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[challenge entry] chicken kissers
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Been done.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# and a lot better I hope
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# *Peas for the eleventy thousandth time*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# O I C
MUCH MUCH MUCH better
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Everything's been done at some point, don't worry about it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Has this been done?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha
You won't find me lying around on my elbow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# But we need a match of the day
for each day. this one is very well crafted
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# so has that
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA!
NOW DO 24 BUT MAKE THE NUMBER LOWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# RIS
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Ah, Sushi, it's only thursday too.
*Weeps*

Maybe it'll become funny when it goes down to ridiculous numbers.

KIEFER SUTHERLAND IN.... 0.00001
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA, YES!!
Ah, you've got to compo that.

/Arrives far too late.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# This is a pearoast with the Gif of life added!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Good-oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
#


Click for bigger (73 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Well, if you boys are pearoasting.
Have a bit of my Bush Johnson.


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Boris Barrie likes that alot

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# ho ho bloody hell you utter
spratt
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Ahh hello there Nip Nip!
ok! are you?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# like the highwayman
I am dandy
et tu?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Like Dick Turpin I'm
scratch that
I'm ok
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# My
surname is Spratt!
(RogueIntruder, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Toy Tory

(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Bring back Jet.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# That looks fun
Good clean get drunk and whallop mates all night type fun
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I've always wanted to try pseudosumo
Where you dress up in inflatable sumo suits and sumo your mates to kingdom come.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# But you need mates for that!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Naaa
I've got a mirror. You wouldn't believe how many draws we've had!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I've done that twice
I'm surprisingly good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Is that because you don't need a suit?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# haha, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I did that at the pub with my Ju Jitsu club once...
The sensei managed a full over the head sacrifice throw whilst in the suit. It was lots of fun :-D
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Good lord!! Is that some kind of bouncy Twister mat?? :D
If so that is 100% win all the way and the pugil sticks only sweeten the deal!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I was just thinking that
But it's not your standard layout for a twister mat :o)
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# OMG Fake twister!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The Bill
(orudge is my name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# chortle+snigger+titter=
LOL
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# i make it to be chigter but I can't show my workings.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Is that the goggling reboot sequence?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# hehehe
Oh, they're advertising for more actors again
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Nicely
Let's go Dutch tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *rolls joint*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *rolls mediocre*

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *rolls over*
(orudge is my name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Now on BBC2 we return with the 3rd series of ......
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# brialliantly shopped, I love how you've crafted the characters expressions in to each sweet wrapper
what?

what do you mean?

I, oh, yeah, I did drop some acid at lunchtime, but I don;t think its kicked in.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I couldn't even be bothered to TOAP
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# there there
it's only the internet

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I take it you shopped the word 'Miniture' out?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It's an Archie rush! Is this your calculated optimum post time
mathematically the best time to post to guarantee enough "I like this" clicking time before next Wednesday without the posts getting caught in the initial compo rush?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# sadly not, I missed that boat by a little while...
/ie, I was out last night sadly whent he compo came out.

/Is it worth 'shopping 'High Wycombe Five-O'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# o_O!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# you'll never know until you try
or someone beats you too it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# *cue Barbarossa*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I wouldn't dream of it ;p
It'd never get "published" anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# fool :)
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# You plonker
I like this
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# that would be quite a sad television programme
... about the only two horses left in Ireland and everyone else is dead... and they just wander around, getting up to hijinks.. and they have a falling out one day and go their seperate ways

:'''(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# the theme tune would be all sad like this:
doo doooo doo dooooooOOoOOoooooo
*Irish noises of Ireland*
laa laaaa laa laaaaaAAaaAAAaaaaa

NEIGH neigh...

doo doooooooo doo dooooooo dooo dooooo ...

then strings come in building up to a crescendo, with drums in the background BUMM BUMM BUMM BUMM

then the human beatboxing starts and it gets all urban and stuff and the horses start breakdancing... and one of them raps about the premise of the programme so that eveyone knows what it's about..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I like where you're going with this
let's split the idea, 50-50, and pitch it to Horse & Country TV
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# *shakes on it*
*retires*

and with that I'm going home to my missus. See you all tomorrow everyone.

