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# Bought a tablet!
Just got in from town, and as is tradition:

Amended, more crude version -



Original version
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ....
Wrong
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# COR! That's a beauty!
However, I hear the approaching footsteps of The Pube Nazis

Edit : and the balance of the universe is restored.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# thats very special
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# This is far from crude and the pube quota is off the scale.
But at least you tried.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I've never had a tablet before
So was trying out the pressure sensitivity.

As for crude, admittedly I got carried away, but I could do better...
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Yeah, but that depends how much time you want to devote to drawing cocks.
There comes a point where you question your masculinity
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Colour: 10/10
Pube - Ball Ratio: 2/10
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# 2/5
more pubes than needed

[edit]

4/5
much better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hey!
You changed it from 5/5 for the revised version.

What did I get marked down on? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# cock colour :D
#FF00FF
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# That's hardly crude, has far more than three hairs per bollock
and is shorter than mine.

ed: correct.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# It's all about girth.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# the girth of your pic is also less than my mine.
I feel validated and no longer wish to own a gun
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# no point having the most impressive stallion in the county
if you keep him locked up in the stables forever ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# the arseholiest of my mates has started to pester me again
I think he's lacking entertainment again.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# are you his clown?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I'm going to try and avoid providing entertainment for him this time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# It's not going to last.
You may as well just climb into the gimp suit now and get it over with.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# it's widely suspected that the unwitting third party in this would like that
/Usyd 2006 DRAMA!! blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Trust me.
I have it on good authority that there was no entertainment to be had first time around.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I can't tell whether that is incredibly deep insight from an experienced perspective
or is wrong, it was mildly entertaining for me at one point.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# To be honest I did not have a scooby what you were banging on about
and what it had to do with me. So I presumed you were being smart and obscure and saying, in a roundabout way, that I was taking the piss out of you for fun.

Perhaps my brain is just too big for this head?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# oh nononono...someone else is taking the piss for fun
...again

...along the lines of the stallions and stables metaphor. It's all rather non sequitur though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# too far man.
you have crossed the line!

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ahhh the classic ratio...

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# correct.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# shading..
makes it less crude :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# so does the squiggle for the japs'
but at least it has the correct hair ratio, and while we're at it:


Click for bigger (19 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I have never bought my girlfriend flowers.
Am I a terrible person?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# how the fuck am I supposed to know?
Although, I wouldn't do it, I'd make her a cake.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I haven't done that.
I do cook for her all the time though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# me too.
but that's more of a self-preservation' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Haha.
Mine can cook, but obviously not as well as me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I send my Mrs flowers
once a week at work. It's been a standing order for years. She seems to enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I buy flowers and it's the cliche:
"What have you done?!"

So I don't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# ^This
Besides, after eleven years I would probably have to buy her a new car everytime I wanted a BJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I bought her a new car
in December.

I don't think I can count that as sound investment for the christmas shag I'd have got anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Does she give you blowjobs?
If so, don't sweat the flowers...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# P-nis


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
CHOAD!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I know you've made many improvements to your CDC
...however, it would be careless of me to stand by and not assist you during your TCE (Tablet CDC Emergence) period.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
only on b3ta, a cdc debate. its made my day

also colour still wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# GOOD AFTERNOOOOON!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# That's rather ace.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# oh ta...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Cor!!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I should repost more often...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] time for a remake?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I hear they're actually making a remake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
I'd say OH MY GOD! but it actually might be quite good if they do it right :D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I believe there is actually two competing remakes
at least there was

one being set in the future from the old series (as in now)

and one being a re-doing of it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ooh one set after the old series would be good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# could be
haven't been following what was happening

there was some schism about ownership

no idea how it's turned out


edit: www.variety.com/article/VR1117993725.html?categoryid=1236&cs=1

and also v second generation which seems to have been dinged
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# There was an alien/human hybrid thing that grew quickly
Which is an awful cliche in sci-fi

Then some alien religious dude showed up and they got in a spaceship then it was cancelled.

