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# for Maiden

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Have it your way!
Om nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# haha
nice sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww!
and Arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# morning, etc.
I am planning on posting an animated version of last night's doubting Thomas. sneak preview coming your way...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Whoop Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# haha!
*pets*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Vibrating head?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# FAYKE!

VHG vibrates up and down, mostly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# In Korea?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# why are we eating dogs today?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# heh!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# PABLO!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Yays. Inapproapriate drug image!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# totally unrelated sort of

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Mwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# pfft
its funny to put a ring of salt around a slug and watch it just dry up in the sun knowing that its fate was sealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# its kinder to kill slugs
buy burying jam jars half full of beer. they are attracted to the yeast and then fall in and die an honourable drunkard's death
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# can you still drink the beer afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I did
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I used to do this at uni!
as slugs would get in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Saladcat approves
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hello Saladcat!
*eats Saladcat*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# is that a bukkake salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# All the best ones are.
I make sure I have my five a day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# are you a bukkaker or a bukkakee?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I just like cake in general.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hmmm
I'd definitely avoid Japanese bucake
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ok, who spunked in my burger...? awww, you guuuuuys!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# you are in Subway Birmingham AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# D'aaaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# All this


Except spelling, what is amusing and the needlessness of puffins.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# OK then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Talking of BBC news...

I have just pooed myeelf just watching this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# fuck that for a game of soldiers!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# * fucks it!

Now where are my sodding soldiers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I love the Science Correspondant at the end
"Is like.. a rollercoaster, bruv!"
(__, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I NEED TO RIDE ON THAT!!!!

EDIT.....A ride for b3ta??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# You want to ride on a huge pink cock?
hmm *takes notes*

Tell me about your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Ermm..fuck!
/Not thinking before posting syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hmmmm!
He asks you to talk about your mother and the first word you say is fuck? Interesting....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I've just said I'm not thinking before posting!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You make me sick!
All Oedipal and you are cheating on your wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# But it's only pretend cheating.....
And Oedipus can fuck off the sick freak
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I almost pooed myself on that similar one at Alton Towers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I read that as a reply to Mstandot's post!
Worrying at first!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Brendon Walker must be an animal in the sack
"Thrill as an experience is actually defined as a large, rapid increase in pleasure and arousal together...If you can manage to pull somebody towards displeasure through fear, through danger, and then provide a pleasurable release, the margin of change is larger."
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# That sounds like a donkey punch if ever I've heard one.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hello, yes, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I'll somthing knowledge?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Say it fast enough and it's "I'll share my knowledge"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Wormulus territory.
He only gets away with it because he's posh totty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Nothing you need worry your pretty little head about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *frowns*
*realises you called me pretty*
*smiles*
*realises how condecending that is*
*frowns again*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Coochie-coochie-coo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Bird bath?
I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# It's a font you knobber!
Ning sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ning


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I think I get it
its a font right?
edit: puffins are never needless
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Too true Twig! Too true!


(with thanks to Rappola)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# is that Ramsay?
needs more swearing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Aye,
it is Ramsey chasing a puffin :F
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Font
of all human knowledge.

Except for what works...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Penelope Keith Chegwin
(whatwasithinking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Gaaah!
But a slightly better Channel 5 moment.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha, I watched that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# You wanted to see his cock!!LOL!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I want to see everyone's cock, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Well of course!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# All of the ladies too.
Ladycocks, blokycocks, all the cocks are belong to me. At least viewing rights, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Shuttlecocks?
A little bit of badminton action??
Badminton!! horsecock too?