G' night

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I gotta PONY in me pocket
I fetch the suitcase from the carriage

etc
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Best of all the etc
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# BEWARE! etc
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I AM A CUNTHORSE! etc
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Oh yes!
Best larf of the month so far.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Am I misiing something?!!!
It's nice... but FP?!
Not meant personally Gt Architect, as usually love you work.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# trust me, I'm as bemused as you on this being FP'd, but thanks, mystery mod.
it's always appreciated :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# i think
its absolutely brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I know, All Bandwagons Are Shit, but:
Photobucket

I'll leave "Only tools and horses" to your imaginations, and "Ollie fills in horses" would certainly be NSFW.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't afford the auction fees anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# genie
arse!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Might even find some matching socks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Cheap as Shit!
LOL, that made a little bit of poo come out from the laughing!
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# That's what I think they're saying anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Called Gavin....
Gavin's cum

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha
*breathes*

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# ha ha ha... :D
Or as the Chutney Wife said in all innocence on first seeing this. Why would I want to swallow a load of little white men in milk?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# she has a point
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Shucks..
I guess you are right
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *purchases*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# what a feeling!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Leaves a nice frothy breathe too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# *stands on chair and applauds*
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I've been saying this since they first started showing them, how has it stayed on tv so long?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ITV need the money, I suspect.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha
that's a crackingly rude bit of journalism
Top marks!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# gay mafia controls the media?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# wahay it's the bukkake firemen
totally agree - I was beginning to think I was the only one who found this ad really rude and spunky.

I mean a load of white little firemen spraying their load into a tunnel - what could it mean ;)

Perhaps Oil Of Olay should follow their example and have a facial spray ......
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Me Too!
I just didn't want to say anything to anybody! Thank goodness that the faithful B3tans saw it as well...
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:04, archived)
# FTW
spoofing parody, what !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# hahaahaa
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# lollity lolly
lol
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# My grandfather's girlfriend's daughter
Is the singing woman who goes "what a feeling". That's my news.

I had bus lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
This was the first long and hearty laughing I had for month! Ta man!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Thank you!!
People told me I was just mental when I said that advert was totally sexual, with firemen lining her walls with white liquid.

I am not alone!
(LokiMD, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# my son wants this
NOW
*click*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# My gran knitted me a very similar jumper when I was wee.

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# sex-wee
?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# That would be some small knitting
that would
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
#
makingthingslady.blogspot.com/2007/02/tiny-knitting.html
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hehe nice
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Yay!
Thomas the vest-top!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :D
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# :D
nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# What's with the thread delete, big buddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Snipped it, needs more work.
Edit: Just looked 'different' in the browser. Apols...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# What happened to your Hoover attachment monster?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I shall be tinkering with it some more later.
perhaps it will return.... tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# What's the difference between jealousy and envy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# A box of Kallo organic stock cubes?
Am I warm?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# no
sadly not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# very well done sir
- have my congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Natty knit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Thomas The Tank Top! Marvellous *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Class :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# hahaha that's good on so many levels :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hee!
Think there was something similar in Viz a few years back - Thomas the Tank Top.
(Eric the Fish, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# please tell me its not "thomas the tank top" PLEASE!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!

LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I remember a Viz strip called Thomas the Tank Top
With the Fat Cunt.

I lolled

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Morph them and you might just have something there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Cancer lol
Respected old lady: Awwww.

Stupid young girl: lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Oh, I see.
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# People seem to have forgetten that Wendy Richard was a racist old bag too.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# eveyone's racist
some people just hide it better
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# So underneath we're all potential Hitlers but thankfully some people manage to mask their desire to exterminate peoples they see as lesser beings?
Phew! I thought I was showing there for a sec! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# That's not racism.
Just good business practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# lolmigrants
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I haven't laughed at one Jade Goody picture.
They're all fucking terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# gawd, they've been playing this for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha took me a few seconds
They don't look at all out of place there. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Woka woka woka woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# it also seems that they invented golf
and umbrellas!

those clever ancient egyptians
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# and cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# cricket wasn't invented
it came into existence at the beginning of time and was discovered again by Shakespeare in 1972
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# the bloke sat down
in the 2nd column from thr right is heading a football
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucqFM3CtcNM
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# lovely
and as the ancient egyptians say birdie birdie boat wavy line ladder
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# BINGO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# haha!
office lol!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Class!
Damn fine effort!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# It was YOU wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# *gibbers*
Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hoof Hearted
Great name for a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yes!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
"... and it's hoof hearted in the lead ahead of sigh lenbutdeadly as we go into the last..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I smell a goiter . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# \o/
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# That'll be the day!
Good hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# YES !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Lovverly!
...and the giffy compression really enhances the effect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# It was a nightmare
It was 1.2MB to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Good skills. I can't optimise for toffee.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I used Beneton Gif to make it
And Ulead to make it smaller.

