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[challenge entry] Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# it made me lol
Elizabeth Sladen is GOD.
(celebrian inme the fishmaster, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Phwor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Would hard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Ok.................RIS.........
There, I've said it.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# you are not alone there
I did notice the subtle tagging though. surely if it's that subtle it becomes a bit pointless? It's nicely done though :)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# The Sarah Jane Adventures is a British tv show.
Done in America she would probably look like tomb raider.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# See, someone gets it :)
Sarah Jane Smith is an ex-companion of Dr. Who who got her own spinoff show.
Incidentally, Angelina Jolie played a character called Sarah in "Beyond Borders" and Jane Smith in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Granted, (on the "nicely done" part)....
.....but it still don't change the fact that I don't get it.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# cor
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Wow
Excellent, nicely done, and this is how she looks in my head anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Yes
please
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Chump!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# "Come on Bill, you've been at it for hours, my turn damn it!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# bwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# heh heh
*tittilated*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Noooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I never knew you were japanese.
TENTACLE RAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# tentacle rape
was the inspiration for my Halloween outfit:

and woo to WiL's pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# would the one on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# so would I
if she weren't a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *ponders*
yep, still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# this!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# You went as a Blue's Brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# With a green colour cast
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# clearly nobody
reads hover text anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# who went as the ironing board?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# not sure, they were suprisingly quiet
possibly, bored by the party.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# oh the iron-y
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# haha brill!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# You are Mushybees?
No you are not!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
eurgh first thing my hungover brain is confronted with.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahah
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Is he practicing the art of Calamari
"Eat my tentacle, woman!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hhahhahahhahhhhaha
UNEXPECTED OCTOPUS FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# A giant WOO for you!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha-----thwack
assault with a deadly weapon:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# haha
I know that tentacle :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# "you think your's smells of fish?
take a sniff at this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha
great!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] With apologies for cr*pness

I had to use a demo converter to make the GIF.
Still, it does make it look more like cable TV...

Edit: Oops, hadn't noticed that the converter lacks a "loop" option! Fixed now.
(Click for video version)
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Don't apologize for size
if you know it's too big, link it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *waits for something to happen*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *Removes unplanned suspense*
Better now?
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, we have Keitel as Gene Hunt, so....
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# well, I'm amused by this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Head of State--up for debate

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Pffffft!
Dance Queenie, Dance!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Old Liz still has some moves in 'er.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Yeah poor ol' Charles he's looking older and older each day
with only his plants for company and that horse-faced thing in the stables - I believe Liz is draining the life-essence of her son in some vampiric way.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I endorse anything that keeps him off the throne for as long as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# even he has to poop sometime
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# My thoughts exactly :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Camilla's got a mouth hasn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahahhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
what??
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# If this had been a work day, it would have FP'd atthe speed of light.
hahhahhahhahhahhahhaa
clicks like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# YAY!
splendid

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Congratulations! You've just won the entire internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Oh Jeez... now what will I ever do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Start tagging your pictures, maybe.
People will be a'stealing them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Have at it--I've nothing riding on copyrights
Just do this to amuse myself, and whomever
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Well the arrest warrants for all that ill eagle pron
are being written now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Trade it for cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# yay woo and hoopthingies
ace ace ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# YES!
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# This should have been FP'ed long ago!!
*Clicks Muchos*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Darklord, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ariba Ariba !
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Damn them and their la di da aspect ratios!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# he need the wide screen just for his libido and the limbo
eeyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I am from The Holland, so I only know one English TV-program


This is Jim Jones, of course.
(Dr Slurkie Slurkie, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Mmmm, Flavor Aid
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Dear Jim can you fix it for me to
die in a mass suicide bid?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hoi!
maar dat is geen excuus.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I’ve got a bad feeling about this..
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Pffft
you made a silly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Chortle!
And a cleverly R rated version! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# COCK COCK COCK COCK GOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Ha ha, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# "A pint? That's very nearly a baby's armful"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Love it!
This is too good for a Sunday!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# oh my, it's as hard as carbonite!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# All hail the Glorious Great Cock - The Chicken Coup has begun!

