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[challenge entry] He's not really up there with the big boys when you think about it

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# How very dare you defame the iconic godly Brian Blessed ;)
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# oh i love the Brian too
but are you seriously trying to tell me he wouldn't be in with a chance at the shot putt event?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Well of course he could fly over the shot putt field and plant the shot anywhere
he wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahahah!
Blessed would win.

He would win anything he's in.

He even one HIGNFY when he was the guest presenter.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# tick... tock...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Nookie


Click for bigger (66 kb)
(Monkeyspunk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# What a nice shirt Sir Alan has on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# You posted that as a link down there... V
Well done for posting it twice I say. I couldn't get enough of it first time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Cuntbubble
Fuck you. That was five minute's of hard graft I invested in that travesty of a pic and it didn't hyperlink below. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE MISSED IT. Did you think about that, hmmm? Did you?
(Monkeyspunk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck Barbarossa
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Careful now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Yay!
JPG has turned up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Shhh -
I'm not meant to be here.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Are any of us that are supposed to be working? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# It's more the 'being rumbled' matter
that's causing problems currently.

*checks for CCTV*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing.
'ning Grunty.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# *whispers*
Hello, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# It's OK I'm not meant to be here either.
Response paper to a Regional Strategy document to be written. God I have all of teh laughs, me.

Thank God for Spotify.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# To give you some indication of how bad things are today,
I've been forced to download an entire week's Archers' podcasts just to get me through the day.

Desperate Times, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Oh the humanity...
Right. B3ta break over due to hamtouching.

Him ^ , not me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Oh noes, I posted this yesterday
It's five minutes of hard work



I wouldn't want anyone to miss it, should I stick in a new thread?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# yes
You should post it on the hour every hour for 7 days to ensure everyone can see it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# What an excellent idea.
People won't hate me for it will they?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# How come I knew it was you from your handwriting?
I need to do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Because you go through his bins at night
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# It's a two day round trip but it's so worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha, i don't know why but I find it easier to write in lower case on a tablet
on paper I write in capitals.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# OMG you posted that in response to this


It was actually significantly more than 5 minutes' work, so I really wouldn't want people to miss it. Should I post this in a new thread too?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# definitely.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# This is very nice Mr Headwound
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I kind of wish I'd done a better job with the font now...
Ah well, 'tis done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# lovely!
but you only did 2 kisses on the end should be three.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# No two kisses means that the disease spreads in a certain way ;)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# THIS IS SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# indeedy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# HANDBAGS!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Dear God...
Why would you have a click for bigger?!
(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# For the full seamy glory of course
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Haha..
My bad/
(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Sir Alan's pen has burst
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# nokoie
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# 'shopped pics only, please
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# The WHO have just raised the Pundemic Alert to SUPER-AWESOME :D
Also, I'm a shit lurker :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# but you're a /talk virgin
so you have that going for you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I hate it when aging rockers get involved in politics
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# for a moment I thought "The Who" and not the world health conspiracy organisation
which briefly confused me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# you're going to have to leave some puns for everyone else
you clever sod
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# not enough turquoise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] What a cracker


I may not stop at this
(TomJoad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# The lizards have got to him!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# That really takes the biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# lol knackered
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Aherm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# well I didn't see that coming
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahahah! awesome!
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You're spoiling me today!
Bless you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# then stop posting top hummus!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Okeedokee...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Haha
Top imaginationing, Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Ta Zelt!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Spang
These reptillians started making trouble in the neighbourhood.
I got in one little conspiracy theory and my mom got scared.
And said you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
#
your auntie and your uncle in bel- the X-Dimnesional hobbits in thin-
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha
marvyloos.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Excellent work
as ever

*autoclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Bless you!
How ya doin Joilet? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# fucking magic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Are you TImmy Mallet or something?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I can say with some certainty that he's not.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# liar
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *points at watch and taps foot on ground*
you're late.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I'm officially no longer here, sadly...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# beyond redoubt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# haha!
Oh, ninj :)

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Thanks Yam...
...are we nearly at the 'pushing' stage?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahahaha
it would probably be better than the hitchikers film they made
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Lovely Stuff, Sir
Highly *clickable*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Bless you JP!
How you doing sir? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Unravelling, unfortunately...
I shall endeavour to rectify the situation with coffee.
You all good?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Fine thanks sir!
Although my hands look like I've been washing them in a blender
after my ickle puppy has savaged them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Eeeek!
That's not good at all...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I fear I may have completely missed the point... or is that what they WANT you to think??
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Blame Canada!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Screw you, buddy
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# CAN I FINISH?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I'm not your buddy, pal
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I'm not your pal, friend
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I'm not your friend, buddy
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# You are that twatfeatures from The Apprentice last night
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahah
"There's a village missing an idiot somewhere"

Alan Sugar. Comedian.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# haha I love that show
cos they're all cunts and I hate them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Yay Matrix South Park Icke this is what the crowds want!
I know I'm part of the crowd *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# cute!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# not enogh turquoise

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahah, for a moment I thought that was Julian Cope
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
kick the mental
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# i don't know, but i like it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Bin Dun? As in already posted
Not mine.. for your amusement...

