Is it bad that I thought about this
the same day the news mentioned it or have I just spent too long on b3ta?
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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So the question is
Does being in b3ta make you think like that? Or does the fact that you think like that mean you hang around on b3ta? :)
Great shop by the way, very nicely done.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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Great shop by the way, very nicely done.
Yes ... Well ... Apart from that ...
Awesome painting. Beautifully done. :)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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the potato thing has gotten a bit thin besides my code sortof works now.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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Toot! What kind of sound irritates a shellfish?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster...
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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Death asked him to go with him, but he refused, he said he was getting on with the job
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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Somewhere I can pearoast this as it is vaguely challenge related.
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I'll have B please, Bob
What B makes honey?
A B?
Nope, the answer is Apis mellifera
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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A B?
Nope, the answer is Apis mellifera
pfft!
you should send that to foldsfive:
killingthejoke.blogspot.com/
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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killingthejoke.blogspot.com/
GET THE GUN!
Looking very nice so far. Do we have an estimated time of completion, or is it still to early?
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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Which even though they have now gone bust, they are still making the game
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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September 5th
It's for a contest and the contest will be over September 5th so that's that
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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Cripes, is it noon already?
Whar'd my morning go?
Apart from sleeping...
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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Apart from sleeping...
2 and 6, 2 and mother fucking 6
It is a good job they aren't that price now or I would never leave bookshops
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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they are £7.99 at the moment :(
they were £6.99 for long time, if they dropped the price more people would buy them, I say take the risk and drop the price to £5.99.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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I don't get why this is so hard to understand.
I mean, with a lower price, more people are likely to buy it, right?
But instead, they just put up the price.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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But instead, they just put up the price.
I know, this is what I don't get
If I went in to a bookshop and they are £7.99 I will only get one, maybe 3. If they were say £5.99, I would buy 4 or 6. They should also scrap hardbacks or only make them if people ask for them in a shop.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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We had a lecture from a very-well known chemist the other month
about the future of book. Basically, he turned out to be a money-grabbing twonk who wants the entire second-hand book market closed down and he's clamouring for changes in copyright law so that when you buy a book, you don't actually own it.
He's trying to get his publisher to switch production to e-books that have limited licences so you have to renew it every year or term, but also so that the basic format is the bare minimum and you have to pay extra for answer to excercises, etc.
I said to him that it would only favour the richest students and he told me that education shouldn't have to be fair.
Cunt.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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He's trying to get his publisher to switch production to e-books that have limited licences so you have to renew it every year or term, but also so that the basic format is the bare minimum and you have to pay extra for answer to excercises, etc.
I said to him that it would only favour the richest students and he told me that education shouldn't have to be fair.
Cunt.
Yeah, but he gets enough hero worship from every other professor.
Because he's actually been heard of...
I was very tempted to report him for copyright infringement after he ripped off a section of a film for his talk.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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I was very tempted to report him for copyright infringement after he ripped off a section of a film for his talk.
Haha!
Would that have wiped the smug grin off his cuntish face, though?
See, I haven't even seen him and I passionately dislike him.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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See, I haven't even seen him and I passionately dislike him.
did he write one of the well known introductory 1st year chem texts?
and despite the fact that I like educational elitism in terms of effort, that is an extremely prickish attitude.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Neither of those two.
Mostly in phys. chem., but recently branched out in other fields - one his latest was savaged for the vast number of mistakes.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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Unrelated....
In the shatner .gif with the bird whose boobs are shatners head, who is the bird?
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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oooh-oohh, who? :) I don't know any physical chemists, but I know a few organic chemists (especially vociferous open-source ones)..
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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is he also a well known pillock?
ie appears in documentaries? articles in the gruanaid?
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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dammit, this is like a fucking crossword clue! just tell me the name grrr! >:-{
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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you don't like 20 questions? i've really enjoyed it.
shares a name with a diet.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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i google first year phys chem texts.
found him that way, I never did much chem, even though it's what i went to uni to do...
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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Not many chemists stay in chemistry.
35% of Southampton chem graduates left to do accounting...
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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Ah, I own a copy of elements of Phys Chem
Phys chem is for knobs anyway.
/Biochemist
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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/Biochemist
concurs
/degree in biochemistry, now a bio/cheminformaticist ...er.. but not physical chemistry OH NO.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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We're dangerously close to talking shop here.
We'll end up comparing lists of our publications in a minute...
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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Aww, it'll get there.
