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# Mel B has already been approached by Hollywood to do the story of her life (sorry)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Well done, I am pleased for you. You can see how pleased I am by looking at my face, see, it looks pleased
What a thing to come back to
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# that story ios truly amazing. I know I would have given up. She's a brave, brave soul.


Invisible Monsters: by Chuck Palahniuk is a terrific read and the similarities to this ladies story are quite bizarre. Check it out peeps.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# i love his books
everyone should read them all
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *glee*
yep.

Check out The Manhattan Beach Project by Peter Lefcourt. I love his stuff too.

Eleven Karens is very funny too.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ...
...-__-
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# kill yourselves
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Is that BIl Hicks?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# yep
:D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# woo:)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# it's either him
or Dennis Leary...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# asshole:P
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Hey! Stop that...
Denis is the best Bill Hicks tribute act we have.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *gives up smoking*
*awaits developments* ;)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Can't be Leary
or I'd have found it funny by now.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# pffft :)
*makes bitchy mwrow-type noise*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
#
We look forward to discussing further the possibility of this strategic advertising relationship between b3ta and Crawler Network, as an Authorized Advertising Reseller. Kindly let us know if you are interested and a dedicated Corporate Sales Manager will be assigned to your account who will... *BANG*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :D
haha
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Services will be held this Saturday at 2 p.m.
Church of Latter Day Saints, Warrington, Cheshire.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I just think he knew the wrong sort of Marketing people
I know some nice ones - on here and in the real world too.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# David Letterman being among them!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# "we love all the stuff you do - you're so different and dangerous
... could you please come on the show and not do that stuff..."
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# haha!!!
:D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I love bill hicks
but he is in part to blame for the current slew of people doing adverts. No comic can touch the subject to take the piss out of it without being told they are ripping him off. the message died with him...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Is this a pea?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# yeap.
Maybe even word for word, which wouldn't surprise me.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# beautiful irony eh?
he has become a fucking product, there must be about 50 books on him. When i see that big vrother x factor stuff i think to myself what "would bill think?"
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Yes
The answer is yes, what?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# awesome work, sir!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *worships*
We are indeed, not worthy.
*clicks*


twice, I tell you - twice!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# The late great Bill Hicks indeed superb
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Is it me ?
Or does look like Shakin' Stevens ?

*awaits flame*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *psst*
His ciggie is already lit!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# i'm gonna smoke weed instead...
...(right now)!... :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Wolveriniho
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Not again!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# well
i warned him, the only place he'll be able to get his bike back is eBay
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hey dudes
how are you all?

I've just had to push my knee cap back in to place :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# oof!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# It hasn't popped out for a while, always fun trying to get it back in
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# What's your Q angle?
Do you do quad stretches?
Do you do vastus medialis exercises?
(You've probably been to a physio and know all about this stuff. I just like the words.)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# It is all crap :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# And how are yer condyles?
Seriously though, I had problems with mine, but a bit of physio-education, some exercises, getting into the habit of stretching regularly, and a few years waiting has done wonders. Your patellage may vary, of course.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Rob Icke


SCARY!!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Ginger nuts?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I had a tunncok's tea cake with a cup of tea
over lunch.

you can all touch me if you like, see if any of my awesomeness rubs off
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *touches*
*shudders*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Can I skullfuck you?

I promise I'll yell Surprise! first
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# you shouldn't even have to ask
*luvs surprises*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I have a cup of tea without a teacake
is that any good?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# that's 70% as good
the tea cake is not the essential bit - it's the little flurry of wonderfulness on the side... like when an encore goes really well.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I yam 'ungry
I could eat 10 teacakes and then stare at the remaining 2, feeling slightly sick but hearing their tempting call..
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# teacakes do nothing for your hunger man
they're 80% fluffy nothing.

you need a bit of fruit or a slice of porridge
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hmm nice.. thanks
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *applauds*
You have a gift for writing, Prof!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# absolutely
i never realised how similar they are facially!!!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Gingers. Faaaasands of 'em!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# weeeeeeee!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# *glees*
I wish all washing machines were like this.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# oooh!
*too late to edit* !
:)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *puts £50 on the mouse*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
#

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
You nutter!


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
wipeout:)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Dang
dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# you loon! Hahaha,
I am just about to try my first Buckfast. THere was a bottle left in a room. So free Buckfast!

