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# Bindun countless times I would imagine
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# a few times!
good one though! :D
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Is it bad that I thought about this
the same day the news mentioned it or have I just spent too long on b3ta?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# def a b3ta thing! :D
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# So the question is
Does being in b3ta make you think like that? Or does the fact that you think like that mean you hang around on b3ta? :)

Great shop by the way, very nicely done.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I think the answer to both questions is yes.


Also, thank you.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ou est le sortie?!
wóó
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# new paintiing :D
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Yowsa! :D
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Yes ... Well ... Apart from that ...
Awesome painting. Beautifully done. :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# bummage!
good bummage!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# heheheee
:)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Decent busterage too!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# what a nice smile
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# get to the potato museum
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# the potato thing has gotten a bit thin besides my code sortof works now.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# pfffft
:)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Nice side-boobage.
And the rest of the pic is not bad either.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Oh, I say!
tasteful Sunday nude time! Lovely.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# top bottom!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Ballerinas shouldn't eat eggs.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I noticed...
*click*
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# COR FART PORN
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Nice parpage :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Toot! What kind of sound irritates a shellfish?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster...

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ammals.3


ammals.1.2
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Is this about sheds?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# It's ammals
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Is Gordon Brown dead yet?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ammals.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Is Gordon Brown dead yet?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ammals.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Is Gordon Brown dead yet?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Death asked him to go with him, but he refused, he said he was getting on with the job
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# plenty left
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# It is past empty and running on stupidity
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# bollox
bollox
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# slamma

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# What is ammals?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] SQUILLIAM!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# so that's who's been fucking the red squirrels
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Somewhere I can pearoast this as it is vaguely challenge related.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# lol
although STAR STAR would've been a better title, haha
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# shatastic!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I love that film.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# great job microwave
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# GJM
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# GJM
How's the game going?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Great
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# watch out for honey radiation
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# gjm, is it going to be a computer game?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yes
You'll be able to play it in your browser
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hurra!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# This is great :)
Also, it reminds me of blockbusters :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I'll have B please, Bob
What B makes honey?
A B?
Nope, the answer is Apis mellifera
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# pfft!
you should send that to foldsfive:

killingthejoke.blogspot.com/
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# GET THE GUN!
Looking very nice so far. Do we have an estimated time of completion, or is it still to early?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# It is the new Duke Nukem Forever
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Oh dear.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Which even though they have now gone bust, they are still making the game
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# It'll be done when it's done.

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# It does have the most fitting name ever though :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# September 5th
It's for a contest and the contest will be over September 5th so that's that
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# low fucking poly, microwave
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# i wanna play it!
i wanna push the button!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Today I am mostly being hungover on the couch.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Bet you are probably watching Kojak?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
#
watching strangling
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
watching strangling polishing
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
watching strangling polishing wanking
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
#
watching strangling polishing bashing your cock until it is bloody over
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noon everyone, we all good?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Cripes, is it noon already?
Whar'd my morning go?

Apart from sleeping...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# 2 and 6, 2 and mother fucking 6
It is a good job they aren't that price now or I would never leave bookshops
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Paperbacks have doubled in price in ten years.
FFS...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# they are £7.99 at the moment :(
they were £6.99 for long time, if they dropped the price more people would buy them, I say take the risk and drop the price to £5.99.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I don't get why this is so hard to understand.
I mean, with a lower price, more people are likely to buy it, right?

But instead, they just put up the price.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I know, this is what I don't get
If I went in to a bookshop and they are £7.99 I will only get one, maybe 3. If they were say £5.99, I would buy 4 or 6. They should also scrap hardbacks or only make them if people ask for them in a shop.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# We had a lecture from a very-well known chemist the other month
about the future of book. Basically, he turned out to be a money-grabbing twonk who wants the entire second-hand book market closed down and he's clamouring for changes in copyright law so that when you buy a book, you don't actually own it.
He's trying to get his publisher to switch production to e-books that have limited licences so you have to renew it every year or term, but also so that the basic format is the bare minimum and you have to pay extra for answer to excercises, etc.
I said to him that it would only favour the richest students and he told me that education shouldn't have to be fair.
Cunt.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# What a twat.
People like him are why society has gone to shit.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Yeah, but he gets enough hero worship from every other professor.
Because he's actually been heard of...
I was very tempted to report him for copyright infringement after he ripped off a section of a film for his talk.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Haha!
Would that have wiped the smug grin off his cuntish face, though?

