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[challenge entry] Tenuous competition link, well at the very least the compo inspired this...
(Daimonion, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
shank-a-bank-er
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hey little sister, shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Willy Idol
..
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ah, magenta cocks and b3ta :)
www.acornmedia.com/Audio/GMS/d01.mov
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# that's the most gentlemanly ning i've ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# :)
I wonder how long it would take to not be woken sniggering

www.voco.uk.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ecomics 60 - Timewarp


Click for bigger (120 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Needs more flux capacitor :D
Happy Sunday All.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Zalgo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# zalgone
he went.. etc.

*exits slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Evil machines live longer with Zalgone.
Just pop a couple of tablets in with your wash and HE COMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# You laugh now, but if he comes in your wash,
you have to clean it again. Like squid ink, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I'll come on your washing...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# It's a good way to ruin an iron.
Clogging it with steamed spooge...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# mmmm, starched collars.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# NATURES CONDITIONER
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Nature's starch, more like...
"How do you get your collars folded so sharp?"
"Err...."

^mind piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# where abouts in straya btw?
oops wrong thread...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Sydney, at the uni
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Are you involved in the vet department?
I know a couple of professors there.

All I remember of Sydney uni is there's a quadrangle. And also there's stupid street names. And also that even a random Brit can go into the library and sit down anywhere he pleases.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# which stupid street name did you have in mind?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Something like "Science Road"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# And - I think I'm right in saying I didn't dream this - Barf Road
Near the park?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It's barff road.
between carslaw, the new law building, fisher and vic park
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Nice park, that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Booze, dope, public sex.
I watch it from a window upstairs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Do you not see where your
problem is now?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Am I supposed to simply tap them on the shoulder and ask to join in?
The couple I told to get a room seemed pretty pissed off at me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# A good start would be for you to be
in the park on the drugs and booze. You never know what might follow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I've been plastered there, not high, i don't really like that
what followed was me stumbling across the bridge, then the road and into the next boozer...actually, that was the time i was with my parents...yes, I think I see the problem.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Nicely.
I get to be a lecturer at the age of 28. I'll have to buy some leather patches to sew onto all my jackets...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Excellent, I'll only have a short walk to annoy you in person then
(if you're at the camperdown campus)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Wherever chemistry is.
Awesomeness! I'm a happy chap.

Now to get in some final European bird watching. Catch you chaps later.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# that means i have to walk about 100 metres.
That might be too far.

(I'm in maths, the buildings are almost opposite)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Howdy, neighbour!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# its Zalgoatse I'm more scared of
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# "HE COMES"
"HE CO.... For Christ's sake, Zalgo, take a shower - you've crawled through that man's arse..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# this is a thing I have now visualised.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *it's just a jump to the lefts*
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Arf
I am going to see Mark Thomas tonight to collect that prize for that thing months ago. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# are you in coventry then?
*is pretty sure mark thomas is at the warwickarts centre tonight*

edit: also congrats for winning :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I am close, I'm LeamSpa (go to warwick uni)
And cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# swish.. I moved back to coventry recently.
I am sat in it now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Nice
He's doing a run at the Edinburgh Fringe this year. Woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] NASA Fale: The Hubble Space Microscope

2009 slide changing mission.
Click to embiggen. (pops)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :D
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# This is very good ("top shop" as I am led to believe is the thing to say)
But I must ask...."Fale"?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I believe the first reference was by Chaucer
"And dyd ye kinge buggerye hym so hard that hys pype rent asunder and alle hys knyghts said 'Lo, sire, ye have epyc faled."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Prithee, nuncle
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# "Nuncle" is a great word
Use it often do I.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# you've given me a new favourite phrase.
next time I am suffering the after-effects of a vindaloo I shall declare "Yea! My pype hath rent asunder!".
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# verily this shalt be uttered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahahaha
and you are soon to join me in the land of plenty?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Ten weeks.
"Any fruit and vegetables?"
"Ten weeks."
"What?"
"Ten weeks. Teeeennnn weeeks. arrghyarbleyarble"
*Arnie appears*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# You are here in ten weeks or for ten weeks.
Selling fruit and vegetables? or Arnie impressions?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# In ten weeks for at least a year.
Not seen Total Recall?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17duGlHEYY
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I've seen bits, it wasn't the most memorable peice of cinema I have seen.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It's perfect no-brain cinema.
I spend so much of my time having to think for myself and others at work that I like junk cinema and books.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ha ha ha you big middle english silly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# If the Wu Tang Clan were Bees, they'd be mean...
...to ladybirds.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# they were indeed bees, and they were also mean
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/index.html?curid=2184131

:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# were they mean to ladybirds?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Only if they brought the ruckus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I reckon the two ladybirds could have them in a fight
it's the quiet ones you have to watch.

They are plotting

Dave "Look Eric you let them all sting you and you know bees die after they sting!"

Eric "I see a flaw in your plan!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Ladybirds are vicious thing!
Well their larvae are. Varacious devourers of aphids. They just chill out as they get older.