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# OH MY GOD THIS IS COCKING ACE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# That pun was fowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# BUT ITS EGGCELLENT!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# One more like that and I'll be arrested for assualt and battery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# No fox is getting in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I'm imagining military percussions, as in The A Team,
and Thunderbirds...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# That's fab
Soon, the farm will be ours!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Blowlamp cock?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# why why why??
do i love this?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Because you love teh cock
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Fantastic!
needs to be made into a movie film.
Here, have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Brill!
Woo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# chuckles by the shedload
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# this event will certainly run afoul
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# "CLUCK CLUCK, YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK"
or something similar :D



Though some don't go in for this fancy technological approach
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
#
(__, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Oh Friz...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Ow!
My small intestine!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Turn up to 11 for a constipation cure.
(my guitar amp goes up to 12, Spinal Tap inspired?)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Oh yeh I see it now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Well, this actually
Reminds me of Grace Jones...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Beeeee Gooooooood.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Obviously needs more horses, giraffes and LOLchairs, you prick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Which one is the one with the penis breath?

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i saw a black giraffe with a small neck the other day...
it looked like this;




it wasnt a horse
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# was it a horse?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# it
definately wasnt a horse
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# was it a horse?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# come to think of it...
it might of been a horse
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Was it a filthy bitmap?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# That's cute!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I bet it was a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# maybe it was a horaffe?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Axis Homing Spider Droid disrupting beach landings, May 1943
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# this really happened, I was there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# No you weren't!
I saw you at the bacon butty store in ROmford that day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# RUMBLED
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# you lying bastard! :D
it still really happened though
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Just with more pork products!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# well obviously. they had lots more pork products back then.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Pork for Victory!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# grandad? is it you?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# merci
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Haha excellent,
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# one tries :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'm bored, the board is slow, lets do more LOLchairs:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# "Oooh look. They've encased him in carbonite'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *worries about TGA's corbonite footprint*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# from the Jabba the Hut Ikea collection...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# he should be quite safe
if he survived the freezing process
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# He loves you.
And you know.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# He's just lonely...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I found her a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# arf!
I forgot one last night
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I can't feel my bum, I CAN'T FEEL MY BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Bloody hell, where'd you find that pic?
That sculpture is at the Botannic Gardens here in Brisbane, Oz!



Mr Shazzoir was a bit creeped out by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I can't be the only one who's thought this...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Look down:P
EDIT: Your's is better though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Look up!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# You've got me caught in a vicious cycle!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Does that mean really vicious spokie dokies?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Sorry i can't read that i'm busy follwing orders from RG and WiL.
*looks up and down*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# now look all around!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# just look around you
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# B3tards
Thaaaasand's of em.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Can you see it?
That's right, ghosts!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Ever tried explaining spokie dokes to a foreigner?
It's hard as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I have no idea what spokie dokies are either,
am I foreign?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# bead things you used to put on the spokes of your bike.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Oh aye them things, they're old news tho, these are where it's at now:
yista.com/2006/04/26/led-bike-wheel-images/ animating POV's
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# You are down with teh yoof!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Yoof couldn't afford these, I'm down with the 40-something retro geeks!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Ah
retroyoof:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# See it sounds simple enough but then I had to explain what spokes were.
When she finally got the physical properties of them I then had to explain their point and approximate the sound they made. It was harrowing to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# OK
Anal beads for bikes:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Aha
Thinking about it, i can't really remember the noise they made.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# It's kind of a plinking.
Hold tight...

Clik-claks across the pond.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I didn't have to
The Russian car parts shop I went to had a BUCKET of spokie dokes! We were trying to work out where you can put spokie dokes on a Land Rover.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I just cooked the best pork stir fry ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I'm dreaming of a white christmas
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha that was a great episode!
I can't wait til tonight for the Sunday Night Project hosted by TGA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# His face is oddly hypnotic
...or he's watching a really tiiiny game of tennis.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# chuckles
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# The Great Architect?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# AKA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# John Leslie? i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Simon Pegg:P
Or his namesake anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I AM WELL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha Rappola is gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# You'll never get your username back now
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Give it back you shithead.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Ok, here it comes.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Phew.
That was confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Lucky it came to an end before someone was hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Last time people traded like this,
someone got banned.

