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[challenge entry] I think I'm getting the hang of this...


I should get votes for the pic at least...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Nice Rod!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I'm just confused by the Dreamcast watermark :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# JET SET RADIOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Chu Chu Rocket was great fun.
Crazy Taxi and Soul Caliber, great japes.

Right, I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I still have my Dreamcast.
Also SFIV arrived in the post this morning.

Great success!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Go home and be a family man!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# mine too, was playing it at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ooooh, is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# dreamcast images innit?
(image bank)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Just some random watermark
I can't find the stupid source now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# are wii?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Yes!
Wii are sailing stormy weather,
to be near you,
to be free.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I'm not, I'm staring at that skinny girl's body and daydreaming about whipped cream.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# really?
I'm imagining dumping her bloody and scratched body into a shallow grave somewhere in Berkshire
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# aah you're about ten minutes ahead of me then
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# tell you what
you can go first if you do the digging
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Fair do's
I'll fetch my spade.

he can do the digging.

haha, racistlols

(not a racist)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# btw, would you care to explain your FP to me?
I don't get it. Is this a brit-only thing?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# oh hai Johnny Foreigner
It is an alternative reality to this


It was translated via Google so isn't 100% correct but nobody seems to be able to agree on what the German should be.

Apologies to all Germans!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# aaaah, making sense now, ta
and well, actually the translation hurts my german brain a bit, bit I'm used to that on here :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# *ahahhaaha*
That old man is saying, "Take that ya bastard"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha ha!!




pisses himself
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# pppfttt

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# pahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# oh well....gladly goes back to work

no offense wil
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Non taken,
can't please everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Aces! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# top points for original sources!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Horribly good.
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# haha
age concern have hitmen y'know:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] following a very
handy and informative tutorial I found...

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# That's so patronising and Aren't-I-better-than-you
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# No
I think you'll find that the previous one was patronising.
This is meant to be what I think of the Wii.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# He is better than us
Well, so he tells us!!

I like his pic too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# i don't like him either
his post before was better. for a ginger.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Numptendo! For Numpties!
Bet you took the game title from your DVD collection...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I really don't have a porn collection.
There is no need. All the grumble flicks you will ever need are online. Winamp even streams them as TV stations.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# have you been ranting about someone not reading your rules again?
not been here in a while
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# He probably can't see you.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I know he can't
which pleases me..not unless he logs into his other accounts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# he cant see me either
lets make a team!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I don't need no steenking badges!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# But what would be the point of ignoring you on only one account?
You can't ignore someone then click to see if they are there!!...I know I tried!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# it was me you ignored wasnt it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Nah.....
Younger and more annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yep. Him.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# He's just pissed off at the barrage of near identical
Wii box with Google image shoved in entries
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *closes 'shop*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# One
can sympathise, I s'pose.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
#
pissed off at the barrage of near identical
Wii box with Google image shoved in entries a moaning twat
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# i could be wrong
but aren't all wii games supposed to have almost identical boxes?

edit: i have been waiting for someone to do wii goatse, where you seperate the nunchuck and controller to widen the horror
(ganainm, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ^ oh goody goody what a great idea
tool!


bye b3ta see you wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I've seen two already
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# just look on the image challenge page
it was one of the first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# it's embarassing to admit
i didn't spot them when looking earlier.. i think i was expecting something more graphic and much more NSFW =-D
(ganainm, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# These are my hands.......
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *click*
(ganainm, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I would think that massive house bound paedo like you would love a wii
so that you could entice children in off the street
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# *stifled lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] what a piss poor challenge entry..etc
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# a luxury in some deprived cities
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Like Cilla Black and Janet Street-Porter?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# who cares, it's got one of your birds in it!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# sounds painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# it would be extremely painful if one did indeed wee teeth
EDIT - goddamnit! Piss from above
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# wiiii
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Nicely Mr Prodge



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# to be honest I think it's piss poor :)
ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I like your teethy birds
The compo bit may be a bit tenuous but nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Fraser needs punched out...or kidnapped

or both
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Same as any "movie" compo
but without the reposts!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# erm I think you'll find most of the entries for this are reposts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Oh.
My three from last night weren't....I have a couple more ideas too....Yes they will be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# goodluck with those...think I'll stay away from b3ta till this dies down
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Chaos


