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# Penguimp
I know my in-laws have only the kindest intentions for my newborn daughter, but what on earth were they thinking?



In case it's not clear - it's a beaker and the gimp mask stops it leaking. So that's okay then...
(psd eats stuff. Often., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# aww that looks lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# This^^^^
I would like that for myself :D

Merry Christmas Dixon, to and yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# It's from Ikea.
Mk. 1 infant had one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] wanderin' in a winter wonderland....ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# haha. Ride him like there's no tomorrow.
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Merry chrimbo nonic!!
How goes teh cookings?


*roasties is nearly done, and i'm dribblin like a rabid dog

*edit I reckognise THAT pose!

ITS you....you're SANTA
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# All good.
Bird needs basting again. Roast tatties, parsnips and honey glazed carrots are in. The essential sprouts are ready to boil. T - Minus 30 minutes. Time for a shower.

edit : ha, typical Friday night at chez Pasanonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# my wench forgot the sprouts.......after dinner i am going to baste her in parrafin and set light to her...
or trade her in....
or flog her to the local pikeys
or f*** the living daylights out her



*prolly the last one....vodka is taking a hold
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Separated at birth?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I want to have an adventure in a lada niva in chile
I've decided, I'd like to do that

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Do it.
Great food, cheap good wine, gorgeous women.

Hard to top that.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# KGB
Might not want that plate though. Looks like you're a weird mentally ill pretend-spy type poncing about in a tarted up Lada with KGB on the registration. :-/
(there she blows minty biscuit, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# all spies have the name of their agency on their car number plate
/pertwee-era dr who fan
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# no
only the properly mental pretend ones
(there she blows minty biscuit, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# .
the one on the left looks like your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Moidhouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# pfft
One on the right looks like my mum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Your mum looks like a car!
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Have you not heard of the Fiat Riverghost's Ma?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# yo momma so fiat
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# So Fiat she 500!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# merry christmas b3ta!
o christmas tree, o christmas tree
in the bin by january
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# uh . . .



(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *howls*
top job
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Thx--and Merry Merry day
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# :-)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# stage syrup?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# cockerny rhyming slang innit
innit
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# oh I see
those cockney chaps should talk proper english, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# it's a syrup
or an Irish, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# it's too ethnic!
I don't understand!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# syrup of figs.
Irish Jig.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I learnt something today.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# glad to be of service.
My favourite is to call an effeminate gentleman an Iron.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# You'll always confuse me with those.
Iron?
(Glad to see you back, wondered if you'd gone)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# busy and shit.
Plus I'm a wow geek and with the new expansion it's been very busy in the guild getting to level 80 and working on my heroic gear ( geek, see?)

Iron is a very old one. It is short for Iron hoof ( which I assume is a horse shoe ) and you can work the rest out yourself.
A few of my friends are a bit light on their feet and it's used in fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Ahh WOW I see.
"bit light on their feet" like the euphemism. I seem to attract gay people, I guess it's my non-judgemental attitude, oh and the obvious madness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Maybe it's your cracking arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Haha
I love you. Merry tidings and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# How do you know about my cracking arse?
An arse without crack is no use anyway.

/colostomy bag
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Christmas and all that!
Have a Star Wars christmas dinner

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *pea?
THIS IS FUCKING CHRIMBO!!!!!!
CLICKS LIKE A CRAZY BASTARD
*even if it is a pea...i gots deja vu on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
#
it's the ghost of christmas past.. technically that's not a pea
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# yay for this!
And merry christ mash
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# That's quite
spectacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I love that anim :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Top animation
yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# wishing you all a canny christmas an' all that


cheers
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# lovely
*digs out*

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# arrgh
is that the baby jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# It could be
if he's had a bit too much of the myrrh
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# HAHA-----big WTF?LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It's not really Christmas it's April the 28th
he just wants to fool the penguins out!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Never post pic of self on interwebs *could have been worse :)

deris- www.b3ta.com/board/9050699
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# you've removed his neck-bolt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# needs more croissant and red car
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I'd like a croissant and a red car for christmas
but I didn't get either

discomeat sad now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Too soon, man, too soon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# All Aboard!
The Lez Bus

