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[challenge entry] well that is my father's christmas present sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# oh yes
awesome!!!!

re`lly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Does it still have the little red straw?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# That's deffo father-in-law sorted
Though he smells of it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# OMG!!
major office lolage!!!!

edit: shit i got worried looks from people in the office
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I think this product could be marketable
*Does Deborah Meaden impression without all the flab*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *buys*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# superb sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# i
like the smell of wd40, it's kind of sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Is this going along the roads
of the Kryten episode of Red Dwarf then?

:D Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# No. I think Oz is just having gender identity issues
He is playing with his dollies, after all.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# gingham
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# He's thinking of Quarantine
You're thinking of Kryten
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Yes that's the one where Rimmer
get a space bug from some floating space trash he thinks is an alien pod and goes psycho in Quarantine.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Ah yes.
The one that they think is a person but is really a waste pod yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# No no no, Quarantine is the one with the holovirus
The space trash he thinks is an alien pod is Waiting for God
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Ah - I've not seen them ina while
getting a bit muddled up - you win at Red Dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# *geek*
*points*





I knew this too :(

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BcgDzWR19iA
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ALPHA-BETTI SPAGHETTI?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# He is a good looking chap isn't he :D
When are they gonna repeat The Brittas Empire on tele? I haven't seen it in years and years!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Love the smeg ups of that bit...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# it's ok - I've got some rollers
I was thinking about the episode where they went crazy and wore pink gingham
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Ah I see.
You loon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Its got Mr Flibble
"Burn them with your hex vision Arnie"
(Wize, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ah yes the first time we saw Kryten
who was a totally different actor the prosphetics totally different
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Aye.
I feel weird watching that episode now to be honest with you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# companyun coob!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Oh ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yiff. Yiff. Poem
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# excellent as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Oz is going to be singing Daisy Daisy the way he's going on...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# that's
very good, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
That's one of the funniest one's you've ever done!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
But he's not holding the lid of the teapot! Disaster will surely ensue.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# They don't know much...
You'd think they would be educated in these things?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I hope The Sqrlz and Kat
don't become unnecessary!
([email protected])
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I have to say I do not approve of this kind of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# TRACER!
what?
*filenames*
Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Tracist!
- lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Lo Archibald!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# 'ow do fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Not too shabby.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# lol
tracism!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# haha!
Had to filename that 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Nicely realised :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Fuuuuck this is gooood.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# haha
fantastic.

I had a gollywog as a child. He was about 2ft tall and I loved him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Proof if ever needed
that people were smaller in the old days ;)

How do Pasa?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I'm cool thanks.
I might have to have a beer and a lie down soon. I had a meeting earlier and have had to write a letter. I should think about slowing down at my age.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Made any progress on your Beeker and Bunsen pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# finished it chap.
It's on the pop page.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# That is loverly
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ah took me a while
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] The Sweetie you can eat between meals.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Gotta love the rich caramel center.
um...

yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Mmm
*takes a trip to the sweetie shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# That's a road near where I live :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
#
gaz me the location, would you? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Your milky way is melted :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Have to just lick it then.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Nice work, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Ta
finally gettin the hang of Paint.net, 'shop next.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# charmingly bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I was pleased with how my spray-brush galaxy came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# It's not a puddle of wee then?
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I thought it was BLOOD
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Chris' blood!?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# !?!
edit: cats on stilts!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Spoon!
97% of kilts are tartan
1/7 men believe they look good in a kilt
There are currently 74,295,11 kilts in the world
Kilts have been responsible for 87 deaths
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# You're the best, Bloop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# OH HAI
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Delightful
You loon
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# A SAIL OF RASPBERRIES. A TRANSURANIC MOUNTAIN LIGHTNING STORM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Gosh
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *giggles and falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hello tstetc
Have a jokecat for your birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I can't believe this made me laugh
Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Pfft!
That's so silly.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I actually FUCKING LOVE THIS CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Then it was all worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# haha
fruitloops.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# fucking horses
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Hee Haw!
Good one fellah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# my first repost of this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *splutter*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# My first FP was that
*head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Happy days :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# But while we're being desperately un-PC
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I see your freak and raise you
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I just filenamed your image
enjoy HELL
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Muwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hell will be warmer than my flat
so it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I just can't top stuff like that
so have my first post I've just found while perusing photobucket