The first is nice and easy to use
The second has a wizard that helps you size it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] best of all the shit detectives who aren't really detectives.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I even checked the spelling of plagiarised.
effort.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Typed it into the google search bar in ff?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# then double checked on dictionary .com
as the z looked all american

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# True dedication there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# boom!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Swot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahaha

Because it's related not cos I want you to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# egg shell ant!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# yeah...
I'll believe you.


BELIEVE YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!


...or something
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# CAPITAL !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Murder she did, framed somebody else for, then moved on more like

Evil woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# LEAVE ANGELA LANDSBURY ALONE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# SHE'S A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# she's a bitter old skank
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# she is a wonderful teapot
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# she has a caustic mimsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Times 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Haha
Much better answer
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# thanking you
*yay.. couplet!*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Good one! :)
*nicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Write On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha :)
She wrote it in filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# :D
scat murders are the best of all the murders.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Doctor.... who?
Series 5 will be a bit more low-budget than before...

(orudge is my name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# That band, and all who sail in them
Need to be shot twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# it's real music!
you don't know what you're talking about... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# It's real shit music.
FFS. Spinal Tap went up to 11. That's the joke. Going up to 12 isn't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Series 5?
is that officially what its called? What about the dozens before this piss poor "reinvention"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Apparently so
According to the fountain of knowledge that is wikipedia, there were 26 "seasons" of the old Doctor Who, and then they were called "series" in the new, um, series.
(orudge is my name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# It should always be "series"
"Season" is some god-awful merkin import.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Piss poor?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Go back to the sinner!
Also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Aargh!
I've been found out!
(orudge is my name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Mwuhahahaha!
Small place the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# It would seem to be
Although it's perhaps more disturbing when I'm going around the "real world" and people recognise me as being "orudge". Such as happened to me in New York once.
(orudge is my name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Disturbing is the right word!
I'm sure it's the same story for a few on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Plot sygnopsis


*ba-dum-tish*

I'll get my coat...
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Part two of this joke is of course you show us the "Discuss" tab
and there's nothing at all on it.

:¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I'm like omg toadally like rissing on this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# The first rule of Fight Club...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Oh GOD!
How in my name did I miss that?!

Jesus.

I know I'm fick, but rilly ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah well it serves you right
with your mysterious chav badger

EDIT: OH barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# OH Barb...
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# *watches*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I have still yet to see it!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# It's ok, except for the end where Tim Curry turns in to a spider
and everyone goes, "he was fucking scarier as a clown"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# er.. what?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I said sygnopsis.
sy-gnops-is

Stupid thought that just popped into my head.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Sam's gorra sweat on!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Shouldn't that be Sphincter "Roll"?
;) woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Wiping the slate with a clean sheet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Borrowed her for a while,Valin.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Desaturation is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I know, I haven't gotten to that level yet.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Nooooooooo Levels is Ctrl+L
Desturate is Shift+Ctrl+U
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# No wonder.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Desat just takes all the colour out without greyscaling.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Here you go:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Now lighten and more contrast
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Luckily for you the link appears to be borked at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# They're gettin' hitched !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# And now some rain.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# What the heck has she got in that bucket?
They look like creepy shrunken children.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Thx.Nice job
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I know how to defeat the end boss on level one.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hahah she looks like a character out of a berke breathed cartoon
the shoes make it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# He's levitating again
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Er...


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Nice colour-matching...
What algorithm are you using again?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Oh Henry....henry henry henry
you are just the gift that never stops giving*....*100% true as I see you every day on here
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# What a colorful chap.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# What a lovely couple . . . what's for dinner ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Liver and onions.


Well it is in our huose
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Great . . . I'll bring the baklava !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# A wooly hat should suffice.
It's not too cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Coooorrr
*Dashes round to your house with a knife and fork and a napkin pre tucked in
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Second hand?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It's a funny post, I laughed!
What do you want, BLOOD?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# BLEED FOR ME!
as Lou Reed said to Severin.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# That's more like it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

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