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fuck u

i win

THE INTERNET IS MINE CUNT

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)

I hate U's too

Fecking pretending to be all cool.
Well they are not!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)

THEY ARE NOT

FUCKING BASTARD TEXT SPEAK

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

Well I hate that

but the letter "U" gets me even more riled.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)

A repost?

In a new thread?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

MY FIST

IN YOUR DOG

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

Prey it's not a pitbull then.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

I wait for the day when we see a new thread in a pea roast.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

BUMHOLOLS!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

CORNHOLIO!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

urrrrr thats yuck!

I guess i have been watching too much southpark, it's that bum dribble that really gets me though!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

MESSY EATERS ROFL

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

That's you, that is.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)

TJ: The Sun forums are funny.

I particularly enjoyed the last comment on this page.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

3d tennis movie

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)

C'MON TIM.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)

Haha

Yeah.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)

*drops ball *

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)

Ha Ha.

*Click*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)

hehe tennis? or are they watching 3d porn?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)

Endless love !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)

This is a thing of true greatness.........

and I love it

cer - lick!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

Chalkdust!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)

3D WIMBLEDON

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)

Worth the price of admission !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

WIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)

*snort*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

ZOIDS!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)

MY NAME IS GLENN TENNIS

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gronkpan, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)

I'm sure this is a wonderful image. :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)

how about now?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)

Yay!

I was right too :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

Bit of a given, since it's a m3essential post

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Ratsta, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)

steady on!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)

Gut wrenching . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

haha!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)

argh linear discontinuity

on an unrelated note, beware unexpected triangles

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

We are no longer living in a triangular universe.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)

Chuckle.

They better reply to Mue's email.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

I hope they do. I'm expecting a polite "go away and leave us alone" though.

If they do fob me off I'll email the american PR team instead.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)

I fucking love this.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)

HAHA!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)

Hehehehehehe

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)

haha ikea

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)

My mum used to drive a seat

it looked nothing like that. And quite a bit harder to make.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)

Better have a *click* then

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)

Arf you silleh

MSPain to the rescue!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)

For goodness sake !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)

You/they think of everything . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)

Either that or some people have a related picture

I believe DTH has such an archive that for most posts he has a related reply.
Except anything done by Discomeats, Cockweasle or Greykid of course :)
Edit: Oh, and The Neville

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

PMSain

I mis-read your post, seeing how it was related to wimmin n'all.

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

hahaha love it!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

Paddling pool here I cooommmmmmeeeeeeee!!!!

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)

Splish Splash !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)

Likey !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)

yay!!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)

yay!!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yes!

Yes!
Yes!
/megryan
*click*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)

*squeaks with delight*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

Mooby dooby doo

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

christ this is one notch away from the dreaded cocktits.jpg

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

Milk King time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

haha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9087572

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

9/10 needs more perkiness

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

MARY BOTHANS

I WISH I KNEW YOU BETTER

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gronkpan, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)

hahah

I remember that

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)

Saggering !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)

NO!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

oh dear lord

news update : exhaust fell off my car, now temporary fixed with baked bin tin :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

And what sort of wire ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)

baked bean tin...

wire? used a jubilee clip and the U bolt thats supposed to be holding the exhaust on
it'll do till i manage to fix it
just applied for tax online - free tax yeah!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

Jobs well done !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)

Is your exhaust now silent but deadly?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)

smells kinda funky...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)

I resist the urge to say can you milk it on the basis that I feel physically sick now

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)

you are what you meat

so they say

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OneOfSome, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)

Unidentified Frying Object

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

It's a Valin™

woo!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

Your percentage is on the upswing !

M3Essential = % Ka-Ching

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

This is how it really happens

really! woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

Proof that sightings have been served . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

...With tea and garibaldis!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

cracking!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

Sunny side up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

bwahahah

eggselent as always

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OneOfSome, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)

Hummmmn . . . that's an idea . . . maybe eggplant next . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)

Bush Family poses for final Whitehouse portrait

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tubaman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)

in few years time there will be another Bush going for the white house

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)

Kate?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

she would do a better job

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)

and fat yokels will reminisce about how great it was when dubya was in power

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gronkpan, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

well, lets face it, at that point it most likely will have been better under bush due to being an utter catastrophe by then

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)

I mean, I think the fat yokels you refer to have never regreted Bush being in power

I think more acurately they will just forget who he was entirely.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

WE DIN'T HAVE THESE PROBLEMS WHEN OUR PRESIDENT WEREN'T NO NEGRO

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gronkpan, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

Yes, that will certainly happen.