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I don't want to get a reputation for being wronger than b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# It's good for the CV
Not many people achieve that. Maybe Gary Glitter. Possibly Harold Shipman.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Its still painful
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# oh
good god...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# that was pretty much what everyone said
www.b3ta.com/board/8747992
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha, *chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *dunch*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
This is brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Yay! Seamhorse thread!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# SEAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# whoa
roboseamhorse
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# pew pew!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# why did you need to post this on /talk?
people are on /talk to talk, not to stew in your achievements.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# It was appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# COCK on your head`!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY
I want a cock tuesday icon so much. Making it has given me hope to dream.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# you have a cock I don't :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# PANCE are good though
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I think somebody needs a hug
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# your mum
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I think someone needs to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# oooOOOooo, handbags
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Kiara is is bad name for a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# horsist!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# D'oh!


edit: alright, alright I'll uncompo it. Even tough if you look trough the other compo's there enough non-compo shit between the entry's.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Disaster girl has grown up fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# would (both)!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Have
They were pretty good. I'll send you the pix for a tenner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# which product have you
improved for the man's man there? I can't quite see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# pens?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# pens are already great.
You can both take a man's life with one or save it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ah, so true...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# The penis mightier than the sword

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# it's macho consulting from the Hulk!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ^this^
Either I'm RISsing something, or you've missed the point of the challenge slightly*.

*by a wide margin
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# something, something, something, something,
something, Macho, something, something, something, Compo it.

20 second, seamy photoshops with not even humour to save them are making me depressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# yep that just about sums it up
Mind you, there is some good stuff coming out of this one too.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# has someone picked a different compo while I was away this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah, it's now post a bag of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Like most weeks then?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It's mostly good
and the pearoasting's been kept to a minimun so far
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm pleased with that
( less pearoasting ) because that after all is just downright rudeness. But let's be fair, that's only because it's one of the few challenges that can't be condensed to 'movie poster'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# That sounds
like a challenge to me :P
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Sweet. One sec then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Hello chap. Did you see my muppets? I hope you saw my muppets :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I clicked your muppets :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I love you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *officially a clique*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick n dirty, and probably bindun
(Cloudane, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# as used by Sean Connery
in that bond film. Was it against a snake?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Live and Let Die, and indeed it was against a snake
/but it was Moore, not Connery
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Connery's not in Live & Let Die!
So one of you is wrong. It's either Roger Moore, or a different film.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It's not me
/Roger Moore did it. Connery never tackled a snake with fire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You Sir, are a Bond expert.
AICMFP.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hehe, nope, geek maybe, but no expert ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ooo
was it Moore, then?

edit: I've just got Connery on the brain after the last few posts...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# *pokes with a stick*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# 'ow do :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# wotcha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# They're both thinking of
Metal Gear Solid.
(Cloudane, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I've used one.
And it's not even enough to repel a drunken mate, let alone a rampaging, man-eating, Hollywood ( Pinewood?) snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha ace macho cardboard box!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Pfft?
Don't you mean: "OH FUCK, MY KNOB! IT'S LYING ON THE FLORR AND THERE'S BLOOD FUCKING EVERYWHERE!"?
just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Yeah,
but that is reet macho!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ow!
scratchy.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# That's got to sting...
also, this is my 1000th post so...
NSFW
sorry it's a big big
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Congratulations!
I'm nearly at 1,000 myself. I'll be posting nakedness tomorrow, or Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# How dare you deprive us od naked :D
Congrats fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# yeah i know its shit but has it bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# O-BOMBERMAN
i see what you did there, he's black, so he's planning on killing everyone right?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# not lacist
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# bomberman was a computer game back in the 50s
and he is called obama... its a umm play on words
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Super Obamaman?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# bomberman generation on the gamecube is so much fun
nobody will ever play it with me though :(
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# cheer yourself up by writing some
bomberman fanfiction
www.fanfiction.net/game/Bomberman/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha!
oh, internet!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Following on from this;
www.b3ta.com/board/8910028
I've made my first seamhorse;

