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# bindun I expect
carr_crash
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Ha
Especially when Michael McIntyre is on there. What a boring bell-end.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Off-thread
Since I often have to work instead of hang out on the board, I have made* a Perl script that grabs items that fall off the front page of /board and emails them to me. Anyone interested?

*During work of course
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Can you do one for the /board popular page, or does it require an RSS?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# The logic would be a little different
But basically the same idea I'm sure.

At the moment, it basically says "What is not on the front page now that was last time I checked" then grabs those threads and tweaks the HTML a bit. It doesn't display right in Outlook (including animated gifs) but better than not seeing them.

Note that it doesn't inline the images either so if you're blocked by a proxy or firewall, you're still out of luck. I'm considering that but it's a bit more advanced. Should also be possible to thumbnail the images instead of sending the full thing.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Well, mine would be next to drop off
but no, thanks

Most images on there are quite a few days old, and I've seen them all several times before they fall off. there's also this
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# phwoar
lully thing you got there
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# This is for the main board, not best-of
So several hours old depending on activity.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Oh
I think we have a communication problem here. When you said front page of the board, I thought the FP.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Oh I dunno...
... 24 minutes of Jo Brand followed by 20 minutes of Russell Howard is my idea of a mirth marathon. Or severe anal trauma caused by a hacked off leg from a grand piano rammed up by a semen breathed mental patient. I always get those two mixed up.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# a/s/l?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Northern Roadside Cafe Products presents....


On an unrelated note, does anyone know anything much about copyright law? I'm interested to know if I'm breaking it by doing a drawing or painting of someone else's photos.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Heh, good fontage

I can't help much. Could only tell you a bit about Dutch law
/edit: It's not a Rembrandt, is it?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Nah, it's that Spitfire from yesterday.
The guy's site is a little, well, forceful in stating what he does to copyright infringers...
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I'd say it's a new creative effort

You're only using the photo as reference material, not copying it to use in a commercial way, right?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# From what I understand of UK copyright law,
copyright is created as soon as something is in a physical form. In this case the paintings.

The copyright holder then has the right to stop people copying or adapting the work without their consent. They also have moral rights, which prevent the work being used in a defamatory way.

You would, technically, be breaking copyright by creating a derivative work (your painting) without asking permission. Although as long as you are not making money off it then I can't imagine why anyone would take action against you.

EDIT: Copyright lasts for 70 years after the creator's death as well...
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# lard????
you need gheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Well, everything's being outsourced to India these days...
edit: I almost feel like doing a 300 picture of "THIS IS BUTTTTAAAAHHHHH"
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# :)
*ghees*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Mmm, feta.
And with the copyright stuff I'd say no, you're not, but then I know little about it.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Needs more Salt
And Lard
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Who puts lard on chips?

or anything for that matter!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Ning all.
i34.photobucket.com/albums/d106/cottontop86/untitled.jpg?t=1242072111

Maybe she does? She also has lard on lard with side orders of lard.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# *saves to 'special files' *
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Me
In Austria you can get tallow and stuff on yer crackers. Is true.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Are you Bear Gryllseses child?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# superb
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# sexy
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# it would depend upon
the original image and what copyright restrictions were placed upon it.
Sometimes derivative works are allowed for non-commercial reproductions.
It would be unwise to publish anything that is a direct copy, in another medium, for commercial purposes without gaining express written consent from the copyright holder.
( it's a courtesy to mail the image rights holder just to say, I did this, I hope you don't mind and do you want to place any restrictions on use? ).
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# fascinating
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# subtle tagging there
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# lmao star wars
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I nearly had cocoa all over my monitor you swine!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# *looks up*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# it hurt me more than it hurts you
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Spooock!!!!! :)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# sexy
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
#


(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# This is LIFE!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I'm so very, very confused...
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# She's finally had it with the tabloids.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ^ I think she may have shit that one...
although it does look quite tasty?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# did you bring the buttfore?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Where are my arsepigeons, you bum!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# This is funnier than its getting credit for
*click*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# imagine the entire film sped up and without dialogue
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Who put the banana in the tailpipe?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# No man, you been hanging out with this dude too long,
it's like HEY MAN, I AINT FALLIN FOR NO BANANA IN NO TAILPIPE
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# you're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# you've made me so, very happy
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# *snort*


clicks...
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
#


(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# what do you care about, little dude?
tell me your secrets.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# haha
indifferent face
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Mmm
I really like this, for some undefined reason

