Carnivorous plant 2
CFM
Carniverous plant #1
I am grateful to this guy for the tongue source.
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CFM
Carniverous plant #1
I am grateful to this guy for the tongue source.
heheheheheh!
edit: this new series based on Day of the Triffids the beeb is doing had better be good... But I'm half expecting them to make it in the same vein as all that doctor who and torchwood crap they've been doing recently... They'll probably make Bill a 14 year old, and show the triffids ariving from a space-time-dimensional rip or some such crap.
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that clicking noise they made was great :D
loved the book, when I was a kid, more-so than the series though....
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Wicked . . . it kind of reminds me of the self licking stamp . . .
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Members of the Penis Corps on parade. Notice their impressive 'glans helmets' and 'battle cocks'.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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Hahahaha
you've managed to make magenta funny again. Have a *click*
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happy toas....
this is great. plonker honker is a serious disease which we should all fight together
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:31,
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I drop my kecks
Pull out my wrong dong
And toot a sweet tune
Now sing along!
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:37,
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And toot a sweet tune
Now sing along!
:D
Jessica Simpson does seem to possess one of those 'uncanny valley' faces. Or maybe it's just me.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:34,
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It wasn't meant as that kind of stroke.
perhaps i should have added drool..
..perhaps not.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:15,
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..perhaps not.
I suddenly started wondering
Just what are Bananaman's superpowers? Does he actually have any?
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:20,
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Just what are Bananaman's superpowers? Does he actually have any?
he could fly, in a wierd, doggy-paddle sort of way as I remember...
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21,
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I think he's a bit like batman - just "KAPOW!" "ZONK!" "BIF!" stuff.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21,
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been better to be honest fella
been better. Just having a quick 2 mins dive in here every now and again at present.
/39 hours working so far this week since monday blog
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:24,
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/39 hours working so far this week since monday blog
Sorry to hear that, sir.
May matters hasten to improve for you.
*offers soothing tea*
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:25,
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*offers soothing tea*
Pip enjoys Squirrlecide
With a big rusty spoon I'll bet.
Maybe Van will appear as a busty witch... or wench.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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Maybe Van will appear as a busty witch... or wench.
Smash the innocents! stamp on the children! kick the dogs!
I imagine Pip will get his comeuppance
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:08,
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hahahahhaha, looks like pip is about to get utterly crushed and humiliated :D
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:10,
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oooooh... an interesting plot twist! :D
but can you join forces with the dungeon master player in a game like this?
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13,
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From my minor experiences with the game I know the dm can have a player character within the main team.
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ah... I really don't know enough about it... the nearest thing I've gotten to D&D, aside from Eye of the Beholder and baldurs Gate (:D) was one game of Advanced HeroQuest that my cousin had set up; I played for 10 mins then got bored...
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Sequential Art
is the best strip I have read in years and years and years.
Never ever stop doing it. Ever.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:06,
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Never ever stop doing it. Ever.
Weekly Wednesday Draw Off - Final Fantasy
Stupidly massive swords and spikey low poly hair away we go
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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oh, POO!
Missed another one!
I may just go off and draw Fran for the hell of it though.....
:D
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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I may just go off and draw Fran for the hell of it though.....
:D
I started drawing Cait Sith
But I've been busier than I expected working from home :S
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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that is bloody ACE! top stuff, toasty!
and damit, I was gonna do a bahamut sketch last night...
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:06,
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oh, I recognise that one.
beltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbelts
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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Having never played or seen a single FF game in my life
and been a bit 'meh' about the film,
This challenge didn't grab me.
Your drawing is ace though.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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This challenge didn't grab me.
Your drawing is ace though.
best fmv sequences of any game, and some of the greatest character designs
well worth looking at.
I've never played the games either
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13,
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I've never played the games either
I LOVE Oblivion.
One of my favourite games ever.
But the top spot has to go to FFVII. Glorious game. :)
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:19,
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But the top spot has to go to FFVII. Glorious game. :)
i introduced a friend to oblivion
i kinda feel baaad
dark brotherhood questline ftw, so much fun
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21,
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dark brotherhood questline ftw, so much fun
That's my favourite too. :D
I love playing through as a sneaky archer.