I'm hoping the assassination attempts are at least completely retarded and thus humorous.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)

Not Neil

I hope!
griffinia.blogspot.com/2006/03/other-bush-brothers.html

but Jeb is not much better...

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tubaman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

it is going to be Jeb

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)

But how would he get a majority vote?:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)

rigged

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

duh:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

Our Supreme Court provided for that

back in 2000...

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tubaman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

Or California will out of the blue all win a no expense spared trip to Cuba on the day of the elections.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

Could it be Joe the Plumber?

thinkprogress.org/2009/01/11/joe-plumber-media/

Wow, are his 15 minutes way over yet?

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tubaman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)

Not if I have anything to say about it!

Which, as a non-US citizen, I don't

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

They're all dead ringers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

That is why W does not grow a mustache!

Sauce:
www.peoplequiz.com/images/quizzes/addams-322.jpg

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tubaman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)

Kookie . . . snap . . . snap !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)

what they need is

robot pussy

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)

I never knew that . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

It's just a load of boxes with numbers in for me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)

Yeah . . . I got suckered too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

it's japanese you communist!

=^.^=

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

I rike the one done in frash !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

I want to get one of these, it'll really confuse the cat

for about 5 minutes

then she'll get bored and go to sleep

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

Catzzzzzzz's

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

I CAN NOT READ ROBOT

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

FLAY ARMS AND SHOUT MALFUNCTION!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

eeeeek!

but very woo

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)

never knew

he was related to huge faced football type Sam Allardyce...

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

That is actually Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio

a close friend & supporter of Bushy. He replaced Tom DeLay (one of the most corrupt Repubs to ever lead the House of Representatives.)

He says his name is pronounced Bohn-er, but everybody says Bone-er...

Heh Heh!, he said Boner!

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tubaman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)

Bush / deLay / Boner

pffft!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)

I have recieved an e-mail back from Ikea* and they've revealed their secret to me...

* Ikea haven't actually replied...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)

Hedgehog are the source of bendy straws?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)

Why do you think they made you have a rabies shot before letting you drink your milkshake?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)

Coz it brings all the boys to the yard?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

Doing the tighten up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)

Japanese Gentleman stand up prease

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)

a-huh-huh

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

Mien jail house rock

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)

Number 47 said to number 6240 . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)

Hahahhaha

Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)

VIELEN DANKE, MEINE DAMEN UND HERREN

uhuhhuhuhuh.

WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

hahahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

hahahaha

nice work!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

clickety click click

mc click

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)

You probably already know this-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5O_DFEXCjU

And I dare say, Woo!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)

I actually thought about trying to animate this

but it's taken too bloody long to get this far :|
source here (108KB)
evening all

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)

hahahahah, fucking ace :D

*click*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

nice one eric

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

Is the password . . . Playthatfunkymusicfoureyes ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)

What IS that?

It baint no uke from these paaarts.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)

Bin dun?

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)

MLNGLM!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)

MeLoN GLooM

*doesn't mention meloncholy*

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

sheeeeemless!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)

Whiskey, tasting like molten cat shit with a touch of bee acid

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)

^this

Utter utter shite (not the image).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

depends on the whiskey

...and on the bee acid.

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

Personally,

I only use whiskey brewed with free-range bee acid

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)

you can really taste the happiness in their femented hydrochlorides

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)

there is no such thing as free-range

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)

^ lies!!

Dirty stinkin' lies!

(Sabbie was bored until, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)

Ok the post's shite too:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)

I will drink most spirits, but whiskey is just nasty

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)

Whisky is just about the only spirit I drink regularly

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)

you are in your 60s and smoke a cigar

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)

That would be brandy, surely

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)

no, brandy is drunk by people who think they are better then everyone else, but really live a life of shit and deep depression of their there loneliness

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

Shit, I need to get some brandy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)

Best w/ Creme de Menthe

Brandy Stinger-- NOT just a stripper's name!

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

uh,

lower pic related then \/

(deathbyfeedback, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)

Jimmy, does drink whisky and smokes a cigar, as he sucks on his dead mum's tits

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)

I had a lovely 12 year old the other night

etc etc lololol.

