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Mel B has already been approached by Hollywood to do the story of her life (sorry)
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mr_mekon ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:16,
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Well done, I am pleased for you. You can see how pleased I am by looking at my face, see, it looks pleased
What a thing to come back to
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:22,
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that story ios truly amazing. I know I would have given up. She's a brave, brave soul.
Invisible Monsters: by Chuck Palahniuk is a terrific read and the similarities to this ladies story are quite bizarre. Check it out peeps.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:23,
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i love his books
everyone should read them all
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:52,
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*glee*
yep. Check out The Manhattan Beach Project by Peter Lefcourt. I love his stuff too. Eleven Karens is very funny too.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17,
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...
...-__-
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:25,
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kill yourselves
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:04,
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Nicely!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:04,
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Is that BIl Hicks?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:06,
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yep
:D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:06,
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woo:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:09,
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it's either him
or Dennis Leary...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:08,
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asshole:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:09,
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Hey! Stop that...
Denis is the best Bill Hicks tribute act we have.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:15,
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*gives up smoking*
*awaits developments* ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:13,
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Can't be Leary
or I'd have found it funny by now.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:23,
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pffft :)
*makes bitchy mwrow-type noise*
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:25,
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We look forward to discussing further the possibility of this strategic advertising relationship between b3ta and Crawler Network, as an Authorized Advertising Reseller. Kindly let us know if you are interested and a dedicated Corporate Sales Manager will be assigned to your account who will... *BANG*
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:07,
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:D
haha
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:09,
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Services will be held this Saturday at 2 p.m.
Church of Latter Day Saints, Warrington, Cheshire.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:13,
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I just think he knew the wrong sort of Marketing people
I know some nice ones - on here and in the real world too.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:07,
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David Letterman being among them!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:10,
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"we love all the stuff you do - you're so different and dangerous
... could you please come on the show and not do that stuff..."
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:13,
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haha!!!
:D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:14,
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I love bill hicks
but he is in part to blame for the current slew of people doing adverts. No comic can touch the subject to take the piss out of it without being told they are ripping him off. the message died with him...
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:10,
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Is this a pea?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:10,
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yeap.
Maybe even word for word, which wouldn't surprise me.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:13,
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beautiful irony eh?
he has become a fucking product, there must be about 50 books on him. When i see that big vrother x factor stuff i think to myself what "would bill think?"
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:12,
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Yes
The answer is yes, what?
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sabre-tooth monkey ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:45,
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awesome work, sir!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:10,
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*worships*
We are indeed, not worthy. *clicks*twice, I tell you - twice!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:11,
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The late great Bill Hicks indeed superb
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:13,
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Is it me ?
Or does look like Shakin' Stevens ? *awaits flame*
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littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:16,
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*psst*
His ciggie is already lit!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:22,
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i'm gonna smoke weed instead...
...(right now)!... :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:27,
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Wolveriniho
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:55,
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Not again!
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webmeister is ready for the pub ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:01,
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well
i warned him, the only place he'll be able to get his bike back is eBay
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:07,
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Hey dudes
how are you all? I've just had to push my knee cap back in to place :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:03,
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oof!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:26,
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It hasn't popped out for a while, always fun trying to get it back in
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:28,
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What's your Q angle?
Do you do quad stretches? Do you do vastus medialis exercises? (You've probably been to a physio and know all about this stuff. I just like the words.)
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:47,
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It is all crap :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:49,
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And how are yer condyles?
Seriously though, I had problems with mine, but a bit of physio-education, some exercises, getting into the habit of stretching regularly, and a few years waiting has done wonders. Your patellage may vary, of course.
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 17:12,
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Rob Icke
SCARY!!
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white, ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:39,
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Ginger nuts?
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:44,
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I had a tunncok's tea cake with a cup of tea
over lunch. you can all touch me if you like, see if any of my awesomeness rubs off
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:45,
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*touches*
*shudders*
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Biscuit Boy - aka - mcvpjd3 ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47,
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Can I skullfuck you?
I promise I'll yell Surprise! first
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47,
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you shouldn't even have to ask
*luvs surprises*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:49,
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I have a cup of tea without a teacake
is that any good?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:52,
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that's 70% as good
the tea cake is not the essential bit - it's the little flurry of wonderfulness on the side... like when an encore goes really well.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:53,
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I yam 'ungry
I could eat 10 teacakes and then stare at the remaining 2, feeling slightly sick but hearing their tempting call..
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:56,
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teacakes do nothing for your hunger man
they're 80% fluffy nothing. you need a bit of fruit or a slice of porridge
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:57,
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hmm nice.. thanks
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:59,
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*applauds*
You have a gift for writing, Prof!
