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# "Oi, oi you, yes... you! Fancy a game of Bridge?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# oooo nice
Is that a plane or a helicopter though?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# It's a plane he's a bit short sighted
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Unconventional shark is unconventional
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# and a shark
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# ooh nicely rendered ma'am :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Nah not rendered
it's from a film clip just some screen grabbed frames.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# hahahah
I stumbled across a film by that company called "The Terminators" whilst looking for the new terminator film, it was basically like terminator but with a budget of about 50p...still watched it though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# its amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1SFi-MbChM
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# That's 50p well spent!
No doubt all created in After Effects in someone's bedroom - I recognised the Trapcode Particular explosions and teh Andrew Kramer's Action Movie Essentials muzzle fire for the guns.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# "Mockbusters"
I am heartily in favour of the whole business, not sure why.
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6256262.ece
I think it's the "I'm having fun" line.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You'd have to be a right numpty to think their 'Mockbusters'
was anything to do with the big budget Hollywood movies they are ripping off. I for one make absolutely sure of what I'm getting before I take a DVD out from Blockbusters and I can tell if it's lame just by the DVD cover - never been wrong yet.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I'd accept that it was fun if he made them
and put them on you tube but he's making a commercial business riding on the creativity and advertising budget of the actual blockbuster.
The trouble is, bearing in mind I've seen most of their output, is that there is nothing of value in any of them. They truly are unwatchable to the end. Well, they are for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Well I do think he's having fun alright
but it's fun at the expense of the gulliable - his movies are shit because at the most he's likely only to get 4 times as much money back as he put into the project which I was quite amazed that he'd paid $250,000 for one movie. He really ought to take a leaf out of the book of the makers of the Fan Film "Hunt for Gollum" which only cost £10,000 although only 40 minutes long it's an astounding piece of movie art for the budget and totally without doubt an original movie even if it does stylewise lean heavily towards the Peter Jackson movies.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# gollum was OK
and I think that as the makers are fans of the movies then they were always going to make it fit in with the film's style. That's the sort of thing I mean though. Make a film for fun and personal achievement then give it to the internet for free.
Don't blatantly thieve the creativity of others for a commercial venture and claim it's a 'bit of fun'. It's not. It's stealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Totally agree, these people are parasites
but then on the flip side of the coin - so is Hollywood. We the viewers need to have good movies but without all the commercial hype and DVDs that don't cost the earth - albeit justified in some degree by counteracting the extent of DVD piracy which would not be so prevalent if Hollywood wasn't so damn set on making vast amounts of cash leaving homegrown leftfield movies to struggle without the resources. I'd be very happy to pay the current price of DVDs if I knew part of that money was going back into helping new movie makers get started.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# haha
I like how they use the same crash sound effect 3 times in the trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hey when it's this good why waste it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahah
They are particularly fond of their punch sound effects
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msPAUx3KuQ
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hhahahahaha *laughing like a loon*
thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, squish, squish, squish...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# The ending to that film is epic
and consists of...

!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!

Finding an "off" switch for the whole Terminator army (then for some reason standing there for a minute while the two of them fake orgasms)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eam4mveH_AE
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha
You know every movie need to end with a fucking big switch that says "On" and "Off" hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# teary, blood-spattered orgasms. hmmm. hmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# made by the same people
who made the film this clip was taken from. The asylum. They are well known for looking at whatever upcoming blockbusters are coming out then they rush a DVD out before the main one gets to market. They are often direct rip-offs and they are quite brazen about it. They got away with their last court case but I get the feeling that very soon one of these films is going to land them in bankruptcy.