Mind you, it's different in different fields. I've heard in physics one evry couple years ain't bad, but in other things, you need four a year or more.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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I'm in maths now, where everyone gets away with 1 a year
(i'm a 1st year phd student so I'm pretty lucky to have what I've got)
in fields like optics/plasma, you'd need 4 to survive because if you don't publish, the ARC hates you.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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in fields like optics/plasma, you'd need 4 to survive because if you don't publish, the ARC hates you.
I've just been lucky in the fields of research I'm in.
Lucky all round, really. I'm supposedly the youngest postdoc ever to have started at Bern and I managed to get a wodge of papers from my Ph. D. It was very odd giving undergrad lectures to people older than me.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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hmm. I'd rather not. If publications were dick sizes, I would have a large sports car.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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Another inorganic chap heard I'm into magnetism.
And said 'magnetism and masturbation are the same thing. Both happen in a dark place and it's a relief when they're over.'
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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I'm going to miss my SQUID.
Apparently, I have to go to Monash to use one.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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I take exception to that remark.
Chemistry is fun*.
*dangerous, the way I did it anyway.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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*dangerous, the way I did it anyway.
i think all textual intellectual property should be licensed
thanks for reading this post, that'll be 50p please
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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hmm, though this looks like a good idea on paper, it doesn't appear to work
how can i make money off the idea without needing it to actually perform?
hmm...
i'm selling options in the g foundation, who wants some?
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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hmm...
i'm selling options in the g foundation, who wants some?
this should happen on page refreshes, with a picture of ceiling cat.
there's a philip k dick book where the main character has to argue with his door and fridge to let him use their services (opening services, both I suppose) as he hasn't paid them :)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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this sortof humour was branded 'undergraduate'
by my office mates.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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Thta reminds me of something?
I is in you internetz - suckng your brains out.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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That reminds me...
...Of this one time that I played a game, wherein one must make a cock not look like a cock anymore.
I made it into an elephant. With way too much mascara.
Woo!
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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I made it into an elephant. With way too much mascara.
Woo!
depends
if you like a more 'hands-on' approach. arts and crafts etc
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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Yes
but can it be milked pick up buns.
'ningles all.
EDIT: With a nose like that I'd image in can pick up anything it wants:P
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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'ningles all.
EDIT: With a nose like that I'd image in can pick up anything it wants:P
I have attempted to pick up by carrying a large box around with me.
but no one is impressed by the size of my trunk :(
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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aHHHH...
Click for bigger (38 kb)
An ESCAPE from SHATNER!!!! STARE at the Beautiful picture!!!
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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Click for bigger (38 kb)
An ESCAPE from SHATNER!!!! STARE at the Beautiful picture!!!
it originally was crap, but I adjusted it to a basic memory of a oil painting I once did. Bless my mother who told me to adapt, and improvise.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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oh, now that is lovely
i had to right-click to confirm it wasn't an animated gif shocker though :)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Oh, so, THAT'S the reason he wasn't in the movie...
so THAT'S the reason he wasn't in the movie...
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:32,
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they're crisps made with ground corn instead of potato. one brand is doritos:
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oh god that makes me hungry
i must go out into a field and eat some corn
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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NING!
I have not been on much for a couple of weeks - have I missed anything funny?
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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I have not been on much for a couple of weeks - have I missed anything funny?
Girl, I'm going to make you shat, shat till you can't shat some more
and if you cry out, I'm going to lick it lick it some more
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:33,
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"Text to 88888 to get a screen saver of Mediocre licking your screen"
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:36,
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I just heard your cricketers beat the poms.
I will hereby not mock your windmills, tulips, footwear, dopesmoking, language, etc for the next five minutes.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:50,
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I knew that was coming.
/crappy response involving windmills, tulips, footwear, dopesmoking and your language.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:02,
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Are you coming over to Aus?
It's great here
I'm getting drunk in the future right now
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:38,
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I'm getting drunk in the future right now
Hello internets is anyone there?
edit: for an exciting prize, guess the eyebrow source.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:26,
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edit: for an exciting prize, guess the eyebrow source.
nah alistair darling's, I considered using my beard for the second ham, but i just drew it on instead
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:48,
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this is worse than car sickness
EDIT: i can imagine this as a wall in DOOM or QUAKE
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:02,
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I hope to one day live in a house with a roof like this
google maps would love me
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:21,
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Is there a way to load an animated GIF into CS4 without losing the frames?
