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# hmmmm
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# dandy!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# He aint a loud his wigs no more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# the thing is..
that looks better than his wigs
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# *blows*
It's BANG!BANG!BANG! o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I didn't realise your job involved guns
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I have a nail AND a staple gun
I could hem you right up mofo, good and straight.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hello
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hey up
*hugatrons*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# pfft!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# whats the chances of that..ye couldnt write it ..could ye
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# MMmmmmmMm TOFFEEONIONS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# DUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hello from San Diego!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I really fancy a toffee onion
now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Well now you can!!
with just 5 easy payments of £5.99 installments weekly on a regular monthly basis for a limited time of a year

but dont send any money yet...do it in a minute

we want to give your very own clock made out of cats tits and if you are not happy with your product then you can keep the clock made out of cats tits absolutely free..for a tenner
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# The chances of that are a dozen to 12.
On.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# well, if there are V vowel cards and C consonants
and n are selected from V, and m from C, then it's simply...er.

n(V-C)!/ (V!C!) - (nV - mC)!

I'm not making it up, oh no...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Sounds pretty good, actually
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# not the same without Carol though is it
..or is it...find out after the break!
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# :)
*bursts into some Kunt and the Gang*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Come on then, just this once
Use my arsehole as a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# m@ch!N3...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Jizz machine!
That's my porn name, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hello Sir
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I'm starting to warm up my glee engines as I have the day off tomorrow, and I'm going down to Bristle for the weekend to see my good friend.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Worn out, but in a good mood
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Tell us more.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Quality machine there
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I likes that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# not everything must tile...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Lies.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# You are not refitting my new bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# you can be a permanent fixture, in my lyrical miixture
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Woo
super stuff
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# This is grand
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# splendid.
Are those mechanical wanking spanners?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# umm...
...i wouldn't risk it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I wheely like this !
☼☼
..☼..
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
# late...
...again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# really late
love these anis! keep it up!

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
# sorry to bring the tone down but...just think for a minute

am gettin all emotional here...please give...you could make a Toffee Onion'ce
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# this gets a pfft just for the phrase "toffee onion'ce"
traaa p33ps
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# That's a bit advanced notice for me
Can you remind me nearer the time?

Also, is that Maddie?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# i can make it simplier if ye want
its not maddie its a girl called Gerald
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha I remember this!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Excellent expression.

Oh hai popular balloon basket.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this was what they were raising money for
when David Brent did that dance in The Office....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# That's in The Office as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# haha
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Oh shit,
you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I've got your onions right here
*UNZIPS*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh noes...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# He no like it
Thank god today is over with, I am worn out but in a good mood
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# he can't hide his raging hard on
all that bitterness because his Dad made him feel guilty for wanking over Lt Uhuru.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# oprah's got huge mams...
...this PS is incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Now/Then....(As Jimmy Saville Would Say)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# not sure I get it, but have this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Great image, but huh?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Commodus (Gladiator) was played by Joaquin PHOENIX guys..... (Both dictators)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joaquin_pheonix
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# at the risk of inflaming Riverghost...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# He gets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# that is boss
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# He is covered in piss
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# He HAS been down the drain :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# That's really very good
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Cool

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# *Standing ovation*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Your user name is a lie.
But I appluad the notion of people having descriptive user names.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Is yours accurate?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Do you have a red beard?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# fuck
do you get an alert message if GMOS's image appears?

edit: ah - a GMOS attack. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# righto
as you were
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# He is covered in piss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
We're totally in phase at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# That one ^ I atcually did on purpose...
but the one down there's a good 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Floor GMofS is watching you masterbate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Poor 2D. I wonder if he ever did get his microphone back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Seperated at birth?
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# First off, who the fuck is that on the right?
Secondly, I think you miss the point of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Bruno isn't it?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_(character)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-csipe3TzMg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Oh I see!
Haven't really seen much of that character :)

By the way, thanks for all the pics :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I was going to phone you actually
me needs your address again, you couldn't gaz me it could you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Vassup?
This season ich wears D&G for murdering
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# popfax
I have had a handslap from Trugoy The Dove
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# how would you explain this if you got collared photoshoppin this in work
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I would say
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# What what?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I was doing a tutorial on how to fuck up boarders?
/Eton School blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# It is quite irksome when people think
right gotta post something on b3ta. What can I post that takes no effort what so ever?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# and it usually ends up in a long winded post about life in a hostel
funny that.

