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[challenge entry] oh nos i misread the challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# After re-reading the text of the challenge
I give you a lol sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ^this
hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# this^
with out bothering to read anything
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Damn you and your photographic memory of challenge text!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# too kind
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Pffft!
- well I for one think this worth entering into the compo just for the literalols
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# haha oops
thanks for reminding me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Facist megaphone
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Oh good grief...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# This challenge has had some classic entries
unfortunately, this isn't one

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Have you tried Ebay dating yet? It's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# *registers*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I do not know enough about bras
so therefore this joke is a mystery to me....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Why is AA smaller than A, but DD larger than D?
Answer me that, women.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ^This^ The current system seems driven by madness
I can't for the life of me think how it could be rendered any less sensible.

What on earth is wrong with small, medium, and large, eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# There should be a system based around pi
and the volume of a spheroid

oh fuck I've turned into k3bAb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# "Your left tit is as big as two pies."
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# You say the loveliest things
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# "Blimey, love, you got a whole bakery in ya bra?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I dunno
but that's not a baguette in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# The smallest being "Apple Pie"
and the largest being steak and kidney
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# but mine are as big as a piebald horse
does that fit into your schemata?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# It would be much better
If instead of a linear scale by size, it was instead a quality grading determined by a survey of a representative sample of men. Thus, a 32-A would be the best you could get (Barring a 32-A+). Much simpler.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Get credit rating agencies involved
A triple-A rated breast
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ...or wobbly, jiggly and bouncy.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
I admit to a very un-pc and guilty giggle at that.

On a similar note, Mrs Chutney regaled me with a story about a mate of hers many moons ago who decided to be oh,so original and buy his then girfriend a "racy" Bra for Valentines.... She accompanied him on the day to give him some advice, He troops into the high street lingerie shop where upon he is accosted by a sales assistant, "Him" I'm looking for a Bra for my Girlfriend... "Assistant" Oh, and what size is she? Upon which he stares at the assisitants breast, then looks round the shop, spots a lady in the corner and points at her general chest area and says "About the same as her".....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Sub-categories of
"perky" and "saggy"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I still think they should be measured in pints and gallons.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# We'll get archimedes on it.
Women lean over a bowl of water and we measure how much they displace. Eureka, men watching measurement will say.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# my ex actually wanted me to do that
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Isn't it the same with the other clothes that ladyfolk wear?
Our clothes are all measured in inches or centimetres, womens' are measured in some unknown and cryptic numbering system that varies from shop to shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# well it's a bit like WST, or women standard time - the irony being it's far from standard.
"Pick me up in 15 mins" actually means 2 minutes.
"I just want to pop into this shop for one minute" equated to 1 hour.
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# When I'm incredibly rich
I'm going to hire Suggs as my chauffeur
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I'm surprised women don't play the 'bra knowledge' card more often
Chauvinists frequently say 'men must be more intelligent because we understand the offside rule', but clearly women have their own boast here: 'women must be more intelligent because we understand bra sizes'.
(Squid Bunty, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# although we do already have the counter boast..
of being more intelligent because we generally don't give a shit about football
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Well put
Though personally not understanding either the offside rule or bras places me - intellectually speaking - somewhere in between macaques and gibbons.
(Squid Bunty, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Macaques to the left of me.
Gibbons to the right.

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# which implies that..
either the macaque or the gibbon understands either bra or rule....my money is on the gibbon knowing a D cup :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# It's a kind of Joke or Pune
While the usual intent of ebay sellers is to obtain a profit the purported seller in this case is instead going to make a loss on the described item of clothing, which could not feasibly be obtained for the sum of one English penny. However, the seller has specified that no postage is available for the item, instead the buyer must collect it from him, a practice usually only common for heavy items or ones otherwise difficult to post. This leads the viewer to conclude that there must be some ulterior motive for this otherwise nonsensical sale. On examination of the specifics of the item, it may be deduced by the combination of remarkably large cup size (FF) and small inch measurement (32) that any individual for whom the bra would be suitable must possess a physique that is rarely seen in nature but commonly seem in the illustrations of Jolly Jack. Thus the nature of the perplexing title is revealed - the phrase 'Ebay Dating' refers to a transaction that will not deliver profitability in any monetary sense, but will (should it be completed according to the method specified) result in the arrival at the premises of the seller a startlingly curvacious individual. Thus the image implies subverting the primary purpose of Ebay, which may result in the viewer expericencing a modicum of comic effect and/or titillation.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Oh. OK.
*nods uncertainly*

(thanks for replying :) )
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I have never wanted you more....
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# We are the Dodds, we are the dodds, we are, we are, we are the Dodds