BTW, none of their films take more than 21 days from first shooting to DVD on sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# did they make the day the earth stopped?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# haha yeah thats them
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I got about halfway through that before I realised Keanu wasnt in it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# There is no wooden spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Well it was obvious really I mean casting Keanu Reeves was sure fire
sign it was a shoestring budget - haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Yeah they made that
and snakes on a train, 18 year old virgin, Transmorphers, Alien Vs Hunter, War of the Worlds 2, 100 million BC. 30,000 leagues under the sea. You name it, they ripped it off and badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Oh fuck!
It was them who did 18 Year Old Virgin? Epiphany made me watch that. What utter fucking wank!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# WHERE'S THE OCTOPUSSY?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# He's waiting for Garfield to come over all Zalgo
and make a guest appearance as the Tenacles - bit of make up and no-one is any wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Have a squid from last night's squid time then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Yay Stumpy the squid!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# What a wonderful thing to have
I want a huggy squid
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# :D octopus tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# You could use that 7 legged octopus to settle a debt with ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I tried but the bank's lawyers argued there could be an extra leg hidden behind his head
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Last night's calimari is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# We're in a loop
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Squid, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# aargh!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# JaaaAaaWzzzzzzzzzzzz !
It's got a mighty beat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# needs more giant octopus!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Needs more 'science' montages!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Every movie needs a Montage!
/ I love Team America
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# God...............this movie looks so SHIT.
Good pisstake.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# ...oh that's just Bruce................ he's a real kidder...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# It's cruel to tie sharks to planes with elastic
Have a rebounding woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Cruel... yes - Fun... abso-bloomin-lutely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# where's the bridge?
don't you dare come here with a shark and no bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# There is a bridge in the clip (one of the replies see above)
the Mega Shark Munches the entire bridge I was going to capture that part but this part was funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] He didn't want to make a fuss.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Ewww! But...but.....all gravity has left the room..
Therefore, no drips!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Prof. Hawkings, I presume?
I hope you're feeling better now.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Yeah, they just installed the new Service Pack and he was good to go....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I've gone fucking WIRELESS!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Could be mould growing on a long disused chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha :D
great product, i will take twenty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# *Buys*
Thats dads birthday present sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Haha, but surely he could push off.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# yeah...mine is broken too...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# OMG
Jacqui Smith is Servalan
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# and also a LAN server
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# one of them is a demented psychopath who dreams of taking over the universe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Survalan was quite bad too.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# But at least she paid for her own skin flicks
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# dodgy expenses in the federation
*BANG*

sorted :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Would rather shag Survalan though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# But which is better?
(beemoh, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# NUDE FIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Servalan - Shurely !
But why have you posted a photograph of Julian Clary ?

Is this some sort of Fisting Norman Lamont joke ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# FANBOY!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# OMG 2!
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# New shit.....Or even wee?
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/



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(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Dave?
/Ja Vu?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ..
Oops...

I did post it the other day, But that was at about 7 in the morning, So Im hoping it doesnt count.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ah right, wasn't sure if you'd tinkered with it further or not :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# 'noon.
I was reading down there about the 'film'. :D I knew you'd love it.
I thought that this was a made for TV sci fi original ( low budget straight to DVD and sci fi channel commissions ) but it may not be. Either way it was already going to be a candidate for worst film of the year. Mind you, SyFy have plenty of year left to make me wrong there.
Their movies are always of the not even so bad they are good category and go full circle that they are SO bad they are dire.
www.scifi.com/onair/?pageid=movies

Anyway, I already knew this was awful but could not resist a film that has a shark pull a passenger jet plane from the skies and Debbie Gibson. Who despite rumours on the internet to the contrary, looks as rough as old boots.

Just got in from the football. I'm off to get rat-arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha, I thought that too about Ms. Gibson
I think the hedge won

it was so bad, it was almost half anjoyable! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# what you need to get your dose of awful
is the new asylum effort The Terminators.

I was in hysterics through most of it :D

www.imdb.com/title/tt1350512/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Nice style, but it's not really "new shit" if you posted it before.
Jus sayin, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Remember to post it
about 11pm tomorrow too - you should have covered all the major time zones by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# since we are pearoasting
here's an old one of mine
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# less creepy than the original
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# hope
that was worth my animated gif time lol
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hahah wan-khan
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# This is my Randomburn CD cover

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I am guessing there is some Pink Floyd,
Led Zeppelin and Wishbone Ash on there....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Aye!
Kudos for getting Wishbone Ash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# A WINO A WINO
IS WATCHING OVER MEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# iced earth's ex-guitarist was sent to prison for kidnapping and raping a girl
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Poor guy :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# you're facing the wrong way for a sit-down wee
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# *sighs*
toilet roast time?



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Tomtastic or an aTomination against nature?
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Cat please.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# heh
nice paws.

