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# Not in the best mood..

Should of gone for a Roger Ramjet like punch.
First post. Hazzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:25, archived)
# Awww that's sweet. *wish I had my gun* :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# humpf i'm not getting any, therefore i don't like this
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:39, archived)
# When has marriage ever been about getting any?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# it implies more than im getting.
incidently welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave, i tend to whine alot, shop kittens etc...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:44, archived)
# Shop kittens?
Thank you for the welcome. May the Sex Fairy send you some soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:50, archived)
# the sacred method of b3ta enlightenment is to make a picture involving kittens.


like this undead one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Ooh..
I like zombie kitty. I'll definately get into making pics of kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:59, archived)
# mmm... Fulci-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:13, archived)
# that's the perfect cat
for a fisherman
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)
# more 'Awww' this morning


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# Top marks for your first post
Welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:00, archived)
# Nicely done :D
Welcome to here
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Made me smile...
welcome aboard sailor

*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Shesh! Just marraged and already she's criticizing his appearance!
Woo, draw yourself up a kitten and 'ningles b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)
# 'ning rg
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:25, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# great anim
nice first post - and NING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Lesbian weddings FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:29, archived)
# How to stop having daily sex with a nymphomaniac?
Marry her!

Welcome aboard Ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Caution: Inspirational Literature


Click for bigger (97KB)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Now with pop-up pictures
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:45, archived)
# Religion made easier, and easier
Just pay extra postage and handling
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:58, archived)
# inspirational?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Figure of speech :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:46, archived)
# they used to be quite common
but you don't see many around these days
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(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:40, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:41, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)
# wow
great hummus
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Ha Ha Bizzard, nicely done
I remember those bastards laying their eggs, then stealing them from their own nests??!??
Fast-route to extinction!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] What we have here is a 4th Dimensional Portal, nyaff nyaff
'ning boardlets. I'm covered in kitten scratches, I look like I've been self-harming.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:36, archived)
# then you shouldn't have painted your cat with pink stripes for that photo...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:38, archived)
[challenge entry] george painted himself....
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(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:57, archived)
# ace
edit :O
a member for 3 years, 11 months and 30 days
its been like that for three days now lol
*goes to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Happy b3tatiems :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:13, archived)
# Morning, B3ta!
This is a work in progress, but I need sleep now and I'm pretty chuffed with it,
especially seeing as she looked a bit like a man in the original sketch.
Comments/Critque/Criticism/Cocky replies appreciated! =D
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)
# make her look a bit more cheery
and less like she's just had an attack of explosive diahorrea over the back of her gown.

the top of the visible leg needs to be filled out a touch and shadow added where it's presntly black. shorten her knee a bit as well

otherwise, fantastic. :)

would.

There, i think that's comments, critque, critisim and cocky.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:33, archived)
# yeah the leg's a bit buggered...the left(as we see it) foot should be much lower
in the original the inside of the dress is orange and i picked the colours from the original when i coloured it but it still doesn;t look right...
I did think to mylself as soon as i coloured it "someone's gonna say she's shat herself"

also her face is lucky to look as good as it does! I'll give it another look with fresh eyes tomorrow.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:37, archived)
# Very very nice
Bit less lippy maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:34, archived)
# true true...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:39, archived)
# draw her in the nuddy
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:01, archived)
# I'm sure
I've seen the source for that image before.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# probably...
i've had it for a while and i can't remember where i got it...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# sing along kids!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:20, archived)
# to which tune shall i sing your lyrics?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)
# "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
which was hilarious when I first heard it in 1983.

It loses something when you hear it ad nauseam every holiday season for the next 25 years.

Atomic's version should now be the default version.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# i hate that song...
...that's why i destroyed it!..... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Ta, lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# THIS IS BOLICE.
DO NOT COMMIT CRIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# CRIMES: COMMITTED.
PREBARE FOR BOLICE ARREST.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# ARREST: COMPLETE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)
# THEre's nobody here! We have this place to ourselves.
I'm listening to punk rock, and killing gnats with my bare hands as they fly by.

Continue committing your crimes everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I'm listening to future sound of london
and waiting for this last fucking hour to tick by so I can go home.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:01, archived)
# the future sound of london...
...wow... that sounds cool!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:08, archived)
# HALFWAY THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)
# LIFEFORMS!
Excellent road trip music.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Sure they're not fruit flies?
What kind of punk are you listening to?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:06, archived)
# INTERNATIONANL SHIPPING ROUTES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:08, archived)
#
CIRCLE TRIANGLE TRADE PIT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:10, archived)
# bad religion...
...atomic garden.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C62jsJrtf9s
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:15, archived)
# If I had a time machine
this is where I would be headed:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-7tryyJ0Ro
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# a time machine, eh?...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPQR-OsH0RQ
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)
# I've seen that before.
Totally great.