/edit: what the hell! *clickage*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Whoa, mental. Undefined...
undefined
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Hello, Undefined. You've visited this website Undefined times
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Wow <insert test subject name here>, you must be the pride of <insert subject hometown here>.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# We're pleased to reward you on your birthday! #NAN years young!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# clearly, there is backstory
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# He's not moved to get involved.
He's merely a spectator at his own gunpoint robbery
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# woolverine
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Sheep are cunts

100% of FACT
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Tasty cunts! OM NOM NOM NOM
I'm off to sainsburys for a curry.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# What is this...
... Hugh Jackman's entire CV in picture form?

Handy.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I know for a fact that my reply up there was not Hugh Jackman's entire CV in picture form
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# It's an experimental layout.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# People have stopped giving me memos about these things
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Oh aye...
... I see what I've done there. Now. Should have mentioned that sheep are about 60% legs, 35% back, 3% head and about 2% cunts. Ask your butcher for details for those more sordid cuts.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Still, I'd like to be called Huge Action.
That's a good name.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# and hugh jackman is a sheep - coincidence? i don't think so
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# not as much as pussys
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# A woolverine in sheeps clothing? ;)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# says ewe and Hugh's army?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Ewe called?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Anyone play Company of Heroes?
I grabbed the demo off Steam today and it seems pretty ace.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Tennant..... uniform....gah....wibble
*faints*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# gahh!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Nice gif
*saves* but a propos of what?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Oh wait
I see it now.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# is he eating jelly beans??
muslims can't eat jelly beans!!!!!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Of course
He could have been picking his arse with his right hand before he reaches up for his mouth...
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# ha!
and he thought no-one would notice!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Dirty Boy! :)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I KNEW HE WAS A TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# He's not a terriorist...
he's a very naughty boy!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# hahahaha
superb
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# :]
this is rather funny
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# after Saturday night's "Oi wanted to give Mr Sulu a taste of me buns" *hands George Takei some buns* could anyone judge us harshly?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Yeah! HANG THE POPULAR ENTERTAINER!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# MAYBE HE SHOULD BE TWITTERING ABOUT IT
AASFJJHFNIUHSFIUWHJFIWDNJS
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I sat next to him at a cricket match.
People chanted HE'S JUST A FAT BRISTOLIAN but I was reluctant to, being within arm's reach.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Well aside from the anti populist humour and such
I thought it was a well crafted joke - clicked with joy I did.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] twitter is cool






...not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Exactly
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# im bringin sexy back
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha
some days i may be as strong as an ox other days as week as a lamb but either way: i am going to fuck you up
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# its true
and you know it
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Where's our image, doctor d.?

We're entitled to a cool image.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# He's being post-modern
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Oh I don't know that doesn't sound like a good reason to me to keep us from seeing nice images
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# The medium is the message.
Or something.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Marshall McLuhan, casual viewin' head buried in the sand.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# okay fine listen i can't make good pictures any more but i will give you this:
ladies and gentlemen:

twitgfang.jpg

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# See?

Much better.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Agreed.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Did you mean: twigfang.jpg

Damn, google's no help here
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Is that a helicopter helmet?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Unbelievable.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# heh heh
17 stone or hundredweight?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# They've made a human Junior Gorg from the Fraggles?!:O
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Aargh that watch

Looks properly painful
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# it's not painful
his arm's just eating the watch, that's all
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I'm ris-ing i'm afriad


(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# shite movie
same title
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# But why a fat darts man?
or is it that he scored 17?.....Again?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# It would appear so, though I see the flight of another dart at the top of the image.
I predict he either scored 37, or possibly 18. Or maybe 77.

With two darts, heaven knows where the third is.

