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# Not as easy as they look

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Hamster?
I don't like his suggestive face...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I like your suggestive face!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# How about my suggestive cock?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# have you downloaded the filmes yet?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Be impressed
if you can guess the body
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# paris hilton?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yah
Well its in the file name, forgot about that
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
you spacker
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I somehow doubt i would anyway
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Would.
I shall bid you all a good evening.

Toodle Pip.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# top hole!
nyte
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# That's a pushover . . . way too easy !
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# generic 'phwoar'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# haha
Ive wasted 6 hours this evening playing Fallout 3
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
#
wasted constructively utilised
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Well its not even mine
Ive borrowed it off my mate, and I dont really want to give it him back now
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Who? haha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Donald Fagenagenagen
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Steely Dan man.
Also, pfft or groan or similar noise.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# aha ahaha aHAHAHAHAHahaAHaHAHA
Simple and effective.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# OH FUCK ITS YOUR CANDLES!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# OMG YOUR ON FIRE!
happy b3taday!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# ARGH ARGH ARGH
Thankyou for the hippo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Happy B3taday
and night night all xxx
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Ta
G'night
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# CANDLES AND INTERNETS OH MY
OH MY
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# If I had known I would have done something.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# LOL UR WELL ON FIRE M8
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I NO! ITS ALL OVER AND IT TICKLES A BIT.
ARGH WAIT NO IT BURN MY NECK I DONT LIKE IT.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# CAPITAL LETTER LOLCANDLE COMMENT!
happy b3taday.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ITS LIKE EXCERCISE FOR YOUR RIGHT HAND LITTLE FINGER.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# happy waxy day
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Happy b3taday, you assimilating fool.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *HUGLOMP*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Lemony Candle To you !
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# IS THAT A PUPPET OR A MAN.
I HOPE IT IS A PUPPET NO ONE SHOULD HAVE A NOSE THAT BIG.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# It's a puppet at a price . . . you can call him Vinny . . .
if you wish . . . then blow out the candle !
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# MERRY FUCKING WAXTITS DAY.
I WOULD DRAW YOU SOMETHING BUT MY HEAD IS SLEEPY AND I ONLY PRETEND TO LIKE YOU SO I LOOK NICE.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Its ok, as the bastard child of a rogue AI and a spambot
I dont have any feelings.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I am a ducks elbow. Pleased to meet you.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *Gnaws*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# NO. STOP THAT.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# GGRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Merry Christmas!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# CHIRSTING MERRYMAS"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Happy dn dn d dn dn dd ddd dn dn doowaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# MAKE MORE SENSE LITTLE DOGHORSETRAIN
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Righto
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# holy shit it's your birthday or something
have an awesome! thing!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Ta.
Who are you. Your name keeps changing.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# ahahahahaha
oh deary me this is fantastic

Edit : oooh, I missed my 4000th post.... Do you know how long it takes me to post 1000 times!? I wont be on my 5000th for years :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# needs more..
whiskers on his chinagen
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# agen?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Hey Ninininineteen !
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# needs more nina hagenagenagen.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha
you silly bugger
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hee.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Epic!

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# this is madness!
*cleek*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Ya for John Sargeant :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# ^this
he's great.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# With the UK resorting to importing sperm, will it come on this ship?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# blah blah... full of seamen ...blah blah
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hello sailor
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# oo duckie.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# ooh you are awful
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# wait
I replied to the wrong one

'goes to bed'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Baby-Gravy sister ship of the Man-Custard, perhaps?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# there was of course
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Someone mention custard??
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# He's baaaack..