In 1992 no one got banned. In 1993 no one got banned. In 1994 no one got banned. In 1995 someone got banned.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha what's that off again?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# The Day Today or Brass Eye - I forget which.
It's Steve Coogan though, as a pool security guard.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Day today
bout the pool
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha yes
Ducking, bombing, all manner of prohibited activites.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# HAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hahah
love his face
(Peter_G, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# That was the consolation job.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# :)
Hahahahah
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
But Barney is going to put him out of business!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Haha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# woooooo-hooooooo hahaha
made my day already:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# afternoon vector :D
v mask
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# yays
Twas on last night but missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# was it
i've got it on DVD :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# This is why I'm not not fussed about missing it
(not that you have the DVD, that I have the DVD):P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# i do love it
i read the comics - but i think the film does it justice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# And (very obviously)
Stephen Fry is just outstanding in it!

Why be isn't Sir Stephen by now is just criminal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# he damn well should be
fry is one of my fav people of all time! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I think when Charlie boy get in (if)
he'll be straight in. It is one of the things that makes me think that Price Charles can't be that bad. SF is no idiot and if the count him as a friends then he has to be OK.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Charles is a fucking tossrag
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# He loves you too:P
If you love him or hate him you have to admit he stands by the courage of his convictions unlike the rest of the royal family.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# yeah agreed
trouble is if Fry said the world was flat he'd probably convince me! :D

whats e3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# B3ta for b3tards that are foodies
More than tha; those who like to make their own preserves, booze and everything else. I have the domain and when we have a following I'll purchase the hosting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# oooh count me in
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# We have the Magic of Chutney with some of his magic chutnet recipes as well:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# earl otterby
loves to cook! (or loves the cock ;) - sorry!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I make a kick ass pancake, and the recipe is in my head.
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, FUCKING PANCAKES.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# The idea I also have for the site is a recession beating site.
Not buying cheap crap but making things yourself. I make my own environmentally friendly detergent for half the price of the budget toxic crap.

EDIT: 2 gollons of distiller vingar to one small bottle of cheapy store lavendar oil. Leave for on month and it just smells of lavendar.
Vingar kills pretty much all germs, bacterian and mould.
Buy it creaply and you can do it for about 40p per litre:)
Vinigar is still used in some hospitals to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# i make
a mess usually :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# That's what kitty litter is for:P
Talking of which: Old stocking feet filled with gritty kitty works better than odour eaters and cost a 1/4 of the price.

EDIT: This is the sort of thing I'd like the site to be about. Before I had this job I managed to cut 10 hours off my working week with an extra five hours work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# vingar is good
for stopping nettles sting! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Nettles grow everywher and make really good tea and pesto.
Another great one is organic eggs cost about two quid a half dozen. Ex battery chickens cost under two quid each, cost about 50p a week to look after (if you have a walled garden) and you have the added bonus of looking after a chicken that has had a crap life (it does take a few month for them to be able to stand properly and have feathers) and was going to be destroys as its productivity went under 5 eggs a week. Plus they make great pets (they make great pets).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# shit
wish i had a garden :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You could keep them in a welsh person instead!
EDIT: Interestingly if you wanted to grow your own veggies etc ther is a scheme that lets you used someone elses gardens/space and all you have to do is give them a quarter of what you produce:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# GENIUS! Chicken me up!
Where do I sign?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# You in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# aye pet
oop nurth liek
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Two sites (and chickens make great pets as they love to be huggled and petted)
resource for keeping etc

Charity that will get you the chickens/

If you're serious about it and have the time you'll find is it an incredibly rewarding experience.

EDIT: There's always HFW's chichen Out site.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# EEEEE!!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Thats a funny looking tash!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hmmm
your right - might have to change that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Shave it off
problem solved! :D
I bet theres a tiger hiding underneith it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# its a tiger
wearing a mask :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Unmask the fiend then!
I think he looks like this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hhaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# ARGH WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE.
I FEEL UNSAFE.


ed: sorry, it's very good, i like the shiny moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# why are you shouting
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I was just in the process of gazing you for the source for that exact picture.
As i was looking for a clear one.

