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# .
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# ouch
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Paul Cole is dead too, so you missed a trick there

edit: also, looks like you may have gone to the effort of cloning out the dead beets. Try the www.b3takit.co.uk/ for all your meme needs. All the .psd none of the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# oooh. good work though :)
I'm tempted to break the law... Start screen grabbinng murders from horror films. take that law and order and morality.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# hahaha...great!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Hahaha
not seen that one before. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# HA!
i hope they're not in a hurry to Get Back
(MP3J part2, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# hah
homo erectus is so about to get stabbed in the back by the next one down.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# this makes me sad
(MP3J part2, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# What you call discovery,

I call the rape of the natural world.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Haha,
yay for animals in ridiculous clothes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I take it you've seen this...
www.beedogs.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)
# haha fuck no!
Excellent

I do love the south park episode that takes the piss out of cloverfield tho.
That is amazing
and contains guinea pigs in clothes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# beedogs BE GONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# That has to be
one of the most specific niche websites I have ever seen. I approve.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# you'd think
but they have plenty of submissions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# That's the wonder of the internet.
One can cast ones net as wide as possible. That's how furry porn sites work.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I think I might set up dogbees.com
where people who like to dress their bees up as dogs can gather to tell amusing anecdotes about it and post pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# The laws of probability suggests that
someone, somewhere, will be interested in that - sexually.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# they just go on and on and on and on
I do like the little tag lines for the links to the next page
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
#
Oh my fucking god :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Aww fuck that's depressing
they just look abused.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Where would you get a ladybug costume for a pug
seriously, must be american
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I think of all the dogs one could dress as a cutesy insect
pugs are the most suited to it. They don't really have any other purpose; it's not like they can pull a sled or anything (although that would be a sight to see).
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# fucking hell lol
"Why are you doing this to us mummy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# lol
I love the fact that the 1st dog is called "Packy"...was expecting to find Nignog and Chinky in there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# that reminds me of the south park
episode with the guinea pigs. :D
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Argh, piss!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Some people are eating Guinea pig on BBC2 right now
It looked pretty tasty, actually.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# repoast
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Good news, everyone!
everyone!

I've invented a device which causes you to read this in your head in my voice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Stop stealing jokes from 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Well
I never said it was my joke. Everyone's probably seen it on Digg anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# so why post it here too
in a new thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is "an attitude suitability test" that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Arab extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Good Lord!!
It's true!!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# It works!
Can you hear me thinking "What did you shop?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I think
he made his tongue redder.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I misread that
as "I think he made it with his head dobber"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# We used to have one of those
but the handle fell off.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Don't post unshopped stuff
And stuff that's been on Digg and 4chan is, by definition, shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Doesn't work
I said it outloud.

That's what you get when you use the pirate version.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# yes
and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# good news everybody
as well as being able to post massive images above the recommended file size, steal images from the net and have them front-paged you can also tell tedious jokes garnered from elsewhere and accompany them with a picture you took from google.
b3ta is moving with the times.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# HUZZAH!!
what a sad fucking state of affairs
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# In fairness
given the sheer number and diversiy of people who post here, it all goes surprisingly well I think. If things go badly wrong they usually get fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Front paged?
(__, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I haven't been privvy to all the drama
but I gather that something was frontpaged at some point that some people didn't like. That's my understanding of the situation.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I posted an animation in repsonse to something in the small hours.
It got clicked a lot, and a failmod FP'd it, despite it clearly being on "randome.es".

Then, people got upset, and then invented things that never happened.