Was Ron Moore involved in that?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I heard it's a movie trilogy...but it's not confirmed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Well, the way she saw it, you cannot catch it twice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# peppatitus c
::)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :)
Actually amusing pun!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# thanking you
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Eat more Baconz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# interestingly the global death toll has has just leapt....
from 176 to 101


THE DEAD ARE GETTING BACK UP AND WALKING THE EARTH!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Great, Zombies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# BBC link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/europe/8027043.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# How? wow, \o/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Now now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# moo?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I think I will click.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Waits for next band wagon


Awaits *spang*...

RP
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :)well..... yours is better than mine....more informative than treuters
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ...


Again, Filename if you need a de-ris.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I've just realised they've extended the free thing until 5 pm.
Does anyone want to ply left4dead at some point today?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# can you explain further please?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Left 4 Dead was free to download and play all day friday on steam, and they've just extended it to 5 pm today.
So I'm riding it for all it's worth like a pikey bastard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ah Ok thanks.
I just took a look. 3 hours to download so I'd be unable to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Add my steam id
Scunner3rd
or scunner
or something like that,
There is a b3ta steam grouop for you to join so that we may defeat the zombie hoards, together!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# oh jebus thats bad
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hippy hippy steaks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# drugmeats!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocgx_qIdv20
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# see also:
not BBQing on the roof

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# What the fuck is a cheetos?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Nice when your baked..
giftbasketsinternational.com/tn/Cheetos1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ahhh
Like Wotsits.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# cue the joke about the guy who goes to the doctor
the patient complains of his (ummmm..) 'member' turning orange.

Doctor asks if there has been an change in sexual habits.

Patient states that since his girlfriend left about 2 months ago, his nights are spent drinking beer, munching on cheetos and watching porn.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Too subtle?

CFB*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I can't see the Quo anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I have yet to add
the quo to an image.

I wasn't around for the start of that meme so I wont be partaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Where were you for the start of the internet, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# teletext.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Yay!!
Good old Skinternet!! Anyone remember bamboozle?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# yes,
and know that page xxxF was the wrong answer and trying every other colour before the page changes.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I too 'hacked' the teletext
just like that, good old page 152
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I'd forgotten that
Off to try and find a screen grab...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Bamber Boozler!
:D
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 2 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# yes
And sometimes it was baby boozler, if he was away.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# wasn't baby on saturday or sunday
with questions for younger kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Yes,
You could be right. And there was a grandad too if I remember....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# there was a girl one too
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Bambette Boozler
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# ^ This and CB radios
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# CONVOY
Breaker Breaker
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Is the joke
that he has a suzuki swift? If not then I only see the number plate, I do have my cidor visor on though, so is more than likely my fault as opposed to yours.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lizard chops, nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# nope not subtle at all.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I don't like this version of Where's Wally?
I can't find him
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 2 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Excellences
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Text on a bumper sticker?
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 2 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# OMGLOL
If you read it as a word, it says "dyke"! ROFLMAO
Or "dick".
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Is that a lesbean's car?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# he killed a babby
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] mornings all
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Aye-k
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I likes that advert but.............
Click for larger 1.8mb


(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# what is this advert?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Mikado
choccy sticks...

they're ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Well, I can think of one way to get a choccy stick out of that...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# OUT OF HER ARSE!
a turd!1
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I'm glad you explained that
I was struggling to figure out the euphemism.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I'm glad all over!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I like your brainrays.
I'm going to inhale a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# CHIN CHIN
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ELBOW ELBOW.
+20 Ttssattsr Leveled up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# SPLEENx1000
OVERKILLLLLLLLLL1
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# BLAM. MORE WINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Hmmm
I may just join you on that:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# the fegg weights and measures act gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Mate and I used to have a really great habit
We'd go into a really posh bar, order their most expensive chanpainge and two pint glasses:D
The snobby looks of disgust we'd get from the clientelle was always worth every penny.
Especially the ones who were extra snobby as they could barely afford to drink there but did so to look posher than they were and couldn't actually afford that champaigne.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# haha!
i'm not the biggest fan of champagne, but i'd do that for the comedy value (had i the money)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# A bottle fits just perfectly into two pint glasses.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :D
there is no other way!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Wine?? At 12??
I am on the Turps at 12. Chars!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Turps?
Shesh! Posh man's meths!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# "turpintine turpintine"
"whatojeeves's favourite wine.."


