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# theyre so cute when they're young
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# yeah
...but they're still trash.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# "A litter of bins".
Aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# A tit clutch
images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=tit+clutch&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

edit: you fucking cowards :) You should know me by now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# i looked
i shouldnt have
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Garbage in . . . garbage out !
They'll fill in nicely . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# The rightmost one's the runt.
Poor thing'll even struggle to accommodate a single Doberman turd in the first few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# but only one in five make it to adulthood
the others get suffocated with black plastic bags
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Arf!
*awaits wombles to wander on*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# the mother looks proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Litter bins are sluts...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# hahahha nice
the man burns in 268 days
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Jones The Stream
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# haha a tinkle
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# SEXY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# How rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# says you!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# WHo you calling a cunt?
*may be confused*

Lo Crumpet! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# you, you facking cunt.
i'm dandy, went clothes shopping, well needed trousers, found a lovely pair and a nice belt and big fuck off cocktail ring and expected to pay £30 for the lot, the woman rang it all up and it came to £17.24. i was well fucking pleased.
and i have a nice new false last effect mascara..proper posh and all that.

i'm a right fucking girl aren't i? well apart from the cock.

hows you gorgeous? ear ok?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Sounds awesome!
Yeah, ears ok. I saw the doctor today and he is pretty sure he knows what it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# barking toad?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Arf.
No, it is called Sensory Neural Hearing Loss I think. Basically means my nerves to my ear have stopped working.

Doc says that there is nothing they can do, but I think he is lying. I pointed out that they could just cut my skull open and use some electrical tape to reattach them innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# So, does that mean you are totally deaf in that ear?
Or is it only partial hearing loss?

/half deaf
/half blind
/thank God I'm good looking
//snort!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# yes please?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# There is a vial on it's way to you now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# gay mice?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# gay mince?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# TAUTOLOGY ALERT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Whoop! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Its da sound of da police!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Tautology police
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# GUSHY GUSHY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] *edit for better* Hard to adapt to a post-Postgate world...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# It just keeps on going!!
Wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# he chugged a 40 ounce
chugged, geddit? huh? huh?

*crickets*


*tumbleweed*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I reckon you should choooooooose a funnier joke next time.
Chooooooooose! See what I did there? Like Chooo Chooo, the sound a train makes!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
#
*crickets*


*tumbleweed*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
#
I'm thinking of constructing my very own tumbleweed for shit jokes at the office. Any time I hear one, I'll just lob it by the offender.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# haha! do it!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# piss de cah piss de cah piss de cah piss de cah.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahaha.......
Hearty clicks....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Danke!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha 'SPANG'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Ha! Now do Woo Hefner!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# DAMN YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# 'lo miss!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Viva Viagra . . . Overdose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
too many little blue pills
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Then . . . it's off to the cryonic tank !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# in lieu of a good spanging (which you righy deserve), have a confusing array of felines
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# my brain matter
is leaking through my nose


woo though
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I created Jesus on WWF No Mercy (Nintendo 64)
(And Muhammad...)
I beat the shit out of them!

Nothing more fun than slamming Jesus through a table! =D

Have I booked my place in hell?
(Cockney_Jesus is targetting your mum in V.A.T.S!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
hell fail
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# haha
qotw FAIL

edit: Here's a link to /QOTW where you can post your story.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I love QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Best of all the text based boards!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# your table is ready, sir
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# No, you've posted on the wrong board.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Get your coat.
and not because you've pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
#
images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=pulled%20pork&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I'm hungry now.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# really?
www.gwiv.com/PulledPork1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I went out with a redneck
and started having second thoughts when he invited me to a "pork pull" with his family. I guess it's where they get together and pull pork? Whatever that means.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I don't understand a word of what you just said


where's our sexy nuns picture?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# a b3ta classic
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# too kind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# this
I remember this from my earliest days, and i still love it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# pfff
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hello.
Is it me you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# fucking hell, i did that on smackdown for the psx about 10 years ago.
the originality is strong in this one.

