Ha ha ha!Never trust robots!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:38,
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have you heard?
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:43,
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i thought everybody had?I assume you're talking bout the word?
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:44,
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I said the bird bird! The bird is the word! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:10,
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HahahaI used to have one of those with a bent jaw:)
'ninglesSir. HAven't seen you for a while.
('ninglesSir. HAven't seen you for a while.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:41,
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HahahahaThe third frame is genius.
Especially the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH noise!
(Especially the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH noise!
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:43,
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lolzshe used to be fit when i was younger
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:32,
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You used to be fit when you were younger!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:34,
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^thisI would still do Anthea, no question.
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:43,
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Still wouldn't!:D
Nicely done, Ninj!
(Nicely done, Ninj!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:32,
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Ahahahawin
and
click
(and
click
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:33,
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Why am I looking at a picture of my dad? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:33,
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Because you are logged onto gaydar.co.uk ? Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:34,
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I see that,and raise you...
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:36,
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this is whyyou should always leave your Prince Albert ring in
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:47,
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hahai thought this too last night whilst playing it!!!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:30,
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haha!I played the demo, and you're right - you have to shoot a hell of a lot of tigers - I felt guilty...
(
enceladus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:31,
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I thought you didn't actually need toyou can get past without killing - haven't played it so don't know for sure
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:33,
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Ooops....didn't think of that. Damn my itchy trigger finger.
*feels even more guilty*
(*feels even more guilty*
enceladus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:34,
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I'll give you a fiver if you kill Tony the Tiger...he's shit
(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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Wonderful!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:31,
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very nicely done! :D:D
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:32,
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I agree, its a badly thought out and lazy game "baddie" HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:32,
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Stop hogging the mic, it's Rolf and Mr. Horsey's turn...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:23,
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I LOVE HORSES Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:23,
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I LOVE FLAPPY THE MAGNIFICENT Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:28,
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You love my what? Finish your sentence man! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:32,
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what in gods name....:/
woah nelly!
(woah nelly!
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:24,
archived)
hahahaha! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:24,
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Hiya Moley!Where do you get your LSD from ;-) *clicks* you loony toon...
( Ninj,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:26,
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hahaha, crikey!nicely done!
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:26,
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Shuddering Feck!What on earth is going on here?
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:28,
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im insaane im insaane im insaane etc etc op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:29,
archived)
This is giving me serious fear!Woo!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:30,
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OHME SAACK OHME SAACK OHME SAACK OHME SAACK OHME SAACK:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:31,
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IS IT SAFE?, IS IT SAFE?, IS IT SAFE?..*Yes*
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:31,
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hahahahahahahathis had me office lolling
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:46,
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Is that a come stain on his head? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:22,
archived)
haha now there's Henry put to good use :D Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:23,
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No...I have been on and off b3ta all day, has anyone posted anything funny yet?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:21,
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Ahahah!Saw this in the paper this morning and instantly wanted to shop it. ;)
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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A paper?* It's like a big floppy book, but that's not important right now....
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:24,
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hahahahahaha!now that is funny
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:25,
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Swimming around in raw sewage - I love it! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:29,
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Tell that to George Zip ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:29,
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It was supposed to be a 'Xmas Winter Wonderland' attraction type thing.but it failed miserably as you can see.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:24,
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Is that Henry cut & pasted onto another random background?Whatever next
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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it is witty and original,what more do you want?
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:23,
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I like to push the envelopeNext moids
(
the idiot Did I say it was funny?,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:23,
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looking at it, that's clearly been done in reversethe background is pasted onto henry, what is that background?
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:24,
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i think we should organize a b3ta tripTo Lapland Park
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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if it's in the summer i'm up for itin the winter you can forget it, i don't do snow.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:26,
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I'd come.news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_lapland_new_forest/html/1.stm
I mean just look at it!
(I mean just look at it!
the idiot Did I say it was funny?,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:27,
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HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAOh my god, that is simply breathtaking
( Victor Meldrew,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:30,
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I love the 'Bustling Christmas Market'Genuine office lolz.
Its amazing, I actually want to go, walk around with a few beers and roffle till the reindeer come home.
(Its amazing, I actually want to go, walk around with a few beers and roffle till the reindeer come home.
Victor Meldrew,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:38,
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Yay!A park b3tards could and should have built. £30 entrace is cheap.
Who is the evil genius behind this? I demand to be told.
(Who is the evil genius behind this? I demand to be told.
the idiot Did I say it was funny?,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:34,
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ahaha does he come with Windows 7?
