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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

Roger Daltrey would love that :D

top stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

Hah :D

That sure is a mean pinball.

PS: Mind if I dump a quickie here?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

I'm going to need more information.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

send £5

and I'll see what I can do.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

nice!

but surely you would end up masturbating onto the kitten, or onto one's own face?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

SELF-KAKE!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

Ha ha ha

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

ha ha!

How does it smell?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

MNNMNNNNNGGG!

badum psh!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

Hahahahah

pinball wizard!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

Only available to Tommies?

Woo!

TJ:I am now a Grandad!
/Tells the internet

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

HUZZAH!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

Hooray!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)

For real?

Bloody good show sir! And to your offspring-producing step-offspring too!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

Yep.

Stepson's girlfriend.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

Congratulations

You old fogey!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

hooray! good show!

well done mstan's wifes' offspring!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

hahahahahhha you old shit :D

congratulations

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

Cheers!

To All.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)

What does he use his supple wrist for now?

...

Nicely done :D

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)

Superb!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)

hahaha!

nice, but needs more Harlem Globetrotters :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

pimbul wizad!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

hahaha what?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

The genius of cockweasle

animated by your humble servant mofaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)

hahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)

wahey

quality sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

Eeeek...!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

your son has a scary father

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

I'm getting the horn

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

Sorry

didn't mean to poke you with it.

As you were.

EDIT The sarah palin pic in your profile has given me more horns than it ever should have. Cor!

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

I was looking for my blue rizla colleciton :/

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

Terrified kittin!

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

*PULSE* *PULSE* *PULSE* *PULSE* *PULSE* *PULSE*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

Awww lovely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

Yay for pulsating pussy!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)

Intense kitteh is intense.

*clicks*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

superb movement

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

All kinds of ACE!!

*clicks*

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Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)

A Ped-ant...!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

Pedalling ant you mean?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

wahey

love his spindly legs

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

*spangs*

Marvellous antimation though, I must say!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

which gear is he in?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

If he has anymore than

18 gears, I'm stealsing it off him.

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

looks to me like he's wearing his riding gear

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

Here's my accountant:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

shirley, ped-ant is a pedestrian anmt?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

Very old repost

maybe they could date

yay, paint.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

Pffft :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

hahahaha!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

hahahahaha

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)

Glee!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

YAY!

*sprinkles jammy hundreds and thousands*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

hormones again?!?

Hee!

Ashally, hundreds and thousands sprinkled the water whilst cooking spaghetti creates rather spiffing psychedelic effects, I've found

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

oooh! I've got bolognese tonight, I may have to experiment :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)

Well I'd buy one.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

hahaha! Woo

Sounds a bit rude too!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

Wanna see my toasticles?

*giggles*

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

lovely stuff

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

Hahaha

Sounds more like nicely warmed testicles!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

I prefer standard, non-toasted bread.

What are my options?

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

You could swim around a pond

pretending to be a hungry duck

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

"Quack"

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

I believe the standard response is

"Tits or GTFO".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

Yum!

*bungs one in the toaster

*doesn't switch it on

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

pffft

"Bunging one in the toaster" sounds right rude

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

Bunging a toasticle in the toaster sounds painful

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

You know full well that this is the opposite of useless.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

Well depends if you like warm toats or not

I suspected b3tans would quite enjoy frozen toast on a stick.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

Ice cream on toast FTMFultimateW.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

Hahahaha

it's funny because it sounds like Testicles...

EDIT: oh you all knew this already. OK. Move along...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

icon

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)

I don't have a desk top big enough!

Replugs worthy cause.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

Very, very nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

Where does evil live?

Is evil in the flesh?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

It lives.

That's all you need to know.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

His passing even made the local paper obit!

San Jose, California Mercury News:
www.mercurynews.com/ci_11485419

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tubaman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)

LIONEL!!! Leave the nice lady alone, there's a good chap.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)

Obviously, dickhead.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)

haha *click* nice

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)

will he jump into the cup once she's made it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)

I can think of a tool I'd like to leave in the back of you overnight.

WEYYYYY
bindun?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

is it a torque wrench?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

Dancing on darjeeling?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

I didn't make this, just found it. Well obviously I then stole it too, rehosted it and posted it here. What you gonna do eh?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

One hell of a dunking 'fro!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

No, it's you I was looking for.

I've just picked up all this tea, and I've run out of room in my basket. Ideas?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)

Love the way she's obviously decided to buy 3 boxes

but can't seem make her mind up about the 4th...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)

PG tips? Eugh.