Any good?
Thanks to mediocre for previous advice.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Its not seamy enough
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# haha
this place cracks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# But he is right.
You can see he has cut out the components with too much care!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# HaHaHa!
I think I get it now. I shall try again. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# No worries.
The first time I made one I also struggled to make it shit enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ^this^
it's harder than you'd think!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It is harder to be deliberately shit than deliberately good!
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# it's that
'studied lack of effort' that's so hard to get right...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I know what you mean.
Any tips? It's harder than it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# excellent



(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# yay! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# This is superb!
*giggles like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
I LOLed (sic) at this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# thats a thing of beuty
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Ahahahaha...
Hahahahahaha!
(MattDP (Squiggle), Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# The hallowe'en pumpkinhead tips this over the edge into
sheer genius.

fantastic, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# it is too well done mate
good work though
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Yes I like it. It has style.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I can tell where all the letters are from..
..except for the first 'S'
(Comedy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Morrissons :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HaHaHa!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# That is a *gem*, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Compared to some I think it's too plain...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# The inclusion of a Smurf *and* a chicken leg would suggest quite the
contrary, sir.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Bewildered seamhorse is bewildered. And a horse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# BEWBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# all my sexual preferences rolled into one post of seamy goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# i dont know the name
but that face rings a bell
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Good skillzorz, sir


could never resist a seamshorse thread, me
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Oooooooh!
That's a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# and another...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# and, of course, the Seamsplane:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# O Hai #1 Horse Image!
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=horse&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
It's what I used!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ah yes indeed. Well, how about this?

Edit: Admittedly, I think I fucked this one up just a bit *too* much, but was glad to get the bunny ears and the Cricket legs in there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahha what?
*coughs up snot*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# It's my "cheer myself up when things are bad" pic
:D

Edit:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# You're too good at these!
*envies*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# You're very kind to say so, sir
I don't know why (and I apologise for repeating myself) but there is something about seamshorses that just makes me laugh like a drain.

:D

Edit:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Who was it who made one entirely out of things other than horse?
It might have been bloop. I think he also did an animated one too that is pure win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Oh, I better go see if I can locate that -
sounds excellent!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# when baby monstrinha was very, very little, she didn't look like winston churchill
she looked like robert lewellyn
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# should've shaved her more often
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# HehHeh!
I had to filename, though.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# he looks
better with a square head.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] No vitamin-enhanced macrobiotics here


Edit: Blimey, 999 posts
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I can testify that TEA is definitely a man's drink
every fluking day it's "Becky can you make me a cup of tea!" and that's from just about every man I've known who I'm prepared to make tea for.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# If you're making
one...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# bollocks to that. it's all about the coffee
*incites beverage hatred*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Hearty agreement from the captain corner.
Right, fuckos, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ta-rah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Clearly both sides to this conflicts are misguided given you all seem to be ignoring the fact that it's BOILING HOT LIQUID!
BOILING HOT!

I don't go home one day and wonder if I could inhale my dinner as a vapour!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hot liquid dinner is known as
"Hot Chocolate"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# tea! I'll wheel this out again then
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Still one of my most favourite posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# :)
I really must draw some new shit instead of constantly reposting the same old crap...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
#
WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# ^Correct^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# NEVER!
*sips juice*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Infidel!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Mandress: it's really macho
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Seam Connery!
But wouldn't it be easier to just post this?

no horses
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# not enough seams
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Sheamhorshesh, activate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Look at the seams on that
dress kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Men in kilts = win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# It's the easy access to certain areas,
isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No, it's the possibility of scottish accent
and generally really nice proper legs.

Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Heh. Only certain Scottish accents are nice.
Cyclist's legs are my favourite type of leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Exactly.
East coast Scots mostly sound like effeminate and camp homosexuals who are still straining to hold in a colon full of cum whilst having a conversation with you.
Glaswegians are great, if you can find one sober enough to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You thread deleter!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# did you delete again?
you are doing it a lot recently missy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Seams reasonable to expect a man to wear a skirt
I would welcome men in kilts in England some nice knees to admire.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Mine only comes out at weddings
and then only by request. I wore my first kilt at a wedding in 1969.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 1969 you must be older than me then
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Quite possibly
Miss. ;)

I was only 4 mind you. There is a great photo somewhere of me leaning up to kiss my aunt and my undercrackers are showing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Then you are 43 am not going to say how old I am
although people will have used somekind of math! to work out I'm nearly that age.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Surely you must be at least three hundred and eighty four!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Daggnabbit you know it rude to reveal a lady's age!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Well you've sort of shot yourself in the foot there to be honest.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The only skirt I'd be reasonably willing to wear would be a 20ft leather one.
In preperation for when I convert my legs into a hovercraft.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# pfft!
tea/monitor collision!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I own a kilt - I bought it for my wedding last year.
Here's something I kindof wish I'd known before I got married:

When you wear a kilt, every woman wants to talk to you.

