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belated happy valentine's day!

here's a strip I did a while ago (called 'the love machine') to tide y'all over while I attempt to pull my thumb out my butt and do something new...

cheerio!

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

haha

Ban this sick filth!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

Haha

Dirty slots!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)

Hahaha

*click*

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)

hahahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

HaHaHaHaHaHa!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

Hahaha - this is ace

The frame of her humping the love machine handle will haunt my memory forever.

For that, i shall enclicken

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

Hahahahaha oh god.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

this is win :D

1 2 3 4 5

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)

GOOD :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)

Too subtle?

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

Nope

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

has anyone done a "what is love" version of this?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

Princes Di? - Dead?

To soon man - to soon....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

Your right

Couldn't think of anything that hasn't bindun though :-(

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

/resists pedantry

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

Ning B3tans

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)

Oh very much yes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If only

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)

Didn't Clarkson do this on his TV show?

Think he referred to it as the 'South Canada Sea'

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

Bought this......................it's rubbish!

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Ninj, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)

Noice!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

Neice!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

I'd still be crap at it...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

Hahaha

Legends of Ting!

It's a torrent of win this morn.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

I think I've seen something quite similar before

but this still makes me smile, so there you go

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)

what the good Dutch fella said

do you like how my b3ta abstinence is going?

I lasted 2 sodding hours!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

Aces!

Now someone *has* to do 'Ukelele Hero - George Formby Nights'

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

Hahaha morning people!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

Legends of flock?

*Sits in the naughty corner*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

lol

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)

I want the Ed Grimley edition

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)

I'd like to order this. I'd find it very challenging.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

nice!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA !

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)

Hahahaha! That's great!

:D
Alright Ninj?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)

Watch out for your nuts

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)

Squeagle!

Ace!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)

nice!

i was away from b3ta for a while but ur skills have improved!

it's a squeagle!

edit: ^bah bastard

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

Very nice!

Woo.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

SQUABBIT!

woo

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

*loves*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)

Aww ^-^

How's Mrs T this fine morning?
*hugs*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

lol wtf!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

jesus suffering fuck.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

AWWW

I cuddle it & give it carrot pie with nuts in cos I'm confused

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)

Make it carrot cayke with nuts in

and you're onto a winner!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

*protects nuts from flying claws*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

Top shoppage

/board on fine form this fair morn

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)

beautiful!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)

click!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)

is it too early for Easter?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)

Easter is getting earlier and earlier

TJ: How is Babby formed?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)

~~Chocolate Egg day~~ Present giving day is getting earlier and earlier

~~Present giving day~~ Pay twice as much for a bunch of flowers day is getting earlier and earlier

~~Pay twice as much for a bunch of flowers day~~ Chocolate egg day is getting earlier and earlier

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

THEY NEEDS TO DO WAY INSTAIN CHILDS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

That whole story makes me so unspeakably angry

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

me too

I didn't get a sniff of fanny till I was 17.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)

lols!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

lucky you I'm 22

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

Well it's hardly too late for you k

I didn't till I was 18, and that was only thanks to a friend pushing me at her.

Youtube didn't like the file. :( Oh well, thanks for trying.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)

so your friend was forcing you onto a woman?

that's a good friend

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

yes indeed.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)

I can try ripping it to a different format.

my god i've just noticed underbelly has simulated porn in it. 0_0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

Don't stress it.

It's beyond worth bothering with now. ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)

i tend to take these things personally.

I'm either putting it on youtube, or having a massive flounce.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)

just use a fat chick as a 'practise girl'

you'll do fine i'm sure

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

I'm not supposed to be complaining about it. the b3ta content censor will come down upon me.

hopefully he's at school.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)

oh for fuck's sake

/ac

These people are thick bogans that make shameless look pretty fucking good. Put a fucking bounty on these wastes of resources.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm just glad to see that my taxes are going to people who really deserve it.

*Turns green, tears shirt and goes on a rampage*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

There's only interest because he looks so young

It's a complete non-story, and hardly a rare occurence. Everyone likes a good rabble though, eh?