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Bindun also :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# damn :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I like the jaunty angle on the far right and the wee Doddy on the far left
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# shopping dodd is therapeutic
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# The one on the right looks like
Rhona Cameron.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# :)
doddraphenia
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# It appears to be Doddy Day.....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# This must've been done
So doesn't deserve its own thread
(Squid Bunty, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Yes it has
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Ah, now you see that's a lot better
(Squid Bunty, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Please don't talk about me when I'm coming
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
#
ok
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :)



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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# WTF?
*chortles*


*wheelies*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hullo :D
In other news, I think I'll give lunch in the canteen a miss today:

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hullo!
Jeezy Creezy - good plan, that sounds like 12 kinds of awful!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Are you sick of pork with pine nuts, rics and courgettes cream cheese dip every god damn day?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Well that
Although I read it as "Sick, made from pork, pine nuts, rice and courgettes cream cheese dip"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I read it as
'sick of pork', pine nuts, etc. dip.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# yeah, I'd give it a miss too...... cream cheese is rank
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# what do you think goes into a cheesecake?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# My cock
mmmmm creamy light
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I had planned to make a cheesecake for my beloved
although it was pointed out that there were these odd ideas that would arise about what it contained.

still won't really have to worry about it.


(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I think it's time for your medication, dear...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# thnak you
that emailer doesn't appear to...

:(

tested it last night and nothing went through

;(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# flip
it sent an email to me... maybe i've got the email address wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Oh, you should
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha
we should all spell it that way from now on :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# lordy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Dana International
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha!
I'll place this here.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# would
not
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *sings*
The greatest gift that I possess
I've more than my share of a penis

If only this was true...
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# This is clearly worth a new thread

but I'm sure my ego would pop under the weight of the praise it would get.

and with that narky comment I think I'll go to bed and feel sad and alone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xfCKXnyD-4
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# dirty data done drawn a droopy dong
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# It's the way of the world today.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Had to be done - sorry

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# DODD DODD DODD DODD DODD DODD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# haha radiation would explain his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# It's just a shame that nothing can explain why some people find him funny
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Never really found him funny as such
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# evil dodd...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I just banged my left nut, it really hurts.
I like ken's taste in trousers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hit the other one
it should take the pain of the first one away
repeat as necessary
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# You don't possess a pair ot testicles
do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# i have several pairs of them
in jars on my mantlepiece
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# you can give it a tap if you want...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# **reaches for her willy mallett**
why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Should I attempt a java geek joke here or would it spoil the mood?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# go for it
I won't understand it but it'll give me the opportunity to tut
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# will you wear a tutu while you tut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# don't be silly
it would clash with my tutting leggings
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Let's just pretend you've already told it
and move on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] checked my zoom function this time
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Edit: You still seem to have crocheted your drop shadow, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Sound the Alarm!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# do YOU have an "most amusing reply of the day" award handy?
because I believe you should award yourself this

I have hurt my elbow laughing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# :D
You laugh through your elbow?

*eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# He laughs through his elbow and shits through his armpit
He's one mixed-up dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# eeewwwwww.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# must spend a fortune on deodorant....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Clown-elbow is a serious condition - don't make fun of it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *considers self to be told*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# oooooooh fuck, you've done it now.......
you've done it now.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# That's amazing
Can you now do one in red?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I want one with pictures of balloons on it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Shame you didn't check your "edit post" function
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Yup
Having a bad day, might be using their servcies myself if things don't get much better.
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# DELETED THREAD
b3ta.com/board/9453895
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Edit is your friend, My Friend
Whilst your post is still in the same place - you've deleted many "mirth-making" comments

and people don't like that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# give me back my mirth you mirth thief
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# sorry - I've only got chucklesome left
Can I interest you in any of that?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# not if it's based on puns
get back in your box
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# noooooooooo they be stealin mah mirth.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Sorry
Lesson learnt
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Shit I think that thread had nearly come to a conclusion on the meaning of life too.
FUCK
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# You used a discrete cosine transform!!
Are you female? I would like to have sex with you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Aww now I'd actually posted something halfway witty in that thread.
*shakes fist*

Look! Here it is. A rapier-sharp riposte to Barbarossa's reply if ever there was. Now vanished into the limbo of deleted threads, there to languish for all eternity.

Edit therefore you have the inauspicious privilege of being the inaugural recipient of this:

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Yes you did
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :(

:(:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# !