/yet again too far
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I've seen horsecock....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# So have I
But horses don't wear pance!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Not YET.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha
www.b3ta.com/board/9267131
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# say what you like
he's got some cracking tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# MIND PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# JERRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *anderson shelter*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Paper bag job I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Also, why is s/he being attacked by a giant crab?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# CUNT HER IN THE FUCK, BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# They're magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Counting down to dixynakedness?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Sorry, I accidentally hit the "1" key when posting..
You know you don't have to wait for a countdown to see me naked, pumps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *does the dance of joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# See, now there's more of me to look at :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Seriously, you mustn't tease me like this
my vagina will explode and then you'll have to wheel me around London in May because I won't have any legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oooh no, don't have an explody fanny - what would you do with your lovely shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Make you wear them to teach you a lesson
*size 5-6*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I would need to stitch 2 shoes together to fit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *hyperventilates* don't cut up my shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Or you could stitch all your shoes together and make one massive shoe for your tattered lower torso
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# but....but..... my shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# meh, shoes are overrated.
Mine just sit there on the shelf and refuse to do any housework
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# The older I get
the more I turn into one of those women that gets really excited by shoes. I'm so annoyed with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I get excited about trainers
When I am in the states, it's a nightmare because they are all so cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# *nods* I want more trainers
my vans are killing my heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *refuses to make a joke about wearing delivery vehicles on your feet*
I heart New Balance, they look gorgeous and are comfy as slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Right, noted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ive just noticed she has cracking tits
shame about the vulture face
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# aaarthat hat... it means that the source was.... nooo... AAARRRGGHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Your user name is very fitting.
Much like that dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I need that dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# You'd look smashing in it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# :D
why thank you. I've got a smashing blouse on today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I don't doubt it
Somehow I can't imagine you wearing shit clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oh I've got some ill-advised pieces.
Well, people SAY they are. They can get to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# pah, what do they know.
I once listened to someone and actually went into town wearing a beret. A fucking beret. It wasn't a raspberry one either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# You in a beret?
My brain won't even allow me to imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Thanks fuck for small mercies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I can imagine you in a trilby
you look quite dashing, it must be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hmmm. Trilby, you say.
*notes for future fashion investigations*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Yes. I'd approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# ?
img.alibaba.com/photo/51250273/Color_Point_Fedora_Trilby.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :D trust you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I think that's possbly the gayest Trilby I could find :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# only to be worn with lame hotpants and rollerskates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# What about a matching scarf and Dame Edna glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# haha
I'm loving your work. And as a reward for your efforts I am going to roast this. You lucky thing you.



clickity for the bigness


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# TITTIES!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Terrific :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Is that a ghost at the back?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :) Tough compo...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# i know
its bad... :(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# boldly
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *shoves and runs away giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Why you...
*Attempts to give chase but fails due to bad foot*
*stands and shakes fist*
*reaches into manpurse and pulls out jaffacakes*
mmmmmmmm these look DELICOUS
*pretends to eat*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Hmm? Jaffacakes you say?
*winds around legs* hello dearest...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hello schweetie
*eats top one cos its a bit broken and gives you second one down*

nomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# It's FRIDAY
which I'm reliably informed happens in der Vaterland also. Are you suitably happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Aye, I yam - I'm on holiday next week in Rome \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# You lucky boy!
Bring me back a Monica Belucci please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *googles*
I'll see what I can do
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *snorts merrily and gets the chains ready*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Draughty skirt?
'ning Cap'n and Dixie too!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ning Geoffles
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Yes, since you mention it.
Ningles Geoffypoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahhahahahahhahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Spangelispang (and a click)
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha :D

*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *tuts*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ha
*casually spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *casually cries out in pain*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *casually shoves rag deep into op's gob to shut the noise up*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *casually plans hideous revengings*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# hahahah
have some shatmus nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# it's like a Turkish bath on that flight deck

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# OH my God!
Spangy spangy spangy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Might I roast this?

(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# That took me faaaaaaar too long.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Spangtastic
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# gah
hahaha I knew it was coming somehow but it took me a while to remeber the speech!
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ah!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# 1st compo entry for fonts that I actually like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# what kirk really does on his console....

