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[challenge entry] Got any Dinosaur Jr?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# aha
mahahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# =D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# *cough*
Zen is a proper noun and not allowed in Scrabble















I'll get me coat
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# but would you risk telling a dinosaur that?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# good point
but what moron would leave 'en' in that position. That's just asking for trouble!






alright, alright - I'm going!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# hee hee!
play much scrabble?

:)

The previous Mrs Raff and I had big arguments about Scrabble. I would play for maximum points, which she thought was 'unsporting'; she (rather pointlessly) only played to get rid of her letters as quickly as possible.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I play on Facebook
fancy a game?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Not at the moment. If you want some J Mascis though, I have Witch.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# You're no help
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Sorry. If it helps Witch's latest is really good.
OKAY BEDTIME, NIGHT.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# or mebbe
some jurrasic 5
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# It's a UNIX system! I know this!
classic
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# ROARRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# gaping woundmouth is angry
and being abused by forks and chopsticks.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Hold it . . . just like that . . . I feel it's pain !
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Fruit
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I for one welcome our juicy overlords!
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# How very Anti-Newtonian !
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Lame
Photobucket

Oh yes, lame.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Shit I just lost The Game
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# are the shopkeepers conjoined twins?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Hehe
Could someone do me the favour of explaining what the Great Web Cowboy Standoff was? Many badges pertaining to said event have been sighted in various profiles.

Danke :)
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# You weren't there, man
YOU WEREN'T THERE.
(I think you're referring to the Prince Challenge?
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/14/prince_b3ta_dmca/ )
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm... donuts
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Homer's been working out
and had a spray tan by the looks of it.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Indeed,
it took a considerable amount of time to 'shop it. I should have left work an hour ago.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# guhhhhh
if i see another 'walking in a line' type pic for this compo, ill.... ill...... sigh dissapointedly.

Still - its better than millions of pics of that bloody battersea power station.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# The power station wasn't even the new embassy.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I bet you'll also be disappointed when we don't evolve into homer simpson
:P
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Pfft, shave my head and drink myself to liver failure and I'm already there.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
#
Pfft, shave my head and drink myself to liver failure and I'm already there.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# It also confused me.
I understood that most of nine elms is in Wandsworth.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Someone out there is going to do an evolution of Battersea Power Station.
And it'll be YOUR fault.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# maybe its legs just grow
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# SOMEONE DO IT!
DO IT NOW!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# haha
my worst nightmare.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Truth be told
I'd actually started this one for the anagrams challenge a while ago. Someone had told me Homer Simpson was an anagram of Homo Sapiens. Then I realised the mistake...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It's an anagram of gullible.
:D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Surely that's Bill Luge?


(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# you are forgiven
i didnt realise that.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# *opens up photoshop*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# MrT sings for supper
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# pity etc.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I bet someone will give him a snickers
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# hungry? Not according to this...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# ...I was surprised to see this on tv last week

about threehundred times
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Beadle hand!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# .
pmsl
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# .
ROFL
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ihniwtm
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Aw, he's all innocent and text speaking.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# o kool i fl lik im in wit da ppl.
lol idk xD
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# haha
homeless, hungry and with a polio-fucked hand
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# pah!
I make a 'short arm of the law' gag down there, which I thought was fucking funny, and it's totally ignored

*sulks*

I HATE ALL OF YOU!

*emos*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Oh yeah that was funny actually :)

...you big girl
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *clings to you forever*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Haha I saw it!
its not as good as www.beedogs.com tho
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# my favourite site about dogs dressed as bees
the beedogs get to graduate here
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Oh my!
Camel dog!
Teenage mutant hero turtle dog!!

Still this has to be the best dogs in clothes ever
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahahaah
love them!

EDIT: This looks like something that was made up here: www.groomertogroomer.com/
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# That better?
Hmm?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Hmm
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Hmm
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Lt. Commander Worf's let himself go
:-(
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# pfffft
Today is a good day to beg
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# poor T.
Did anyone see him on the one show yesterday? He was ace.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# bah
too late for the party AGAIN
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I pity the fool
who has such small hands.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# YAWN! waiting room lols!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# cool!
is this all rendered?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# yup
i'm being a bit cheeky, i posted the unfinshed monster yesterday with no background.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# it's kick-ass
would love to see an animated pan and zoom around the room. get to know the chap...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Still . . . waiting . . .
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Nice work there!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# 'kinell! Needs more responses, for that is a work of excellence.
:)
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# possibly total toss yet inviting
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# the short arm of the law
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# ^ SEE THERE IT IS
FUNNY AS FUCK IF YOU ASK ME, BUT NOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *scowls*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *suspects sarcasm*
meh!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# He's dead you bastard, have some respect!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# All joking aside...
I wasn't joking
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# *adds your name to the nice friend list*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Well I liked it.
*click*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# *snogs*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Good thing that it wasn't the other way around . . .
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Officer steals car with fake baby?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Yes . . . all of the above ^ or below V . . . or wherever this ends up . . . or down . . . or . . .
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# fake baby steals car with officer?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# baby steals fake car with officer
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# ybab htiw rac slaets reciffo ekaF
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Fake baby car with Officer Steals?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Officer seals, thats what I'd like to see
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# solitary brother

