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(Dent, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)

yey

Google woman

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)

Files.

Lots and lots of files!

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)

morning sir

how is stuff and stuff?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)

Stuffy with 10% extra stuff

How're you stuffing stuffmeister?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)

nings RG

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)

Hahahaha!

Yay!

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)

Nice!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)

Nicely done ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)

Thx : )

(Dent, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)

Ha!

"Performed 3 searches in 3.2 minutes"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)

You'd be near climax and then the page would change to some Horseracing page

then your woman would come into the room and find you jacking off to the racing odds.

:OD

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)

what's so unusual about that?

some of those horses have fucking sexy names

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)

*Begins to suspect Joe of raping Shergar to death and disposing of the body*

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)

...sssh!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)

quick one before work

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)

I see Robin's been jizzing on the wall again

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)

Holy stiltlegs Batman!

I do like your style. It is so simple, yet so versatile.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)

except when I want to do running, then it gets awkward

or people with big noses :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)

Heheh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)

People with big running noses are probably not on the cards then?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)

Hahahahah...

Lovely expression! WOO :)

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)

'ZONK'

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)

'BLAMMO'

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)

'WHAM'

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)

*SOCK!*

Someone should do a version of the new Batman films but with the 1960's *POW!* graphics thrown in

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)

I think Christian Bale might melt into a pool of anger at the very thought of it,

LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)

I was doing a mash between old and new batman the other day

but wasn't happy with the resolution clash so gave up.

It was basically the joker being interviewed/slapped about by cheery adam west

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)

Aw, that sounds awesome!

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)

Put it in the gag bag

I'm sure it will rise to surface again :)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)

Is there a website

where I can appeal to some talented video editor to produce a you-tube video of this?

*cough*HINT*cough*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)

I know those are the sides of his gloves

but I couldn't help thinking he had mongy hands and didn't have his arms crossed!

Great drawing as always though!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)

hahaha

doing a Tommy Cooper "just like that" impression

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)

He look super-bat-pissed

Someone's gonna get some tonight

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)

ARGH

The cape is coming for him!

TJ: in other news, yesterday my boss tells me due to the "economic climate" I have to take a 10% pay cut. This morning he sends me an email asking me to sponsor him on his bike ride! Laugh? I nearly coughed up a lung!

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)

Hahaha

what a cock.

Just say due to the economic climate you'll have to decline :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)

I'll tell him he can take it out of the pay cut

cunt

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)

This, HARD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)

Ask him to take his sponser money

Out of the 10% he's taken off of you... :( (and to fuck off while he's doing it)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)

He can take something

but it involves a short pier

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)

Enter the Brighton Birdman contest?

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)

At low tide

yes!

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)

For every km he cycles,

you'll pledge not to shove a stick in his spokes.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)

Hahaha

Unfortunately, now that you've suggested it, that's all I can think about doing :OD

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)

I hate bosses/work

I was under the impression that taking four days off to look after my mum after she had a Jade Goody-riddled kidney out would qualify as compassionate leave.

Apparently I was wrong

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)

Luckily, my bosses are quite lenient with regards to family emergencies

well, they have to be. They take enough fucking liberties with it.

Hope your mum's ok

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)

Thankfully, yay... ta

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)

\o/

Woo for Mama Scaramanga and her mad healing skillz!

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)

Batman: Arkham Asylum demo out this friday on psn store :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)

*wets pants*

*realises the psn store isn't xbox live*
*mops up sobbing quietly*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)

It's also on Xbox live from the 7th ;)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)

*wets pants*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)

*films*

????
*profits*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)

indeed it is

and don't worry Joe, I think a demo is also available for XBox and PC

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)

Normally updated on XB network every thursday :D

Thank christ for softmods and newsgroups :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)

I was suprised to see just how good that game looks from the vids... I may well have to download that demo...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)

Amazing

He's the goddamn Batman

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)

Excellent stuff

Waiting for Arkham Asylum on the XB360, end of this month...ohhhhh :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)

So Dipsy and La La... What HAVE you been up to?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)

Hahahahaha

I'm not going to make the comment I was going to as it involved the word "children's" in a wholely inappropriate way that I didn't mean, but realised the construction of the phrase would deny.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)

well, now you HAVE to say it

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)

Ohhhh no.

