahw, that's a shame. It's a bastard re-watching a film you once loved only to find out it's really much lesser of a flick than you remembered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# yus
mind you, first time round, i didn't know it was going to be a horror film
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Nice surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# An American werewolf in London
Saw it when it first came out, thought it was the best/scariest movie ever made ( watched it on acid admittedly). Showed the kids many years later after really building it up - we all thought it was shit.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i suppose u didn't give them acid,
no...probably not
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# oh they're boobs..
i originally thought they were testicals.. I dunno which i prefer now..*


*this doesn't mena I've suddenly become bisexual I like them all man.. I mean woman.. SHIT!! YOU BASTARD WIL!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# The joke coulda worked either way, but knowing the board,
I erred on the side of breasts...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I betch yew did my san
hyak hyak hyak hyak hyak

/sid james blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Inspired by the accepatnce speech
(and probably bindun!)
Yes We Can!

Big!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# 3 in a bed and the little one says roll over roll over..
:p

*sorry... :D full song is woo though :)*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# why don't people scroll down the board instead of saying (oh, probably bin dun by now)?
although that nasty grumble aside, i think it's funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# meh
made it earlier and don't get on t'board much these days. :(

and thanks, I was posting the adjusted lyris as much as the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Chris Evans dun it
on t'wireless.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Alas, I was at work then :(
so, who's going to record the song and make Xmas #1!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hehe.
I chanced to hear it. The dog was listening to the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
winner!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Bllody hell
hello James!

I'll forgive you the bindun ;)

Welcome back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# 'lo mate!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# bindun?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] AFFIX YOUR POPPY LIKE A REAL MAN*



thisisnottoimplytonyblairisarealman
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Heh, and wear your puppy with pride
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# :D
punk puppy :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# compo it,
compo it hard...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# ooh
my bad.. thanking you :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] A real man's game
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# That cloth is a bit shit innit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ooo get you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Fuckin' is. You may as well just play on the carpet ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# FUCK!
WE NEED REGIMENTAL STANDARD BLAZE!! AND QUICK!!! STAT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# GOOD TABLES NEED FAST CLOTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# FAST LIKE A SUNSET ON MERCURY.
FAST LIKE QUICK LIME.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# LIKE AN OCEAN IN THE RASPBERRY. FOURTEEN SPRITELY VEGETABLES LEFT TO COOL AROUND AND AARDVARK'S TURPENTINE FLYWHEEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# *sings harmonies*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# dunno dont play
cant you chip the ball in or whatever you do in golfball
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# for when she says no?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i see a glum robot's face
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# pfft
does a reply deserve a click?
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] there we go!

just make sure you dont get it into your japs eye!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# this made me do a click
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# HAahaha, winner
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha
clarse
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# fantastic
!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# simple and effective
this is the funniest thing that I've seen for ages. In fact, I'm still laughing.

Have a woo and a click!
(spinoza, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# fuckin hell!!!
im on the front page!!!!!

now to try and better myself!!! :)
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Eye drops for the wife
My wife had something in here eye once, so I rushed upstairs and got the little blue-and-white Optrex bottle from the bathroom cupboard, ran back downstairs again and proceeded to flush her eyes with it. After a few seconds, she got very uncomfortable.

They really, really should change the design of the Vicks Sinex Nasal Spray bottle.

I had to get the real Optrex and then go and hide.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Ha!
Spot on!
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# strangly enuf
i know a guy who had a little bit of super hot tabasco sauce on his finger to taste it, just to see how hot it was (3 drops makes a curry the same strength as vindaloo).

later on in the night him and the gf were gettin a bit jiggy and he proceeded to insert same, unwashed finger in through her saloon doors.