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

There's only interest because he looks ~~so young~~ like Eddie Munster

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)

Pfffft!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)

What's a tody?

and does it taste nice?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)

mmm tody

nomnomnom

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)

body

you blind heretic

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

Where are the choccy eggs?!

I demand to have some choccy eggs!

pfft! to you sir

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)

My local does their menus in that font

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

*cough*

30 pieces...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

Mmmm

Pie!

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

*cough*

discretionary tip- they can give 30 pieces if they want

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

Well fair enough then

I'm just in a picky mood this morning

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

Jesus!

Is your tody hot?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

it's BODY

BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)

what are you trying to say?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

tody

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

Hahaha

;)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)

I am currently eating: crispy vegan schnitzel

WHAT THE HELL, VEGANS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

Also in the general food area: Charlie Brooker on new Walkers crisps

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

very much this

www.b3ta.com/board/9178589

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

I was looking for that, cheers.

I tried the chili and chocolate yesterday. They were abysmal, and I'm a fan of chili-chocolate.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)

hahahah :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

Yeah, vegetarians, what cunts.

I have been away ill for a week, did I miss much?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

if god wanted us to be vegetarians

why did he make cows out of meat?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

I'm a vegetarian.

More meat for you. STOP COMPLAINING.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

for every meal you eat without meat

I will personally rape a cow and eat it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)

I'm sickened and outraged.

No, really.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

*rapes and eats*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

Hahahaha, dammit, easter already?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

And this weeks winner is....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)

really? is it?

i think it's better now.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)

Oh if only someone could actually do this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)

Ning T!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)

Allo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)

Wobbly Bloke has look...

www.b3ta.com/board/9190799

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)

I don't believe you!!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)

LIES!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)

RIS?

* Not RIS - I see what you did there...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)

I can't see what you mean.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)

I forgive you for your pork chop cooking:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)

I thought you were supposed to cook them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)

cooking meat is for wimps

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)

So's killing it

I just drag down bison and chew what I want.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)

Thank you

Will you forgive me for the steak I had last night as well?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)

Now you're just taking the piss!:O

How are you and mini trelly?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)

Good ta :)

Except she's not entirely convinced she wants to be asleep right now, despite my assurances. How's your good self?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)

Not entirely convinced I want to be awake right now, despite my assurances.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

Hee hee hee, amen to that!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

Winner!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)

arf! :)

www.b3ta.com/board/9175718

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)

This has made this DVD cover 98.4% better!

And now we interrupt this Woo for a Monday morning rant.
* Fucking Cold!
* Fucking boss being all fucking cheery when I'm dying over here! Fuck off and leave me alone. I'll do the work, just don't fucking talk to me!
* Fucking Sister in Law and her shitty relationship which she does nothing but complain about but then puts the kibosh on him making it better. Then trying to turn the issue around and make ME the problem!
* Fucking bolloxing bills which decide to turn up the minute we have any profit from this fucking interest rate nosedive!

Don't think I've missed anything

Normal service will now resume.

Wobbly Woo and Ningles to all! I promise to be fluffy for the rest of the day

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)

that's a lovely rant would you like me to rant?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)

Please do.

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)

I've already had one this morning:P

I like to try and have my five a day.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT *shakes fist*

The school of maths are too fucking thick to find me a desk and office until after I enrol, this is a massive pain in my arse.

I'm skint because one part of the government won't pay me dole because another part is about to pay me a scholarship, for which I need to be enrolled. at least I do that on thursday.

People are harassing (well asking me politely) me to do stuff (because their kid is thick) and I'm far to polite to tell them what I think, so I have to put effort in.

I'm complaining about it all on an internet forum, which I can probably give awfully derogatory views about.

I am hungry.

I would like a fancy black mac to match my hat, but I can't find one.

My beard needs trimming but I'm too lazy and I keep biting my tash while i eat and it hurts.

This post is not too long for anyone to read and pay attention to.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

Hahaha

First one is a bitch but you could have got a job instead of dole bludging the rest are either minor or easily correctable!
You've got it easy young fella miladdo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

I'm only dole bludging for one summer holiday.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

silly kebab on your summer holiday you're meant to get a red double becker bus and then travel round the country singing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)

Oh cheer up!