Apparently, I posted a small version, and then when it was FP'd I swapped it for a huge version. What a cunt I am eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Damn I missed this.
Is it ok if I get angry about it now? Or should I wait for another opportunity to foam at the mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Wait until it appears in Thursday's Daily Mail
then write to your MP about it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Perhaps wait until Pasanonic invents another tale of woe?
Or, you could get upset at something I *actually* did involving a 7mb 1x1 pixel image that went completely un-noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# failmod
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# It was probably cr3. He's been slacking off lately, making radio controlled CCTV landrovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# To be fair
that's a noble endeavour.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# He also won't let me have a dynamic sig line :-(
He's so mean to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# The delusion gets worse!
I wonder if he's autistic maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# You know what I think is great?
The way that people are complaining that this whole thread is pointless and shit, and in doing so are making the thread longer and more attention-grabbing.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# good for you.
You'll fit right in with the new b3ta /4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# wut

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# ah - you've noticed that
good.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha

and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# :D


edit: apparently cool people call channel4 C4?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# doh!
she has a head for a foot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# foot for a head you say? ;)


Click for bigger (188 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Haha
this reminds me of something out of zak mccracken and the alien mindbenders
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# ahaha
nice hattage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# How Tequila works...


Click for bigger (66 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Bring it on
I gots me lots'o'Tequila.
(waxdart hello., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahah brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# would
both of em
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha
yep!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# at the same time
and all

*seconded*
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha! it tastes like ass, but tequila does get the job done.
on a tattyshop standpoint, I would make the sexy reflection slightly less opaque... just constructive criticism :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# it's not mine bro
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ooh
thanks for brorrecting me, broseph
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# nay problemo
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I wouldnt say it tastes like ass
I find jager alot worse
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Haha
Have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# that's awesome
*buys a bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# hahahaha
so many happy memories...and crush wounds...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# This was on Digg the othe day
digg.com/comedy/Why_I_Don_t_Drink_Tequila_Anymore_PIC
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# erm
wtf? this is an old image, no? Don't you useually do ace images rather than posting other people's?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# huh? can't we also post crap we find funny too?
it's not in a new thread, so what's the problem?

and thanks for the compliment. :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# That is fucking genius
Woo Yay

and tag that hard, it WILL be used
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# ...
I like tits this!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Spang
and i dont say that often
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I fear this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# What the shit!
Thats scarily arousing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Excellent!
I can think of a few people who could do with being in that situation...
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Some people are finding it harder to swap to Digital than others....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Heh
I have that source image sitting on my desktop right now and I can't decide what to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha
TJ: I never knew Rik Mayall was the face model for Thomas the Tank Engine?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7852070.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# lol,
that's the perfect disguise for kiddy-farming :)

"Mummy, mummy, the fat controller touched me again."

"Oh kids and their imaginations!"

If I were to become a paedo (what, you mean to say that you aren't?) then I'd do it dressed as Optimus Prime. Explain that to your parents jailbait.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# take that you chubby custard eaters
eh o
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# eggsactly....
low poly... not for a game... etc...
edit: Added wallpaper sizes too. (1360x768)

WALLPAPER

WALLPAPER
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Wow, thats aces
and makes me want egg and soldiers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Can we see a big version?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# yes
Added big size links. :)
1360x768 is my TV's native resolution, so I always render my wallpapers at that size. Sorry for you people with 'normal' monitors. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Noice
What renderer is that? Is that proper depth of field, or faked with a z-buffer or summit?

I need to get my rendering skillz0rz up to scratch...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# as its computer 3D it will all be faked.
However - its not photoshop filters from where i'm sitting.

Edit: I can see how it could be photoshop done. but that would take more pissing about - better to the the 3d up and let it run a bit longer.
(waxdart hello., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# How could it ever not be "fake"?
Or have renderers started simulating the internal workings of the camera lens these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# yes thats how the best ones do it.
they reworte the renderman ones for wall-e.

