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[challenge entry] Aherm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# is it wrong to want to do penelope keith?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# when she was younger....
(rcropper, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Well, it depends on which entrance...
...The good ol' 'Lady Garden' or 'The Wrong 'Un'...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# She doesn't
have a wrong 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# arf
the Tradesman's entrance

But Felicity Kendal would DEFINITELY still get some
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# was the one from the good life?
if so hell yeah.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Me & Flick hailed the same taxi outside Harrods last week
and I graciously allowed her to take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# namedropper
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# take it
up the gary?
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# if time travel was ever invented
there'd be gridlock around the mid-1970s as 85% of the males from our generation went back to try and do Felicity Kendal.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hand job with optional tit action based on era.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# yes, but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
brillsocks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha:)
Ooo I overslept! I was meant to open up an hour and a half ago!

EDIT: I'm at work now and don't want to be. I'm trying to think a way out of it but I gpot visited by Mr. Polish Vodka last night and it's proving very hard to think without any sliced pig inside me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# hahahahah! awesome :D
'Nings Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Nings Stevie
Are you well my owd smasher? Have a good one mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Is it Horseradish Sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# *hands freebs his daily brain medicine*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# yummy
got any more?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# *sob*
No 'ning for me?!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Sorry Ghostie, where's my manners.
Ning you ickle smasher you! have a great Christmas sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Weren't talking to you:P
ellooooo

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# ooops! sorry RG! NIIIIIINNNGGGGGGSSSSS!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Thinking about starting up my daily comic diary again


(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# hahaha
i think i'm going to skip sprouts this xmas - why ruin an other wise good day! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# these are grate
you should do it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Trouser shouts!
Didn't you and I do a lovely festive song recently?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Why yes,
so we did.

It's gone down very well at work.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hehe
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yes chop sprouts! Most underrated veg in the world
Parboil them, slice them and sautee them with butter pepper and finely chopped bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# top (hat) of the morning to you!


Click for bigger (445KB)

also - V mask wallpaper - farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/3129783297_4fecd48a05_o.png :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Nings RJ, and top moustache !
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ning sir!
inkscape is ace at evil taches :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# christ he needs to trim his nose hairs
nice mask too...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Damn you!
I was going to post some quick and dirty shit to move the board along and then you go and post something as woosome as this. *shakes fist*

I'll plonk it here instead



A busy day today so I probably won't be around much. So have a good Winterval y'all!

Edit: baby pic from here blogs.augusta.com/node/1207
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hehehe
this is ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# tops
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Ning!









(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# top top hat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# My first GIF!
And my first pixel art!


Possibally leading onto my first 8-bit game!
after an axe flies in from the left, decapitating caption yellow shirt, thus letting you control a massive tongue like robot for the rest of the game.
who can only feed on the blood of the living and the fluff of the fluffy.
Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)
# Continue
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Anything with "massive tongue" is sure to be popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:09, archived)
# What are my options?
I don't want to have to use an inverted Y crosshair. I also like to adjust my gamma. Can I do that?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:10, archived)
# lo poly....
is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Hopefully
I've always wanted to make an 8 or 16 bit style indie platformer, so I figured i'd better start trying to make pixels look like people
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# good luck with that and woo at your picture
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
Will it have pirates!?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# That's nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Thanks! It's from one of JJ's


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:45, archived)
# that is all kinds of excellence!
I started on designing one myself... Planned it out and started on sprite designs but just not had ime to actually make it :D


'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Coo!
Top stuff!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Hypersports Aliens FTW!
*presses N and M keys repeatedly!*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hahah, that would just be plain odd :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# still love this
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# 'nings B³ and cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)
# wow!
*waggles joystick furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)
# That facehugger looks so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)
# you wouldn't say that . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hahahah, that just gets better and better every time I see that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
I can see the Alien logo as 'Horse'..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# is it bad that i guessed the ending?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# woo
Now thats the kinda ace that i need to figure out how to draw. Any tips? I'm just using MSpaint at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I'm not hugely experienced with pixel art (this was really my first serious attempt at it), but a few things I noticed when doing it:
sketch out your ideas first always helps, rather than jumping straight into making it...