I am far too terrified of everything.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)

oh god, they're not breeding, are they? bloody hell, we'll just have to call in pest control...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)

Ooeeerrr :)

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)

I can't quite make out what is on its belly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)

It's a pregnancy scan :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)

Ahhh

Thought I was looking at a scene from The Ring for a moment, but wasn't sure ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)

That would actually work

That girl from The Ring climbing out of a Teletubby's belly.

Probably bindun though.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)

Probably by monkeon or Smallbrainfield

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)

Heh

Also: that green one needs to have a doldo for an antenna, possibly.

I'll stop now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)

well how do you think he got her pregnant in the first place ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)

;)

You did get that I meant dildo, right

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)

*nods*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)

Orangalf the White

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)

No, no, no.

I'm not fucking that, no matter what you say.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)

But which I mean: woo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)

Hahahahah...

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)

hahhaahhaahahha! that expression is perfect... Somehow, it looks like you just can't trust him...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)

Oooh you can't, he's reeet slippery...

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)

Gandalf kicks arse in the latest Harry Potter film

He's ditched the hobbits and is now chucking fire spells around.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)

Who would win in a fight

Gandalf or Dumbledore?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:25, archived)

Wizbit!

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Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)

*ha-ha's this-a-ways* then *ha-ha's that-a-ways*

my, oh my.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)

......WELL THANK YOU!

Thank you very fucking much! I mean I really wanted that flaming song running round my head for the rest of the day/week.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)

well, you could counter it by singing the Poddington Peas theme tune...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)

I know not of the peas of poddington?

goes to Youtube

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)

(Astrid, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)

or The Flumps

right catchy, that is.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 6:49, archived)

What about Dobby Vs Gollum?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)

Gandalf would pump Dumbledore....

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)

What about if Dumbledore was allowed help from Fawkes the Phoenix

and the Sword of Griffindor?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)

Gandalf would still pump Dumbledore

up the bum..twice

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)

What about if.....

...oh fair enough :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)

and Dumbledore would like it

.... so I've heard....

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)

Who would win in a fight

let's include all 3 greats......Gandalf, Dumbledore and Paul Daniels

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dogfish, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)

I can imagine the scene

Paul Daniels standing over the charred and broken corpses of Gandalf and Dumbledore. With angry, burning eyes he looks down at the bodies and proclaims, "Now THAT's magic."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)

He likes it

but not alot

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)

Ha !

great

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dogfish, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)

"Pick a card, any card - it'll be the last card you EVER pick....."

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)

but Gandalf IS Paul daniels

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)

Or....

Is Paul Daniels Gandalf ?

YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSSS (not a lot)

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dogfish, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)

Naked Obama with a broadsword vs. RoboCop

Assuming both have equal access to unicorns.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)

Draw

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)

Ace.

I wish to see this fillum. Needs more bombs and tits.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:26, archived)

I'd rewrite the you-know-what scene though

Make it more "had to be done for the greater good".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)

That's perfect Ninj!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)

Hahahahah...

Lovely sir! Mornin all BTW! :D

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:29, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)

Hiya Prod!

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:29, archived)

'lo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)

great start to the day

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:29, archived)

Thanks Toastie!

Did you enjoy your film again last night sir? :D

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)

indeed I did, even better than the first time around

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)

Looks like he's done a naughty.

Very woo indeed.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)

Thanks Waspie!

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)

He's up to something!

and why do smoking apes/chimps always look ace?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)

because smoking is cool :) *

* is not cool

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)

Congrats on the FP!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)

Thanks Barbie!

I did it last night at 11.30pm and thought it might cheer a few folk up on a wet Tuesday :)

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)

This is awesome, as ever.

:D

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)

Bless you JP!

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)

everything about that is good

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)

Thanks Flash!

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)

hahahah

fantastic look strangely familiar
edit : www.b3ta.com/board/4504971
sry *hides*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)

Hahahahah...

Nicely sir! :)

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Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)

an encyclopedi...

an encyclopedic memory for all apart from spelling

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)

you built the perfect beast...

...congratz!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)

you fucking genius!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)

Bless you op!

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Ninj, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)

Good.

Very good.

x

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)

Inspired by Bargearse's post earlier

one for the back of the pram

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:40, archived)

Yes!