One for the horticulturists:

(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# cat and jones - Tomtastic
Cruise - KILL IT WITH JUMP LEADS
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# A picture for Earl Otterby, thank you for the RC gubbins.


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# STOMP STOMP STOMP, SMASH SMASH SMASH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# arf
arf arf:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# What a lovely picture
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# That's awesome
I want to live in that world!
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# This brings me joy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# fantastic
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Poor Mr Otterby :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Blast him to botheration what about my sandwich?
A gentleman can not start a day without a bacon sarny, what what.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# One can always make do with jam and toast if the situation calls for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# And you would begrudge the man for properly doffing his hat to a lady
and thus inadvertedly getting himself squished - what gentleman do you call yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# He's a dashed robot!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Sir, you are a cad and a bounder!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Ha ha! I am unmasked! Catch me if you can!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Varlot!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# CONGRATULAAATIONS...AND....EXTERMINATIONS!!!


Hooray for UK's Eurovision entry - Kitty Cliff and his Dalekettes
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# "Extermi-nations, and cele-brations, When I tell everyone that you're in love with me..."
it's a thing of beauty is this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# This is what is missing from Eurovision
silliness, daleks and kittins. Now we have Andrew Lloyd Webber and some singer person I've not heard of... wow, we really stand a good chance this year *sarcasm-o-meter explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Eurovision is missing weebl.
I am fed up of saying this again and again!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hehe now that would be fun
a gaint sized Weebl and Bob singing something totally inappropriate.

That's the true face of Britian.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# No, not weebl and bob. I hate them.
I mean just the songs about pork and stuff.

It's the meat of kings you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Haha.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Just been to the website I'm surprised I've never come across that before
haha I totally agree this should be our entry.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
#
Or THIS!

Despite the fact it's from about 4 years ago and is japanese anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Eurovision is missing Wogan :(
the only thing worth watching it for in the past
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I always enjoy Ukraine's entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I hope that isn't a euphemism, Cleo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I have no idea what an euphemism it could be.
But yes, Verka Sedushka was amazing in 2007 and I've seen this year's entry on the semifinal thought this lady wasn't the best last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I think Finland, or whatever Scandinavian country it was,
should enter Lordi every year.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# don't forget
the funky disco beat :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Oh yeah!
*slaps bass in funky rhythm*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I dunno.
I saw something where they were talking to all the countries voting and such, and it seems that Andrew Lloyd Webber is ludicrously popular right round Europe.

Go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# DANCE DANCE DANCE :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# yay this
and yay this

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# That is GC
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I don't care man
it's the first time I've seen it

so ner!

*smashes GC with spanner*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I've sat through all of that film earlier today
(thanks to another b3tan)
it is truly, truly dire
probably appearing on Zone Horror within the year
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# no doubt be on c5 for xmas
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It's too bad even for Channel 5
and I don't say that lightly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# On the BBC, as it will be all they can afford
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Well I'm sure no matter how dire it is
the Mega Shark eating a Bridge with a flying helicopter buzzing around must make it worthwhile for all b3tans to watch and say "Not real no Diver!" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# haha, that thought did cross my mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# maybe that's where they got the idea from
one image leads to movie :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Nicely :D
Am I the only one who cringes when our entrant totally fails to hit that note in the advert for tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# that's the best bit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Also,
how is her hair so fucking massive?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# lard
probably
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha....gleeeeeees
sure-fire winnah
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Haha
& Woo!

has there been an outbreak of talent on /board?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# colouring colouring colouring...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Thank ye
I feel like I made some of the jacket a bit too shiny though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# No I was admiring the jacket, it's really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Aha, all of my staring at people's clothing and regarding a few tutorials has paid off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Oo very nice Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Call her Cleo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Sorry - Cleo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Pffft.
It's okay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# That is lovely Cleo :)
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Thanks =)
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Very nice!
But I think it would have been better if you had kept the colour inside the lines on the hat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# But colouring out of the lines is the current craze! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# very beautiful
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Thanks =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Very nice.
I think the left arm needs to bulge out a bit more at the shoulder like he/she has got an actual ball socket.
Also you would need to get rid of the black line nearer the top so it looks like it's actually the same piece of fabric.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I see the perspective there hasn't worked fully then.
He's turned towards us in a jaunty manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hmmm. Yeah I don't think the left shoulderpad has the right shape or angles to make it look that shoulder is facing away.
Personally I'd just square up the top of the shoulder a bit more so you've got a little bit of bulge out.
I think if you wanted the shoulder to be facing away you'd have to have the left arm pop out from behind his shoulder a bit further down and maybe lose a bit of the left wing behind his shoulder.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# This look a bit better?