(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# yes, in the Email I just got from my brother
is this yours?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# And the email I received at 1045
going around work...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I received this at 29/04/2009 21:16
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# If this is yours: Nyom!
If it's not: bad monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# LOL
Nope not mine. just thought you might all enjoy it.
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# twunt
EDIT: How can you possibly ask "Bin Dun" when you know very well it's been done by someone else, because it's an image you've found, and not made?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I asked
incase it was already posted.. not claiming its mine
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# tisk tisk, been here the best part of 2 years
yet you still don't know about /board etiquette
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# /board is for stuff YOU made.
(See item 8 on this handy checklist wot I wrote).

If it's just stuff you found, then -- perhaps -- it's okay on /links. (But seriously, if it's been emailed to you, by someone who got it in email, from someone else who emailed it to them, .... then most people have probably seen it already!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# this has made me glee
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# THREADSAVER!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# WELL DONE PEDRO!
That's so cool
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# F-F-F-F-F-F-FAAAAAAILBREAKER!
this is made of win, and has been timed and placed well. If we were playing b3tapost streetfighter 2 turbo, this would be the dragon-punch-to-the-crotch-of-the-leaping-chun-li of posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# oh my!
i didn't want to hurt anyone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# then you have failed to understand the nature of this interweb massage bored

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Are you telling me that image has gone viral?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# If JPG were here I'm sure you would be getting a certificate
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# CUSTOMER ANNOUNCEMENT. CUSTOMER ANNOUNCEMENT.
Has anyone lost an idiot. It's yay high and has a name tag with the name scowners. If it is your please come an collect it as our bin is already overflowing.
THank you for shopping at B3ta. Remember otter sharpening kits are on special offer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# How can you tell when your otter is too blunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Easy.
It gives you very direct answers:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile at David Ickes Birthday Party, The guest of honour arrives.


Click for bigger (146 kb)
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Wouldn't, would, would, wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# should I know what your sig is about?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Sig,
Thought you meant mine lulz, was gonna say ......
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# sex wee
A good phrase. I still hate Leigh Francis.

Hate is a strong word that fits this.
(waxdart hello., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I'm trying to ride on your coat-tails and aspire one day to your level of front- and popular-pagedness
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I've had the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# would was the best?
(waxdart hello., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# i wish the royal family were reptiles, that would be so badass
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Shite attempt
(Monkeyspunk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I tell you what guys
I think Icke might not have all his marbles.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# It appears to be this way
either that or we are all being mind controlled by the Illuminarti lizard aliens and we don't really know it, thinking our every action is perfectly normal and reasonable when in fact it's David Icke who is the only one who can see the reality as it is - or some shit like that. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Maybe this is all part of his wider plan.
I for one have bought his 15 hour lecture DVD (he really needs an editor) and all his books (does he have books?) as a result of this image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Yes apparently he has books
as for editing his DVD this is blasphemy tantamount to censorship his every syllable is sacred.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# IGGY!
I used to have one called Fido. I took her for walks in the park:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Lookit" :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Heh!
TJ - Sorry to TJ, but there's a shocking "photoshop disaster" in today's Sun...

Warning, link contains shocking photoshopping, and also a male torso which may be NSFW, and also it's a link to The Sun FFS!

