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# Good morning

(click for big)
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Excellent
extra marks for suffering for your art and shaving without shaving cream.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Only suffering today
is a hangover ;)
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Electric razor?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha, of course
I haven't used one for so long I forgot they exist.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I've never used anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# 0_0
Electric Razors = Contrivences of the Devil himself
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# They don't shave anywhere near close enough
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# they are generally shit
I only use one if I want to leave a days worth of stubble behind for reasons I can't really remember now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Must've been for sexy results
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# for that George Michael look
when it's cottaging time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# If you want to pretend to be House MD?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# my head is twice as wide as his
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# indeed this, a beared face is a happy face.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Well, partially bearded...
and cut-throats FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# never tried shaving with the proper razor, I had a two bladed gillette, the maximum number back in the day
then some bit of shit electric that mum bought FOR MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY. that's why I stopped. I probably should do some stying on it though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Cut Throats are quite high-maintenance,
but - that said, the cost of 'disposable' blades is fecking crazy now, so longer term, it works out fine.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# cost of beard: small amount of shampoo, negligible wear upon scissors.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Well, clearly you have been wrong all this time

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha I've just never been taught anything else
Come the apocalypse and the end of civilisation as we know it...

...I'll be the one wandering around with a full beard. (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# That is a
well trained bit of face fungus you have there.

Well done
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# VARIABLE BEARDITUDE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# i think i'll leave mine until the end of next winter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Morning?

I'm sure it's also the afternoons in Denmark

Nice file size you have there. Should've made it 666K though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ^this
Cute roaming beard though
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# i'm sleeping my day away
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# you appear to have shaved off your glasses too
very nice, but as mediocre said "WHOA FILESIZE DUDE FUCK!!! AAARRGGHHH TEH INTERNETS"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# damn.
yeah i keep forgetting about filesize on b3ta. Whats the recommended gif size?
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# 400Kb for animalations
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# most
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# This took far too long


And serves little purpose.

CFBitBigger

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# But it's nice anyway
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Pleasure's mine
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# You have teh skillzorz :)
Though her "I'm going to eat your children" expression scares me a bit. It's the mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I know
I had to give up in the end. It just wasn't improving.

EDIT: This improves it though!

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# It does indeed :)
Changing her toothiness might work, hang on...

Childeater

There you go! Fixed!

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hooray!
It's like having a mirror on my monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# lololol!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# This reminds me of Leasure Suit Larry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# would.
you could try abandoning most of the teeth detail with the mouth...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Spanging pans at the ready:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I'm ready...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# You forgot Orson
And his war of the wells
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I don't think I did.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
#
But there is no heat rays and death by bacteria present.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ZOMG
Am off to see Jeff Wayne's WotW on Friday. YES!

Ahem. Sorry about that little outburst.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Mate of mine's going to that
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# a mate of mine
lent me the DVD of the stage version about a month ago.

I am yet to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Are you really completely missing this?
I wonder what you are seeing instead?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I see subliminal adverts for cocktails.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Haha!
You said 'Tail!'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# This some kind of game
When someone says the magic word you declare it?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Rosebud.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Oh no.
Whenever I see a Costa Coffee van I read it as "SAVING THE WORLD FROM MEDIOCRE", and I lol.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# HE WILL PERVERT US WITH HIS DUTCH SEX RAYS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# After all, the one that got Steve Irwin just missed his main target.
Ray-pe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# You are terrible, miss. TERRIBLE :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I know, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# We love you though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I hope so.
Better than hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Not always
I don't mind being hated by some people, it gives them something to justify their existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# COCK OF HATE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# This should be how you announce yourself upon enterring any room.
To do it effectively, you should leap into the middle of the room from the doorway, grab your Manley Nuggets and give them a rakish jiggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# When I first heard that news I completely misheard it and thought he'd been killed by Sting.
Then thought up a series of terrible jokes involving The Police.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Well, Sting knew the shape of his (Steve Irwin's) heart
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# IRRRRR-WIN
You don't have to put on the maille tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I think awesome wells are overrated
and will stick with the mediocre ones

*SPANGS*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I was hoping you would be around.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Mwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# looks like wells to me
except for the last image. that might be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Tat-Cat to save the day!!!