See, I haven't even seen him and I passionately dislike him.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# did he write one of the well known introductory 1st year chem texts?
and despite the fact that I like educational elitism in terms of effort, that is an extremely prickish attitude.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Uh huh...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# the only ones know (i have) are mcmurry and silberberg
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Neither of those two.
Mostly in phys. chem., but recently branched out in other fields - one his latest was savaged for the vast number of mistakes.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# what a nobber.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Unrelated....
In the shatner .gif with the bird whose boobs are shatners head, who is the bird?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# which one? i haven't seen it?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# well
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I thought so
She does porn.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# i'm all wanked out today.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Pffft
Reply of the month!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# oooh-oohh, who? :) I don't know any physical chemists, but I know a few organic chemists (especially vociferous open-source ones)..
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# is he also a well known pillock?
ie appears in documentaries? articles in the gruanaid?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# dammit, this is like a fucking crossword clue! just tell me the name grrr! >:-{
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# see 1 down
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# "Gazebo"?!!? How does that help!
:)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# you don't like 20 questions? i've really enjoyed it.
shares a name with a diet.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ohhhhh.
takk.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Prof. P**** A*****
Don't know about any articles elsewhere.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# yeah i worked that out. :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Aha.
Just looked at his wiki entry.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# i google first year phys chem texts.
found him that way, I never did much chem, even though it's what i went to uni to do...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Not many chemists stay in chemistry.
35% of Southampton chem graduates left to do accounting...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Ah, I own a copy of elements of Phys Chem
Phys chem is for knobs anyway.

/Biochemist
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Inorganic rocks.
/spang
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# concurs
/degree in biochemistry, now a bio/cheminformaticist ...er.. but not physical chemistry OH NO.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# We're dangerously close to talking shop here.
We'll end up comparing lists of our publications in a minute...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# i don't wanna do that, all (1) of mine are in physics :S
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Aww, it'll get there.
Mind you, it's different in different fields. I've heard in physics one evry couple years ain't bad, but in other things, you need four a year or more.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I'm in maths now, where everyone gets away with 1 a year
(i'm a 1st year phd student so I'm pretty lucky to have what I've got)

in fields like optics/plasma, you'd need 4 to survive because if you don't publish, the ARC hates you.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I've just been lucky in the fields of research I'm in.
Lucky all round, really. I'm supposedly the youngest postdoc ever to have started at Bern and I managed to get a wodge of papers from my Ph. D. It was very odd giving undergrad lectures to people older than me.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hmm. I'd rather not. If publications were dick sizes, I would have a large sports car.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I'd have a large sniper rifle.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# chemists can kiss my mathematical arse.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Another inorganic chap heard I'm into magnetism.
And said 'magnetism and masturbation are the same thing. Both happen in a dark place and it's a relief when they're over.'
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# rofls.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I'm going to miss my SQUID.
Apparently, I have to go to Monash to use one.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# the landsdowne does a good seafood basket. :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Pfft....
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I take exception to that remark.
Chemistry is fun*.



*dangerous, the way I did it anyway.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# physics is phun.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# i think all textual intellectual property should be licensed
thanks for reading this post, that'll be 50p please
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# i saw you refreshing
it's 50p per page impression you know
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hmm, though this looks like a good idea on paper, it doesn't appear to work
how can i make money off the idea without needing it to actually perform?

hmm...

i'm selling options in the g foundation, who wants some?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# this should happen on page refreshes, with a picture of ceiling cat.
there's a philip k dick book where the main character has to argue with his door and fridge to let him use their services (opening services, both I suppose) as he hasn't paid them :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# i can relate to that
berocca usually helps
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I don't remember the last time I started two threads in a day.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# this sortof humour was branded 'undergraduate'
by my office mates.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Is it a Willy Mammoth?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# hahahahahaa :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Haha spot on
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Thta reminds me of something?
I is in you internetz - suckng your brains out.

