(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48,
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Well, if it's anything like Moonstone on the Amiga
you wait for the other characters to do all the hard work, then you kill the other characters and nick their stuff.
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:33,
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[spoilers you dick]
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37,
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For a 17 year old game on a long defunct computer?
or do you mean SA? Because I cant spoil that which I do not know
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43,
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I thought the Amiga was being revived as a brand by Ze Germanz.
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48,
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They think that folk music is awesome, so I don't doubt it
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:49,
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Well jump my queue and call me Fritz...
I didnt know that
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:50,
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*chucklefucks*
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:42,
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Talking of Miggys...
I notice someone has copied the 'Amy Squirrel' 'A walk in the park' animation to YouTube. (Not gonna search and link whilst at work, but volunteers are welcome to do so. I'm sure if I mention Squirrels, Boobs and a Nurse's outfit you'll... stampede!)
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:01,
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Ha! I remember all those odd Amiga public domain demos
this one is right up Jolly Jacks street
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:19,
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Who could forget the absurdly self-referential in-joke bollocks that led to such gems as 'Amy Squirrel vs. The Walker'?
I get the feeling that these people are all involved in Linux development now somehow...
I only had the ST ones that tried their hardest to match the Amiga effects. To be fair, some did a pretty damn good job of it - one even claimed to have gone as far as re-programming the keyboard chip to act as a maths co-pro. Though a lot them were programmed by zose crazy Dutch, who had absolutely no sense of the correctly inappropriate and comical use of swearing.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:59,
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Actually, Eric Schwartz is still doing that stuff. On an Amiga, no less: www.sabrina-online.com/
(Howdy Rowdyhad his camera nicked on the Metro,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:23,
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ahhh, the old, show the dealer your tits and win the game move
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:39,
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I got thrown out of a Vegas casino for that*
* I didn't get thrown out of a Vegas casino for that
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:47,
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I heard it was for cupping him from behind
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:59,
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Hey seeing as those squirrels are in synergy, if you kill one of them does it cause a synaptic shockwave that fries all of their brains?
I need to know in case I run into squirrels with tits in the real world
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:45,
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hahaha
i like how at first you just said "Nazi" which I could easily understand, but then you changed it to a name I never heard of before that I had to wiki just to find out that he was a nazi
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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B3ta will never die
It will just hide in its bunker ready to pounce again under a different guise.
In fact i'm fairly sure all of the secret cults of the world that have come and gone are part of the chain. The Illuminati, Jehova's Witnesses, The Cult of Skaro, and now B3ta
Has Mr Manuel been around for centuries?
Just a random, bored thought.
(unseya frizzy haired fruit since,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:16,
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We keep getting these dish-rag salesmen who are part of some ex-offenders community service thing. But they always start their patter with "It's alright, I'm not a criminal".
Not a good start. Esecially when you realise what they mean is "I'm a criminal... anymore"
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:51,
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Heh, nice.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:03,
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unexpected company...
.................................?
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:28,
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Vote Esther!*
*Please don't
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:33,
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Bwahahahah...
...Shopped only sir, you know the rules! ;) *Click*
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:15,
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maybe so.....
but I dropped by this morning and the was about 5 flipping hours worth of posts through the night of nothing else but him.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:19,
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but noones awake! let alone posting
and at leat freebase keeps things moving a long and the posts ocming..otherwise it's just deathly and you ended up commenting on fucking annnnnnnnnnnnnything.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:23,
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You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:11,
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hahaha beautiful
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:12,
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I think the unshopped version of this photo would be more fearful
I think the shiny head was teh least of his problems... The dialogue he had was DREADFUL
in fact, the more I hear or see of those films, the more I find them difficult to cope with
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36,
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windu we love you
windu we dooo
(JamnogSardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:31,
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:D
He looks like Windu from the cartoons.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:31,
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yay!
the clone wars kids shows (2d and 3d) piss all over the prequals
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:32,
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Oh yes,
I'm looking forward to the 3d clonewars series. I loved the 2d one on Cartoon network, when Grievous was a badass and windu was even more of a badass.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:34,
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they're very different in style
I was hoping the 3d one would be like Tartakovsky's and was initially disappointed, then I was won over by the new style and proper old Flash Gordon weekly serial format.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36,
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I've only seen the 3d movie
I thought that was pretty ace.
Also, the graphics card I was given is up to £36 on ebay with 2 1/2 days to go, yet I clearly state that it is untested and I cannot guarantee it works :S
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:51,
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which graphics card is that?
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:52,
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8800GTX
I have no need for it as I just bought a card so chucked it up on eBay.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:53,
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ooh, nice one
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:00,
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My mate's computer blew
He couldn't be arsed testing everything, gave the lot to me minus his brand new 4870X2, found the 8800GTX in his loft a couple of days later.
I'm not complaining, new PSU, network card, graphics card later and I have a pretty good computer :D
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:02,
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I haven't seen the movie
just the series, heard the film was awful because it was just 3 episodes badly glued together
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:58,
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and how
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36,
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Mmmmmm the glans is strong with this one!
Lovely as always.
(Rocker_44(-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:32,
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Glans?
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:37,
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you see 'em everywhere
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:38,
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You keep drawin' 'em, I'll keep seein' 'em. :D
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:39,
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Indeed!
Or a young Erol Flynn
(Rocker_44(-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:40,
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:( Windu windu windu
Oh George, why couldn't you have given him decent dialogue to work with??
a good actor makes lines work, look at Alec Guiness in the original
"These aren't the droids you're looking for" Terible but awesomely said line
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:38,
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because he can't fucking write for toffee, I guess
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:40,
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Your comments cut through his billions of dollars like a hot knife through butter
Poor little CGI gopher loving George The Hutt.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:11,
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is that the light sabre with Bad Mother Fucker written on it?
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:32,
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I always thought Purple was a bit camp :D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:39,
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apparently he managed to convince george that not all light sabers had to be red or blue or maybe even green
WELL DONE, SAMUEL L
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:40,
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Apparently he asked for purple as a joke
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:41,
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really? Hahahahahah
that'll teach him to go on Chris Evans show to bleat about gettinga patr
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:42,
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FUCK YOU ALL
I AM DEAD TO YOU TONIGHT
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:43,
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You've (indirectly) revealed the only way that Lucas could rescue those films.
Zombies Zombies Zombies Zombies.
Everybody in these movies is already acting like one as far as I can tell, so it's time to go in and digitally enhance them all to make them more corpsy and more interesting.
(Smoked OystersYes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:35,
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nice,
he does look grumpy
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36,
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Mace "chuckles" Windu
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:39,
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utterly awesome :D
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36,
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Cheer up, love!
Lovely sabre glow-age
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:37,
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(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:27,
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You went back in time and wrote that page and photoshopped all those pictures and inserted the idea of Chiko Roll into people's heads via mind melding techniques.
Am I right?
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:34,
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hahaha
"It was inspired by the Chinese egg roll and spring rolls and was designed to be able to be eaten with one hand whilst drinking a beer with the other"
I get the impression most Aussie food was designed to be eaten in a similar manner..
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36,
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LOLOLOL WE ARE ALL ALCOHOLICS AND EARTH IS OUR ENABLER
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:42,
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hehe
that's the spirit!
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:58,
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see also: Chiko girls
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:42,
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Whale cock
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:25,
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That sausage looks like a giant turd
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:04,
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Are you sure that it isn't the other way round?
It could be you know.
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?,
Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:23,
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