Click for bigger (127 kb)

Too late for Greedo!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Did he kill someone at the kennels?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
#
That's some impressive tat action.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# nice cattoos
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# He needs a long whispy Chinese moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Prison break kitteh is in ur fox river, wearin ur blurprintz
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# That's enormously ace.
EDIT: You do realise now that people are actually going to do this? Have their pets sedated and then tattood?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# It's already the done thing
My hamster looks like a copy of the roof of the sistine chapel
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *sigh*

Click for bigger and 250+ more doofers.
I wish he'd stop doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Score!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# that's a smart bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Dangerously so.
I fear for the day when he works out that there is a small amount of radioactive material in the smoke detectors.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# He's my friend's favourite character.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Cool :)
The strips mostly write themselves. We're a bit silly in our house, so these are mostly just me documenting what we've been getting the toy bunny to say during the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Only in ionising smoke alarms
And even then, it's such a small amount, literally a spec of dust amount of Americium.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That didn't stop one boy in America making a dangerous mini nuclear reactor with it.
It did take several hundred alarms to do it. You'll be pleased to hear that he did successfully get his radiology scouting badge before the federal authorities had to come in and decontaminate the shed. They speculated that he may have made a few molecules of uranium.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# i heard that story
a few years back

good old US of A
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# there is???
*gets ladder*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Not enough to do anything useful, unfortunately :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# bugger
i'm going back to bed, the hangover is regrouping :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I think like this :(
Every day is just one step closer to the one when I die.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# You are clearly very closely in touch with your inner lilac bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I have a touch with my bunny that's almost illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I like this
although it makes me feel all mortal and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Only on BNWii...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Shouldn't it be reted "C"?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Is that a Newcastle certification?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# No
It's "C" for "Nick Griffin is a cock"

Which would help parents know what they're buying their kids.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# :D
Nicely, Mr Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Hiya JP!!
Back to full strength now sir? \O/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Pretty much fully functional, thanks.
I must admit, I was starting to enjoy the 'not going to work' mullarky.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Damn it Jim, I'm an archeologist not a builder!


In other news: fuck me its quiet today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *fucks you*
*makes noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It is very quiet today...
and if I wasn't so lethargic, I would have removed that whip from this picture and shopped in a lovely CDC instead..

but alas..
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Heh. He's always on the lookout for bones :-)


Let's have some lucas-related repost madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# no let's all repost boobies
BOOBIES 141kb
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# blue footed, i trust
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# yes i'm just not pro enough to be let loose on the coloured pencils.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# you can use the crayons
as long as you don't eat them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *burp*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# don't blame me if you've got orange teeth again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# my teeth are green.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# that's what you get for pleasuring ogres
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# i haven't pleasured an ogre.
I should get some watercolours.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# acrylics ftw
they're what i use. i may do some painting today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I got some acrylics for Christmas, together with some canvasses and an easel
But I have yet to paint anything, because I am shit.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# can I repost a booby what I just got vecotrised on the internet. No Skills Required
I CAN? GREAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# that is only one boobie. boobies are only good in pairs.
I FILTAD!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9521939
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hehehe *fucks you*
you squeal wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!11!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# do you mind
I'm not finished yet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# oh that was you? sorry. nice squeal though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I thought you were a mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# just because i'm furry and smell bad :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# well that
and your habit of hiding in the malt loaf
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# don't forget the constant stream of urine!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# hehe...
*Karl Urbans*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *waves*
how was your weekedn, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# About 5 days too short for my liking.
But, on the upside - off to see Top Gear being filmed this week!

\o/

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# cor!
when will it be on? get on camera! wear a Clarkson getting melted in microwave t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I don't know, but I'm looking into T-Shirt choices ;-)
Also: Access to 'hospitality', too :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# that'll just be warm squash and some crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Warm squash...
mmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# can you feel my jealousy?
CAN YOU FEEL IT????
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *feels*
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# if they feature a bugatti veyron in the studio
i may have to kill you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# You lucky swine
I'd love to see Top Gear being filmed but I'd probably be removed by security for repeatedly trying to hug James May.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# you want to bum him don't you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# maybe just his hair?
"Hold still May, I'm about to bum you in the hair."
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I shall compliment him on his exceptional taste in shirts.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# That's the spirit!
Also, have a go at Clarkson for refusing to have the RenaultSport 197 on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# That's something car-related, isn't it?
*has not a clue*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# It's the car I have
Clarkson gave it a bad review saying that all hot hatches are rubbish, then gave the new golf GTI a rimjob saying hot hatches are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Ahhhh.... all is clear now.
Clarkson is a bit of a VW fanboy, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# You lucky barsteward
I've been on their waiting list for years now, but just keep getting offered tickets to watch some shitty chat shows and other rubbish. Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Top blagging skills on a friends' part...
I can take no credit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Cor, thats rather ace!
I've given up on trying to get into TV audiences, after standing in the freezing bastard january cold for 2 hours for Buzzcocks and being put on the resevrve list and not getting in.

