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Am I only the only one thinking...

... we should LITERALLY storm Parliament and kick them out? Revolution and that?

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

fuck em!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

fuck 'em

woo!

edit: the answer to your question is,

FUCK YEAH RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!

and then after we can all go have a nice cup of tea

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

arf

they'll sell like hot cakes:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

its the

small to john prescott
that does it for me

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

Thank Heavens for Lil Girlz...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

are they going to FIGHT

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

ever hear of 'Rumble in the Jungle'?...

...that was nothing!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

also: quick, dirty and i am ashamed:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

Fucking hell

150% rough in this post.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

ris? thankyou?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

you sullied my lil girlz...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

*dictionary.com ... 'sullied' ...*

dammit. not what i thought it was.
*puts gaffa tape back in cupboard*

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

PFFFFTTTTT

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

I think I've had the girl on the right.

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zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

i hope she was better looking in the flesh...

or did you bag her up?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

tee heeeheee

sweet:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

haw haw...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

the end is nigh:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

Word . . . final !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

'KING super

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

And everything nice . . . neenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Yum ^_^

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Everyone loves pea-ness

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

i don't know about you but i cant get enough peaness

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

Pea-ness is delicious indeed

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Shlvng, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

haha, You're a good noob

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

hahaha

my first post picture posted was a pea related post

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

End of day doodle.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Melons!!

i like that

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Surprisingly melon free for a JJ sketch

Love the colours, and the absence of the signature, ahem, beach balls is no bad thing in my humble opinion.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Only my quick pin-up characters seem to have howitzers.

Most of my comic characters have a more normal frame.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

And big tails.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I like your big* wimmins.

You draw them well, and in very complimentary ways, which is a real breath of fresh air.

*by this I mean your big tubby cat woman person.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Just happy that people never see my work as demeaning.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Speaking as a woman, I don't.

I really do think the only person who can demean another is themselves. After all, it's how YOU act that matters, not what others think of your actions.

IMo, anyway.

Plus women are curvynice. This is true and good. Well done and thank you for noticing :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

^this

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

as a squirrel

I find your work unrepresentative and highly offensive.

Cats seem to have your support however, the sluts.

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

And viva la difference to you sir

I know you come in for a lot of undeserved flak, but looking past the uber-norks (prefer something a bit more natural, gravity being a harsh mistress en all) you do great work and you have my respect, sah. Or I might be jealous that I never seem to find the time to pick up the pencil any more....

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

Carry a pad and pen at all times!

You'll find time to squeeze in a quick sketch!
:)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

My sketchbook is covered in curry

for some inexplicable reason. :(

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

someone spilled curry on it

does that explain it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Judging by your username

You combine the intellect of a high-level academic with the sleuthing skills of a hard-boiled PI.

You appear to be living up to said name.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Our Prof is well clevarr

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

but apprentice student undercover is not so smart

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

not enough of your pin ups wear corsets :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

just reminded me of the melon sellers on the beach

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

"Dat melon is for display purposes only".

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

"dat melon is more than you earn in a day"

robbng bastards, usually

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I am WANKING.

I am wanking in your BUTTER.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

INB4CENARIS FUCK YEAH

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

that only because this one is mostly human

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

I now want to live an elfy lifestyle

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

I'm hungy.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

it's realy not worth her 'wearing' that thing

it covers NOTHING

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

This is how JollyTits makes his millions.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

*rolls in imaginary money*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

ROLL FASTER.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

imagine harder

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

I'll imagine harder for a dollar.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

imagine a hard dollar

glistening in the sun

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

You see not from the front.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

I NEED

a piss.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

mmmmmmmmm..... tropical!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Marvellous as ever.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Really nice sand colours, JJ

you've really paid attention.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

It WAS more an exercise in colour than anything else.

Tropical skies, seas and general lighting is a bugger to get right...

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

That's why I said it

I wasn't going 'boo' at the rest of it, I just find sand a real arse to get right in terms of colour, so I was really impressed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Ta :)

I actually brought a little bit of sand home with me from my trip out to Auz last year. Used it as reference for this pic :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Ahhhh!

