remember to adhere strictly to the word count young man
(bilbobarneybobsI'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:03,
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fuck the page limit!!!!
*blasts through*
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:04,
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Mr Kebab, your essay on the Instrinsic nature of second level intrinsic biomolecularity of Jane Austen's lesser known novella "The rise of bread" appears to be 300 pages too long!
(bilbobarneybobsI'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:06,
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the attitude me and my mates had to doing assignments and stuff was
"you set it, you have to read it, not me."
and for the record...we still managed firsts...
my thesis broke the reccomended but not the maximum page limit.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:11,
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(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:35,
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why? do you want to see england suffer another five nill whitewash?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:37,
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Check the score in India..
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:42,
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im worried about the south africa matches comming up
there's one member of our top order needs the boot. and we haven't got a decent spinner (although neither did england last time i looked).
mmmm india 200 behind 5 down in the first dig, old country's not in bad shape...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:48,
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to be honest I think we're getting a bit lucky
India are the best in the world right now, if they were on form they'd be murdering us..
What I meant to say is I'm looking forward to the Ashes as a contest, I think it's going to be as close as 2005
(but yes obviously I'm hoping we'll win)
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:55,
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i can agree about india.
sure there were problems for aus in the recent tour, but the result was pretty conclusive.
they lost a lot when kumble retired though. haven't seen the england line up for a while. it sounds like it will be better than the last one that made it out here last time round.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:59,
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haha
that didn't happen.
*puts hands over ears*
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:07,
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(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:47,
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Cex?
The music and DVD exchange shop?
or Kecks, the trouser remixers?
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31,
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Neither, sugar.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32,
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I used to work with a music critic
Scum. Subhuman scum. He had one of those really nasal voices, and was reeelly drily witty and ironic. He would write things like "This album doesn't so much slash through the shower curtain as bathe in the bathtub" and snort with laughter messily with his fellow music critic.
He played in a band, and when I asked him what sort, he said, without a hint of irony or sarcasm, "Well - I think Michael (the other critic) got it right the other day when he described it as sort of "psychedelic free-form hyper-rock"."
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30,
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If his name was Dom Lawson
don't worry, I told him to 'fuck the fuck off, kimono balls'.
My band can only be described as 'prog-post-metal' which is almost as bad.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32,
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Kimono balls!
Hahahahahahahaha
My band were described as Afro-Celtic trance-rock. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or fwap.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:36,
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He WAS wearing a sort of kimono thing.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:37,
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Technically speaking
You should have fucking punched him.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39,
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I should have done
but slayer were in the room so I was all excited.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:41,
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Aww sweet little Captain
Were you talking too fast about nothing and getting all breathless?
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:43,
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You bet your arse I was.
I also wanked off Kerry's beard (I was only young), played with Jeff's hair (and sat on his lap- GET IN!) and had a two word poem written for me by a very proud Tom Araya.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:44,
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I didn't even know Kerry was a lesbian.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:47,
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He loves a bit of limey Jailbait.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:52,
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Who doesn't?
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:03,
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Arf
do you remember the poem?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:04,
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'Hey, Fae'
:D
he was insistent it WAS a poem.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:12,
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hahaha
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:42,
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Informer by Snow?
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:23,
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*licks your boom-boom down*
Fucking hell, I can't believe I've just said that. I had to force myself, I almost pulled out several times.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:24,
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*drops monocle*
that post contains more double entrendres than a Best of Carry On compilation DVD*
(*Everyone loves a DVD, apparently)
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:26,
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(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:25,
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s'purpleraininnit?
I hope you paid Prince directly for the privilege. I hear he's including his Paypal account in his album covers now, so that people can voluntarily pay whenever they mention his name, or sing his songs in the shower.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30,
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*ding!*
You win a prize*!
*You may not win a prize
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39,
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(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:00,
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*salutes*
'ning Captain. Beggin' your pardon but the crows nest reports tornadoes in sight, off the *improvises* ventral bow. Glad to hear the hatches are battened down today.
(Dances with RabbitsBack to Education i go,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:41,
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Hahahaha, marvellous.
Good newbie, nice newbie. *pats head and produces carrot from pocket*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:42,
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Morning the captain
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:44,
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Morning the Mediocre!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:47,
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I do hope this morning finds you well
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:52,
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Not overly, tell the truth
I feel like someone's hollowed me out and put a tornado inside.
I know that's a bit odd, but it's the only way I can describe it.
I hope you're feeling better than me!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:54,
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I am listening to Emperor, so I guess it's a bit similar
Is it a coffee tornado?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:57,
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I've only had the one
and that usually doesn't do anything (I drink an obscene amount of the stuff)
I'm listening to shit all. Last night I did listen to new portishead, Puscifer remixes and my own band's new recording.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:59,
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Portishead's good
I wasn't that impressed by Puscifer that much. Maybe I'll give them another go.
Gojira at the moment
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:12,
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It's the remixes
I wasn't too impressed with the straight album of theirs I heard, but this isn't V for Vagina, it's V for Viagra. I thought the first was really 'vinegar strokes' music- all getting to what SHOULD have been good drops or crescendos, and then no deliver. The remixes are better.