"substitute"
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Pah, turps? I like the new WKD blue....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Well done nibbled
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# :[]
eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!11


(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahaa!!!
Cracking stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahahaha
eaugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# am i wrong for finding that advert
strangely erotic? I imagine them both rogering each other senseless moments later. The lady is quite nice too. The product is very nice. 40-odd pence a pack down at tesco at the mo! Better than paying nearly 2 quid for an imported pack of paki/pocky
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# have you see the whole advert?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 2 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
howls:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha :)
awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# gnahhhhhhh


a girl vigorously removed loads of scab tissue from my fresh tatoo last night
.. not good.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man....Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man...Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Are they still doing the 2 for 1 offer?
Ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I'm passing the savings onto YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Fwwooaaahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# de pain boss, de pain
*points*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# So I could have a girl removing loads of scab tissue from under a tattoo if I got one?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# A tat or a girl?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Uh oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'd have one with no legs..
rather than no arms.For obvious reasons...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Her arms are up her arse.
WOMEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# uh oh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# PHWOAR! x2
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Warning:
girl has daggers for feet
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# not a warning..
its a plus point!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# This is my wearing me cool shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Cor, have you lost weight?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# you've had a haircut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# two arms AND a spear in your chest
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# You have dog shit on your cool shoes!!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Are these your smuggling shoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# no!!
packed luncheon:
left = savoury
right= pudding
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Trendy shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# EBAY!
72 pesetas!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
#
^thems^
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Get some of this
www.tattoogoo.com/

it's the best stuff evah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ITS 3D AND SPINNY!!!
..I have been using bepantham (nappy rash cream) :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# just noticed there is a .co.uk
version that might be marginally more use, depending on where you live obviously...

I swear by tattoo goo and, and my mates with much bigger and better tattoos than me do also.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I Concur.
Tis good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# gaaaah!
Also sock thieving cat

EDIT: Also my favourite car in Earls Court. Flowers on both bumpers and the dash and back shelf.
It also has a selection of novelty horns. Tarzan yodel, stallion and wolf whistle.:D

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Naughty Henry is Naughty
Washing line assassin.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# The BBC really is the finest news service on the planet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# do the flowers in the back conceal a gilded tissue box holder?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha. No.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I'd love one of those cars
proper indian taxi
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# It's been around here for about 10 years.
There's loads of super posh cars but that outclasses them all.
I think the main reason I love it is the amount of smiles it gets especially when it passes you to the sound of a neighing stallion:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Vishnu mobile often seen around Battersea.
Indian godmobile
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
Fantastic! I think it should be compulsory for people to do up their cars in individual and fun ways.
That way if someone nicked it you could go, 'Yes officer. It was a 92 Fiat Panda with the gostsie on the front.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# that is a lovely car
steal it for me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# tarzan yodel
*wants*...mine is a poor rendition
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *wants a Hindustan like that one...*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Was it a girl you know?
or just some passing sado-madam?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# a sado-madam
I know
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# It's WIN-WIN
except of course for the crushing pain
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# that stuff hurts
like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
#
here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# What did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# nothing really
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yup
and I thought everyone was fairly reserved...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# aw I missed an opportunity to relieve my lousy life by shouting at someone on the internet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Haha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# not really..someone posted a screen grab of some website
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# HAHA! What on earth?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# dunno..just scribbled it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# sorry to TJ..
Any northerners lurking?Could someone confirm that analog channel 4 is borked before I do a rod hull and plummet to my death trying to fiddle with my TV arial..
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I can't get channel 4 either...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# EDIT: Channel 4 is here
(West Yorkshire)

dunno what that was about, but mine's fine now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# that'll be because you're in australia you divot! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# aw I knew someone was gunna spoil it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I didn't spoil anything..he still might fall
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Do you think
Rod Hull still had Emu on his arm when he was up their mending his aerial?

I'd like to think so...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha I think someone got front page with a picture like that
can't remember who..it was probably monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Someone should make some sort of league table
of FP's.. just to see who's up there.