Also messed to see if I could bring out the blacks okay with a different colour background.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# That's a bit good, is that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Thank yous. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Very nice :)
very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Thanks =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I suspect this is going to be
fucking ace when its finished.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# i like this...
...please finish it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# It's a Doggy Dogg world...


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(Mr Jay, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# "Is it cos I bark?"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Haha!!!
Nice! I've never had one of my pics animated before!!! Good stuff!
(Mr Jay, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Cool... nice one!
It appears I may have started something here...
(Mr Jay, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# *chews expensive gold sneakers*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon all
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# anything with spacemonkeys gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] No space monkeys for this one I'm afraid.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# anything made by monkeys in space is brilliant
except monkey shit but okay NEARLY everything
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Damien Hirst was having a few problems with his computer silly boy.

but at least his porn files were well preserved.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hasn't damien hurst got a legion of minions to make his crap nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# he has the entire sub-continent
he pays them in rip-off Nike Trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# the industrialised creative process, so magical
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Ooh, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :D thanks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *blushes* thank you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Lovely and bloodly done on the shopping :D
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *stealth hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# YAY :D
Me happy now :)

*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Oh this is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Thanks Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Call me Cleo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'd buy this
some days it would be very theraputic to look at
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I've felt like doing this to my computer since it started to play up.
I took it down to be repaired at PC World - all they did was reset it to it's default initial set-up because they were getting nowhere with the Graphic Card Driver problem after a week and that cost me £70 and it's no better now than it was before.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha nicely done ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Why thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hmmm
nicely done!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Best thing to happen to an iMac
only kidding I would really love to own one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I would really love to own one.
only kidding best thing to happen to an iMac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
Yayworthy indeed
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Bottoms up!


Click for bigger (191 kb)
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *insert joke about shots here*
*licensing LAWs*
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I like this idea, please fire booze at me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# *launches Stella*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Can I shag her?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# with Stella anything's possible...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# ahh pint of rocket fuel please
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# for that you may have my new gif!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# (S)Maw!
*roffles to self* :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :D
*loads*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I made this
a long time ago.

(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Is that another was of saying pea roast for compo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# You flubbled text your typeing
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# In a galaxy far far away.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more Mr Round and Bridge though ;)

Lo Sir, where have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I turned into an Actionscript monkey
so don't have time for much animation silliness nowadays. :(

I really should fix that.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Yes, you should :D
Always loved your stuff muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Thanks very much
It's nice to be remembered :D
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ^this - very much.
The Bridge was what got me into b3ta in the first place...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# very handy that
would buy
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# cancer girl
needs to use less make-up
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I walked passed someone that was orange from fake tan
I regret not telling her that she looked like an oompa loompa.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# aren't you an Aussie?
people use fake tan down under?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I am and they do, it was hillariously bad, it looked like her legs had been
painted badly with orange spray paint, all streaked. It was very unattractive, although i didn't think insulting her would have achieved anything.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# love you long time pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# what's a big back?
and what if that has a bag?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
#
/backtoschool
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
well that confused me.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] it's shit but have it anyway :)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Are those Dixon's pants?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# dunno
was he the bloke i met in the toilets of the 9.15 to Abergavenny?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Don't know
You hum it and I'll play it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# you don't want to play that
you don't know where it's been
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I've got the sore for that somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahhahha
i have similar pants.