You could be Gordon Brown!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)

Hmm

Fuck up and then told to bugger off with a golden handshake in the hundreds of thousands of pounds?

I could live with that.

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

Sure

But even after that you'd still be Gordon Brown. Could ypou live with that?!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)

That's what deed poll and plastic surgery is for

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

You'd still be him though. You'd still think like him and not think or do as you would!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

Hmm, you have a point

*is miserable again*

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)

this always cheers me up.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

hooray!

have chips with that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)

*hugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)

Son of Stan...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)

hahahah, brilliant! :D

nings moley!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)

Morning!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)

Hahaha

Woo

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)

woo

'ningles teh moley.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

Hallo Ghosty!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)

mictoboy probably isn't awake yet so...

CHEDGE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

I don't think it works.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

bah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

That's another fine mess you made of a post...

* also - are you all ready for it ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)

surely you're not going to show us.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

*is ready*

but hurry up - I need a poo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

pfffft.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)

Another fine Magritte you've gotten into, Stan.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)

Haha!

Click for thread

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)

I did another! "Y'know how sometimes you hit "s" instead of "a"?"

Click for thread

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)

Hahaha

Likey!

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)

CHEDGE

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

CHEDGE!

Woo! Stan Laurel for the MFW

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)

Hahaha

Nice way to start the morning!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)

nice

obligatory animated response:

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)

Evil Jesus - 'nings

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)

Must be. Facial hair is dead give away.

That and the theme music that has non-stop kettle drums.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)

His blanket's got red on it.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

hehehehhehe :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)

Jesus is much more laid back than that....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

haha

And on the third day, our Lord did declare it Gnarly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)

Yay for Evil Jesus!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)

Evil Jesus isn't evil

He's just hungry

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)

no,

I believe he intends to fuck the bloody stump

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)

At least he's making use of the whole lamb

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

I would pay to see this

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:11, archived)

Hahaha!

I made this last night, mind if I drop it here? (And nings)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)

Haha, not at all

'nings

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:18, archived)

Can I pimp

my random insane recipe generator then?

www.feedyourself.co.uk

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)

Pfffft!

Maximum Waffles may be the best ingredient of all time.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)

Hahaha awesome

I just love random content.
Can I just pimp mine here too?
www.dynamiccomic.com/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)

*blinks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)

I always like this

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)

I've not seen that before.

Lovely.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)

Indeed

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)

*obeys

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)

Hahaha!

Excellent

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

ace!

and ningles!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:23, archived)

hahaha

b3tards of the world join me in a glee. I haz non burnededed scrambled heggles this morning!

oh and 'ningles you sad scrambled eggless peeps.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)

Ningles rg

Can you confirm/deny the functioning of
my efforts below? It's getting on my tits now.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)

Yes I can.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)

ah the et voila link works

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)

Sweet

Thanks guys

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)

I have it as an flv file do you want it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)

Yeah go on

I'll stick it on YT. :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:40, archived)

i dunno how to stick flv in youtube :S

I shall continue messing around.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)

Lob it on

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/

And I'll do it. :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)

kk it'll take about ten mins to upload.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)

Cheers fella.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)

Hah! I shall be having souffle, sweet potato and a salad in a moment.

That moment being going to make my late sup. Ning rivs.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)

thems not scrambled heggles:O

'ningles

EDIT: You missed Egggate yesterday. I had a woman trying to check in before the earliest check in time. I kept telling her that she had to come back at all as the beds weren't ready and I was making breakfast. I even pointed out that in our booking sites and on her confirmation form it told her 11am was the earlist time of arrival. The them kept asking to see the room and have to go through everything I've told her twice more.
She then gave me a whithering look that you would a simpleton and says, 'You've burnt your eggs.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)

I was there, just rest of the dayshitters distracted you. LOL.

Taters on, egg beatings about to commence.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)

Any praticular sort of risey egg pie?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)

Quick pan souffle.