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:07,
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For a tasteless jokethat's rather tastefully done...!
( enceladus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:18,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: B3ta Christmas cards"){kind=small}
I was going for sinister:
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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No, 'Andles for forks...oh...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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pfffftstill makes me laugh :)
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:06,
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haha :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:12,
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This is ace. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:13,
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Hello you :D *hugs*Am I allowed to insult the TV xbox 360 adverts? :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:25,
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*hugs* Well, I don't mind...Others in this building might, though ;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:32,
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Well, can you ask them what they actually mean?I just see gormless-looking people with lights coming out of the backs of their heads. I'm sure this isn't the message intended :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:33,
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I may not couch it in exactly those terms, but yes, I will if you like...;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:35,
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Please do, genuinely interested (as are a few of my German friends actually :) ) Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:36,
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You could have ILHed people there!!! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:00,
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i didn't clickjust incase.
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:21,
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It didn't work though, did it...Now this is sinister... ¬
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:00,
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I own e3ta.comStill have to do something with that:)
I was for the foodie b3tards:)
(I was for the foodie b3tards:)
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:02,
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i compulsively browse that site yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:02,
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Well apparantly this week I check out East 60th's shiny new health conscious spot and give it 4 star! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:09,
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I compulsively browse it toobut immediately flush my cache afterwards
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:09,
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HahahahaBugger.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:12,
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not seeing anything there.Ah now I do:D
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:58,
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Runs behind and picks up...* sells on 3b/-\y
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:59,
archived)
Ones enough, don't you think! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:01,
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Depends how pissed you are:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:03,
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^ This is true (and how pissed he is) Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:07,
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:DYou're on a roll today, sir!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:48,
archived)
HahahahaThey want his reggae reggae sauce!
EDIT: I used to have a crush on her when she was in Light Lunch. I wish they'd bring that back, that was a great show.
(EDIT: I used to have a crush on her when she was in Light Lunch. I wish they'd bring that back, that was a great show.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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HahahaI've always believed that when he's on TV the should have written in the corner, 'actualy size'.
I think I shopped that once.
*rummages*
(I think I shopped that once.
*rummages*
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:01,
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hahahaha! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:52,
archived)
Ha ha ha ha This is goodHowever 2 things.....
Thing 01: Where did the TC is gay thing come from? What is the basis for this widespread suggestion? I thought he was a lady bothering hetro type. What did I miss to suggest otherwise?
Thing 02: Why does the front of Alan Carrs book make me want to rip the entire shelf of them down everytime I see it in Waterstones / Smiths..? What is it about his face that just makes me want to cause it pain......
(Thing 01: Where did the TC is gay thing come from? What is the basis for this widespread suggestion? I thought he was a lady bothering hetro type. What did I miss to suggest otherwise?
Thing 02: Why does the front of Alan Carrs book make me want to rip the entire shelf of them down everytime I see it in Waterstones / Smiths..? What is it about his face that just makes me want to cause it pain......
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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:)thing 01: top gun?
thing 02: this
(thing 02: this
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:54,
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lolI have an irish mate who looks like him:
i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/genteh/DSC0019.jpg
uncanny no?
www.theambassadors.com/common_graphics/productions/p3437_m1.jpg
(i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/genteh/DSC0019.jpg
uncanny no?
www.theambassadors.com/common_graphics/productions/p3437_m1.jpg
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:56,
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I thought you meant Tom Cruise so I got a small erection.and then he looked a bit like Alan Carr, and my erection went away somewhere.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:57,
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well...1: i think it was coupla years back, someone threatened to release evidence that would prove he was a shirtlifter. he took em to court but i think in the end he had to settle out of court, in a sneaky-sneaky, shit,-i-don't-want-people-to-see-pics-of-me-buggering-someone,-it'll-destroy-my-image-as-a-lady-bothering-hetro-type-and-therefore-destroy-my-career-kinda way, which ended with him buying the rights to certain images that have still never seen the light of day.
2: cos he's a massive annoying way over the top ugly cunty gayer.
(2: cos he's a massive annoying way over the top ugly cunty gayer.
Just Flange,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:01,
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Aaaah Thank Yethat would make sense (on both points)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:08,
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Me too. I thought the last one was John Wheelbarrowmanoff of the Doctor Who.
Then I realised it wasn't and it made more sense
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:56,
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Then I realised it wasn't and it made more sense
oh he's been on the line for yearswoo to yaw :D
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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milking it for all its worth!
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:40,
archived)
Are you telling me that Cock Tuesday animation could be mistaken for porn?