I won't judge that as cheating :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm afraid it's all wrong

You need more lensflare than that, you should barely be able to see any detail in places.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

you are JJ Abrams

AICMFP

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Haha winner

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

least efficent clothes ever :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Pretty.

By the way, your last Kat one, I presume you're aware of M'ress:
Click for TrekYiff

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

It's worse than that

He's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim, dead!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

I just watched the DS9 tribbles/timewarp episode at the weekend.

Didn't notice the "I'm a doctor, not a..." bit before. Gleed a bit when I spotted that line this time round.

Don't suppose there are any Caitian crew members in the new movie though?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

thats a great episode

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

hello...

...sunshine!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

nice background work and colouring :D

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Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

I like this

'nuff said really

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

I love this

allot! *clicks*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

If Carlsberg made Monarchs...

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Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

shop!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Ta M3

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Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

grumpy old cow

oh no you didn't comment!!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Marvelous! *click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Ta Stevie!

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Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

soup

meet herb

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

Thank...

...meet you! :) Ta Prof

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Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Excellent stuff.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Thanks Stan

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Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I thought it was gin that made monarchs, not Carlsberg?

Queen Mum, gawd bless 'er, etc.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

i am the

WARRIOR QUEEN

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Needs more Xena

Warrior Vaggi

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

needs more Xena's assistant

(Gabrielle, wasn't it?)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Needs more Herculese

he now plays in that shit sci-fi series.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

left: would

right: have

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Stop talking about your hands

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Ho-Ho!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

HAAA

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Hee hee?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

HOWOW HOWOW

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

HUM

HUM

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Peu peu

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

I squinted

and it became 3d

now I live in fear!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

your mum

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

You'r mum's mum!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Your mum's mum's mum's mum's mum's granny

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

and the horse they road in on!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

:-) horsey!

yay

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

3d with FOUR ARMS

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Adblock'd.

Daaaayyuuum.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

get out from behind the sofa man!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

im scared n i dnt wana :C

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

haha

cockeyes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

CHRIST ON A BOAT!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Christian bale?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

oh MY

...its.....ROLFMAOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I saw this earlier

and I'm still flummoxed

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

its rolfmaool

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

adblocked because its hurting my eyes trying to work out what it is

*takes 1d6 sanity loss*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

adblock is great

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

HOLY COCK

I bloody love this

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Shlvng, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

doom!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

spooooooon!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

hahaha

haha

(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

jaffa caykes

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

DANCE LIL' SISTER

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Get up outta' your rockin chair grandma!

Or rather, would you care to dance grandmother?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

OHFUCKOFF!!!BIGGERSPANG!!!

lol-riffic.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

its all your fault!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

It always is!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

SEAM THIS!

I'm going home.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

THAT'S A BUNCH OF FUCKING MONKEYS!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

oh dear! :D

tj: i'd like some sites like moldymen and smouch.net/lol, a friend wants them for a project, pwease can you help?

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weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

'Please' would be nice.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

5 million

would be nice

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

OK.

Please x 5 million

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

whoops, where's my manners? :D

though i did say i'd like them, instead of I WANT MALISHUS SYTES!

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weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Can we have them back when they're finished with them?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

The back sez 'Burn after using'

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

I'll fart in your mouth for a dollar.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Dirty girl

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

I'm pretty too.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Thats what all dirty pretty girls say

;) alright, i'm going home to my own dirty girl .

See yah.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9437547

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Give me the dollar first

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

What are you gonna do with it?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

i'll let you fist me for a quid

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weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

What If I use my left foot?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

what shoe size are you?

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weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

peeeerfect

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weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

It will rip you another crater ;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

it better do!

i don't expect anything less

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weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

PERVERT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Fartyface

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

*hugs in a sexual way*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I farted a little bit.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Now to a quif!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

sillydaft

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

oh, good grief...

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enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Hometime

See you lovely peeps later / tomorrow.

Kapla!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

Nasal Blears

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

Dear God!

