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# Let's see if I can actually get back on track with 3 strips a week!

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Kat should be careful
Those knives look mighty sharp.

Yes, 3 strips, please.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# BRING ON THE BATTLE-CUBE!
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# BRING ON THE CATTLE-LUBE!

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Bring on the Branston
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# 'kay

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:02, archived)
# What a jolly condiment he is....
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Spellcasting; S.W.T
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Nice fire breasts
And a pert grip. What's not to like?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# a furry tail?
"fire breasts"? WTF?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# INFERNO SORCERESS IS CASTING FIRE BREASTS
HOT SEXY DAMAGE, 50FT RADIUS
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# >DOUSE WITH WET SPUNK
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# spunk casting:
S P L O O G E
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I am SO going to have to come up with a pervy RPG.
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Haha, I knew as soon as I typed it that you'd want to draw it
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I hope it's going to feature me in that tigerskin bikini
You know... that tigerskin bikini
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# everything should feature you in that tigerskin bikini
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I agree, but will people listen?
NO. :(
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# The world just isn't ready for that much sexiness :(
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# It is a curse.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Plx to send me a source pic
and I'll see what I can do
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Attack of the hot sexy 50ft radius.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# haha goddamnit
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Blame apple
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Accuse banana
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Condemn mango
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# erm...
Wrongfully imprison a Cardigan
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I think at this point you forfeit your brendles
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Pardon a pumpkin
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :D
I love Sequential Art. It brings back memories of skiving off uni work :)

Edit: hang on - three heroes? I thought there were four?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# One's the bad guy.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ahhhhhh.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# you hung about with a penguin and squirrels?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# that's how I spend my summers
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Isn't that how everyone spends their summers?
Ah, lovely squirrels...
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Well, if it's anything like Moonstone on the Amiga
you wait for the other characters to do all the hard work, then you kill the other characters and nick their stuff.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# [spoilers you dick]
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# For a 17 year old game on a long defunct computer?
or do you mean SA? Because I cant spoil that which I do not know
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I thought the Amiga was being revived as a brand by Ze Germanz.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# They think that folk music is awesome, so I don't doubt it
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Well jump my queue and call me Fritz...
I didnt know that
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *chucklefucks*
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Talking of Miggys...
I notice someone has copied the 'Amy Squirrel' 'A walk in the park' animation to YouTube. (Not gonna search and link whilst at work, but volunteers are welcome to do so. I'm sure if I mention Squirrels, Boobs and a Nurse's outfit you'll... stampede!)

Ah, OK, here you go:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm7oNlDlIe8
 
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Ha! I remember all those odd Amiga public domain demos
this one is right up Jolly Jacks street
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Who could forget the absurdly self-referential in-joke bollocks that led to such gems as 'Amy Squirrel vs. The Walker'?
I get the feeling that these people are all involved in Linux development now somehow...

I only had the ST ones that tried their hardest to match the Amiga effects. To be fair, some did a pretty damn good job of it - one even claimed to have gone as far as re-programming the keyboard chip to act as a maths co-pro. Though a lot them were programmed by zose crazy Dutch, who had absolutely no sense of the correctly inappropriate and comical use of swearing.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
Actually, Eric Schwartz is still doing that stuff. On an Amiga, no less:
www.sabrina-online.com/
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# ahhh, the old, show the dealer your tits and win the game move
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I got thrown out of a Vegas casino for that*
* I didn't get thrown out of a Vegas casino for that
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I heard it was for cupping him from behind
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hey seeing as those squirrels are in synergy, if you kill one of them does it cause a synaptic shockwave that fries all of their brains?
I need to know in case I run into squirrels with tits in the real world
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I m-must know......
FOR SCIENCE!

Also known as the Josef Mengele Defence
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
i like how at first you just said "Nazi" which I could easily understand, but then you changed it to a name I never heard of before that I had to wiki just to find out that he was a nazi
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah, well I realised that statement only really works with nazi scientists.
So I named one, making it appear that I know things rather than just looking them up on google.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# No.
They go on a kill-frenzy.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# A sexy kill-frenzy?
Or the other kind?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# This making me think of Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which I can't stop playing
Mainly because I spent most of the time murdering people and then stealing most of their stuff :)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# is there any other way to play that game?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Not really, it is the only way to have real fun that game
I have killed of most the people in Bravil
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Never could get into that.
Played it for a little while, but all I could think during that time was; "Ultima Underworld is better".
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I have just gone for out and out killing, I have only finished 8 quests
I killed an entire house of fighters guild members, I then took all their armour and weapons and sold them :)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I once nuked an entire town
It was satisfying
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I used a hack, so I now have 10 million gold coins
So I can do what ever the hell I like, I like breaking and then knifing the bastards while they sleep and watching their body fly across the room
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# a late but well deserved
hooray!!
(, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Anne Solo
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Smile god damn you
lovely as ever Ninj
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Why thank you Earl!
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I will have to put some leaches on you, so I can get hold of some of your skills
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Oh tish Earl...
...you ooze skill sir! :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# like fook I do
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Ooomph. Now I have mixed feelings.
But I probably still would :)