Too much detail can make it look to confusing and messy.

look at some of the pixel art on Deviant Art and games that you like to get an idea of interesting styles...

What you have there already is spot on though :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Cheers :)
it seems to be difficut to find any tutorial type stuff on it out there worth reading. Unless you want to 'learn how to draw Mario'

I was thinking about doing a sketch to begin with
the blue hatted/haired guy literally started with a single pixel, with no objective. So maybe thats a starting point :)

That, and trying to find a pixel friendly alternative to mspaint. just something with a grid and an easier to use colour pallet would be a godsend.
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I was using PS CS4
at the higher zoom levels, there is a grid, and the pallette is great.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Microsoft Excel
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# QBasic
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I dunno about the pallette
but MSPaint has a grid . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# woo to moving objects!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Browl approves with gusto
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:41, archived)
# i fucked your reaction!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:45, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:46, archived)
# when race bannon had sex with homer simpson it would look like this is my bullshit fantasy only it would end with race and homer's bones melting and being mixed in a blender with cold diarriah in a dixie cup and poured into a solid gold goblet
the contents then poured into naked lee merriwether and then swear words flash on the screen. god i love sex.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:52, archived)
# Swears are important
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:02, archived)
# it is important to swear.
remember. you should always swear. for example instead of saying the word "neck" you could say the word "tits".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:05, archived)
# tits are important
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:07, archived)
# theremin
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:48, archived)
# full thremin soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Where's Odie?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:49, archived)
# sdfjsdcjificnadnckl;cksdmvjnvri jdklsvar;enn v jkvn
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:00, archived)
# EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:52, archived)
# if only the year had 14 months this would be the perfect calander
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)
#
img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/scubastza/Blog%20Stuff/noclue.png
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:45, archived)
# EPIC SAGA IS EP...RATHER GROSS ACTUALLY.
YAY!

Scrolling it was a joy, Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:05, archived)
# race bannon but his weiner inside a severed neck hole lol that happened in real life
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:14, archived)
# i fucking love you DD
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)
# hahahahaha!
awesome!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# YOU ARE A LOVELY WIERDO
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:08, archived)
# I love this
your ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Now all restaurants are Taco Bell
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# This should be in the Tate
fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# man i wish you were on during the day
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Fuck me. This is a thing of wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# This has made my day.
conngratulation.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:05, archived)
# tj. hilariously scary. shop away..
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(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Where's Chump?
Rob Zombie would approve.

Waah, I don't have ps on this laptop. That lamb is freakish.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)
# It sure is missing Chump
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:56, archived)
# I forgot the joke halfway through making this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:59, archived)
# making pictures is more important than jokes or technique
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)
# heh
also: vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:09, archived)
# TROLL'O'LOLZ
JIC: Not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:14, archived)
# 'ckin hell!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
# Making technique jokes will never be front-paged.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)
# joke pictures are shite, give it up
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:13, archived)
# cool thrives on books
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:15, archived)
# yyy y y y y yyyy y y yy y y y y yy y y yyyy y yyyyy y yy yy yyy y y y y
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Such an agreeable chap
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)
# nn n nn nn n n nnn n n nn n nn nnnnn nn n n n nn nnn n n n nn nn nn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:34, archived)
# *lambasts*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:41, archived)
# what a contrary bitch
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:45, archived)
# 100% fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Well I'm confused.
I'm off to bed! It's raining, and the power is out. Just the glow of a laptop. But before I go, I had a dream last night. I woke up with this in my head-