anamorphic lens effects needs a good lens simulation.
(waxdart hello., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Awesome, but time consuming!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# .
Renderer is FinalRender for 3dsMax.
Depth of field was done used FinalDOF.
FinalRender can do accurate 'real' depth of field as well - but it takes forever, and is never really worth it in the end unless you are doing extreme effects and/or stills.
ps. I can see your skillz are just fine from your portfolio. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# This answers my question above, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I might not know eggs but i know what i like
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# my initial thought was "why have they posted a picture they've taken of an egg"
so.. I guess that makes it a woo for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Beautiful
Thought it was a photo when I first saw it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# oh wow
now i'm expecting one of them to hatch :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# ha
I asked Mrs Mitch if I should have blood or albumen coming out of the egg.
I shouldn`t have listened. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Wow
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# cracking stuff!
and I'm not yolking!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# With his rich baritone
I think this should happen: peace and love? ICH WILL.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I have and still love that album
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Their version of Eleanor Rigby is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# as is Arethra Franklin's
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I heard
William Shatner's version of 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' on the radio today and I thought I was having a really bad flashback :(
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Good.
glad im not the only one who likes Bummstein.

I thought the general consensus was "theyre shit, theyre gay, theyre hitlers etc..."

Wasnt that keen on rosenrot though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# One of my mates admitted to having sex with a hoover
he said it wasnt very enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I imagine they taste quite dusty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I think it wouldnt be very fun getting it moist
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Bet the brush roller on the underside chafes a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
#
chafes tickles
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# It was probably a Dyson
they can literally suck the shit right out of your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# explain that on the warranty claim
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I'm sure Mr. Dyson would understand.
He looks like a very agreeable fellow to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Dear Mr Dyson
I purchased your new Dyson 2000 vacuum cleaner with the express purpose of self-pleasurement. Imagine my surprise when the first time I used it, it quite literally sucked all the shit out of my arse and clogged up the filter.

Please accept this return of your product with my compliments. I won't be requiring a replacement, but I would like a full refund, including the cost of last nights supper.

Yours,
Mr Andre Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Dear Andre
I'm writing to you personally because the satisfaction of each and every one of our customers is important to me. I will of course be happy to refund your purchase in full and to reimberse you for your lost supper. What I would request in return though, in order for us to continue to improve our design, are a full set of detailed, high-resolution photographs of your anatomy so that we can build future models in the confidence that they will perform as required. Extreme closeups are the most useful to us, and on a personal note, if you could oil yourself up first it would make the viewing experience much more pleasurable.
Yours in anticipation, Mr. Dyson.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I think I know where this is going.........
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah but you'd then see it all blowing around as they are bagless
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha and with that, I'm off!
'nite ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Henry, i remember him

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# who actualy is this guy?
I missed the start of this particular meme
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Well...
I don't know what it's all about...but hello anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Good lord
it's been a while! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# It has been...
I've been okay. And you? Just stopping by as I realized it's my b3ta birthday soon.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I'm ok thanks :)
It's freezing here, which I'm not too keen on, but otherwise we're in good shape.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I know..
Just about 20°F here. Been trying to clean up the dead links in my profile, and can't find that old fembot pic...you know, the one you said I'd regret! (tinfoil pie pans and norks)
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Ah
I'll have a look around for it but I'm not that hopeful to be honest. I'm ludicrously disorganized and I have literally thousands of pics scattered all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Have you been at the catnip again?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Noooo
just clearing up my desktop and trying to make use of some of the stuff that's accumulated there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Ha hah
I like this*

*Not running through the park naked with a hoover of course. The picture. The picture. I like the picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] For Mushroom...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# God, you can make out Deidre Barlow's tash perfectly in this
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Haha I see that too!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# It can't be Deidrie
Necks not wrinkley enough
I'm seeing Reece Shearsmith in LoG




(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# lummy
I think the tash makes this one
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Hello, are you sober yet? :-p
Context: www.b3ta.com/talk/5872352
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# temporarily
edit : ...oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# haha
edit: and fuck off while im at it

Haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# It's worth reading through them all.
It's joyous.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# This is the best one:
www.b3ta.com/talk/5872396
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I'm not normally that elloquent when im shitfaced
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I like this one aswell
www.b3ta.com/talk/5872369
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hmm, Jamnoq cartoon ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# hah, DRINK MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# well I have a beer on the sideboard here
but i also have to go to work tomorrow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Do some more squirrel ladies then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# And what happens if my knob falls off?
hmm, *fire up the neutron spangler*
*taps dial*
*aligns ge-nome splicer*

should take a few hours this one i got a feeling..
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I have to say I don't know who this is
but if I did I suspect it is a good caricature of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Ah, Mr. Stanshall
You are still sorely missed.
(Glis, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# 44. Credit Crunch