EDIT: Ewww it taste like fudge! I don't like sweet things.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# You Fool!
Step away from the Buckfast!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# If I mixed it with champaigne, would it be buckfast fizz?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# mix it with sausages and egg
and it will be bruckfast
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# mix it with sump oil and a bit of AdBlue
for truckfast
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# mix it with pond water and oranges
for duckfast
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Fudge-flavoured alcoholic drink?
I can't think of anything more quintessentially American


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# bacon flavoured alcoholic drink
with a side order of cheese
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# no, that would be
that would bequintessentially DELICIOUS! as long as it was nice sweaty-eye strong cheddar and not orange plastic . . .


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# bacon flavoured alcoholic drink
delicious?

don't read this Griffy - we're not ready for meat flavoured alcohol.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# this bottle of 2006 Melton Mowbray
goes especially well with grapes
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Guarantees immunity to swine flu
JOY!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# ew really
try it with washing up liquid
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# It's foul!
I'll give it to the guests:P
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I'm developing my love of Port to new levels
this month I have discovered:

1) Vintage Port served with walnuts is almost as good as vintage port served with strong cheese

2) White port served with ice and tonic is fukin lush!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Add port to blue WKD for a Cheeky Vimto
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I will not
I think I have previously expressed my opinion on blue drinks - I am not in favour of them
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Hehehe :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# oh noes!
this is it for you now - you're dooooooooooomed
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# "Oo what did that plane say?"
"What plane?"
"I don't know was there a plane?"
"There was a plane? Where where?"
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I want me cocoa!


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# poor Maiden
she had such a sharp mind when she was younger.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# She doesn't know we're here . . .


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Is that you?
hello I heard voices... Look I haven't any money but you can have a nice cup of tea young man.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *flashes fake ID*
can you let me in? I need to read your meter . . . it costs all your money


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# "alzheimers"...
... another name for old and stupid.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# The animals loved it when Jimi's guitar sang about them!

For de-ris, just say brownchicken-brownchicken-browncow quickly.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# brwww chica baw baw
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# not to be mistaken for the classic


brown donkey..hamster..goose egg..small Chihuahua
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *boogies*
'lo


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# We're listening to the boys from the big, bad city?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# work jacket pocket
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Giraffa Benitez
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# dey do doe don't dey?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# oh dey do
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Saw this unfortunate advert.... couldn't think of anywhere else tasteless enough to post it
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# 4chan?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Christ XD

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Daily Mail website?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# tragedy..sad loss...et cetera....et cetera
I'm sure


probably died cock deep in coke
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Or his dad left the gas on
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *splutters tea*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Draw Off - Ancient Rome

Post 'em if you drew 'em
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# plus have this fantastic one from HEKIM
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Fucking hell - that's great.
*clicks like a bastard*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# corr!

reminds me of Dr Doom :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# MF Doom
DangerDoom, Mad Villain...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahahah, classic GIR :D
"I saw a squirrel, he was going like this: 'tch tch tch tch tch'!"
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# bloody hell, that's marvelous!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# thanks all :)
and thanks mr toast for posting for me, ^ loving the nipple & naval thing you got going on up there :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Romanes Eunt Domus?

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# SOCK!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hic haec sock
nice tag :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# blimey, the one on the right looks so realistic!
hehehehe, awesome work, as always, Toasty!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *huggles ickle kitty cat*
Nice ancient Roman dildo in the back there.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Well spotted
(and ribbed)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Excellent Tiger skills, that man!
:D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# TIGER!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Ninjiator

Edit: Looking a tad gay in retrospect...:D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I got told off for putting nondraw post in but I shall be a cnut and pea
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# (well...sorta)...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# i've missed every draw of so far : (
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ^
I'm just climbing out of bed and scratching my balls at 13:00 board time.




big meanies.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Well that went well!!!
Pfft
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# 7 entries despite it being announced on a Bank Holiday, yes, I'd say it did
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *Puff*...*pant*...I'm not late am I?

CFB
Though this hardly counts as drawing...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Squee~
The tiger is so cute. Can I pet him? :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Last one for the day. Promise.