It's true. And they all want to know if you're wearing it 'properly'.
(Seebeedee, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# compo it.
oh, you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Everyone's wearing
them these days, it seams.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah but you have to go to a good seamstress.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# is he being stalked by a giant swan?
*edit* sorry, I mean
"shtalked by a giant Shwan"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha, office laughingoutloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# whahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# oh yesh...
how odd!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# just notished a mashive fucking horshe to his right too
that man ish in trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# And what's worse it's a panto horse!!
*screams*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# you made me see that didn't you
it wasn't there until the power of suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# and if you look carefully you can see me
waving my massive penis
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Ning board. Today I is mostly drawing females using straight lines:
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# woo
Why is she using straight lines?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# cos wonkier ones are harder to snort?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Fucking amateurs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# there's a surplus of them at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hehehe
good one, but i'm afraid the aspostrophe police are about to kick your door in and take you out the back for some 're-education'
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# On you maybe.
100's is corrent.

As in 70's, 90's.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# er, no
they are plurals, as is "100s" so they don't have apostrophes.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I was under the impression that it classed as an abrieviation
therfore warrented an apostrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Well technically it is an abbreviation,
but it's abbreviated from "1970s" so if you do use an apostrophe, it goes before it i.e. '70s.

Ahem, lecture over, sorry, but this is something that really riles me at the moment. Degredation of the English language and all that.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# It's "Fish and Chip's" all over again!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# sry rg
i'm with barry on this' one;
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I've just been reading up about apostropes.
Apparently you don't use one in this situation (unless you're shortening 1970s to '70s in which case the apostrophe goes at the front).

One day I'll get the hang of the English language...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# talking of grammar fascism
are we still to address you as powderfinger in formal situations, or is it your former identity? :D
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Call me Mr Shitpeas
or Barry if you prefer. powderfinger is now defunct!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ah.
So you were formerly powderfinger then - glad we cleared that up, Mr. Shi- er, Barry. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Don't blame me!
I generally know where apostrophes should and shouldn't go; in this case I was simply mimicing the mistake typical of the average sign-writer.

ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *raises eyebrows*
Ok then, they'll probably just let you off with a caution, as long as it's a first offence.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I read morse code
And that's just plain rude!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# pfft :)
generic chav response:
Your mum is using straight lines
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# this is cool!
very "tron" :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ooo...
a bit Egon Schiele.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Especially her dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ooh
I rather like this
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# cool
that is a rather nice style
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# And remember folks Christmas is coming the Goose is getting fat

so please don't buy the wrong type of paper...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Awww look at his ickle feet go!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# born slippy!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hehehe
you big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# wow
nicely shopped too!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# A tenuous pearoast, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *readies new shiny spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# harharharhar
serves 'im right. Nasty vicious bastards they are.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ahahahaha!
officelol. get this FP'd straight away!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahahaha
good joke nicely animated full marks
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] you ain't getting in with those on mate
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# this is brilliant!!!!!
clickety click
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# bootyfull
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *wants*
also
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# would be better
if they were JCB

but gets a click anyway!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# now that you mention it....
im in agreement :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *glees*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Quantum Cat!


for Ttssattr's birthday. Now where's my chainsaw plane?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# that's fast
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I know someone that'd gleespluff all over your face for that
that's well lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# glee bukake
ew.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ladygleebukkake
but still.

Not mine, I hasten to add. No worries there. Mine's like xenomorph blood. The wife looks like Simon Weston now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

I think I might just love you. Perhaps too much, and wrongly.

I WILL FINISH CHAINSAWPLANE QUICK SMART.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# very nice stuff
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

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