(__, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# hahahaha
you bastard you have me coughing up cherry coke
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ass-cock
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Haha.
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
seriously, does this work? ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Not if you don't have any thumbs
(__, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# No
For the reason explained in the newsletter a few months ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Why doesnt it work?
Im too lazy to look for this newsletter you speak of.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# What am I, your bitch?
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=Fu&q=site%3Awww.b3ta.com%2Fnewsletter+ATM&btnG=Search&meta=

Guess so!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Selfish - that's the banks' problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Cos they found out people were doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Presumably they now check the amount that is sucked back in...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Haha
ace

(btw that trick doesn't work just in case some on tries it)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Arghhh
What about £200?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# apparently the machine counts the money that goes back in
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# The greedy cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# it's almost like it doesn't trust us!
.
(horrid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I thought it goes into a special bin for an actual bank person to count it
and also there was something about you not getting it back unless you ask for it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Yes, that.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# That works ten times as much.
Four times. Damn.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# What about if I substitute the middle £20 for a £10?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# The cctv will catch you.
That's what that little black plastic window is near the cash slot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Or a £50!
Keep trying all the combinations.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# apparently if you susbsitute the middle note with some explosives
then it fire all the money out right into you face together with a load of sharp bits of metal
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Bad idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahahahha! lunacy :D
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
and an extra haha for asscock!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# i log on and this is the first thing i see
and it's made my day
(horrid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# meetings
i missed a large number of cups of tea today
(horrid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Haha
tis good!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Not funny :(



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# do you not have thumbs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I lost £20 at the cash machine today


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# You should definitely steer clear of casinos
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Why is it always woo in your images?
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Thats quite allot to take in
beutifull
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# .....
That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# that is well arty
artywoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# aye
quick, someone stick a CDC on it!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Haha
it's got Ringo in it already
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I declare this to be full of awesomeness and WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# :)
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# lovely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Pleasant that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# coolness!
:)
(MP3J part2, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Rocking all over the world

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# *clicky*
edit: woo yay talking ascii quo


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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# oh fantastic
or should that be....

Quo-tastic!

a-haha-ahah-haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# oh maaaan
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Oh but this is too good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# also gets a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Who are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Chas and Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Run DMC
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Who are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Not
important. The question is 'where do we go?'.
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# To which the answer is, obviously
"to wherever the jaffacakes are"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Spongey foods
grrrrrrrrhhhhhhllllmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# lol! Cock-nose!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Arf! So it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Haha
I had not noticed that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Darn, beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# mindpissage!
I'll grab a flannel....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yay!
I secretly love the quo when they take b3ta form.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
#
when they take b3ta form

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Other bands have begun to copy their style...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *rofles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Any other form they take
is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# haha cocknose
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I dunno
One track mind some people

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You drew it, dude ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# fair point
it was not intentional it must be something in my subconscious
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Riiiiiight.....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# It was staring there at me!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Might be a bit out of my depth with snail girls


It didn't turn out like I had hoped...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Just don't take her out for a tequila
But glad she's looking so exhibitionist, she's really come out of her shell...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# she was quite slow to warm up
but a bit of lettuce and a few beers and she is anybodys
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Does she leave a slimy trail across the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Like accountants?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Exactly like accountants!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# only if you cut off her legs
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# The face looks a bit wrong
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I was agonising over that face
I couldnt find the right transparency or a perfect patch of snail skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Its quite scary
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I think other overskins are better suited to faces
or ... i could have used a snail head gah maybe next time
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# why does it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I umm Cat on an inflatable chair
then they met zarquon
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Yay! Perhaps she would ride one of
these:
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# woo
thats a nice shop
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Pass the salt...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Sexytime!
Needs more snail trail
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# hums the tune
little green bag I think its called
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# yep
by the George Baker selection
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# its a crackin tune
and thats a great picture
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Mands!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Would
Just to tell my both my mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha
fuck me - I still might with the skinny one