(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Baby steals officers fake car? With
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# toff seals fabricate bakery wich?
Why wasn't I told this earlier!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I think you need new glasses, you appear to be reading wrong
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I will do no such thing with my arse!
How dare you suggest it!!!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Lol pens
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# just what is
going on in this crazy world
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Heh, I saw that earlier.
"Please warn officers that when he is arrested he might be radioactive. This is not a joke."
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# whereas "however, this suspect has rabies, which is funny"
:D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# must admit...
... i had to read that headline twice before it sunk in.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# They'll catch him...
when it gets dark
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# With and without a trace . . .
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] With thanks to Roger Dean

I say "with thanks"; what I mean is: "I nicked your idea. Tough"
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Thee Michelle Gun Elephant?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Into the breach !
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] so
he's upgraded, I see....



from the distant past, aka 1633662

Note: current thread is 9223570
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ...i hate it when a plan won't come together...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Where will the oil come from?
Won't someone think of the oil?!

EDIT: Cyprus and the UAE were quite nice places to visit. I wouldn't want them nuked. Perhaps a neutron bomb instead?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] from fresh baby kittyseals...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Can they be milked
or is it clubbing tyme?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Your kitty is sealled and therefore . . . won't sink ships !
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Seal pups are cuter...

(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I imagine that that . . . is a pretty good ball player too !
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# sealz0rz
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Hissssss or hers ?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha. Get that cigar out your mouth!
afterning all.

Grr. OUtside my job discription just today.

Domain and host registered - 1
Website written - 1
Booking agents site registration - 11 (10 minute process each)
Online booking set up to make money before the business opens - 1
Money paid - 0
Thank yous recieved - 0
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Will a . . . you are welcome . . . help ?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# You're right.
I'm such a bastard.:P
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Thank you !
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# It's all so . . . fluid . . . can't even hit it with a flyswatter !
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# it's tricky...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# It's just not going to be the same ...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# haha
those things don't look appetising close up
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha very good!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *100x foam Prawn*
mmmmmmmmmmmmm............
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# White Chocolate Skulls
My Word!! what a blast from the past.. the second I saw that I could taste that strange oily tasting not-quite-chocolate taste they had..
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I'd pay for them
There must be a decent online pick n mix site, anyone?

And Cinema pick n Mix is now officially the third most expensive substance on the planet
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# have you tried them? I'm more after recommendations
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Theres a shop in my village at home that does the quater sweets
I used to work there and get them...
Yum yum
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# there is!
www.aquarterof.co.uk/

My wife got me a massive box of retro sweets for Christmas from there.

It has been years since I have had flying saucers!!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# but do they do Spangles?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# ;-)
That IS going back some.

I would take a wild guess that they CAN get them! They seem pretty good with sourcing the obscure.

Edit:
whatever happened to spangles?
One of our most requested sweets!

They had three different packs : one contained assorted fruit flavours, another was `Old English` flavour, and the third (the favourite of our resident `Spangle-head` was Cola flavour.

They were also shaped a bit like Tunes with a circular dip on either side...

Sadly not even we can get hold of them anymore!

(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Balti, Vimto and Spangles were always crap-uh
regardless of the look back bores-ah.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Vimto has gone?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Serial killers were always a bore in my book-ah
along with spangles and soccer books-uh.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# are you fucking mental?
spangles and olde english were the best sweets ever. Don't make me poke parma violets in your eyes.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# blimey, that one's ace!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# that is a quality emporium!

(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Cherry cola bottles FTW!!!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I think it's quite cool in many ways.
However, if you're buying sweets online there's so many better places to do it.
You can get bullseyes and rhubarb and custard sweets online, which woolworths never sold.

Woo to the picture!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# oooooh, I've not had rhubarb and custard sweets for years....
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# so when I log on to this site
and get to the final stage of the check out

just before I pay it goes "IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE" that repeatedly pops up
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# prolly bindun...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# haha
I hope someone compiles all of these and sends them to them
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I once had O'Leary at one of my gigs.
Before the interval I said "we're going to take a break now so you can go to the toilets for a piss. Except O'Leary, who can piss ten miles away and let his urine get a fucking bus to the jacks."
At the time I told the joke he was in the toilets, cockk in hand, and the venue used to play the sound from the stage in the toilets.
So he was pissing, listening to a joke about himself pissing.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# OK - the job's yours
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# bet he then wacked one out, because you were talking about him
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# how much did you have to pay him to laugh?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha :D
piss sink

When they start charging people to piss, some one should take an empty bottle and piss in it in front of everyone
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# no one is going to pay £1 to use
the toilet.