I'm grand. Weekend was too short for me too, but had a damn fine jolly boys outing to Sandown on saturday which was ace from what i can remember
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# The Races?
Oh, top skills, that man...

I loves the races, I do.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Me too...
may go back for the Coral Eclipse day on the 4th July.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# beam me up, short round
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Okey dokey, Dr Bones
no time for love
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# the stones will be found, Dr. Bones, YOU WON'T!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# haha
DOKKOR BONES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *bottom trumpets*
better?

wotcha matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# 'noons ghostie!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I want to say
"archæologist"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I won't,
but I want to.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Bah.


I have an actual thought to create an actual image with an actual point. But what are the chances it'll make it beyond thought? hahaha It's not even funny... just one of those 'huh.' things.

Course... there's always that 'Crazypants FTW' bit... (I WILL have that on a tshirt though no one else will get it. I don't even agree but it sounds like fun, don't it?)
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I recognise all of those words
But I still don't quite understand anything you've written.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# TJ!!!!!!!!!!!!
ISIHAC BACK WITH STEPHEN FRY!

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qnwb

WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# 0_0
what time?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Six tirty tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I saw "Stephen Fry" first
And was going to mention how bored I was becoming with this mass overexposure to his anachronistic brand of upper-class 'Englishness' and how I've seen him in a different light ever since his completely out of touch views on the expenses scandal

..but ISIHAC? That makes everything good :D

Not sure about the choice of presenters tbh. I guess Fry's a good choice but he'd be better going back to an occasional panellist. I love Jack Dee but his personality is going to be quite a clash with fond memories of Humph. Rob Brydon has never interested me in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ^ yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# 'Huh.'
Got something against using REAL WORDS?!

this should explain a lot
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I spoke in pictures once
Nearly fractured my vocal chords
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I would like to win ten tins of nike shoes pls from china
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
I need new shoes

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# nue shoooss?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Sorry.
They only have the Scandinavian knockoffs available
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# scandinavian knockoffs
sounds dirty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# TEN!
TEN TEN TEN TEN TINS! OF WIN! YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# When?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# TEN TINS OF TIN, PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Tin comes in jars.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# damn
can you get tins of jar?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# no, only tins
you can get jars of tin, and jars of jar in jars

but no tins of jar, unless it's in a tin.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# ah, right.
i may stick to boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I WANT TO WIN TEN TINS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# WHY NOT? :(:(:(:(:(
WHY CAN I NOT WIN TEN TINS?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Process involves
Three trees, one bucket, one lamp and a bowl of jelly.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I have a bucket and a lamp, I shall make some jelly.
where can I get the trees?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I hear Scotland has some big yards.
They won't mind if you borrow a couple. The last one HAS to be from Siberia, though. Substitution necessitates disqualification.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# uk residents only
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# the uk will fear my wrath...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on
But I will congratulate you. The lights compell me to.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9521158
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# anal fisting?
i'm sure that counts as ring sting bling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Don't you bloody start again!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Still sore from last time eh?

ps: that's why I only linked it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# yes that^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# That's exactly the kind of pazzaz that anal fisting was lacking

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# you're an RIS machine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I cannot imagine
a better compliment ^_^
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# haha
pomegranite fish cheese tyre
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I'm having lots of fun imagining the permutations of this
is it a tyre of cheese for pomegranate fish?
or a tyre for a pomegranate made of fish cheese?
or other stuff really.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Wonderful, innit?
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I'm thinking
A carved stone cod forcing pieces of Gouda to run around in circles for eternity
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I'd have gone for Ten Tenors paying a tenner for TENs after Tennis
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# with intent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# You've upset the kitten.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# kitten has captured
one of his own farts under that blanket. now he's sniffing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I have issues with this conclusion, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# sorry
cannot unsee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# *pokes eyes out and pulls brain out through nose with a long hook*
There you go, that should do the trick.
It's ok, no need to thank me.