But you don't get to pick it. Sorry mate. You get a longer tongue. That's it.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hah
thats awesome
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# May be time to slow down a lil on the postings.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# mmm, three on the board at once does seem a tad greedy.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ehh.
Less greed more bored out of my mind. Hence the title of the post being last one today. Figure I ought to start being productive or something.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!
Neve be productive! This is the very core of what B3ta stands for!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# But....
No more posties for the day. Promised. What now?! GAH!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Well if you have loads you could
always do a few in one post or pop them in existing threads!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Using reply in an existing thread seems to be a fine solution.
Don't think I've spammed you with this yet: sort-of summary of FAQ, with some extras & reasons. Hopefully explains reasons behind this etiquette (as far as I understand it anyway).
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahah
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Dont talk to strangers
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# eep!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I thought you were always to rely on the kindness of them?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hey little boy,
do you want a candy?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Yes please.
Do you want bumsex?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# LOL (actual)
Your username is rather ace
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# But...
They have such lovely candy!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
#
candy SWEETS!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# oooh, I like that, he looks vaguely tree-ish
an edgy Ent, if you will
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# if i didn't talk to strangers
i couldn't make them feel uncomfortable and freaked out
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hooray for stragners!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# that is some fucking awesomeness right there
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# nice!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# pro
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# superb
:)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Holy buggeration that's good!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Best thing I've seen all day!...
... :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# whoa!

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I was away all weekend so i drewed nothing so have some space ships till I do.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Spaceships?
or novelty footwear?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# reminds me of g force :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# ^this
with the tranny villain
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Star Fleet?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# that bloke with the lipstick and cape
he was definitely a tranny.
also, babysitting tiem :(
'bye!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Geeking
It was called

Kagaku ninja tai Gatchaman.

The edited version here was Battle of the Planets
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# wooo
*makes star bird noises*

www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/starbird/starbird/starbirdbox.jpg

Now that was an AWESOME toy.

NOSTALGIA LOL
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Good stuff :)

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# that there be some top spaceship designs, sir!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Dean worked with other partners before he met Torvill...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Also looks like something from The Snowman
Woosome!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# this gives me the fear..
i will run away. (+ work is over, so bye bye b3ta)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# God damned workshy bastard!
TAKE ME WITH YOOOOOOU!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# gladly!
:)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# What the heck...

Orville and Bean :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha this^
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# i would pay good money to see this live
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Jellyfish!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Penis
AICMFP.

ps: this is very woosome :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# \o/
*gets stung*

Owwwwwww!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hehehee
:) how do you think i feel trying to grab the damn thing

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# The extra-thick Marigolds may be required I suspect, Carruthers....
;-)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# coooool
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# :D
cheers!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Gorgeous... but
where's the ice cream?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# why is the rum gone?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Aardvark!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# arr arrr arrr!
:)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# FELLYJISH!
lovely Sir
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hehee
:)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# mmmm
are they made from jelly babies

woo to this tho
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaa
yeah maybe! :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# it shall be mine
and i shall call it squishy and it shall be my squishy.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# you'll love 'im
and pet 'im
and kiss 'im :D

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# this really happened.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# this is what a Pig Flu virus looks like
and it is cool because of it.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Flid stump dance
yeah!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# happy party thumb worm dance!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Foam packing wotsits with teefs and sunglasses!
:OD
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# it's eagle eyes actually :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hah
that's a novel use for eagle eyes.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You can't hiiiiiiiide your eagle eyes
and your smiiiiiiiile is a thin disguise
I thought by noooooooooow you'd realiiiiiiise
There ain't no way to hide your eagle eeeeeeeeyes
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# but you can put them on a toeeeeee
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# This actually happens on a very regular basis
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Couldn't help but notice this


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8035316.stm in case you are living in a cave. (

In which case, how would you see this? Unless you were on an iPhone or something in which case you could see the news anyway. But then would an iPhone get reception in a cave..?)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I don't live in a cave and yet I didn't know about this woman's face
PaRaDoXiCaLiTy

also - saw a thing about Family guy the other day - the woman who voices Meg is a hottie... which, I now assume, is why there's all the jokes about Meg being abhorrently ugly
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# ^ That.
Hot Hot Hot.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# You mean her?


Yup.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# clearly she's not remotely hot
*saves in 'reference material' file*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# more of this...
... :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Is that a tiny bit of CT?
:0
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# i thought i was imagining this!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# It's like a poorly-made kebab
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
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255 - its not!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ^ Wood

* Even with k3b/-\bs cock
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I always assumed K3b/-\b was a woman
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *LOL*
^ best answer, ever.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha... What she said!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I say, what splendid footwear.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# indeed
she could stamp on my nuts all she wanted in them...

*has said too much*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *ahem*
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

Let our love
be a flame, not an ember,
Say its me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand. ecch!
Its here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
Thats why Im in such exquisite agony.

