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# I should probably be doing some work or something
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# do something
sounds like the better option
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
This IS work!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# well it's Friday morning
the boss is away

so I'm the boss

boss says get stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I want to go to a stoning anyway, so I might just pop over and watch you get stoned
;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# JEHOVAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# You do the math?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# If k3b/-\b's around, he'll do it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Fuck work
this is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# sexy young students, im supprised its flacid
and fat american tourists to feed on
japanese with cameras and straps to floss with
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# how do you know my professor?
/guffaw guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# This must be the abridged version . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# THE ONE WITHOUT THE NUTHATCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# *spangs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# beware! this bridge may have structural fatigue! Like my fucking chair that died half an hour ago


Thankfully, my collection of crap broke the fall
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# atleast it didnt explode up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# this is true
I could be like that kid whose chair exploded and lying on the floor of this room bleeding out through a barrymore style arse wound

That's no way to die man :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Sorry, just saw some animation that made me yell this aloud. My dog was a bit disturbed. Lucky my neighbours aren't home :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# The man that broke the broke . . . can't wait to see the trailer . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# "ONE MAN... ONE CHAIR... TWO HALVES"
"EXPLOSIVE" - The Sun

"DYNAMITE" - The Daily Mail

"FREE C4 THIS ISSUE" - Janes Monthly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha!
Bridge awe FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# ahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# haha
reminds me of krumm
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY GOATS?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ._O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# now why didn't I think of that
click
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# It is a shame amphibians are on the brink of extinction
we might have needed them to hold up the great protective barrier known as the overgrown moon weed from passing asteroids
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# COR! Have some clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# haha - i like it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Goodness gracious . . . great balls o' fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# awwwwwwww
 
this is a thing of wonder and beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha. But....
Is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# hahahaha
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# JIMBO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# looks a bit like Chambery
airport

probably not though
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# JIMMMMMMM-BO
This is lovely and a little bit saddening.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# oops
still he looks quite happy
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
God i love JIIIIMBOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] They've been planning this for a million years... this isn't a war, this is an extermination..


Click for bigger (89 kb)
(Teamascott Remember, if it aint funny, it aint worth jack!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# This is better done
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# mmmm amputee fetish
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# THIGHPARTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I shall call her Stumpy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# what a lovely amputee!
looks woo though :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# yo dawg
sup
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# aii
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Forget the jibes
*I* know she has all her limbs and is kneeling in an algae filled pond.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# pea soup :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# mmmmm algae fetish
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# i actually like this
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# :)
ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# More
of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# you may come to regret saying that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Do you worst!
I'm all about teh vectors
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# You and Mofaha are very gifted at doing these.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Dollops !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Nicely!
Some of these would make very gettable tee shirts to be honest; better than half the shite I see on sale In Camden Lock
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# YAY FOR SWAMP WRESTLING!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Queens college mathematical bridge in cambridge

cf220MP

from the wiki:
The Mathematical Bridge is the popular name of a wooden bridge across the River Cam, between two parts of Queens' College, Cambridge. Its official name is simply the Wooden Bridge.

The bridge was designed by William Etheridge, and built by James Essex in 1749. It has been rebuilt on two occasions, in 1866 and in 1905, but has kept the same overall design.

The original "mathematical bridge" was another bridge of the same design, also designed by James Essex, crossing the Cam between Trinity and Trinity Hall, where Garret Hostel bridge now stands.

another new addition: 280MPon the backs of the river looking at the wren library of trinity college, and its bridge
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# burn it
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Troll..bridge!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Does this bridge cause something bad catnippppp?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# This bridge is found to cause maths in 96% of cases.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Nice bridge, dood!
The commentator on the ITV UEFA Cup highlights just said: "He has thundered that into the meat of the wood!"

(about a shot that hit the crossbar)

My jaw is still slack at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I imagine that's not the only reason your jaw's slack.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Well, yeah.
I had to teach myself to dislocate my own jaw in order to accommodate all those enormous horse cocks in my gob.

(Is that the kinda thing you were angling for?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I don't angle for massive cocks.
Mainly just condoms.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Somebody add a shark & a helichopter,
I can't be bothered...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# yo sup dawg
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Make it out of matches
set it on fire and dowse the flames with a water pistol containing cornflour mixed with water

then make an animated gif with a cdc drawn over the water pistol

QUICK, YOUR RUNNING OUT OF TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# maybe its a floating pont arithmetic
?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I won't be the first, i'll bet.


Or the best.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# much better :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# the board seems busy
so itll soon be too far down for people to bother, so you will probably win by default
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I will win because
my rotary wing is HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# YAY! Thread saved.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I'm no Hero.
It was my duty, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# im sorry, ill try and catch someone falling into the river next time and make it easier
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Very kind of you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# wow....
The wikipedia article just destroyed my only interesting fact about this... damn them!

