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# Beware of 'Undercover Daleks'...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# ACCELERATE!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Eeeek!!!!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# heh heh
nice
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha, nice one!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ooh...
...let that be the next Compo :D!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# But more importantly...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# In all honesty
I suggest you patent this (if you can).

These would sell like hot cakes, I reckon.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I wouls, but I lost heart after i couldn't get funding for my 'Parkin Sensor'
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *LOLs self out of lurking*
hahaha
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
madness i can munch on
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# That's so sweet!!!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha, silly darlick
the doctor's phone booth is dark blue
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# :D
*slaps own head*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# 4 Minute Doodle- 17/12/08
Dada-lek.



I was thinking 'nude descending', by the way.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Loffly!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# dada-lek
how cool
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I like yours better
*goes to edit*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# them daleks get everywhere dont they :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# OMFG this is ace!
*desires in a sexy way*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# £10 its yours
its parked in my garden atm
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Boo
How about ...

*checks pockets*

7p, four bits of string and a conker?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# only if the conker has been treated in a way that it wont break
i will then go make my £10 by beating kids at conkers
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# It's 26er.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Nicely shopped sir.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# NUDEDALEKS OMFG!!1!
(sorry, tis very good :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Very nice indeeeeed :)
Right, I'm going christmas shopping. Tata peeps xxx
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# eh?
It's not even Christmas eve yet. What's wrong with you?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Good luck
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# That's a quality doodle that is :)
I wish I could draw.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# pfft, don't be silly
ta though.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I am thinking he's on a dancefloor
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Ah, the natural habitat of the dada-lek.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Wow, I loves this style
Nicely done, pudling :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# \o/ Great Dalek!
Top stuff, honey *hugs*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Another space nazi Gun :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hitler shot first
Then they went back and changed it for "World War II: Special Edition" so it looked like Churchill started it. The cheek of some people.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# more non daleks
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# this will kill
a dalek...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Woohoo!
I so wish I could draw.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# me too . . .
you're RUBBISH!


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I am.
Can't even draw the curtains, me.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Ace Darlickage, Meestah boy!
Meestah boy!Woo!


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ooh, fancy.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# What is it?
describe it to me, please.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# its a dalek
a red one with purple and green light shining on it.
i hope that helps.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# PRUUUUUUUUNES!
'ello!


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Drawn in the comfort of my living room.
Rather than the oppressive confines of the office.
I leiks holidayz.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D that's lovely.
Merry Christmas, JJ.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# yay
happy b3ta birthday too! :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
I still say you need to make plushies
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Lovely jubbly
...but then, they always are. You sir have a rare skill *clicks* and a Merry Christmas to you and yours :D
Edit: Happy b3taday!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I'd not trust a denizen with a lantern
but CHEERS! and merry zombie-god-child-day to you too.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Aww fantastic!
Even the denizens like a good sing-song!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# good job
happy xmas & b3taday & happy new yr
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# boil them with their own puddings
and happy b3taday.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# happy berthday an that
I hope that's Carol Reed
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# i wonder what the denizens sound like when they sing
...or sound like at all
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday/christmas/everything else :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# PMJ!!!
Oh we missed you! someone even did an 'unleash the pies!' because we were suffering withdrawal symptoms!
Don't ever leave us again :D

...um, hello? JollyJack?

Happy b3taday sir, that's some fine attendance
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# It's only been 3 days!
5 if you count weekends, but I'm rarely around then anyway....
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I just spotted their specific carol books
and giggled. Also, the denizens are WAY too cute.
You really should make plushies.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# aaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd you look like one tooooooooo
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# HAPPY B3TA DAY JACK!!!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Merry giftmas/b3taday JJ!
really like your style of drawing
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Happy b3taday! :)

bring back jack
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha -classic pip :D
and happappappy candleday!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Merry b3taday!!!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Yay!
Happy B3taday Meestah Jack!


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Yay for Denizens :D
Happy b3taday Jack!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Merry various occasions JJ x
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ace! Merry Christmas!


*edit* Merry b3tadAY
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Merry Yiffmas Everybody!
even Mister Scrooge
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
"Carol - Full Frontal"

Happy Chrimble to your good self*

*although Chrimble will be cancelled for you if you continue to tease us with your latest SA story arc!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# happy b3taday chap
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Things are always better drawn in your armchair
Scarlet can read upside down?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Thanks for the daily dose of cartoons. Keep up the good work
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Happy B3TAday
new person ;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ooops, only pair of hours left to candle you.

Thanks JJ, for everyone of them
wasted in your universe. HapHols!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Coming soon, to a rocky outcrop near you...