You can stop screaming now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# you seem to be preparing me for mummification.
this almost pleases me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *scarabs*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# forearm scarab bird bird eye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# what a cute kitte..... WTF??
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# evil kitten is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hazel Blears returns to Salford (political geeks only I suppose)


An invitation to partake in a viewing of my Financial Gain Plotting Video
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Ohhoho I actually get this one.
Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I love JSL
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# the company that sells all the odd products?
oh no - the band that came second on X Factor. Silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Too tall, fake!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# You're quite right
I did have Blears to scale but you could hardly see her :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I'll let you off but only because it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Does this help?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# silly person!
lowryshark is puzzled by the blears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# there's more to it than that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha!
the peoples of salford fear the blearscock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# it's more the fact that it's a gingecock
no-one wants to catch ginger aids
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# the worst kind of aids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# worse than bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# pfff!
i do love lowry's ability to make his scenes look so gritty and bleak
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Well it is Salford after all
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
#
lowry A Vagabond:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# pfff
my bash fund is now up to £20-ish. i shall be coming in costume...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Ooo.
We could make 2010 a costume bash. :D

I'll go as a G&T in a pickle jar:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# DO IT!
i may or may not be dressed as a mythical jedi princess ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# god dammit if you do that I'll have to turn up....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# You can have all the turnips you want:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# everyone turn up as their user name
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# that may be a little difficult
but i like your enthusiasm, ethnic meat by-product man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Tail, pair of round furry ears and a baseball bat.
personally all i'd do is buy a bit of flat bread and wear it as a hat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# bread hats FTW
i'm still going as princess leia, though. it'd be a shame to let my new hair doughnuts go to waste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# in the sortof leathery chain thing, when she was imprisoned by jabba?
i volunteer to assist with costume design.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# no
i'm sticking to the more traditional white dress and dual bun-wigs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# There's meat in kebabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# there's no meat IN me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Not at the moment there isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# there's surprisingly little meat in gym mats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Slop chilli and garlic sauce over it and I'm pretty sure someone drunk wouldn't know the difference
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# true
i'd have happily eaten a kebab last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# well, maybe not eaten
but i'd have had a damn good lick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# HUZZAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# then i would have staggered to bed
and fallen asleep fully dressed, which is what i did last nght
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# drunk is an excellent state for a woman.
well as far as I'm concerned...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# unfortunately, i feel like hammered shit today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# im sure you would have felt that literaly
had I been there lol rofl
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# eeeeewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# for a fancy dress thing I made this out of a gym mat
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1245064182/card.jpg
179kb
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# awesome suicide king
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# look at the middle of the card...what does it resemble?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# arf!
it's king goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# i enjoyed wandering around that party.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# i bet you did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
Lord Otterby has to turn up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# i may try to talk him into coming as han solo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# No!
He has to come as Earls of the Otters!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# very well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# My pix is always happy and sunny and smiley hurrah
They just don't necessarily come out like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
i'm hungover :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I'm 17 :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*encakeifies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Some of his seascapes are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# you never really get to see those
people tend to focus more on his industrial stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Indeed.
Worth looking for them though.

Crap in print, because there is so much texture.

I like 'Man lying on a wall' best though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# oh thats lovely
*emails*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# THUNDER!
*glee arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# haha
only I don't see any shooting or stabbing

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Oh well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Woosome
Great stuff.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Like it lots
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Oh hai


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Why is it always glyphs in your images?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Becos I ar wyse
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I recognise those glyphs
These are the lost instructions for navigating the London Underground are they not? You'll be famous, sir, FAMOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Clearly they are fakes though!
Look at the 2nd glyph in from the top right..

The Bakerloo line doesn't even GO to Holborn!!

(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was 17?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You'll find no rain here, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ooh thunder.

/weather blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# This is the photograph
stuck inside the back page of Samual Pepys infamous lost diary
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# cuniform, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# bloody post apocalyptic dystopias!
*shakes fist*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I know.
Nothing more annoying. And always happens on a Monday when you're late for work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Brad Potts
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# The hair looks more like me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Quick, shoot him in the heel before he sings Nessun Dorma
everyones favourite advert music
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I suppose he was lucky in a way he didn't have an Achilles scrotum really.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# He did have an Achilles scrotum though
And Achilles legs, arms, torso, head etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# oh the irony
/Izzard blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Irony,
Iron you,
Iron everybody....

