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# I did a second collagraph print :D

Click for bigger
(I used the same collagraph plate as my first print and flipped it in photoshop)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Looks like it's been painted on the wall of a cave
That would really mindfuck archaeologists.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahaha, yes.
Yes, it would.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# he looks more gay now that he's facing left instead of right
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Yeah but he faces left in the game anyway
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# "facing left" is now a euphemism for being gay
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# YOU'RE A BIT LEFT, AREN'T YOU MATEY?
"I'll have you know I STARE AT MY FELLOWS HEAD ON, THANKYOU."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I like it
but I prefer "light on his feet".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# As in:
"Light on his feet as always, Edgeworth dashed in the direction he was facing; left. Straight toward Dick Gumshoe."
Gumshoe:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# this^
i mean, that ^
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# This and that both mean the same thing
if you point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# i know
i swing both ways.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# feckin lovely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# nice work CS!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Cheers good sir!
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# fuckin spiffy
it be my burfday!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Woo!
Happy birthday!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# YAY! Happy Birthday
man I don't know on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I AM FURIOUS AT YOU ON THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# internet pointingman
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Quick, dirty, seam-full
and probably been done


Click for bigger (130 kb)
(doris_day, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Arf!
he's right as well, except indoors its more like the inside of noddys house with 18th century purple wigs
(I helped save b3ta! Marillion's Marble Loo loo loo, I got some apples, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hehehe
I haven't seen this done before.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# lovely stuffs :D
much woo :)

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Brain on Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# brian on jesus
*cues up slap bass and wah wah guitars*
Huuh! Git Down,

bow chicka chaka chicka chaw bow waaaaa bow chicka cha..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I was thinking more the nevilles post along these lines
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I'm excited.
I'm about to enter the endgame level of bioshock. It's been a while since I finished a scripted shooter type game. ( mind you considering I bought it the week it came out you can see I'm not one to rush these things ) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Well done, have yourself a medal or some kind of achievement :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I'll have wine and cake:)
I had to go have a smoke to get ready ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I want cake :(
Post me some :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I have bakewell tart :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Send it my way :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hello Brian
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Yesterday I was reading of a man who injected himself with 3,200 times the standard dosage of oral LSD
He died.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# What a numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Not like the usual drug user who is a model of self restraint and clear thinking.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# *applauds use of the word 'numpty'*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# If that was genuinely the cause of death
then it's a unique event. It's not possible to administer a lethal dose to rats since it isn't a poisonous substance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Elephants die if you inject them with too much LSD.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Who the fuck injected elephants with LSD?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Someone trying to find out the effects of LSD on elephants.
I think I read it on Dark Roasted Blend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# No-one

Edit: apparently some cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Someone did...
Scroll to 'How Toxic Is LSD?'
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I find it hard to imagine that there's any substance which doesn't have a lethal dosage
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# That depends how you define 'dosage'...
if you put enough of anything - even water - into a human's bloodstream they will die, but that can be due to volume rather than toxicity. A 'dosage' of LSD which is several hundred million times more than the amount required to trip out will not have any additional effect on the mind or body, and will still be an incredibly small amount in terms of weight/volume.

Edit: or maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Of course, it depends on definition.
I was going to use the example of that woman who was on a water 'diet' and died from drinking too much. I think that was more to do with electrolyte imbalance, but I suppose you could regard that as volume related.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Even water
has a lethal dosage
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# hahahaha - brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# What's a frypan?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Psst
We have septic posters. Be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# A saucepan
full of fry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# You sure
that's not a skillet?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# .
*Clicked*

That's really clever and (as far as I know), original.

I like much.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I plan to click this.........
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Seee i told you i would
Keeerlick!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# hahaha
Top hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:34, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# One of the lesser-known abilities of fire demons is that they can eat McDonalds apple pies.
(Another is being able to alight their own trumps without needing matches or a lighter.)