Gojira are fucking amazing. FUCKING AMAZING. Christ, you've got such good taste in music.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:16,
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Ah, okay
I'll have a listen to the remixes then. Hey, it's Maynard!
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:27,
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I just found
D is for Dubby, another remixes album, with dub remixes
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30,
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Ooooh ta for the tip!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:34,
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Glad you like
*slowly creeps forward.. takes carrot, runs away and nibbles on it in a corner*
I'm a newbie but a good one
(Squishtasticis having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:45,
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Hurrah, what a good start to the day.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:47,
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\o/
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:44,
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(dogigniter- Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:27,
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I've seen something very similar before
and although I must admit to find this slightly funny in a way, I really don't think b3ta should be turned into a place where this source image is used for the merriment of the community. Or even turned into a meme.
See also: the vietnamese execution pic that was featured here yesterday.
Just say no, Jeccy. You can do without it, and still be funny.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:21,
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YEs. Although Jeccy is full of fluff and kittens
I really hate seeing both of those images as memes here. I said just that last night. here
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:22,
archived)
aye, fair enough
I did actually make it for the "I'm going to Hell" QotW though, I guess I should've posted it there.
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:22,
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*checks qotw*
Hmmm okay. I know I'm going to hell anyway.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:33,
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What about pics of the twin towers?
3000+ people died but no-one complains when they are shopped here!
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:28,
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I think it has been discussed before
The fact that the victims are visible in the vietnam picture was the big difference, if I remember correctly.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:31,
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I just think its interesting how one image stirs up feelings of disgust, whilst others with arguably worse subject matter (AIDS pandemics and the Holocaust) get lolled and rofled.
tbh I was considering a few images to stick those health bars on
Jesus, a cancer ward and some disabled kids with "confusion" cast on them to name but a few.
Plus I didn't see all teh boardz from last night either, gues I should've checked, me bad :(
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:44,
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Now I think you actually should do a series of them
Jesus is funny
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:49,
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I'm glad you've cleared up my rising on your image
although the girl is still alive btw I have no problem with such images being posted
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:55,
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Yup, and Jamie Bulger
and Maddie, baby P, the klu klux klan, the taliban, Iraq and oh aye the holocaust but yeah, a few kids screaming is terrible tbh.
We're all guilty of abusing the afflicted on the boards, just that this pic seems much more "in your face".
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:35,
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All fair game
No jokes about Lady Di though, please
(Baron Samedi- sale must end,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:49,
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I don't think the KKK are of the same caliber as those children
for one, they chose to be like that.
And teh Iraq are just a country. I heard they don't have maps there.
But I am going to stop talking now and become mediocre once more.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:52,
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for me it's more about the way the subject is handled rather than the subject itself
i wouldn't normally comment on this image, mainly because i don't like it, but also because i don't get the joke. as i've said many times before mong lol111 posts tend to get right up my nose, mostly because the majority rely too heavily on the source image of the person with downs or whatever for the laugh with just minimal manipulation or just a bit of text added, i fear this image may also get used too frequently in a similar manner. sorry i just got interrupted and have now lost my thread, but you know what i mean, gallows humour is fab if not a tad subjective and a tricky one to pull off sometimes
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:54,
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i complained. a lot.
mainly cos i got fucking bored of seeing them. and partly out of general cuntiness.
(coobeastieUsed to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:39,
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I'm not sure. I don't think so. This one ALWAYS comes up against strong opposition though.
For the record, it makes me sad, but so do a lot of the images that are posted and close to the line. Hmm. Sometimes I'm more vocal in my sadness, sometimes not. I'm really unsure.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:34,
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You just don't understand, you never understand. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW. WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN *stomps off to her room and plays some god-awful My Chemical Romance bollocks at top volume through cheap hi-fi*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:41,
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(TyronneGet To Falkirk,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:14,
archived)
You deleted and reposted that. Use the edit button.
ffs!
Right as I windged before Readnot of the clan of Mcfaq deleted when he deleted his post.
*shakes grrry fist at wasteful people* I just went to the supermarket to get some pastries for my guests breakkie. Standing at the check out pastries in plakky deli/bakery bag the cashier tries to encapsulate said items in a carrier bag. *shakygrrs*
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:33,
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oh noes, someone wishing to use more plastic than is needed.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:41,
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exactly
Don't worry you're bogan sarcasm did not go unnoticed.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:43,
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*your.
:P HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHHAAAAAAAAA
bogan's aren't good enough for irony then!!!!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:45,
archived)
*shakes head*
Is that really your best reply? Well done, yes I am badly dyslexic and make spelling errors. It beats being ingorant anyday.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:47,
archived)
ohhhh have a happy pill.
don't they charge for plastic bags there?
ignorant? moi? probably, i'm also mildly dyslexic.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:50,
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(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:56,
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lol
Some sodding seagulls nicked my cheese yesterday! I popped it on my windowsill and about 10 minutes to keep cool while I nuked a tatty and when I went to get it they'd managed to get it onto the roof opposite. I'm in the centre of sodding London. They must be asbo gulls that came into town especially.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:58,
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Seagulls are the asbos of the skies
And not just above the seas
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:22,
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I swear they had hoodies on!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:27,
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Yay Baggy Puss!
NING ALL !
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:17,
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