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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# this post contains Manchester and lesbians
I therefore award it the highly coveted Gilgamesh Seal of Approval
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# anal treet?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# buy me a drink first?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# lube?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *checks profile*
*heads for hills*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# check it again
press F5 more internet magics
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *Pointlessly rubs thighs furiously*
I had a bi-girlfriend many years ago, but alas..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# a lass did what?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# A golden opportunity never realized; shall we say
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/alas
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# WHAT! *shakes head*
You mean you never...
Opportunities like that don't come around often.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I've had some
'experiences' over the years. Once when I was in my 20's I had a fuckbuddy who was a real diamond. She was even better when I was staying at her parents ( who were on holiday ) and she suggested that we joined her cousin ( who was a stunner and down after dumping her boyfriend ) in the other bedroom. I got the impression that it was not their first time.

The most recent one was less than 18 months ago with two lasses from my home town and did not involve my wife so The less said about that the better. ( but stupidly I did take pictures and crazily I still have them secreted away ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Heh
I would delete this message before it's archived then matey; it may return to haunt you in the future ;)

And happy Christmas you wonderful person

/smoke brake over
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# yeah I was pondering "does the pasanonic.wife read this ever"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# She'll find
a 404 error page does not exist if she ever had an inkling the place existed. She takes no interest in my 'silly pictures on the internet'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ah well
happy times

or something

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# happy parental controls :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oh yeah, I forgot you are the computer maintenance chappy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Well her
indiscretion was the cause of our first divorce ( yes, I'm an idiot, I married her again ) so it's only fair I redress the balance.

Happy Christmas to you too. We are having dinner late. My 3 bird roast is roasting and I'm having a brandy as I flit about on kitchen duties.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# 3 bird roast? a turduckken is it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# it isn't mate
it is goose chicken and pheasant, layered with pork.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# sounds quite nice
I just had ye basic chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'm not a big bird fan ( that's not a euphemism )
and we used to have a joint of beef and a gammon hock or pork joint but saw the 10 bird roast that Hugh Fearnly Whittingstall did a few years back. That led me to find a wonderful place called Seldom Seen Farm and this is our 3rd year on it. It's a bit of an indulgence but it keeps the mob happy. You know me I could do without the whole shebang to be honest.

www.seldomseenfarm.co.uk/3br.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# pfffffft
yay for todger dodger travel
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Manchester! Chorley! Preston! Blackpool!
This should be a tourbus of Northern lesbianism. I'd take that tour.
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Oh the weather outside...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# no more sunsets.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I think we are down one thread
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i concur

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# yay
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# also, this
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# and while I'm about it
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# yeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# cute angry cumullous:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# i saw this and thought of you


/also ordered their make your own chocolate kit
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Every day
several square miles of Brazilian rain-forest is logged, in order to get at the precious chicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Remember Glees?
forums.doyouremember.co.uk/recently-remembered/4168-glees.html
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# So very very tired
Fuck I hate christmas.

Does anyone have a family I can join?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# NURCAN, I LEFT YOU FOR YOUR YOUNGER, HOTTER TEAMMATE SIBEL SIMSEK MORE THAN SIX MONTHS AGO.
STOP CALLING ME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hi gronk
i hate it too.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] humbug
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *rofles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Yay!
Happy Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahahaha
:D

edit: if they are so wise, what they doing travelling through the desert with crap gifts

piss taking tourists, that's what they were

on the blag, only logical explanation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Actually Gold, Frankincense, Muhr and PS3 were highly prized possessions in this days!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# yes, but they were probably distraction gifts
and then they went around nicking everyone's stuffs

and do we hear about the gold, frankensense and murh again? hmm?

