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Originally an ad for a phone I saw at the bus stop

Hells teeth! Is this big?

I'll resize it if needs be. Canna be arsed if it's not critical...

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)

No it's ok - That Redex is just the right size!

EDIT: I see it now

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)

Pffft!

(That's better)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)

Hahaha!

Christ! That took me a minute...

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)

banana man chin!

damn thats exreme!
failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-extreme-fail.jpg lol extreme spelling mistake :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)

Oh deary me

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)

It has been some time....

Bindun?

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)

I am ashamed to say

I remember two Pippas off Home And Away :(

Woo, btw!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)

i haven't watched home and away in about... shit that's a long time

pippa was the labrador, right?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)

more of a red setter

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)

oh! i might be confusing home and away with neighbours

though i think the neighbours dog was a golden retriever

[brain matches pattern- starts singing super furry animals songs]

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)

BOUNCER!

(Pippa was the very sensible multi-fostering ginger in Home & Away.)

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)

yes!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

I liked the first one

I never trusted the blond one who replaced her. No one said any thing. It was clearly a different woman.

I still weep some nights.

=)

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)

yaya!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)

Never swim and smoke....

...The sharks love a nice fag!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)

can't remember the last time i saw one with "UK DUTY PAID" written on it around here...

all the ones in the shops are covered in dust!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)

Pearoasters are babykillers

(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)

Nice

"Into a preheated oven at 180 for 20 minutes a pound. Will feed a family of four"

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)

^ Would...

Does she Cook Socks as well?

EDIT: Im knackered now - see you all tomorrow!

- Click my Burger to see my Cock before I put it away for the night

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)

cooking time with anne geddes

eating juicy baby heads
look! this one's dressed just like a flower
gas mark six for half an hour

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)

Hello Johnny!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)

I wish my sponges were as moist as Fanny's

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)

i love fanny

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boff FL OZ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)

people used to pea roast all the time

but saying that... it wasn't as good as it is now allot of the time in some peoples view.

edit : I am off

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)

Nothing is as good as it used to be

anywhere ever

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)

An electric cooker?

Oh please....

4

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)

you want an induction hob, they are fantastic, faster and better then electric or gas

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)

No, sorry, my very dear fellow,

Gas is the Win, and will always be.

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Edit: I'm answering here, 'cos I'm out of posts - induction is pants. It varies, and therefore is no basis for controlling heat to your cooking.
It's gas, mate, and will never cease to be.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)

Induction, is far far quicker then gas. I've cooked on all 3 and induction wins

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)

Very much this

Edit: show us yer cock

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)

WHOOP WHOOP COCK TIME IMMINENT

also: yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)

I've made do with them for the last year, living in flats with no gas.

A bit slower to respond but they're not that bad.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)

does she do a good camberwell carrot?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)

anne geddes can suck my black horse cock

pretentious fucking slut

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)

Can you tell what it is yet?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)

heehee

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)

Very early image ...

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)

Surely

Must'ave'been'done?

It was a good exercise in the healing brush tool though, even if i did screw up some of the edges.

[ninja edit- you're so right Tagnut. I missed a trick there]

(Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)

Chortle.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)

Hehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)

Sexual healing brush is gaye

but this is rather woo

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boff FL OZ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)

So what tool

should i be using instead then?

(Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)

A much easier excersise

is to get a photo of an empty balcony and paste the crowd into it later.
Not better, just quick and easy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)

i was joking

marvin gaye = sexual healing

oh ffs i give up

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boff FL OZ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)

give up

your annoying everyone

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boff FL OZ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)

Titter.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)

nicely :)

just a shame we're not

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)

ARF!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)

hahahaha!Aceness

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)

i just did a geeky snorting laugh at this

i'm so cool

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)

Should have left Harry in the bottom one, seeing as he's not of Royal descent.

Allegedly.

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)

That's so awesome

I've blagged your idea, but with credit though!
Hope that's ok!

(Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)

Pfffft.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)

splendid!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)

God Shave The Queen!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)

ARF!