WormuIus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:42,
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Obviously in the best possible taste:D riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:44,
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The problem is, it might be teh jew cock as there is no forskin to be seen.if it has a cheese skin flap catcher it would be safer for work.
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:44,
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Would you like me to cover the cock up with another CDC? WormuIus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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Seriously, I think its SFW but I've linked it on this occasion. WormuIus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Actually it made me giggle like a loon.Obviously bot the aquatic fowl
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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I don't care but...its not really crudely drawn is it.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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I mean COME ON! its the goatseman shitting!Surely NSFW
but obviously it isn't.
(but obviously it isn't.
WormuIus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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Why don't you post all of your work whilst your at it?and then keep replying to yourself...
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:51,
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What's wrong with replying to myself?I do it all the time.
( WormuIus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:54,
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Yes it beened a cheese cloth:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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Yep.That wins *clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:41,
archived)
*massive LOLs*Utterly wonderful.
Our lawyers will be in touch shortly. ;-)
(Our lawyers will be in touch shortly. ;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:46,
archived)
0.0eeeewwwwwwww
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:46,
archived)
Xbox 360 now only 2p(HDD and wireless adaptor £259,000,000.99)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:47,
archived)
ahhaaha!£19.99 lols.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:49,
archived)
excellent :Dalthough Oblivion, Mass Effect and Bioshock are exempt from this :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:01,
archived)
Bioshock is fucking brill!must play it again
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:06,
archived)
hehehehe!still no idea what guitar hero is for mind you, i'm guessing it's another silly game, and don't folk waving those wii things at the telly look soooooooo stupid.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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splendidi've got a little wooden ukulele that's been out once and now languishes in a cupboard because i can't abide listening to poorly played instruments, i'm in a bit of a quandry.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:49,
archived)
haha sick!lovely granny rotation.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:41,
archived)
needs more...less spunk would have been well funny.
a tiny dribble.
(a tiny dribble.
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:45,
archived)
Does exactly what it says on the tin(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:36,
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two in one dayi really must turn my speakers off.
(and stop clicking peoples links
lemoncurry alright.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:39,
archived)
Don't fight itProfess your love of domestic equines!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:41,
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sir,i must confess a penchant for our perissodactyl friends
( lemoncurry alright.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:43,
archived)
ha!Not Found
The requested URL /###########/ was not found on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/1.3.36 Server at spare5ck50.forlinux.co.uk Port 80
(The requested URL /###########/ was not found on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/1.3.36 Server at spare5ck50.forlinux.co.uk Port 80
Sir T. Skellington,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:39,
archived)
he actually speaks the truth it's down
w3rthers because you're someone very special too,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:07,
archived)
100% truth.right there.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:37,
archived)
That really is that. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:39,
archived)
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:39,
archived)
Dilemma - it says NSFWand I'm not at work, but I don't want to see something nasty so I dare not click. what do I dooooo!!!!????
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:40,
archived)
Jack Straw - Twat
Charlie Brooker on the story :
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/dec/01/charlie-brooker
blog and archive
beaubodor blogless,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:33,
archived)
Jack Straw For The Win! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:35,
archived)
Needless to say but nonetheless - Top Satire Beau maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:35,
archived)
He looks like he's doing a really satisfying fart!woo
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:35,
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HahahahahahaPrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:37,
archived)
I was thinking more of a pffffffffffft one myself:D riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:38,
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No.I know that expression, and it involves anally rolling one's Rs (geddit?) as opposed to the silent, soft type.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:39,
archived)
No definatelya long ffffffffffffffffff most likely with a little upscaled squeak at the end.Did you not read your Usborne Book of Farts?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:43,
archived)
hehehehe!i've said it before and guess what.
cerise romper suits with tinkly bells on, fuck 'em !!!
(cerise romper suits with tinkly bells on, fuck 'em !!!
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:36,
archived)
Yeah! It's payback time!And Straw's collecting...in blood.
( enceladus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:36,
archived)
Surely they tried this scheme in the past, by kitting out rogues and scoundrels in bright orange vests...From what I remember they put them out along the main commuter lines and put 'Network Rail Engineering' on the back...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:36,
archived)
Here's the most christmasy way to send your cards...
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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Yay \o/ Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:31,
archived)
Agoraphobics love to send each other Xmas Cardshehe *click*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:31,
archived)
hahaha, great :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:32,
archived)
hahahagenius
*clicks*
(*clicks*
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:33,
archived)
Ha!don't get all too neighbourly on us, y'hear?