"we like saw a star, and shit, here's some like gifts and shit"

ahhh, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Well orginally it was going to be
Gold, Frankenstein, Muhr but there were copyright issues.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex?
Couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Actually that 's a popular misconception.
He wasn't born there as it's a shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# superb
here i shall put on a tie


Click for bigger (273KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# that's you, that is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# xD
crimbles!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# SOmeone's beaten you to that, it appears.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# my plan was to try and look smug
the result, a musical
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# you don't look smug, you like you are in a science show, on channel 5
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# low poly!
time to mingle
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your urine?
at least i hope it's your urine.

merry tie day.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# lols
*pastes pic into tattyshop
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# smuggable cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# what's a nubian?
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Christmas Chewie !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# yays We're having a Star Wars Chrimbo!
happy Star Wars Chrimbo matey:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hi 'ghost :)
Hope you like horses
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# HAHAHA. From teh GM I'd say that was done in Reason?
I do love horse. Best of all festive dinners!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# :D Fruity Loops actually
Could have done a better job of it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Hurrah!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Yay chocolate coins!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# happy chewie christmas mr koit
and now i must off to my sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I didn't get sprouts :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# order online before jan 1 to avoid disappointment next year, p&p free
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha, i don't think they're in season here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Thanks mate
and equally back at you and everyone.

Happy of the Xmas
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# finally!


i'm amazed there are so many people on b3ta today. i thought it would literally just be k3bab and riverghost here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# thanks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# i mean because its the middle of the night for you, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ah almost bedtime.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# even the manimals are getting into the spirit of things


Merry Christmas everyone
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Personally I welcome out new primate santa overlords...
EDIT: You're playing WoW. I seem to have inherited a guild mostly populated by 14 year olds and they seem to see me as a father figure!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hehe
you poor bugger :p

I ended up in a guild doing far too much raiding (server firsts on everything so far :D )
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Trouble is I'm the GL and there's over a hundred of them.
It was kinda sweet. One of them who was an officer changed my officers notice to, 'best guildmaster in the world'.
A fair few must have absent father or something as I get the questions you'd normally ask them:P
What server you on?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Aggramar
a bit of a backwater really
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# This is so cute, Riverghost the father of lost WoW orphans
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# No it's terrible!
I don't want to do it but I can't let them down. People may start seeing me as a nice person and that'd be terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Tell them to log onto b3ta
you will shattered their illusion within the first post ;)

But seriously, you will never tell them about your b3at side because I suspect you are far too nice - probably too nice for b3ta!! hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# LIES! LIES!
SHEPHERDS PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# This is so cute, Riverghost the groomer of lost WoW orphans
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I've been wearing Tiny Tim for the last half hour now:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# oooh
what server?
I'm being lured back by WotLK now that I'm single and have spare time again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I own a guild on Lightbringer
If you want to help me look after loads of kiddies:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hmmm
my grown-up characters are a 70 NE feral druid on Azjol-Nerub and a 68(?) BE shadow priest on some other server that my flatmate plays on. I may resurrect one of them for a couple of weeks and see how it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Well if you pop on LB my main's Chayce.
/w and I'll join you up and put you as an officer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# yes!
I love undeserved promotion :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha. Well I need someone over 14 years old:P
It's a good guild. THey're nice kids and lvl 70 so passe:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hehe I bet the guild chat it all
"lol you nub!"
"I pwn u at Arena - lolz youze r all nubs!"

I've quit WoW before the expansion - not tempted to go back.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Northrend rules.
Brilliant quests etc
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I really don't have to time to play thesedays
ironically I spend quite a bit of time here - but nonetheless WoW requires a lot more of my spare time and it's not like B3ta where I can just log off anytime usually I would be in a Raid and have to glue myself to the computer.

3 chars (all lvl70):
Feral Druid (Main Tank)
Destruction Warlock
Combat Daggers Rogue