Really enjoyed Shivering Isles too. Mainly for the characters. Like Big Head. :D
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:23,
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Really enjoyed Shivering Isles too. Mainly for the characters. Like Big Head. :D
i bought the game of the year edition and it had a bug :(
and i didn't have xbox live to download the patch :((
then when i got it for the pc, the lovely sequence at the beginning plays through, then it stops working as the actual game starts, NOT HAPPY
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:30,
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then when i got it for the pc, the lovely sequence at the beginning plays through, then it stops working as the actual game starts, NOT HAPPY
^THIS - darkbrotherhood was outstanding... The party/gathering in the house was the best part of that
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:24,
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YES YES YES!
best part of the game imo, the daedric god quests were quite fun too, especially the sheogorath (sp?) one
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:28,
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oblivion and fallout3 are awesome...
but Dungeon Master and Chaos Strikes Back are my top favourites... FFVII is up there too. Baldurs Gate 2 as well.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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I started drawing the dullest thing imaginable
but got bored...
i recomended it to lady S for her DS and she loves it
edit how rude woo
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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i recomended it to lady S for her DS and she loves it
edit how rude woo
There's nothing dull about that
that's one fine automobile
I remember FF7 was the first game I bought for my old PS One.
I was asleep within an hour
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:26,
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I remember FF7 was the first game I bought for my old PS One.
I was asleep within an hour
What is this?
An impromptu AGM of the Vauxhall Viva Owners Club or something?
The only copy of FF I ever owned never made it out of the cellophane. Before being sold back to Game.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:30,
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The only copy of FF I ever owned never made it out of the cellophane. Before being sold back to Game.
I just love the fact that 70s cars had a bit of charsima
Things like Ford Anglias, Austin Dolemites and the like
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:41,
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Oh, I agree, but I always hated the Viva.
this one is my fave, but can't find a decent one for love nor money these days...
Edit: There's something rather classy about that wee beasty...
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:51,
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Edit: There's something rather classy about that wee beasty...
My first car
What an absolute bastard to service (engine in the back).
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:59,
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What an absolute bastard to service (engine in the back).
I know you're not supposed to post old stuff in the draw off,
and this isn't entirely relevant for the time of year...
But I'm gonna post it anyway. ;)
Made for a Christmas drawy thing on another forum.
Very woo pics, by the way. :)
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:17,
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But I'm gonna post it anyway. ;)
Made for a Christmas drawy thing on another forum.
Very woo pics, by the way. :)
Oooh, I just scrolled down and saw this. I think I have one somewhere...
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couldn't give a flying chuff about FF
played it on the ps2 and thought it was dull and utter toss!
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:42,
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played it on the ps2 and thought it was dull and utter toss!
you might enjoy this
A woman's marrying a fairground ride. bit.ly/Sq102
Neil Gaiman has this to say: It's either beautiful or the stupidest thing I've read today
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:51,
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Neil Gaiman has this to say: It's either beautiful or the stupidest thing I've read today
No, she is not.
She is mentally disturbed and needs help.
FFS.
Next up - "I'm a frog trapped in a bear trapped in a hot air balloon trapped in a fridge trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body."
/gives up on humanity
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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FFS.
Next up - "I'm a frog trapped in a bear trapped in a hot air balloon trapped in a fridge trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body."
/gives up on humanity
If this is remotely a real condition, the story certainly makes me feel better about my sordid series of one night stands with kleenex boxes
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she's supposed to be a woman? no offence, but no wonder she's marrying a ride...
edit, ok that is a really cuntish thing for me to say, but to hell with it, I'm still going to say it and remain a chauvinistic prick :D
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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to be honest i think everyone who looks at that story is thinking much the same way
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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wouldn't that technically be cheating? "Babe, I don't want you riding on the teacups again, it's hardly appropriate...."
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:01,
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Discrimination from employers? This is something she announces to everyone is it?