Use blender stick to mix yolks and cheese with the
watery bits from the beaten whites. Fold quick and
turn into a pre warmed frypan. Put under broiler
until it tries to grow into the top element. Let stand
in warm oven down a rack 4 to 5. Dress with cheese.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)

You dress in cheese?!

you weirdo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)

No, the cheese wears the dress.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)

It's nekkid there!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)

Used up all the cheese in the batter.

Usually run strips of it with blanched spinach, but
it is late. And mostly gone as I eat and type this.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

Yeah yeah. I've heard it all before:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)

It must have been this person

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVw7entkxg

And 'Ning RG!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)

Actually she was Asian too. This is purely observational but the biggest idiots, without exception, I have staying her are Chinese.

I just had another one. I gave him the instructions for how to get hot water: Put the mug under the spout and press the red button. I know he knew what a mug was as he had asked me where they were. In the process of getting the mug, which I was pointing out saying 'Mug. Mug. Mug.' he'd turned on the coffee machine, turned on the DVD player and a fan'.
His other half on the other hand after me showing her personally where everything was for breakfast I found in the kitchen helping herself to the guests food in there thinking it was breakfast. 'Oh.' she says, 'Is this were the milk is?'.

'ningles.

EDIT: AAAAAAAARGH!¬ He's now standing wathing TV tapping his fingers on the bookshelf loudly!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)

HAHAHA

Sometimes there just seems to be a lack of common sense amongst them

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)

I thimks it's the young ones they've been mothered too much.

But I've noticed that then there's a mixed group the guys suddenly feel that they are men. They are there to think for the woman (and the the woman are more than happy to comply), we shall commune with the locals as we are men and know better than them. In reality they have zero life experience, are ingorant and if they're paying for a service they can get what they want and treat anyone providing that service as either simple or lesser beings or both.
Then they meet me. 6' 4" not including the mo and it a guest is being a twat I'll call them a twat.
It's strange they never give us good reviews:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)

If they don't give you good reviews, hire some triads who can ensure the guests give you good reviews...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)

there's someone that's gunna get a coogee bay sundae.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)

Took me a sec to work that one outr

deary deay me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)

you offer them a complemtary chocolate gelato.

And you make-a da gelato!! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)

Oh I was reading into it the race riots at coogee as I beleive they were on a Sunday.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)

think it was a sunday but they were mostly at cronulla

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)

That's the one

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)

Yes that's another contender

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)

She clearly needs to be punished

ningles ghosty

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)

wotcha

removed from the gene pool more like!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)

bah... I just had crunchy nut cornflake for brekkie... And for lunch, I can look forward to blueberries...

ning's RG

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)

While crunch nut cornflakes are the Rolls Royce of cereals

It does lose to scrambled eggs in the breakfast top trumps.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)

ahhh... but I can dream of saturday morning and my fried egg and bacon toasted sammich....

yuuuum!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)

with mushies and ketchup?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)

mushrooms, yes, ketchup no... the egg yolk keeps it from being dry :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)

WHERE ARE MY EGGS?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)

Up your fucking arse!

(not your pooing one)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)

hahahahah!

'ningles you 'orrible lot!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)

hahaha, that would be wonderful :D

'ning all

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)

I like this

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)

Old hat now, but by way of a response.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)

They think it's all over

it is now

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:11, archived)

nicely

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)

Our one moment of footy glory

Gone.

Nicely done

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Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)

Iz in your toilets!

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:20, archived)

:-O

*clicks*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:20, archived)

win

(pancakes_n_ham, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:25, archived)

Help me out somebody!!!

I want to use Tubedubber but my work browser puts the ads
over the salient bits. I'd like to put the music from
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCsfUXFmBDQ
(Hayling by FC Kahuna)
to the video from
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jP8CC2rKj4
(Images of Planet Earth)

Could be really pretty. Wish I'd thought of it earlier.

EDIT: Sussed it. It's just a case of
/#(video ID):(audio ID):0:100:0:0:true

et voila But not loading here. Oh well, maybe it'll work.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)

* What are we,...