I was on Kul Tiras I still keep in touch with the guild via their website - but still not tempted to buy the expansion.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Worst thing is all these kids know more about the game than I do!
I have one lvl 74 sorta middling BM MM hunter and the next is lvl 27 (if you don't include the new death knight class character as they start at lvl 50)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Huntard! hehe
it seems most Guild Master's mains are hunters - Quintrophenia's GM is a Survival Hunter but he mostly was a BM Hunter before. I used to be in Vanquish and their GM is a Hunter too. probably just me but I'm seeing a pattern here like as Hunter can train pets they think - "Hey I'll set up a guild and have new pets!" lol ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Heheh I didn't set up a guild
I never wanted to be in one and join when I though I was joining a group. GM changed a couple of times and I build it up for about 15 too 100 members. THe GM was basically using it as a mates club and only people he knew IRL were officers. Everyone else got pissed off and we got him in a guild meeting, then everone else pretended it was only me that had the problem, the GM got pissed off left and as I was first alphabetically I became GM. The plan was that a couple would run it but they buggered off and I've been running it ever since.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hehe
GM by default - it all sounds like Toy Story 2 with the little aliens in the crane machine game where they follow him around saying something like "Thank you for saving us, we are most gratful!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I've really enjoyed it.
It's just chance that loads of kids have joined but they've been great and many times I've wanted to leave but I couldn't let them down. It's got to the point where they're coming to me with life questions as they feel they can't talk to their parents. I suppose it's easier to talk to someone they've never met.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# "What is this downy fluff, Mr Riverghost?"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Naaa
I'm just grooming:P

Basically yeah and questions about girls:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# oh dear.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah sorry I had to kick you from the guild.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I'm not so sad as to play wow.
although when i did play a bit (all shooters of some sort) I would occasionally log in as "blossom" to see how many groomers I got.

It was sad that I got a bunch of horny 14 boys excited with that username. I stopped doing it incase I got in some serious shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# So it's not sad to play computer games
But sad if you play one where you actually interact with people?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# nah I just think game play needs 1337skillz0rs :P
not one where you stamp on bugs to gain xp...

I would link to the particular SA strip that shows this but I can't find it...

www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=137

truth be told i just don't really get into fantasy games so I take the piss out of people who do :P

It makes me feel better about myself...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# That's very broadminded of you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# maths nerd humour!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# So nothing with any credibility then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# promoting knife culture among britain's youth
i am ranked number one in the UK (number 22 in the world) at battlefield 2142

i'm not actually all that good, but i have played FAR too much

i've got well over 20,000 knife kills, and i've found that stabbing people to death online is a pleasant and enjoyable way to fritter away much of my lonely geek life

if anyone wants any tips on that game, feel free to message me

here are my stats:

(there she blows minty biscuit, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# indeedly
happy Christmas all
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Ello matey:)
Many peesed mice etc etc.

What you up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# wotcha, seasonal felicitations
I shall be eating drinking and trying to get people to be quiet during Who!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# This is why I love he current state of the internet.
I've got rid of my TV, I just watch the programmes when I want on the channel's servers:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# What a content and happy looking squirrel
yay for happy and content squirrels!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I think my goal for today will be to go to a park and give a squirrel a mince pie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# A worthy goal
have a lovely day fella, I might just do the same with some camera, and hopefully post the amusing results later
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Ooo
Please do in case I don't get the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Happy Christmas, Mr Sanity!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# merry stuff and nonsense everyone !!!
are we there yet?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Yes
Yes we are!
Merry wossname.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# just noticed rg's sig
happy birthday ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Yes I think we should have more Africa based peas for the occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Amen ghosty, and Happy birthday Missy Flowerpot
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# \0/
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Happy Birthday, Flowerpot
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Thank you!
This is turning into a top b'day thread with all these lovely animationisms.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# :)
I really have to get on with cooking, have lovely day everyone; you are the best bunch of people on the internet

by a mile
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Aaaaw
Reciplicated:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I've not seen this before.\
WHY IS THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Terrance? He gets around!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
He gets about!
At speed!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Happy Birthday Flowerpot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Thank you on both counts!
I love this animation with every fibre of my wossname!
THAT PINK HANDBAG! hahahaha
The beret on the giraffe, the helmet (pfff) on the elephant, the shoes on the flaming-go, the way the giraffe's elbow sticks out of the window. It's got so much glee in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# bless ya heart once again
i promise i will add something of your choosing for it's next airing,it'll have to be little though i'm running out of space.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I remember when you made it I was beggin for more additions
but really, I think it best to leave it as it is.
*thinks*
At the very most just one more addition :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Morning GSTQ!
Merry Chrimbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# seasons greetings to ya good self
i trust your noel is proving suitably bon
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Happy Chrimbo to the both of ya!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# 'ningles to the 'orrible lot of you, and happy christmas!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# You too!
We aren't 'orrible today. We are wearing our new Christmas cardies and jumpers and are full of festive chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Woo
freaky primate christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Head Torch
What completely fucking useless presents did you get this year? Please post your dust bin fillers below.
Sinful TOAP