An elephant married a fish. And with one exception they were happy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:46, archived)
# A faded sign?
(Dances With Stoves, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:17, archived)
# I C WUT U DID THAR
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)
# I wasn't sure ...
... whether to include the postcode ;)
(Dances With Stoves, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:23, archived)
# I am: C.H.U.D.
I am looking for: CHUDLOVIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:23, archived)
# But are the CHUDs available in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)
# !!!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/8021310
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:09, archived)
# ALSO: a story about onions that I just found in an old folder... I think I may have found it on Gutenberg originally.
I remember once of offering a lady from Eau Claire a slice of bread and a half of a red onion in a railroad car. She looked hungry, and yet she said she didn’t care to eat. Thinking she had a delicacy about accepting food at the hands of one who was almost a stranger to her, I turned the bread and onion into her lap, and said she was entirely welcome to it. What did she do? Instead of eating it, and thanking me, she threw it out of the window, and went and sat by the stove. I was never so offended in my life. That woman may see the time she will want that onion, and I would see her almost perish of starvation before she could have any more of my onion.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:12, archived)
# I'm sure I've read this somewhere before.
Fuck, I'm going to be lying awake tonight trying to remember where.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:50, archived)
# nurcan taylor
"life as a pro weight lifter in onion starved Athens" her auto biography
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)
#
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/14815
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 6:11, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:52, archived)
# LADY PANTS (CHUDS), LADY PANTS (CHUDS), LADY PANTS (CHUDS)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:54, archived)
#
www.chudfacts.com/gallery.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:58, archived)
# CHUDSTYLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:09, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very nice indeed. Well done Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:23, archived)
[challenge entry] compo much?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:49, archived)
# GUURRRRRGE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# which one is
the horse?
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:06, archived)
# war huh what is it good for
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# DON'T MENTION ZE WAR!
I think I got away with it this time!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:24, archived)
# SHEEEEEEEEEEEN
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Crows.
Perhaps worms too, but mostly crows.


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Hurrah!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:47, archived)
# this is funny.
and its porn

five stars
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Whatchoo break up with Cindy fooooooooooooorrr
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:48, archived)
# now available in frankincense flavour
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
I haven't had those crappy noodles for such a long time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:59, archived)
# me neither
more of a Trident man myself.

although I had some Nong Shim yesterday (all the fucking shops are closed for lunch, cunts) which weren't nearly as nice as I remembered
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:02, archived)
# But did it take two minutes to cook the Nong Shim?
This is the most important question
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:07, archived)
# worse..
 
you pour the boiling water in the polystyrene bowl and WAIT FOR DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Ok, well that's one way to commit suicide.
A hot beef vindaloo could be another
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)
# INDO MIE, FUCKERS
FIVE FLAVOUR SACHETS. COUNT THEM. FIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)
#
one, two, three, four, five.

FIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)
# THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
www.mama.co.th/All_Product/index.asp?lp=_EN&ID=1&CategoryID=1
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Actually I want to eat a Pad Thai right now!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I could go a couple of Thai ladyboys
 
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)
# We all could
when you find them, make sure you share!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# if he finds a really hot one, I'll chip in part of the cost
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Blessed are the rowers? Is that wise?
Next thing you know they'll abolish slavery.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:02, archived)
# NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH, TAHKCALB
 
THAT METH AIN'T GONNA COOK ITSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# HARD TO MAKE
EASY TO TAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Ah fuck
now I'm hungry for some methpizza
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# MIGHTY FINE SLICE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:20, archived)
# I just saw that and thought,
"Yeah I could eat some pizza right now."
Then I remembered that I had a pizza like four hours ago and that it's probably not socially acceptable to have another one so soon.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
# SECRET PIZZA.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:50, archived)
# yeah i have photoshop too


/obligatory filter-type joke. hello ;)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Hello there fanj
y'all right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Nice one
But who is Janet Street Porter?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Street-Porter
Someone mentioned her earlier. She has a distinctive face, I thought it would be cool to do a pic of her.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:00, archived)
# thanks
From the description it looks as though she also has a distinctive voice.