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:09,
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absolutely
i never realised how similar they are facially!!!
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white, ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:46,
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Pfft!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47,
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Gingers. Faaaasands of 'em!
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:50,
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weeeeeeee!
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:35,
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*glees*
I wish all washing machines were like this.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:36,
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oooh!
*too late to edit* ! :)
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:37,
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:D
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47,
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*puts £50 on the mouse*
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:50,
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:26,
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Hahahahahaha!
You nutter!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:28,
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HAHAHAHA
wipeout:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:29,
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Dang
dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang
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An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:54,
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you loon! Hahaha,
I am just about to try my first Buckfast. THere was a bottle left in a room. So free Buckfast! EDIT: Ewww it taste like fudge! I don't like sweet things.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:29,
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You Fool!
Step away from the Buckfast!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:31,
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If I mixed it with champaigne, would it be buckfast fizz?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:32,
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mix it with sausages and egg
and it will be bruckfast
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:34,
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mix it with sump oil and a bit of AdBlue
for truckfast
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:42,
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mix it with pond water and oranges
for duckfast
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:43,
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Fudge-flavoured alcoholic drink?
I can't think of anything more quintessentially American
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:33,
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bacon flavoured alcoholic drink
with a side order of cheese
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:41,
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no, that would be
that would bequintessentially DELICIOUS! as long as it was nice sweaty-eye strong cheddar and not orange plastic . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:42,
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bacon flavoured alcoholic drink
delicious? don't read this Griffy - we're not ready for meat flavoured alcohol.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:44,
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this bottle of 2006 Melton Mowbray
goes especially well with grapes
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:50,
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Guarantees immunity to swine flu
JOY!
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:44,
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ew really
try it with washing up liquid
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:33,
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It's foul!
I'll give it to the guests:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:34,
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I'm developing my love of Port to new levels
this month I have discovered: 1) Vintage Port served with walnuts is almost as good as vintage port served with strong cheese 2) White port served with ice and tonic is fukin lush!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:48,
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Add port to blue WKD for a Cheeky Vimto
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:51,
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I will not
I think I have previously expressed my opinion on blue drinks - I am not in favour of them
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:52,
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Hehehe :D
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:53,
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oh noes!
this is it for you now - you're dooooooooooomed
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:41,
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"Oo what did that plane say?"
"What plane?" "I don't know was there a plane?" "There was a plane? Where where?"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:33,
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poor Maiden
she had such a sharp mind when she was younger.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:35,
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She doesn't know we're here . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:36,
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Is that you?
hello I heard voices... Look I haven't any money but you can have a nice cup of tea young man.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:40,
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*flashes fake ID*
can you let me in? I need to read your meter . . . it costs all your money
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:51,
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"alzheimers"...
... another name for old and stupid.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:30,
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The animals loved it when Jimi's guitar sang about them!
For de-ris, just say brownchicken-brownchicken-browncow quickly.
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Virulent ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:23,
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brwww chica baw baw
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:25,
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not to be mistaken for the classic
brown donkey..hamster..goose egg..small Chihuahua
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:27,
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We're listening to the boys from the big, bad city?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:33,
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work jacket pocket
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:41,
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Giraffa Benitez
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Ninj ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:16,
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dey do doe don't dey?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:17,
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oh dey do
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:33,
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Saw this unfortunate advert.... couldn't think of anywhere else tasteless enough to post it
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Rochdale ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:06,
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4chan?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:08,
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Christ XD
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Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon.... ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:08,
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Daily Mail website?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:09,
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tragedy..sad loss...et cetera....et cetera
I'm sure probably died cock deep in coke
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:14,
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Or his dad left the gas on
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:20,
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*splutters tea*
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:34,
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Draw Off - Ancient Rome
Post 'em if you drew 'em
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:00,
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plus have this fantastic one from HEKIM
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01,
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Fucking hell - that's great.
*clicks like a bastard*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01,
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corr!
reminds me of Dr Doom :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:02,
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MF Doom
DangerDoom, Mad Villain...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:08,
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I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:10,
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hahahah, classic GIR :D
"I saw a squirrel, he was going like this: 'tch tch tch tch tch'!"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:20,
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bloody hell, that's marvelous!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:09,
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thanks all :)
and thanks mr toast for posting for me, ^ loving the nipple & naval thing you got going on up there :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18,
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Romanes Eunt Domus?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01,
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SOCK!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:03,
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hic haec sock
nice tag :)
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:10,
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blimey, the one on the right looks so realistic!
hehehehe, awesome work, as always, Toasty!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01,
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*huggles ickle kitty cat*
Nice ancient Roman dildo in the back there.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:02,
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Well spotted
(and ribbed)
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Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then? ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:06,
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Excellent Tiger skills, that man!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:05,
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TIGER!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:07,
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Ninjiator
Edit: Looking a tad gay in retrospect...:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:15,
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I got told off for putting nondraw post in but I shall be a cnut and pea
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:41,
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(well...sorta)...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 17:01,
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i've missed every draw of so far : (
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:19,
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^
I'm just climbing out of bed and scratching my balls at 13:00 board time. big meanies.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:05,
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Well that went well!!!