wife says sexteh
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# How do they fit?
they're tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha
Hummel has tiny manparts :P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# really?
That's just gross! I thought he was showing me a tictac!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# he was
his winkie is next to the tictac
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# That wasn't a swan vesta?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# swan vestas don't smell like kippers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I know.
Kippers do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# its not how big it is, its what you do with it...
*this phrase helps me
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# is that your sex mantra?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *chants
to the tune of Fun Boy Three & Bananaramas "t'aint watchado,"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITWZ7wOTojA
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# laughs unmercilessly
at this obvious lie
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# it looks like a bargain
but how much is the laundry rebiggifier?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# same price all the desmallificator
I should imagine.....which is 10, 000 rubys
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# rubies or roubles?
'cos if its rubies I'll have to find my buried treasure map
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# rubies/rubys
common currency of the mad scientist these days ...get with it!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# all I have is farthings and groats
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I wish I had a high technology watch of this sort
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# well xmas is coming
don't fret
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# \o/
*unfrets*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# heh heh
cute:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Breville, helping with landfill since 1981
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha
makes a diode cheese toastie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# thing is
Imagine the energy saving *patents
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# infra red leicester?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# CHEEEEEZ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha!
Self-toasting cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Give a few years and it will be real
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I believe there will be toasties in our lifetime!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# surely not even science can bring us toasties!
this is mere cheese related fantasy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# the best sort of fantasy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# quite so
phwoar!

*rubs own leg*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Tbh, that would work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Yup
But you're cleaning it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# fucksocks
point of compo defeated :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Don't worry it would work. You're safe.
We've run out of bread.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# COMPO OBJECTS
NEW COMPO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# *Objects to new compo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Sustained
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# In the interest of equality...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Ning RG!


Ning Noon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# wotcha chuckles.
Well you get lost kids advertised on milk cartons. I think it's about time they reciplicated!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I agree
with you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# It's unfair on the poor milk.
I couldn't give a shite of some spog buggered off to Lakeside and not told their mum. I'd be well pissed off if I had no milk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Unless its skimmed of course.Or UHT.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# UHT is milk murder!
Although when I move out of a flat/ house I always makes sure I leave in the kitchen cupboard some teabags, some sugar and some UHT milk.
For this service to humanity I think I should get a knighthood. Coz when you arrive at a new flat, your world in boxes, it's (and it usually is) 10 at night and you could murder a cuppa. You've probably got teabags, can route around in a box for some sugar but you've always forgotten the milk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Sir Riverghost does have a nice ring to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I do that too.
But I take all the fuses out of the fusebox and the kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
Well I'm nice. Takes me ages to fill that milk carton.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Racist

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# accrington stanley?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Eggsaccly.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Mangochutney
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# You seen they brought back the Persil ad from the 80's?
The one with the skinhead and the white shirt. It'll be 'french polishers? You could just save my life' next. You mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I know
Next it will be the country in the shit, oh, that is happening
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# perfect chance to pea this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# needs more erections
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# She's got a massive one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# The women is tickling the balls of the guy on the right
with her foot. Looks like he just spluffed too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Brian, I can smell gas
get out
get the firebrigade out
stay out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Dangerous thing curry.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hehehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# haha
I saw that milk carton it was being snatched by a gang of kittens but they looked mean so I didn't say anything.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] CDC?
Photobucket
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# comically disguised clock?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# communist drinking clock?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# cedar double chin
?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# cantankerous drunken clock?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Fed up with the unrealistic feel of condoms?


I think its SFW but will link if shouted at
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *bokes*
Vversion? Not sure on the NSFW on this one, what with it being a drawing and the lack of colour on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# as advertised by Gareth Gates
I never spotted that and can't be arsed to change it
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# NSFW is hardly rigourously defined.
I'd say it's in the clear, although, somewhere on the internet, it's Wednesday afternoon...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ...and stretch...
That's something I do at work all the time. Gets me through the day.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Thats one wrinkly beanbag.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Leakage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ow
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ouch.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Epic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Aceness of the highest order.
*Clicketys*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Fuck yes!


EDIT and alt-text ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha, brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Needs re-optimising somewhat...
Ooo wait. Have proper kit on this pooter...

*scurries off*

Edit *scurries back*

Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# A great mash up
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Got a bit of a theme going on here...
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *glees*
I makes me want to be a laydee!

*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Is that a C2 or C3?
What a bloody mess that would make.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Pfft!
In reference to your picture below, it is generally polite to actually respond to peoples comments, and if there are a number of people who say your picture is NSFW, you should link it. DO this by clicking the edit button, and just deleting the image tags.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Is the theme 'overtones of misogyny'?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Close, but no cigar shaped object..
I was thinking of 'undertones of gynophobia'.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# omg major torture object
o.o
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

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