Let he who cast the first stone, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# you luvvit ya slaaaaag!
and I keep it in existing threads. Or are you suggesting I go on /talk you callous hussy?! :~(~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# there's nowt wrong with /talk these day m'laddo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# blasphemy!
Blass for yooooo
Blass for everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# arh come la
hes tryin his best
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Yeah like "I'll just lean out of the window, take a photo of whatever random stuff's going on down Earls Court Road, and then post it on b3ta".
Some people...

;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Do I do that in a new thread?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Only pulling yer leg there fella...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# common misconception
but that wasn't a leg.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# really?
why does it have toes then?

ZOMG - COCKLETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# They're not toes
they're just toe-shaped genital warts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Everyone should have cocktoes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Pffft
Take a photo of the road outside your window or something :P

EDIT: Oh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I have no window!
It's all clever CG!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
#
Best I could do with the tools I have to work with
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# You can see why he wore that wig mind
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8094814.stm

EDIT: Dear gods, number seven: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7998056.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# 6 makes him look really different!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Proper LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahhaah
hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# is that scritti politti?
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
#
No it's just the way his shorts fit.
(UTB, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] "THE COVER'S NOT WHITE ENOUGH!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# weird
that looks the spit of the Office
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# That is a weird coincidence!
How very odd, you'd almost think it might be on purpose?!?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Go on
Do your Ali G impression
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Oh sorry, it's the other one....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# ... and this is our receptionist, Dawn ...
... and I think it's fair to say that every bloke in this office has at some point woken at the crack of Dawn - only joking!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I read that in his voice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# that was off the Office aswell
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# No!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# No seriously, this guy knows his stuff
He spotted that it looked like the cover too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# we got ourselves a fricking genius
OUR VERY OWN FRICKIN GENIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Are you being serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# am always serious on thursdees
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# he he Weird
That looks just like the Office...ARRRGGGHH!!!
Nice one Floppy
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# arh
beat me to it..arh
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# It's just a brainfart :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# yiv robbed that from the Office
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# JEEZZUUUSSSS!
You robbed the name 'Boss' from the office!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The World According to Nick Griffin
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah yeah yeah
I know, but can't we just like move on...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Another 6 days of this, miladdo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Another reason to use drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# WHITE DRUGS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I predict by the end of this week we shall be defending the poor racist
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
Or, the world according to Nick Griffin:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# he does look a lot like a punched scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Best. Sentence. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# My personal fave is he has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha - I hope google picks up on that phrase
"NICK GRIFFIN LOOKS LIKE A PUNCHED SCROTUM"
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# that's not fair ..
you're offending punched scrotums by saying that!

(SoVeryAPT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# yay
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Get out of my country or I'll set my Zombies on you!
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I spot a black zombie in there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I raise
2
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Darn, you win
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# yes!
now I just need to be able to reliably spot white zombies and I'll be fine come the apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# i know
he's the griffs favourite one because he gets him to do his cleaning.
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# One of the white zombies is a faker
it's actually a painted negro
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I think that as it is Baron Samedi,
he is ok, because the Bond Villains were all created by an englishman.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# go ed..you know you love 'em!

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Mmm caramelised onion
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Nomnomnom
But only if it is a red onion.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# red onions taste the same as regular onions
they just look different.
Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# oh fuck no
mind you they can't be much worse than toffee apples.

also - how's this for a tache: www.hipstersuck.com/pictures/epic_hipster_moustache.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# No thanks, I've got a biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# mmm
nice toffee onion to go with ye glass curry
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# And that's when Samantha knew....