Wait....

Wrong bit....

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hud-ud-ud-ud-ud-ud-ud-ud
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Hector might have stood a chance.
"And the sage turnest to Hector and said, "Kick him in the nuts my son, he'll go down like a sack of spuds""
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Naaa
Hector just had a couple of acres:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# 2 green acres
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Depends if they get infected or not.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# That's a silly joke
you're silly

Silly, silly silly

Silly

Silly
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# =D
My work on this planet is complete
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Was this from when he worked in,
Carphone Warehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ChariotMessenger Colliseum?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# This pic is the pitts!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Manley?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Is that the self obsessed cunt Pedantichrist?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I almost forgot about your feud.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Someone who looked a lot like you served me at Sainsbury's yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Yes...looked like...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I just thought you'd like to know
you're not the only one.

He had a mouth-brace on as well. I couldn't understand what the fucker was saying, and he kept spittting by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Argh no
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# there's no fued I think he's a cunt...it's that simple

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# You don't like anyone else who's name begins with "P"
It's that simple! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# including myself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# oh what a beautiful morning
left the house this morning to site of morning...pfft sorry.

EDIT: morning dew/jew (okay i said it was silly)


(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# And again, in English?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# now its all done and dusted
its too silly to explain...far too silly
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Oy vey!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I would like to buy the suitcase
Where is the station?
Do you have any anti-dirrahoea tablets?
£3.50 for an ice-cream. Do I look like a fucking tourist?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# DONDE ESTA EL AEROPUERTO DEL DIABLO CON PATATAS FRITAS?
POR FAVOR?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# MIT TOMATENKETCHUP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# does that plant grow best
in hasidic soil? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# close
but go silly-er and more tenuous
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I shall passover this pun thread
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# that was very good
very good indeed, all though even i admit the first post was guff...perhaps cr3 could make us a

GUFF-FILTER?
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# semite be a good idea
and they do say, after all, that ignorance is briss...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Two VERY spang worthy puns
I shall set my nanospangs in action...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# .
*spang*
*spang*
*spang*
*spang*
*spang*

argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Morning Jew?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# thank you
so very very much
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Anytime Mr. Darwin!
May I leave this here?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# The tights were a worry
But David Bowie was HOT in this film
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I know of a friend
Who ended up bonking the Bowie Body double from Labyrinth. He was the guy who did all the glass ball juggling.
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Hurrah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Why does he have a trip wire on his balcony?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# it's Maggie Thatcher's house
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hasid rain?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Yollum
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Ees nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# He looks pretty friendly, but don't make him angry!



Woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Hehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Kill it with sporks?
Looks like Voldemort too. Yolderullum?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
# top shopping sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Thanks Bilbo!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# dinbun?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# yes
(waxdart hello., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# O HAI
I made you a happy bum-ble bee.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# This is not good enough for a new post:


But I like watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Weasle Attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# look at the little fellah!
He's flying!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That was spazzing my eyes so I had to block it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Sorry.
Here, check the source instead - it is still and lovely:

ngm.nationalgeographic.com/your-shot/wallpaper/2008/img/0808wallpaperys-3_1280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Aww :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# and it's not good enough as a thread jacking cuntish first reply either
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
# looking like Mowbray
Venus and Grant,(plus possibly Paul Robinson from WBA, fist-pumping and shite left back)..Don't fancy Celtic's chances of not conceding millions of goals...
(prostheses, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# yea...I'm fucking sick of the Celtic board of directors
fucking wankers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# not as sick as you're going to be
watching your defence next season :-)

Sorry, I'm a WBA fan and I'm actually a bit pissed off that he's leaving, I was optimistic we'd piss the championship with him next season.
(prostheses, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# we're also ment to be after 3 of your players
Paul Robinson, Marc-Antoine Fortune and Borja Valero
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# ahahahahaha
please take Valero, all the pace of an arthritic snail in a salt mine, can't tackle for shite, can't shoot, basically a disaster in British football. Most wasteful transfer in our recent history (£4.8 million is a lot for WBA). Fortune is OK at best, Robinson the odd good game, liable to get sent off for going psycho twice a season, knee-knacked though.

All in all, most WBA fans will pay for the taxi for Valero and Robinson.
(prostheses, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Oh dear!


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I think using a bovine arse would work better for your bee-related pun.
You see, I have the bum and the bee, but I am struggling for the ble.