Love your sig by the way sir. Proper LOL :)

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Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

an atheist can believe in god

they just dont like religion innit

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

what?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

He said

"an atheist can believe in god
they just dont like religion innit"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

oh thank god, I thought I'd misheard :)

it's still nonsense though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

She looks like a Ferengi

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

looks like, acts like....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

It's all about the profit!

The first rule of acquisition suits her well:
Once you have their money, you never give it back

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

haha yes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

'shopped pics only :D

top work, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

sexy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

What does her fanny smell like?

er, isn't that how it goes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

rotten eggs

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

I just sicked in my mouth

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

good lad!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Rotten paper, barbour macs and marrow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Hello

I went for a wee earlier and was trumping merrily up the musical scale and back down again when I hit a brown note and followed through.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

and yet I still adore you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

I never have pooey pants when I see you, though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

No, you're a lovelykins and you always make sure you're fresh

otherwise I'd have to upend you on a table, grab your fuzzy ankles with one hand and thoroughly emasculate you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

*googles*

=:0

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Sorry, had to go and do stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

hahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

hahaha!

Nasal Blears? Try Sinex.

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enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

And they're off!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

oh my good god... SSSSPPPPPAAANNNGGGGG!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Arf!!

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Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

SPANG!

nicely

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

GAH!

www.snipurl.com/spang

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

VIRUS ALERT!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

He's steaming along!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Arf!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

*they're

I'm glad I could help you.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Ha! Of course!!

I nearly put "their" but thought it was wrong!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

hahaha clicky

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Blurred printers?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Epson Derby

It's a pun.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

oh... I thought so :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

That's not Derby!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

But it is Epsom.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

In which case it's Epsom Epsons :P

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

hahaha

(

hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

yay!

that's ace! but there's no-one watching them...poor printers.

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enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

i dont like your toner...

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

omg you canon be serious

(

hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

no need

to burst his bubblejet

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

you're

on form-feed today...

not easy, printer puns...

(

enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

This pun thread

needs some humour inkjected in it.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

i'll collate my things and go

(

hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

HAHAHHAHAH!!!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

DPI don't think so

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

just have to use your head

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

oh brother

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

someone needs to de-fuser this situation

....0.0

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Tray bon!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

nozzle-topf!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

fucking hell you are all "queueing" up with puns

this thread should be CANCELLED

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

if only it was that black and white

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Really?

I think they're daisywheely difficult.

(

enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

OHFUCKOFF!!!! SPANG!!!

hahahah!!! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

oh fuck...

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Haha, bindun I'm afraid, by head-doctor.

Still good though :D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

Don't be afraid.

I'm not.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

heh heh heh

mine's trailing(dx3850)......:(.....still works though:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

hahaha

I have the hallowed printer all ready for teh London Basheroonie.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

O_O

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

-_-

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

O_O

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Bin dun? shurely...

Click for bigger (284 kb)

(zaccety, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

hahaha

Also my 'If I Were an Animal' toilet blackboard person has struck again...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

hahahah, you know who it is yet?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

Simples!

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

'If I were an animal, I'd be an Australian in dire need of some employment'

go on, dare you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

pfffffffffffft!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

It'd be funny, right?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Yes, but I am speaking from the point of view of a non-australian not looking for work

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

The person in question has a job:P

You'll meet them at the bash. If they're not working.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Gah.

a hobby, then. or 'less chalk'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

deep

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

you need to lay some traps

with jaffa cakes as bait

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

whoever it is

they should sign up here - they'd love it.

(

enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I know who it is.

They'll still be here when the bash is on:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

well, I can safely rule out Riverghost as the culprit

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Yes

I am far from simples. I'll have you know I have the highest IQ of anyone sitting in my seat at the moment!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

have you included the seat itself in that last statement?

;) *scarpers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

It was unavailable for comment.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

"comMunicate"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

Schmeg?

Merm?

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

BREAK YOUR FENCE, BRITTLE CRANE

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

spellon fur dummis

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

They do say you start to look like your dog...

(

Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I say

that's great

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

Hallo Bilbo!

(

Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

How do

Gosh I'm tired!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Me too...