Btw, have you done any of the James Bond girls and/or a series of them?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:02, archived)
# No
but if you've got a favourite now would be a good time to suggest it. If I can find a decent source pic I'll have a go right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Christopher Walken
 
from View to a Kill
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Is that one of the Bond girls, rap?
I SAID IS THAT ONE OF THE FUCKING BOND GIRLS, RAP?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# IN MY MOVIE HE IS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# definitely my favorite Bond girl
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Here's a couple as a start
Daniela Bianchi (From Russia With Love): images.google.com.au/images?q=daniela+bianchi&hl=en&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0
Diana Rigg (On Her Majesty's Secret Service) images.google.com.au/images?q=diana+rigg&hl=en&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Avengers lol
Moderate safe search lol
Diana Rigg is it. I've found a couple of pics I like, let's see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I thought you'd already done her?
 
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:29, archived)
# They are all lined up in his studio
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# I have no clue at this point.
My pics are scattered around everywhere, I've lost track.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Here's another two
Maud Adams: (The man with the golden gun) images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&safe=off&sa=3&q=maud+adams&btnG=Search+images
Maryam d'Abo (The Living Daylights) images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&safe=off&q=maryam+d%27abo&btnG=Search+Images

LOL! My google toolbar is somehow set to moderate, yet google home page safe search is set to "off" - I don't know how that works!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# when you see the words "media personality"..
 
you know at least one of them doesn't apply
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:03, archived)
# ... and the phrase "worked for the Daily Mail"
doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
My take on her is that she's one of those people who mistakes knee-jerk opinionated obnoxiousness for strength of personality. She's as 'shocking' as a flouncing teen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Nice JSP!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:45, archived)
# A friend of mine wanted a picture of a rhinososaurus that lives in her apartment block for some xmas present or other..

This is what I think it might look like
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Yoinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
# He need a matching handkerchief
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)
# In case he gets a rhinovirus?
But where would he put it? He lacks a breast pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)
# It's just for show.
It's not like he could reach his nose anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:16, archived)
# This should be "Beattie-fied"
But I can't be bothered to shop it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty


appologies for shitness.. its late and i could only find one *really shit* picture of a jar of Reeses peanut butter
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Peanut butter jelly time!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
#
That was one bit of Family Guy that went on a bit TOO long. If I was Brian I'd be embarassed to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Bzzzzt


Click for bigger (198KB)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I should not remember this commercial
I'm far too young, ahem ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# JIMMY!!!!!!
That gave me nightmares when i was a kid. In fact i still can't go anywhere near electrical stations now.

So it worked therefore they should still show it in schools now.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# or throwing chains at wires
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# That was my favourite one
You'll find it in the full-length Play Safe video here.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Wow
That is one big heffing chocolate fountain!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Merry X-mas
A quick christmas card I made at work. i gave it a £99.99 price tag, seems fair.


oh, I took some photos of where i live today if anyone is interested.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Lovely stuff :]
I'm going to bed now, thought I'd pop in and say goodnight.
'Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Nunight.
Sleep well. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Got a new job?
www.squareamerica.com/bm16.htm

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
# YEAH BABY, YEAH
www.squareamerica.com/err.htm
(NSFW)

WHERE IS POSTBEAR WHEN YOU NEED HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# oh my.
those images imply that people had sex back then. My parents LIED to me.

/shattered
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# I'd buy that if I had 99.99
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# fine
i'll sell it for 98.00
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:22, archived)
# TO THE DEATH!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I should buy it, kill you and then it'd be worth $999.99
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# MONKEY!!

Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!

