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# fear heeem!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Cool!
Is there going to be any SA today?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# that and infection from cutting their tits off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Woo
but with Amazins it should be teeeeeeeeet surely=D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# does depend on the amazon
this looks more the made up jungle jane sort than greek actual warrior lady type
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Well if it is the Greek sort
can I keep the left overs. I'm making a boobie bed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# woooo mononipple!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha monoboobed bacteria!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Good name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Yes
You could imagine them backing Ozric Tenticles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# *unless they were into that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# :D


edit: In other news, I'm sat on the loo at work lol

editedit: 6 people have come in so far, had a slash and left without washing their hands. Hurrah for normal people
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Are you a systems analyst
and conducting a toilet-use survey?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# shhh someone else is here now
*takes notes*

- 23 Second steady stream followed by 3 short spurts.
- Sounds of vigorous shaking and flapping of foreskin- subject uncirumcised
- No fart
- Trousers have zipper fastener
- Subject washes hands and uses 4 paper towels
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# your conclusion?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# It was Maureen.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Oh too early for that yet, need more data
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Yay for proper SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# There's a movie poster at the pisser in a pub in town
with some bloke pointing saying 'More than 3 shakes & you're playing with it'.
I chortle.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# They're all by the water cooler now
gossiping that they could hear someone typing on the khazi.
You, miladdo, are office wank suspect number one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
true, true
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Funny thing is, I was that before I got a laptop
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Well you are a wanker:P
I don't think a person exists in the world that hasn't had an office wank at some point. Personally I blame temps for that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Getting a bit short on office space then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Seriously, it's sometimes the only place I get peace and quiet to answer emails
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# You ahould have meetings there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I'll suggest it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I've been fired.
Thanks a fucking bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Well you now have more toilet time!
swings and roundabout.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
#
answer emails

wank to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I don't know what to say...
He's probably got many talents.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# 14,000 penguins start infumigating a low-rent high-risk property investment ... :
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *play RIS card*
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Yes it does, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# "Dose"
N. pr - Doe-S

1. "You're mother gave me a dose"
2. "He caught a dose (off your mum)."
£. "and where dose one what this so hard?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *wooooooo*
*mooooo*

I'm getting Chinese food tonight, who wants to come to Amsterdam and join me in half an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# YES*
*No but only 'cos I hate flying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Oooh Chinese!

I think you brought me on to something here...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Also there's a 'creative professionals' boosecruise tonight at 6
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I've made previous arrangements for tonight

'cept for BABI PANGANG JEEJ!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# wooooo
chinese food ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *furrows brow*
what are you going on about? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# That old joke
The one about all those penguins infumigating the low-rent, high-risk property investment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ahhh
and how much LSD are you currently on?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# omg drugslol
I haven't done acid for years n' years.

Stereotypical bad trip sent me into orbit and it took me about 3 months to fully come down.

E? Now you're talking.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# *gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Saturday night's became a whole lot funnier..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
what a vast improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Can't wait for the sequel.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Yes. This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARTEX!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# It's so cute I want to kick it.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# MEMEME MEMEME MEMEME
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# you never think about anyone else do you?
its always mememe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha, that thing it freaking out on my screen...
"Muh, muh, muh, muh muh, muh muh, muh!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# kill it with hammers
and then mourn its passing... with dance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh my... wonderfully done, but gah!
*Runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# It is signaling in morse code . . . I want to eat your chickens . .- -. .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# What - exactly what - is he saying?
It's something to do with particle physics, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# It's the secret of life and the location of the female g-spot
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# BOO!

Witness her adventures
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# *is mystified*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Oh, fine then.
Be like that..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# :(
*is mystified less*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Baaaaaaaaboosh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Yes, once.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Did two !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# *YES!*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha a bandwagon is born
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahha! just like Les Dawson with an orange Zeppelin on his head
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Stick THAT in tha back of ya ration booke..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# this mirthed me
mirthed me in the face.

I can't open my eyes now.. the lids are too sticky.

damn sticky mirth.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Time for pastry and japes.
I must go now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# TELL US MORE, NAGGY BOO!

Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# *Slaps Head*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# nom nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Oh hello little kittAAAARRGRGRGH! It bit off my arm!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# don't worry - I'll recite poetry at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Now as I was young and easy under the apple boughs
About the lilting house and happy as the grass was green,
The night above the dingle starry,
Time let me hail and climb
Golden in the heydays of his eyes,
And honoured among wagons I was prince of the apple towns
And once below a time I lordly had the trees and leaves
Trail with daisies and barley
Down the rivers of the windfall light.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# *swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# *takes advantage*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# A bit bloody late aren't you - I swooned nearly 20 minutes ago
I'm almost fully recovered now.

Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# never underestimate the longevity of the swoons I enduce
... also I was talking shop with a colleague - it's rude to post on b3ta while you do that.

also - next instalment of the poem (which is about the ravages of ageing from what I can gather):
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# And as I was green and carefree, famous among the barns
About the happy yard and singing as the farm was home,
In the sun that is young once only,
Time let me play and be
Golden in the mercy of his means,
And green and golden I was huntsman and herdsman, the calves
Sang to my horn, the foxes on the hills barked clear and
cold,
And the sabbath rang slowly
In the pebbles of the holy streams.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# No, it's no good. You've missed your chance
Verse 2 does nothing for me...

I refuse to "sing to your horn", sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# FIRE AND TIN
FIRE AND TIN
FIRE AND TIN
rub it in your face!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# sexy results
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
you chive mother fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# What a dapper young turk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] 24 series 7 : Sunday


(Patrice Ici Reticulating Splines, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Wow.
Just.

Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# This.
Just.

This
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# ?
give us an S
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# No
You'd only misuse it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# WOW


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahahah
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Im not sure whats going on here.


at all.
(loltard Pfft, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahaha, that's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
astounding. Just...astounding.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Top shop!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# he really is that effeminate too, which is funny
if you ever see him on talk shows - it's scary how not jack-bauery at all he is
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# his mask has slipped
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Superstock to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# lol
*shakes fist at google image search
(Patrice Ici Reticulating Splines, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# maybe his neck had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Just SEAM IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Blimey, just when I think my skillzorr can't be worsenedendend
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# pfffrrfff

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# you've shopped it backwards
the rear wheels are at the front
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# And so it seams
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I hadn't noticed teh seams
until you pointed them out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I want one.
(loltard Pfft, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# i don't know where to start
this is a fucking travesty
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# BALLSACK!
BALLSACK IS FLYING
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# AND THEN REST
as we'll be knackered
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# your doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# BALLSACK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *AAAAAAAhahah*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maybe his head had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# YAY!
Somebody with less talent than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hmph :o(
Not lack of talent..just laziness.
(Patrice Ici Reticulating Splines, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# This always happens to me....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# that poor shark
dirty fucker's enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# you swim around dressed as a shark munching of some poor blokes cock?
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I'm always fishing to catch the early bird....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Aaaaaaaargh
It was bound to happen eventually.
(loltard Pfft, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Poor Duncan Goodhew
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# There you are, swimming in the ocean, minding your own business...and before you know it there's a giant cock in your mouth?


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Shark tale 3: The Big Floppy Donkey Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] way aye


Click for bigger (73 kb)
(geebag, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# It looks like they're holding hands in the second frame
which is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# TJ: this just in. There is a glasscock consultant
twitter.com/gretchenglas
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Gretchen Glasscock?
*pisses self laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# She's a webconsultant?

Sheesh, that can't be real!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Pfffft
www.leader-values.com/Content/detail.asp?ContentDetailID=110
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I don't know who anyone is except John Leslie
But that one bottom left is giving me the serious fearhorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# None of the above are John Leslie...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Pffft ... really?
Top left?