Can't for the life of me think of one use for this thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Maybe you got it wrong
Maybe it's worn else where so you can penetrate in the dark!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# This did cross my mind....but i always do it with the light on.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I notice that one has a swivel to direct the beam
Hadn't the designers heard of a neck?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# It's obvious
It's so you can illuminate in a different direction to where you are looking
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Again, neck.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# But eye point in direction of neck
Although why the question still remains as to why you would want to look in the dark and illuminate in the opposite direction remains :-]
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# it has a band. Surely that would do the job.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# That's not to swivel the beam it's to turn it on
my Hubby has one like this for night time fishing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Because buttons are so passe!
Apologises for starting a sentence with a conjunction.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Absolutely
turning knobs is the new thing!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Not for you:P
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# it's her husband's
*runs before full implications sink in*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Maths geek
Sex is illusive:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# The joke is left as an exercise for the reader...
deris read the proof of theorem 8.1
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Remember to show your working out
I just don't want to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Aaaaw turn that frown upside down!
*dangles by feet*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# well, I can think of a heap of knob twiddling jokes
that would question orientation, prowess and partners. I tried to come up with a sentence that would encorage the reader to think of them...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Cheeky bugger
*shakes tits fist*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# It's got turny-bits to unscrew where the batteries go in
clicky buttons to turn it on and cycle through the modes (really bright, sort of bright and slightly bright) and the tilty bit so you can have it pointing forwards for, e.g. walking or caving, or pointing down for talking to someone without blinding them or avoiding eye contact.

I use mine loads, because I enjoy looking like a special.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# add a dobber to that and you've got an All teh Win present
allowing you to free your hands up at a darkened keyboard to do.... errr... stuff maybe!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# great idea....
has backlit keyboard for just su...never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# you'll appreciate it in the impending blackouts
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7779241.stm
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I have invested heavily in Lampyris noctiluca and Phosphaenus hemipterus.
I intend to hook thousands of them up in series to power my home.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# that's actually quite useful.
not only for blackouts and stuff, but if you happen to be working under a car, or crawling around a inside a roof etc. I would like one and would be greatful for it and the nice thought...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# You sound like you need one.
message me your address and bank details.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# address
Pothole
University of Sydney
F08 2006
AUSTRALIA

banking details:
The leftmost sock under my matress
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hahhhahhahhhahahaaahha POTHOLE! ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# well the building code is for a building, so
this is the pothole
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Christ that's good thinking!
I'd assumed one wore it with the light shining into your forehead so that a pretty diffused glow was emitted from your ears, nostrils and other cranial cavities. But to wear it the other way round, so you could see where you're going in the dark - that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha
nutter
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hhahhhahhhahhahhahha
Funniest thing i've read today.
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Not a Christmas present per se
But I did just get this magnificent (unshopped) CDC from lastminute.com in my inbox...



:)
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Oh Bravo sir!
A gift indeed.
ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I got a massive thing that looks like a wine glass on a very long stem
It probably takes 1 whole bottle of wine.
I'm not sure what it's for.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# sounds like a butt plug to me
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# discretely enabling alchoholism
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Did anyone buy you a trowel for Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# no, I don't need my burying of victims discretely enabling, I use a shovel
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# No, silly
It's for building a patio OVER the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# yeah it sounds like a good idea
but moving them about constantly and rebuilding them's a real pain
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# It's for kissing
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha
That took me a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# 'S GOOD for cycling & fishing though, mine's FUCKED from where I dropped it & stepped on it.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# not exactly useless
but i did get a bottle opener shaped like a cricket ball that plays a bit of cricket commentary when you open the bottle.

i'm not really in to cricket and i hardly drink.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# From someone who knows you really well then!
I've been with her indoors for 20 years and she still manages without fail every single christmas, to buy something that makes me think WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bindun to death more times than a Turkey Sandwich but nonetheless...