( beaubodor blogless,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:34,
archived)
my kind of christmas god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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I dunno but I can see right through her
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:30,
archived)
You are Alanis MorrisetteAICMFP
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:31,
archived)
I'm making some Christmas cards for friends and family.Or at least I intend to. Whether or not I actually get round to doing it is a different matter.
Each one has a different title, to be printed under the image on each card:
"What? It was like that when I got here. That's right, blame the fat bloke."
"Pisa, Rudolph! I said the next stop was PISA!"
Are they any good? I am worried that only I find them humorous.
And yes, the idea is influenced/stolen/borrowed/inspired from Slinkachu's work
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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Each one has a different title, to be printed under the image on each card:
"What? It was like that when I got here. That's right, blame the fat bloke."
"Pisa, Rudolph! I said the next stop was PISA!"
Are they any good? I am worried that only I find them humorous.
And yes, the idea is influenced/stolen/borrowed/inspired from Slinkachu's work
I like the mince pie one.....But the Pizza slice is making me feel queasy
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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making me hungrySomeone take me out for lunch!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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Carluccio's?Nice spot of Mushroom Risotto?
I'll book a table.
(I'll book a table.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22,
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Argh! Don't you dare!I heard (somewhere) that he's raped the New Forest of mushrooms
and now nobody's allowed to pick 'em anymore
(and now nobody's allowed to pick 'em anymore
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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Really?Bloody hell! Instant boycott then.
Or perhaps I'll have the seafood linguini instead.
*ponders*
(Or perhaps I'll have the seafood linguini instead.
*ponders*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:25,
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It could easily be bollocksI can't find anything in gooooogle
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:26,
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I need verification!That's my fave non-meat lunch!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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I want to go to the New Forest Of Mushrooms. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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*aims**fires*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22,
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COR! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22,
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Yes, I like themNice work fella
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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See that old peice of pizza?THat's your CHristmas dinner that is. You'll all sit down and dear Papa will carve it up and you'll all marvel at how you will better it next year.
/History Today blog.
(/History Today blog.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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I like the bothBut feel the contents of the mince pie one should be shopped a little to vaguely resemble a nativity scene - ikkle babby cheeses, Mazza n' Jo, etc.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22,
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yayYou made that 10 foot tall mince pie look really tiny :D
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:23,
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No, I used some tiny little 1 inch high models thatmodel railway nerds use in their displays. They come in all shapes and sizes. I get them off Ebay
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:38,
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Yes!Go ahead and make those into cards - they're fun...
( enceladus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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I like them both, sirThe mince pie one is making me rather hungry, though. As is the pizza.
*Orders both from M&S online*
(*Orders both from M&S online*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:25,
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Oooh, glad they seem to be well likedIn a similar, but non-festive vein:
Go away! I'm reading
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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Go away! I'm reading
*eyes suspiciously*What's that book?
Edit: Apologies, that was very rude - Great Pic.
(Edit: Apologies, that was very rude - Great Pic.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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It's called "The Accident Man" - it's a thriller basedaround the time The Queen of Our Hearts Lady Princess Diana died.
Think Dan Brown. In Paris (again). But with more dead princesses and far fewer book sales.
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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Think Dan Brown. In Paris (again). But with more dead princesses and far fewer book sales.
Aha...!ta for the info.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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The world needs more tiny peeps!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:35,
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Oh this is what I'm talking about!WOO!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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have I missed one? bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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I'm finding that difficult to answer :¬/ Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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let me know as soon as you can pleaseIt's really frustrating me
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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Well he would but you didn't furnish him with an SAE! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:18,
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Did you see the one where they went back in time and hid the keys so they could escape from the police cell? Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:18,
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I haven't written that one yet. JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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Yes but you did will have written it! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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It's OK, you can write it after it happens Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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EXCELLENT!Remember the trash can!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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Down the corridor, second lab on the left just past the marmots. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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^ That has to much writing - it hurts my brain!* Have you tried the talk board?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:18,
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For the lower reading bracket:
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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Arf!"For the hard of thinking"
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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Art's dummer than we thought.He's lost his weeatbix... I mean his eyebrows.
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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They are the source of his power. JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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And now he's probably got tetnus or scurvey or some other infectionFrom a rusty hammoc nail.
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:37,
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HahaSpin off comic "Inconsequential Art" ...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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I'm not lower reading bracket.But I love this S&S style.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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Thank you - you are so kind* and so Art returns...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:32,
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I feel like I'mjoining this a bit late... but have a woo anyway!
( enceladus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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Shredded Sqwuirrels with tits in a canSlurry for pig food. Extra nutrients and stuff.