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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She's a church organist?
So American churches think abortion is wrong, same-sex marriages are wrong and God hates fags.
But marrying a rollercoaster... fucking go for it, girl!
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13,
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But marrying a rollercoaster... fucking go for it, girl!
yay for object sexuality :)
best of all the paraphilias, I think Frau Berliner-Mauer's website is one of the greatest reads on the internet.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:14,
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My husband's job was to divide East and West Berlin. He is retired now.
Best. Sentence. On. The. Internet.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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Indeed
My wife's job is to get sliced up and being used as pizza toppings and caprese sandwiches
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:26,
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My wife's job is to get sliced up and being used as pizza toppings and caprese sandwiches
YES
with an audience of teens, strapped down and forced to watch.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:58,
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hahah, bloody hell, that's outstanding and just a bit too creepy!
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:51,
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How to save teletext?
Wikify it!
I've even made a web-simulation of how awesome it would be!
BTW: To make a new page, just put a random number on the "go to page" form, and find one that isn't taken.
Health Warning: Requires a browser that supports TTF font downloading, such as Firefox 3.5. Internet Explorer just won't do! I haven't tried Opera or Chrome, so your mileage may vary.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33,
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I've even made a web-simulation of how awesome it would be!
BTW: To make a new page, just put a random number on the "go to page" form, and find one that isn't taken.
Health Warning: Requires a browser that supports TTF font downloading, such as Firefox 3.5. Internet Explorer just won't do! I haven't tried Opera or Chrome, so your mileage may vary.
I remember
learning to make teletext pages at school on BBC micros. Having a "lab" with a dozen such machines was a source of great pride for our school back in '84.
edit/ Apologies, forgot to woo! Being able to edit ceefax pages reminded me of learning to make them.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:40,
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edit/ Apologies, forgot to woo! Being able to edit ceefax pages reminded me of learning to make them.
407 next month.
Blimey, it taken me ages to knock up a page on Lumpbucket's simulator, almost as long as it used to take on a BBC B.
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I also learnt that valuable skill at school.
As with most of my peers, that skill has landed me a successful career as a teletext editor.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:36,
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Ooh, I know how they do that: Invisible Stilts for Dogs! Top inventions, those :D
edit: hahaha, holy shit, how did I not notice yoda?
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:22,
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gronk, did you remember to take your brain-medicine this morning? :D
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:34,
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When you see it....
...You'll shit bricks
shitbrix.com/mindfuck/the-pope
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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shitbrix.com/mindfuck/the-pope
Why does everything have to be a motivational poster these days
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:35,
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because 4chan users are like the pregnant teenagers of the internet - they are slowly outnumbering the rest of the populace
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:37,
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Its completely Legit
Unless your boss takes offence at you desperately looking for the mysteriously hidden things.
The best ones are the deviously hidden people.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:36,
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The best ones are the deviously hidden people.
Some of them are fun, some are stupid.
And I invariably hate the stupid 4chanesque comments.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:38,
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\o/ at the people thinking he really has swastikas on his clothes because they're a hindu symbol.
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he is looking more and more like the emperor in each new picture.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:40,
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As much of a pea it would be...
i would totally do it if it werent for me only having access to the poor man's photoshop (MS Paint).
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:43,
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just go for it anyway - great things can be done with Paint!
great thing CAN be done in paint
by those who cant be outdone in art competitions by faeces throwing chimps*
*this statement may or may not be factually accurate but the metaphor still stands
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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*this statement may or may not be factually accurate but the metaphor still stands
yeah, he's a sensitive soul... Poor guy, he'd be in a sulk for MONTHS.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:14,
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No way man
I saw this documentary where this great white shark was killed by stabbing it with the front of a sailing boat. I think it was called Jaws 4: The Quest for Peace.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:16,
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And they make a sonic device* to piss off jaws with
*a torch taped to a radio
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:23,
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All they needed was one of those jabby compressed air gizmos.