How've you been? haven't seen you online for a while.
(or maybe you've been on when I haven't been)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:42, archived)

I'm very well, thankyou, how are you,

and no I've been on, I've just not been posting, no particular reason really.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:47, archived)

Good thanks!

No worries - it's all in good time...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)

Hahaha

Yes

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:47, archived)

hahahhahahaha! *first click of the day!*

ningles everyone! Ahhhh, back in london; the natural order of things are back in, errr, order!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)

On board sign on board

If you look really closely at the last on board sign it says 'your mother is on board' (Not really)

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)

Pushy parents

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)

May as well use it while I got it...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)

Hahaha

If I ever get kids, and a car, I'd hang this from its car butt.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)

Q&D

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)

I bet those actually exist

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)

yup

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:05, archived)

We really need to reversibly sterilize everyone

And introduce parenting tests akin to those one needs to pass in order to adopt.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)

alternatively, you could just fire-bomb Hemel Hempstead.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)

And at the same time

extradite anyone who doesn't conform to the 'given' way of thinking.

Oh...

ALSO IN OTHER NEWS EDIT:

I see the Daily Fail have finally sacked their picture editor... probably... as the job is up for grabs

jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/896079/picture-editorsresearchers/

Surely a B3tan could get this and break the system from within

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)

that's odd,

when I read this exact same news on the BBC website yesterday, it seemed far more moderate than that.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)

Why on earth should political opinion come into it?

It doesn't into adoption tests.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)

it doesn't,

it's just the Daily Mail being hysterical.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)

Precisely. In the words of Chris TT

"All the worst people in Britain read the Daily Mail"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)

I'd rather say that all the worst people write it,

because they know what they're doing, whereas the average man on the street can only take what they say at face value on the assumption that the media is not fundamentally corrupt. But the only alternative to that is state censorship. Hobson's choice...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:29, archived)

State censorship is very necesssary and something we're very happy with.

EG - military "intelligence" and state secrets.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)

"We're"?

Who are you speaking for here? Are you the Queen?

I don't know if you'd be happy with making all government policy a state secret in case the Daily Mail reports it in a stupid way.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)

I didn't say ALL govt info.

As for being the queen - for the right price I can be anyone you like, baby.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)

No you didn't, but why not, eh?

Or how else can we deal with the Daily Mail problem?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)

that totally wouldn't be in the least bit as scary as Nazism.

Godwin win.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)

No it wouldn't.

To adopt an unwanted child that is a drain on national financial resources you have to jump through all sorts of hoops and do tricks and prove yourself.

However, if you're a benefits-fed chav that's prepared to lie on your back for 2 minutes - bang! You can be a parent!

I don't see why the generally immediate reaction to the proposal is that of "OMG yr a Nazi becoz u want to breed pure ppl and stop them thinking". I haven't proposed that at all.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)

that's because people aren't state property,

and can have children if they want, whereas the adoption agency is a public body. Can you tell the difference?
You have proposed mandating unnecessary operations on innocent people.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)

Well, people are state property really.

I mean - everyone has to abide by state control - law and order.

Why should we let them breed unchecked and thus provide an unreportable issue?

Wouldn't it be far more practical to regulate breeding so that we can at least ensure that the children have some sort of standard of upbringing that will give them (potentially) a decent start in life?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)

No the state is public property.

Your way round is called totalitarianism.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)

Sorry - you're right.

The state is public property, the individual is state property.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)

That's bizarrely circular

if it isn't frighteningly authoritarian.
And the ownership of individuals is called slavery.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:31, archived)

Not really - just how it is.

That's why the individual can be incarcerated, but not the public.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)

No that's fucking nuts.

Being able to incarcerate somebody doesn't say anything about ownership, only power of force. And they can only legally do that under a certain set of very well documented circumstances, anyway. If they truly owned you they'd be able to do it for no reason at all. But even if they acted like you were state property, it wouldn't make it so.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)

What - and they can't?

The individual is absolutely owned by the state - force is right - hence most people don't break the law - as they're afraid of going to prison.

Only the state has the power to imprison - it's how society works.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)

Either you're trolling,

or you're genuinely the worst person I've ever communicated with.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)

I enjoy debate and discussion - I don't mean to offend, though.

I'll argue black is white for the joy of the sport.

But authoritarianism is how society works - society needs an authority to regulate itself just as a cell needs a wall to stop its insides falling out.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)

Ah, Devil's Advocate,

it's good to know what I'm dealing with here, at least.