And he's looking...for YOU.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# First I was all 'OOh, Assasin's Creed!'
Then, I was all 'EEw Peppers...'
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# You played Force unleashed?
It's got a good story even if the controls and camera's a bit poo.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I heard of it, I think...
never played it, though. What systems?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# solar
mainly
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# XBox360
although I would very much like to get FableII I hired it from Blockbusters and now I'm hooked.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# It saddens me that Mirrors Edge is only on PS3... That looks good.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# EDIT
It's coming out for PC according to mofaha,
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Ooooh smashing.
*xmas list*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Lucky it's on 360 and PC as well then, eh.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# *points up*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I have it pre-ordered for the PC, guy. It will most probably be further delayed and will appear Q1 2009. It is out on 360 as well though.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# IM NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Oddly, this is making
me want to watch Fargo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# IM NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# IM NOT YOUR FRIEND, GUY.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLE BUDDY!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# haha
perhaps I shouldn't waste my money then now that he has so eloquently summed it up.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# All of them.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ^This
But I've only played it on a friend's ps2.

DAMNIT I WANT AN XBOX!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I DO, TOO!
Or a better PC. x]

But we have a PS2 so I might look into that...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I have the best console.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Please tell me
you didn't really clip bacon to your cat...?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# selotape silly
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# please tell me this is real
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# That's not a console
it's an entertainment system.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Eh?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
wonderful
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# hahahaha
FP THIS NOW!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Taping cat to a bacon?
Top of the head next time, do it properly.

Was it as funny as cat spanking?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Oh, I see
someone elses' joke.
Cat spanking is funnier after all.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Pepper's Creed.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# OH FUCK
YOU MADE HIM CREEPIER!

woo for first post btw, welcome, pull up a kitten, you'll never leave etc etc
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Yup!
I don't know how I could leave, I love this place!

I must take part in one of those fancy-pancy image challenges..
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# there should have been a shiney new one today..
it has yet to arrive.. :(
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *sads*
One day, when I'm all grown up, I'll make a suggestion that people will vote for.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Best ever idea was to see how long you could last without going for a poo.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# This
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Butts in
Where the hell is the challenge? Some of us have been waiting since 8pm!!!* Bet Robs been beaten to death by Mail 'readers', serves the fucker right.

Oh hullo, did you get the cat repaired?

*tragic I know
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I've got that game will need to watch out of peppers
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I think I'll just leave this here..



I made this a few-OH FUCK IT'S HIM!!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# hatstanding!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# and distinctly NSFW
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# 'bag over face moment'
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Decent first post.
Welcome, shop a Quo, pull a kitten etc.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Big Fat Emerald Baby Dog...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Damn that's one fat baby.
His arm looks like an earthworm.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# or a carrot
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Hahaha
That's quite true, and disgusting now you mention it.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
#
earth sand
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# That is wonderful.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# this amuses greatly :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# AHAH!
so wonderfully modern.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Has anyone spotted this news article yet?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7738342.stm

Is it me, or isn't it rather obvious it's been shopped?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Yeeeeeeh,
but it's nowt to worry over is it?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# No, I don't see what all the fuss is about
I was just surprised that they're eluding to it being difficult to spot that it's been shopped.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# yeh I can't see anything...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Hahaha
I see no seams
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# do not worry!
i have fixed her too!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# There was the photo with the iranian missiles with the one that didn't launch replaced with one that did
and the other photo with the badly cloned smoke to make it look like more damage was being done to a city than was actually the case. So the AP adopted a new policy, but rather than "no deceptive images" it's "no photoshopped images".
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# yes
but which side is the shopped one?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# It seams in order.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ffs
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# what exactly prompted you to do that search?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# too much time on his hands
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
time cock
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
#
hands blast sander
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# You mean other than a woman whose posture makes it obvious she is sitting down
combined with a camera angle that would mean to make it real she would have to be sitting on a highchair directly infront of the billowing flag?