Very nice double casked, it was.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

did you have any alchohol though?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)

Blem's is on demand at the Crow Bar !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)

7 Shape ... Now Then Now Then

Jimmy Savile
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7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)

I love these.

To use that overly-popular, derogatory and poorly spelt phrase:

"Moar!"

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)

Woo

Suggestion:
David Jason
Del Boy shirts!

Edit: I should say Sir David Jason ;)

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)

The invisible man!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)

I checked on my list of about 600 to do ...

... and can you believe it Nicholas Lindhurst (GOOD NIGHT SWEETHEART - Best two-timing historical time traveling sitcom ever!) on there but not Sir DJ ... added now!

Good Idea

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)

have a woo :)

B-A-U-tiful

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)

Top work as always sir :D

Also, just thought I would let you know that the link you have for public in your text body is actually to musicians :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)

thanks for that ...

fixed

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)

Grillaint!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)

This is wonderful...

May I suggest Esma Cannon?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)

Great Idea ...

... what a lovely woman!

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

excellent

(you may want to correct the spelling of "confrim" in your T&C)

(

finnbar has officially retired, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

deris

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

Ooh, political!

Ning Ghosty

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

Too right.

Coming over here, stealing Asia's jobs.

(

zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

No Shit Sherlock, the term that should be used for this story

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

:) satire!

although link ist borked.

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

Link is doublepasted.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

I worked it out

but ghostie might like to know and change ze codes.

:)

(

arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

Deborked

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)

dekrob!

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

404? I don't get it.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

he did a "fail of the north star 50 double pastes"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

fuckers, indeed

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

primark are concerned. and are carrying out their own investigations

"Which one of you fuckers keeps letting the bbc in?!"

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)

yeah

of course, the minimum wage is a barrier to business

we should go back to the old days of security guards getting shot dead for £2 an hour

"yay"

:/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

£2 an hour?!

I'd expect them raped and mangled for that price.

and not necessarily in that order.

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)

they should consider themselves lucky to have a job!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)

But their needle work is so nice and small

from all those little kiddy hands!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

this is why I eat morrisons bran lattices

or what ever they are called.. they should be called bran lattices though.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)

Jim or Van?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)

William M.

Fine Yorkshire Provisions Merchant that he is.

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)

What was not one of the options I gave you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)

Like I care, as long as I don't find any body parts in them, I don't care

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)

Their knitted from pubes I'm afraid.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)

thats ok, they aren't a body part

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

he's just not very competent with this technology lark

bless him

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

I'm spekkle!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)

why, yes you are

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)

*gurns*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

well, done!

oh oh! I hear music!

time to chase the ice cream van!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)

*runs into wall*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)

LOL!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)

he prefers the Luddite sparrow.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)

Who doesn't

Such a tight chuff.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)

and eager to swallow, too.

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

Doesn't half 'owl though

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)

I'm not getting into a bird off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)

I smite thee half-lime!!

*disclaimer: may have bindun! 'scuse the lime!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

*glee*

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)

See, it wouldn't matter what you did to that program, it would still be complete shite

woo though :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)

Hehe.

That Demons thing is genuinely terrible.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)

terrible is an understatement

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)

I agree although I have been trying to watch it

in some vain hope of finding it entertaining - but the fact that the main character is a talentless cock, his girlfriend is annoying as fuck, the blind lady is about as convincing as a sock, Luke's God Father is about as American as Osama Bin Laden and the fight scenes toally panze! and of course that these "really scarey demons" are dealt with in about 3 minutes at the end of a extremely dull storyline doesn't help convince people that these Demons are meant to be, well, Demons!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

It is a shit remake of Buffy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

Yes and I didn't think much of Buffy either.

Although Angel was worth tolerating the rest of it.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)

never like Buffy or Angel

I like Fantasy, but it really should take its self so serious. Fantasy is only really good when it is taking the piss out of it self.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)

This is true - Evil Dead was sheer genius

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

In a fit of fandom, we named our family cats Spike and Angel

8 years later, I regret that decision

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

Pretty much what I thought

Buffy UK. Teenage kid discovers legacy, gets taught in the ancient evil-fighting ways by a mysterious mentor from other side of the Atlantic who grants access to vast occult library, gets given cool weapons, has own Scooby Gang...

Wasn't too impressed...

(I liked Buffy though. Silly humour throughout.)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

needs more.....