also - did you shop the sign hanging from the ceiling too? cos it looks like the chubby one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# It's racist to fancy skinny girls now.
Just ask Vogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I don't think of them as "skinny" and "chubby"...
...but as "the bug-eyed, man-handed one" and "the ugly one"
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# OK - just what is that between their groinal areas?
possibly NSFW due to lots of flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# OK so now I have the horn

said Trinny (or is it Susannah?)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Holy shit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Oh my lol
:)
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Look under the bridges! That's where they hide...
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# that face on the right is glorious
"if sainsburys had bouncers"

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Arf!
bouncers more staff on the bakery counter in Camden who look like this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahahaahahahahaha
These are not just bouncers ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# your right or my right
*creeps up behind them*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# aceness!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# you've managed to make the two trolls even more hideous
some achievement
(horrid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# In honour of Mushroom's comment below that standards are slipping,
I offer you something of the lowest standard possible, short of a seamhorse;

Just had my Brosnan Pierced;

Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# haha
It's pretty good, but I'm going to drag this out anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Fantastic!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Pierce Brosnan's head is a Lego Spaceman Logo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Quite rare, I'm led to believe.
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ...thankfully
This scares me somewhat, but in a "woo" kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# KILL IT WITH STAKES AND HAMMERS!
then sautee it with garlic and serve with a nice little gratin dauphinoise.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# multi directional incisors for the win!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Must have been hunted to extinction
who wouldn't want that above the fireplace
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# A year or so ago this might've been topical,

but never mind I still enjoyed making it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# haha and eww
edit: Did you see my reverse take on your cuddly toy/animal 'shops?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I did indeed Dixon dude!
I was rather enjoyin it, in fact!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Well, hurrah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I did!
and I thought they were terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ahahaha
:D
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha! uuuggghhh....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
"... why does it all of a sudden taste like Tennants in here?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Dirty boy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# stick a log in there and I'll click it until blind
through "Click-Blindness"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# HAHAHA!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# haha
take that Blain!

That toilet would have a massive queue of people waiting
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# another subtle one
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Lemon fizzbombs!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I think this is jolly good.
And not getting enough attention.

HI! ALL OF YOU LOT! COME AND LOOK AT THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Hilary sucks a Cuban.

BAD Hilary!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# That's the Hilary we like: the BAD girl
Mind you, if you're gonna have a smoke, have a cuban.

She's got class. Woo for her extra spikey tail today. You get 3+ extra points for that
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Oh she looks a bitch.
A sexay bitch.

fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# She probably tastes a bit like an ashtray now
But still would.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9128843
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# lol!
*rapes passing puppy instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I warned you.
terrible, terrible consequences....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Somehow I know that title
will get this a lot of attention on your
'Sketches' page
:@ )

woo
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# woo yay
excellent as allways JJ xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Verreh nice
Lovely smokeage.

I dont know why, but as far as 'furries' (or whatever terms may be more acceptable) go, i think hillary is perfectly ok. Its the big padded feet, claws and all over scraggy fur that kind of puts me off. She has none of those qualities.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# top draw
as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Hillary sucks on a cuban, again?
Wasn't she in a video where she sucked three Cubans at once? Oh different Cuban...
(gerzel, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# weeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Cheers for the link allllllll the way down there
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# thats ok my love.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# That's "Moi luvver" to you
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# dun dun der dun da turbo horse!! turbohorse!! dun dun der dun da
will be their theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Horses make me freek outz
I like bikes
Here's Randy, ridin a big one

sorry for repost
I will eat myself as soon as I get hungry again
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# omg I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# wow
where can I purchase one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)

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