Silly tabs have to make up facts so their bridges are more interesting*

*while I am at Oxford, I dont really hold this view, but its fun to do it to annoy people
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# its interesting to listen to all the punting tours go by and their bullshit
some have their stories matched, but others are vastly different, im sure i herd 1400's and 1700's for the red brick buidling while taking the shots (aswell as oldest building in the world!oneelvenetc)

(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Ah, tourists...
When walking through town in full suits and gowns for matriculation, by about half way there we decided to mob the groups of tourists with cameras to see how they liked it. So glad I chose an obscure*, far away college.

*until our university challenge team marches to victory this summer of course! of which I am a proud member.
*ends gloating*
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# i like this, because it is a nice panorama, and people have posted them before without smartarsed faq refernces.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious thing earth.

true facts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# hop, hop, hop it goes
all over arable land.

cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# they're right dicks, amoebas are
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# they're fucking cunts to the wee blue things
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# needs more camp
and uzi
(just kidding, 'tis lovely)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# love all the little ones
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Life as an amoeba, is so much (some thing, some thing)
from what's up doc, with Andy Crane
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Night, you internet hobos :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# God that's a blast from the past...Yvette Fielding back then gave me a chubby! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I seen to remember a lot from that program
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I'm not sure if that's a monobrow or an eyepatch
But both are proof of viciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# prodigy69 pic = it's a monobrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Ok, Mr Clever Trousers
What about his pirates eh?
He could be a one-eyed amoeba pirate with a monbrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# raaaaaaaaargh !
*tries to look evil*.... *fails miserably*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Erm,,,,,Uzi bear head.


Click for bigger (497 kb)

Im not sure what I was thinking.....ermm....

Drawn, painted on photoshop.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# He looks so gay!!!


Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# i bet his uzi shoots FABULOUS bullets
edit: by the way, i love this
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
Imma gone add it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I love the camp pose
top notch

haha! he can fight my animal headed riot cops!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# dirty buster
and his porn shop
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# .....
Your furry riot cops are going down! camp bear will kill!
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# hurrah for the camp killer bear
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# you are
fantastic !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# *glees* this has made my night :)
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# is he a little tea pot?
nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I'll bet his stairs light up as he descends.
Possibly accompanied by an in-house band.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# There was a korean horror film I saw years ago where a hypnotherapist had some weird light up musical stairs into his office.
And the people would drudge up there to a really slow scale.

It also somewhat sabotaged the scariness of the film when he fell down the stairs incredibly comically later on.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# That does sound rather fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# great lines, that's a wonderful figure
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Website.
Dont forget to check out my website.

itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# hahahaha away and shite
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# ...
???
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# see below re. Bunny
I'm a jaded fucker and never 'visit' anything
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# not if you tell me about it that way, man
you gotta slide the website into my vision from the side while distracting me with a fluffy bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# ....
haha Ill work on it!
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
what a great thing to see before bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
DOIN SWIMS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Quality as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# fine work, sir
(and/or madam as appropriate)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Swim fasterz houzez
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# :>
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I fucking love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Save your selves troubled houses!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# haha brilliant
front 'door' crawl !
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# this should be
happytoats 10000000 frontpage :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I count my blessings for every one
I find it hard enough to get on the popular page these days :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# HA!
Oh you... :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# HAHA YES YES AND YES!!
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# hahaha
this is impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Making amends for omissions


even if the copy is a bit lame, surely the cock is now meeting b3ta regulations, avoiding any treaty issues.

I was particularly proud of the shading and shadows.
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Brown "Sorry" that Damian McBride got caught
Speaking on a visit to Glasgow, he said that it "was a bloody pain in the arse but the little tit would be given a right ticking off"
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
They are all tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# tossy tossers no less
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# They are all the same, no matter what they say or do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Even if they said "I WILL END YOU VOTERS!!!"
And then did a spinning uppercut into a journalist's face so his head flew off in a fireball into the Thames?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Ryu for PM
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# RYU WAS SHIT.
MIKE FOR PRIME MINISTER!