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# needs more cock
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# that's a really nicely-pixelled elephant there!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# The popular one of my family.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# :)
I like your period drama
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# That reminds me...
...Of this one time that I played a game, wherein one must make a cock not look like a cock anymore.

I made it into an elephant. With way too much mascara.

Woo!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# photos?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Drawings.

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# that's not as much fun.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Indeed.
But it does make it a bit easier.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# depends
if you like a more 'hands-on' approach. arts and crafts etc
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Are we talking about wanking now?

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# i don't know
it's your game!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Wasn't my game.
I was just playing it.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ...

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaaa
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Yes
but can it be milked pick up buns.

'ningles all.

EDIT: With a nose like that I'd image in can pick up anything it wants:P
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# haha
yea..
like peanuts..?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I have attempted to pick up by carrying a large box around with me.
but no one is impressed by the size of my trunk :(
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *shakes head*
tusk tusk tusk...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# i heard he likes sticky buns
woo!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# i like sticky buns.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# aHHHH...


Click for bigger (38 kb)


An ESCAPE from SHATNER!!!! STARE at the Beautiful picture!!!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ooo lully
nice reflections
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
#
thanx, I mainly used MSPaint, and GIMP for the reflections
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# looks like hours of smudge and a good artistic eye
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
#
it originally was crap, but I adjusted it to a basic memory of a oil painting I once did. Bless my mother who told me to adapt, and improvise.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I'm giving it a click
and then its off to play guildwars :D
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
#
have fun
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# oh, now that is lovely
i had to right-click to confirm it wasn't an animated gif shocker though :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I love ripples... Woo!

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# *waits for animation*
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# {:-)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ok another shatner
here is mine wot i just done
Shatch1
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# it definitely is.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Invasion of the bloody shatners
but still OK
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Haha!

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# no squirrels?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# good one
:)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, so, THAT'S the reason he wasn't in the movie...
so THAT'S the reason he wasn't in the movie...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# ace!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# the fact that he can't act?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# And that...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# spock's ears were played by corn chips?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Corn chips?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# they're crisps made with ground corn instead of potato. one brand is doritos:
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Not in this country!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# yeah by your country isn't exactly quality...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Learning makes your speaking English better
You crips... ;)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# eh?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Peace man...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# pass the bong.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
# *inhales deeply*
Meece Pan!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# oh god that makes me hungry
i must go out into a field and eat some corn
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# NING!

I have not been on much for a couple of weeks - have I missed anything funny?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# you missed a really funny *PARP!!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Woo
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Haha
you're going to need some more lens flare on that though.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
#


(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)
# *licks the screen*
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)
# LICK A SHAT
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Girl, I'm going to make you shat, shat till you can't shat some more
and if you cry out, I'm going to lick it lick it some more
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
# "Text to 88888 to get a screen saver of Mediocre licking your screen"
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I just heard your cricketers beat the poms.
I will hereby not mock your windmills, tulips, footwear, dopesmoking, language, etc for the next five minutes.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# We have cricketers?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
perfect response
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I knew that was coming.
/crappy response involving windmills, tulips, footwear, dopesmoking and your language.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuck......
Four wickets?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# that's less than you usually lose by.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I like where this is going.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Switserland
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Makeout City.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
Just in time for me to leave this accursed place!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Are you coming over to Aus?
It's great here

I'm getting drunk in the future right now
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Yep.
Moving to Sydney in eight weeks.
Woop woop!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
# *Head explodes in Scanners style*
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# she canne take it captin
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Hello internets is anyone there?


edit: for an exciting prize, guess the eyebrow source.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)
# I'm here and I like this
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)
# beepboop!
I'm bored.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Do a little naked dance in your front lawn
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)
# too cold.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)
# That's the beauty of it
the dancing will get you warm
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)
# I'll save you! Wurst-Girl to the rescue!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:36, archived)
# well, she can play with my sausage.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Freebase?
Nicely.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)
# nah they aren't freebase's
:)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)
# hmm
Alistar Darlings?
Woo image Btw
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)
# yep. as your prize you may perform sex acts upon me.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Woohoo!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)
# well i think so.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)
# *throws grapes*
that's sex acts.....isn't it?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Those are your eyebrows, aren't they
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
# nah alistair darling's, I considered using my beard for the second ham, but i just drew it on instead
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# hams should have wigs
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# and yalmukes.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry]


(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)
# holy mutated fuck.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)
# That's how it's done.
Did for me anyway.