Yours faithfully,

Susan Tranmere.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Dear Ms Tranmere,
The name of the law enforcement officer pictured is Constable James Ble.

I do so hope that this allays your disquiet regarding the above image.

Yours sincerely,

Duke Asquith Bunterington-Smythe (Mrs.).
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Dear ABS (Duchess)
Your information has left me fully embarrassed at my own ignorance.

Please accept my sincerest apologies and rest assured that I am now chortling to my core.

It is a pippin.

Susan Tranmere (deceased)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# bee! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] he should be afraid of getting hyperpigmentation (the opposite of vitiligo)
(Beejster, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# SEXY TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# He looks like keith barron in Duty Free!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# continuing the theme of crap paintings...

:)

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# It's a bum!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# It's a plum!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# 'lo chap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# 'lo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# This isn't a crap painting...
...needs more Gilbert and George :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# well thanks :D
i just wish it didnt look so blurred :( the half peach looks odd too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I did say it was a bum.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# that looks like it will make a mess of your chin
it's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahahaa
no that just sounds like a line from a Pr0n film ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# and then there he was... no bloody petrol, lost, with nowhere to go...
*edit* great work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# That's exactly it. The last petrol station.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Woo
...and *click* sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Mercy mon sewer!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Nicely sir. Reminds me of the petrol station in L4D
Have a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# A fine weekend, teaching my father how to use his computer more efficiently
Then to Bristol for beer and japes. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Bless them :)
Had an ok weekend, started work on a series of drawings.

Back to work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# It's not raining!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Bath?
Just behind the Royal Crescent and right by the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Bristol, past St Mary Redcliff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Beirut?
nice rusty bits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# cheers
i dun found me a burnt-out canal-boat for that rust!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# why is it always
fantastic textures in your pictures! :D woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahah...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# HAHAHA
That's so bizarre. I never got round to finishing it but I was shopping with that source yesterday! Except I was using Graham Norton.
The source was orginally in colour right?
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# possibly, I'm not sure.
Had another crappy night's sleep so not really aware of anything much.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# It was matey!
Ningles all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# he thinks that's reet funny
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Don't be nasty about the Fry.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# A fine figure of a man.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Haha phwoar
Sexy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I am sorry, I haven't a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# NING!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ning BBB!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# And people moan at my puns!!!!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Oh, you're going to get so many spangings
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# u2 fucked up my spanish...
un, dos, tres, catorce?

fucking cunts catorce is 14 you fucking irish mouth breathers
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Your first problem was listening to that utter, utter prickend known as Bono
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ah but not my fault
ex spanish gf loved u2 and i had to put up with it.

and vast.

fucking hell.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Whose name backwards reads "O Nob"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# mmmmm
Hobnob
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Oh freebs
*shakes head*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ow! let go - there's nothing in it!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Not even money? Pah!
Murderer?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# nope



aye - I found a Rat's Nest in the garage.....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# We had a rat's nest in one of our outbuildings
My dad put down poison and killed them all :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
#
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, fair do's. I am the Ant Slayer.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
bet they weren't baby ants though - there were 7 of them - I feel so guilty

yet I keep telling myself that they're vermin - and left in a closeted evironment - they will reproduce exponentially
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
#
They might have been, they were teeny.

And yes, you could have shut the door and pretended they weren't there - and in a month there would have been 75 gazillion of them
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# arf-some, Squire :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# ah - good grief
ningles Archie!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# haha :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Hehe
Morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Arf!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8099997.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# It was the first thing I saw this morning :)
looking forward to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I'm Sorry, I Have to Poo.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahah
great song!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Oooof.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# oh dearie me
hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Ewe loon ewe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Have a special 'ning T-Rex Clap!
I call it 'The Beadle'
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Flidosaur was always my fave dino :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I was more of a Spazosaur fan!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Meh,
the flashing colours always gave me a headache....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# True, but made up for by his ferocious munging!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# These are all very good points :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Lovely.
Nings all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Morning, are you well?
I hope you have some lovely puns lined up for us today.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I have to go to work in a bit
and have no puns ready to post.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Ning Stanbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I've shaved my beard off!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Oh man!
That is unfortunate!

Mainly because I saw this the other day, www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NYF4h0aOBY and thought the only thing saving you from being a spitting image of him was your goatee ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hahahahayoucunt!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# You knows it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

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