Exercise successful, I aim to be this good, chap.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)

Breaking News Typo!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7959283.stm

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)

fuck Ofcom!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)

What?

Up the arse?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)

till they prolapse every organ

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)

Ha ha I see you've added the word "for" in the headline!

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Rico, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)

the only time i ever doubt my career choice is when i see a digger driver

i reckon that's the best job in the entire world

edit: thank you all!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

Nice pic...

Now take it home and put in on your fridge door.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

MY DIGER

BY SPASEFISH AGE 700000

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

i see that bitch is on facebook now!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

Is it wrong that the b3ta pics I like most are fridge door material?

No.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)

I used to love playing with the little sand-digger thing at my local park as a kid.

I assume the job is more or less like that.
Lovely drawing

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

Are you Luke and are you five?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

that is ace :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)

I might apply :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)

chortle

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)

YAY

I love this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)

That's lovely

and all of you who diss the lovely JCB song have stone hearts.
So nyer.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)

i'm still upset that it wasn't the christmas number 1

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)

That *is* the best job in the world, no question.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)

Your sig begs me to ask

Are you an old fart too?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)

Yep, I sure am!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)

Meanwhile, in high orbit over the Florida peninsula (which resembles a cock)...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

this happens more than you'd imagine

NASA don't want you to know the truth

WOO

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

That's right.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

if the sheeple discover there's fuck all out there

their budget is hosed!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)

not lettuce then?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

I'm exploring using different kinds of veggies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)

tut tut

...in public....you george michael you:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

HAHAHAHA! YES.

Carroteeth and tomatoeyes are a winning healthy combination

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

evil raised its ugly head

and wanked banana cream onto the masses

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

holy fuck, I just looking about for prices for that tele lens for my camera

highest £159, lowest £105. My eyes popped out when I saw that £159, the bastards

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)

owch

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

that was Jessops, the cunts

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

Hmmm

I think you should either do it, or keep it in your pocket for a nice SLR tele (you'll need plenty more than that (about three to four times), but the quality is incomparable).

/edit: but it is quite a bastard trick, tryin to sell something for 159 when it's available elsewhere for 105. Looking around is really rewarding!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

SLR is a long way off, I will get the lens, just not from there

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

Good.

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)

another trick is selling objects with "FAMOUS BRAND NAME" on it

for 2 or more times the price of "GENERIC OBJECT" at random chinese website

which is fun :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)

I would really really really like a sports coat with FAMOUS BRAND NAME on it

Or a hat. Or maybe some trainers. Yep.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)

can get you three time cheaper from chaaaina!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)

Sproot wors.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)

I dont understand what is going on you crazy dutch bastard, but I like it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

He brain headwrong oh no.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

Good enough for me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)

Hahaha! I even did the click thing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

Much appreciated. But I never seem to end up on the popular page anyway.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You fucking loon!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

I would move there

and stand in the street with my mouth open in the hope that I catch one of the fallen pieces.
Probably.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

I have a horrible feeling they'll overcook in reentry

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

Perfect

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

Overcooked sprouts are vile.

Done right, they're delicious

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)

Crunchy or GTFO

still deosn't know what GTFO means

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)

get the fuck out I think

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)

But that's too obvious!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)

I prefer them raw

like most green leafy things.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)

this is what happened to the plants they grew on the space station

fact

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

arf

...looks nothing like my cock...look....:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)

Look, it has a little mediocre tattoo and all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

*goes and gets melinbolton tattoo for said penis*

*shows it off*

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)

top tip

dont type 'florida cock' into google

it will destroy your bandwidth

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boff FL OZ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)

Should have Brussels in the background.

But then Brussels isn't shaped like a cock

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)

Just full of them!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

May the sprouts be with you!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)

lulz

nice tagging too :P
*clicks*

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)

that's no sprout!

excellent

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

will nothing saves us from the sprouts?

wooingly so!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)

You've got funds.

(recyche addict, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

You've never had sex have you?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)

LOLWUT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)

I'm confused. This picture only half-loads.