CFB (360kb)

It's making my tongue cringe just to look at this. Those pies are like gobbets of lava in a napalm pastry cooked on the surface of the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Oh I love those apple pies, they are HOTTER THAN THE SUN, but still delicious
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Can they get cake straight out of the oven without gloves?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Yes.
They can obtain delicious CAYKE faster than any other kind of demon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I am just about to make "Queen of puddings"
and shall call upon him to remove it from the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Unfortunately his summoning ritual is 32 pages long when typed in Word in an 8-point font.
By the time you'd summoned him you'd be able to remove the pudding yourself. Though I suppose he could heat it up for you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Oh sod that
Oven gloves it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Also, if you cock up any part of the incantation
it'll summon Russell Brand instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# they rival the cheese from a breville cheese toasty.
now thems be hot.

woo :)

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Cripes I've never thought about that
The downside is that he can't drink anything cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# mmmm mcdonlardscardboard burgers
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Hot stuff!

You said "trump"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Hahaha you said "stuff"
which rhymes with erm,
MUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Vagina LOL!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# make it t-shirt so
just bought a nice one, it has an old style ad on it of a monkey wearing a top hat and smoking. It gets me a little bit nearer my monkey wearing a fedora smoking a cigar
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# haha
pwned!
(JoePesky, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I'll have to 'Ris?'


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Shooting games, they are just camping and pwning the other team
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Speako de English??
Whut??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# 'Camping' is when people in online shooting games hide in some corner and shoot at people who run past.
Rather than running around and getting shot, like honest folk.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Oh I see!

Camping cos of there in'tent' to not get hit??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# This is what I get for trying to help?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Payment in puns no good?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Don't make me link to what I said earlier
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# What? That I'm funnier than Tim Vine?
Link away!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Haha! No, you've got it wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# That's how I read it.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I was saying Tim Vine makes puns funny,
he's like mstandot, only funny
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I am only funny.
See.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# no, no no!
NO!!!

WHERE'S MY BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Hehehe.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Were you playing Fallout 3?,
and if so have you got the DLC's yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Yes, and no, no time/money to pay for them off XBL :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# dammit...missing some really good bits
pc vers. FTW!

but all that said the level cap does not increase to 30 until the BOS DLC comes out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Yeah, the pitt looks ace!
Anchorage, not so ace, but I may get them when a: I finish uni, b: have money, c: when they are maybe cheaper on XBL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Anchorage was worth it for the Gauss Rifle
and the pitt was chaotic fun (+ u get a silenced, scoped assault rifle)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I will look forwards to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# +
the only downside is in order to play Anchorage you have to start again from THE BEGINNING :( !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# :O
At least I'll be able to get the bobblehead from megaton before blowing it up that time then :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahahaha wastelandmishaplolz!
the only one i missed was engegry weapons in the enclave base
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# This is the way to deal with campers.


:P
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Have you seen your doctor about camping cunts?
NEW - CAMP CUNT CLEAR for the minty fresh campsite

i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee275/TaxiDiver/output-3.gif
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# thats huge!
and also had me laughing :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# wo0a0o0oaaaah
is all i can hear when it screams :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Ad campaigns of the damned.
It's TOAP on a Real Photo taken by me. I am comitting so many B3ta sins...

Photobucket

But I needed to say it.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Lying?
Why are they lying?

I personally like wotsits, especially in soft white bread.

Hmmm, wotsit sarnies.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I haven't had a crisp sandwich for ages.
I think the best are with cheese and onion mccoys.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I've been having a period recently
where I've had loads of ham and cheese sandwiches, with lashings of Coleman's English and layered with a bag of chunion or ready salted. Crisps are made for butties.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Anybody who has bothered to read the replies when I do a DTF
would see me time and time again suggesting that a portion of crisps are to be used as an extra filling for any butty.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# eugh!
surely a period would just make the crisps soggy.

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# the poor mans cheese on toast
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Well I do like them...
...but the promise of nourishment is unfulfilled. Bastards.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# They promise to fill you up?
Lies!

I could easily eat a whole multipack of them, but that is probably because (and why) I am a fatbody.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# feetstink in a bag.
imagine a night with a bag of those and a bag of scampi fries. You have an amalgamation of all the aromas you'd like to avoid , foetid foot cheese and rancid, malodorous minge.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# avoid?
have i been doing wrong again?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# haha
these things are bloody vile.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# i agree with your sentiments exactly
I'd say for quavers for the win.. but then I aint had them for ages so god knows what state they'll be in now. Skips are fucking vile now.