Teenage lesbian witch on witch action.
Was I the only one who watch buffy because of willow?

as for Glenister's accent. I spent the whole first show waiting for him to reveal it was all just a shite disguise. If he cant say "Shut-it you undead slag" then i'am not watching it.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

Pffft

you are forgiven.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)

That's more like it :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

No no no

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

Nooooo.

Ning sushi.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

"Won't some one think of the LiMeS"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

LOL!

(Pelle ghola, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

is he swedish?

I bet he knows where all the allan keys are

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)

He's an allen key tycoon. A magnet, even.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)

SPÄNGG!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

He's with the

screwdriver-maffia.

(Pelle ghola, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)

fat and lonely! HA!

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Shada, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)

Nicely done!

Is that TF2's heavy weapons guy at the job interview?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)

PUSH LITTLE CART.

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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)

fat guy at an empty park

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

fat and lonely! HA!

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Shada, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

HAHAHA YEAH!

oh..

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)

it is a bald Terry Wogan

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

How can the room be empty

when there's a fat guy in it?

(Sabbie was bored until, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)

FAT GUY INNA LITTLE CAR

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

"C'mon Davie boy.... don't just sit there.... get the beers in!"

*Edit: for those who need a de-ris
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/front_page/7824275.stm

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

Puz quiz time: In which year did all snooker players lose their personalities

I'll give you one year either way.

Edit: Coast of Yemen wins!

*amusing image of medal laid on map of Yemen*

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

1986

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)

Ooh, close, bit before that.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

But wosisface was still playing then

erm
Hurricane Higgins.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

Well, there are always exceptions.

People paid by the snooker authorities to inject a bit of colour. But no real snooker players.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)

I liked Hurricane Higgins

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)

1972

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

Closer, closer.

One more try!

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

1066

(may have been darts)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)

That dart in the eye really livened everyone up.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)

1689

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

1568

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

Trick question:

They never had any in the first place

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

Dingdingding

Correct. Boring twats.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

Huzzah! I shall wear my medal with pride

and a slight degree of embarrassment, as it's imaginary

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)

Twelveteen FourtyFwo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

What a great tribute

*click*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

first the vine, now the berri

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7825089.stm

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

Oh no :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

simon cowel

would improve snooker somehow

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)

High waisted trousers, so when they lean over the table they scream as their nut bag gets cut in half

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

Ha.

What an image.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

"Oh look, there seems to be two new balls on the table!"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)

"If gameplay improves

we may see them dropping before long."

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

To be fair, he isn't going to be doing much now, is he

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)

Pfft

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)

well, somebody has to make those 6.3 million Allan/Hex keys per year...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

ahah

ahahhahah click

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FIEND, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)

Boycott IKEA!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)

Hehe.

Is he paid in green wristbands?

(

zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)

LIVE STRONG

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

I have a parody one with LIVEWRONG on it.

A friend gave it to me and I've always felt a little uneasy that it's taking the piss out of a cancer charity.

But that doesn't stop me wearing it, naturally.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

wear it with pride, here have a lovely image

www.whatthebleep.com/pressroom/pics/hidef/jpg/orig_00065.jpg

those who so click shall be rewarded

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

I was rewarded

but I'm not sure why, or with what

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

LIVE STRONG, FUCK MONGS

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

paid

in not being shot in the face .

hull for me

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FIEND, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

willnotshopdildoinwillnotshopdildoinwillnotshopdildoin

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

Star screws next

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

I have said this before, but your hosting doesn't like me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

sorry, b3ta image hosting is borked right now, I've been using that recently

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

arrrgh

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FIEND, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

haha wtf

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)

have no idea :D

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FIEND, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)

Hurray for moobs.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

moobs you say...

moobs slightly msfw

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)

jesus christ!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)

that's what I did when I first saw it

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

BB Boobs?

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/article2116435.ece

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)

Blimey

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

you love it you slag!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)

actually take the gillette off

nad that's like the advert for some kind of strange 1960's secret agent serial

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

hahahaha

MANBREAST!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)

NADS: Privates Investigators

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)

NOBODY'S GOT BALLS LIKE THESE GUYS

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)

That will be old hat by next month

when Moob III will be launched :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)

Has it got 3 Moobs instead of 2?

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

Yes

for a closer and longer lasting fondle.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)

moobs you say?