They're back together again. A bit older though.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:37, archived)
# I hear JR is being kind of difficult and like not showing up for shows and stuff
a friend told me the rest of Bad Brains teamed up with the singer from The Cro-Mags and formed a pretty cool band.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:43, archived)
# There's always been JR stories.
He didn't show for an interview a couple of months back. The dj was pretty bummed out. I was dying to hear it.

Someone else told me he hung out with Nancy Reagan. Which I really find hard to believe.

Cromags. I can definitely see that.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Ha. I want it to be true!
I believe David Lynch actually did eat dinner with Ronald and Nancy Reagan.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:59, archived)
# You might like this station.
By day they suck. But around 10pm eastern USA time, they turn into the Record Hospital. Pretty good most nights.

whrb.org/streams/whrb2.m3u
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Will check it out
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:16, archived)
# THey ARE fruit flies!
I have been having lots of oranges. I have an infestation in here! It's fun watching them do their courtship thing on orange peels. :) And then I kill a few of them. :(

Among other tunes, I listened to Artichoke doing their acoustic version of God Save the Queen. Complete with kazoos.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)
# This is the internet!
You may continue committing your crimes.

PS- I have always hated Xmas. But now I love it since seeing this animation. Thank you mr and/or mrs. Atomic.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# mr....
...mr.(king) atomic.....(just kidding).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:04, archived)
# YIFF YIFF BELLS
YIFF YIFF BELLS
FURRIES BURN IN HELL
PUMPARUMPPAH ETC.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:49, archived)
# is that a christmas song?...
...i thinks ye may be jivin'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 4:06, archived)
# A Point & Click Adventure Game


With a man with no arms
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Use 25c with lever
Yell at lever
Kick lever
Wank on lever
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# No mouth either
just a pencil moustache
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# jesus effing christ
sideshowcollectors.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41696
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:02, archived)
# ^ Rob

CWLOIOCOK
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)
# kick metal box
chew metal box
nudge metal box with head
say nuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Look at metal box
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Its a sealed metal box
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# insert coin into metal box
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# You have no arms
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Look at wall
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# its a grey wall
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Move to door
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Look at door
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# its locked
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Look at lever
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# its a lever to operate the metal box
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# use lever
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# The metal box opens, releasing a cougar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# You have been mauled by a cougar, want to try again?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE TO DESTROY THE ISLAND OF SUMATRA
ALL OF YOUR SUGGESTIONS WERE SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I work for the government, and I am presently heading in the direction of bondi to arrest you for being naughty.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I'm still waiting
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I think I'll just fill the malacca strait with rubble.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I'm sorry
I don't understand "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:39, archived)
# "I'm not picking that up"
"I'm not picking that up"
"I'm not picking that up"
GUYBRUSH PICK THE FUCKING THING UP YOU FUCKING DICK
"I'm not picking that up"
"I'm not picking that up"
"I'm not picking that up"
ARRGGGHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)
# > KILL FRODO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# > self terminate
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:58, archived)
# THIS IS BOLICE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:01, archived)
# >USE GRUEBANE POTION
GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:02, archived)
# i'd shake out the coin and the triangle
and pick up the 4 brown stones to the left, and the one small stone closest to the door (using feet)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:09, archived)
# argh
I tried to click things. :(
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Sarah Jessica Chuckle Parker Vision




Surely no one would...
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I want to destroy the island of Sumatra in Indonesia. What is the best and quickest way to do this, with cost as low as possible? Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# hijack a nuclear weapon, place bomb, run away then press the big read button
edit: i believe there's a bomb/fire sale in Mumbai - if you hurry you could get a 50% discount
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Get Barry to make a secret lemonade factory there
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# go to the beach and jump up and down in the water. if you displace enough you'll make a tsunami.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# hmmm destroy the island or just depopulate it?
Depopulation is easy; a fairly easy distribution of anthrax and some smallpox and you're done. However if you want to use the island afterwards, you'll want something with a shorter lifespan. Ricin perhaps. A few bullets for the survivors and you're sorted.

To physically destroy an entire island is far more complex. With enough landmovers you could push it all into the sea and turn it in to a sandbar, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I just don't want an island there.
filling in the malacca strait seems to be the easiest solution at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# decisions, decisions
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I'll have the number two with black bean sauce
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
# i would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Could I ever create something you'd turn down?
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# possibly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to find out
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# He's coming down your chimney, he knows if you've been bad or good.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# It's Thicky Claus with his bag of thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Bless Him!
He just wants to share.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I've been making silly layered cocktails!


I have a stupid amount of spirits in my flat, so I thought I'd have a play with pousse cafe!

The top one was a little shot, I called RGB (though it probably exists somewhere else already) which is grenadine (red), midori (green) and curacao (blue).