Kettle Chips for the win :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I ate...
...a bag of Wotsits and a bag of Quavers with my soup and sarnie today.

The Quavers were engaging and challenging with their creative 3-dimensional structure and crispness.

The Wotsits triggered my bipolar disorder and made me want to either buy a hunting rifle or package fragile goods for couriering.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# yay we should form a bipolar b3ta club
and the hedgehog can fill us full of lithium.

yayayay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# It would be a large club, I reckon.
You'd be hard-pressed to find mentally stable people here.

Well, apart from killerkitti, who is entirely normal.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I like hula hoops
and what you describe as normal, above, I rather see as running feral on the internet with no parental supervision.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# She is 16ish.
I certainly had unsupervised internet access before that. Read into this what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I would not allow a child to spend a day at b3ta. let alone years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Your sarcasm meter...
...is broken, sir.

Either that, or I was too subtle or too plausible as a slavering KK fan.

Her art does sometimes work. But not often enough to be viewed as a guiding light.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# No I spotted it.
But it's been a while since I called anyone's parenting skills into question so I thought I'd have a pop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I don't know quite what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# FUCK WOTSITS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# *sits*
*waits for fucking*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I had an ex whos nob closely resembled a Wheat Crunchie
in appearance & size but not taste or texture
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# into cock fingering?
that's the only way really to explain the massive urethra.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# The big endhole looked like the foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Wot?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It turns out that I'm not allowed to eat Doritos anymore...
...because one of our members here says so. Bloody cow.

So I'm reduced to eating school lunchbox shite like this. And it's bollocks.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# That is a clear breach of your human rights
The only way to complain about this is to kick her in the tits
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# That would reduce opportunities to be lully to her...
...and have her be lully back.

Turns out that most women don't like physical abuse, which completely messes up my childhood world-view. Who'd have thought?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Which to choose ??????????
(gordiman, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# there is a 3rd door
The 'Do what ever Gordon tells me to do' door
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# It appears that the Chancellor is in your post.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# all that money
and they still haven't upgraded to suitcase 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I just know I'm going to have to give up smoking soon
they are going to be £6 a packet.This is far too much

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# where I work, it's already 5.75 for 20 benson
ridicularse
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# political satire does not consist of slagging someone
off because you are too dumb to understand the basics of economy and government.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# A quick experiment made using REAL SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Magnetic Arses!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# haha genuine science!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# don't get too close!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Yay for science!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I HEART MAGNETS

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# best of all the solenoids
/ failed at actual sciences
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# No, my research!
All my theories that dog's bums were magnetic norths, shot to hell!

*destroys ten years of paperwork*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# they were souths, Trelly, SOUTHS!
'fiendish cackle'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Don't take the piss.
He got that metal arse fighting in 'Nam.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaha
I have a sneaking suspicion that I know where they get their kitchen cabinets!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Bournemouth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# *fears Bournemouth*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# been a long time since I've been there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# A truly horrible place.
Like Eastbourne, full of coffin-dodgers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Not been to Eastbourne
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Fucking shitty dogs
ahahahahahahahahhahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# haha
magnetobutt
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# fuck yeah
this & science - brimming full of win!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Somebody will have to
(gordiman, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# They should really get a new briefcase
I wouldn't mind my tax money going towards that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# bindun surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# haha
don't think so... but it'll be in the Sun soon.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# The sad thing is I have the lot on boxset
Fabby the lot o' them. Especially the one withthe strawberry field cat fight!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Haha
Yes 3 mins ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# haha someone had to :D


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# quick tagg it :p
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# BOLLOCKBREAKER!
zero.imt.uwm.edu/gallery/d/48048-1/1239884180_jump_on_the_balls.gif
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# That's begging to be CDC'd
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# excellent
patent it quick!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# He looks like Harry Enfield from the starting titles to Harry Enfield and Chums
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# he's far from perfick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Yer larkin' around!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Shitin ell
Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# my arch nemesis!
fucking pigeons!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# *CLICK*
and thats why cows don't fly
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# That's crap!
lots and lots of crap!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Look what i found at the tip today :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# i shall steal this device
and make a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# snagging an image and slapping a cock on it is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# It isnt? :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# aparently not.
not according to last night any way.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# :(
*dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# yes it is
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!
Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# FANJ!
holyfucklongtimenosee!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I like the Photoshop dial
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# *buys eleventy*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Needs more.....