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha
I hate the trek, but I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha, ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# thankily!
another one to tick off the 'to-do' list!
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# That end frame is rather special
I hope you're ashamed about the joke though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# heavily ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# 8D
The face at the end makes this.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Transform!
Wingdings 3
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Does he transform into the paper clip?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# fail
if he does I will smash his little face in
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I read that in Bernie Winters' voice
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# fucking YES
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# looks like a map of the St helier oneway sytem in jersey....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# jesus yes!
this compo has turned out some amazingly creative stuff (not from me)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Happy Friday, I'll be seeing you this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# awesome
you are teh woo
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# You will?
*locks doors*

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# fucking hell, that's a bit too good!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# But I don't like Eminem!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Great work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Woo!
love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Gourmet cat is ruthless in his quest for fresher and fresher roly-poly custard
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# BIRDS (doo doo doo)
DON'T COME EASY TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hahahahah! brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# custard is not nice
I dislike it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# perhaps you should switch to creme anglais then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I'll switch you to creme anglais
you cheeky scamp!
/my grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I would like to see more of gourmet cat
:D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# who knows where he might turn up next
in his pursuit of custardy excellence
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# heh
Master Chef!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Not the younglings!
they're just starting out in life!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha! Marvellous!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha XD
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahah! oh dear lord.... it's a spangin' time!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# this is nicely done
woo sir!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# "I like this"

'its very good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# lazyris
i non't have photoshop
(MrFriend is not your friend, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# More BBC casual racism

DE-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahah!
*Waits for the DailyFail crew to jump on the story to get the guy fired.*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# If it's good enough for Carol Thatcher...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I really cannot stand that woman. *imagines her head on a pike outside the tower of london*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I wonder what her mother's like
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# senile and smells of piss
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I meant in the sack
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# like a prune-ified corpse. In fact, I really don't want to imagine it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# don't tell him Pike!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# i have a mate who is white who looks like a monkey
but i guess thats ok
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Silly
You can't be racist against white people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# yeh those cracker
honkeys.

Had to look those terms up you know

found this too Racism
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# linky to teh footage?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I do that all the time!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# yes, but that's because you're a filthy racist
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Not just racsim, though.
Any type of person, you bender!
Oops! See what I mean?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# dirty racist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# There is a 1.3% difference
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# OOhhhh boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *Launches Intercontinental Spanging Missle*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Has he jumped into the body of a similar jeep
that has been the victim of racial bullying? But needs to stop the Jeep from exacting violent revenge on his tormentors to go on to cure cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Good
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# lovely stuff fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


Slightly larger version

Yes yes congrats on the new redex images everyone...
*curses imageshack*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# sorry but


/edit: the larger version is quite egg cellent!
/edit edit: whoop, there it is!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I miss redexes
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hmmm, how ironic that I have to use this on myself first :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# yay!
knew this would come in useful
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I have one framed in my living room

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Special delivery
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# old school
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# this is excellent
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Hahah, actual lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I wish we had a video...
Then I could watch the RedX in the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Who ripped that piece of paper in half?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# a bigger redex?
EDIT: Brill. Was that from Natures Greatest Events?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# indeed t'was
thoroughly excellent series that it is
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# That was by far the best one that
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Haha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Meanwhile...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# aims rifle at Ninj..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
PLAYA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Gaaaaah!
I see your deliberate mistake:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ninj, what does the black text say, I can't read it properly on this screen?
edit: ah 'tis a repeat

woo for the pick, and have a good SSSPPPAAANNNGGG too!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# TEXT LACIST!!!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I'm sick of black text coming here and stealing all our fonts.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# They've moved into our compos now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Shoot!!
I missed that, soz folks...:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *shuns*
We've all done it:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Ooh...
...bless you for that! :D *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I CAN'T STOP SPITTING OUT CARDS


New internet toy
(__, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *presses esc*
*identity frauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# where did it go in?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# blimey, that took fecking ages to load....
*reports to the authorities for manufacturing NI cards*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Shit me.. nearly 600k...
I may have to link, or wait til someone makes me a smaller version.
(__, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# best to link it then
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Dude, you're such a card