Pfft
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KillaKitkat ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:55,
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7 entries despite it being announced on a Bank Holiday, yes, I'd say it did
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:30,
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*Puff*...*pant*...I'm not late am I?
CFB Though this hardly counts as drawing...
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:08,
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Squee~
The tiger is so cute. Can I pet him? :D
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Ellie Bytes is back... again ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:28,
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Last one for the day. Promise.
But you don't get to pick it. Sorry mate. You get a longer tongue. That's it.
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AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:59,
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Hah
thats awesome
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Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon.... ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:00,
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May be time to slow down a lil on the postings.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01,
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mmm, three on the board at once does seem a tad greedy.
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:06,
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Ehh.
Less greed more bored out of my mind. Hence the title of the post being last one today. Figure I ought to start being productive or something.
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AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:10,
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NOOOOOOOO!
Neve be productive! This is the very core of what B3ta stands for!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:12,
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But....
No more posties for the day. Promised. What now?! GAH!
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AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:16,
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Well if you have loads you could
always do a few in one post or pop them in existing threads!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:25,
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Using reply in an existing thread seems to be a fine solution.
Don't think I've spammed you with this yet: sort-of summary of FAQ, with some extras & reasons . Hopefully explains reasons behind this etiquette (as far as I understand it anyway).
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:54,
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Hahah
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:06,
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Dont talk to strangers
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Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon.... ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:56,
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eep!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57,
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I thought you were always to rely on the kindness of them?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57,
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hey little boy,
do you want a candy?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58,
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Yes please.
Do you want bumsex?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:03,
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LOL (actual)
Your username is rather ace
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57,
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But...
They have such lovely candy!
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AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57,
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candy SWEETS!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58,
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oooh, I like that, he looks vaguely tree-ish
an edgy Ent, if you will
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58,
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if i didn't talk to strangers
i couldn't make them feel uncomfortable and freaked out
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:00,
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Hooray for stragners!
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Brims Spurts. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:00,
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that is some fucking awesomeness right there
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:02,
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nice!
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:05,
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pro
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:19,
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superb
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:24,
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Holy buggeration that's good!
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:35,
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Best thing I've seen all day!...
... :)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:15,
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whoa!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 16:53,
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I was away all weekend so i drewed nothing so have some space ships till I do.
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:55,
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Spaceships?
or novelty footwear?
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:55,
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reminds me of g force :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:56,
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^this
with the tranny villain
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:59,
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Star Fleet?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:05,
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that bloke with the lipstick and cape
he was definitely a tranny. also, babysitting tiem :( 'bye!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:10,
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Geeking
It was called Kagaku ninja tai Gatchaman. The edited version here was Battle of the Planets
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:17,
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wooo
*makes star bird noises*www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/starbird/starbird/starbirdbox.jpg Now that was an AWESOME toy. NOSTALGIA LOL
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57,
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^This
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:17,
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Good stuff :)
(
Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon.... ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57,
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that there be some top spaceship designs, sir!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:59,
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Dean worked with other partners before he met Torvill...
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Virulent ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50,
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Also looks like something from The Snowman
Woosome!
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:51,
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this gives me the fear..
i will run away. (+ work is over, so bye bye b3ta)
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52,
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God damned workshy bastard!
TAKE ME WITH YOOOOOOU!
(
Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:55,
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gladly!
:)
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:56,
archived )
What the heck...
Orville and Bean :)
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Virulent ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57,
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hahaha this^
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58,
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i would pay good money to see this live
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01,
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hahaha
:D
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:27,
archived )
Jellyfish!
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:48,
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Penis
AICMFP. ps: this is very woosome :)
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49,
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hahahaa
:)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:51,
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\o/
*gets stung* Owwwwwww!
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49,
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hehehee
:) how do you think i feel trying to grab the damn thing
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:53,
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The extra-thick Marigolds may be required I suspect, Carruthers....
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54,
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coooool
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49,
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:D
cheers!