As i was going to vector it.

AAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# thats just a bit freaky!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Have you got the source?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# :D
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/14175/1229865731/41qWm2Yw3L.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# whys that then?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Afternoon, Jesse :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
You silly dick. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I got scared someone would steal my username again.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Why would anyone do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# afrernoon
who stole your username??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Veracious victorious vector
I love that film
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# i do
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hmmm
can't we just start putting a V in front of every word we say?
vI vmean, vthat vcould vbe vfun.
vBecause vthe vwords vwith vV vare vnot vtoo vmany, vyou vknow.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# vi vthink vthat
vis va vvery vgood videa! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# This is splendid.
Let's all print it out, stick it to our faces and have ourselves a coup.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahahah
this - meet you by big ben! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Afternoon Jesse
Nice one!

And please stop calling me Vector

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# afernoon vector
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Good to see I'm not the only one watching too much telly ;P
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
i wish - i saw casualty then fell asleep! god i'm old and pathetic - btw - did anyone else watch it?? i recognised the loan shark but couldnt place him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Well, I've been here five years and I'm still not funny, so you can have this.

Eeeeeeeehhhh!
(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I like the background
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I'll
second that
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# it's good
i can see down her top :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# that's some fart
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Well funny isn't everything
your art is strong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# 146 posts in 5 years?!?!?
wow, top lurkage! That picture is also rather lovely, I'd rather see something artistic but not funny than a picture that is supposed to be funny.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Why thankyou.
I might dip a toe in the water with a lolchair sooner or later, but the bandwagon is a slippery slippery slope. I'll be making seamhorses in no time!
(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# regrettably my standards have just slipped


and ofc


In search of Funny you lose your Soul!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# OH HAI THERE HORSES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Yesserda pea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Happy slug is happy:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# who throws a slug?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Seriously?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# slug lobbers innit
throwing slugs all day long
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Sluuuuug lobbers
Across the universe...

(you missed the Austin Power reference we were making though:P)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Lobbing Their Slugs
at enemies diverse!

edit: (I didn't miss the reference, because I only managed to watch about 30 seconds of austin powers before realising that it's FUCKING SHITE and then moving on with my life :D )
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# So what is happening for the Discomeats Chrimbomas then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# a mixture of fuck all and shit, and shit
just exchange of cards and everyone too skint for pressies

will consume excess crap of course
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# You a family or friends person on Xmastide?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# family I guess
tho the family members who would ruin it for everyone are fortunately dead or miles away :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I shall be pising it up with backpackers:)
I had the bizarrest thing though. My parents sent me a cheque as a Christmas prezzie. This worries me; I haven't talked to them for a good 5 years and I have no idea how they got my address!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ahahaha
they are going to surprise turn up some day

with hilarious consequences

it's got all the makings of a crap sitcom :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Meh I know why they did it.
They think I'll be desperate for cash and they'll get the satisfaction of seeing me cash it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# send them a cheque for 1 penny more
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I just ripped it up.
My 'family' is ooold money, right back to slavery. Everything they stand for I couldn't live with. I'd rather make my own way than join the darkside and take up peerage and other shite:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Have you never been Happy Slugged?
it's all the craze on tha' wacky zany YouTube, innit!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hbahahahahahahahhashadas
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I don't get most of the bandwagons that go on here
this lolchair thing is completely beyond me, I do quite like seam horses though. Better to just stick with what you're good at and try to come up with original ideas.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you are pretty
better than funny...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# groomer:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# does her hair
need a brush?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ooo that looks lovely
You're a natural!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Is she doing a sneaky poo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# awwww
don't lower the tone.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Erm have you ever been to B3ta before?
The only way is up! (baby)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yep b3ta scraping the bottom of the barrel of the internet since 1863
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ah 1863
We had real barrels back then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# aye, they took a good hard scraping before they burst those ones did
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# It was all steam internets back then
monkeys were paid in sultanas and cashew nuts to shovel coal into the boilers to power up the server blades made of cast iron and rust! *fact*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# indeed, it really was a series of all tubes in those days
and every morning a chap would come round with a delivery of coal to keep it warm