Yes, they didn't fix the white showing through her hair.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# It's the latter that made it obvious to me.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Bad shop day
at least they could have made the hair look less cutout a 1 px smudge tool would suffice.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# baby?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# haha
a nugget
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking hell have a click
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# hahahaha
supoib..!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# that's so simple yet super
note: i just tried to lois-ify debbie. it was a disaster
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hahahhaa
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# This
is the reason I lurk here
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha, this is one of the funniest things ever :D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
clickens
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# It seems pointless now, but...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# where the hell
did you get a picture of my son!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Baby boobs...
or BOOBS if you will.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# baboobs?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# BABOOBS!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Barack Lollama!!11
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# hahahaha
wow

p.s. i saw you!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# shit
thought i got away with it
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# i don't get the kfc bucket
unless it's a kneejeerk racism thing
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# He was born with a tan you know...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# i asked a similar question the other week
but then ignored the poster.
I know that there's a link to racist americans between fried chicken and blacks, but i've never understood it
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# fried chicken is a southern soul food staple
so yes, it's a slight racism association
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# see also: watermelon
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# And then there's watermelons,
who knew?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ...and watermelon, here in the US
which I still don't get.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# you can pick 'em up at fred meyer's
usually only during summer though
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# something about watermelons
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# MELON!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# heh heh--i'm enjoying this one
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Down down, deeper and down.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Watermelons, too.
Proabably no-one on here knows that.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# *looks around*
Nope, just you :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Watermelons
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# les pastèques
aussi
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# wart? or melons?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Watermelon.
I have no idea what's going on
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# cocomero
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# kokroko
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# und wassermelone auch
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# now post it in welsh
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# wet lemons
?

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# pakwan

also: Wassermelone!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *looks up*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Cocomero is my favourite so far.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# a wall of mekons
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# That's a fantastic band name.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Bindun or at least the The Mekons has bindun
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ah, you're right.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Water my lions?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# the entire process depends on melon!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# this too
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Sorry, your picture is too loud.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Loud is good right now.
it means I can see it - i.e. that my computer is not completely fidged as I thought it to be less than an hour ago.
I might have hit it a bit. The hard drive made some horrible scratching noises and wouldn't work anymore, then I took it apart and freed the little arm thing with a screwdriver and now it seem ok. In fact, the whole computer seems to be a bit faster.
If I had a clue of what I was doing, I'd be proud...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# thanks
for the story
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# 's ok.
Here's another one.

A guy ends up in a prison in Alabama. The jailors don't like him from the start and put him in a cell with a huge homosexual rapist.
The small, quivering man looks into the gloom of the cell and can just make out a pair of eyes, far above his head and a deep voice growls:
"Now, boy. You goona be the mamma or the papa?"
"Oh shit." Thinks the man. "I guess if I'm the papa, then at least I don't get it in the arse."
"Okay," he says "I'll be the papa."
"Good." The voice growls. "Now come over here and suck mamma's cock."
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# that one's a direct translation from the dead sea scrolls
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# At no point did I claim any originality.
Either expressly or implied.
Removal of the seal will void warranty.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# bigger!
do you have it in hi-def?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Is this racist?
It looks racist.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# it might be if it actually had any resemblance to obama
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# It doesnt have to after January 20th
Any chicken-based food within sight of the whitehouse will be considered racist
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I love that little boy.


(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# *informs the police*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Me and my big mouth!!

Edit: fuck that's even worse!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
clicked rpely, then saw your edit :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ;D

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I disprove of this kind of thing! Down with it!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Yeah! Down, down, deeper and down!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Down down, deeper and down!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Elvis Presley in his weirder stage
prior to cheeseburgeramphetamineitis...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# errr. down down deeper and down?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Down down, deeper and down!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Down down, deeper and down!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
perfect
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Good Golly!
/obvious
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Marvllous!!

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I suspect, there is a racist reference here
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-es
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Haha! That was like a slow-mo car crash.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# That's rather hatstand
Nice work on the delay there, whoever made it.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I just abused the service.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I'm just telling the internet
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Oh dear me yes.
That's one for the bookmarks, thank you.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha
I knew it was coming and yet Im still delighted
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Fucker made me jump!!