*edit* where did Dignitas go?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *loads trusty service revolver*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# No no you'll be wanting the hollow-point rounds for that offence.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Trusty service revolver loads
Now there's a double entendre waiting to go off suddenly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# *sharpens killing knives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Vegetable rights and peace
.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Planer before Stamp?
I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Nigel Terry you fool
You know - out of Excalibur...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I wish I had a proper chin some times so I could have an evil pointy beard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# guffaws
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oh dear lord, no....
:D

Smethers, I think the larger of the spanging pans, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# gotcha!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# *escapes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# That's a fine frying pan, that be.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# *Charging Orbital Spanging Laser*
*Locking on Target*
*Purge*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# haha
*toddles off to find Flash Gordon online*

silly boy deleted his thread, even on my first image post, which was in BMP format, i didn't delete the thread
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Make Politicians Poverty History Video Appeal


Video Here on B3TA Links

blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Is it supposed to be running that slowly?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# it looks roughly the same speed as the video in firefox
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# The video is awesome
It seems to be running awfully slow here though (FF here too)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# just amended the speed
hope it looks better
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Yeh, I think the dropped frames made it look slower than it should be
I kept thinking it was still loading :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# are you being mean to politicians again, beaubo?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# erm....
yes :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# are there any politicans you like? :D
i think you should give them big hugs, they might need it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# a fave
...already:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Top quality
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Fucking cool :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# heh heh
i like the oliver one too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# "Just £5,000 could fix a toilet seat for a fat politician."
"Give a politician a wage and he could live for a day, give him a moat and he could drain it for cash!"

Nicely BBdO'r
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Cheers!
only just learning this video malarkey:
Here's another - Oliver!:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eCmT-1FTFw

and here's a blown speaker:


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# What's the story behind the speaker?
I missed that part in the news
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# He's a scapegoat
/is not really paying attention either blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# here we go..
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8054657.stm
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Right, but what did he do exactly? I can'*t seem to find anything in the recent news - it all assumes everyone already knows :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent sequel
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# broKen Dodd......:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ken Dodd doll's dead!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# No
Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
Is that punctuation OK ?
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ha
i was thinking this
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# He seems happy about his predicament
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Nah, he's beside himself!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Oi don't come it with your C3PO rip off lines, sunshine :D
^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hello dodd
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I promised myself I wouldn't get drawn into this but...


...and I would have posted it in the thread below, but frankly that was scaring the bejeezus out of me.

Edit Dammit! Sorry all.

*goes off to sit on the failstep*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# And bindun already :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Redsushi's font made it look a bit like OOOO where's my car, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# haha,
Sounds like a case for The GAY TEAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# a CRACK commado unit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Well he is shit at shopping!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# You're telling me
I asked him to get me a pound of sausages, a loaf of bread, 2 pints of milk, some sugar, butter, 10 pound of potatoes and some vegetable oil and he came back with a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Easy Stan,
I am more than willing to start shopping you and lots of lesbians ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It'll still be shit though
*runs, runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Pfft!
You git ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Old news, Man
Old news.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# DODO where's my car?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# DODD, where's my DODD?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Dude, where's my face?

/alternative title for Face/Off
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Aye,
I only noticed that when I uploaded it because I had it zoomed in paint.net :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAnd we have the first bindun of the day, Ladies and Gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Can it stop now?
Im getting tired of seeing the mutant offspring of Christopher Walken and a Scarecrow every other post.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I dunno, I'm not the boss of b3ta, no matter how sexy I am
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ...YET!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Alas no. Clearly everyone is within their rights to post whatever they like
www.b3ta.com/board/9453563

consideration for others being a luxury. No wonder I get trampled at doorways.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# One person's opinion doesn't make a b3ta rule
Shame everyone doesn't see it that way... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# subtle. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Well a lot of people have the same problem
with compos when they are announced on a Wednesday night though. It isn't breaking any rules is it
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Nothing breaks any rules here
Know why?

Cos apart from the NSFW thing, there aren't any.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# or when someone posts a 101kb image, or when someone posts something 500 pixels wide
or when something is too brown, etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# it isn't...although it would be nice if people did whack them in the thread below.
The hallowed faq does request people not resort to tedious bandwagon pictures.

It's not illegal for me to fart in a lift either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# In all fairness though
It should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Oh they've been completely evil ever since i started eating gruel for breakfast
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I think this is a bundun situation.
But woo to it all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Kneel before Dodd!


(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/9453424
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# don't worry, it's been done well before that as well
/just can't be arsed to search for it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Sounds
nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Many apologies, I just realised your image is much older than mine
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# haha
no need to apologise! We must regurgitate ideas all the time. Tis the nature of things I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Tis indeed.
Ask Devo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hey look it's dodd
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Night of the Living Dodd?
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Holy crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I love this
things
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# SHIT ME !!!!!!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# put a dodd o- JESUS CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# AAargh!
Also...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# haha Dead Dodd is Dead
nicely done have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Still pretty new to photoshop....
so blending layers is still giving me gyp - working on it though!
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Low opacity Eraser Tool usually works about 10% opacity
alternatively make a Layer Mask and use a low opacity Brush Tool set to black directly on the Layer Mask.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Cheers,..
nice one - I might have another go at it thie evening and woo it up a tad.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# What. The. Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Aceness!
At least hs teeth are ok now!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# BUT THEY'RE MADE OF DEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# you're supposed to shop...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahah fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ggggnnnnnggggmmmmbbbwwwaaahhhahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# T Y M
uhh... i dont know what letter METAL GEAR is doing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I think it's an L and he hasn't grasped that everything's backwards for people looking at him.
Always a bit slow, 'metal gear', bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# It's fun to stay at the
R U REST P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# link FTW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Aw, Viewtiful Joe. What a great game in a bashing buttons kinda way!
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# The Cake Summoner II : Bring forth the Chocolate Swiss Roll of DOOOOOM