Whenever he was involved in a scandal he could just turn to camera, wave his arms and say "I'm sorry about that." with really bad audio compression artifacts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I love the way that Draper
thought the biggest issue was that someone put it in the press, not that they'd done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# What's this particular news story?
I've almost completely given up following political news given that I hate all human life in its entirety.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# all news is utter bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# You should run for Parliament, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# its like that affair with the "9/11 being a good day to bury embarressing ministry of transport business" affiars with Byers (is that the right name?)
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I can't remember the name of the silly cow who said that.
In other news: WTF? Some program where 'he has cracked the Narnia Code.'
Jesus Titty-fucking-Christ...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Spare account?
Or just deleted shitloads of posts

EDIT: Ahh, the milestone...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# i'm on 14999 so i'm sparing accounting it for a little bit
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Just seen.
Not stalking, honest
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# i'll take your word for it :)
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# it could do with a few dappled highlights
where the sun breaks through the trees
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# aha
i carefully placed said cock in a position where no highlights were required - but 10/10 for attention to detail - and length.
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# BIGGAAR
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# umm
79kb? limit is 100kb now is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# feck off
your just jealous of the rendering - particularly the spunk arc.
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Under 100k
Shopped pic.
Why the fail??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I hope you don't mind if I put this here
only I did it the other day then I didn't think it was worth a new thread etc. but it's still in my head and posting it might get it out ok thanks.

(Tharg, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] flufffffff
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Ahahaahaa!
Yes, I like that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] oh-er.... oo-arrr
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# AARRR!


:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# magic
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell!
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# This anim is always welcome.
I'm hypnotised/immobilised by laffs every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Good heavens.
That's my mum's gynaecologist.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Aaaaar Quim lad!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] More kiddy fun
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# i like his 'tashe ! :)
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it meep meep or beep beep though?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# very nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Haha. Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# 'nam
*DELETED*
as,to be honest, the joke probably isn't good enough to defend using the source images.

(unlike the muppets one someone has entered)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# 2nd frame - nude people
last frame you can still see bits of brain
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# that's fab
(big chief touching cloth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# HAHAHA
yes, yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Sorry, monkeon
I usually like your stuff a lot.

But real photos of napalm victims and shootings and stuff - isn't this a bit much?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# And teh driyva is?
Ron b****y Wordsley!
Harry nevvvvaaaa makes mistakes
(SBCkittencure, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# The competition title
of "disasters" rather limits it to famous pictures of such events.

Erm.. can take it down if it's too much?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# People only get upset
because you can see the faces. A lot of people have died in the photos in the other posts, but you can disconnect from that as there's no-one to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# whereas the little napalm girl is just harrowing :(
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# nah, she's running away
I doubt she'd stop to do some farming under those conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahaha, christ!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I wouldn't be comfortable making such a joke
had I not learned (through b3ta in fact) that she survived and went on to live a full and happy life, working to help children, getting married and becoming a Canadian.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# So's seeing a building where 3,000 people died
being lampooned.
I'm not really having a pop at any of the posts, but I can't see why some are fine and others not. We've got Chernobyl further down and up - many children died in pretty harrowing ways and suffered more than the girl in the photo above. You can't have it all ways.
Actually, you can, but that's beside the point...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Diana posts?
I see where you're getting at, but where does it end?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I'm not saying it should.
I just don't get why some things are a no-no when more disturbing things are fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# urgh
*hides*
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# *seeks*
*finds*
*bums*

I love nonconsensual homosexual sardines :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# hmm
I'd say put an advisory with a link, let people decide for themselves, unless you've really decided you don't like your name being on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# If people found it funny then
I'd keep it, but there's no point in keeping it if it bothers more people than like it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I didn't have time to get around to saving it you fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I thought they were good
shame you deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Another "Someone elses idea"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Has it been roasting yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# No!
Ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I'm sure it must have been
chilly/chili
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Yep.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR
/Chuckle Brothers blog

also spang&arf in equal measure
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# terrorists with kitchenware!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I'll leave mine here then
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# >:(
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Can you think of one I can use?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# It's some sort out weather outside
*picture of said weather*
?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# 'Zactly


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Then no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# so it has come down to this now, stealing
I don't know, they will have up your sedatives at the home
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# People give me ideas and I use them.
And give credit for them.
Maiden suggested "Muggy"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
... wish I had a spang gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Henri Paul's cat

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9368405
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# YEAH, KITTINS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# It's a fully grown cat you penis
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# D :
cat you penis
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Did you see the frog penis earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# do I want to? :o
nope, link if it wont bring me to vomming!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# It was linked, it was a top shop
b3ta.com/board/9368011
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# OO
crikey avast!

you are right, top feckin shop though :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Also guess I can pea this for compo
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Arf!
Have a pea then :D



I don't get the popular page....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# that's lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# fluff indeed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Happy volcano is happy :)
Also I wish I had itv4... crank is on now :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Don't tell anyone I said this, but:
www.tvcatchup.com/ Works brilliantly if you have a reasonable connection.

*Edit* Doh. It's broken at the moment.