(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# could you make it BIGGER
and drain the national grid
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# And funny
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahahhahah what/??!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
I like this! *hugs*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I'm going to dream of non racist chickensnacks now
nn all

sleepy tiem
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I love my fuzzy winter coat...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Wow
that's lovely.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# *fanfares*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# wait for it
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# no, wait, my clock is wrong
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahah
:]
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Doesn't look very much like a cat on a skateboard now, does it?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *facepalm*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# catonaskateboard.jpg
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# 404
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# arghnooo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# 303
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# 808
STATE!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# *dances*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *illegally downloads*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *websherrifs*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# *doesn't shoot webdeputy*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# *omarsheriffs*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# *tuts*


*carries on listening to The Smiths, which magically appeared on his hard drive overnight*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# *raves*
Shirley!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# DROP THAT 808
THE WALLS BEGIN TO SHAKE
IT'S TOO MUCH FOR THE CLUB TO TAKE
IT'S SHAKIN' LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i'm gonna get me some s'express too
oh yes
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Plenty of Rave comps out there in torrentsville,dude.
..I've heard...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# is s-express rave?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Sort of.
'Dancey' at the same time.

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# fuck it, just stick KLF on
:D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# very, very nice, miss.
exceptionally wintry...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Thank you. :D
It's exceptionally wintry over here at the mo', so it seemed fitting. x]
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Nice and pwetty looking
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# ^.^
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# that's fucken ace, miss
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I like your fluffy bits.

Woo.

Edit: Ermm..Oh shit!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahah
Thanks. :]
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oo er.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# SCARY PEOPLE DON'T GO ON PICNICS.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Kk tried to tell me that the word picnic derived from a racist term.
Or some such shite.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I hope you grounded her. She can't come on our picnic anymore. NO APPLE SANDWICHES FOR HER.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Apple sammiches?!?!
That would just not work!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# YOU'LL EAT YOUR APPLE SANDWICH, MISTER, OR ELSE YOU'LL GET NO PUDDING.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING
IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT APPLE SANDWICH?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# What's for pudding??
Beef with cream on?
You sweetandsavourymixingupmuthafucker????
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Wax for pudding.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# It could be worse.
It could be pears.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Pear and rice lasagne.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# IT'S TRUE
We learned it in US History. They used to bring food to lynchings, and sit and eat, and watch the people hang. So it was called a 'pic a nic' at first. Then it became 'picnic'.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Grounded x 2 for bullshitting.
Tut tut.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I'M NOT BS-ING!!
You can email my US History teacher and ask her!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I will. She told you that story to troll you.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# History troll is history
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# She wouldn't even know what trolling is.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# wikipedia calls bullshit*




*wikipedia may not be true
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# she's right
it comes from 'pig nigger' a black person that eats in a field


/lies
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# But that's perfectly believable!!


(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Not me though.




(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Haha
I would hope not
I know I said this yesterday, but I just looked in your profile and your resemblence to Kk's uncle is fucking uncanny.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# He must be a really handsome chap.


(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# uncle fuggly?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# by the way, did the police ever find that chainsaw?
:D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Very nice indeed.
:D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# how did you draw the fluffs?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Just a textured brush in Photoshop.
:]
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I suspect Photoshop Brushes
probably a custom one.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# each fluff individually?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# No, they work the same as a normal brush. Just add rotate to it, and draw.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# ^^ this
you can vary the rotation, colour, opacity, size, jitter etc. automatically
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# BUT ITS NOT EVEN WINTER YET, ITS STILL NOVEMBER
I R BORROWING FALLOUT 3 IT iS VERY GOOD!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# It is here.
It snowed in October, before Halloween. Then it got into the 60s and it was nice out. And now it's in the 20s and 30s and freezing. It was snowing again yesterday.

Talk to mofaha about that, he plays it. My computer won't run it. xp
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Wow, you can time travel?!!
What are the 60s like?
Swinging?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I meant
60 degrees. Farenheit.