Yorkshire Gold. She's shit at Tea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

in the future, we will come to blows.

it will be a clash of the tea-tans. you will lose

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)

It's alright, I only drink it about 4 times a year anyway

still though, you can't beat me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

rapiers or pistols?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)

Pinecones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

obviously you've no idea with whom you're fucking

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

I didn't say what I'd be doing with the pinecone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

*mind boggles*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

Exactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

I have Yorkshire Tea at home. For HARD water.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

That's because you're The Man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

My teapot rocks like you wouldn't believe.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

I bet I would, I met your cafetiere once.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

"Are you somewhere feeling lonely........or is lonely feeling YOU?"

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

Alwight Dahjeelin'

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)

'assam pun skills you have there . . .

oolong have you been practising?
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)

About two months..

shit...

:/

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

I think she has plenty of tea.

this is clearly panic buying

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

Memoryfoam matresses: Not to be trusted.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

O_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

haha!

my memory foam reminded me it was mothers birthday

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

Oh wise old memory foam!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

I like this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

Poor innocent little mattress

There are some things better left unseen :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

Hee :D

For sale: One memory matress. Slightly scarred. Won't shut up.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

'lo bucket :)

How's things?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

Crikey, hello stranger!

All good with me, ta. How's things with you? Ignoring the football, obviously... ;D How's the house stuff going?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)

Waiting to hear if my mortgage gets approved :D

If it does, could be in the new place within weeks! Can't wait!

Football? What's that? ;)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

\o/

I'm about to call my solicitors to see what the bloody hell they're playing at with regards to my house move. Bunch of arseholes. Hope it all goes trifficly for you :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

Ta!

Haven't hit any MAJOR hitches yet...

...yet...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

ha ha, that's ace!

Definitely appeals to my sense of humour... pffft

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

I don't have a room 17 as you well know!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)

You also don't have lego hair

and I cannot imagine you in a suit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)

A lego suit?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)

That doesn't help me to imagine it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)

I have a very nice Amarni suit thank you very much

Cost me $3000 AUD including the discount I got from a mate who worked there thank you very much:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)

*cannot imagine*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

It seems to have shrunk though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)

upwards? outwards?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

I don't think i could go upwards anymore:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

Hahahaha

Eew.

My sister was telling me about her new matress, and how it's great because when she goes to bed with her husband, one of them can fidget and turn and move about and the other one won't notice.

I thought it sounded great until I realised I was talking about sleeping habits with my sister.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)

she's married now?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)

Ever since The Incident, yes.

Sorry old chap - I thought you knew.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)

hello darling

hows you?

i'm now scared of hotel beds....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

I always have been

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

Only just now?

Jesus. I was terrified of them the moment one nearly drove into me when drunk behind the wheel.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

Tom :D

I'm dandy, ta. Yourself?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

pretty sexy, just beginning the whole revision thing, so super happy funtimes all round.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)

YES!

lovely :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

Hexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

marvellous stuff.
I was just thinking earlier, not seen you around for a bit.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)

I've abandoned you all for youtube fame :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)

Does that mean new songs and stuff?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

A whole albumsworth, in fact!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

Bleedin matresses

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)

O.O

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

For Your Consideration

(Chopper3, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

:D hahahaha

I'm very much looking forward to Frost Nixon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

Wasn't Samual L Jackson in that?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING LIES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING INTERVIEW

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zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

LIE TO ME AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)

I don't know, I've not seen it yet.

Are you joking about something? I've not got it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

It's the one with Travola

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

hee hee

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

The prig in anal steve?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)

damn my typos!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)

aaahhh... thats what ghostie meant earlier... I totally didn't see that :P

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)

my computer crashed

so I couldn't go back

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

hahahaha

you could also do Harty | Jones

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

There's a new boss in town...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

Cool!

Very cool!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

COME ON BEARY

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

hahahahahahahhaha! utterly brillaint!!!

holy shit, its just gone 4pm, I BETTER DO SOME WORK!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

Quick, look busy

Or they'll be saving you a seat on the redundancy bus

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)

Ha.

Seconds later.

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zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

ace

hopper

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

TAH DAH!!!!

the fish is GONE!

shall we try it again?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

Hahaha

Terrific!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

ha ha ha YES

top notch..."Play me out Johnny"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

*ahhaah Gull-Magic*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAARGHMAGIC

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

Very nice!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

Haha.

Random TJ more suited to /links: AW LOOK FLUFFY.

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zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

Awwwww

yours?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

Nah, sadly not, I have some but they're all grown up.