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54,
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Gorgeous... but
where's the ice cream?
(
Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49,
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why is the rum gone?
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52,
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hahaha
:)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54,
archived )
Aardvark!
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50,
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arr arrr arrr!
:)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:07,
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FELLYJISH!
lovely Sir
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:51,
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hehee
:)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:10,
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mmmm
are they made from jelly babies woo to this tho
(
boff FL OZ ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:51,
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hahahaa
yeah maybe! :D
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:11,
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it shall be mine
and i shall call it squishy and it shall be my squishy.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58,
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you'll love 'im
and pet 'im and kiss 'im :D
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:13,
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this really happened.
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38,
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this is what a Pig Flu virus looks like
and it is cool because of it.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38,
archived )
Flid stump dance
yeah!
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:39,
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happy party thumb worm dance!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:42,
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Foam packing wotsits with teefs and sunglasses!
:OD
(
Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:44,
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it's eagle eyes actually :)
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:46,
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hah
that's a novel use for eagle eyes.
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50,
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You can't hiiiiiiiide your eagle eyes
and your smiiiiiiiile is a thin disguise I thought by noooooooooow you'd realiiiiiiise There ain't no way to hide your eagle eeeeeeeeyes
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Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50,
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but you can put them on a toeeeeee
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52,
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This actually happens on a very regular basis
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Shlvng ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:52,
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Couldn't help but notice this
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8035316.stm in case you are living in a cave. ( In which case, how would you see this? Unless you were on an iPhone or something in which case you could see the news anyway. But then would an iPhone get reception in a cave..?)
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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:36,
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I don't live in a cave and yet I didn't know about this woman's face
PaRaDoXiCaLiTy also - saw a thing about Family guy the other day - the woman who voices Meg is a hottie... which, I now assume, is why there's all the jokes about Meg being abhorrently ugly
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38,
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^ That.
Hot Hot Hot.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:40,
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You mean her?
Yup.
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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:41,
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clearly she's not remotely hot
*saves in 'reference material' file*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:42,
archived )
more of this...
... :)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:43,
archived )
Is that a tiny bit of CT?
:0
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:44,
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i thought i was imagining this!
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54,
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It's like a poorly-made kebab
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:04,
archived )
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:44,
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fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap
255 - its not!
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:46,
archived )
^ Wood
* Even with k3b/-\bs cock
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:47,
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I always assumed K3b/-\b was a woman
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:47,
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*LOL*
^ best answer, ever.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:48,
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Ha ha ha... What she said!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50,
archived )
I say, what splendid footwear.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:48,
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indeed
she could stamp on my nuts all she wanted in them... *has said too much*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49,
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*ahem*
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear, But much more for the touch of your whips, dear. You can raise welts Like nobody else, As we dance to the masochism tango. Let our love be a flame, not an ember, Say its me that you want to dismember. Blacken my eye, Set fire to my tie, As we dance to the masochism tango. At your command Before you here I stand, My heart is in my hand. ecch! Its here that I must be. My heart entreats, Just hear those savage beats, And go put on your cleats And come and trample me. Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany, Thats why Im in such exquisite agony. My soul is on fire, Its aflame with desire, Which is why I perspire When we tango. You caught my nose In your left castanet, love, I can feel the pain yet, love, Evry time I hear drums. And I envy the rose That you held in your teeth, love, With the thorns underneath, love, Sticking into your gums. Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches. The last time I needed twenty stitches To sew up the gash That you made with your lash, As we danced to the masochism tango. Bash in my brain, And make me scream with pain, Then kick me once again, And say well never part. I know too well Im underneath your spell, So, darling, if you smell Something burning, its my heart. Excuse me! Take your cigarette from its holder, And burn your initials in my shoulder. Fracture my spine, And swear that youre mine, As we dance to the masochism tango.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52,
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Words!
and all at once
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54,
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You read them all at once...????
Impressive, sir.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:55,
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I was saving some for later
dont want to spoil my appetite
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:56,
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The Roget's Diet, yes?
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58,
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:D
that's beautiful *saves*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57,
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Ah, the ever-wonderful Mr Tom Lehrer.
A genius.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01,
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Remember the wars against Franco?
That's the place where each one of us belongs. He may have won all the battles... ...but we had all the best songs. Genius indeed.
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:26,
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"...so, imagine, if you will,
that I'm playing an 88-string guitar." :D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:31,
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*pops back*
Ahhh, splendid, yes!
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 17:46,
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Is that central park in the background
looks like it to me
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49,
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Looks like the roof terrace of The Hudson Hotel to me.