ITV stream the channels on their website, so watch it there.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Well I have it on the telly downstairs, but due to the shitness of my laptop.
I can't take it downstairs
That and I need to do work on it and doing more than on thing at once = death!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I should really invest in my own freeview telly box
But I can barely afford food, let alone luxuries like that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Is it good?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# It's fucking hilareous
So bad it's good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# 2 looks fucking shit, but really funny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I'll watch it then.
*turns head slightly to one side so i can watch tv*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# As long as you don't take it seriously, you'll enjoy it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I'll take my brain out now!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# crank is unbelievably bad.
What's worse is that the premise of crank 2 is that he wakes up with an artificial heart that needs him to constantly electrocute himself to keep it going as he does the bad guy's wishes.

Crank is crap but the new one? Give me strength.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
#
watch it here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# but it is crank and shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I don't believe they made a sequel.
Especially when he fell out of a helicopter from about four thousand feet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# THEY STOLE HIS HEART, NOW HE NEEDS ELECTRICITY TO GO WITH THE TERRIBLE ACTING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Given his name is Chev Chelios I'm incredibly tempted to just dub the entire thing in that terrible kebab shop owner character Harry Enfield used to do.
"Allo peeps, I'm gonna faackin die isn't I!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# God damn dirty hippy volcanoes
that lovely :)

would work well as a wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Hot fluff!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# There's a Channel 5 Kids TV Cartoon Series in that...
I can hear the theme tune now:

"Happy Volcano and his father,
When they get excited they are in a lava..."

Probably shouted by Peter Kaye and Jane Horrocks.
(Captain Steamy Fingers His wee is gas, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Disaster at the Russian Blue Kitten's Nuclear Ice Cream Factory


Silly Russian Blue Kittens!
(N.B. I know Chernobyl is in the Ukraine, but I couldn't find any Ukrainian Blue Kittens).
(Captain Steamy Fingers His wee is gas, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Best Before: Next week, but halved
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Well, technically it was in the USSR at that time, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# BACK IN THE USSR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# In USSR Drums played Ringo
...badly
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I think the drums would do a better job if they played themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Don't know how lucky you are boy...
lucky Radiated
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Oh Da!
Good Point!
So they must be Union of Soviet Socialist Republic Blue Kittens then.
(Captain Steamy Fingers His wee is gas, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Whats not to like
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Too literal?

(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Did you just make the word 'DISASTER' out of poo and then wank all over it?
You'll have the wanky shit demon after you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# what happens if you poo on your wank?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Elton John walks away sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# you get a woolly jumper
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# This is made of win.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Slice it! Thin slices of Gok in your kitty bowl!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
*click*

but is this a disaster?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# of humanity
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# course it is darling
have you seen what Gok is wearing, I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# A scale model of the white cliffs of dover, on his head?
(in colour negative)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] also
prolly bindun
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# LET'S SHOP KITTENS ON ANYTHING WEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# pffft
This
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# YAY :D
Good kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# *Approves*
So I guess Im resigned to having to order Adobe Fireworks CS4 these days to make animations?

I know i've muttered this ten thousand times, but I simply want to clear this up and order the software tonight; I miss doing thrilling things like this^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# God i hate fireworks
and i have to use it 90% of the time when ive got photoshop sat there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I don't understand why you can't
use photoshop like everybody else. You just need an old copy of Ulead gif animator if you really can't figure out how to get gifs as layers into tattyshop.
Don't buy anything yet. I'll gaz you with info when I've found some software and seriously don't buy fireworks without using the 30 day trial because you may not like it at all, not one bit. It's nothing like an adobe product.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I'm really glad Adobe didn't fuck with it.
I've been using it for quite a long time now and don't really want to have to learn tattyshop's versions of everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I see your point on that (i use both extensively)
I just wish they'd have a stab at making it fatser. My mac is a beast and it struggles with fireworks. Click and resize ends up in spinny rainbow pizza so often, but photoshop and indesign etc are smooth as butter :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# The "Spinning beach ball of death" you mean :)
or SBBoD
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# ahhhhhh
I bought Ulead gif animator from a download from thier site. after a laptop rebuild I found corel dont support the software now so cant get a new download. Ive got a serial...but no software

grrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I'll sort you out with that
but it may be tomorrow, bit snowed under now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# oooh that would be nice
thanks

shame to waste my $49 otherwise and its good software
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Importing gifs is my problem mate
I simply can't do it, in the old days I used to open a gif in Image ready and save as a .psd file and then move over to Photoshop; it's simply not possible any more. But cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# This is why i'm so happy i have plain old CS at home
ahhh i miss imageready at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# CS3 and 4 windows versions
allow you to import gif and video as layers. It's easy. Somehow it's not a supported feature for mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# but there are plenty
of gif programs will allow you to export a gif as layers. You just then open the layers on tattyshop.

Anyway. I'm on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)

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