Of course society needs authorities and regulations. It doesn't need to demand absolute control over everybody's lives. Society exists for the benefit of people, not the other way round, and that means one of its duties is to human dignity. Being able to raise one's own children is something so fundamental to being human that the state should never be allowed to dictate on it, although I'm all for providing good education so that people can make their own informed decisions. And I can't say I'm in favour of rewarding social irresponsibility with cash hand-outs and council house priority. These things were largely a necessary response to the effects of WWII, but it's difficult to take it away now without people complaining about their "rights".

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:05, archived)

DAYNCE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:13, archived)

Sadly

that's exactly how I dance... :(

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:26, archived)

sure way to get free beers for the night.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:28, archived)

VB will now be manufactured with less alcohol.

So there's now more value in other beers

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:31, archived)

nothing wrong with that

I dance like a one legged giraffe having a fit

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:40, archived)

That would be highly amusing to watch sir

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)

DANSE!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:28, archived)

This is not Julia Gillard

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:32, archived)

Its close fo the Elaine Benes (from Seinfeld) dance

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:30, archived)

Looks like she's been watching too much "Karate Kid" - *CRANE KICKS*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)

NING - The B3TA Search Engine

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 7:58, archived)

*searches for chix wiz dix*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:00, archived)

imgur.com/VV4JM.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:05, archived)

The owner of that vehicle has some issues

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:13, archived)

what

on

earth...?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)

That one is almost rational in comparison to some I've seen.

There is some real batshit madness on some around here.
I'll try to remember to photo a couple for you next chance I get.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:42, archived)

I bet they just did that to cover up the rust spots...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)

Someone needs to steal his tyres

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)

Boobies with dicks!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:06, archived)

LEGALISE IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:29, archived)

Yes!

There's so much going on here, I don't know where to start. WOO!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:31, archived)

nah there's really not I just stuck three things onto another thing (one of them twice)

I didn't even write or draw on it how lazy is that?

SMOKE WEED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:36, archived)

It looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:41, archived)

FEED ME SOME GOD DAMN LASAGNE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:44, archived)

Would you like it laced with viagra Garfield?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:50, archived)

that's the thing, isn't it?

can i smell it?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:56, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 7:03, archived)

I want to believe

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 7:13, archived)

No, no, no, no, no

There's no limits in Bagdhad

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)

he's got hairy norks

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new_matt, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)

WEED DOG APPROVED

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:38, archived)

WEED DOG SEES ALL

WEED DOG DOES NOT CARE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:45, archived)

Great!

We could get rid of more than half of the surveillance cameras out there

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:51, archived)

NOT LIKELY VERY SOON. CRIME PAYS TOO MANY BILLS, TORYS, AND TONSURES.

Yet, there is always hope for the future.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:54, archived)

THAT IS SO RAVEN!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:57, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 7:08, archived)

You know the score.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 7:15, archived)

Come to Holland

Cats are legal here. That is, you can carry them, but you can't grow more than two at the time.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 7:56, archived)

It is possible to marry cats in Holland?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 8:31, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:03, archived)

Gordon Brown needs Petranek Fitness

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:04, archived)

that's hot.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:05, archived)

HAHAHA

manic:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 5:43, archived)

RICKY, RICKY AND RICKY

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 5:55, archived)

On "The Bill" theme.

have a town/sergeant Cryer

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Richard

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 5:10, archived)

On Kevin Lloyd's ambulance

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 5:30, archived)

Not at the wheel I hope!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 5:31, archived)

His car broke down and he was annoyed that he ran out of scotch so he placed a call to the AA...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 5:34, archived)

Late for the wagon...

RIS: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Beebe

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tubaman, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:13, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)

They're familiar

but I'm not sure who they are

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:46, archived)

2+2=5

Kevin Lloyd
Toshir Mifune

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:50, archived)

I know who Torshiro Mifune is but not Kevin Lloyd. That can't be right can it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:57, archived)

You've let the whole school down

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 5:00, archived)

HAHAHAHA

I remember Tosh. You're nicked!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:53, archived)

You're.. *hic*.. uh.. line?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:53, archived)

Good old Tosh "Never Remembers His" Lines

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:59, archived)

I'm sick all the "BABY ON BOARD" signs

So here are a few alternatives:

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)

ahhhhahhhahhhhah nice

you forgot "BABY AT THE WHEEL"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)

also I don't know who made this originally

myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/baby-on-board.jpg

but I wish I had thought of it first

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

I want one of those for my car

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)

I could just make my own and put it out front by the letterbox.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)

It's always fun to incur the wrath of breeders.