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Fucking hell that's ace
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *loves*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# wow!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# stop being so ace
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# that just has to be clicked! top stuff!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Fucking rubbish. Do it again.
Look at this mine for guidance (Shirley the fastest pea roast in the history of B3ta)

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# This is making me giggle like a Special Person
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *wipes dribble*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# You ARE special.
You're special to US.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# :D
He's lovely!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Yay for Lighthouses :D

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR LIGHTHOUSE
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# OH HAI POP ...
Oh wait.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Is this one better?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Oh dear gods ...
*weeps*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# this is great
and also Christmassy
if you're a Dalek and also a lighthouse keeper
and you live in your lighthouse
at Christmas
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# You really are a bit clever, aren't you?
*click*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# WOO to you!
another *click* You smasher
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Ninj!!!!
How's tricks, you gorgeous hunk of love?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Fine thankee sir. I replied to your smashing Magnet Kid, but to save you going down there (ooh fnerr I just dun said summat rood)
I was just enquiring if it's Ickle Moleys 1st Christmas?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Yes, it will be his first Christmas...
And he's going to be sooooooo spoiled!!!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# That's brilliant, bless!
Just wait til he's old enough to be able to re-live your own childhood through his Christmas's. I love it!! Mine's 12 now,
I've re-done Action Man, Toy Soldiers, now we're on to compooter games :D.
I hope you and yours have a fab Christmas sir :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# It's going to be just brilliant, isn't it?
I'm building him a castle in the garden when the weather's better...
:D

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Moley = Ace Dad - FACT!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# A-maze-nin'!!!
Far too talented, fuck off please ;) *clicks*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# you sir
please continue to be at least this ace from this point forwards... also - we will monitor your performance and will produce statistics* on your aceness

*awww - now I miss The Doc :(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# yay
tis greeeeeaaaat!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Surely bindun?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# arf!!


very goodly indeed
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Quality!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I can see his dinner
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I'm struggling to see where the little man sits
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# haha
now I think the round bit at the bottom is a truffle

perhaps it's a new type of Organic Dalek
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Me too.
Source pic? I want to see what all the bits are.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Here y'are
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# So Daleks run around on a mouse ball?
So, if you don't have any stairs handy, you could defeat them by spreading make-up, hairspray and bits of old sandwich on the floor.
It certainly used to fuck up the mice we had here.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
I've just spat Maltesers everywhere, you bastard
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hahah, this
They were terribly flawed, no idea how they became the most consistant/feared baddie
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# The recent models are optical.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# noice !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# magic
application:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# haha
that is excellent, i'm going to make a woo
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ....
Brilliance.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Heh
I believe this is now available as a t-shirt...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# just showed this to my dad
he asked "is that real"
....if only.
Top bollocks, well done chap
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# well done
I larfed
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Roadster
I want to see one zooming around town with the roof down.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# FTW = For The Woo


I can see this one getting around a bit... yay!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I have the St Michael Dr Who & The Daleks Omnibus
that that illustration comes from! I got it for Christmas in 1976!

Click for HOOOGE and readable scan
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# that's very,very woo
I want it as a huge poster on my wall.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# That, Sir
Takes the win.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# utter genius
if I had a hat, I would doff (sp.?) it.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Woo !
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# somehow I thought of this when i first seen it. NING from California.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Those Dutch f(l)ags are upside down
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# SATANISMS
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# HUNDEFLAG
roffle
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *pokes*
Missed you down there: I'm good, but arsing busy!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I have the runs too
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *giggles like a little girl*
that tickled... I hope the busy is good busy

:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Nah, the French ones are sideways
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# They are wrong about a great many things
'ning miss!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Allo!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# this is making me laugh
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# So I take it they don't smoke?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# get a brain, morans!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Have you seen my mistletoe belt
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha
I would send these out as cards. Oh yes!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# feel free
blow me for each one sent
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Happytoast lets you have his whole SET
and you only have to blow him ONCE :p
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# my semen is sweeter
you'll be back for more
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I've already done all my cards this year
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I would send these out as cards
but I'm a cunt and I don't send Christmas Cards... so - you know - I'm not going to. Stop hassling me you twatbadger.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# send them
with razor blades inside
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# very very
nicely done there:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Halle Holly Berry
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Deck the halls with Halle!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# With it being Dalek day and all that...

Click to bring closer to your eyes (133KB)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# It's days like today - dalek day - where I really wish I knew how to mash up audio and video files.
and get ideas out of my head.

nicely done that man!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Oh yeah right
like there's anything you can't do
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I've heard he's rubbish at designing buildings
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *shaketh the fisteth*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# and getting through doorways . . .