and the internet too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# They talk about 'Fat Pipes' these days I tell thee!
we had proper sewer pipes delivering the Internets every hour via Rat Special Delivery System (RSDS). You could toast chestnuts from the heat of your Monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ah yes, sewer pipes
it's good to know that the tradition of internet filth has not left us :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# "They all float down here!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# just be careful with a firewall, all that methane build up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Ah but you are not exploiting the full potential
of using the Firewall to ingite the methane to supply heat to power the bolier that runs your interweb deliver control system otherwise known as com-poo-ter.

However, interweb scoundrels (trolls) use the mathane to flame other users of the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I say! The bally cads!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# that's rather nice
there's room for the whole variety here:

funny and shit
funny and not shit
not funny and not shit.

the only problem arises from things that are not funny and shit. This is, however, not shit.

I've used up my quota of 'shit' for today.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# no way, and shit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# its a person!!!
nings board
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# /indiscript midwife blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# well that too :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Very Nice.
Good Afternoon B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# What next for woman with tree growing out of her arse....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# TREE!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# cor
thats fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# cor!
good work
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's my shit effort
Yes, it's TOAP, but I couldn't be arsed to copy and paste the title bit of the actual movie poster.


Click for bigger (51KB)
And if anyone complains that I'm pushing something off the board with this crap effort, what I'm pushing off went up 11 hours ago, so what the hell. There wasn't an appropriate thread to drop it in anyway.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# what was the TV program?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Well, I was doing if they remade the film
Really, i suppose this is all kinds of fail. Meh.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ah!...not seen the film

/wasn't trying to be narky sounding :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# aaaaaaaah chillaxxxxxxxxxxxxxx bro...it's sunday, no one really cares if it's toap
or a film instead of tv (there was a doco called battle of britian anyway)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# have you seen the Metal Gear Little Big Planet trailer?
not sure how I feel about guns in LBP
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# not seen the trailer yet...littlebigpaintball :D
hmm yea not sure..as long as they're contained in levels.

I don't fancy trying a jump to be twatted by some kid firing paintballs at me :D

p.s.

My Littlebig Chrimbo town level is nearly done

[edit] hahaha glee! :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5LTMKTw2Ts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I really should stop working and go and catch up a bit
My mate's made a cracking level, really hard but worth doing. I'll try and remember to send a link/name when I'm next playing

LBP MGS www.gametrailers.com/player/43861.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# guns don't kill people, rappers do
i seen it on a documentary on bbc2
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I do have to ask
When are you getting married to Little Big Planet?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Do people complain about that kind of thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Not sure
I've never seen people whinge excessively when someone makes a minor infringement of the rules.
Have you?
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hee hee hee
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# woo
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# haha
reminds me of the film where yanks claimed to have been responsible for capturing the enigma machine.

Fucking American revisionist historians.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# everyone knows bill gates was head of bletchley park...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# That's
exactly the film that gave me the idea.

And I heartily concur with your disdain for america's apparent belief that they did everything.
(Possibly involving a heroic sacrifice. Honestly, isn't it possibly to get anything done without someone heroically sacrificing themselves?)
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Sounds like a good compo idea
"America steals history"
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ^This
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# suggest it
go on :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# "Brad, I'm going to make a cheeseburger"
"MY GOD, MAN! YOU COULD DIE!, OH, AND EXTRA ONIONS ON MINE"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# There's a letter at Bletchley Park
From someone involved in the film (forget who) where he's backpedalling a lot

"Well... erm... we never claimed it was a true story... erm... it could have happened... erm.."
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hehe
about as true as "Braveheart".

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# gibsons historical epics do, in the main (as in completely) piss on history
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I have a Les Paul Voodoo is that helps:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# maybe your les pauls is just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Gaaaah!
Spitfire has been raped my mint humbug!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# (i think) it's a p51
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I thought you'd be more aquainted with a p45.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# is this before or after the nuclear reactor is destroyed, thus saving france
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)

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