One of my favorite pastimes.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)

I've noticed some people really hate it when you blow smoke in their baby's face

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)

The baby should get used to it.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)

Baby can buy its own fucking smokes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:26, archived)

haha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)

haha I thought of it

after I uploaded it. Maybe that'll appear on the next one, if I ever do it.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)

now this one could attract all kinds of attention

EDITED DISCLAIMER: THIS IMAGE CREATED FOR THE PURPOSES OF PARODY ONLY
NEITHER B3TA.COM NOR THE ORIGINAL POSTER ENDORSE RACIALLY MOTIVATED ATTACKS NOR HATESPEECH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)

fucking hell

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elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)

presumably the wrong kind of attention

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IJustShotMarvinInTheFace

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)

This is good advice

I want to know what I'm killing.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)

DON'T ASSUME THE SAFETY'S ON

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elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)

Dey be drivin, den dey hatin, so dey killin'

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)

WHOA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)

That's not nice.

That's not nice.

Not.

Nice.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)

And BABY ON BOARD OF NAILS.

Or BABY IMPALED ON A SPIKE

EDIT- YIKES, I JUST SAW ABOVE. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)

BABY ON TOAST

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)

HOW IS BABBY ON FORMED

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)

HOW'S MY BABBY? RING 1800 .......

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)

crikey

you're in a dark place today

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)

Yeah, we were all having so much fun until that.

Here's some great music if anyone's interested

www.kfjc.org/netcast/kfjc_040.asx

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)

oh, those are old

I FEEL HAPPY AND FINE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:46, archived)

is that lord manley's placenta?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)

nah, google images

this one here
pranabchatterjee.wordpress.com/2009/02/04/u-terror-us/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)

pfft!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 6:32, archived)

MY OTHER BABY IS A BABY

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:24, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)

I bet that was in the late Henry Mancini's car

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)

GOOD EVENING OFFICER WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:09, archived)

PARTYVAN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:11, archived)

Baby on Bread

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)

Hahahahaha

yes

Gorgeous blood detail

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:11, archived)

Frampton!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:18, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)

b3tan!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)

haha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)

Haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)

for killerkitti its an emo kitten :D

Click for bigger (55 kb)

(guffbeak, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)

see sig

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)

I like it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)

it looks sad D:

XD glad u like

(guffbeak, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)

he ran out of happy

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)

this scares me

I'll have to draw something cute in paint

edit: thusly

I want you to rub me across your lino, oh yeah.. that feels so good

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)

thrust your magenta pole into that... uh...

some kind of floor slag

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)

it's a filthy lino slapper!

edit: nite nite

sleepy meat tiem

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)

This has made the universe complete

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-kHB2fWUS8

Ps- I have just committed suicide to death.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)

i like emo cats!

is it wrong that im sexually aroused? and bad at spilling?

WELL GOOD!

IM PISSED! BALLS TO YOU AL!

and to you all!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)

He looks hungry

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)

SHE!!!!

SHE looks hungry, dont spoil my fantasy!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)

Well, what ever it is, give it some food.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)

does cock count?

its full of proteine!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)

cancer

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)

Pages 2 and 3 of the comic I'm doing.

CFReadable

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)

Racist.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)

Huh?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)

great style are these friends?

(guffbeak, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)

Thank you :D

Yeah, they're all based on my friends. The comic's called The Stoner League. The girl with pink in her hair is based on my best friend, the one with short hair is based on her boyfriend, the girl with short hair is based on me, and the red-headed boy is my best friend's pipe, Comrade, if it were alive...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)

i cannot comprehend the story progression

is the story about how that guy's shirt keeps changing? I CANT WORK IT OUT HELP A BROTHA OUT

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)

They go make a back-alley deal for drugs.

Then they go to Hayley's (The pink haired one) house, and get into her basement by climbing through the window.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)

why isn't the story about an astronaut doing a wicked skateboard trick off a shuttle in orbit

and re-entering the atmosphere on fire while doing an indy nosebone

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)

I don't even know what an indy nosebone

is.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)

and i dont know what a boneshanquilafurfdurf or beeteedubzz is

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)

Boneshaniqualafonda

is a joke ghetto name.