Just found it on the tubes and thought I'd post it in case someone with much more talent than I can think of some way to shop it.

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zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

OMG

*crumbles to fairy dust*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

aaaaaah :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

Aww look at the fear in it's eyes

I'VE BEEN BORN WHEN THE WORLD IS IN FINANCIAL MELTDOWN AND NOW I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET A MORTGAGE

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

Awwwwww!

*cuddles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

Dat no cat, dat a hat.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

pffft!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)

yarff garrf

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

Hahahaha

Brilliant expression :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

ANGRY little super-chick.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

Very nice, lovely light!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

That's the sorceress from He-Man

without her lovely hat. I like it.

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

oh Crikey

I seem to dimly recall her sparking strange and unusual feelings in my 6 year old mind...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

Don't be silly

that was just Daddy coming in your mouth again.

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

a few episodes of HeMan are up in OnDemand on Virgin Media...

I've not seen an episode of the original HeMan sinice I was a lot younger... I have to say, having just watched it again some 15-20 years later (now I do hate to say it) it really was utter crap... Skeletor wanted to control a comet that had truned evil as it had lost its friend. It just went down hill from there.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

I see two boobs but no ears or tail

FAKE

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

There's an ear....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

Cor!

'noon b3ta

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

I always assumed she's be more of a fire girl

But lightning is awesome. Like a flying version of Elle from Heroes.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

wouldn't this

be more like storm from x-men?

(ganainm, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

Storm was more everything atmos related.

I'm assuming this girl can only fly and shoot electricity.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)

Yep.

Vicky can zap stuff, fly and is super-strong. That's pretty much it.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)

Always good to keep a cap on abilities;

If she had rapid cell regeneration, I think that would be overkill

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)

that would be

a trait of superman though, would it not?

edit: don't mind me, super heroes are not my strong point (that's no pun)

(ganainm, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)

Or Wolverine, Hulk, Lobo, Sylar, Peter Patrelli, Claire Bennet, Shadow the hedgehog or a bunch of other fictional characters that can cheat death.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

a you lost me

after wolverine and hulk.. i should get out more

(ganainm, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)

I think that applies to me, not you

*starts to geek a little*

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)

lol

i've been looking these up on google, perhaps i should watch heroes and buy myself a console.. i've never been much for comics, they aren't mainstream literature back home, mind you, neither are consoles and games =-/

edit: i didn't mean consoles and games are literature

(ganainm, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

I would suggest watching Heroes from the first episode;

Or none of it will really make any sense.

So many plot twists in it.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

thanks

for the advice, i'll do that

(ganainm, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

"a flying version of Elle from Heroes."

Is probably a closer description of what she can do than "She looks like Storm."

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)

i wouldn't say she looked like storm, just thought they had similar abilities.. as it stands, unless you provide more insight, i'm wrong about that =-D

edit: i have never seen this "heroes" of which you speak, so i have no clue about elle either =-/

(ganainm, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)

She appeared in the second season.

She can make lighting, but she was a bit of a sociapathic nutjob.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

Cor!

Elastic trickery! Woo!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

dont cut back on the boobie drawing :(

well actually when ever you draw, and what ever you draw. It is always fantastic and my favorite thing on b3ta.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)

Jeremy Paxmanates Oliver over shitty soup fiasco

also seeeeeeeems

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

seams?

what seams?

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

Actual footage?

Someone tell the Mirror.

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zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

I wish

they were kissing

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

They are!

It's filmed in Glasgow.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

*glasgow kisses*

See you pal?

*tongues*

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

^this

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

didn't make it, found it, hosted it, have loved it for years

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/potc.gif

not posted in img tags as I'm not sure of the gif sizing limits but this is rather big.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

PHWOAR

I do hate that Orlando Bloom though.

What a cock. It's about 2" long.

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

I know exactly what you mean.

He's never done anything to offend me as such, but he's very much invited to none of my parties.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

That Russell Brand, eh

What a tart!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

Don't you dare.

That's my husband, that is.

Well, I found a husband that looked very like him. IT COUNTS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

Mrs B. likes him too

I just don't understand it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm talking about Jack.

Are you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

Sadly not.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

Jamie Oliver dry humping Paxman's leg?

Lordy!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

SOCKS AND SANDALS???

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

erm...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

Compo it!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

haha!

veregood.
we used to look after guide dogs when their owners had to be somewhere dogs couldn't go. they're mental when they're off duty!
and my dog was nearly chosen to be a helpful dog for the helpless - but then we got him instead. he is lully.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

A helpful dog? \o/

*has mental image of labrador carrying shopping and pouring cups of tea*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

Pffft! You really are barking!