I think i like the Jewish one.
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# he looks like a melted welly boot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# He looks like paris hilton
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Good sentences today, Msr Broon!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# not really
lack of punctuation and capitals
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Haha oh no
But I would watch that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Sometimes, you scare me Clan
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Only sometimes?
I need to work harder.
*jumps out* BOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *screams in a high un-manly voice*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# God, that man is scary
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I had only seen him in the wig on the left
so I didn't even know it was a wig
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Do you feel abused?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# yes
my perception of the world was, as usual, not the reality.

the world is so unfair *emos*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Don't DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ZOMG
what's happening to me

cant... find... energy... to... lift... head....

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# lazy git
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Sit down, and have a cold drink.
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# this is a good shout
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ^^this
I'm actually quite surprised it was a wig.

I had assumed he had a sleep in the middle of a street moments prior to a gun duel in a late 50s wild west film, and just hadn't noticed he'd got a little bit of tumbleweed stuck to his head.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# haha
*expects pics of Phil Spector's head rolling through a Wild West Town circa 1800*

Who is that crazy dude with the hair like a white helmet. They should have a hair-duel of some kind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# bernie eccleston?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# no - well yes, but there's an american medium with the most ridiculous hair
Gary something I think

edit: www.garyspivey.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Wilmott
hahahhaahahaha oh fuck, I hadn't imagined it would be like that. is that real hair?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# no
Spivey

see edit
edit: fuck knows - the guy appers to be a complete mental
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# the one in the middle
was when he was practising for 'invasion of the body snatchers'
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hmmmm
Wasn't the one on the left in the hair bear bunch?
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] New Cadbury's White Chocolate Ad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
We have a winner :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I couldn't help trying the eyebrow thing as i was making it.
my forehead hurts and I should probably have a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# heheh
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Worth it all in my opinion!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ARGH NO
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# HA!
Winnar *click*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# oh wow
went for coffee and everyone's being all nice. cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
this is so distributing...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# cheers big lad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# you been measuring again:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# HA!
Winnah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# :D
I'd just like to say, I keep going back to your shatner eating carrots and it still makes me laugh every time. It's fucking outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Genuine office lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hahah top stuff doc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Fan-bloody-tasti sir!!
*Kerlick* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# absolutely wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
nice eye popping there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# This is a work of genius!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# FP THIS FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# The popping eye is genius, sir!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# HAHAHA!
How utterly terrifying :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Your eyes used to do that as a kid.
No they did!
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# oh yus
pure brilliantnessifcance
(smalldickedandproud, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This wins this weeks compo. And next weeks too!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Teehee
The eye pop makes that :D
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# MUTHAFUCKIN
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
# wonderful stuff!
well done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# this is....
....brilliant
(superdanpl, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaha !
Ultra Glee !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# V V Good
But does anyone else hate those glass half full adverts. The gorilla one looks just like a guy in a gorilla suit playing the drums (?!!!) and that one is two ugly kids waving their eyebrows about. SO FUCKING WHAT! I can just picture the ad execs patting each others backs telling each other what geniuses they are. The worst troll on b3ta has come up with better stuff than that on a bad day ffs!

/End Rant.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I quite like the Gorilla one, was fine with the airport trucks one, and the eyebrow one is shit.
Basically, like all ad agencies I think they've gotten worse after the first one. Same with Sony and the bouncing ball/paint/playdoh company.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
# prime gold :)
top work, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
# see if....
you (as i was) happen to somehow be listening to frenchkiss.com (technotechnotechno) and looking at this at the sme time, OMG! it's winwinwin!! ^
(cheese-on-toast, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Genes Reflection
Hey I feel thats the same what the fathere had did that.