I see in my absence your skills haven't deserted you, Mr Ninj :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
# YAM!!!!
Bless you! How's the bump, I've forgotten when the lil' one is due ? :)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# She's due on the 8th September, but I reckon another couple of weeks should do it :D
How's Meg?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Ooh not long Missus! :)

She's getting gorgerouser and gorgerouser...
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# WITH YOUR PATIO HEATER YOU'RE KILLING US ALL!!!!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Don't worry mate...
...bloody thing hasn't bin on for four years :)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Oh I have one of those.......
It stands in the corner of the garden rusting away :(

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# PUPPY!!!!!!
Puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy etc :D
She's a smasher, i'nt she?

*coochee coos*
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ooh ta!
I love her to death, but then I am a soppy thing :)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Now your sig makes a whole lot of sense!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *international bump safe huggings*
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# *fondles foreignly*
Oo-oo Prof :D How are your travels?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Awesome
Although it turns out Im a modern miricle of nature.. It's about 36 celcius outside and I have a head cold and the sniffles. Knobs :(
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Nice pert breasts
And a firm grip... What's not to like?

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# You sell yourself short
I'd say you're more akin to a really smashing wolf hound named Lucy
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ...chewing a wasp?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Enjoying a stolen sandwij
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Sucking piss off a thistle...
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Fun for everyone
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely...
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Have a heraffe


Edited - I like it better with fewer legs.

more legs
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Awww
Have a cameleopard :)


(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Hehe...
Nicely! :)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# now it can eat
the reaaaallly tall leaves
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Or maybe the really tall fish,
I'm not sure.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# A level results are in early this year
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# tits
mmm
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# four B's and 2 C's?
Its always difficult to judge the size...
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# from l to r
d's,b's and c's
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Seems about right
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# hahahha
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# heheheheh
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# PANCEONFIRE!

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
#
AmItSafe?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Who is this guy
I have been here over six years but seem to have been absent during his introduction. And it is now beginning to annoy me that i know nowt of him!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# freebase. there's a group on facebook that explain it all.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Thanks
Though I don't use facebook... or ANY 'social networking' site. Still at least it's a start! Ta.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# What if I told you b3ta was a social networking site?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
#




I think you should leave
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I would not believe you. Although I am 'networking' with you i am not being sociable :)
I re-instated my Facebook account and now know who/what 'freebase' is.

They don't like B3TA do they!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# sorry
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *snorts*
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# you're not sorry at all...
...are you?!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# nah, im semi chuffed actually
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# *notices bulge*
...well semi "something" anyway!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *reaches for cushion*
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Cushtyphile!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# heheh
Table III: The occasional table
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Oh yeah, I wait tables II

No, I haven't heard your band, 'cause you guys are pretty new
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Subtitles of the future?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Nice bells.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Great
for a night on the pull.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Lord Brown commands thee..... Behold his powers of confusion.....

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Mummy! I'm scared! *cries*
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Good lord!
That's making me feel sweepy...zzzzzzzz
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Gordon's clearly had one too many reefers
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# "look into my eyes"
all kinds of dynamic this:)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# argh, fuck
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Adblock plus is blocking pics from your domain.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I think i'm going to vomit
*Blarggg
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ZOEY!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Mesmeri........
........................
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Where's my Jeffin' mint!!?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Aargh!
Jeebus!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Woo!
Whatever happened to Mushybee? He's fallen off the map!


Oh and ningles.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# was about t'other day
definitely posted in the Hitler challenge

'noons chap
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# speaking of horror
Let the right one in is out on DVD today! Yay! bottle of wine and some quality scares tonight
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# A new decent horror film?
Oh, it's not American. That explains it
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# it's a weirdly beautiful love story too
absolute gem of a movie
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Is it good then sir?
The story sounds very intriguing, have a glass for me BTW :)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# well worth a few quid
at least make sure you see it before the American remake that is underway
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# American remake?
Really? dear god why?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# It's a cracking movie.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Its
chuffin ace
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hehehehehe
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Peeees
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Call of Edwards...
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Lovely boy...
I was chuffed to discover this weekend that my COD4 disc still works despite having a big crack in it.