Mind you it's a lovely thought

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

I'm allowed to be a bit barking, it's the hormones :)

that's my excuse, and i'm bloody well sticking to it

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

I was thinking more Dorking:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

that's pretty close

they pick stuff up and carry things about for you. i saw one that could unload the washing machine [though i'm not sure if dogslobber is a good look]. stuff like that.
he's actually very good at it, even though he's just a family pet. he'll fetch the paper and the remote and pick up a pen for you. and he finds keys! *hugs him*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

\o/

My dog's pretty good at picking up pheasants. Other qualities include: laying, wagging, having "woop woop" dreams... that's it.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

hehe

aww, yay doggles!
we also have a 'sight hound' who is so inept at spotting rabbits she has only ever managed to catch one. and that was because it was already dying of myxie.
still, we love 'em.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

Made me think of this: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

pfffft :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

hahahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

Hahaha you evil cunt

;)

right: hometiiiime!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

Erm

I think I just made your face pregnant

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

I'm just eating a huge bun

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9108747

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

that was me

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

arrangedletters?

Sorry, that lad just looks like him. To me, anyway.

I hope he doesn't ping semen at me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

bukkakeapult?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

Pushed for time today, so have this seamy effort

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WOLF .™, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

I fear "seepage"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

At least your Asse isn't damaged and leaking radioactive waste

www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,3950267,00.html

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

haha

Asse sustained damaged

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

Danger of Asse explosion

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

nucular

piles

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

Only if it's advertised with perforated puppies.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

hahahahahah!

needs "please use both sides" printed on each sheet :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

Next thing you know,

they'll be incorporating subliminal advertising messages in braille for when blind people wipe their arses

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

($)_($)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

Hahahaha!

That's an ace idea! Happy New Year Ptols!
and Mrs Ptols!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

Thanks, Dave!

And a very Happy Nude Ear to you as well.

Actually, I have just realised the flaw in my suggestion - blind people don't wipe their arses with paper, they have dogs

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

Perforated dogs FTW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

Can I whack this here? Doesn't deserve its own thread.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

Dear HaroldBishopsLoveChild

Please can I have my money back.

I have wet toes.

Yours &c,

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

now

I can't see why this would be fucking useless?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

I fucking need this!

*click*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

this isn't useless at all!

I demand my money back

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

is it

upside down?

(popiellajones, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)

Something I'm actually proud of

Click for bigger (453 kb)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

That doesn't look anything like Tony Hart.

WOO!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

Very cool.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Your Garou needs a haircut!

Scared woo, hiding behind sofa!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Oh yes, that's a good thing to come back to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Ain't it just?

Look at all those tentacles. Dangerous!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

Bloody lovely, it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

that is rather excellent!

I'd love to see that inked and coloured!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Draw an anthropomorphic mountain

It sits waiting for unsuspecting groups of miners, then jumps on them.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

US/Zimbabwe relations became so strained....Mugabe performed the first international drive-by shooting....

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

is that a ring of miniture Coldstream Guards?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

Ha Ha. didn't see that one.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

Watching a mentos/diet cola experiment?

Could be. Bless their little cotton socks, they love visual science.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Haw haw haw applying stereotypes to black people haw haw haw

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

He did shout out to the chronic in his high school yearbook

and he still smokes fags, apparently

wonder if he has to go outside for one...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Most people will agree that I'm an utter wanker.

But it's neither because I'm white or middle class.

But then I do have to go outside to smoke.

Eh? What?

About 47, I think.

NURSE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

That's why I QUIT bud....

Gettin' too fucking complicated to enjoy a fag nowadays. yer CRIMINALIZED!!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

So you took up racist stereotyping instead.

Well done.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

Just a bit of fun.....I don't think it's stereotyping.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

Well, er ... it is.

Black people = drive by.

Well done. What next? "Black people = good at dancing"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

Ok.....Ummm.....Feel free to answer to this one any way you like as "having the last word" means so much to you.

Peace to you & yours.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

Next think u'll no is thell be bannin breathin in public innit

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE DOPE FIENDS

They like smoking so much dope, and then dicking your missus with their massive dongs.

Then they go around and shoot some people just for kicks.

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

FRESH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

NSFW!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

Jeff was bored at work

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

Hahahaha

I was expecting an animated discussion :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

I know - he looks older than me

I too failed to fulfill this idea

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

You loon!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

UNEXPECTED DRILLING!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

yes please!!!!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

ha ha haaaa

God I bet he's looking forward to the Tuesday morning fire drill

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

What if Jeff were a woman?