Click for bigger (147 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# That's very ordered
for chaos.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# yay!
looks kinda Mandelbrot-y
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# *Very nice, fractalesque.*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# C R A S H
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# is that what a headache looks like?
its verr purdy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I think it's what you see BEFORE the headache

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I see red wine before my headaches
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# This.
Harry Webshite and I got drunk on red wine last night, and concluded that Hitler and Stalin were a bit wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Why is it always broken in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# It's a reflection of his heart
/romantic mode
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# :'-(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Wooooo
NICEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# C A K E
Get the hint?
Also: woo!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *That is excellent*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] weaning


*hiccups*
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# i know it's "natural"
but it's also "nsfw" in some places
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# this isn't one of them though is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I'd have thought
that any environment in which this would be considered [1] 'Not Suitable For Work' would, in itself, be not suitable for work.

[1] on any grounds other than 'Browsing B3ta is not in your job description: keeping helicopters airborne is' type things.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
I've had enough hassle from the Scottish Health & Safety Board already today about browsing B3ta while taking oil workers to work. I don't need any hassle from you as well.

Bernard Looney is on my case as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Maybe if it wasn't OVER 9000!!!!11 pixels tall
0!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# oh
really? i mean, really?

i'd like to over here the discipline meeting if it did get anyone into trouble! :D

will change it to a link :(
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# DAMN YOU
I'VE JUST BEEN SACKED BECAUSE MY BOSS SAW THIS.

(You know what really sucks? I'm self-employed and work from home.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# lol
just noticed your username.

irony central.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# lol
Just noticed your learner badge!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# eh?
eh?

funny learner how?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# fine..
if you really think that constitutes, or could constitute a porn image, you are the one with the problem!

sheesh!

the irony being someone called 'inexpressible' worried about a breast milk image - as of the minute, my other half is doubtlessly clamped to an expressing machine. the type you use for breat milk.

that was all....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I've clicked.
because it's funny.
But even if it wasn't I would have clicked because of all the whiney nsfw comments.
It's breatsfeeding ffs - that's what they're for.
(Tony Macaroni hello, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ^^
If you're that concerned about you're boss seeing it, then don't go on b3ta and do your work!!
Your boss could see this when they pooped out to Costa etc - grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# .
www.b3ta.com/board/9201514
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# That's the way to win friend and influence people - Well done

* Clicks Ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# indeed
perhaps i should have been patronising instead.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Perhaps you could simply have linked your pic instead
like you said you were going to forty minutes ago.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Yup... That is exactly what I was thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# how about this instead?


seemed to me that more people didnt think it was NSFW, so i didn't.

in the FAQ's, the general view seemed to be that a mod will link it if deemed NSFW.

i appologise to you, my peers, for the offence caused to your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# the mystical truths are all available in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Having said that he made something which probably took a bit of time
and you just acted like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Neither is skiving off and looking at images on t'internet
in some places.


Good work Moke!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# filth this ban sick
sick this ban filth
this sick ban filth
ban filth sick this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hmmmm boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I just saw this in amongst the challenge entry
I clicked despite the boobage.

Looks tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# But it is Noon!

WiiNoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# *also

^ T I T S !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Heh
Boobies :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# goodbye!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Breastfeeding = SFW
Looking at pictures of Breastfeeding on the internet = NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Dear Moke,
I think chenobble's pointed out the subtlety of the situation.

I think the FAQ ought to spell it out much more clearly:

"Do NOT post nudity or sexual stuff -- or some b3ta readers will get reported (by a passing manager or office busybody), and sacked. Do you understand?"

I hope this explains why you've got such an immediate hostile reaction ^^^ up there!

To Fix It:
You can edit your original post by clicking the "Edit" button below it, and change the img-link to point to your modified mammary-free version. (Don't delete your original post, or the whole thread will be destroyed!). Hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# fuck off
twat
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Ha ha
great work
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Hands free


Edit: I slipped in "teh sans" and no one noticed :)
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# He's winking at me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# No way, he's winking at ME!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# yes
I can see why
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Your hat is the best I have seen.

* Much better that Dave's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# ta peeps!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Master The Chef
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# NICE PLATE OF FOOD
THE COMPETITION DOESN'T GET TOUGHER THAN THIS!