Then i realised I was crap at it

IN OTHER NEWS: It's a bit quiet here this afternoon, inn it?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Just a bit!
:)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I wonder if b3ta will still be here in 50 years?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# B3ta will never die
It will just hide in its bunker ready to pounce again under a different guise.

In fact i'm fairly sure all of the secret cults of the world that have come and gone are part of the chain. The Illuminati, Jehova's Witnesses, The Cult of Skaro, and now B3ta

Has Mr Manuel been around for centuries?

Just a random, bored thought.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# practice,practice......
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# smashing :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Fore bear!
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# ah...tricky...
...the golf ball is actually attached to the club.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# ..not just foxes that are cunning...
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# heehe :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Swing !
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Oh shit!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Crikey!
Beautiful colours.
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Ding Dong, Amen calling!
We keep getting these dish-rag salesmen who are part of some ex-offenders community service thing. But they always start their patter with "It's alright, I'm not a criminal".

Not a good start. Esecially when you realise what they mean is "I'm a criminal... anymore"
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Heh, nice.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# unexpected company...
.................................?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Vote Esther!*

*Please don't
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Bwahahahah...
...Shopped only sir, you know the rules! ;) *Click*
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# She's famous.... I'd vote for her
What do you mean, policies?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# *neighs*
TEEFS!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Shoshigiz!
Ha ha you meanie!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Unique and beautiful flower
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Bahahaha
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# that's quite the stem he's got there on his flower...
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is beautiful! in yo face all yo haters!

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I love this!
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# thank you.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
his face still makes me laugh
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Freebase?
What are you doing up at this time of day?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# surely you jest...
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Hai there...
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Mother of pearl!
Fantastic!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Eep!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Christy
I would fear this.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Who's your daddy?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# heheheh, gotta love them thoyroid problems
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ooh that's rather good!
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Egg

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Superbness!!!
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I'm guessing........
Data/Feldman/Vader
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Data Not Found
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# This is awesome :D
*click*
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Thanks Clan!
:)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Mr. Abbey Normal...
...i presume.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Bin Dun?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ^That's^ good and all that.
But I can't be the only one who is sick to death of that bloody face.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
ABRAHAMA A CALLIN. DO YOU NOT SEE.

(I fail to see the funny thing about slapping his face on everything too)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# This
muchly
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# You could always throw up and faint
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Best of both worlds
I like it
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Agreed,


/relurks
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# FREEBASE 4EVA!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# maybe so.....
but I dropped by this morning and the was about 5 flipping hours worth of posts through the night of nothing else but him.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# but noones awake! let alone posting
and at leat freebase keeps things moving a long and the posts ocming..otherwise it's just deathly and you ended up commenting on fucking annnnnnnnnnnnnything.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha beautiful

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I think the unshopped version of this photo would be more fearful
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Join me, and together we shall rule the gym!

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!...
...*whaaaaaaa*!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# haha
luke I am your farter *squeak*
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# This party's over
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# fab :)

his head was very shiny in 'those' films
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# what films? I don't believe such films exist
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I don't know what you're are talking about
but If they did make 3 films like 'those'
then I believe his head would be rather shiny in them
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# If 'those' films were made
I think my sister would prefer them to the orignals, much to my dismay.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# if those films were made
and your sister preferred them to the originals, i would have to say that she must have been dropped as a child
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I think the shiny head was teh least of his problems... The dialogue he had was DREADFUL
in fact, the more I hear or see of those films, the more I find them difficult to cope with
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# windu we love you
windu we dooo
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# :D
He looks like Windu from the cartoons.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# yay!
the clone wars kids shows (2d and 3d) piss all over the prequals
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Oh yes,
I'm looking forward to the 3d clonewars series. I loved the 2d one on Cartoon network, when Grievous was a badass and windu was even more of a badass.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# they're very different in style
I was hoping the 3d one would be like Tartakovsky's and was initially disappointed, then I was won over by the new style and proper old Flash Gordon weekly serial format.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I've only seen the 3d movie
I thought that was pretty ace.

Also, the graphics card I was given is up to £36 on ebay with 2 1/2 days to go, yet I clearly state that it is untested and I cannot guarantee it works :S
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# which graphics card is that?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# 8800GTX
I have no need for it as I just bought a card so chucked it up on eBay.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ooh, nice one
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# My mate's computer blew
He couldn't be arsed testing everything, gave the lot to me minus his brand new 4870X2, found the 8800GTX in his loft a couple of days later.