I wish I could time travel. :[
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# back to... 1920's surrey, perhaps?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# yes!
b3ta.com/board/7040491
we should still do this. we could have one of those 'racist' picnic things there
edit: oh. i've just realised who the other participant in that thread was. *sads* :(
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# quite so
everyone was racist in 1920's surrey

we could go flapper spotting too :D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# what's farenheit mean again? ;)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# it's some kind of communism
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# top stuff!
:D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Fank you!
:]
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i think it's about six months that i disappeared for
it's amazing how much you stuff has changed in that time, while still being undeniably yours... well done :D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Awwww
thank you! :D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Needs more starving children.
Nicely done :]
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Ooooh
I'll do it later. :p

Thank you. :]
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# many fuzzy's were killed to make this coat
:(

still, the skins great for coats

and the inside is even better for soup!

yum!

:D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Awwww
Hahahah
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Most excellent indeed.......
Lovely stuff....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# fluff
woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I'll just leave this here...


oh.. it's not me btw
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Why am I looking at (not) your dog?


(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Um, what?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# ^
what's all this about? I don't like ugly people on my internets.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# david walliams has piled it on
and george dawes's wig isn't very convincing
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# ris?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Ok....
right.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# This is sick.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ris?
I don't get it.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# dirty fecking cow
ONE NIL TO ME BITCH
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Has she been Gnopped?
Good job if yes. If not... Urgh
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I can't tell if those are her bloated shoulders
or the guy's arm wrapped around her

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# The guy's got a lazy eye.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I wasn't really commenting on the pic as such.
That "dirty fecking cow" thing was posted by someone who'd made a revenge pic of his ex and posted it here. He got mercilessly taken the piss out of, and ONE NIL TO ME BITCH became a meme for a while.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# oh god i remember that
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ban this sick filth
etc



careful now
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Tits or gt...
Oh wait, obviously both of us have forgotten that THIS ISN'T 4CHAN.

Go away cretin.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# A fat bloke with an awful facial tumour.
so???
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
#
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Don't fucking point at me.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# You view your monitor from a funny angle!!!



(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha!
how rude!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Nice pic.



(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# YOU RULE, PELLE.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# He stole George Mellys' lips.

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# penis finger!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Owww.....
Nicely drawn indeed......
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# :D
i like
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I did an art...
This will get printed up nicely and framed for Christmas for a friend who likes the penguins. I'm quite happy with it (I did want it to look like I actually painted it), but think it probably could be improved. It does look a bit better and more textured when not dinky and jpegged (such as the white bits on the body). Any ideas?

(Of course it could do with a big CDC, but my friend is sadly sensible...)

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# DOUG AND BILL!
YAY!

:D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# woo!
I'd like to see a bigger version - looks nicely textured.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
#
Hopefully this link works?
www.b3tards.com/u/fed49724a6a48a4972a0/emperor_final_cropped.png

Hmm, still doesnt look too grand on the body... But then I'll get it printed on canvas anyway.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Thanks - nice!
I think you've achieved that painted look well- looks like acrylic heavily applied.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
#
Thanks very much! - Artrage tells me I used oil and then I smoothed it with a pallette knife. Took far too long for someone with no patience whatsoever...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# in fact, the more i look at that, the more i think i recognise the source:
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# PENGWIMS!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... Last home lol of the day..
I'm off now
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# wheeee!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
#
Yep, thats the one... if only I could animate the painting!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Penguiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!!



(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# spring has sprung early
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# and i inturn recognise your source
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Penguins
WIN everything!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# have this too:
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Top draw!


(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# nicely done!
as requested...

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
That is literally brilliant. I may have to get that one printed too...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# haha
I feel bad for defacing your artwork :(
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Yay......
I think this is really ace......
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# uk hostage on saudi tanker named
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# that McCain...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# linford christie must be desperate for cash
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I do like his necklace though
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Show me where da Oyl is...
Olives? Is you in there, sweetpea?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Khoooooooo not youze too Blutoez !
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Note to self........NEVER put trainers in the washing machine at 90 degrees again, ok?
Bin laughing me bollix off at this for the last half hour.