My soul is on fire,
Its aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire
When we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Evry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the masochism tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say well never part.
I know too well
Im underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, its my heart.
Excuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that youre mine,
As we dance to the masochism tango.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Words!
and all at once

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# You read them all at once...????
Impressive, sir.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I was saving some for later
dont want to spoil my appetite
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# The Roget's Diet, yes?
;-)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# :D
that's beautiful

*saves*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Ah, the ever-wonderful Mr Tom Lehrer.
A genius.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Remember the wars against Franco?
That's the place where each one of us belongs.
He may have won all the battles...
...but we had all the best songs.

Genius indeed.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# "...so, imagine, if you will,
that I'm playing an 88-string guitar."

:D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *pops back*
Ahhh, splendid, yes!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Is that central park in the background
looks like it to me
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Looks like the roof terrace of The Hudson Hotel to me.
Which if so, would say yes. I have stayed there....

*imagines th epossibility that Mila Kunis slept in my bed*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# No you dont
she snores which keeps me awake
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Shitting hell.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Family Guy film is in the works
Having seen Stewie Griffin: The untold story, I don't hold out much hope
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# no - plus futurama films, Simpsons... South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut was good
... Aqua Teen Hunger Force Move Film For Theatres was pretty fucking awesome actually...

but no - you're right.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Aw! I REALLY want to see ATHFMFFT!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# you should see it
as soon as you can do. IT. FUCKING. ROCKS.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# "Oh god yeah
It could be worse than that Chris Tucker re-make of The Killing Fields"

CUT TO NON-SEQUITER JOKE
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I've not looked at the bbc
I hope my house isn't a cave when I get back. I still owe a lot on it. :(
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# and....

and possibly
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# these are making me laugh...
...i knew Henry was Microwaves inspiration.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Osama bin Laden's got his kidney dialysis machine in his cave
I bet he's got a good signal
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# The shotgun women has already got endorsements
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# She's right.... isn't she..?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# my, what a lovely....erm.....dress....
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# DONT YOU FUCKING JUDGE HER ON LOOKS. DONT YOU DARE. DONT YOU FUCKING WELL DARE!

Judge her by her looks, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For her ally is the voice, and a powerful ally it is.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# okaaaaayyy
*backs away slowly*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# of course she is,
of course...
=D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
It CAN'T be!? but . . . but . . . it IS!

LOOK EVERYONE! STEVE DAVIS IS HERE!

hello Ives! C]:0)

EDIT: *50p*


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# *hands out cues*
eeop unc!!
i'm fine, i slipped away from work early to pick my bike up from the bike shop!
How the devil art thou?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Braw!


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives
is it real?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# ow!
don't pinch!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN????
not a phone call, not a message, nothing to let us know you were still alive! don't you ever think about the people who are worried about you, you selfish bugger??
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# well, almost.
then i go back to thinking about me.
=D
*hugs*
how are ya chief?!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# fine yet itchy.
yourself?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# There were some bad album covers..but this took the biscuit.. *where to, it is not yet confirmed*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# he has the hands of a muppet
use this information wisely
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# pffft.
GO ON, CENSOR THE INTERNET WHY DON'T YOU.


Cunts.

Ooh, hello, widescreen comment box. Sexy.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# someone's let him out!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# He didn't do anything wrong!
we love you michael
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Yes, hello.
Internet is fun, I forget this sometimes.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Can I post this here?
i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/h4h.jpg

It is large, and I cant do thumbnails so apologies.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# if you like
some people may be weirdly pedantic and ask for a thumbnail, but ignore them
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# If we ignored everyone who asked for that, there would only be a few of us left to see !
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *blinks*
*cries*


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha
you dun it! *points*


:D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# well, you have.
if it's a link you might want to warn people how big it is.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# yes, you can
you canhowever a clickable thumbnail or a slightly smaller filesized version would be nice


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# * Clicks Ignore, as per HappyToasts request above
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# noooo! I didn't mean THAT ignore!
:D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Who said that?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# this made me not care about dave?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# nice
that should be a real site

can you spare 10p?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# The admin costs will be 15p per 10p donation.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# sure guv, i can pay it back at the end of the month
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# You're a cunt
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Really?
Tramp lover
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# at least have a little bit of respect
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Oh dear
I think you've come to the wrong place for that. This is b3ta.

And, it's ok to take the piss out of innocent people murdered by terrorists but not whinos...

www.b3ta.com/board/9406126
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# PLEASE
Won't someone think of the winos!!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

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