I'm not complaining, new PSU, network card, graphics card later and I have a pretty good computer :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I haven't seen the movie
just the series, heard the film was awful because it was just 3 episodes badly glued together
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# and how
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Mmmmmm the glans is strong with this one!
Lovely as always.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Glans?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# you see 'em everywhere
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You keep drawin' 'em, I'll keep seein' 'em. :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Indeed!
Or a young Erol Flynn
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# :( Windu windu windu
Oh George, why couldn't you have given him decent dialogue to work with??
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# a good actor makes lines work, look at Alec Guiness in the original
"These aren't the droids you're looking for"
Terible but awesomely said line
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# because he can't fucking write for toffee, I guess
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Your comments cut through his billions of dollars like a hot knife through butter
Poor little CGI gopher loving George The Hutt.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# is that the light sabre with Bad Mother Fucker written on it?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I always thought Purple was a bit camp :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# apparently he managed to convince george that not all light sabers had to be red or blue or maybe even green
WELL DONE, SAMUEL L
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Apparently he asked for purple as a joke
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# really? Hahahahahah
that'll teach him to go on Chris Evans show to bleat about gettinga patr
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# FUCK YOU ALL
I AM DEAD TO YOU TONIGHT
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# You've (indirectly) revealed the only way that Lucas could rescue those films.
Zombies Zombies Zombies Zombies.

Everybody in these movies is already acting like one as far as I can tell, so it's time to go in and digitally enhance them all to make them more corpsy and more interesting.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# nice,
he does look grumpy
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Mace "chuckles" Windu
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# utterly awesome :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Cheer up, love!
Lovely sabre glow-age
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# taste my purple fury
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It tastes of lunchtime
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Very nice glow action
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Ace!! :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Go on, cut off its wings

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Top stuff as evar
Woo!


(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# yeah...
...it's Jedi time!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# haha silly floppity :)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# quite right
Thats not a knife
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Oh, that Hogan!
 

 
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# GULP!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'm still laughing from the one about the imbalance of the humours
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
:D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# This series is ace.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Thanks :)
I think I might be hitting the end of the House spoofs though. It's best not to try the same thing for too long.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# for discomeats :D
for always saying nice things about my pichurz
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# sausage is well loved up
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# i gotta be honest
i was expecting more cured meats and less fresh meats
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!

that just makes me hungry, I'm hungry now.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# what the hell is that "thing" at the front
dancing next to Spam?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# sausage roll
:D yum
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# ha that's ok then
carry on :D
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# kebab?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# mystery meat
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I have a friend who is in a band called mystery meat.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# chiko roll
chiko is short for chicken just in case nobody knew that
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# You're making this up as you go along!
Go on, admit it! You sir are a nonsense.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# ok i am walking away from the board because i don't like being called a liar
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# You went back in time and wrote that page and photoshopped all those pictures and inserted the idea of Chiko Roll into people's heads via mind melding techniques.
Am I right?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
"It was inspired by the Chinese egg roll and spring rolls and was designed to be able to be eaten with one hand whilst drinking a beer with the other"

I get the impression most Aussie food was designed to be eaten in a similar manner..
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# LOLOLOL WE ARE ALL ALCOHOLICS AND EARTH IS OUR ENABLER
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hehe
that's the spirit!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# see also: Chiko girls
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Whale cock
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That sausage looks like a giant turd
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Are you sure that it isn't the other way round?
It could be you know.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Woo!



(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# BLOOD


BLOODF

v

BELLOD




BLEOF
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# the suprising alternative to a sausage party
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# coy puppy should have a twitter account
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# v
v


v

v


(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Old Jordan could do with some of that newly infused blood :-)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Needs more saggage
 
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I may have to go shopping in Morrisons
So I can buy some fresh sausage rolls
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Are you losing the weight by slicing of limbs?
Because some people think that's cheating
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# By good old fashioned exercise.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# GOOD FOR YOU!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# That is some expert disco meatage

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# BLOOD BALLS UP
WORD



WORD

(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *adblocks*
Now your precious blood is nothing more than whitespace
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hey man you shouldn't eat tuna
if we keep eating tuna at this rate our grandkids won't even know what tuna looks like
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Bluefin Tuna != Skipjack/Yellowfin tuna
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# LEAVE THE FUCKIN TUNA ALONE YOU CUNT
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# GUESS WHAT TIME I WILL ARRIVE AT WIMBLEDON
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Beer o'clock?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# no
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# TENNISH
LOLOLOLOLLOL
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# oh bugger.... You're b&!
Haha
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# B&!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# 45rd January 1749
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# well that did happen
but we're not supposed to mention it so shut the fuck up you stupid gringo
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# you will arrive at BASTARD THE GOOSE WITH A BASTARDING STICK AND VOLTS o clock
:)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# no that never happened
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# COMMENSHING ACCORDION DOMINASHUN
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# YESH!
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# EVERY DAY I START OUT, THEN I CRY MY HEART OUT
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I say! Nice work.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# is he playing the raiders theme?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)

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