IM CUNFEWSD.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)

It is clevah

He is well clevah

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

there is probably a penis involved

edit : transparency on a jpg... I didn't know that was possible. I am impressed

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)

It's a redex on a jpg for me

most of the time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)

PUT A DONK ON IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)

Ideal roasting opportunity

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)

Yep, and I'm not bloody paying you any of them, ta

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)

If you're Chavvy and you know it she's a God...

(iamgoingtohell, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

and youve just ruined a childhood fantasy

thanks.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

THIS CONFUSES AND AROUSES ME

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

Paper bag her.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

~~Paper~~ Plastic

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

~~Plastic~~ Garroting wire

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

WELCOME

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

TO THE CONCEPT

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

OF STUMP FUCKING.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)

JUMP FUCK

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)

sealed plastic bag with lead weignts

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

~~Paper Plastic~~ Body

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

~~Paper Plastic Body~~ Goody

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

~~plastic~~ body

EDIT: FUCKSOCKS to slow

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

does mindpiss still apply 12 minutes apart ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

I said I was sorry...

Well ok, I didn't but I did realise that I am too slow to catch a Cunty-Mint"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

that's not a very nice thing to call KSS

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

that's right

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

~~not~~

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

:'(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)

that's pretty damn slow

cunty mints travel at 0.0028 mph as memory serves ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

0.0027 now!

* Global Warming

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)

Haven't I seen this yesterday?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

if you're chavvy and you know it she's a god *clap clap*
if you're chavvy and you know it she's a god *clap clap*
if you're chavvy and you know it your behind is prob'ly showin
if you're chavvy and you know it... die of cancer
*clap clap*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

8¬{

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)

boobs and rib boobs

you do know that someone is going to print that out and put it on the gates of her house.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

booooooooooooooooooobs

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

and rib boobs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

She was the Princess Diana from the wrong side of the tracks

~Steven Fry

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)

who should be utterly ashamed of himself

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

hullo ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

OMG RACIST!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

HAHA

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

thanks for you kind "HAHA"

sir :D

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)

OMG RACIST!

I laughed, I like this

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

OMG RACIST!

_{_{_{Edit :D}}}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

OMG YUM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

LACIST!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)

yum :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)

OMG RACIALLY INACCURATE FINGERS

and old lady ingesting a sawn-off willy

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

hahaha

nice

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

haha-i've had her

for illustration purposes only....*coughs*:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

introducing..........Fred Astarr

*just about*:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

This gets a click

because of the insane expression, and because of the leg kick.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

very nice hat action.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)

^ That git once ate my Hamster!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

Yay!

Click for bigger (201 kb)

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

howls

luv this one:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

aaaahhhhahhhahah.

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)

FUCK YEAH

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)

Haha!

I was hoping you'd post that

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)

DOG-SHAPED COCK RAPE

This is the best thing I have seen today and it wins some kind of award in my little world

(

Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)

i fucking love this

fucking fucking fucking love love love!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)

HEY HEY, MY MY

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)

teh fear

and teh chuckles:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)

He ate my tap shoes !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)

were you hiding hamsters in them?

then you only have yourself to blame:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)

"who goes there?" #2

of the two, i prefer this one, it was originally the other way up, i think this might be better though.
god i dunno.

'ning

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

cool :)

(what is it tho? is it art?)

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

meant to be muscle

doing a little imaginary commission to illustrate "the thing" or the book of it anyway, (although i've not actually read it yet, i wil before i do any more of these though).

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

Ooh I like this!

It's pencils, right?
Edit: Christ I don't know, I keep seeing it as different things! :O

Edit: Ahhh! I see! It's skin being pulled back, revealing muscle underneath!

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

shuttle cocks on string

edit: its a muscle. i was closest. pencils lol. what a noob.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

Hahaha piss off I got it eventually

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

that is nice :)

Cunt companies, you can't get a demo of CAD in this country

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

Ooooh!

I like that..... Is there a embiggened version?