Edit: of course, what I mean to say is fuck off to talk, and don't tell people about things like the characters you build on WWE games. It's fucking lame.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] "it's alright lad, he's gone to a better place"
although i'm not going to a better place, i am going. i lose my internet in just less than an hour and a half. i don't know when i will be back, but believe me, it'll be as soon as can possibly manage it.
i'll miss b3ta and i'll miss all of you. :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# bless ya
hurry back, i'll keep your place warm for you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# thanks
i'll try to be back soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# 'sad face'
you've found somewhere else, haven't you?

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# yes
it's my cable-phone-and-internet-less lounge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# well hurry back soon, then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# will do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# OH NOES!
BYE SMASHY :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# bye
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# WHO ELSE WILL I CHAT NONSENSE TIL 2AM WITH :(
THE GAYSHIFT WONT BE THE SAME
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# you'll just have to imagine i'm here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Aww bless

Hope everything works out for you.
You're one of the nice ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# thanks
you're nice, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# what, what's happening?
is it the blitz?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# yes
the cable nazis want money i can't afford to pay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# noooooooo
barricade yourself in
get a flamethrower and some bricks
they'll never dare
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# if they didn't cut it off from their nice safe office
i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Buy a small notebook and a biro.
It's soothing to carry these items around, ignoring them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# i shall
it beats my current fallback hobby of knitting patchwork blankets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Why are you losing your internets? You're nice and friendly.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# because i can't afford to pay for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# set up paypal and get people to donate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# nice thought
but i wouldn't like to ask
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ^ This
You were nice to me when I introduced myself. I'm unemployed, young and poor, but I'd give you £2 for internets.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# that's a lovely thing to say
but i'd feel really weird taking people's money. i'll get back on my feet soon, then i'll be back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Bye bye then, ma'am.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Keep it hot Smash . . . see you ASAP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# thanks
nice sombrero
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# awww, hurry back loverly likkle lady
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i shall
hopefully i'll only be gone a couple of month
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You could always go on the game to pay for it..!!!
Hurry back as soon as possible.....
You're one of the nicest people on here and lurking on here won't be half as much fun while you're gone....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i don't think cable would accept a jar of pennies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Eeeeek......missreads
Has vision of you cutting off mens pennieses and putting them into jar..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# that's only at weekends ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# He's the Master of Puppets...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# He's pulling your strings
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Twisting your mind and killing your dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# he's sicked up a Pop Tart onto his chin
dangerous things, they are

someone should do something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Quick! Somebody call somebody!
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# 'phones dominos'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Mmmmm
Pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I'll have my people call your people
we'll get some lunch in, it'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# stay clear of the Pop Tarts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Will there be pizza?
And cayke?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# PIZZACAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Have you ever had dessert pizza?
That shit is mad weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I'm frightened and I want to go home
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Awww, don't be scared!
Why are you scared?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# dessert pizza
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# There should be a law
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# he looks angry that someone has poked him in eye
;P

good stuff, gotta love a bit of metallica
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahah
You'd be angry, too, I bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Well now you are just lying!
That is quite clearly not Keith Harris!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahahah
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Is he a b3tard?
Wheres my dinosaur aswell ?

Humph
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# No.
In the works.


Humph.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# >:(
He better come back all better, I dont like sick dinosaurs, they snot everywhere


(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Okay, Okay
Hold on...

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Didnt you draw that already?
When I said draw an Ice-dragon?

It looks very similar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# It's completely different!
See?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# OH I SEE NOW!
KTHNX

:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# THEY STILL HAVE BUG EYES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# YES
YES THEY DO
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# DINOS HAVE NO BUG EYES!
THEY HAVE AWESOME EYES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# BUG EYES COULD BE AWESOME
MAYBE
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# NO, YOU ARE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Yay!
I like the way you've been doing the blur on these, it adds a lot of depth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Oh, thank you.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Oh, cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Fanks.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# He is angry
because someone accidentally hit him on the head. But he will have his revenge.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Oh, okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I recognise one..!!
Nice and vibrant this is.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Yay!! :D
Thank you. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I like this
it is nice.