Click for bigger (57KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Monkey has been at the mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# CRIVENS!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# M-M-M-M-MON-KEY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)
# This is surely a drawing of Mugabe when he was a teen
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# FOR TIS THE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# awwwwwww you shouldn't have
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Cor!
Nicely shopped, that is rather spooky in a mutated burns victim way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# MY MY, LOOK AT THE TIME.
LOOK AT THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Che Gift
Gay Shift
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Che gifts a gay shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Very gay
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)
# HAHA!
Very Che!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I lost my foot in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Hehehe, very good. May I post this unrelated pic here?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Thicky Thick-Thick McThick does a trick.
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# FEED ROBERT SOME LASAGNA
HE'S ONLY ANGRY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE LASAGNA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# You have solved the Zimbabwe problem with one quick meal.
What do you think would happen if we fed him ravioli? That could be the solution to African dictator syndrome I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# LETS FEED HIM MAGGI, THEN HE'LL DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Sorry to TJ but I know b3ta will have the answer...
I can't for the life of me remember, what do you call those synthesiser poles that you play by moving your hand closer to/further from them?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Theremin
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Theremin
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Theremin.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Bases loaded
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theremin
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# theremin
There's an application that turns your graphics tablet into one.

wareseeker.com/download/theremin-1.0.rar/446900
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Also: apparently you can make one from a cup of tea
hackaday.com/2008/07/03/tea-cup-theremin/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# holy shit
where ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Behind that link
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# hmm
im sure that wasnt there when i replied. also its windows only. i'm investigating..
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Wow!
That's my night sorted
KEWL! I am playing with it right now, and the nighbors will love me for it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# It'd be great if you could play with just the pitch or just the tempo when you upload samples
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# DIY away. Popular thing to play with.
synthmaker.co.uk/

or OSX

sonicbirth.sourceforge.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)
# This looks fun
I hope my internet stops being a shit soon so I can download it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# A pasta-based theremin emulator is clearly needed
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# yes!!
as you slurp each noodle, the pitch starts low and increases as the noodle shortens.
This would make me very fat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Thank you everyone!
I shall go find one :)
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Theremin
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I once
a long time ago
saw that lass from goldfrapp pleasure herself with a theramin
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# No idea, sorry.
(juanito, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Electric Trombone
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Pheromones
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Theremin
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Theremin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Aetherphone
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# New fangled crap!!
Leyden jar applied to a castrati did me Gran'fer in his day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# THINGY!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Theremin
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# He's jonesing from some hot lasagna
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# And I just can't seem to get enough love
DUM
DUM
DUM DA DUM DUM DUM
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# thank god it's them, instead of me...

(juanito, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Pfft!
And that song is stupid; there'll be plenty of snow in Africa; it'll just be up mountains.

EDIT: I just noticed the Snowman Kit. Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Hey, two semicolons.
Can you even do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Sure; why the hell not
;I'm going to start a sentence with one just for the hell of it here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# i bet it'll leave you in suspense
put one at the end of a;
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:29, archived)
# Yes you can
n/m
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I'm pretty sure you have to use a colon instead
Kind of like the double quarter pounder not being a half pounder.

Wait, not like that at all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Pfft.
I suppose the burger is so called because it is two quarter-pounder patties; it's not one half-pound patty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaah.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# hah!
why is that song so shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Because it was made for the purpose of making money,
not for the purpose of making a nice song.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# what about musicians that aren't out to make money OR nice songs?
what then?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# To be fair, it's fairly accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# man, that's why
songs should be fantastical and outrageous
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I quite like songs that are just music with narrated lists of facts.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I like that one where it's just some guy saying "DO A BARRELL ROLL" five hundred times
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# does it ever make you do a barrel roll?
music does have an effect on people.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# That fish heads songs makes me crave seafood.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# One time I watched that movie, Twister
I spun around like a motherfucker afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# HELEN HUNT CAN DO THAT TO A MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha
grin from here ........................to here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Grak grak!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Or in Australia
Or most of South America

Sometimes I wonder if these people understand geography.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# to be honest...
.. i was just concerned that my simple visual portrayal of africa would be deemed both stereotypical and racist.
(juanito, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# IT'S OKAY TO DRAW BROWN PEOPLE SOMETIMES
 
so, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Christmas is a time for family...
that includes brothers, yo.
(juanito, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# HUMANITY IS COLORFUL
I try to keep that in mind when I choose skin colors.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)

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