It seems kind of shit that it won't do it by default.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:25,
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god knows
i still use image ready for gifs, it all went crap with cs3
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:42,
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It looks like it can't be done.
How incredibly shit! The only way I can see is using another tool to split the gif out into seperate frames, and load them all in to CS4.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:47,
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photoshop still has imageready's capabilities though
if you open the animation window
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:48,
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I mean really mofaha you should just sort out your CMYK settings and stop blaming the code
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:39,
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I can't sRGBelieve it!
I'm not long back from seeing David Byrne in PA. It was good.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:09,
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HELL YES
He was out here a while ago but I couldn't get anyone to come along and the tickets were $150 so I didn't go
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:28,
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well, all i used imageready for was the frames window and the optimization
and you get the frames window if you click on animation under the window tab, and the optimization if you click "save for web". Anything else imageready was good for, I never knew about
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:43,
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Yes you can, but there's no way of doing it and preserving transparancy.
file-import-folders as frames
Then in the filename bit type *.* and hit load/open. That should then allow you to select any filetype including gifs.
Fucking backward.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:51,
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Then in the filename bit type *.* and hit load/open. That should then allow you to select any filetype including gifs.
Fucking backward.
Yeah this is where I step in with my usual moan.
There is also no way to preserve frame timings when you import a .gif into cs4, regardless of how you do it. So if the original gif relies on lots of different frame delays, you'll have to reconstruct it once it's imported into the stack.
A minor change to what Jeru said: in cs4 you'll probably need to use File -> Import -> Video Frames To Layers. The rest of his advice still holds.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:19,
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A minor change to what Jeru said: in cs4 you'll probably need to use File -> Import -> Video Frames To Layers. The rest of his advice still holds.
THE IRONY IS THAT BECAUSE I'M B&
THEY HAVE TO PRETEND NOT TO SEE ME
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:10,
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NO I'M PRETTY SURE THAT DOESN'T COUNT IRL
YEAH I CHECKED A LAWBOOK AND IT SAYS THAT IT DOESN'T COUNT IRL
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:37,
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Cloaking device on!
                                      
                                                                                                                   
                           
Edit: board squeeze. See it properly here www.b3ta.com/board/9501755
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Edit: board squeeze. See it properly here www.b3ta.com/board/9501755
Magic (brown) eye
That's like one of them weird 3D illusion pictures. Or something.
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Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:49,
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I always think she's called princess funnybunny but I know that can't be right
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:11,
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Diarrhoea?
I nearly Shat.
This picture moves me deeply. In unwelcome ways.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:06,
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This picture moves me deeply. In unwelcome ways.
its the last thing you see before you die
and it lasts for all eternity
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:08,
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In that case,
I think it was a tad unkind that you posted it at all.
(Please do email a copy to Hazel Blears, though.)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:23,
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(Please do email a copy to Hazel Blears, though.)
[if that starts moving i'm gonna kill myself...
Oh shitting fuck.... argh!! scrolls down, its even worse than i thought
[shoves a library card up her nose and inhales deeply]
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:12,
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[shoves a library card up her nose and inhales deeply]
aaaaaaaargh! my fucking eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is not a good start to a hangover, but I'd better click anyway
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:00,
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If you scroll down with your mouse wheel
you can keep the third column still.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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trying some HDR things in tattyshoppe
click for source
made with only 1 image
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:44,
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click for source
made with only 1 image
Waldo's brother?
Despite wearing hot pink rubber underwear and little else, he's much harder to find.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:47,
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It's good, but increase the light smoothing value slightly.
The name of that parameter may vary depending on what tool you use.
Here's a handy guide from an HDR genius:
realitydream.extra.hu/main.php?module=tutorial&page=3&language=eng
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:57,
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Here's a handy guide from an HDR genius:
realitydream.extra.hu/main.php?module=tutorial&page=3&language=eng
Please can I have £200 a week (rising with inflation) forever without having to work?
(and keep this lovely work laptop with its astonishingly good wi-fi privileges?)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:49,
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Absolutely no hips
yes, I'm stuck with this image in my head. Whenever i pick up a pencil, something like this comes out every fucking time. She's no hips whatsoever, and where they should be, they're way too low.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:31,
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yes, I'm stuck with this image in my head. Whenever i pick up a pencil, something like this comes out every fucking time. She's no hips whatsoever, and where they should be, they're way too low.
I love it ^_^
A friend introduced my by giving me a taped copy of Demolition. I bought the full set as soon as I could lay my grubby little hands on it.
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