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Wheee!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 5:17, archived)
# this is worse than car sickness
EDIT: i can imagine this as a wall in DOOM or QUAKE
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)
# khaaan sickness?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)
# FUHHHH
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)
# AAA AAAAAAAAAAAA

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)
# I hope to one day live in a house with a roof like this
google maps would love me
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Is there a way to load an animated GIF into CS4 without losing the frames?
It seems kind of shit that it won't do it by default.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)
# god knows
i still use image ready for gifs, it all went crap with cs3
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)
# It looks like it can't be done.
How incredibly shit! The only way I can see is using another tool to split the gif out into seperate frames, and load them all in to CS4.

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)
# photoshop still has imageready's capabilities though
if you open the animation window
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:48, archived)
# That's only partially true, unfortunately.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:21, archived)
# which part?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:36, archived)
# I mean really mofaha you should just sort out your CMYK settings and stop blaming the code
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:39, archived)
# I can't sRGBelieve it!
I'm not long back from seeing David Byrne in PA. It was good.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
# HELL YES
He was out here a while ago but I couldn't get anyone to come along and the tickets were $150 so I didn't go
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# well, all i used imageready for was the frames window and the optimization
and you get the frames window if you click on animation under the window tab, and the optimization if you click "save for web". Anything else imageready was good for, I never knew about
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Yes it did.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:12, archived)
# Yes you can, but there's no way of doing it and preserving transparancy.
file-import-folders as frames

Then in the filename bit type *.* and hit load/open. That should then allow you to select any filetype including gifs.

Fucking backward.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)
# oh dear me. Thanks though, that's better than nothing.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)
#



(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:56, archived)
#


(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 5:45, archived)
# E.T. PHONE KHAAAAN
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Why do I see Ooomp Loompas in this one?
:)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Yeah this is where I step in with my usual moan.
There is also no way to preserve frame timings when you import a .gif into cs4, regardless of how you do it. So if the original gif relies on lots of different frame delays, you'll have to reconstruct it once it's imported into the stack.
A minor change to what Jeru said: in cs4 you'll probably need to use File -> Import -> Video Frames To Layers. The rest of his advice still holds.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:19, archived)
# CHRIS COX IS GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SAYING THAT
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:44, archived)
# THE IRONY IS THAT BECAUSE I'M B&
THEY HAVE TO PRETEND NOT TO SEE ME
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)
# NO I'M PRETTY SURE THAT DOESN'T COUNT IRL
YEAH I CHECKED A LAWBOOK AND IT SAYS THAT IT DOESN'T COUNT IRL
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
# ono


(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)
# ONONONONONONO








(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Shatrix.
Yeah, that's the best I can come up with.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)
# it's like zwahhhhhhhhhhhhh man
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)
# hmmm a nice tranquil Shatnerfall


(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Cloaking device on!
                                      
                                                                                                                   
                           

Edit: board squeeze. See it properly here www.b3ta.com/board/9501755
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# the waterfall of liquid shat
you could drown in that
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)
# this is what hell looks like
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Magic (brown) eye
That's like one of them weird 3D illusion pictures. Or something.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
# hehheh I just found this
 

 
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:03, archived)
# I always think she's called princess funnybunny but I know that can't be right
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)
# SAFETY DANCE
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:09, archived)
# OMG
I made this as my screensaver
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)
# I wish this could be my walpaper.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
# BBFFFNNNLLMLLNMNMNLNMNMNNN
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Diarrhoea?
I nearly Shat.

This picture moves me deeply. In unwelcome ways.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)
# its the last thing you see before you die
and it lasts for all eternity
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
# In that case,
I think it was a tad unkind that you posted it at all.