I do not like metallica though. They are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Thank you.
:D


I like Metallica. *shrug* :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# yeh, people do like them, it's odd *shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# He's the Pastor of Muppets...
(noodle_6491, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# bah humbug

*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# My, what a happy...erm...
nevermind

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I like this cos it reminds me of Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# This is true
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Where is she going?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Maddness.....!!!
Approves.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# jesus!
hahahahahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# He'll be a sad loss


and with added texture, the none shadow typage.

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I WANT MY SHADOW TO HAVE TEXTURE TOO
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# You'll find a good tutorial
here
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Your mum's site is down again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I want my shadow to have big boobs
and feed me tacos
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Every Clangers post is breaking my heart.
:(

Lovely work though, just lovely. *Weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# puff
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Gay off, captain gay!
You see, I have comebacks. Poor ones.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# so does he
although i think you'll find it's spelt cum.

and on that note i'm to my bed my lovlies. nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Nite nite Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# oof, ouchee!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Westude, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Thats good that is
I can't believe it took someone 30 minutes to comment on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# slow typer eh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# :) nice workage!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor recall of rudimentary musical notation, but still...
but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# So...
how did the televised assisted suicide go?

Edit: Seriously, it's in the news that you brits are going to televise an assisted suicide.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I chickened out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# as new formats go
its a bit of a dead-end


(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Ba-dum
tish!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# it just leaves you hanging
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# not an execution...
maybe
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# didn't see it
but as i recall from the hoo ha a few weeks back, it's more about the weeks leading up to the guy's demise, and the a bit of stuff after he's done the deed, don't think the pill popping's going out live, with an audience vote afterwards. i may be wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# what an ego...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i may have my suicides on tv mixed up
it's a very popular subject for shows over here.
www.guardian.co.uk/society/2008/dec/10/assisted-suicide-television
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# is it Mick Hucknall?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# What???
the Irish are throwing fasteners about again?

Really, I don't know.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Awwww, that's (somehow) lovely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Thank you.
It was supposed to (somehow) be.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Too late for the Compo but...
Thought I'd put this here anyway (a fitting line that, guffaw!)

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# well played
just don't let the pope see it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# My tallywhacker?
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# indeed
he's seen that already
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# too late for that
something about the gay stuff being cut out of the film in italy, the horses being cut out in france and served to the crew as lunch, and the indians demanding that the cowboys let them win for once especially as they've just suffered heavy losses in Mumbai, or something
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# hehehe
In the spirit of the season, 'Heeeee's behiiind yoooooou!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# oh no he isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# oooooh yes he is
[repeat 50 times followed by Oh, oh ,ooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees he iiiiiiis!!!']
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# *throws sweets*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Here
Have a wagon wheel!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# *munch*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# U gots splinters!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# A large hadron?
That's all I could think of when I saw this
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# it struck me as amusing that the hedron and sarah palin topped that google chart
do b3ta really use google that much
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Yep!
I thinks so
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# an image search chart would be more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Who knows?


Here...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# DAILY MAIL
Clown phalates Invisible Man. Stop this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# STOPS
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# COLLABORATES
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# LISTENS
Awww you sweaty:P

EDIT: That was weird and this is not a typo: I just saw an ambulance cycle past!

EDIT: Soddit I typoed:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Thickish fat blinds!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# That didn't take long...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'm denying everything..!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# We know it was you as no one saw you there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Arf.....
That reminds me of the time I wasn't caught on CCVT..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I read that as
pthalate and got really worried

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# What about the worldwide problem of nude clowns?
www.nakedclowncalendar.com/uploaded_images/June-786098.jpg

Not Safe for Accordion players
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# No way I'm clicking that...
*click
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Lab Rat
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha cor!

also: LOLWACKYTHREADDELETION
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Yays
He'll kill us all
He'll kill us all
He'll kill us all
He'll kill us all
He'll kill us all
He'll kill us all
He'll kill us all

/billy and mandy blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Brillio!