It will ineffect double the cost of the flight.


and nicely done :)
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# who will the nuns fly with now?
Will they not think about the nuns
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# And reduce the amount people spend on the ridiculous
price of inflight drinks.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# ...and it will decimate the number of new mile-high club members
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# never mind!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# why are you showing me your beaver?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# because you asked me!
Dont, dont you want to see it now!?
:'(
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I now wish to see your pussy
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
#


(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# starfish?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Nice otter
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# CRACKING MAMMAL!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :3
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I hear there's free tap-water at the departure terminals though?
.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# No containers over 100ml allowed in your hand luggage,
this includes your bladder.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ha ha
In case of emergency just use the floor?
Always wondered why the had plastic seats.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# RYANAIR ARE EVIL, LET'S KEEP MENTIONING THEM AND THEIR CHEAP FLIGHTS.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I think you;re onto something there
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hehehehe!
all budget airlines get on my tits, stop fucking about, put all the bloody advertised fares up by a fiver and have done with it. if folks can't afford an extra fiver for a flight they should stay at home anyway.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# if you have to resort to
flying cattle class to an airport 100 miles from the beach you want to sit on then I'd suggest that it's not a holiday you need but perhaps stay at home and spend that money on something more substantial than turkey twizzlers for your kids.

In other news I was asked yesterday, if I'd like to join the crew sail to West Africa on the Earl of Pembroke at the end of May. Which is nice.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# please go, maybe we wont have to listen to your rubbish
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# PERVERT!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# this has everything
woo yay to you sir
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Does it have a man eating his own head?
Then it doesn't have everything.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
I like this
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# marvelous :)
:D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# haha

(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# dear god that is just wrong
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!
ogawd, all I can think of is it screaming "SURPRISE!" or "Rough loving begins now!"
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# hahahahahah
fanta stick
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# This is fantastic
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# heh
it's the stan laurel bit that makes it
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# That'll be another fine mess then...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# again
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# probably involving carrying an upright piano or something
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Custard
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# buckets of custard
in open topped cars
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# i have a vhs with Laurel and Hardy join the foreign legion i may watch later :)
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Needs more Brian Rix!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# i was tempted to make it a bit longer and include tommy cooper and norman wisdom too
now i wish i had.

Tommy cooper is carrying a plank
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# marx brothers as well
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
#
'Hey, wait, wait What does this say here? Oh, that's the usual clause. That's in every contract. That says...'If any of the parties participating in this contract is shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified'....That's in every contract...that's the insanity clause. Ha! Ha! Ha!'

"You can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause."
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# fuck and the keystone cops
i've missed alot of greats off there
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# now that is a proper piece of cinema
I love The Plank.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# one of the finest pieces of slapstick ever made.
so perfectly executed.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Eric Sykes is a bit of a legend and all
doesn't really seemed to get as much praise as his other contemporaries.. possibly because he aint dead yet..
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# You have a friend request from Paul Merton
*Ignores
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I like this
I believe whole heartedly that if any sort of predetermination in the course of existence exists it's that life is governed entirely by slapstick.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Great!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Keaton
you asshole
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# neat trick
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Took me a surprisingly long time to work out what you'd done there...
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahah, now that is taking colonic irrigation too far
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# fazoooom!!
terrific stuff
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I'm going to report you to the daily mail
woo yay hoopla!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Fuck! I've only just spotted what you've done. Damn I'm slow.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Ha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Haha! Gonna steal that for me sig.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# heh
nice. I would have thought of that, if I didn't hate pokemon :)
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# brilliant
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
that took me a while.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# how did I not see that for so long...
Hidden amongst the parrallel lines of perspective perhaps.

Or I'm just a tard :)

Either way tip top top woo to you, sir

:D:D:D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Spanner!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Glad he won...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hear hear!
The tall bloke was just the smuggest smug bastard since smug bastard himself.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# This muchly
He was GUTTED that he didn't win! It was hilarious!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I've not seen it - went to the pub last night instead.
Saving it for iPlayer over the weekend. I am glad that smug bastard was gutted - I want him to hurt.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# All of the above.
I shouted like I was at the footy and we'd scored
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# He was Judge Reinhold
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# And the younger one...
...was Matthew Modine...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# haha
yes

he also needed to shave that bumfluff
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# His electric
always ran out when he got to his neck!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# facial hair of fail.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Andy? I thought he was class.
Much more technically able than the other two - he'd devoted his entire life to the competition since his first effort. He also had more variation.

Bah. By the end, Ming was the "nice guy" though, and improved at ridiculous speed. His adventures in the Michelin starred restaurant were pure joy.

Also, I thought that live blogs don't get tougher than THIS! Had me in stitches.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# That is indeed a masterpiece of the blogger's art.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I shall be enjoying this via
the science of Tivo later.

Nice pic, sir - as ever.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Bless you JP!
Shite! Have I spoilt it for you? If so, please accept my profound apologies :D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# In no way, sir
It's more 'throwing things at the telly' kind of viewing, anyhow.
and mumbling 'I could do that better', as well....

;-)
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
#


big chef, little chef, cardboard box!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Nom nom nom
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Piss on a Plane Friday!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# no, they're in the air


*high fives, bows*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Pffft
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*click* :D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Arf!
Like it, sir...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I saw this


Excuse the bad shop, I only have paint.
Edit: Also, nice pic. Should have said so from the beginning.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Haha
txtspk!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
#
Im nt n eire. Im n ldn.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# idk wr i am lolmao
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# WTF lols
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)

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