And beeteedubbz is BTW, or by the way.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)

what?

haha who the hell talks like that

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)

Me and my friends...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)

I believe it means

"May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman"

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)

ping!

your bunny is done

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)

BUNNIES! :D

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)

Who'd want gummy penguins?

They'd taste like week old fish.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)

Gummy penguins are peach flavoured.

Fact.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)

~~peach~~ perch.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)

Keep going

great stuff

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)

Thank you

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)

this is going to end up with a body in the freezer

and a high speed police chase through nevada

on fire

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)

...HOW'D YOU KNOW!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)

I'm psychic, man

SPYschick!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:25, archived)

Link to the first page?

You've done well!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)

Oh, right.

XD
Voila, ici la premier page.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)

Ah c'est bon

Merci

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)

fffFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)

LETS JUST GET ON OUR PUSHBIKES AND RIDE FOREVER MAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)

OH NOES!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)

YAAAAAA

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Grampa, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)

TOATS!

Chump never gets old.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)

wow

that looks really freaky under windows 3.11

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)

For Workgroups?

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Grampa, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)

yes

edit: but now I'm back on XP and it looks just as freaky.

If ur wondering 'WTF 3.11?!?' I like to think of it as keeping an old car tuned up :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)

WHOAH!

I can imagine "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" by Dukas playing in the background
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbYse0gZZdU

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)

Microwave'ing the night away at a seedy club downtown.

cfb 160k 1280x960

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)

fuck yes!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)

when did microwave visit weston super mare?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)

I'd say earlier on in his childhood.

Just before the night terrors started.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)

you must be at least this neutral to enter:

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)

It does look that way, yes.

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)

great job tahkcalb

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)

If your name's not on the guestlist

you're not getting in

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)

Yay!

The cowboy doesn't have feet. ):

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Grampa, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)

Many people in the Microwave universe have legs, but no feet.

Some sink right into the ground as a result.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)

look at that guy in the distance

I bet he sells durgs!

at the moment he hide durg

but you know he'll sell them!

naughty man

edit: or is he upset because there's a drug selling frenchman with a legless accomplice?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)

MOVE CAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)

The car falls into a ditch, what next >

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)

HIDE DRUG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)

You cannot hide drug while other people are present. Gandalf arrives. What next >

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)

FUCK GANDALF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)

"Hawk" is its name.

He looked lurky to me so, I emphasized it.
The legless one does have couple pixels of
stubby legs under there. But I wanted the
sign to be resting on the pavement.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)

I am familiar with this gentleman.

but from happier times.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)

I see.

He looks much more at ease with things back then.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)

business was without issue, in the old days

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)

well

i might be biased but *I* like it

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Microwave, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:46, archived)

Yay!

I enjoyed making it. Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:51, archived)

HAHAHAHA

GJT!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:55, archived)

ART MEETS APLICATION

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)

i got lonely, so i made a friend

he has 10 fingers, 10 toes, and no face.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)

aww

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)

I suspect freebase is due another outing

mucho supero!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)

problem solved *now with added spluffage*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)

hahah

(JoePesky, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)

gah!

=|
edit: egads!

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)

hahaha

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Grampa, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)

now do a bunny!

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)

bunnies!

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)

BUNNIES! :D

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)

YAY :D

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)

Please post some kind of paint animals in this thread!

or don't whatever :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)

ok then

have a bunny

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)

that's a very nice bunny

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)

Awww

that's great

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)

*glee*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)

is he unaware of the treasure next to him!

naughty octopusosle!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)

D :

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McBadger COW, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)

some kind of nads beast

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)

this nads beast likes to eat sushi

and scares japanese schoolgirls slightly

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)

O_O

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)

YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)

he looks like he's telling the police

"No man, I aint the guy, you wants that other guy, man, not me"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)

A re-belch from my last 3-minute paint challenge...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)

haha shiiiiiiit

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Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)

Oh fuck yeah

that's great

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)

I forget what brought that on

FREE YOUR MIND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)

It's one of them celtic monsters that lives inside of a rock

and then comes out and kills you with a shotgun for not being bloody celtic

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)

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