(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# YAY FOR RATS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# best of all the short term pets!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I'm sticking with lice

they are ever so polite
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I like hamsters
Id quite like a house rabbit, but one of my housemates hates all animals which is shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# house rabbits are hard, been there. It ate te baseboard, carpet, curtains...
rats on the other hand are an ace pet. They just die young.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Its not my house, we are renting
So I wouldnt really care that much.

When I get my own house and job once I graduate, a dog is going to be one of my first purchases
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# hamsters are good at that too
dying young and eating stuff, although generally the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ours died quite quickly
RIP hammy :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# they always used to go into their houses and sort of stiffen rather
they go quite solid fairly quickly i've found, the only one that didn't ended up being euthanased with a length of 22mm copper tube, wasn't at all well.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# brill
this has to be the longest day evah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# haha SCIENCE!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# You forgot the
TM after the SCIENCETM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# it works, bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# mice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ha
it looks hard at work on important sciences.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# SCIENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] CLANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I am loving this compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# it's the nicest, most innocent and interesting compo yet.
i hope i don't get bored of it by the end of the week like most compos
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Innocent you say?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Needs more magenta...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# always with the magenta...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Yay the last surviving clanger after the great Soup Dragon wars
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# THat am lubbly
Cleeeeeeeeeeeeeek.
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# :)
He want's to huggerfy us!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Don't worry, I'll get the chaingun.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# *imagines a gun tha fires chain*
oh no i'm been covered in chain
arghh its kinda heavy
ow... i'm gonna go have a hot bath, i smell like a trap :)
G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# night fella
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# noooo
ACCEPT HUGS
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Wonderful.
nings all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Happiness and joy in picture form.
*Glees and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't worry guys,

soon millions of kids will be taking you to a new home...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# aaaw.
They'll spend the whole of Boxing Day dodging children who're trying to shove batteries up their arses.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# And trying to 'turn them on'?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I read that as 'dogging' for some reason.
Which is a beautiful and touching image.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Dogging children?
Pupping surely:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Nah, I don't believe in the 'break them in gently' theory.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Well it does get easy for them
after the first time their pelvis cracks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Piss and mind collision
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I thought you said 'dogging' there
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Noggin's gonna freeze his nutsack off

nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# oh why did i search for auditions with safe search off
i really should know better by now, it threw me off my chain of thought completely again.

worse still, granny gown
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# *shudder*
www.auditionsforkids.info/picture_library/kids%20auditions.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hehehe
i was minded to do a dixon tribute, but lost the will to live
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha, well played
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Marvellous.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# 11th December - Colour Portrait Test


Been practicing doing skin blends and tones etc
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# oooo, very nice, love the lips
woo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# You need to practice more

it's fuckin' smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Blimey
Thats a bit good that is
Woo! Woo i say!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# This works extremely well
very nicely done. *click*

*edit: I wish art could be FP'd as this deserves it, but it never is and that's a shame. Mods!! Oi Mods!! make an Art FP section on the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I want to see links on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ooo my bum seems to have fallen off.

EDIT: Ah either you ninjaed or I misread it. Hell no! Links and talk only exist to take strain off the messageboard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I think theres more to it than that
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# It needs to be b3talized first.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha
dear oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Ooo that's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# very nice
let me dig out a woo