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article2403514.ece

I know we don't expect much from the supersoaraway rag, but this is ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I can't see it, is it the Allan Sugar pic, they've shopped his head and ahand on to a scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# That's it, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Sirallun
img91.imageshack.us/img91/9592/bigsiralansugar.jpg
(Monkeyspunk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Do you work for the sun?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Fuck budgies
They said I wasn't good/sleazy enough. The fucking cunts.
(Monkeyspunk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# haha stuck on with tape
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
I can't tell where the seams are, can you?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahahah! pitiful.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I know that baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The real reason he retired from Hereford Utd.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Oy!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# "no hairy chicks"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Chant down Babylon
/righteousness blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
"No pork"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# haha the more I hear about David Icke the weirder it gets
the trouble is in all these video links that people like Catnipppp post David Icke really tries to sell himself as so misunderstood and it's all very plausible that Alien Lizard people rule the world through organisation like the Illuminarti and the Royal family. When will the men in white coat appear to take him away - because if anybody else were publicly saying weird shit like this they would be sectioned for their own safety.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I suppose it's all just as plauable as if there's was a huge man
who had a kingdon in they clouds and if you are good you get to live there forever when you die.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Ah the Spaghetti Monster?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# No god
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I know there is no god - I'm an aethist for christ's sake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I'm an dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.
I lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# haha
Photoshop this now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Science asks "How?"
Religion asks "Why?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# also
science attempts to answer the question...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# As does religion.
Quite admirably, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Then religion goes and tells science it's full of crap
as they found something they interprited in a book rather than bothering with that silly evidence thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Billy Connolly on religion FTW:
"If ye walk into a hospital and tell them that god talks to yer, they don't let you out!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# the nervouse breakdown I had has helped me to see
that I'm not really Jesus... but the world is ruled by secret lizards
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# How can they be secret if he knows about them?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# His original mentalness on Wogan
was much better than his subsequent mentalness
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Is there a link to this?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# can't find one unfortunately

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# found one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSmdej56cw
and another
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9ncm2jotI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# well - that's that then...
sorry to have bothered you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ... just one more thing
/Columbos
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I found this receipt for heat lamps on your mantlepiece...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# That's an unusual way to wear a chest wig
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Thanks god for that. I was worried. Woo.
Also one of my booking agencies is starting to take the piss. Originally to login you'd use a hostel number and a password. Now it's this and there's four tabs between the last entry and the login button, just to rub salt in the wound!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't speak Default

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# The whole thing is a joke.
hostel number
[tab]
Username
{tab tab}
Password
[tab tab]
Code
[tab tab tab tab]
Login.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Is it even worth them bothering with that captcha?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# How do they get four tabs in there?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# three on the page and Gandhi in the ashtray
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Naaa. Footprints in the custard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# shark infested footprints?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# yes
and it's time to get a new fence.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# EXACTLY!
I think maybe there's secret links to a new world order. Meh, I'll just bypass them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Are there many hostel bots around these days?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I like his furry boobs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# pfft
A rabbit is sucking him off
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I thought it was two miniature guardsmen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I thought it was
Kazakhs giving the interview
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# That would explain the facial expression
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# hehehe
camo rabbit sluts ftw
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# haha
*ejacuyiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# For some reason I read that as I lfe furry boobs.
This is b3ta after all. You watch. That'll be my entry on stats board.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Icke & Tina Turner
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# brilliant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Bindun I'm afraid
but this is woo nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Shoot!
I thought it may have been. Sorry folks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ^ THIS - HARD


------------------¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
I didn't beat her - it was the NWO
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# straight outta Coventry
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8qjdUXBexA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I'm not clicking THAT
I don't know where its been
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# It's been on YouTube so you are wise
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# blimey, top 'shop!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Thanks sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# It's 10am, so bindun to death right??
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# god-goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Ghosty goatse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# arf!
much better than mine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Manchester: Britain's Arsehole
yup, makes sense :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Why I oughta.....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# :D
how's you this morn' Pasa?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I'm fine thanks.
Is it beer time? I don't know why but I've been up hours and keep checking the yardarm but it's always still stupid o' clock. I don't half fancy a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# if memory serves
you're supposed to get your first measure of rum at about 11... I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# 11 is acceptable.
But if I'm to have a beer now I my have to rethink my adoption of British Summer Time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Fist measure doesn't sound like very nice
EDIT: It's too early for me to be picking apart other people's spelling and grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# a fist of rum?
you've never heard that one.... it came about as a fair way to measure out the rum... one was required to plunge one's fist into the barrel and however much rum was displaced was the measure they were given... it's a very good technique.

*hopes he got away with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
#
a fist of rum, and a shoeing of beer.