Hahahaha I couldn't give a fuck about slebs sept for The Wives.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# It's Alan Shearer, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# The sportsman?
OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] All Cbeebies staff told to cut back.
(MistahG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Arf an arm
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha.
You left thier heads on!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# british talking heads are all so funny looking
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Come on kids, sing along. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
Fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
you sick puppy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# You big copy cat!
www.b3ta.com/board/9220406
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I wanted to see that :(


DE RIS: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7925620.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# stop being clever and witty.
woo :)

EDIT:I love that graph on the bbc page :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Pfft!
Let me whore my compo post as it also contains a red sign and is thus directly linked to this!

b3ta.com/board/9237984
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# boom boom!
good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# good job i've got no money in a bank account.
I'm sure the .001% interest will add up over the years.

I knew I was right to piss it up the wall.
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I've got loads in savings accounts
which is now earning bugger all.

Maybe I should put it all in shares...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Not a bad idea
the price couldn't fall much lower.
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Premium bonds are apparently a good bet at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# you can buy shares in me
then when I'm worth millions I'll pay you back with interest
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Did someone say interest rates...

In Romania we have 16% interest for local currency (hooray!) and 5%+ for euro accounts (not bad). Sadly mortgage rates are obviously higher. 8-10% for euro mortgages and I'm too scared to look at what the rates are for Lei.
(Grim Repairer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Musicals?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha
*sends to gay colleague*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I went to gay college
only 'cos homo university turned me down
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Quality stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Yay!!! I asked for this yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Did you see on the news today.
They're doing Obama the musical.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Rightly so too.
He's going to cure cancer, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# 2 hours of hip-hop?!
*racist lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# badum tish
arf, woo etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Arf!
www.b3ta.com/board/9239674
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(TomJoad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# smells great!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# and its only 16" wide
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# high in polyunsaturates
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# top AND bottom of the food pyramid
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# just lick it
side by side


and do it with some fucking pride
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# *bangs head against desk*
Nice pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# in half a day
a lot can happen in half a day.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# 12 hours can happen in a day
...TWICE.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Been in my head all morning. Sorry.


De-RIS, for those of a less mechanical nature.

Strangely, Wikipedia doesn't have an entry for this kind of router. Sogn o' the times.

Noons b3ta. Anyone else hear The Coast of Yemen on Radio 2 this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Pfffft!
Ooh, 29 signatures on your petition. Progress being made.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# THE GOAT IS BACK!
I REPEAT! THE GOAT IS BACK ON /LINKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# To the Goatcar!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah needs more.
I've not had the time to properly whore it though email/facebook etc. Might be a project for tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I'd vote for the abolition of advertising standards.
Things like referendums ought to be exempt from a judgment about truth and accuracy, because that would mean some standards agency gets to decide which side of a controversial issue, such as the Manchester congestion charge or the Irish Lisbon Treaty referendum, is true. I don't think this enforcing of one opinion should happen about products, either. I prefer an abundance of varied lies to one official sanctioned lie.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# noons Barry

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# you been playing with After Effects or Premiere
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Noon Donkey
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# FUCKING LIES!!!!!!
WIKI

nicely though, i've privately mused upon the similarity before.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# it does not work if you
are a carpenter :(
one is a r'oo'ter and the other a r'ow'ter.

;)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# If anyone was going to pick up on that then I figured it'd be you...
;)

Edit If you are a 'Merkin then shirley they would be pronounced the same?

Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I'm just a tool
...person. :)

( I bet there are many hoping that's my stats quote now ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Trouble brewing in The Middle Feast


Click for enbiggerment (281 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I was in the country under TOATS and couldnt understand the locals
that's just your chives talking
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *De-lurks*


*re-lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ha!
me likee
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Oh, you

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*moves to Bacons*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I'm surprised you're here on /board today Dave...
What with the obvious lure of QOTW for you this week...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *nips off to read*

EDIT: Hahahaha! Well I would answer but it says 'get them out of your system SO WE NEVER HEAR THEM AGAIN!!' NEVAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ... Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# *moves to Ice Cream Oh Fuck Yeah*
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *convinces president of Bacons
to wage war on Ice cream*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Mmm where is the land of Rape and Honey?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Hatstand and fabulous
*clicks for "Delicious Coffee Sea"*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Yum
Sign me up for the UN Peacekeeping Forks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I Love Tuesdays...
Best of all the n00bie days..