Although I think most people could hazard a good guess anyway..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I hate emus, one of them stole my ham sandwich when I was a kid.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# he hated that bird, apparently
i reckon it did him in
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :D
it's probably for the best you'd probably want to put your foot through the telly if you could..nothing but yoof progs and adverts for upcoming ch4 yoof progs..the static is annoying me more at the mo..
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Are you answering your own question?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# sensible reply
check for local sources of interference first e.g. microwave on nearby, hoover on, speaker from music system next to screen

none of that - then work out what your local transmitter is
www.ofcom.org.uk/tv/ifi/tech/transmaps/

and then check on known issues for ch4 (last 4 items in the list)
help.channel4.com/SRVS/CGI-BIN/WEBCGI.EXE/,/?St=319,E=0000000000176149916,K=8176,Sxi=0,VARSET_PA=TV,PROBLEM=412

also

have you tried turning it off, unplugging it, plugging it back in and turning it back on again?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ^ science
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Unplugging pontop pike?
I bet its David Shayler fucking up the transmission as an act of support for Ike..
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'm north compared to some places and C4 is fine.
:D LADDER TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# as long as you're not a man utd supporter you'll be fine up there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# MAN U :(
even worse than that..we are due to be humiliated by them today.
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# you can do eet!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Analogue?
ANALOGUE?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ee live oop tut caves past yonder!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Yes
I'm too skint for one o dem fancy boxes..and I need a new hamster to power my crt telly too.
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ^ Wankers

Also: Goes cross eyed - Oh FFS! 3D!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I just tried to make that work
and nearly lost a contact lens going cross eyed...

So, have stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# THIS IS THE WORST STEREOSCOPE EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# The character behind him IS saying
"FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP
FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP
FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP
FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP
FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP
FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP
FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP"

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# 25 days 'til she's legal*
*or so I hear
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Legal
To drink in the UK yes.
(spaceswitch is gonna gay ya, on, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I have not been sent this image.
I feel left out
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# me neither
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# SO out of the loop.
www.boingboing.net/2009/05/01/et-tu-pooh.html
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Oh I've seen it, I just haven't been sent it.
my inbox generally consists of uni spam which I can't block :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# LOL!!! I FEEL SO LOVED AND WANTED
*ensnuffles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# not been sent it
but seen it

nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# ha ha!
I too have been touched by the viral hand...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# This is my fave:

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# jesus...
nice work if you can get it :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# telling me...
I think that would get a 'meh...' round these parts and you wouldn't get paid for it either
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha,
Todays complimentary breakfast for my guests consisted of; a choice of five cereals, good quality bread for toast with a choice of about 10 different preserves, croissants with ham and swiss cheese, yoghurt, a selection of juices and tea and coffee.
Guest looks at me in disgust and says, haven't you even got any honey?!'
I know they paid £18 to stay in the centre of the second most expensive city on the planet but I must really be taking the piss!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# £18 including breakfast?
bargain mate...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# and hot and cold drinks all day, free check in beer and WIFI.
Yeah I know.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# It's people like you who make me SICK.
You should be up at the crack of dawn, milking those furry honey cows.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# when you say "complimentary breakfast"...
...do you send 'em down the local supermarket and thank them for it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANT-FOOT SANDWICHES!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# They're behind the caviar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I don't like croissants served with ham and cheese,
I much prefer them with jam.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# or just butter :)
but jam is good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Ooo no butter. It's a butter pastry!
Small child is always my filling of choice. I'm almost out of Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# bugger that, my arteries aren't even half clogged yet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Well there is blueberry, blackberry, blackcurrent, raspberry, strawberry, Summer fruits or apricot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I would go for apricot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I am a strawberry man myself
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# A REAL LIFE STRAWBERRYMAN.
YOU'RE A MEDICAL MIRACLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# *wriggles fluffy green thing*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Strawberry or Marmalade for me:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I have phases.
But right now, it'd be apricot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I want ELDERFLOWERS ON MY TOAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# reminds me of this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlh8j4bVsEo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
Two Ronnies rule:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ^ or with light speaded battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# heathen.
Battenberg? BATTENBERG?
It's a blight on mankind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I whole heartedly agree with this denouncement of a mazipan covered waste of cake.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# ^ You clearly know nothing about food
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I know lots and lots about food. I eat loads of it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I cannot agree
anymore heartily...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I think you will find, sir, that it is the anti-battenberg coalition which is a blight on mankind.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# What could be less of a blight on mankind than an Australian and a bloke from Norfolk?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# you're not doing our argument any favours with that comment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# not now that I've fixed the typo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Glorious battenberg
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Rubbish, someone who would prefer earwax jam on his croissant has no taste.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I have impeccable taste.
As can be seen from my embracing marzipan, our misunderstood almond friend.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I cannot disagree
anymore heartily
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Exactly. It's not as it it's the mighty meatenburg!