EDIT: Why, you sneaky ninja...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# it was my proof reader who made the changes
speak with my publishers if you have a grievance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# are you allowed to wear an over-sized glove?
such as found in the sport of boxing?
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# nope
that gets you 5 lashes... although the practice was taken out of use when people started injecting their hands with piss which made them swell to almost twice their size meaning that the sailor in question was too drunk and too cack handed to do their job properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hadn't even considered that angle.
genious
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# geniarse
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# >:o(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# a bold statement indeed
I take it you've never been to [insert region of choice here]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# i have indeed been to [region of choice]
but i find that [secondary option of arsehole location] has many more [random regionalised insult].
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# you would say that coming from [where it is you come from]
you lot are almost as bad as [people from location 15 miles away from here]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# now that I can get on board with!
people from [15 miles away from initial region of choice] are well know to be absolute [general insult pertaining to local population].
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# and they smell and are sexually deviant
in the bad way...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hey, I live in [secondary option of arsehole location]
and I object to [generalised stereotype of local population]
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# my apologies for generalising
i have indeed found some poeple from [secondary option of arsehole location] are pleasant to be around, but most can be very [slight dig at physical features]
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# are you calling us [generic insult]?
*throws [bar-room item]*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hey
I was sitting on that...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# you were sitting on the barmaid?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# yes
she was buxom and comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Milton Keynes
Swindon
Luton
a mexican pig farm
South Oxhey on a friday night
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I nearly moved to South Oxhey
The flat was lovely and I would have had a garden. However, I think I made the right choice as that place gives me the fucking fear at night
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I'm quite certain, within the next 5 years, it will be walled off and become a maximum security prison.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *hopes and prays*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Mmmmm
road gape!
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# There's some terrible potholes where we live
www.vimeo.com/4214731
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Yeah yeah
like you have a dog!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Are you suggesting my Smokey is not real?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Obviously Smokey is.
He's an iconic truck driver! I just don't believe you have a dog.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# We've had a few dogs Smokey was the first and he's still with us
my Dad has two of our other dogs and poor Alfie the little Yorkshire Terrier was run down.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# That dog has class
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# He's a right little character
and extremely friendly with anybody - a little too friendly he couldn't frighten a week old kitten he even ran away from a butterfly once (true fact)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# no ring.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *Remembers when this was all Guatemala*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# FEED ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# *throws in a couple of Boba Fetts*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Infinite conspiracy theory
It's turtles all the way down I'm afraid.



(This worked better in my head, but was somewhat let down by my drawing skills)
(I helped save b3ta! Tinlad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's good!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# That's rather nice/good.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# it works rather stunningly outside your head!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# what's this?
Barbarossa has some sort of image which applies in this situation... that must be a first

:)

how are ya camp?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# :)
Today I will mostly be lurking, and also tomorrow, and then I'm going away for a week on top secret business*


* holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# good show Sir
well - I hope that it all goes well for you and that you make it back without too many tatty knicknacks.

We'll miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I'm going to Mexico City.
I got a really good deal on LastMinute.com. Apparently there have been a lot of cancellations...


Not really, I'm going to the Isle of Wight to dig myself in and wait for the zombie hoards to attack...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# good plan
I'll be heading for Holy Island if and when it happens... I'm thinking the monks won't give us much hassle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# coo
*memorized*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# splendid
the universe is explained.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# good lordy, that's awesome!
have *click* and a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# reminds me of
Have i got news for you...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Have a click
`
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Good 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hahhahahaha!
Wonderful.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Marvellous!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha

*kicks the littler one*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# hahha
I just completed my david "ickle" pshop ! damn you :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# hahahahahah!
"I shall call him MiniIck!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# A very old one...


A pre-internet, pre-photoshop (almost pre-computer) newspaper cut out of Icke's face pritt-sticked onto a drawing, now scanned for your displeasure. (I have worked out that I made this in 1990 and scanned it in 2002, if anyone cares)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha
you numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :D
how did we ever get by without computers?

This is brilliant you cunting knob loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# In 2002 I wrote some words to accompany this image
Easter 2002
The Wasp Box's Easter message: Easter, the heart of Spring. Egg-laying bunnies, hot cross bonnets, chocolate-flavoured novelty breasts, nailing David Icke to a tree to expunge our sins, whilst thieves are given licence to steal our hearts and minds. Before the cock has crowed Wogan will have disowned him three times and Brian Clough will betray him. And our Pilot today, Captain Jimmy Hill, washes his hands -- in goat's piss. Three days later David rose from the grave to roam the Earth gorging on the blood of virgins and frightening old ladies with his space lizards and humongous, decomposing genitals. Is this what Easter means to you? To the Wasp Box it means four days off and the stench of rotting daffodils. A bearded messiah, son of man, preaching peace and love? The Wasp Box sees only war and wonderful sins of the flesh. The Wasp Box would have put him behind a bigger stone. And cut off his genitals so he can't breed. The Wasp Box has told you before, the Wasp Box is the second coming and it's polishing its sting in anticipation of summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# the words help
but not in the way you'd expect