[url=http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Application.aspx?appId=173764702012][img]http://orkut.vidpoke.com/_img/Video-Poke_01.gif[/img][/url]
(laffterr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# uh
whut?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Where's teh darkeez at?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Expertly mashed sir!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Thanks lully!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# pew pew

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hiya Sushi!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hey Ninj
Did you see my Terminator down the board?

b3ta.com/board/9513886
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Nice one Sushi! Good old Phil :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Very well shopped mate ;)
TERMINATOR DISCRIMINATION! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Thanks Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I will award a prize to whoever manages to do
Terminator: Anthropomorphization. But, the text must be perfectly matched :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Fuck that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# My thoughts exactly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# boss
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *bows to lord of the facemash*
woot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ooh...
Thankoo sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *terminates with extreme prejudice*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# ha! nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# baby bird
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Phil Spector
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8094814.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# are you the guy on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I'm just wondering what what 90's popstar Baby Bird has to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# You're gorgeous
I'd do anything for you
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Don't you come round here with your mindpiss, both of you
cos I got in first so nyerr.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Bah!
And humbug!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Song about exploitation of people in the porn industry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Are you the guy on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# are you Snarf?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Are you a doppy flonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Are you a member of Analfisters anonymous?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# No, I'm an anal fister and proud of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Snarf snarf
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Are you the gay on the left/right?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Are you the mum of the bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# To the man on the left
You're gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# 100% legit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# To the man on the right
Roll on Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# can't beat a bit of babybird
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6nbNuGdoqI
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Except, maybe, with some Bully!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Dirty Old Man is still my fave.
Seem to remember it's about Jerry Springer.

EDIT: I always find it amusing when people think You're Gorgeous is a love song.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Bad old man
brilliant track and very dark
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iwjIYZo_pg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I thought baby bird was a chick!:P
EDIT: I'll tell you what I miss from the 90's

TFI Friday. Used to signify the start of my weekend. I used to see them all the time in THe Doves in 'Ammersmeeff at lunchtime on Fridays. Boy they knocked the booze back. Then I'd crack open a beer back home and watch the show waiting to see which OB was nearest to where I lived (I lived right near Riverside Studios).

Wiiiiiiiiiiiill!

*does pointy finger movement*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# "It's your letters, it's your letters"
TFI Friday was shit, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# It was mindless crap
but I think the fun they had making it was infectious
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I won't click that link in case it's that fecking boring beat combo
I'd have thought better of you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :P
Lyrical genius with an impressive pair of lungs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Pah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# And from Sheffield
Everyone from Sheffield is great
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Apparantly he only started the band as one day it downed on him that he had carrier bags full of songs. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# he made 4 albums in a year
and what's more they were good ones not just 60 minutes of him blowing raspberries

like radiohead :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# To the line in the middle
Keep it strait!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# AAAARGH!
FUCKING AAAARGH!

FUCKING ADBLOOOCK!

*Cries and relives childhood nightmares about Gene Wilder*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# OLD MAN IN LOOKING LIKE OLD MAN SHOCKER
MORE INSIDE ABOUT:
OTHER OLD MAN LOOKING LIKE OLD MAN SHOCKER
WOMAN IN 1 GRAM WEIGHT RISE SCANDAL
WOMAN IN ACCIDENTAL PANT SHOWING SCANDAL
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fists of fun
(27B/6, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Lolpolitics
Good one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Dear FLowerpot
I was wondering who'd spot that it was an ABC song

well done

have half a muffin

fin.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I hear violins
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# funny
sounds like a Bassoon to me?


...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Shatner's bassoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Dear BBB
I didn't notice the subject until Mr Dot pointed it out so he should get the half muffin.
Unfortunately, due to a slow connection I didn't spot your post until I'd eaten half the muffin.
*Passes muffin quarter to Mstandot*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# pololitics
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# well said
*polite golf applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I love that film :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Ha ha hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Perfect.
I love it, I love them, I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Yup! I curcon!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# cor!
source?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# gaaaaarrrrgh
oh well