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Thats not funny


hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# My worst cock ever!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Looks good to me
Em....
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# hahahahahah
I just heard a joke about stephen Hawking

"Have they tried turning him off and on again"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# haha
this confuses me, but it's brill.
here's something i has also made.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# If i had the know how on how to link you to what happened last night
I would :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# quick post 15 posts about "how shit b3ta is" and post everyone elses work in a new thread
... yawn
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I'm sure this isn't what he had in mind, dirty old buggers

(I helped save b3ta! Marillion's Marble Loo loo loo, I got some apples, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# you may want to post this on the links board
posting it here may get you viciously arse raped.
just a heads up.

EDIT: my bad, all that came up at first was the link.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Oh, it must be Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# What? Someone who's been here longer than you?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# ZOMG
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
#
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61CSR1VQMCL._SS500_.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# oops
fixt
(I helped save b3ta! Marillion's Marble Loo loo loo, I got some apples, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Don't be so hard on him.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# hello Bungle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Ey up Geoffrey.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Fine and dandy!
Full of glee!

And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# tired and bored
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# You need to get yourself an 'another' woman.
Wifey at work...go to pub with a younger model!!

S'all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# A women, would be a start
But it is nice to have a break after 3 years with a pointless bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Even better!
Go to pub with who the hell you like!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# But it means I have moonies
Which I am now planning to spendz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Spend away.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9381202
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hardy ha ha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# naughty!
*giggles surreptitiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I haven't got the foggiest idea what this is about.
All I know is that it contains James Blunt, so I'm off out to boil some babies in acid to punish society for buying his cds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# OH HAI MARK LAMARR
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# We have a sparky at work who looks like Mark Lamarr's bastard child
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# he's a nifty fifties binman.
and, whut?

I'm sure Blunt's just great if you like that kind of thing, don't make me put you off.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I don't really know what you are on about
But he usually said something like what you put to people such as Blunt, westlife, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# oh right, I see.
I thought you were implying that James Blunt is brill and only Mark Lamarr is to blame for turning everyone against him :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# ARGH I HAVE CHILLI UNDER MY FINGER NAILS - ARGH...
plus i don't understand the above image
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# for the love of satan's unholy portion
scrub your hands before you go for a piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# put your finger in some milk, it will get rid of the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# tried that...
doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I once had a wank before realising with horror that
I hadn't washed my hands since chopping the chillis.

Once the pain had gone, it wasn't that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I get it....
3 Wise Men with a "semi" by the sea.

Nice!
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# :-\ I guess it was a little obscure
at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Marillion's Marble Loo loo loo, I got some apples, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I like this!
It made me lol, honestly
(Ikea Boy, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] It's that time of year innit?
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# he'll be smellin' a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# nobody should have to see
winnie the pooh being hung
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# No probs seeing him ass-deep in a rabbit-hole though
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# hell, no
i wouldn't really mind seeing him hang, i always found him rather dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# i would.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# yay!
bounce your way out of that one, you stripy fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# OMG what have you done to Sweep?!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# religious death fisting
it's all the rage amongst the trendier puppets nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# *buys front-row tickets*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# yea verily
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# TJ
Why isn't Photoshop's rotate option as good as the one on Flickr's Piknic?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# who cares?

it probably has something to do with flash..java or magic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# send it to
adobegripes.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# chillin like a villain
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# The street always knows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I think the man with the icecube head needs to learn the knowledge
of not going out on a sunny day when you have an ice cude for a head
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Occupational hazard being from South Central LA
At least he wasn't called Choc Ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Straight outta Compton...
...crazy niggah named Ice Cube!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Put 'em in a stew like gumbo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Wierdy Stareingnessocity