(

Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

why is that dog wearing a monacle?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

because he lost his glasses!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:(

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

YOU ARE HYSTERICAL

*SLAPS*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Try the veal!

I already have!

It's just like the real thing!

*leaves*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

jowly

ooooh yes

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Nicely!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Thanks Barbie!

(

Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

hahhahahaha, utterly awesome N'!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Thanks Shtevie!

(

Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

haha!

you've made him look a bit like Winston C (and a lot like a dog, obviously)

(

enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Marvellous!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Thanks Stan!

I trust you stood WELL back when the towres came down near Meadowhall? :)

(

Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Yep.

Tucked up safely in bed!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

i knew it was you before i scrolled down!

:D woo!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Thanks op!

You well sir? :)

(

Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

wow :)

that's totally sweet :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Whilst playing the Thomas the Tank Engine Drinking Game

...at the weekend, we realised how much of a twat Gordon is.

Drink every time a train whistles, when the trains get told off by the fat controller and every time a train gets a new coat of paint!

(Kloopy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

AND he was a right queer

even at a young age i could tell that

(

Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

A what?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

YOUNG AGE

deafy

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Lets chat. You can pick the topic.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

I've never seen the point in playing games with drink

you loose so much valuable drinking time

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

in all honesty. this.

unless the games also involve the shedding of lady clothes

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

or putting them on

if you have a dangly thing between your legs.

(

Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

putting lady clothes on?

hmmm

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

unless of you reverse the logic

you have to constantly drink until you play the game and then continuesly drink after your turn.

(

Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

the game usually involves trying to find your way home

in the dark
with a stranger

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Just watch an episode...

...and count the whistles.

(Kloopy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

thomas the tanked engine?

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

I did a similar picture years ago.

"the lying Scotsman" but I can't find it :(

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

I'm hoping you're a student

and not a very irresponsible parent

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

haha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Calypso

Click for bigger (145 kb)

(fipi_lele, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

What do you mean he's fucking BLACK?!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

In other news I see that

Katie Price has just managed to shed 12 stone of ugly fat.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Oh that's a shame :(

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Someone took her plug out?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

B-b-b-b-but they were so in love!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Oh, she's left Peter?

I like him, good. He seems like a lovely chap.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

He's obviously no longer

box office material on the living channel or whoever owns them nowadays.

I expect she'll marry jack Tweed next. Oh boy the leech rags and living could have a field day with that one. For a few years.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

I can hear the kerching-kerching-kerching already

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

oh fuckinell

perhaps Peter will marry him

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

If you had to have a celebrity wife, who would it be?

That woman? Ohhhh. You know. Her with the name and the curly hair. She's a bit black but not much, I think.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

whatsherface?

the american wummin, her?

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I think she's English.

He knows who I mean. Gamine lady.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I dunno then

I don't know anyone

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

He will.

Come on, Hey Nonny Nonic.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

Thandie Newton.

It's not only her beauty. She's well educated and well spoken. That means a massive amount when choosing someone you can't avoid conversations with.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

THAT'S THE ONE.

So yes, her, then?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

ooh pretty

but too skinny

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

That's my thoughts, yes

but Pasanonikins is allowed to fancy whoever he likes, and call me chubby*. I know that deep inside he's hankering after the wagon I'm draggin'.

*nobody get upset, it's a he and me thing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

haha.

not wrong with 'broad in the beam' ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

Nowt wrong with an hourglass

*says she, arms crossed*

:D

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Possibly.

She's be a good candidate.
It depends upon what I needed a celebrity wife for. If for publicity then not her.

When I was younger I wanted to marry Maggie Smith. She's a fantastic woman.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

oh my

*rubs legs*

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Bella Emberg.

Or Leah Betts.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

only on b3ta could those 2 people be linked in any way

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

on b3ta, they can be linked in every way

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Great, now I have the horn.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Honk.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

so. much. wrong.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

hahaha

sick filth!