Which if so, would say yes. I have stayed there.... *imagines th epossibility that Mila Kunis slept in my bed*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58,
archived )
No you dont
she snores which keeps me awake
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01,
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Shitting hell.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49,
archived )
Family Guy film is in the works
Having seen Stewie Griffin: The untold story, I don't hold out much hope
(
Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:43,
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no - plus futurama films, Simpsons... South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut was good
... Aqua Teen Hunger Force Move Film For Theatres was pretty fucking awesome actually... but no - you're right.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:45,
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Aw! I REALLY want to see ATHFMFFT!
(
Joliet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52,
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you should see it
as soon as you can do. IT. FUCKING. ROCKS.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:05,
archived )
"Oh god yeah
It could be worse than that Chris Tucker re-make of The Killing Fields" CUT TO NON-SEQUITER JOKE
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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:13,
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I've not looked at the bbc
I hope my house isn't a cave when I get back. I still owe a lot on it. :(
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38,
archived )
and....
and possibly
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:39,
archived )
these are making me laugh...
...i knew Henry was Microwaves inspiration.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:44,
archived )
Osama bin Laden's got his kidney dialysis machine in his cave
I bet he's got a good signal
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:39,
archived )
The shotgun women has already got endorsements
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:47,
archived )
She's right.... isn't she..?
(
AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:27,
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my, what a lovely....erm.....dress....
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:29,
archived )
DONT YOU FUCKING JUDGE HER ON LOOKS. DONT YOU DARE. DONT YOU FUCKING WELL DARE!
Judge her by her looks, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For her ally is the voice, and a powerful ally it is.
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:37,
archived )
okaaaaayyy
*backs away slowly*
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:42,
archived )
of course she is,
of course... =D
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:31,
archived )
*rubs eyes*
It CAN'T be!? but . . . but . . . it IS! LOOK EVERYONE! STEVE DAVIS IS HERE!hello Ives! C]:0) EDIT: *50p*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:37,
archived )
*hands out cues*
eeop unc!! i'm fine, i slipped away from work early to pick my bike up from the bike shop! How the devil art thou?
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:40,
archived )
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives
is it real?
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:40,
archived )
ow!
don't pinch!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:42,
archived )
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN????
not a phone call, not a message, nothing to let us know you were still alive! don't you ever think about the people who are worried about you, you selfish bugger??
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:45,
archived )
well, almost.
then i go back to thinking about me. =D *hugs* how are ya chief?!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:46,
archived )
fine yet itchy.
yourself?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:47,
archived )
There were some bad album covers..but this took the biscuit.. *where to, it is not yet confirmed*
(
TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:23,
archived )
he has the hands of a muppet
use this information wisely
(
spacefish bong! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:25,
archived )
pffft.
GO ON, CENSOR THE INTERNET WHY DON'T YOU. Cunts. Ooh, hello, widescreen comment box. Sexy.
(
hexachordal la la la la la ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:25,
archived )
someone's let him out!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:26,
archived )
He didn't do anything wrong!
we love you michael
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:29,
archived )
Yes, hello.
Internet is fun, I forget this sometimes.
(
hexachordal la la la la la ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:33,
archived )
Can I post this here?
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:16,
archived )
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:16,
archived )
if you like
some people may be weirdly pedantic and ask for a thumbnail, but ignore them
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:17,
archived )
If we ignored everyone who asked for that, there would only be a few of us left to see !
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:19,
archived )
hahahaha
you dun it! *points* :D
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:21,
archived )
well, you have.
if it's a link you might want to warn people how big it is.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:17,
archived )
yes, you can
you canhowever a clickable thumbnail or a slightly smaller filesized version would be nice
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:18,
archived )
* Clicks Ignore, as per HappyToasts request above
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:21,
archived )
noooo! I didn't mean THAT ignore!
:D
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:23,
archived )
Who said that?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:32,
archived )
this made me not care about dave?
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:19,
archived )
nice
that should be a real site can you spare 10p?
(
spacefish bong! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:21,
archived )
The admin costs will be 15p per 10p donation.
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:22,
archived )
sure guv, i can pay it back at the end of the month
(
spacefish bong! ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:24,
archived )
You're a cunt
(
Peter_G ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38,
archived )
Really?
Tramp lover
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:48,
archived )
at least have a little bit of respect
(
Peter_G ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50,
archived )
Oh dear
I think you've come to the wrong place for that. This is b3ta. And, it's ok to take the piss out of innocent people murdered by terrorists but not whinos...www.b3ta.com/board/9406126
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 15:29,
archived )
PLEASE
Won't someone think of the winos!!
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 6 May 2009, 18:17,
archived )
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