Then I decided to see how many I could layer, and ended up with what I call the Opal Fruit (cos its fruity and looks like opaaal)

Going from the bottom:

Red- Grenadine
Purple- Creme de Menthe gone a bit crazy with colours either side.
Blue- Curacao
Green- Midori
Green/Pink- Passoa gently suspended in Archers
Thin clear gap- Water (because I felt like it)
Amber tint at the top- Southern Comfort



Whee.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Well drink them then!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# The shooter was especially nice
The full glass contains so many syrupy mixers that the amount of sugar will keep me awake until June.

I've put it in the fridge for tomorrow :P
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Good stuff!
ive had enough tea to keep me awake til sunrise!
im just watching family guy and south park :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# crikey
those look radioactive
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# you mean
gay
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Ah
but will it pass Homer Simpson's "first test"? :o

(They're too pretty to drink! :P )
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i was making some nice layered cocktails the other day
a "Creme Egg"

1. Creme de Cacao
2. Advocaat (over the back of a spoon)
3. Amarula (over the back of a spoon)

hey presto! a fucking gorgeous shooter. try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I dont' have any of those in my cupboard att all
I need to get some creme de cacao though, keep meaning to. As for advocaat, little sickly for my tastes
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I'll give you two years before it's solitude & Scrumpy Jack every nite.
Guess I'm just one of life's optimists, I s'pose.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Oooh.
They look yummy. (I mean the colors. I don't know what any of those taste like)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Jordan + Clarkson = ?
Jordson?

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# OH FUCK, THIS IS GIVING ME THE HORN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# well i just spoffed my load
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Would!
One time. Just don't expect me to call you.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# that is unholy
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Double
bagger
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# air hair lair dair
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
#
www.imaleno.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# hahaha
what the
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Is that
Francis Rossi on the left ?
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Pfft!
Hehehe
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# 8¬O
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# A life without walls?


Click for bigger (75KB)
(Mr P!nk I try to F1, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# You can put windows on macs
Also: theres something ive discovered, theres not alot I hate more then weak squash
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# weak squash with powdered glass in it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# You what now?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# you'd hate that more.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# or sperm
horse kind
(Mr P!nk I try to F1, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# ah, you never know.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Well yes, those to
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# power nap
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# he deed!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# enough acid for you
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# from daily experience
i can tell you that it is exactly like that
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# this is wonderful indeed... and darker than most of your work, i'd venture to say.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# *YES*
Yes, darker than your usual gubbins, and very good.

@P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Best
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Hmmm
Is there anything mucous CAN'T do?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody hell! What's that!


Quick get the damn Soup Dragon over here to deal with this bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# :D
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# *clix*
*but glooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# yay!
nice shadowage
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Suits him.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# OH SHIT ITS YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# BLIMMY
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# You aint half a happy chappy arnt you, look at that tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# And
the cold wet nob nose
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Well that too (:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Haha!
It's funny because it's real.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Awww int he cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# BATTENBURG DOMO
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# that's excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# edible domo
such nice fur
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# haha
very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# inspired by Mofaha's clutch of tits image search
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# haha
I just edited the post and called everyone cowards, I thought no-one had dared to click on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# dared and inspired, even
but i figured it would be ornothological so wasn't as scared of what might be there
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I clicked on it straight away
then was bitterly disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Haha!
Also: OMG 13 and Foreman! WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# looks like they were getting on like a house on fire
I'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Its lupus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Needs more mains lead.
Unless it's cunningly concealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# THAT IS CUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# That is a very nice style
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# danke
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# hey good job you could make fucking greeting cards for a living
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# indeedy...

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Lovely!
And on that note, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# night night

aaaand I'm off too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# "How do you drive this thing?"
I like this picture style :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# this lully is
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# haha nice
I particularly like the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Mr. Meeb Pootie
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Mediocre?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I have a bigger nose goddammit!

Prooof
The kids in the background kind of ruin this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# You have a nose full stop!
Also, this is what you get for mocking my affliction! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I didn't know you were black, sorry

eh?

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Hey wait
what's wrong with your ears?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Pardon?
www.b3ta.com/board/9017145

Also, what's with the children of the corn behind you in your pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# So it really is gay mice then?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Those childs appeared out of nowhere
and ate my dad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I just read a load of stuff on ISSNHL (sensory neural hearing loss)
it seems quite mysterious. a major theme running through whar i read though was that it is possibly related to virii or aural/neural trauma. Without being a panic monkey, I'd recommend getting a blood test to narrow down the possibilities... of course you've probably had them, but then again, i am a panic-monkey.

Not really. But do get tested if you havent already. For everything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# remembered ur earlier post
Nice blank canvas..ur face that is
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# like a pink balloon
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Nearly got the eyes right...
Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Is that
Blackpool Pleasure Beach?
(Poison-System-X, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)

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