*clicks in the interim*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

yup

Click for bigger (46 kb)

edit: well a bit bigger

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

Oooh, Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

I like that

and I liked the earlier one too with the mouth.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)

ta :) might make a little series of them

possibly make the originals a little larger though, it got a big fiddly on a5

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

I don't know what it is

but I like it

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)

Yea... but...

~~Does it tile~~
~~Can it be milked~~
~~Do you get chips with that~~
~~Why is it always raining...~~
Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)

i watched a wierd show last nite, thought i'd share

(

Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)

How did you get in my bathroom?

(

Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)

my guess, through that hole in the bath

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

The one for mashing the poo down?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)

No, that one is blocked with tomato skins and pumpkin seeds

It must be the one with a periscope sticking out

(

Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)

O_O

edit: also, why is there a zombie jade in this show?

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)

Woo..

Is that one of this on the chair?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)

lol

Pretty Close... heh

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)

Did the show by any chance have this themetune?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdw2iBUBGPM

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

the Japanese version

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

The butler gets it !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

shazbut

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)

Nanu nanu

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)

he was a shit hoover

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)

TUBBY TOAST! TUBBY TOAST!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)

took you long enough

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

FUCK THE WHAT?!?!?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)

Meh! If I hadn't someone else would have.

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

Oh shit, you've sprung a leak

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

The downside of removing a Prince Albert.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)

Priceless Antiques Roadshow

Click for bigger (23 kb)

(Oscar, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)

Is that

The Mona Beeyatch innit??
On a second glance......WOULD.

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

Just what are you trying to pull on this poor online community eh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

haha, nicely done!

/and congrats on your first post here :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

this however, is not

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

That one

Not so much

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

Top shop

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)

l33t photoshopping skillz innit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)

Agreed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

that'll do for me....

have a banana:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

*slips and trips*

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

Ummm

A pedo's pron page that one

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

That is soooooooo fucking creepy

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

Ghaaaaaaaa . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)

Stunning!

...showing my age :)

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

what happened to aliens 1,2,3 and 4

did you eat them?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

needs more Kate Humble and her big hands

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)

A true artist !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

damn

my wrist hurts after all that.

(Oscar, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)

It is a bit sexy, yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

Lurk less post more, this is rather good.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)

all my images have disapeared

from my profile.

(Oscar, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)

But you've only posted thrice!

Did you lose an account or sump'n?

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

Dunno

went away and all my post dissipated, weird.

(Oscar, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)

Frank Gallagher?

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

da-vinci

rushed

(Oscar, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

I just came across this

Not a shop. A God's honest ruth real movie.

It made me chukle....

(regthing Scouting for boys, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

NEE-NER NEE-NER

Here comes the board police

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

*sets up rope cordon to hold back the angry mob*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

HELLO HELLO HELLO

WHAT HAVE WE HERE THEN?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

# fuck the board police #

(repeat)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

Help the police...

help, help, help the police.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

classic :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

Haha

I wondered if you'd know what I was talking about.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

Adam Buxton's greatest

work. :)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

indeed

It's NWA day !!!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

Hahaha that's special

I also like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6D5xpCgETk

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

hahaha, that is wonderful

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

Bloody brilliant

Adam & Joe had some moments of comic genius.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

whoop whoop, that's the sound of da police!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

Just how board are the police?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

Even I get boarded sometimes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)

I got boared once, that stung.

Got a tusk in the kidneys.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)

Stop trying to sex the warthogs then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

Is he known for doing that then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

Look, we've all seen the pictures

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)

Without warthogs, I am nothing.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)

I will as soon as they stop their provocative mud-wallowing.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)

They do get so tempting at times

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

WHOOP WHOOP

that's the sound of da police!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)

you came across a movie called jism?

makes sense i suppose...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

*deflating sound*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

Yes!

I was spell checking "Jist" (google "define: jist") and in at number two was
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jism_(film)

(regthing Scouting for boys, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

that sounds like an epic indian film

the synopsis is O_O

oh, I see "The plot of the movie is loosely based on the Body Heat starring Kathleen Turner and William Hurt."