It's arts thats why you don't understand it!!!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# nice colours you got going there
woo
(waxdart hello., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Wierdy Stareingnessbackocity !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I bet you blink first...
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# First eye winked . . . then the blinking began . . . true !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I don't understand it
but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Bacon
Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# she only has one leg and that aint looking good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# She is only surviving thanks to the healing power of bacon
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# needs a lot more then!
(waxdart hello., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Don't we all
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# still would though
...
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Barry Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# She couldn't stop the bacon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I just had bacons
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# are you sure?
There ares a lot of teh fake bacons about.
(waxdart hello., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# It was definately bacons!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# did it taste of teh bacons?
(waxdart hello., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# O'rish baconz?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I could not think of a rasher thing to do...............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BACON
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Streaky supremism now!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# where do I sign?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Oh my!
ROFFLEDOG!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# bacon briefcase FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Nice ass
with the surfboard, would rim
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# is it gayshift already?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# That must mean it's hometime
I'm off
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# you're here......
so it must be!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# *SNAP*
or *ditto* or whatever expression the cool kids use
Howdy stranger!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Hello Zank!

I'm off to cook/order some food for a bit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Extra crispy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# BRING ON THE BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] minimal fluff in this disaster - but it is there

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Oh god...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Tried the value shaving cream
once

has the viscosity of cum from a water tower
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I am *not* the Walrus
But I did have a frigging boring meeting. So I'm going to inflict this on you.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Its harder than it looks
nice penmanship squire
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Oh, these are just standard meeting doodles
If I were trying to emulate The Walrus, I would probably hide the results in shame.

Edit: Because they wouldn't be good enough, not because of the emulation
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Inflict away :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# GREENWOO!
My last lengthy meeting resulted in...


BLACK METAAAAAAL!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Haha woo!

Fuck it, I'm clicking this. First one today, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# A thing over another thing.


1600 x 1000 size.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I'll take one of each please.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# That'll be tuppence ha'penny, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Certainly *writes cheque*
can you wrap them up?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *gets out the brown paper*
Hang on, I need to get some sellotape.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Arrange for it to be delivered somewhere north of Sheffield.
Don't worry too much about Rotherham.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Oh, I try not to...
*updates delivery details*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# it hurts my head to look at it
I need more ale

how do sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# not so bad, ta.
Ale is a good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# not when I am looking at books
As I will probably buy about 10
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Drunken Amazon..
The best of all online shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I only use Amazon for the wish list when it comes to books
Get most of them from play.com
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I have 'issues' with Play.
Hence my not using them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# What kind of issues?
I use them all the time and haven't had any problems
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Total cock-up on three consecutive orders,
I just gave up in the end.
And Amazon were cheaper overall, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Blimey.
I usually find the free delivery swings it in their favour, and personally i find them easier to use than amazon. I can understand not using them after that though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# That's a good point,
But I got the Amazon Prime thingy, so pretty much everything comes for free. Worth the outlay.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Not heard of that before.
Having had a brief glance, I don't think I order enough online to make it worth my while.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# People keep on saying that
I've never had a problem with them, used them for the last 5-6 years
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I can only agree with this important issue
and as it's a gorgeous day in East Londinium I may well partake
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Up on further reflection mountain . . . the claim is all yours !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# The strangeness of your replies is a source
of constant interest to me, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I dont know what it is
but I know what I like (except in this case where I like something I don't know what it is).
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Very little point in asking me, I'm afraid
It sort of 'happened'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Can I please purchase a bouquet of those for mother's day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# You certainly may, sir.
*puts in nice vase*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# NEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# While you're here, sir, could I interest you in one of these?

bigness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# These are really pretty
I'm enjoying these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I see a dragon eating a crow and stamping on an octopus.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Close the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I knew I should have got a house further away from the nuclear power plant.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I'm a big fan of these.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Why is it always strangely awesome in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# That's very kind of you.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# muted snow trumpets FTW!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# :D
Happy IRL burfday, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Is this Alanis Morrisette's Nightmare?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# *ding*
10 points!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Still Money To Be Made!!!!!


Click for bigger (163 kb)
(mrwhite_1, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Needs more gilt

I sure felt guilty...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Easter was almost two weeks ago
(soz!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
#
free glitter text and family website at FamilyLobby.com
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# There's a dead whale in the thames
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# arf to both.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *applauds*
Nicely....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Pfffffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# *spang*
(BlackCat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Why is it always pouring in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Oh just thought of another weather-bitch pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

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