The 2.2MB version
Previously... A Dark Pact with a Battenberg

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# EXCELLENT STUFF !!!
*clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# ALL HAIL THE CHOCOLATE SWISS ROLL OF DOOOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# With all these fantastic posts
you will surely wear out my clickey finger!

WOO!

Edit: rather than push three stupidly good posts down the board for my shite I'll post this here

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ken Dodd?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Ya-huh
It looked infinitely better in GIMP than it now does on t'internet.

But it's there now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Can you tickle me now?
I'll pretend to be Elmo...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Yay Chocolate Swiss Roll is a godly god!
as opposed to that lesser Battenberg god.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# It would still be a great battle though.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Epic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Chocolate trumps everything
every time
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Imagine...
A chocolate battenberg?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Are you trying to destroy us all?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Actually yes I could
this would be rather delicious if it wasn't for the marzipan - sell the idea to Mr Kipling
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# EPIC CAKENESS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# :) Smashing

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ forbidden dark-arts cayke!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# cake summoning is always dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# some kid slashed my neck, i didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# is there something you would like to talk to us about?
: ]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# He wants to get a plaster on that..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Yep time for a new blade on that there razor...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# :)

I like this. It's sufficiently weird.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Fucking fearsome
but clickety woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# That's some neck hair he's got there
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Fucking cool
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Nice one tst.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# This is worrying and ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I knew those Mach17's were a step too far.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# that is all kinds of awesomeness! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# You could get away with anything in the 80's?


Check out www.gayteam.co.uk for the Flash animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha tops!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ta
Had a laugh doing the voices. Camped it up big time!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I do not pity
I adore
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# haha nice
*clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Cheers
Handleballs just loves that Brighton Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# this is fooking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Check out the Flash animation.
I spent a little longer on it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# This is muchly good.
I guess Amy is a transexual hooker in this version?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# No But Colonel Pecker still can't catch those guys
Check out the website!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# What do you mean in *this* version?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Awesome!
*Click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# This gets the Dixon Seal of Approval
edit: Nice pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# like this?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# "I love it when a man comes together"
There was an ep in which someone asked if they were gay... they denied it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Body, Doyle, Tiger, The Jewellery Man!
This is winsome!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ken Shod


Poor Quality, 5 minutes left of lunch break post. Woo/yay.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# put a dodd on it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
seems like a good place to abondon this...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Bored, so I photoshopped myself..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Woo
Awesome stuff
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ta muchly!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Expect to see a CDC imminently.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# What on b3ta - who would ever do such a thing!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I read "What on b3ta" as if it were "What on earth"
Like
"WHAT ON B3TA IS GOING ON!?"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# That might just catch on
WOB!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# That's what I was thinking,
but then I started wondering if it's blasphemy or not.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# A bit of blasphemy is a good thing
if the gods cannot stand riddicule then they do not deserve worship - is what I'd say if I wasn't so damn aethist.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Incoming lasercdc's
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# The Red Arrows?
:)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Nicely Terminated
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Cheers.
:)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# BEHIND YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# what..... ARRRRRRGHHH !!
*runs like Usain Bolt*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Nicely shopped
Is the question "How are you?" now redundant
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Thanks..
Isn't redundancy just great ! *Bursts into song*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Nicely done
If you're ever bored again, you should repair that face of yours a bit

Your...parts are showing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Oh jesus..that always happens... I'm soooooo embarassed.
hehe :)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Oooh!
You changed your eye colour! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# :) it's ok...... *sniffs* Mum still thinks I'm beautiful..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Yes, but unfortunately this is your mum :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9453817
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# YOU BASTARD !
she only looks like that first thing in the morning..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.
Badum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# blocked :(
(waxdart hello., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# blocked
+1
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Boo!
Who's your blocker, and do they give a reason? I've sometimes had success with getting companies to recategorise my site.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# haha
... and pigs might fry!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Can I leave my order for one or more Angelina's here
please?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# With or without nipple tassels and handcuffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Let him wear what he likes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Sans nipple tassels but keep the cuffs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# remember when everyone died to swine flu
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# i died for swine flu
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Haha
best one on this theme I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Oo
Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

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