On another note, these other Squirrels should get their own spinoff sitcom/movie where their naivety buggers up everything for everyone every 5 minutes.
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22,
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On another note, these other Squirrels should get their own spinoff sitcom/movie where their naivety buggers up everything for everyone every 5 minutes.
MMMMMMMMMHHH....little meaty chunks
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:25,
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Exciting!Thanks JJ! This borg squirrel intelligence is unnerving though.
(For anyone who hasn't been following the story, the link to collectedcurios.com is on JJ's b3ta page. Then you want the sequential art link. Where to start? You need to go back at least 50 strips, to when Quinten R&D get onto Scarlet's trail in strip number 444)
((For anyone who hasn't been following the story, the link to collectedcurios.com is on JJ's b3ta page. Then you want the sequential art link. Where to start? You need to go back at least 50 strips, to when Quinten R&D get onto Scarlet's trail in strip number 444)
Bee Nice |-|,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:51,
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*ignores all talk of Star Wars*Hang on a minute, I have got something wrong here....
Woo!
(Woo!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:12,
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Simon Cowell was in StarTrek?wooyay
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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He's got a chat show starting soon :)(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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Need a little helpAny chance someone could alter this image for me?
I woudl like it to say 'MATZE' instead of 'MATE' at the top.
The original image is from a caffeinated drink you can buy over here in Germany.
I know this isn't normally a place for begging, but I'm doing this for a gift for a friend and I'd really appreciate the good will.
I can translate stuff in return (French/German/English), just in case that helps...
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:09,
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I woudl like it to say 'MATZE' instead of 'MATE' at the top.
The original image is from a caffeinated drink you can buy over here in Germany.
I know this isn't normally a place for begging, but I'm doing this for a gift for a friend and I'd really appreciate the good will.
I can translate stuff in return (French/German/English), just in case that helps...
How's this
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10,
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What are we your Photoshop bitches!* Only joking - Is this any good for you?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10,
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You're brave, I'll give you that.*heads for the bunker*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10,
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My freelance rates are really quite low The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10,
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As is the end of my dong. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:11,
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.......I didn't know how to tell you......But that's your knee..... you have a displaced kneecap.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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You thought he had two legs didn't you?:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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You know - a couple of months ago I sat bolt upright in bed, fast asleep, in the middle of the night.I started patting the bed all around me, and, on finding the source of my concern, cried fearfully "WHAT'S THAT?!"
Mrs Vagabond looked and calmly said "Vagabond, that's your knee."
"Oh right." I said, satisfied, and went back to sleep.
(Mrs Vagabond looked and calmly said "Vagabond, that's your knee."
"Oh right." I said, satisfied, and went back to sleep.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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due to the fact that you have no legs?/lucky guess
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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No, he's always smelled. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:26,
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well, maybe his legs had jus...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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Ha ha ha!PRICKelnde!
EDIT: How's this?
(EDIT: How's this?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:11,
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just saw the image when I was looking for sopmething elsethought "I'll keep that for future use" and lo and behold...
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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Try this site.(
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:13,
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What a class site!:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:17,
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i have broken my silenceto say thanks for that, the entire floor heard it.
propper office lol for that site.
(propper office lol for that site.
lemoncurry alright.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:18,
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blessi'd be happy to but that font is far too tricky for me
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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Here:www.b3tards.com/u/a609ede35986cfd048a1/club-matze.jpg
/helpful
edit: The matching font for the title is called 'African' - it's linked back to the Jurassic Park font
(/helpful
edit: The matching font for the title is called 'African' - it's linked back to the Jurassic Park font
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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Oh go on.......Someone has to spoil out little hate clique by being helpfull & adult ;) We hadn't started to work ourselves into a geekish froth yet.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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Not as good as my effort sir ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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Nicest chap on the internetFact.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:17,
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Get's his prickelnde out for the laydeez. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:17,
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better latewww.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/538px-club_mate_logo.svg.gif
edges look a bit shit though and archie's already done it
or better on white
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/538px-club_mate_logo.gif
(edges look a bit shit though and archie's already done it
or better on white
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/538px-club_mate_logo.gif
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:32,
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things reallyhappen fast around here.
My most sincere thanks to The Greatest Architect and god save the queen.
I'll let Matze know that some kind souls out there had a hand in his present.
Good day to all :-)
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:09,
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My most sincere thanks to The Greatest Architect and god save the queen.
I'll let Matze know that some kind souls out there had a hand in his present.
Good day to all :-)
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