This image is full of intrigue.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# More plausbile is that he was left with 34 to finish and threw the dart pictured into 17, thus leaving him with a score of 17 and no way of finishing with a single dart.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# This exactly.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# but Andy Fordham isn't fat any more?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Doesn't stop him from being disappointed by a single 17.
It's a darts joke more than a fat guy joke.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Heavy featherweight !
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# zak efron is a hottie
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# You need to have some you time.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# haha!
nice finish...
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# some cyriak-inspired nonsense:)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Hahahah
The seat of power.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Spangy Spangy!!
Awesome!!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Ah the tiananmen travelator :)
He must be spinning in his grave. Or mausoleum. Well, he must be pinned down to prevent him spinning in front of the public in his mausoleum. WHATEVER.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahah
Excellent
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# yay!

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# All aboard the crabtrain
choo choo
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# That's rather frightening!




(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Love that loco bottom feeder !
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# The only way to travel.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha
brill...love that pincer move...xtra special:)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Please
no
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Fear of shellfish?
Prawnophobia?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# oooo...
that's creepy.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Cheers everybody
:)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha wunderbra

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Leg it out . . . Mao Mao Mao Mao . . . Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao !
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# rofl mao
:)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Yay!
wonderful stuff. Let's hear it for Mao!

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic....booker t etc...bwwaaaaaaaaaahh:)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# pfft
*applauds*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# woo.......appreciate the claps...ta
all your stuff is well good:)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# AdamAntium
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# charming
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Haha
Niceley done :D
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahahaha!m Spang!!!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Ain't many things here that make me put my head in my hands...
this one did.

Well done!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I haven't seen any of these claw man films

should I have?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# no
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# ok
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Jocelyn Wildenstein


That is all.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# She so freaks me out!
Has there ever been more of a JJ fan?:P

EDIT: kittywoo.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# She must have a serious lack of depth perception.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# This is the woman that's had so many facelifts
you can still see her eyes when she's got sunglasses on!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Thank you Alan Carr
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Nice pussy


(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# : D
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Jocelyn Wildenstein, born Jocelynnys Dayannys da Silva Bezerra otherwise known as Jocelyn Cano (August 5, 1940, in Lausanne, Switzerland) is a wealthy socialite who has frequently been seen in the tabloid press because of her numerous cosmetic surgeries.
With these last changes, she's really taking the piss.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Sonic FAN ART


as some of you know my DA page got banned because of some wonderful sonic fan art ive made so this time i REALLY made something thats ban worthy, everybody with a DA account should post it on their page
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Hi Cockweasle
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# It looks nothing like Cockweasle's style.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I thought it was Cockweasle
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Not enough snarns.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# oh my...
this is sick filth

alas, it's NOT SICK FILTH ENOUGH

you've missed a classic sonic-knob-in-tails opportunity here

you are going to have to shoehorn a sonicschlong in there somehow

:D
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I don't care that you got banned.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I don't care that you don't care that he got banned.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# got my beer on the sideboard here
let mother sort it out if he got banned
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I don't care that you don't care that 67227 doesn't care that P0rter got banned.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# So basically you want someone to get their DA page banned on your account?
You may want to update your sig.:P
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# my plan are millions of submissions of this
so deviant art mods just give up and stop caring / commit suicide
its worth a try
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
#
I've got a friend who's a mod. And a friend who's friends with a few mods.

I don't want to annoy them =(
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Yeah
They obviously deserve it. A just cruisade.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# The internet is pretty much apathetic unless something is amusing/sickening
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# And frankly, not much counts as sickening anymore.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I only come here to be sickened
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# SCAT MAN
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Skeeeeeeeee bip bop
dee dop bop!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I feel I should make a DA page
just to tell you I'm not going to do this.

Seriously. No one cares.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Haha
almost exactly what I was planning on answering
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# the mods are twats for banning you for the last picture
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Well I think that's a funny pic
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Why is it always, yada yada yada
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# coz you lied when you were seventeen
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Even when the sun is shining
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# It better be of the 31st!!!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Ah,
Glasgow on a summer's day.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# ris?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# There's no joke
I was just trying to be arty.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I thought it was a "teh Quo" pic


(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Front crypt......
R2-D2??
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I did the dinosaur :D


My first time with proper oil paints and stuff.