Nasty looking things but for some reason close up they look quite cool.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Imagine one of those eight feet long.
Behind you.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Imagine?
I always have at least one behind me at any one time. Got thousands of the gts in the garden. Last year one of my trees was covered in aphins to the point they were killing it.
So it was either a quotes £400 on a tree surgeon or sixty quid for 40,000 of them.
Ladybirds everywhere last year but sorted the problem out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# You should have bought 500 pigeons to eat the ladybirds.
Then 100 tree snakes to eat the pigeons.

Then 20 ....etc
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I loved the way they used to hang out on my nasturtiums
the ants would be farming/milking the aphids, and the ladybird larvae would be a couple of leaves above them, looking all innocent as if to say "what, us? eat those aphids? never!" then as soon as the ants went they'd go in for the kill.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# *glees*
reading your post below, I also had a notes in pocket based happy find this morning*.
£35 :D

'ningles all.


*Although it was not in a hoodie as I have no ASBO.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I have a hoody because....
If you ride a motorcycle and have a hoody it has to be red.

You see?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# No
No picture, not true. Tis the b3ta way.


EDIT: After seeing a selection of answers just now on Who Wants to be a Millionare I shall be lobbying for walkie talkies to be renamed 'out and aboutie shouties'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# this is so lovely drawing
woo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# NING B3TA !
I don't know where I was going with this?
It could be any one of these:

- A PeaRoast Cock
- A Roast PeaCock
- A CockRoast Pea
- All of the above?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Or a PeaCook?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ^ WINS

(so far)



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# That is some great balance he has
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# ^needs more *parp!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# but you can't see his arse?

EDIT: Done anyway...

(always happy to please)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# ^THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Paxo cristatus?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavo_cristatus
that's the best i can do :( sunday you say...NINGS
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# BIGGGGGGERERE!!!!!

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Run!


Click for bigger (188 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# i know you're ment ot be all poe faced anytime annnyone ever uses that picture
but hey, it made me laugh, i'm a horrible nasty person for that..but i lol'd.

have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# shamefully or not
that picture absolutely falls into the same category as Goatse, as in I'm so completely desensitised to it that it has no distressing content whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Sometimes, with enougheffort and hummous this picture can work
and yours does.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# classic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Hahaha, sacreligious!
What's he holding in teh sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# A good curry but while it's still alive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Recent research suggests
he loved a good Bhuna.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# ^ What k3b/-\b said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Ahahahaha
That cheered me up after my 12 hour night shift :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Morning!

It's funny because it's true.
Also because I thought I had no cash till tuesday, and
I just found £60 in notes stuffed into one of my hoodies
pockets.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# BZBZZBZZZZlolololol

CFB BZZZlololol
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Reminds me of this guys photographs...
1x.com/member/9711/leon-baas/
(I helped save b3ta! Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Can't argue with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Good 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Amazing CDC's of World War 2 - Part 1
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 17 May 2009, 7:59, archived)
# lol chalky cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I can't see anything.
Did you post an image I'd previously adblocked or forget to put one in?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I can see an image.
You must have your 'horrible bully' filter on.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# there's an image there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I miss all the cool stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 5:12, archived)
# squishy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 May 2009, 6:13, archived)
# pucker up!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 17 May 2009, 6:25, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 17 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# Full phat!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Go cow go!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# The answer
to lifes big question?
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 17 May 2009, 6:23, archived)
# Is this the meaning of life?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 17 May 2009, 6:49, archived)
# My fave number is NULL
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Did anyone else do Graffiti
on here?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Graffiti
Is that italian?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:30, archived)
# why did the bar chart always struggle while trying to write that "he was 'ere"
because graph eat e...


*readies the nail lined spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I've been away for a while.
Has your snake learned to count?
(Guizmeaux, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Sneakin' through the ivy with fivey !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Hey mofoha
I saw this guy on Something Awful just earlier
www.b3ta.com/board/8812282
you're, like, famous and shit now
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
# the last time I saw a b3ta reference on SA it was from someone who thought QOTW was all that b3ta was
what the hell, man, what the hell
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# strange days, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:56, archived)
# The last time I saw a SA reference on b3ta it was when someone thought that putting your balls on someone's face and taking a photo of it was all there is to SomethingAwfu- oh wait that's true.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Haha
I didn't realise how many comments that pic got. It looks like it genuinely bothered a couple of people.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 May 2009, 6:35, archived)
# 5NAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# SNAKES ON A NUMBER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Learning to fly...