all the naughty words have given me a chubby
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha
it's got a touch of the Victor Ambrus about it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# What no click for bigger?
Very good arts is that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I too was distressed at the lack of bigger
I appear to have fucked up the scanning (in 2002 it seems)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Ayak yak yak yak...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# this would be worth seeing
was there a carry on up the Khyber? edit: yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# utterly amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# HEY hey YOU you
what's that sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# it's the sound
of my facemask image being used in a comedy parody video


woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# :D
what what what? are you famous on TV or something... well regarded on the internet? Know within your district?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# you know, I'm very disappointed with your attendance record on here lately.
I shall be writing a letter home regarding this matter.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I had to convince myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# mmmm chocolate
..nicely.

edit: ... I read it "carob bean" :-/
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I love you too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# nings Prof, how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# not too bad squire
arm injections aside. I talked myself out of going to see XMen Oranges last night.

What about you Sir - how does this morning find you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# awake, alert and ready for action!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
well - good - I'll stay here and guard the pillows.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hell yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
yays. YOu can't go wrong with a Sid James post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Ta River!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Yay! Peas....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# OH
My mistake:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahahhahahahah! *kerlick!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Ooh...
...ta Stevie! How are you fella? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# all is pretty much well and good in Steveoville today!
how's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Fine ta mate!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Yay! would have been a great film
and in Black and White all the best Carry On films were in B&W ;)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# They were that Maiden!
Mind you, being an old git. I loved 'em all. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Yes as an old git myself
I too enjoyed the originals - Then I saw that new one they tried to do with Julian Clarey et al and it was pretty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# utterly amazing!
this is now in the right place...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Hiya Freebs
Bless thee! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
I do hope Kenneth Williams is in it - possibly as the governor.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# pfffffrt!
Probably better than the sequel(s)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Fankoo Joe!
You ok sirrah? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Grand, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Sorry, no pigs....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hehehehehe...
...mornin' Moley! How's ya doin'? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Ninj!
Hallo me beauty...
:D
I'm grand, thanks.
How's you? How's the gout?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Fine ta...
...bless you! Gout gorn for the minute. Just the puppy bites. Everyone thinks I'm 'Self-Harming'!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I burnt myself across my wrist, getting something out of the oven the other day.
It looks like I tried to cut my own hand off, all scabby and weepy. Nasty.
I feel your pain...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ugh! sounds nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I'm sorry it's just not funny to poke fun at the many families torn apart by fish altzheimers
woo. I bought some lully fishies yesterday:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# The sort you eat, or the sort you keep in a box?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Bare with me...
...feesh!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# that's a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# it's a carrot fish, yes.
It would actually be a nice shot in there were more feesh in there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Oh yes, looks very tasty...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Yes
but I think that green squid has first dibs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It is a commonly held fallacy that goldfish have short memories
Negative stereotypes like the one pictured only help to keep this myth alive.

(also woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahahah!
nings Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Hallo Stevie!
You okay?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# doing well, thanks!
how's life on the riverbank?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Rather clement at present.
The weather's wonderful too, looks like it's going to be another scorcher in Norfolk.
Everything's super!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# haha
at least he wouldn't get embarrassed about it give him 5 seconds and the whole incident will be forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Nice
If i go postal today and take my own life, tell them i thought they were all zombies

Probably it from me today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Oh dear
that doesn't sound like a happy Earl :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Woke up with sinuse pain and dry eyes, fine
Got to work and the pricks have covered over where i am working and it now means it is going to take me twice as long
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Doesn't your Dad run the business?
Have him kick them up the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# He couldn't care when he saw what they had done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# So i will be staying off here, if anyone should want me (very much doubt it) you know how to get hold of me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I'll keep in touch Scott
stay happy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# HA HA HA
you bloody loon. This is brilliant...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Cheers Prof!
How's you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# not too bad thanks
just had an arm load of vaccinations so I'm feeling a little bit woozy... but there's no fucking marks so I'm not likely to get any sympathy.

The nurse said I weas very brave though. Bless her

how's you ya little tyke?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# He's great! He was one the other day... the last year has flown by!
We've now got a walking, almost talking escapologist on our hands...

Jabs? You going somewhere nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# \o/
great news... escapology is a good career to get into too :)

I'm away to Vietnam for a wee while (and other places but Nam's where I need the jabs for)

off in a couple of months :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hehe
I think that would work really well as a looping GIF
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)

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