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Leah Betts, nice and low maintenance.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

get some Airwick in

in either case

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

giant 7 fingered hand!!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

It looks like he's got 7 fingers on one hand there

EDIT: Ugh, prodge mindpiss!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

BRCOAACLPO

AAKBMAYS

the illuminati must be behind this

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I'd like to have a word with you.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

He's black

and so's Harry Belafonte.

(

enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

brush the road by the mountain

I dont know why

(

Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

what brush did you use?

(

enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Boom Boom!

(

fuscous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Thats what

I was looking for

(

Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Would you like to talk about anything?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

well.....it has certinaly.....improved it........

LOL

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

(

Microwave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

*drool*

*click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

GJM

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Holy shit this rules.

Get str onger!

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

loving the new minimalist style

microwave

(

enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

epic!

gmj...jmg...mjg...jgm...mgj...gjm, yay, i done it!

(

weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

FUCKING WHOA

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Great microwave Pzyko

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

great disco meats!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

\o/

A chap dancing like a twat at some sort of rythm based venue

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

epic job microwave

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

blimey, that is a whole lot of awesome, right there!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

This should be available

as a sheet of stickers

(

fuscous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

I'm doing this ASAP

(

Microwave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Bloody hell, that's marvellous.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Can't find the fruit...dammit!

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Ask a security guard

they're ace at word searches

(

fuscous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Plan!

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

'S'not there.

He's messin' wit' yo' head.

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

*Claws at temples

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

the

fruit is a lie!!!

(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

You missed TUNK
No meal of milky eggy grainy oats would be complete without some tunk

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

you've had your tunk this morning

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Mmmm tasty, tasty TUNK

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Fantastic!

"I am an immortal child. I have granted you magical legs"

If this appears as my facebook status in the next few minutes, it'll be a complete coincidence. Honest.

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

there's more incomprehensible crap for twitter

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

whoa

GJM!
the elk is pure winnage :)

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

i fuckin love yor stuff

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

totally

awesome :D

(

Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

I've no idea what's going on

but I love it.

(

Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

watch out theres a snitch about!

hes got a big nose gonna sniff you out!

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

excellent stuff

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

PLONG!

I AM ENLIGHTENED

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

Hazel Blears - From rags to riches

www.b3ta.com/links/MPs_Expenses_The_Musical

blog and archive

(

beaubodor blogless, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Lets talk. What do you want to talk about?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DREAMS

NOT TO THE INTERNET THOGUH

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

GOODNIGHT, LOVERS AND FUCKSLUTS

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Tell me it!

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Hahhahahahaha! *click!*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Got to pick a pocket or two

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

I know you've seen it and commented on the video (cheers!)

but I couldn't resist pimping my number 1 or 2 Youtube video (in News and politics):
www.b3ta.com/links/MPs_Expenses_The_Musical

(

beaubodor blogless, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

lovely stuff...

(

enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

haha!

(

beaubodor blogless, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Hahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

haaha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

7 Shape ... Sheik Yerbouti

7-Shape Vector Frank Zappa (T-shirt, Poster)
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If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
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View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

nicely

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

vai's guru,great as usual

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

ALSO YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I almost said that I liked your Pinter one.

But then I noticed that he was smiling slightly. That undermines the resemblance somewhat.

:)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Pinter did have a sly smile ....

... a lot of the time ... I really like him and have that t-shirt ... which i stained
with curry which is annoying.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

You have to admit, though - he was a grumpy bastard. Genius, but grumpy.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

great

all done by hand?
these always look to me as if you're using some specialised custom software to create them

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Yeah just sketched out using Xara

which is a vector application

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

nonono, what I meant was some kind of algorithm for vectoring portraits automatically

some of the patterns in your vectors just look so machine-generated-like
no offense ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

aye ...

that's the style i've developed over the last few years

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

utterly awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Yay! Nice work there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

marvelous!

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enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Ace!

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ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

road by the mountain

click for bigger poster filter style 624k one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

It's all nice and gentle and wispy

I'd like to walk along that road and be all *gleeee* and shit

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

little fluffy clouds...