:D

meanwhile, in pakistan

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)

The film is monotonous at the start as the picture quality was not perfect, but then lept up from dry to dazzling later. The film content is spicy and sensational. It is a love triangle with juicy bits and bobs to keep you delighted.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)

but,

The story basically runs around Zeeshan (Shamyl Khan) who is boy. His friend who is leads a none cultural life has a influence on him. Zeeshan falls in love with a pretty girl, then later he has news that his uncle is near to death. He rushes home to find out that his last request was to marry his daughter Kieren (who he does not love), he promises to marry in panic despite not loving her. After his uncle's death he denies to marry Kieren, but his mum convinces him, not knowing what an impact this act will cause.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

It's funny because kieren is dutch slang for fucking

This film is obviously 'teh gay'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)

met a chap called kieren once

He talked out of his arse a lot.

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)

This is the world explained in one sub-thread

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

This is what I'm thinking

(which is something Kieren said)

(a lot)

(no really A LOT)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)

You're shit.

So I'm putting this here, because I only did one third of it.

(

Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

I suspect she's about to get it

IN THE FACE

or similar

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

TWICE!

if we're lucky

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

*SPURT**SPURT*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

You are 'avin a larf??

Gonna check this one

[edit]. Just checked and this is actually a film. Albeit a probably shitty Euro flick.

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

*applauds*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

the funniest thing he has ever and will ever do

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

I am topless

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)

indeed you are

*spluffs*

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

What a coincidence!

I am wearing no pance.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

do not collect £200.00

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)

Welcome to 2003

Do the Last Mimzy next!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

yes, it's Hindi for "Body", you dumb fuck

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)

Sorry, mate - You can't park that here....

slightly bigger.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

Definite Vogon vibe :D

In other news, sob. Three pics on the popular page and not one made the FP.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

Ah well, such is the way.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

technically, you just jinxed every one of them by mentioning the fp

but the recursive panda gets special dispensation for being a recursive panda

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)

Ah, the next step in the evolution of bins.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

Now, if only Islington would actually provide bins...

/council tax blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

Council tax comes as a real shock when you leave uni.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

what comes as a real shock is when they actually provide services

what comes as an utter agravation when your entire council tax is effectively spent in two weeks due to vandalising twats*

*now my former garage is borded up, and beyond their capacity for vandalism (not the brightest) they have taken their revenge on another door, this will continue until the garages are all vacant and the council says "fuck it" and just demolishes the lot

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

I can't recall that far back,

But I sure as shit wouldn't have opted to live in bloody Islington.*

*nearly the highest CT rate in London, damn them.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

Probably not so bad up here in the provinces.

Still painful though

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

Corr!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

Tarr!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

Noice!

Reminds me of Spore. Only I ever did was trying to make every building, creature and space ship resemble a cock.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

Hahaha!

Sounds like great entertainment, though...

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

I created a beautiful mediocre world

MuhahahakekekekeKEKEKEKEKEKE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

COR! That's a beauty! Have a click.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

Thank 'ee!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

yay

super
I found some frames from my stop motion shark i made a few years back.

edit : closest I have come to a ufo

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Where's the rope ladder, you freeeaaak?

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

it is that metal cube on the green man

edit : shark bites the rope ladder

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

This is brilliant!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

thankyou

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

I too . . . am a fan of cool !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

In that case . . . may I get a lift ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Four Shillings gets you to Rigel

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

In that case . . . Bin Me Up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

Did I mention the tax?

That's extra...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)

In that case . . . put it on my bill . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)

*adds a gazillion shillings to bill*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)

that looks damn awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

OMG UR D ILLMINATI

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

I'm terribly sorry,

I don't speak text.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

that's perfectly fine old chap

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

that is now my wallpaper :D

super lovely :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

Thank you, Sir -

Let me know if a larger version is required, yes?
*fires up The Beast...*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

Very nice.