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

sweet baby jebus and the rectal orphans

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)

well, at least him and his moobs are having more fun than I am right now

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)

Inspired by a mate's customer service issues

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)

Hahaha

huzzah for unnecessarily abusive airlines

edit: have some headline lols:

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)

I really don't want to think about the kiddies who play in the cockpit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

Let's just say

you don't want to see his joystick

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

joey, you ever hang round a gymnasium?

edit joey
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_cANNP4ibgM

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

Well at least his under carriage is down.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)

Ha.

Well he's got experience of a demanding flight schedule. I say give him a try.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

*snort*

Joey, you like movies about gladiators?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

arg I stole your reply

*jets off to tax exile*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)

Hey!

You're Kareem Abdul Jabar!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

No but in my days in the cloning industry

I've seen a man grown naked.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

Well

Ask him
ask him
ask him

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

daterapelolz

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FIEND, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)

hahaha

Is he going to fill them with their marzipan filling?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)

this

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FIEND, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)

Cream cheese!

You barbaric cunt!

;)™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

Lets compromise?

sperm?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

Make it cream sperm and you've got yourself a deal, mister!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)

Nooo

Marzipan sperm.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)

Marzipan sperm is just plain WRONG

Everyone knows it's cream sperm and marzipan boob jobs.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)

But is so right at the same time.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)

I will glady eat marzipan anything.

If I could, marzipan everything.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)

You loves yours raw egg whites:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)

Omnomnom etc.

(

zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)

can I meet you halfway?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)

Phwoar!

*rubs legs*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)

heh

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)

O_O

Mmmmmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

(

Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)

Sticky

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

I'll tell you something, Ikea don't like the idea of people emailing them.

I've been trying to find an email address for 10 minutes.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)

allan/zen/[email protected]?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)

I've just had to go into their press services thingi. Do we count as the press?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)

Yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)

Good enough for me.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)

Numpty

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)

oh god no

no!

remember what happened with lisa

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)

Bollocks is that her.

(

zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)

if it is she can..

er..

what?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

Oh dear, have I slipped into Westcuntryisms on the internet again.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

Krek waiters peak Bristle.

Whale oil beef hooked.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

oh my god, he's gone ethnic!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

Also, customer service know fuck all about things higher up.

I contacted PUBLIC RELATIONS! Yeh huh!
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To whosoever this may concern,

I am a member of the online whimsy site b3ta.com and have a rather odd request for information. We would be very interested to know how many allen (sometimes called hex) keys Ikea sourced/produced during 2008, and at what cost per unit. I understand that you have no obligation to release financial information, this is just a humble request. If you could supply this information, or direct me to where I might be able to obtain it, I would be most grateful.

Thank you for your time, and in anticipation of reply,

Mue
for b3ta.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

Don't listen to him Mue!

This is a man that talks to himself.

EDIT:

Dear createor of what I can take and not pay you for.

Allen keys are created by filthy immigrants.

Yours

Julie Moult

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

Huzzah!!

keep me informed!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

Splendid.

Top work.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

Top work

Although I wouldn't have used the word whimsy.
Rapist maybe, but whimsy, no.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

WRONG TIMING HURTS HEAD!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

Sara - waiting - connected

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

Double barrelled

She must be posh.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)

Try looking in the little bag with the Allen keys

*scarpers*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)

cementious for jesus!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)

Oh, this did made me chuckle

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

He looks stoned!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)

I hear the only things he enjoys are sex and smoking.

They're his raisin d'etre

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)

He like pruning his roses too.

Also: We need a backstory...
Do you colleagues now of b3ta?
Mine do,If i say 'Hi', they'll ask 'who's he', I will tell them:"A geek from the internet , just like me"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)

He's also quite interested in currant affairs.

I'll just tell them you're a stalker, it'll be alright.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

Hahaha!

His favourite song is Sultana swing by Dire Straits.

Pun thread and conversation!!!
2-4-1- offer!

Right I'm offskis.
Laters.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

My cat just got put down.

Cheer me up.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)

at least he's safe from you raping him now

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)

Shit off back to /talk

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

Good point, well made.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)

Ha. Thanks.

I liked the other one of these you did as well, with Burns. I think I was just a lurker then.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

Aww

I always slightly surprised when someone remembers something I've done

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

Besides the 2012 goatse thing of course, which everyone on the internet remembers

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

Hahahaha

Oh yes

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)

pffffftt ahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

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