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Oh my god
What is this and why don't I know about it already!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I'm prefecting the recipe and will post it on teh board when it's properly completed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# What is the mighty meatenburg?
Although it does look like it could be improved with deep frying.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha
The lighter meat I'm going to try in MkIII I'm going to try lean pork sausage meat instead of a chicken loaf type affair.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hum I'm not a fan of the pork/beef combo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Yeah the chicken/beef didn't go that well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I have to agree
ham and cheese croissant seems very... y'know... french
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# where does one subscribe to your blog?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# www.b3ta.com/board:P
So not getting up in full Morris relaglia this weekend?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# real lol
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Sadly my EU regulation guest cunting in the fuck boots are being resoled.
I wouldn't want to lose a foot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Sodding good for nothing EU!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Your reply should automatically have been
"you're already sweet enough as you are" said in the most monotone voice you could muster.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I just explained for the price they paid
if they were lucky enough to get breakfast it would just be conrflakes and cheap bread with jam from a tin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Do you serve it in bed
and what about breakfast after?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Given the option
I'd *live* in your hostel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Bloke stayed here once for two and a half years:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your Poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] He's selling off some Bargains....


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(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 2 May 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Links --->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 2 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# this is worth it just for the Reptilian Humanoid Hammer :)
also,
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Death to all butt metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# ^haha great song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5tl2_K-d-g&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# no no - it's
death to ALL, but metal !

:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# so, like a metally death to all? Bullets or swords, but not wooden clubs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# from the way those chaps are dressed they are most clearly scared of swine flu!
they must really dislike piggies!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique.


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(SquidHead, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Thats quite creepy

(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Sat 2 May 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Is that a Sycamore leaf?
also - Phwoorrr... side breast!

EDIT: Sycamore Maple (Sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 8:08, archived)
# a Sycamore leaf?
where ?
(SquidHead, Sat 2 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
# more boob..


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She's fully rigged up and i need a name for her - it'm thinking Arlene or someting.
Probably Eileen
(SquidHead, Sat 2 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
# What do you mean by?
"Fully rigged up"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Amazing what computers can do these days
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# Seems to me like shes crawling away from a giant skull trying to eat her

(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Sat 2 May 2009, 7:17, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Nom nom nom is my answer to everything these days
So have a huge oily Kylie...


Fuck! I screwed that up!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 7:19, archived)
# GNUGHHHH

(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Sat 2 May 2009, 7:21, archived)
# You'd be great on that Eggheads program
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:21, archived)
# that would be awesome
Whats the capital of australia?
NOMNOMNOMNOM
(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Sat 2 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
# FIrst laugh of the week for me.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Worryingly : Bindun!
That Hellbound express will be standing room only.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Mindfluff


Morning
(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Sat 2 May 2009, 7:11, archived)
# I like your strange biro thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:12, archived)
# Thanks
Im gonna try to get some more pictures up.
(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Sat 2 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# Is he dreaming of a whoopee cushion?
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:17, archived)
# WHEN YOU IN MY HUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP

SYNC IT (Needs Firefox)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:42, archived)
# Forks are cool but they suck.
WOOT2U
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Don't be a wimp - have some steaks.
www.zshare.net/audio/5948127477db771d/ (Streaming)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Nice
Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Sockeye.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Oh right.
The clues were there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Haha. They're the creators of such classics as:
Tittyfuck a Coalminer
Mushroom Gravy
and
The Boy With the Bruised Butt
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:12, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:23, archived)
# im itchin' for a scratch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:56, archived)
# HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 6:58, archived)
#
SYNC IT (Needs Firefox)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:02, archived)
#
I'll house you! In the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Say what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:10, archived)
# I've never done this before, but
LoL

[edit] your sig made me listen to Aphex Twin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# TAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAXTAMPAX
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
# The sync works well.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:18, archived)
# The synchronised version is the cats's bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

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