It is Tuesday isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Arf!
Has Yanmania been banned now then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Somebody set up us the bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# He posted that cock pic
and it seems to have disappeared now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# just checking my ignore list
and I get "User Not Found"

I suppose it keeps him from any more faux flounces he had planned.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I missed that. Was it a crippler?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# YUM!
*passes out from hungriness*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I imagined Iran
would be more halal than that.
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Superbly odd
Only I can't help thinking "Standard conic projeciton" should be "Standard colonic projection" in context.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I miss Connie

And i can't spell
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'd hit Konnie Huq.
Like a barn door with a shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# FUCK ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Phworr! Eh? Eh? EH? EH? EH?
EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Would would would would would would
would would would would would
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# although she has a very hairy cunt
*fact*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Picture or it is not true!

* linked picture please...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# :O
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# no worries there..
as long as the barn doors are clean !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# to be honest
I'd not be that fussy.
Its not like you ask a girl to clean up the inside of her arse before you do her in the shitter.

so long as you're not down there eating away and a dollop of some other bloke's spluff doesn't fall out, you're larfin.

.
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# 8¬}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I like to insist on a Viakal-based anal douche
before entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# whatever gets you going I guess.
I tend to buy her a nice dinner and a few drinks.
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# like saddlebags they are.................
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# that can be addressed

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# one of her boobies
is higher than the other
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# DING DONG!
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# wowzors!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# What an odd metaphor.
Why would somebody want to hit a barn door with a shovel? Does Konnie Huq resemble a barn door? Does your penis resemble a shovel? Or are you simply expressing a desire to beat her with gardening tools?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# or
e) all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Or
f) Yes pls k thx by
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# That guy really should have a word with the office cleaners
Maybe put down some baitboxes, clear away the gingerkid infestation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Who was it who shopped him as a draught excluder?
Made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I shopped camerons kid as a draft excluder..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Oh gawd *stifles office LOL*
*emails to Tory HQ*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# HA HA!
oh dear...

The bad news is you killed a child, the good news is he was ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Do you think if it was a blone dead child
people would be less bothered about being haunted by it.

(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] On the plus side
it is small...

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# lolris
/merkin
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# haha 'carpark moustache'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Quote of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickly done
But it might give someone a laugh

(Kanturis, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# haha... i still readily admit that i am a fan
sod everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ^this
in vast abundance

/and season 7 has steadily improved over the course of the episodes so far, it's been very good
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# thank god someone agrees with me
i was getting it from all sides last night. this season is really freaking good! I think at this point my nail-biting is because the series has gone so long that I'm afraid of any veteran characters being killed off (watching Curtis and Edgar die was enough as it was; if they kill off Aaron I might cry)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hehe!
*whores again*

www.b3ta.com/board/9237960

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Is his microwave broken
and he's got to cook his ready meal Tikka Masala in the oven?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# can someone explain to me
why, in a show called '24', they insist on using a 12 hour clock?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# well they do use AM and PM.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# For two months now, twig has been bugging me
twig has been bugging mesometimes three times a day to make him a mountain climbing robot so just to shut him up I've done it!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I recognise that device!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Why it's an adapted automated WEE-O-TRON WEEMATIC3500
unless I miss my guess!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'll clap
When he reaches the top :)
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# But how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# is it climbing, or just dragging the mountain down?
it's brilliant, whichever..
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'm going skiing next week
and if I dont see one of these I will punch a Frenchman in the back of his head
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# oooh!
Le punch de Donque! Vive la difference!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Haw-He-Haw-He-Haaaaw
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# love your stuff as always DTH!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I rilly should've made one out of Blu-tak
and stop framed it . . . C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# how was the pub?
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!
I MEAN IT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# pfffffft, 'slimline'
stable door, bolted horse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# ooooh!
you BITCH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Needs more waving snowman!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# eh?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Yea... something like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# exceedingly good
although it appears to be pulling the contents of the mountain down rather than ascending....

the poor villagers who live in the valley!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# FECK 'EM!
They're either Swiss or French!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I want two!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# ok
1 2


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

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