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

what if?....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

She wouldn't be bored at work

She'd be bored at home in the kitchen, twiddling her thumbs, waiting for her husband to come home after another day at the office.

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

She'd be totally screwed

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

Bingo!

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

*buys drill*

*drills colleagues*

*wins*

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

*tea monitor interaction*

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

^THIS

If I had taken a sip a second earlier I would need to dry out my laptop.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

arf

I have something similar somewhere too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

hahaha :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

Haha!

He looks so pleased :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

Yes!

This is chuffing brilliant you lunatic

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

\o/

jokes are better than technique

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

Indeed!

well done you

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

you have posted about 10% of your entire post count for 2 years in the last 10 minutes

are you 'coming out'?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

If "Coming Out"

Means "about to be made redundant, doesn't give a toss anymore" then Yes. Yes I am.

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

haha!

Your daftness knows no bounds...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

Nicely animated sir

:D *click*

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Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hahaha

~~Jeff~~ mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

The House of Commons saw another heated debate this morning

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

*spangs to within an inch of life*

EDIT bah. W*rk. A demain, b3ta.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

Cor I'd like to be there, I'm sodding freezing!

Right: Off to write my essay, so self-imposed b3ta ban til wednesday.
Adios bthreetans!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

You'll never do it!

Oh wait, you're not me.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

Or me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

ooof

I could warm to this subject

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

Was in the beer garden of a pub in Twickenham on Saturday (Gu or sommat - sells lots of burgers)

and they had loads of heaters. Trouble is, no-one could find the switch to turn them on!

Brass monkeys indeed

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

Did you know "brass monkeys"

is a naval term, and not actually rude?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

Did you know

www.snopes.com/language/stories/brass.asp

:O)

SHIT doesn't stand for Ship High In Transport either

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

I don't love you any more.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

*sloppy kisses*

I went around telling people that for a couple of years before I found snopes.

The trouble is, the Mother in Law still swears it's true because I told her and continues to tell people.

I haven't the heart to tell her and lose my status as the favourite in law.

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

I'm going to do this.

I used to enjoy telling lies just to see how long it took for them to come back to me in the form of having happened to somebody's friend. I shall reinstate this hobby, methinks.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

Did you know...

Han Solo claimed that his Millennium Falcon "made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs". The funny thing is, a parsec is a unit of distance, not time!!! ZOMG!

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

That's because he could go closer to the Maw black hole cluster...

/geek

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

^ this

It's a navigational thing!
(Although they might just have made up that story to explain away their little linguistic error)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

This is a load of rowlocks.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

Looks like a hot topic of debate.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

hehehe

woo!

Top Idea!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

Hahaha

If you can get cream of mushroom soup, then can mushrooms be milked?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

Yes it can.

By squeezing its tentacles and stroking it's arse.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

STOP TRYING TO RUIN MUSHROOMS FOR ME!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

Vegetarianism is bad, m'kay?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

Tofu is apparently very bad for blokes when eaten everyday

(must be true, as the newspapers said so)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

~~everyday~~

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

^ this

with added 'this'.

Tofu = Condensed Froth from the top of containers of Industrial Waste.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

yup, but it really is supposed to dramatically lower sperm count.

and with any luck, that will be my board_stats quotation of the day.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

Ha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

thats natural selection in action

right there.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

Thou Shalt Not Pontifficate On What Does And Does Not Constitute A Meaningful Human Experience Just Because Someone Gave You A Microphone

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

The Clash? Just a band.

THOU SHALT ALWAYS KILL.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

'shrooms!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

hahaha, I love that :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

ha ha ha Fuggin nora!

The stuff sweating fear dreams are made of!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

there's not mush room for puns in this thread,

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

cep

for this one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

I am not going to "Morrel'ise about

bad puns

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

sorry, but my advice was simply and attempt to *mould* you into a better b3tan....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

These puns aren't just bad-

They're SHIT(ake).

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

you are all such fungis to be with.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

ooh, nice DOF

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

DOF?

Uhh??
*edit: Ohhhh depth of field? I seeee.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

ha ha ha

yes!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

Lovely ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

Mushroom porn?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

How about milking chickens

Much more disturbing...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

~~disturbing~~ sexy

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

Chickens with tits

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

Of course

you have never heard of toad stools?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

Oh good lord

*orders new Spanging Pan*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

*shushes*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

Isn't that just Weight Watchers?

woo :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

ha ha haaa

sadly true, so very true

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

*skeptical face*

Looks like Japanese business men would love it.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

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