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ARGH
(__, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Seeing as you're a well-balanced chap, I'm going to follow you on tumblr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
God I can't remeber how long ago I lost my NI card!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# This
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I think it must have been some point in the 90's for me I think.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Very good indeed!
You are Nick frost AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# weren't you a doctor who?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Gourmet cat likes his roly-poly custard hot and freshly killed

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
This yam all the lullys!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# "Come here you fucking delicious custard"
I've got no inspiration today plus it's friday and I don't know what to do this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# start with then end and work backwards
... who do you want to wake up next to tomorrow morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I would say a horse's head
But that would involve pissing off the mafia and I don't know any mafia types
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I may venture out to a pub/club
First time in around 4 years though :O

Even then I cant have any alcohol and all my previous experiences with clubbing have involved copious amounts of alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# !
well then - make sure you go with friends and make sure you have a good time... take a few risks, wear a kilt!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# What are these "friends" you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# they're similar to board friends but they have physical form
and make noises to communicate rather than - you know - text
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# some of them have really great T Shirts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I had some of them once!
Lost 1/2 of them when I went a little crazy and the other 1/2 to online gaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# This is part true
I did lose some of my friends to online gaming, others moved away after they finished university and I lost touch with some more following a serious car accident when I was pretty much housebound for 18 months

But none of you really wanted to know that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# well - calculate the ratio of distance to likelyhood to come out
and slect friends on that basis... it's never too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# go naked
you'll make some
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahhahahahah, awesomeness!
hot custard on jam rolypoly FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# custad is the only thing which turns my stomach
hate the stuff - urgh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# loveliness!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# "Oi look at me beagle burger!"

sauce
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha this definitely needs more sauce
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# min TJ as, if he's not lurking, TGA's not about to moan.
Yays. The London Bash has just broken the70 mark!
If TGA is lurking. Quick! Look over there! Puppies!

EDIT: Also *glees*

burger cat!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Crikey!

It's still uncertain if I can get the time off by then, but it looks awesome

/edit: Burger Cat has made a doo-doo on your burger!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Pull a sicky.
Say you've come down with a bad case of being in London.:P

EDIT: Burger cat looks like he got a little over excited!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I'm mostly self-employed ;)
Plus, it's around my girlfriends' birthday. She may choose to celebrate it in a whole different country altogether. Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Just tell your gay.
That'll get ya off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha!

Done!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# that look slike it might be fun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# It's mostly smash potato and darning socks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# oh
... well then... I've just remembered that I have something else I need to be... erm... and it's in... erm...

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# It broke the 70 mark a while ago
do keep up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Only a few days ago I think
Look! Puppies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahah! Christ, he really looks creep in that....
I am really, REALLY hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# brilliant :D
also - I'm learning about space time, it's fun to learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I say learning... I'm reading something on wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# This is modern learning.
In fact, I wrote the wikipedia article you are reading only moments ago, by cobbling it together from various physicist's twitter feeds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Royal Woo

"One is hungry for Beagleburgers"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Holy crivvens on black pudding, KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# The only way to have your holy crivvins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# you know what, I could really go for Fried toast, eggs, thick farmhouse bacon, fried black pud, huge field mushrooms
baked beans, and a couple of sausages
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# that's almost a meal in itself
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I had that as a smoothie this morning:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# treason!
actuall that reminds me: do Beefeater restaurants still exist? They were a temple of haute cuisine and fine dining, weren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I think there's a couple still about.
Yeah fine dining the like we haven't seen since the Bernie Inn.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# wow. who'd have thought...
I need photographic proof and a receipt.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# apparently, there are still a few Wimpy bars about...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Yeah
There still one in Dalston in Hackney and I know of another in Shadwell.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I had to explain what a Bernie Inn was the other day
after Holly said it on Red Dwarf...my, how sci-fi ages badly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# One is hungry for DNA outside the Royal genepool.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# needs more onion
and maybe a slice of tomato.
hang on: this is Beagle King isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Yes I agree needs more onion and tomato
I ponder whether I can be arsed or not ;)

haha Beagle King that true smokey flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# ha!
that sounds like a photoshop challenge. time starts....now?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# tomato YES!
it's looking mighty tasty now :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I'm looking, I'm looking!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# no battenburg
its not real
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# The power of advertising
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I thought we weren't going to mention her again?