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I heard he can spell 'Stairs'
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I appear to be turning into b3ta's answer to 'The Stig'
Some say...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahah, at least you didn't complete the line ;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I can't do Audio and video mashing up - a complete techno-numpty
Also, I can't do Tuesdays
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Do you do duvets?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Hahah, No, I don't do duvets
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I wondered if you'd know what I meant then.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Trev?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I may be old, but I do have hazy and vague memories of Saturday mornings of old...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# NOOO
I wasn't saying you're old. More 'you may not have watched shite'.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha, Oh, trust me, I've watched Sh*te in my time
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# keep it futile
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# pull his labia up and over his shoulders and scream I AM FLESH BORAT
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I'll be needing that underwear back...
You can keep the Bagel
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I ate the underwear
I got confused.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I'll have to wear this bagel then....
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Overwhelming urge to attach a curtain hook to it.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# ...and the Bagel?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *throws*
oooh, five points.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I refuse to make the obvious Cream Cheese filled Bagel gag at this point.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Oh of course, that would be far too low.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# WHOA stop right there
I'm closing this thread off for the good of the board
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *chokes on m'Wispa*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# cor
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I know, what an image.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I bet he can't
eat his own face...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Not a word, Dave. Not a word...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# they're all dead, dave
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# well if youve got CS4
there is just an import video as layers feature that should get you well on your way to animation
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Basic animation I can handle in tattyshop
but ideas exceed technical capcbilites
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I read that as "if you've got a C64"
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# dalek day you say?
can i park this here?

the great 2008 dalek attack
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# It's a wonder you're still alive
good day, sir!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# it was a close thing
and a good day to you too, recovered from your cuban experience? ( great pics btw)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Yeah, fully recovered
and cheers!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# How a sheep works


Click for bigger (164KB)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace!
Thank you for clearing that up!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# And that's scientific FACT!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# your world makes me happy
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hurrah for SCIENCE!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I second this sentiment
and click the OP for good SCIENCEtific measure
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Haha!
Can I use this for one of my lessons after Xmas?

Starting food and digestion topic with year 8.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I'm taking it anyway.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# SCIENCE
Oh yes. Have a click, Mr Farm.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Bonjour le Cap'n
did you recommend Puscifer to me a while back?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Possibly, it's the kind of thing I'd do.
but only really the remixes. You don't want V for Vagina, you want V for Viagra.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I got V is for Vagina
it was hmm with occasional moments of Oooh!

I will endevour to find the remixes one and that.

P.s. 3 tool songs on the new Guitar Hero world tour.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Ooooooh
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# indeed
Parabola, Schism and Vicarious.

Not bad choices. Me likey Schism muchly.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# It really is better
cheers again for that tip
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# \o/
you've given me enough over the years.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Heh Heh
I like that
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hooray
Now show me how a cow works
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahahahha, outstanding!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Magic? Magic?
Are you trying to tell me there's no SCIENCE™ at all in a sheep?

This is such a let-down

PS: I love this and I clicked
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# :D
so how do swans work?

utterly lovely - your style is buttery beyond belief.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I like diagrams, and I like that
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# diagrams ftw
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# YOU
how are ya?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Yay for science!
Notices lack of dags
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# B3ta needs more of this sort of
rigorous scientific endeavor.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# That's bloody fab.
*click*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Ah yes.
SCIENCE
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# This is wonderful :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# :D
Lovely...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# that is one of the best things I have ever seen!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
that's well good:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# you fucking spastic
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# slight modification to previous pic..........
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# TeeHee!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# pfft!
*Nipple clamps*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Arf!
Some daleks like to show their feminine side...

/edit happy b3taday!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Thanks
was it Victor Lewis Smith who did the Gay Daleks??
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# It was indeed.
:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Serves them right!
And Happy B3taday!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hehe
Ta
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I bet there was a wheelchair on there at first
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# correct a mundo
actually you can see the bottom of the wheel under the dalek

crap editing or what!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I thought that was what I was looking at, yes
;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Top stuffs!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# still love this one too:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# OH HAI
... GPS Means that I'm not really needed any more :(

why don't people pay attention to me :(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# how rude
also - woo yay - I licked this and it tasted of wee.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# It is really rather sad

As I love lighthouses, I do
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# yup
perhaps there are plenty for sale though as a consequence of them being about as much use as... a ... erm ... :(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I understand they're very useful for
Dalek replacement therapy.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm worried about the concept of a
concave bookcase...

*shudders*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Awww :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha happy lighthouse :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Arthur's Fabled Sword
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# get out now
naughty man
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# :D
HA HA HA HA HA

this makes the day all shiny and good... despite it being pretty dreach and miserable

WOO YAY HOOPLA
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Arf arf!!
Lovely stuff *clicks*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
woo!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *SPANG*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# that pan will have dents in it the shape of Freeb's face
... one would imagine... because he's so spang worthy... not because it was designed like that...

unless Le Crusier came up with the Freebs edition spanging pan which is shaped to fit the contours of his head
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# *drops spangingpan, and picks up Wok*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# that'll never wok
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Wok Spang?
Isn't he a TV presenter?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
houpla to you, sir!