*plugs in 2tb porn drive*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I made this months ago, I dunno,
try typing 'tits' into Gif Bin search!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# This is what you want!
Completely NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# search for "sydney moon flash"
(nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# i can't remember how to search my FPs
but I've got one based on that!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# this is the best of 'woo's
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# WOO TO YOUR WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# *puniverse implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# MUAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# she is one of the loveliest bouncy boob girls there is
Hi cockolorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Cor!
If I had a winkle I'd have a chub on!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Bravo to this!
I will print this off, and then thrust copies of it firmly up the bottoms of people who fall into the middle category.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# so much this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# "They're all polled when I've finished with them, Stew."
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Like the ones who voted BNP?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Ah
floppy, greasy hair. What did men of the 90s think they looked like?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# The man out of Everything but the Girl
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# The Seaminator
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# gotta have a..
collage!!
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Collagator?
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# TORNDIMATER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# This is magnificent
YES.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Seams fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I used a seam matching algorithm
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# All seams fine here....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Oh alright then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR FISHHEAD
Animated seams bring joy to thousands
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# who set fire to the fishthe fishhorse?
How did the turtle get on the horse?
How did the fish mate with the horse to create a fish horse?
How did he lose it original legs?
Who was the donor for the sandal foot?

Questions, questions...and so little time to answer them.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Your mum.
Your mum.
Your mum.
Your mum.
Your mum.

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# my mum wears crocs
and my mum isn't a valid reason to lose legs
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# That's what Your mum said.
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Don't mum me mum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Hahah
good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# TA
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Wut?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I understand what's happening here completely
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# i also..
conquer
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *divides*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I stooped
but didn't find any conkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# haha i thought this was a Valin post
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I don't know whats happening here
but I like it.




I'd eat angies legs if she'd let me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha i thought this was a Valin post
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# "What the fuck? I Thought that was a Shada post...."
"...oh wait"
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# You can tell Shada posts because he's a furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# SO I HEARD
HE GOT THE SPIRIT OF A WOLF BECAUSE IN HIS PAST LIFE HE WAS A WOLF
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Also he had sex with a guy dressed as a wolf with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# COME HOWL AT THE MOON WITH ME, THAT'S HOW I PICK UP CHICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# PICK UP THEN RIP TO SHREDS WITH YOUR PEARLY TEETH?
I know your games mister
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# That's why he likes you.
Ttssattsr: He is a cat
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# is it?
a dingbats type tingy like
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It's raining legs
hallelujah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# after just watching eat the rich
this is very apt
edit :
www.b3ta.com/links/326666
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Quite.
Shiny shiny, shiny legs of Jolie.
*freaks out with a whip*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Oh my....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Instead of Head & Shoulders . . .
Below The Waist & Above the Legs . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Whaoh!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
HOLY SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# When Smokey Sings...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Naughty Bilbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hahahah clever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# geee... that looks indestructable
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# comedy gold


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Looks like lippy
or a particularly cheap dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Spangdau?
N'est pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Shouldn't that be Gold?
and you'll never get that through the barricades..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Where's Amoebaboy?
You need a bloody good brandish for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# These puns are getting to me
I can't take this pressure, Ron.
Edit: Oops I mean I don't need this pressure, Ron.
*smack self in gob*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# They had a comic on stage before one of their gigs
years and years ago, and that was one of his jokes.

*very proud Spandau Ballet fan*
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# You and the present Mrs. Architect would get on famously
/mind you, I too have grown to like their songs over the years we've been together
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I was on-board HMS Belfast
when the did the whole reunion announcement thing.

My wife thinks I'm very sad !
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Ooh sparkly thing!
*goes into trance*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *tickles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Oi!
The day shift seems so wrong without the Prof.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Where is he?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# He has left his job, taken off 3 months to go travelling with Mrs Undercover
When he returns he's off to university to study medicine so he can qualify in poking people with tongue depressers and ting.

It sounds to me he had an epiphany. Good on him!


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# What's an ABC song got to do with it?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Good point
Freebs, what's an ABC song got to do with it?
Mstandot, what's a Tina Turner song got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

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