...your YouTube video / music ripping bitches?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)

Hopefully :)

Oh very helpful.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:38, archived)

things bugger up for me and i'm too lazy to fix them because I have to

download codecs before i can save videos, then make a youtube account to upload shit...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:53, archived)

I tried blocking the ad site but just get a big white space over the button.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:57, archived)

I get that all the time.. Look ¬

*Wobbly is off to work now - see you all in about 1/2 hour where I may ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:03, archived)

the music option isn't working for me.

i put the url of the youtube video of it in the tub dubber thing and it says no results

what am i doing wrong?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:04, archived)

No idea.

I've got something ~~loading~~, no idea if it's worked really.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:08, archived)

Woo...

* Although he appears to have eaten something that may give him a tummy ache?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:22, archived)

have you ever eaten a bad gum leaf? oh man...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:23, archived)

Pfffttt...

* this (maybe) ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:27, archived)

...

It's all about survival! :P

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)

hahaha nicely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:23, archived)

Some of them are

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:32, archived)

Poor little guy

I'm sure he'd like to shove you in a toilet after you've received severe burns

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:00, archived)

....

AW! he's ok the source is
a woman giving him a bath
in a white basin!

i just kept see'n him in a loo!
what can i say! :|

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)

No worries mate!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)

....

I kinda agree it's sad
so i changed the caption
the origin of the pic never started
as a joke about the fires it isn't
realy my style of humour!

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)

Caption: Well, you wouldn't want a warm beer, would you?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)

I was just catching up on "Terminator: Sarah Conner Chronicles" TV show

and spotted this not too subtle Goatse:

Everywhere!

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tubaman, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)

DUCK!

And cover...

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:20, archived)

I love that subtle way that you have shopped this image...

* LOOK ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:20, archived)

/links, mate

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:21, archived)

nobody read links

...

sorry - things were a bit slow, this time of day/night.
I do apologize for the thread wastage.

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tubaman, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)

They read it more than /talk !

EDIT: Don't worry - Be Happy!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:28, archived)

Dinnae fass yerself

It's too early for nazism. x

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:34, archived)

Ta!

late here - off to bed with dreams of Presidents Day Gifts waiting under the tree in the morning - such a wonderful Merkin Holiday!

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tubaman, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)

Given that the oldest thread on the board has been here for more than 5 hours I don't see why you should worry

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)

May be a good time to sod off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)

Mamma mia n shit

Click for bigger (47 kb)

Bored. Sorry.

(flamedude took 2 years to activate his account, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)

Is a me!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)

let'sa go!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)

invisible tache?

(munzor in the jungle, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)

He's just been drinking Red Bull

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:56, archived)

is that how one becomes super mario bargearse?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:58, archived)

no, you turn into super mario bargearse after a month long heroin-fueled bender

100pts!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:01, archived)

super gazy brothah

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d d, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)

ohhh, ravioli!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:32, archived)

Hoverchild compels you.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)

*is compelled*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)

*is also compelled*

err pb... what exactly is it that we're compelled to do?

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Ratsta, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)

i wasn't sure, so i settled on the usual fallback and uncapped a jar of lube.

edit: still can't settle on a name?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)

Right then!

I'll get the phone book.

edit: nah :( I'm sure there's something nifty and witty out there but it eludes me thus far.

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Ratsta, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)

i offered up malted mucous before.

edit: as a name, not a beverage.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)

That puts previously forgotten images of "jar squatter" into my head.

:-(

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)

too lowbrow for my taste.

his wealthy cousin with the broken faberge egg ripping him apart is my kind of man.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)

:-@

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)

I know of this video

I am yet to decide I want to inflict it upon myself. the bme pain olympic videos were soemthing though. I know no one who didn't laugh at the flat penis guy.

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)

it's less gruesome with the sound off, but not by much.

think of it as desensitisation therapy.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

it is the sort of thing that pays to be drunk and in a group.

in my experience any way. freaky bonding experiences.

I always laugh in the wrong places.

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

This just in: Hoverchild compels you to DANCE

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)

she is skanking to sublime

and flashing her under crackers.. the dirty mare.