(Please do email a copy to Hazel Blears, though.)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
# .

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)
# brundleshat


(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Now there's a game of tic tac toe
where nobody wins.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)
# CHECKMATE
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)
# WHOA
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:11, archived)
# Shatner Goldblum Lava Lamp!
Ewwww....
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# The Jeff Goldbluman group
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)
# IT'S SHATNERS ALL THE WAY DOWN.
 
woo!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)
# this!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:52, archived)
# [if that starts moving i'm gonna kill myself...
Oh shitting fuck.... argh!! scrolls down, its even worse than i thought

[shoves a library card up her nose and inhales deeply]
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:12, archived)
# he looks like he's made of chocolate
nom nom chocolate shat
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:45, archived)
# HAHAHA! NOW GO THE OTHER WAY!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:10, archived)
# SHIIIIIT
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)
# Dear me!
Thas ver clever that!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Woohoo!
Tiliing, I love tiling! Great work
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# your something very special
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaargh! my fucking eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is not a good start to a hangover, but I'd better click anyway
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# this has 'win'
written all over it
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# argh it's coming down on me
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Woo!
Perfect!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I knew who'd made this before I read the name...
Awesome.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Shatstand!
Great work sir!
Have some more speeding faces....

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# it's reigning shat...
fantastic:)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Fuckin' hell,
infinitive shat!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Wooo, it's great!
but what film is it?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
# No thank you.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
# very yes!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# If you scroll down with your mouse wheel
you can keep the third column still.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# My eyes!
aaaaaaaargh
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# shhh .. i'm hunting wobots
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
# and another shat on the mat
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
# he looks allot like ryker in that
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# southbound pachyderm by primus
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)
# trying some HDR things in tattyshoppe

click for source

made with only 1 image
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)
# But
where is Henry?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Waldo's brother?
Despite wearing hot pink rubber underwear and little else, he's much harder to find.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Too much vindaloo.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)
# No.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)
# THE GAYSHIFT RUINED THAT MEME
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
# the gayshift ruined my anus
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I HEARD HE DIED IN A FIRE
 

 
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)
# It's good, but increase the light smoothing value slightly.
The name of that parameter may vary depending on what tool you use.

Here's a handy guide from an HDR genius:

realitydream.extra.hu/main.php?module=tutorial&page=3&language=eng
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
# ...go ahead... ask it a question...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
# got hosed at the oscars. where's justice?

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
# *shakes*...
...YOU WISH
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Has anyone even been far even go want to do look more like?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
# what are these?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
# questions for the 8 ball
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
# ha...
...you wish those were these.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I wish I had hotpants.
/ac

and i wish many other things.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Leaf the cast make a cobble toe rind.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
# that...
...is a statement.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
# what are you going to say?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
# have your legs just grow?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Please can I have £200 a week (rising with inflation) forever without having to work?
(and keep this lovely work laptop with its astonishingly good wi-fi privileges?)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)
# see picture above...
... :(
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Absolutely no hips


yes, I'm stuck with this image in my head. Whenever i pick up a pencil, something like this comes out every fucking time. She's no hips whatsoever, and where they should be, they're way too low.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
# long tall sally...
...she fell asleep?... :)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Trousers?
Have you lost your fucking mind, Foxy?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
# very much so
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
# That's actually cute, I like it.
Mine has more hips:

(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
# WHY DID YOU MASTURBATE AFTER DRAWING THIS
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
# i got one...and she's smokin'...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
# what are you trying to tell me here
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
# blondes vs brunettes...
...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)
# hahaha damnit gronkpan
you never fail to make me laugh
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
# !
AFTER
WHILE
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
# why are her legs covered in dog jizz ?
(nicely, btw)
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Apologies to anyone particularly sensative about the classics.

I couldn't get this scene out of my head so you are now subjected to it as well.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
# best show ever!...
...haven't seen it in years!.... WOO!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I love it ^_^
A friend introduced my by giving me a taped copy of Demolition. I bought the full set as soon as I could lay my grubby little hands on it.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
# i love when...
... Motorhead was there... fuckin' classic!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

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