Now I need some white spirit.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# raaaaaaa!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# He has been beaten at chess :(
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I thought he was waving the chequered flag
for the Dino GP
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# That would be bigger squares.
Also on the back.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Oooo!
Spanktastic!!!

*clickies*

Also Meatloaf appears to be competing in the Great British Menu.



EDIT: *recalls*

Hahah failing at chess!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# what as?
the main course

*may have seen rocky horror too many times*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# He was a no good kid!
Chef looks just like him:P

/beeb 2 blog.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# what a guy...makes you cry...
unt i did
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Eaaaaaardeeeeee
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Mmm food.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Eurgh food.
Down with food!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# oooh
me likey :)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Thanks =)
I may then actually go get a curry from sainsburys.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Woo!
Lovely
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Thanks =)
Now it's gotta wait about a week to dry =(
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Yay this is good arts
:D
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I hopes no-one sits on it =)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# boom boom akalakalaka boom!
this is great
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Thank yous!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# nice.....i tried oils once-came out all messy
duckhams is rubbish:(
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Oils smells funny.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# woo!
you forgot to load the texture for the inside of the book though
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# The inside of the book was white.
But then someone joined, sprayed their texture, and left again.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Up the arse!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Did you know there is a museum somewhere which has two fucking t-rexes?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# The National History had a diplodocus in the entry hall the last time I was in London.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# raawr :D
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# CHECKMATE THIIIISSS
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# :D Cool
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# DINORAWR
Look! Two fucking dinosaurs!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MUJA_04.jpg
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Nice job!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# That's great :)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Thank you :D
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I love this
That is all
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# And he loves you.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# awww, poor peter :(
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# poor?!
woo though.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# i'd be sad if i lost my melons
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Personally I'm a fan of small lady bumps:)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Small, or small compared to Jordan's?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# anything more than a handful is a waste!
plus don't go south with age.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I have two hands.
And a mouth. Nothing is wasted.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# One for each hand
Don't get too greedy of you risk tongue strain:P
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I can alternate, it's no problem.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# good question
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# So is...
...If bottles of mineral water claim to ahve filtered through rockbeds for thousands of years, why do they have a sell by date on them.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# because tesco doesn't sell it packed in rocks?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I can see bigger problems with buying mineral water, often from hundreds of miles away, rather than drinking tap water
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Apart from the estrogen problem in tap water?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# There have been some reports of similar problems from water in plastic bottles too.
I doubt if either is a serious problem, I haven't looked into it myself.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Yes but...
... some recent experiments have shown that eating loads of KFC meals and sitting on your ass for hours on end will also grow the average male a large pair of tits. Peter Andre may find some consolation by going ahead and doing that. No fucked up footballers kid to contend with either, double bubble.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# aww poor love
I am going to buy feeeesh. I've never had feeesh before
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Ever?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# As long as he gets
weekend access to her tits, he'll be happy enough.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# They've broken up?
Oh.
Nice picture though.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# The most popular couple in Heat magazine
have tragically broken up. Millions of Sun readers will be heartbroken and all you can say is "oh"!!!!!!!!!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# the spacker or the other two?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Well,
mainly the brave little darling who soldiers on manfully.



The spacker
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I think 'oh' sums up the depth of emotion it stirs up for me.
Of course I feel sorry for the children and the readers.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# But what about Heat magazine?
You haven't thought of them have you?

Heartless - there's no other word.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I know, it's just awful.
They'll have to find someone new to exploit, the poor buggers.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# arf!
also: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
also: thank fuck thats over
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# it's the circle of life
life living tv.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aww, Poor Petey!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# d'awwww
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# why, I'd bet he's going insania with despair

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# coming soon to ITV twunt:

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# No reason.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# ha ha!
what a knobhead!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha
and grrr. Just heard that the ISP I've used for ADSL since about 2002 has now been engulfed by Talktalk.
According to their email they're delighted!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I switched to talk talk last week....
my own choice...BUT NO FUCKER TOLD ME IT WAS AOL!!!!!
FUCKERS!!!