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)

masturbate.

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d d, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)

it's been an hour, do i have to keep on?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:32, archived)

Don't shoot till you can feel the whites of their eyes.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)

Shoot it with lasers!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)

How does she hover? Is through methane power?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)

Angry short Chef Hero wants to kill it.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)

The Power of HoverChrist.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)

my jesus action figure has wheels on the bottom

for holy gliding action

100% fact

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:49, archived)

yay hover children

make sure she doesn't fail

www.b3ta.com/board/9189498

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)

good stuff, i can't imagine how long that took to do.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)

strangely not that long

about an hour for the main work then a bit longer puttering around in image ready sorting out timings and stuff.

but thankies :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)

christ, that's more time than i've spent on all my pics put together.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)

I have shit all else to fill my time :)

i think the longest I took was the gif of me rubbing out my face. which reminds me that involves invisibilty...

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)

i can't blame you for wanting rid of it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

only because you want to steal it from my rubbish bin

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)

exactly, I have a polystyrne heade ready for to accept it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)

thing has changed to head

this makes this sentence no less worrying.

also I know I shouldn't be the one to comment on typos as I am a grand master of them but.. +e

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)

that's not a typo, that's my inability to spell.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)

That's really good!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)

danke :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:10, archived)

i remember this, it's great.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)

cheers mano :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:10, archived)

Yes

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)

are you sure?

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)

this is magic

well done

(bunglist, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)

fart power

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

*is bindone*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

OMG FUGLY TEENAGE WHORE SHOCKER

www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/02/16/2492772.htm

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:36, archived)

i think everyone here ought to start claiming to be the father too.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:43, archived)

but why? (other than the money)

seriously, why admit to shagging a dog?
why admit to having a fucking kid?
surely not for boasting purposes
surely not for morals.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)

for, as they say, the lulz.

these troglodytes are in a terrible situation, we may as well throw in some surreality and levity to the mix. if every human on the planet (women as well, yes) started claiming to be the father, something fun might occur.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)

I think someone should shop Ric & Bobs faces onto them and post it here!

That would be really funny.

also

NING k3b/-\b!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:53, archived)

I think we should find a fugly ginger cow and past the mother's photo next to it and post it

im thinking cathrine tate.

OMG DEY LOOK SO LYK 1n1uffa!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)

^ FTW

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)

i have got you this

a simple idea, simply done.

night all.

orangespace.net

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:40, archived)

You better give this to VIMOD, or you'll be B&!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)

ok.

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)

i mean

what?

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)

This question should be directed towards Gronkpan.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)

why?

which question?

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)

the 7th one

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

are you sure?

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)

I ampossitive on this assertion.

the previous one, only so-so.

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:33, archived)

nevermind - I'm just being silly as usual.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)

yes you are.

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)

I am also confused by this

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)

makes no sense to me

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)

4chan is that way

please go back there

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Ratsta, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)

Vimod hasn't reached 4chan yet

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:32, archived)

Lovely

Is it redeemable at Ann Summers?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)

for a limited time only at selected stores.

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

not for me presumably?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

of course you can have one

love tokens for all.

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

Awwww

ANZAC Day should be a national holiday here too (as it's my birthday).

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

any excuse for a day off to watch footy eh?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

Bollocks to footie!

Its a Saturday this year anyway, so I can chill at home
and wait for payday, which I'll have off aswell.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)

SuperDave is good

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Microwave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)

By the way is a SuperDave Font downloadable

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Microwave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)

nah

i draw/write it every time.

i did try making one once but that was quite awhile ago and it came out rubbish.

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)

Just needs the kerning info tweaking, and it'll look alreet.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)

Utterly cloying and punishingly cute as always.

I really should hate your work. Only, I haven't and don't.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)

haha

you sissy.

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sooperdave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:08, archived)

Unless your love has a cash value, this token is illegal under the Trading Stamps Act 1964.

Lucky for you they repealed it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)

what's that on the other side?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:10, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)

HER PEAS.