Merry Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
She'd bring all the boys to the yard!

merry chrimbo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# merry christmas mr riverghost - let's hope Progidy stops ignoring you soon.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I don't:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# \o/
haha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# So what are you doing this Michaelmas day?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# James and my Dad are watching Golden Compass
I'm charging my mp3 player and on here of course.

The Turkey and stuff are all cooking - James is doing it all because he's a better cook than me.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Chestnut stuffing I hope!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Nope contray to
popular your belief I don't like nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I won't make the obviously joke:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# WHAT! IT CRITSMAS! YOU MAKE OBVIOUSRY JOKE!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# oh now that's good :)
merry Christmas y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Have a lovely one Archie :)
*wonders off to put Turkey in oven*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# you too fella :)
hope it's a great one for ya
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Yay, queenie
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Yay, and have a lovely Christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Top mindpiss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Yay sound of music
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# god save the queen
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Oh indeed!
Have a lovely day geezer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# thats a bit woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Uncle Pete gave poor Tommy the most fiendish present for Christmas


Happy Crimbo B3ta!

Edit: I've just remembered Lego factory where you can order your own custom Lego kit. I am totally going to buy this for someone's kid next year.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hahahah brill
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Happy day internets! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hahahah!!
yes!

Happy Hanuka!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# :) dreidels all round!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahahaha
They could at least included a microdot with the kit to make it all possible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I am happy that my family remembered the true meaning of christmas this year
and got me some Star Wars Lego.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Yays!
Bizarrely I got a cheque for £5 from my old man. I haven't spoken to him for five years and seeing that he's loaded I think it was some strange attempt at an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# he's seeing if he's got the right address for you.
If you bank the cheque, then he knows you received it.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I wouldn't bank it anyway
But I'd guessed this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Star Wars Lego.
Star Wars Lego. Ruskii Standard Vodka!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Fuck that.
I'm on the bolly already and the pub opens soon:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Pub!?!?!
On christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Well my family consists of me.
SO I'll be taking a few Ozzies down for a merry pissedmas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Happy drunkings then :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Verily:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# so what?
the more the merrier
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# literally:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I havent opened mine yet
but I know im getting a ski trip
Thats a bit hard to put under the tree
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# unless it's a yoghurt popular in the 80's that's been laced with LSD...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I LOLled
By that I mean I really did laugh out loud, I didn't just sit in a chair drooling like a Scope poster child.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# ^ LOL THAT ALSO
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ^ LOLTHIS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahahah
*clicks like a loon*

Damn that's all kinds of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# What?
An aquatic bird?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Not really
More gibbering loon

If I were an aquatic bird, I'd be an avocet, the royalties from the RSPB must make them minted :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# nOW THIS IS cHRIMBO
ace!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Many pissed mice fella
CHristmas day always reminds me of that time in WWII when the talkboard and the messageboard stopped fighting and played football.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# To you too mate.
Talk ...in here.... where?
Who taught them to play football?
last time i looked in on talk, they were all still busy bashining shapes through holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Well when I say play I more mean we needed a ball:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Pffft!!!
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# fan-blinkin-tastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ha ha ha, that is ace!
Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# ha ha!
congrats on the crimble FP!
(venort apparently exists, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Brilliant!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# laughed my legs off
brill
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# this is beyond genius. I am in awe.
:D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Should be
included in the forbidden Lego Book
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I
concur
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Lol the poor kid got scammed xD
PS: i Have that program you mentioned and it's really cool (y)
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I love this.
Every time I look at it it makes me chortle.
Have another click.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Quick and dirty


Just like I hope your Christmas will be

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# the dirtier, the better.
'night all, have a trauma-free day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Night postie
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# nn
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Sleep well pb!
And dirty, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Are you wishing I'll take drug on a holy holiday?!
Damn. I'll have to go out and find some now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# like you need an excuse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Yes
You told me to. Now just don't go jumping off any cliffs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# that would be youtube material
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# What isn't:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I_I
Big I's:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

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