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enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

that one on the top right looks like a dragon!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

or a seahorse : D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

or a wet seadragonhorse

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

\o/

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enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

smashing

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

meepmeep

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

YES YES YES YES YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

woo lovely

what software did you use?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

photoshop cs3 i used thick heavy brushes with the flow down about half way and opacity

down low too,then i used smude to get the shapes i wanted,funny thing is im kinda shit at art,but i suprised my self here :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

must get my hands on cs3

clicks for you anyways :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

'noon.

Click for readable (164 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

TERRORRRRRRRR

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

What's going on? Can I have a go? I like rollycoasters.

Are you going to the meet, young whippersnapper?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Should have added a de-ris

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/8044164.stm

As far as I know. Yes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

Ahhhhhhhh I see!

Ridy ridy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

How did they get the injuries?

Not as if the Otis safety systems can really do wrong. Maybe they were Merkins and the very fact that they actually had to stand for more than half an hour caused the injuries.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

I don't know.

On the interests of not caring I have not actually listened to the perpetual repeating of this horrific accident on sky news.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Sky news?

Oh the irony.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

terror bridge? sounds a bit too scary for me...

as long as I can get some candy floss and ride the teacups, I'm good...

top stuff, sir :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

nope don't get it

I take it people jump from it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8044164.stm

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Ohhhhh

what's wrong with fucking stairs?

I get terrible heightscary on stairs, but still. I tend to just get fireman's lifted by Bigger Boys.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

Apparently it's frowned upon :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I used to fall asleep on stairs when I was a nipper.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

I can't remember a majority of my life.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

My mother took a lot of photos.

I was pantsless a lot. Terrible fear of clothing on the lower half, or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

I'm like that now

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

I know that feeling all too well

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

This is the 21st century though

We even have the internets on computers now.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

I suppose I just like being carried about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

What lady doesn't?

I've yet to meet one, lady that is... :P

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

I don't, actually

but I do. Odd.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

Is it one of those feels wrong and yet it feels a bit right kind of things?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

It hurts my ribs, but I like being an EAGLE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Skydiving is clearly the answer!

Or windtunnel flights if you don't like heights.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Remember when they tried to put the internet on chairs? I'm glad they decided on computers in the end - it's much simpler.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

You aren't playing :(

it was a homer simpson quote

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

I'm not allowed to play anymore. Not after I ate some strange berries last time.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

*snorts*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

fucking stairs is a public offense afaik

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

even if it's offered as a public service?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

yes

any excuse to raise funds

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

urgh..nightmare :o/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

Why didn't they just twitter about it?

FOOLS!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

yays

but I still see in my head the Thames TV dum dum dum dum dede dumduuuuum.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

I'd walk over a bridge if it was called TERROR BRIDGE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

but health and safety would demand signs are put up with "DANGER - MILD RISK OF TERROR"

and then they'd have to put up signs saying "CAUTION: SIGNS DEPICTING WARNINGS"

and so on

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

You're awesome, Discomeats.

NEVER LEAVE AGAIN :((((

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

I might have to leave one day man

one day soon, forever

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

dude.

dude.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

adventuring in the mountains

looking for teh secret hidden gold of the long dead nepalise aristocracy

innit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

great -

You could go there and HMS Belfast - nice family day out.

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enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I'm in

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

No Shark

No Chopper
(No Whale in the Thames)

NOT TRUE!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

The use of teh sans is the most terrifying thing

How exactly do you injure yourself in a stopped lift?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

porcupines

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Boredom makes people try out the most bizarre sexual positions, apparently

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

No comic sans used there

in any part. It's all the same font.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Doing forward rolls.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Tsssk you being all topical and all

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

They should have designed a better bridge in the first place

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

haha!

skilfully done.

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enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

That building there --->

behind the boat is Butler's Wharf. next to that behind the bridge is an old Brewery/mill building where Robin 'Bee Gee' Gibb used to live in the Penthouse suite.
I refurbished it for my mate when he bought it around 2001. You can not imagine the gaudy and tasteless shit we ripped out.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

heh

I think it's fair to say we can imagine the gaudy tastless shit that was ripped out :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

I'd ride it!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

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