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# easily amused
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I don;t recall that morrissey song
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# it's a b side from 1992
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# ahhhhh
still ill really is wonderful

*listening*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# pure african hi-lite guitar from Marr there
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Under the iron bridge....
fuck I love that song so much.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# If depression's on yer mind sir...I prefer
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# that's not depressing
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I've just learned what it's like to slash your wrists with a rusty spoon!!!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# no, this is
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# apart from Jacob's Circumcision by Lou Reed
this is without doubt the bleakest song I have ever heard.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i can't be arsed to watch that
what's it about?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# abortion and ghosts
the usual, you know. Although the Decemberists generally are full of lyrical wit and incise. Everyone is flawed in one way or another I suppose.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
my name is leslie ann levine
my mother birthed me down a dry ravine
my mother birthed me far too soon
born at nine and dead at noon

fifteen years gone now
i still wander this parapet
and shake my rattle bone
fifteen years gone now
i still cling to the petticoats
of the girl who died with me

on the roof above the streets
the only love i've known 's a chimney sweep
lost and lodged inside a flue
back in 1842

fifteen years gone now
i still wail from these catacombs
and curse my mother's name
fifteen years gone now
still a wastrel mesallied
has brought this fate on me

my name is leslie ann levine
i've got no one left to mourn for me
my body lies inside its grave
in a ditch not far away

fifteen years gone now
i still wander this parapet
and shake my rattle bone
fifteen years gone now
i still cling to the petticoats
of the girl who died with me
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
*high fives*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Searchs like mad...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# subtle
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# ^
as a plane or two flying into a rather large financial icon in a heavily populated metropolis
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# scrooge mcduck?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# *touches nose*







.
*cums on stomach, rubs it in*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahah
ick
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I love that song.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# one of my favourites
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# AAAAAAAArghhhhhh
....BUSTED!!!!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# you have lost
your sole(s) I tell you!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Let's keep FISH out of this..ok?
....ummmm.... ok, I get it




*Walks away whistling & embarrassed*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# oops!
if that don't happen it can also give them a really nasty smell, as strange as it sounds. I think Nikes are prone to it as they are made from dead african children.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Completely ruins the flavour as well.

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ppfffttt
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# i've got soul but i'm not a souldurrrr
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# i've got soul, but i'm not soldered
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I've got ham but I'm not a hamster.
/quote
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# i've got a badge but i'm not a badger
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Should have been done!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# stop me if you think that you've heard this one before....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Stops Mr Horrible...

Right! That's me done i'm of to have a wank bed. I will leave you all with this...

Night night...

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# enter it for the mini icon compo thingy
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I would but I have gone to bed...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
#
bed wank
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Later dear... Later...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Great idea!
At the risk of turning this into /links, here's a very readable review by Taylor Parkes of the new Smiths retrospective. Interesting even if you're not a fan:

thequietus.com/articles/00656-the-smiths
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# MORSEY?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hahhahahah
superb
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# very good...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I'm not qualified to comment fully on his songwriting ability.
He however seems to be a COMPLETE TWAT who has his head soooo far up his arse.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# 2008 A Toolbox Odyssey




(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Your image works now. Well done.
You could just have used the "edit" button though.
People don't like deleted threads because then it deletes all the replies too.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Unsrew the pod bay doors please HAL
Thank you.
unfortunatley I'm a topical humourist not a good at photoshopping, google and mspaint are the tools of my trade lol.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# jokes are better than technique
and english is better than lolspeak.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I like the word "lolspeak"
it's more evocative than l33tsp33k.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# dnt fgt txt spk 2




(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hw cud ne1 fgt txt spk?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# 4gt
/txt pednt
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *points*
*laughs*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha
I was making it up on the fly

/rookie
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Skillz in Potatoes-shop are not a requirement to b3ta
as long as the hummus (read: Humour) is good then all is well. I like your reference, the film is good top marks.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# thanks
humour is important maybe in a 100 years we'll all look back and laugh. When that toolbox rips through the hull of some future space mission.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Have you tried Paint.net?
It has saved me much suffering in mspaint.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Clipart!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# It was funny at the time
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ah, Joey.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# * This post may contain Flash photography!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# my very first thought
was that this was going to be about biffa bacon
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Same ere...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Shoooooooooe!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Joey!!!!!!