/edit: alcohol free? what? beer?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha and a woo :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# LOL! i got it instantly!
i dont know if thats good or bad! :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I smell trouble...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
excellent stuff mate! Compo it!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# heheheh! brill stuff :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Ooh...
...it's sooo nice to have you back Stevie!! ;-)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# cheers Ninj :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] my mum once nursed oliver postgate i discovered yesterday.
he got into trouble with the bbc censors because in one of the scripts a clanger bangs his head and says "bloody hell" in clanger speak. he got called into the censors office and given a wrist slapping tell him to tone down his language
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# How can you say ANYthing in clanger speak?
It's just whistles isn't it?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# the Germans understood it perfectly
apparently
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# well exactly.
they had scripts just so they had a vague idea what was going on in the episodes
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# You can say loads in clanger speak
the wife and I often do. We can get our heads round 'Coffee?' 'Yeah, go on then.' etc.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# do you give each other nauseating clanger nicknames too?
"frrreeeeeeeooooooooooopppp"
"eeeeeewoooppppwoooopppwwwoooooopp"
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Yes, but not clanger speak ones.
Mainly riffs upon 'Foo'.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# she's little train
i'm tiger


its the least odious we could manage
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Foo/Boo
Or kitten and bear. I know, I know.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# haha oh dear
we have loads... but i'm not telling
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 6:08, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Lovely stuff Ninj!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahah
Dalek bread!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *head in hands*
I think I've left half of my IQ on my pillow.

So THIS is what it's like to be president.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# You need to be black too.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# No, I need to be black in the FUTURE.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Black to the Future?
Perhaps a Will Smith vehicle?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *mentions something about not minding being said vehicle*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# That dosen't even make sense
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# It makes perfect sense.
Try reading it with your eyes open.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# re: your sig
it's occured to me in the past actually that I don't know of any black b3tans, is this white boy humour or something?
It's odd out of so many members.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# not really.
black people are cool
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# That's what the telly says.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# why would it lie?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Wash your mouth out
the truth box might hear you *hides behind the sofa*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# that would be an awesome blaxploitation film
possibly starring Chris Tucker
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Or that screaming homo stand-up comedian.
Wassis name?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Roy Chubby Brown?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Bernard Manning?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Jim Davidson
oh wait, you said 'comedian'
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Jim Chubby Manning?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *books for Daily Mail Xmas Party*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# It would make for some very happy toast
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# you deserve a spaning or immence proportions!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I'll have a milk roll...
;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *throws bottle of milk at you*
ROLL
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# goodness
*bangs head off the desk*
*repeatedly*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# PETER KAY CATCHPHRASE!
*Induces MegaLolz in entire populace*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# How rude of me
This wasn't a dig at you, good Mr Gear. Your pic is most woo.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *purchases many many houses*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Awww!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Huzzah!



(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# DAYVE!

*suffomacates*

We were talking about you last night :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I KNOW!
I got a text! \\o/

Hurrah for beer!


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
BRILL :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# The first ones were crap
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha
nice!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# pffft
'ZAP' though shoe-oily?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# no, these were REALLY crap
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# 'Squirt' then shirley?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Hehehe
And also a little short-sighted
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hahah thats mental
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# pearoast
"da baby davros"

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm loving Dalek day!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# :o)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Cor!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# :D
ta!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# daleks in spaaaaaaaace
very good :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hehe
ta! :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Ooooooh, fuck, this is wonderful.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :)
too kind miss!:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Aww, that's lovely
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# fank ya
jess! :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# blimey! that's far too good!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# nah
your zombie pic was better than anything i could ever do! :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# :D
Wonderful...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# thank ya sir!
:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Cocking hell!
That's simply fabulous, do you have a desktop sized version?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# i have
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Thankee muchly!
:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# That's no Darlek!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# aww
you guessed its really a potato! :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# how in buggery did you do that so quickly?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i made it years ago
:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# ingenious......
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# i know!
:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Are you a Time Lord?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# i was
now i'm a doctor called Yana making a rocket! :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# SEXY AS FUCK
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# stop looking
at my bum! :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# well put it away then
sheesh!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# sorry
hides it! :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I have nothing with Daleks

but this is rather nice
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# then do one sir!
:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# It's those newfangled rocket daleks again ;)
this is most woo, sir.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hehehe
yeah i know - but i'm very retro! :D (not that they ever had rockets! :D )
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

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