/bald headed guy to win
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Ming?
nah - I reckon Nasty Nick Cotton might get it

Any Murray and Mark Owen are too wet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I like Ming's food
and it's always nice to see people having a good cry. Nasty Nick would also be a deserving winner as you feel it would really change his life.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I'd rather have Ming cook for me too
but I don't think he fits the full criteria of being able to produce poncy looking food
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# TOO MUCH SALT
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# True fact time
I have worked in the steelworks they were in the other day.

It is also where my dad worked for most of his life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# OOH MEEETCHAPUDDINGHAWHAWHAWHAW
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] don't blame me i know nothing about these things

seen one game you've seen 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Best use of that song
Was in the film "Funny Man".
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# was that the one with lee evans in it?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# oh that reminds me
some of that was filmed on my street, rumour has it my mum makes a cameo, although i've never seen it.
* goes off to pirate dvd from somewhere.

ashally think it's called the martins
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# No, that was "Funny Bones"
Funny Man
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# you are developing a theme
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# mostly through ignorance
i have never played a computer based game in my life, except the ones that come with windows and even battleships confuses me. i've never even seen a real life wii

wii three kings, wii saw 3 ships, wii fought the law, the list goes on
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# O-rr-aaaa-RRrrrrrgGGggrrrrrr!


Inspired by BleachedEgo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Walkies!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :D
what a shit show.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hehehe
I like that. If he bumps into vader walking his At At's, they could probably fall in love.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Chimpancat
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# OMG IT'S RIPPED HER FACE OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# that sounded quite nasty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# aye, it did
Lost both her eyes apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I thought I read somewhere that he
ripped her hands off? If so, ouch!
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# bit them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# bit them off? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Double ouch.
I guess he didn't like being in the adverts so much.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# haha she served him Typhoo by mistake perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
IT'S PG OR NOTHING BITCH RARRRRRRRRRRGG!
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha!
Quick, get the xanax!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Pfft, looks like my cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# serious chimpancat is serious

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# That's really good
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# he's not hapy about it

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# yay for catpanzees
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# woo
to this.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# That's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# this is ur best one :)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# oh that's very wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# very nicely
done :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] This is one tough compo
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# TAFFER!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# whenever someone new adds me as a friend I have to play guess who's new
its not a very good game as i've not got a very good memory, so i can never tell who is new and who isn't. its a nightmare.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Not sure were I was going with this.... Hull probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# the system does work
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# She looks like a sad Homer Simpson.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hhahahahaahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
sorry - had to...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahahhahahah
hahahahhahahahahahaha
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# poor Jade
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Did anyone catch the Brits last night?
He's back

quick and messy, but you get the idea
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Jade Jagger?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Who is Jade Jagger?
Does anyone have a suitable picture?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Noep!
never seen her before in my life.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] wiioj
WARNING: glove must be worn at all times. Discard at end of game/melee.


(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# OJ?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# SIMPSON?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# left 4 dead on the wii would be ace
bash ftw!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Umbrella Chronicles?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so wii...
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# bloody Borrowers
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Thieving little pikeys!
Fucking hated the film and the books
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] and you thought Rock Band took up a lot of room in your lounge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# can I have
Wii track and field with optional Olympic village?


Brilliant stuff toasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# HAHAahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Haha
silly

*orders*
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# you crazy human!
someone WIIll make this now!

arg, and I just thought of how you'd make this work with a wimote
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I was going to have them as the hand grips but didn't think anyone would notice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# it's a tragic world
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Play as Edward Woodward in the third sequel
The EwarWooWar WiiWarSeeSaw 4!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Wii-saw
I like.
(theyellowknight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Because life isn't all fun and games
(brain_blessed, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# That's a word that isn't used often enough.
edit: what's the source image? I can't quite make out what the katakana reads.
Fuinto? Fuishto? Puinto?

WiiPrint being the publisher?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# it says Wii fuito
which is wii fit
(I helped save b3ta! Soggy, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha ha
Then let me drop this here as it seems suited:

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# It's a constantly looping image of rain hitting a windowpane
if you jiggle your wiimote your character will sigh at the unending tedium of mundane existence.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# bindun!
www.b3ta.com/board/9198756
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)

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