De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# ha ha ha!
just when you think you've heard them all
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# yeah, it's funny because she's lost all her hair. Arf arf arf arf arf.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# *insensitive bastard high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Blimey
Subtle and sick!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Stop!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Is!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I was going for "Hammer time!"
but not bad
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# The closest thing to crazy I have ever been
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# you should try drinking furniture polish
and cough medicine*







*don't
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# cough medicine ftw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Well
I'm not actually Katie Meula, so I'll give it a miss thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# WANK HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
#
if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# This means nothing to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# postscript for win please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Please show me to the funny here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# eggs come out of chicken's bums!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ROR!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# chickens are made from an egg's white
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# This yam science!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Calm down dear
it's only an advert
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] weeeeeeeeeeeeeeasel
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# That's stotally stellar dude!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# lots?
or bits?
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# STOATS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Yep, I'm lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hehehe look at his wee face ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# ahhh, little guy looks so happy
shoot it out of the skys!!!
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# weaselly
the best thing I've seen so far today
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# thanks a lot
that's the last time I show you my arse...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# you have an arse like a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# if I've been drinking
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# "That's no stoat, it's a weasle! "
"It's too big to be a weasle...."


woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Dagnammit!
McVities have said no to Jaffa Cake doughnuts due to the whole frying/baking issue.

Bah!

*hurries a cry for help in to the newsletter*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# get in touch with Mr Kipling and see if they will do a non-jaffacake branded version
that might get McVities to rethink their position...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahaahhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *requires a Harry Hill's TV Burp thing*
who would win in a cake-off? Mr McVitie, or Mr Kipling?

FOOD FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# doughnuts are probabgly subject to a different tax bracket
tight biscuit bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# maybe
it would be hard to market McVities Jaffa 'Nuts

www.londonslang.com/db/j/
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
He laughed not me mr mediorce! 'onest guvna!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Who's mr mediorce?

I only know a mr medicore
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Shuudup
Did it look like I was talking to you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahahahahha, dear oh dear.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Itsh niiiice.
Mornin!'

Oh - and - This might be of interest, just in case you've not seen it... (Especially Coast of Yemen)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# theiving tinker bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# That is shockingly bad !
No nod or mention at all.. someone best get a message to the creator.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# what a bunch of arseclowns....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# let's riot
or go one strike or something... I'm too drunk to do any real work anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *riots like it's 1999*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *grabs burning torch*
LETS COCK THEIR CUNTS IN !!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :D
where's Grunty - I'd like to know how the IMAX was
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# the new album...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# *spangs*
deary me! I'm telling your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Love track 2 and 4 best - "But the bus never comes" & "For the Doctor"
Great stuff Bilbo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I'd agree about track 2
but don't you think the Bonus Hidden track - "For 12 minutes" has a certain unforgettable groove?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# No, sorry...
...Tom just SHOULDN'T do Drum & Bass!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hehe nice one

Is that the original font?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# what original font?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I noticed you might have used the original letters from the album
to form the words 'for no one'.

never mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# what album?
I just made it up from scratch!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Ahhhhh

I only noticed the scratches on the O and M of TOM ran across both letters, and they were the same as the scratches on the white letters. Well, as I said, never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# the font you used...probably
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# HA HA HA
this is brilliant...

WOO YAY sir -- WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Oh dear
*polishes spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Have you heard his earlier album?
For a Number 9 Bus..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# heheh
www.b3ta.com/board/9266851
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Any iphone developers out there?
Check out a little iPhone App I'm developing. With the aid of a capable iPhone developer, it WILL happen!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Can you make an iLoveHorses app please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
#
one already exists
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
#


Nice horse droopy tail penis btw
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Icod
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# sod
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# pick it
lick it
flick it
kick it
woo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

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