DON'T BE EATING THEM, SHE'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALL.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)

howdy

eh, its crap, mostly. cropped liberally.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)

OH NO HER FACE IS ALL SLASHED UP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)

sexay bastard

yes he is

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)

I can't see your picture but the filename intrigues me.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)

i'm still completely in the fucking dark about this vimod thing

but it is amusing to watch unfold.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)

VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD

He is the "uber-mod" of the gay shift. In all honesty, I've got no idea where the title came from. :)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)

I mentioned that there's someone in the photoshop credits with a name that is only one letter away from my own

Cockweasle started calling me vimod

I went to bed

When I awoke my new name was Vimod "the mod" Freebase

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)

IT'S THE STORY OF A CATERPILLAR AND A BUTTERFLY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)

He has spread his wings and became the UBER-MOD that is VIMOD!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)

But from what it seems, this meme has become more than just a photoshop developer.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)

STOP SAYING MEME

Vimod has the power to ban people from using photoshop cs4.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)

Also: searching for "vimod vimod" on flickr comes up with a truly magical photoset with some of the best captions ever.

This is part of the reason why vimod anxiously awaits his ride on the zamboni.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)

HAHAHA

But vimod is also featured here... somewhere. Or is it his doppelganger?
picasaweb.google.com/ameenmaj/Alappey#5150922776345026338

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)

totally different, that's jaggu's army of the night (and late afternoon, once naptime's done).

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:18, archived)

I HAVE BEEN COMPLACENT WITH HIS POWERS. HE IS PROBABLY DISPLEASED

*shuts up.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)

Is there anyway that you can view images at work?

or is it just anims that you can't see?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)

I can't see anything hosted on b3ta or b3tards.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)

you can usually see blocked images through this tool

www.myimager.com/open.php?f=0

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)

HELL YES

Thankyou, you have done a good thing here.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)

kinky.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)

she needs some savlon

itchy face looks itchy.

but I do like your prints, they is nice.

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)

Every line used/drawn in a woman's face adds five years.

Looks good.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)

so she's, like, eleven hundred years old.

SHAZBOT!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)

SHE NEEDS A SLASH!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)

howdy.

if that's crap, it's good crap.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)

backflipping fetous' grape my squildo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)

ew.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)

Such a premature little yo-yo !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)

bouncy bouncy

it funna like a bonanana

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)

foetii

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

Wheeey! Whoo-whoo!

Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

Ew.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)

BLOODY HELL!

I haven't seen this many posts from you for a while. More!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)

she's got good control there.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)

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Microwave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)

Great job microwave!

Sackman seems rather nonplussed tho

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)

Trundle with a bundle . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ take out the garbage and the trash ... ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)

Workaday world. GJM etc.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)

fuck yeah!

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)

That's a lot of click'n action . . . right there !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)

Just some test views.

I have a big pile of his characters and will do
some kind of large diorama with desktopsizes
in a while. Still looking at them for inspiration.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

I like this btw

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Microwave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)

Ohq

What is that notebook paper car thing

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Microwave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)

SNAXE R. DEADLY P.I.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)

heh, the universe grows.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)

There are so many neat ones to choose from.

1280x960 200k

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

i'd like to see them all on th subway tomorrow.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)

Yeah!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)

*glees*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)

We love Henry - best of all the old bastards!

EDIT: Oh and NING Tahkcalb - NING Board!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)

YEAH!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)

It looks like a leaky jar of strawberry jam to me...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)

so THAT'S where you stored the bodies

I'm on to you

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)

*looks suspicious*

Nah!

*runs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

I can write boobs on a calculator.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)

so can I

if you give me some tip-ex.

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)

I HAVE PLENTY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)

nefarious tip-ex hoarding scagmeister!

I'm on to you

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

MY REPLY TO YOUR FACEBOOK WOULD READ THIS:

"VECTOR MY BUTT"

BUT I CANNOT BE BOTHERED LOGGING IN JUST YET.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

*Linear transforms your butt*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)

DO NOT WANT

KTHX

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)

Sniffle. He wants to be vectored. :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)

I was thinking something else, but then the person looks male

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)

Eeeew.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)

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