(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Nice woo - mind if Domo joins in?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# only if Fred Dibnah can join in as well
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Skates well for a dead guy
yay Dibnah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# The bails can get messy :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# haha
nicely immortalised
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# very good indeed
also love the bow/ribbon
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# evening squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# good evening master freebs
i trust you are well
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# not too shabby
about to go dust the dining room
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# is that euthamism for some form of drug abuse
just say no.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# no
I have chores
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i have a maid to do that sort of thing, when i say maid i mean derek, but he looks great in his little french outfit and he doesn't mind what i call him, after all i am paying.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# where can I get a Derek?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Derektline
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# badum!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# There's a Derik here:
But I don't think that counts
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# The fact you know to find that worries me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Why? I knew it was spider and scorpion so I just backtracked to find it.
048 cracks me up.
www.collectedcurios.com/SAS_0048_Small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Wow, that's beautiful :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# this is really, really good
was it using a tablet?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Crikey, Freebs
You're here later than usual.
'lo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# that's wonderful
well done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I logged on at a good time, there
fantastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# That is quite wonderful
I think you've missed a bit.
She has eye shadow on her right eye but not on her left.
If it's meant to be like that then I'm sorry for mentioning it.


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# That's amazing!
Very very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Oh my, that is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha, lost in spack. Sorry, just misread lost in space as lost in spack
that is lovely, you are too good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# This is excellent
a mighty Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Mmmmm...
....Jessica Simpson
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# She's lovely

Edit: Actually this looks like someone now but I can't quite place them.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# *snort*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# office lol...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Arf!

this could do with some more gmos
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ace!
in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Well done!
Lovely textures! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I say...
top hole old bean! *clicky*
(bitchman contains mild peril, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# This is ...
Super..... loves it...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# The more I look, the more I like this.
(and I thought it was awesome on first sight)

Here's what's probably a really stupid question (with apologies): If this was physical paint, you would have to mix the colours yourself, even if you were working from a photo rather than a live model. Do you do that just the same for this, or do you sample colours from pixels or regions of the source image?

However it's done, it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Bit of both
Sometimes I sample the colours from the pictures, sometimes I just eyeball the colour and get it in the photoshop palette
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *posts*

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
no shopping required :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# It's very well done
but surely this has bindun a million times...
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# haha
The longevity of this meme has surprised me
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Fuck nuts
Really want to do a Diagnosis Moider one, but am on the wrong computer (and have no talent)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I am on the right computer, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Cheers
Been meaning to do that for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Gaaah!
The magnifying glass has eaten into his face!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# *insert explanation about optics*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Not a very accurate one then.:P
Coz being a magnifying glass it would magnify the area. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...I went there

/vile racist
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I'll be the first:
RACIST!!
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# if this doesn't make the front page
it's political correctness gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# how very droll
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# i do not understand?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# TJ Alert....
Who here is from Port Ludlow,WA or there abouts?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I think the chances of finding someone would be extremely remote
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I just had a visitor to my profile...
The map says, Port Ludlow, WA
I'm not a complete tosser.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Maps can be very judgemental:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Perhaps...
I should have asked whose gateway is in Port Ludlow, WA
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Or maybe be looking for the Key Master!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# About a million to one

but still they cooooooome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I was thinking this too
but you had the courage of your comedy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# + wine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I live in Seattle
but don't care about your profile.

Do I win?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# He's not from York!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Any excuse!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hehe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Now do Ivor the Injun
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
only if you do wogpuss
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Well you could take this to sexism too with The Mingers (clangers)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# ...
haha it's funny because it's.. oh hang on a minute it isn't
(bitchman contains mild peril, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Tea anyone?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# nicely!
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# that game was disappointingly easy (oops wrong game - I mean portal)
completed it in a day
but fun :)
*CLICK*
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I agree
it was easier than the first one but I really enjoyed it.

I must get round to getting episode 2 at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# theres an epsisode 2?
we are talking about portal right?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# no half life 2 episode 2
I need to get portal too
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# oh i thought it was the portal machine...
i've forgotten how half life works! not played in years!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Ah
It is the gravity gun used for lifting stuff.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# nice


is there a thread missing?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Mmmm delicious artifacts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# git orf me artifacts!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# haha
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# That's what she said.
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# This was a triumph!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# That's click worthy...
oh yes.

*clicks*

see?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)

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