(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# 'you should look like this'
a mentally subnormal gimbo with a dodgy hip and no idea how to wear goggles
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# ticks all the boxes for me
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Apparently not taking risks is bad.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you know
it's always heartening that whenever I see a biffa bin/skip or whatever

it's always at least partially burnt, in many cases, completely burnt

it's like some kind of tradition
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# got to keep
those fine urban traditions alive...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# quite so
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hummus free photoshopalopalage.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# those were great cassettes
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Tsk, since when were talented people allowed in here?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# he hates phones 4 u
that should be enough, surely.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# i don't know any sane person that doesn't
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i don't know any sane person
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I that doesn't
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# anyone that proclaims themselves 'crazy' or 'mad'
is tediously sane
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# None of the people I know have ever proclaimed to be mad.
Which theoretically makes all of them mental.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# mostly people called Mad Mick
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I sussed that about 1995 (when the internets became widely used by all and sundry).
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# 1995?
Christ. I'm in my 15th year of internetting. How terrible a thing.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Blimey
I remember the b3ta version of Windows 95 and my mate at work trying to tell me how wonderful it was and you can chat online and play games.
I said "What? do you think I am going to spend all day at work programming and fecking BUY one for home?".
/eat my own words blog
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I don't know why that's true
but it is.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# You're really good at making tapes look drippy.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# My CV is a napkin
with that scribbled on it.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Haha
Those phones are melting. Lol.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# would you care for a free eye test?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Ahh the problem you've got there is that you've a badger in the wrong pipe
Nice 'shopping though
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Oo reminiscing now about taping John Peel Show
wow flashback time *zones out*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *steals your purse*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# what kind of b3tan are you?
her PURSE is your first thought?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# CAT. I MEANT CAT.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Grrrrr.....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I didn't take any of your money. I just did a little wee in it.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# That's ok then.... I think
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *skips around in your kitchen with flip flops on*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# nicely done
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# A 54-minute long cassette?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# psst
45....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# oh, CFB
yeah, shit. Hmm. 28 minutes a side?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# AR54
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hehe
actually that looks like an insult :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# panel
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# yeah those plastic thing with reels on,
you know before CDs

You kids today!!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Kids?
I'm still using wax cylinders here.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# what you are using them for, however, remains under federal investigation
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Oooh! marvellous.


(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Yeah! C30 C60 C90 Go!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# That came on my player the other day!
I enjoyed it.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# It's a great tune
with a great period piece of a video!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# we don't want videos of periods thanks
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# it's ok...
it's a blue period - like on the adverts. And Picasso...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Wow it's a day for reminiscing Bow Wow Wow
look I'll be caught in the 80's at this rate!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# *watches Back to the Future*

*puts wet-look gel in hair*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Did you see my links contribution?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Good grief!
Looks like the Apollo 11 flight deck, never mind a studio.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Nice find I remember that episode
the first time I'd seen a sythn.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Yay
my shuffle is full of music from that era - Wire were the best then.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# but still going...
a friend saw them recently...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# they have reformed AGAIN
I heard some new material, they're still fucking edgy and good
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# yeah...
worth checking out, so my mate said.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# What is this crazy machine?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# "It stopped me leaking flaps and tasted lubberly too"
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Stupidly
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha, oh dear.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Bloody great!
I'll get my coat....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Super successful!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Skwirul teapax
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Haha, ace
Needs more white space!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i like this
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha
marvellous!

I'd buy them.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Have you got a thisty, but moist box?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# This question scares me...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Me too.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# this makes me want another cup of tea
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)

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