Super speedy fast though.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I'm looking into Virgin.
I know that BT don't have any fibre op after their stupid desision to keep coax when replacing all their lines in the late 90's.
It cost them more in the end as they got screwed over by the contractors.
Unlimited 20meg line for £30 a month.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I'm with Be and get 24meg for about £18.
Haven't had any problems with them myself.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I'm posting a message.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Awesome
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# This message you are reading skated down a canal into a shoebox. From there it was sent into space and with the combined power of all the stars it was transferred to your computer.
This is how it works.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Is it limited though?
As it's used by a fair few people for streaming.
I'm no too much concerned about the move more the average min.
I have heard good things about Be and Zen though.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# It claims to be unlimited.
I don't do much torrenting so haven't pushed it myself.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Well all the unlinited ones say it's unlimited for 'fair usuage'
I was checking and the offer looks good.
Just checked. It's not available to me. I don't know why. I'm sodding in zone one London.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I was going to say it's only available in certain areas,
but I assumed you'd be alright. Weird. I've had it in Leeds and Sheffield.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Virgin is extremely good.
Free landline calls 24/7.
20meg unlimited, line.
Full TV package including all the movie channels
at 71 quid a month.
I pay about £30 a month for Sky as it is.
So not bad.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Sounds like quite a lot to me, but it's up to you.
I make do with freeview myself
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Ah but you have to bear in mind this is for a business
We have all the TV channels and have to pay for them.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Watch the throttling though Ghosty
I have 10MB+phone line for £22/month, but have to DL over night. If you go over 1.2 G of an evening (which takes some doing to be fair) they reduce you to 25% for 5 hours as a slap on the wrist.
And god forbid you have any problems (used to work for them, their idea of customer service is to drag people in off the street, if you know what you're doing you're overqualified!) Still, I've been ok with it so far. Beats the shit out of AOL.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I'm pretty clued up on ADSL
I was part of the development department in BT when they were designing a product in the late 90's:P
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Then I am explaining ice to Eskimos
Well I could have been helpful! I tried! *sob*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# *huggles*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# i think it depends on the capacity of the nearest green box on the street
my mate is on the waiting list.
waiting for someone to move or die as his local box is full.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I'm right near the exchange.
geographically and electronically but the blue box doesn't matter as that's BT's stuff. They don't lease to Virgin, they have their own fibre op.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# er, maybe i was a bit vague before
he's on bt, wants to sign up for virgin media, but can't as the virgin box is full.

bt is shit round here, the exchange is nearly 3km away. it's the pissiest of the piss-poor
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I have Be as well. It's definitely unlimited.
Their DNS is shag so I'm using OpenDNS' one instead.

Plus you're fairly unlikely to get 24 unless you have a goldencock 4000 setup and are right next to the telephone exchange.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# i'm with zen
they're not cheap if you transfer a lot of data, but if you want rock-solid uptime they're your guys
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Be
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# 02 is really good
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# i have virgin...
and cable. the last week or so has been iffy (but only on the xbox), but it's been quick and stable for the last 2 years.
i'm thinking of takng their 50Mb, is it worth it?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I was paying £20 for Plusnet,
and £23 for talktalk,phone.
Now I pay £18 for phone and broadband!
Score!

BUT IT'S AOL!!!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# The main problem with AOL was its software.
If they're keeping quiet about it, that's fine by me.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# If you want to torrent, prepare to be disappointed.
Go with Be as Porsche said. They're less like Hitler.

Lest we forget that Virgin are in on the whole Phorm thing with BT.

Steer well clear.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Mine also.
We're on TalkTalk for phone and they phoned us up daily to ask if we wanted their free broadband (it's not free). Naturally we got a bit pissed off at them.
Then they bought Pipex Tiscali, I suspect out of spite.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I just found out the other day that Nildram, wo I use,
had been taken over by Tiscali.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# weirdly I expected that....
paging Dr freud...
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# guffaws
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# now why the fuck does she wanna look under his hat in the first place?...
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# she is beset by tonsorial observisim
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# what a freak!...
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Mr P Nesshead?


Woo.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Haha, lovely.
Woo
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Hahahaha ballface
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# hahahah
he's even worse than mr. magic tea fingers
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

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