CfB
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Aiirbruuush?
It is pretty thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# tis
thanks
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# yay for the realarts
and a woo too
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
# I like this
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
# wowzah!
dont hide this away on the gay shift!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:18, archived)
# That's really good
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Do you reckon I should throw it a bone or a banana?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Bonana?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# If such a thing exists
I'm sure it'd do the trick :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
# whatever it wants I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
# nice shoppage
ace :)
(JoePesky, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# I missed this before
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 May 2009, 6:23, archived)
# One...ha ha ha ha...TWO....ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# AH AH AH AH AH AHHhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# pssst.... you've spelt believe wrong :)
Nice Blade Runnering
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I WANT TO BELEIVE!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# *Slaps Forehead*
You're probably the tenth person to point that out. Yes Its spelt incorrectly. I'll correct it now, just for a quiet life, anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Is that because he made various version of his post over the years, each with minute or large differences leading to a contrived and inconclusive plot?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Yes
Its A Nexus Fucking 6.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Like David Icke saying something sensible, and a BNP party member who wasn't constantly angry at everything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# David Icke.
I tried to research him and ended up having a aneurysm. Whats that guys story?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Shit goalkeeper became shit newsreader became shit messiah and then shit writer
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Goalkeeper?
What the fuck? Now I've gone from curious to intrigued!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Yes yes, he was a sub par footballer before going mental and directly copying the plot to the 1987 film They Live and calling it his own theory.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Hmmm
*Brain Grows*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 2:45, archived)
# AH AH AH AH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# The reals are uncountable
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_number

see the section: uses
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# You bore me.
Chopper is on the tele right now. I would rather spend time with him than you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# that is very damaging to my self esteem.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# *gives reacharound*
You know I'm only kidding :D

I do have a thing about men with shit mos and no ears though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# you like the dirty sanchez?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Fuh.
I can vaguely get a hand of most mathematics speech vaguely with what remains in my mind of my A-level maths, but that was all computers and nonsense.

COMPUTERS AND NONSENSE
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# chew this then
mathworld.wolfram.com/RealNumber.html

mathworld.wolfram.com/CantorDiagonalMethod.html
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
# What?!
I didn't think complex numbers classed as real numbers! ARGH! Nothing makes any sense anymore!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# they don't, C is an extension of R
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# wooo
chopper is on bbc2
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Thats NUNsense

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# matt lucas doing a poo. tortoise protests.
(JoePesky, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Anybody know how that omlette/umlaut joke goes?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# that joke cracks me up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Same here.
I can't remember it exactly, though D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
#
x +ggs
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# That was eggs-cruciating.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Stop scrambling around for gags
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I'd eggs benedict (expect) you to react this way.


Jesus, I'm terrible at this pun game.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# this certainly isn't one for the albumen, yolks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Just got to learn to poach em when you can ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# This really is a CAT-astrophy.
Oh...wait..
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Hehe ^^
No egg on your face :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# OK yolk-aught me out, there.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# learn how to spell
you fucking clown
(JoePesky, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# grow some fucking balls
hypocrite
(JoePesky, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
# most talented thing he's ever done
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Peace Man

Bigger
Desktop


(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Isn't this the same bird you already posted ages back, but gayer?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Its So Gay
That I thought It Worthy Of A Post.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Fuck off hippy! ;)
Nice picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Oh Maaaaaan!
Dont Drag Me Down Man! I Cant Handle It!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# OH shut up Neil!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Heheh
Far Out Man, The young ones!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# TY
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Be swine flu safe
(JoePesky, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Well that's pleasant....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# the guy in the middle seems to think so...
he's gargling it
(JoePesky, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# This is the way to do it

(resistanceisfutile, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# haha
sickness. It's a jizz bogey !
(JoePesky, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Oh dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Cook a poo, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# FUCK!!
NO!!! I can't unsee...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# i think that's the 1st puke pic to hit the internet.
...at least it's the first one I saw over 10 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Yeah, although it would get pretty boring pretty quick I would imagine.
How about pics of cats with funny anthropomorphising captions? Like they were people or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# LOLRATS
Laughing at the plague ™
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# just be thankful LOLbarfs didn't take off like LOLcats did
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# That's just a crazy pipe-dream.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# It'll never catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# LIEK THIS!?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Cook a poo, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# OLD SKOOL VOMIT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# i was there, man.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# thankfully i had already decided not to have a horlicks tonight
in unrelated news, we did not deserve fifth place this year, bloody hell it was actually unlistenably bad.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I wholeheartedly agree.
That girl we put through, I have seen her a fair few times singing on various shows, and she has not sung in tune once.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# i say we get jarvis cocker to write it next year
because he probably would if someone asked him.
that or neil hannon, if only cause then fiction would become reality and the universe would have to reset itself.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Well Neil Hannon couldn't write the song for us,
what with him being a paddywhack, but Jarvis isn't a bad call. He can write good pop songs when he wants!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# i am confused by the rules of this contest
if hannon could not write for us, how in fudge did ronan keating get to write for denmark?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Oh really?
Maybe he only co-wrote it? I'm not sure....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Mmmyes, but that's by our musical standards.
The rest of the continent still thinks the Macarena is a great party anthem.
Mind you, regional voting wasn't nearly so apparent.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Tell us about your Sydney uni gig, sounds ace.
Are you teaching on birds?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Recipe for eurovision success
Young, attractive lead singer in ridiculous clothes
Bouncey, catchy, twee ballad with an irritatingly memorable chorus
Large number of land borders
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# He has Hamthrax.
He die. He die soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# sounds like a delicious way to go!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

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