Indeedy.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

Cheers, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

a w e s o m e

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)

t h a n k y o u !

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)

oooh, this is a nice thing

very good tarnished and battered effect on the metel there.
:D

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

Most kind, ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)

very brilliant

top work

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boff FL OZ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)

Thanks, Monsieur Boff!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)

It's true you know

and it took me far too long to make it.

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)

Hurray, pigmash.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)

My sausages have no pigs in

as they are veggie sausages

AICMFP

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

Oh well

I'll spend another 5 days doing one with broccoli then...!

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

Bloody right you will, equal opportunities and all that

;)

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

~~veggie sausages~~ vegetables in a tube

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

~~tube~~ condom

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

Isn't recycling great.

I'm reliably informed they give them a quick wash first though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

That doesnt happen in sheffield

It all gets burned then powers the schools and hospitals :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

In Tub Girl's bath tub

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Sweetcorn

is recyclable too

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)

They're not even in a tube

just formed in the shape of a sausage.
Pointless really, but that is the way of our foodular conventions I s'pose.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

I actually found a brand of veggie sausages that was rather palatable

well my flatmate did.

usually I eschew such things in favour of tofu but these were pretty good

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)

FUCKING BACON YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

*gives hard stare*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

I love this guy :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)

She's a she...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

I LIKE HIM! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

Well, she may bite you, in that case.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

HE CAN BITE ME ALL NIGHT LONG :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

She's having a orientation-related trauma now...

See what you've done?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)

I think it'll be more real like if you take out the last frame before it hits the floor

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

I really can't be arsed

But yes, I am aware of my deficiencies.

EDIT: also it might mess up the bounce on the ton weight.

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

Yay to squashed animals!

- Click my Burger to see my Cock

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)

Quit whoring yourself at ever available opportunity. It's not necessary.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

You hypocrit, I've seen you working the docks

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)

I have such a fantastic bust that it'd be silly not to work it.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

That's true.

Thanks for that freebie.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)

Ha ha ha... you love it!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

You should print it out on cards and put it phoneboxes YOU FUCKING WHORE

;)I thought it was bloody great.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

Phoneboxes - What are they?

8¬) Thanks!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

Phoneboxes are places in London where lonely gentlemen go to find details of ladies who allow paid access to their mimsies

I am reliably informed.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

"access to their mimsies" LOL

What has that got to do with my cock?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)

Absolutely nothing at all.

Your greasy sphincter, however...

;)

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

Ooo Thanks....

8¬}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)

Ooooh that's a bit smart

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)

not done much lately

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)

He should have stuck with Windows 98

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)

or batbuntu

or bat os X
or red bat

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)

he could put it in his autoexec.bat

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)

or Robin's tight ass

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)

well yes, he could

he probably does, no-one wears that much pvc and spandex and isn't a bit kinky

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)

i like the way you draw batman

more of him, i say

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spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)

haha

woo! more please.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)

I don't get the last frame :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

please tell me you are joking

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)

He turned into a smelly yellow bat and is trying to fly into the screen?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)

Yes, exactly that.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)

\o/

I actually pissed myself typing that.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

you should see a doctor about that

They might give you a piss bag

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)

I asked for one but the doctor said it would colostomy.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)

he killed the paper clip, with one of his throwing bat stars

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)

A smelly one?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

yes, if they are that colour, he should see a doctor

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)

Those are smoke lines from the broken monitor.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)

A smelly monitor?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)

the broken monitor of DooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOmmmmmMMMMMMmmmMMMmMmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMM

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)

My monitor seems fine to me

/relurks

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I geddit now!

It really looked like he turned into a stinky bat flying at the screen like a moth.
Plus I didn't know that Batman had bat-shaped throwing stars, and it really doesn't look like it's embedded in the screen.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)

I'm so glad somebody else admitted it first.

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)

me too! phew!

i thought it was like him dashing off quickly...

its just.. its not in the screen and there is no crack

now i understand it.. its woosome!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

I declare this, to be ace :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

This is brilliant.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)

superb :)