ring of fire doesnt come into it!!!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# hahhhahhahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaa
hahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhhhhahhha
.^this
.
.Already FP...but click anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Sexcellent! :D
(kr00t0n, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Vely Glood
I have seen appear this on 2 other websites today (sadly not credited) so it is not just b3ta weirdos who think you are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Japs eye
I know someone that did this while on a rugby tour. There was much crying apparently.
(Toxoplasmosis Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] like waking up in a warzone
(Buntry Cuntkin, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# that's fricking macho!
here's some more Machoman shit:
video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=3963086686606798316
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
hahahaha - fantastic
(Buntry Cuntkin, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I saw this so many times...and still laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# genius
im watching them all now
(Buntry Cuntkin, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
that may actually wake me up!
4 alarm clocks i manage to sleep through... and one of them is designed to wake the deaf! (it shakes the bed!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# So do you just wake up with TFH then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# sssssh.
Don't tell everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# TFH
does the H stand for horn? i thought it was TRH? ....urgh tired
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# cock push ups
one is all you need
goodnight b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Can we fix it ?
yes we can

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Topical
'parantly there's a bob the builder film...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# someone has been listening to radio 2...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# bob the *beep*er can he *beep* it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# IT EXISTS!
www.amazon.co.uk/Dangerous-Book-Boys-Conn-Iggulden/dp/0007232748
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I was going to mention
that book. I have it on my bookshelf. It is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# right
I'm buying one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# If you are going to spend
8 or so hours making an image that you are quite proud of and would like the people you respect on b3ta to get the opportunity to see it, then don't do it on a fucking Wednesday.




image way too big for the b3ta uploader so please click this thumb for the finished article.

imagebam.com (1852.73 kB)

Here's a thought. If you must insist on posting 20 images a night then it might be wise to consider that if it takes no more effort or time to make it than it does to upload and post it chances are you might think about having a break and giving someone else a chance on the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Ha!
Super.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# See, doing it like this I respect.
Doing what you did the other night was not so cool.

Apologies, tis very woosome also!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# wanking over your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# No no,
that's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# cause I'm wanking now
her floppy tits are great

and you know me, I'm all into floppyness
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# this ^
was that even you pasanonics?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Of course it was!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# link pls?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# it ended up great
props for that, high five!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# YOUR ALL CUNTS SO FUCK OFF
PLEASE BE NICE ABOUT MY PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# needs more kanagroo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Time of the month mate?
you need Man-size tampax!
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# MANPAX
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i already did
(hours ago)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# *looks*
*looks*
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# *GLEE*
me me me me me!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Pretty nice :D
Very 3d.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# fuckin' woo!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# This is a very lovely piece of work.
Thank you for making me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# MEEP!
thats is all,,
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# bloody aceness
that's all different kinds of woo
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# :D
This + Me = Glee

Super-nicely done, in fact fuck it, you need this:

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Now THAT'S a 'tache and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Fucking lordy that's a good woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Thanks
I only break it out on special occasions
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# bloody fantastic sir!
i love the detail especially on the clothes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# If one is to ask a silly question,
one would ask:

Why don't you just save it and post it tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# He needs his glory NOW!
for he is far superior to me and thee. Stand aside.
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Because it is finished.
and when it is finished it's posted. Besides, it's not for here. I'm just a moaning cunt because b3ta is full of shit again on a Wednesday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# It is fine work
but don't get frustrated for b3ta being..well b3ta...

cheer up
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Couldn't you


Like the expressions.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Did they
play on Motown?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Has Beeker got a puppy stuffed up his right sleeve?
None the less, quite woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Very, very nice work
Now do Sweetums :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# that is great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Fantastic work
Woo n click!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# nicely done, sirrah
although.. bunsens mouth is iritating me for some reason.. it did on the line drawing as well..

i do like the breaking out of the frame though.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I referenced
this photograph so I'm not accepting any responsibility for the geometry ;)

www.cnet.co.uk/i/c/blg/cat/blog/hair/hair_3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# wonderful!!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# chuffin' ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# get over it troll
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# It's very, very good but it's ART...
...is b3ta now an art gallery? some of the funniest things I've seen on here have probably taken less than 5 minutes to photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

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