*Stab* *hiss* *shark asplode*
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:28,
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I reckon the shark from Jaws 4 was used in the shark-bridge-helicopter "Is it real?" photo
that's what I reckon
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:30,
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Better idea than Joss Whedon's
I mean that. The guy's a geeky douche
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:49,
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Firefly was AWESOME.
what pisses me off is the SciFi channel, which has teh budget to, and is happy to produce shit like the Flash Gordon series, and all those crappy made-for-tv movies, has not yet secured rights to make a new series of FF. Either they haven't tried, or Fox are being arseholes (although Serenity was a Universal release...hmmm...) Granted, now it's probably too late, but still...
/end_rant
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:11,
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/end_rant
was firefly really that good?
I saw serenity and it was one of the most average things I can recall seeing. It also felt cliched and like it had been put together from parts harvested from other films. I couldn't help but feel I'd seen it all before in various places.
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aaah... I thought a similar thing - i saw the movie and thought "meh - not bad I guess..."
I then picked up the series on the cheap, and it was brilliant... I then re-watched the movie and appreciated it a whole lot more.
if anyone hasn't seen either, they HAVE to see the series first, I think
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:20,
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if anyone hasn't seen either, they HAVE to see the series first, I think
Seen the film, meh-ed it, going to try the series now
thanks for the tip
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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I started watching Firefly. Got about 2/3 of the way through.
It just didn't really grip me enough to finish it.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:21,
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The Summer Glau curse
Everything she's been in fails to keep my attention. Serenity was boring, Sarah Connor Chronicals tanked, but that episode of the Big Bang Theory was okay-sih though.
I think it's her name. Glau... meh
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:27,
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I think it's her name. Glau... meh
Ahhh, original Buffy! You were so much hotter than regular Buffy.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:07,
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Original buffy was better
A good, light hearted comedy romp.
Then the TV version came out. Should have lasted just a few seasons tops.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:14,
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Then the TV version came out. Should have lasted just a few seasons tops.
^ALL this^
Kirsty Swanson!
Plus Donald Sutherland, Rutger hauer and Paul Reaubens... th eTV series was better, how?
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:17,
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Plus Donald Sutherland, Rutger hauer and Paul Reaubens... th eTV series was better, how?
I said this at the time and i wasn't cool
is it cool to say it now?
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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It was always cool to say that.
The fans were uncool for being whiny spike and angel fan slash fantards.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:34,
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what about the friends version: "Buffé the vampire Layer"
"Are you going to plunge your shaft into my dark places?"
"I was hoping it would be the other way round,"
ahhhh, Vampire porn.... always willing for a shafting :D
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:43,
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"I was hoping it would be the other way round,"
ahhhh, Vampire porn.... always willing for a shafting :D
hahahahahhaha, i can just imagine it, she meets a band of daemons/vampires, and rather than a kick-arse fight sequence, they all break into song and dance :D
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:54,
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Yatta!
"Quick darling, they're catchin' us!". "I'm tryin' honey, but the injun won't go!".
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:34,
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Ahahahaha wonderful choice.
I want to believe there was one like that.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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I got Commando in a box-set of other slightly better DVDs
Is there anyone more improbably named than John Matrix?!
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:38,
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Check out the characters in Cronenberg films...
Stathis Barnes?
Barry Convex?
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:42,
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Barry Convex?
*lets off some steam* - ahem.
welcome to b3ta - turn a kitten inside out and put your chair up on teh table, you'll never leave...!
:D
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:38,
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:D
thanks for the welcome, I have lurked for ohh about 8 years now.
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:40,
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hahahahahahahahahah!
dammit, had it been massa's debris taking out barrichello instead, yah could have used "Massa, you've been baa-aad"
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:47,
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hey EO, did you check out Fallout 3?
edit: hahaha, just got your message :D
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:32,
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Yes i did, i bought it
I then started punching people in vult and shot the overseer (don't know if you were meant to or not)
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:35,
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that fits perfectly!
woo!
'Me Dances with rabbits you Sitting jagger, how.'
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Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:53,
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'Me Dances with rabbits you Sitting jagger, how.'
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