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CFM Carniverous plant #1 I am grateful to this guy for the tongue source.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:56,
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Cowtongue plant? It licks off the meaty bits from its prey.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:59,
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godsballs!
triffids , no one make a noise
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blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:59,
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"Say it with flowers: send her a Triffid"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:00,
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Ha ha ha!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:08,
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heheheheheh!
edit: this new series based on Day of the Triffids the beeb is doing had better be good... But I'm half expecting them to make it in the same vein as all that doctor who and torchwood crap they've been doing recently... They'll probably make Bill a 14 year old, and show the triffids ariving from a space-time-dimensional rip or some such crap.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:01,
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ooooh cool
scared the bejeesus outa me as a kid
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:35,
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that clicking noise they made was great :D
loved the book, when I was a kid, more-so than the series though....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:37,
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Woo Triffids!
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Darth Penders ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:12,
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Great! Have this pea from last night.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:33,
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heh heh
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:34,
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Eep! Mummy!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:37,
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nice tongue-action
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:34,
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Wicked . . . it kind of reminds me of the self licking stamp . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:40,
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self-licking stamp.....hahaha.....best invention ever
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:23,
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heh
that's rather subtle
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:15,
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Members of the Penis Corps on parade. Notice their impressive 'glans helmets' and 'battle cocks'.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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Bwahahahah...
My nose and mouth just exploded!! Superb :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:44,
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*applies micropore and sticking plaster*
*dabs with TCP*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:53,
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Aw thank you...
...that's much better :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:55,
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There will be a whitewash
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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Battle cock training....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:52,
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gotcha
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blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:53,
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hope he lands in a sitting position
and crushes his balls!
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JoePesky ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:20,
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Bwahahaha!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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Hahahaha
you've managed to make magenta funny again. Have a *click*
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:47,
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Nice
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:47,
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Your all gay!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:49,
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hahahahahhahahaha! Magenta overload!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:01,
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Hell bent for magenta !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:43,
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fan fucking tastic!
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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 18:39,
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plonker honker
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blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:30,
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happy toas....
this is great. plonker honker is a serious disease which we should all fight together
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:31,
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Honk if you support!
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:37,
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I drop my kecks
Pull out my wrong dong And toot a sweet tune Now sing along!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:37,
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Is that to the tune of "Any Dream Will Do"?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:40,
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is now
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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hahahahaha!
I love Tarbuk too! Of the Liza variety
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:39,
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Parp!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:44,
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TOOT TOOT
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:22,
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Blah blah bindun blah blah just bored
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:30,
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Don't care if it's bindun.
I quite like it.
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girlinthehole ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:36,
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Really nice.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:44,
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I like it too.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:50,
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that's supremely awesome :D
well done that chap!
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:06,
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:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:36,
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Howdy!
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:29,
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Hahaha
Oh and pfft!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:31,
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:D
Jessica Simpson does seem to possess one of those 'uncanny valley' faces. Or maybe it's just me.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:34,
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She sure do!
;)
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:37,
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I'm she's got a valley
just not on her face
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:40,
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Ah, but is it uncanny?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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Arf!
Silly Ninj! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:44,
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G'afternoon all :)
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NeeNoo ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:12,
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I think I might go for a stroke in a minute.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13,
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It wasn't meant as that kind of stroke.
perhaps i should have added drool.. ..perhaps not.
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NeeNoo ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:15,
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Having both hands clearly in shot might have helped.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:17,
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*dribbles*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:15,
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A stroke of your banana?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21,
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I was thinking more along the lines of a blood clott
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NeeNoo ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:25,
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Do you have to peel a blood clot before you eat it?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:27,
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No
just give it a good shake..
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NeeNoo ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:31,
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I suddenly started wondering
Just what are Bananaman's superpowers? Does he actually have any?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:20,
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he could fly, in a wierd, doggy-paddle sort of way as I remember...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21,
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Oh. That'll save the day for sure
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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I think he's a bit like batman - just "KAPOW!" "ZONK!" "BIF!" stuff.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21,
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SOCK!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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heh, reminds me of
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:37,
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after 3 days, he'd turn black
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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hehehe...
*pokes with stick* Y'alright, lad?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:23,
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been better to be honest fella
been better. Just having a quick 2 mins dive in here every now and again at present. /39 hours working so far this week since monday blog
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:24,
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Sorry to hear that, sir.
May matters hasten to improve for you. *offers soothing tea*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:25,
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cheers
/gone
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:28,
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*pats shoulder virtually*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:27,
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Heheh
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:23,
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Three days? You need to buy fresher bananas.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:24,
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Wasn't it "the strength of fifty men".
"Fifty big men".
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:52,
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hahahah
who did Bananaphalactic Shock Man?
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weaver. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:23,
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Bennyhillslovechild
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:27,
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cheers, i laughed so much when i first saw that :D
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weaver. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:31,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:03,
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Pip enjoys Squirrlecide
With a big rusty spoon I'll bet. Maybe Van will appear as a busty witch... or wench.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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Smash the innocents! stamp on the children! kick the dogs!
I imagine Pip will get his comeuppance
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:08,
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hahahahhaha, looks like pip is about to get utterly crushed and humiliated :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:10,
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I think their plan is to join Pip and wipe out everyone else
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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oooooh... an interesting plot twist! :D
but can you join forces with the dungeon master player in a game like this?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13,
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From my minor experiences with the game I know the dm can have a player character within the main team.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:16,
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ah... I really don't know enough about it... the nearest thing I've gotten to D&D, aside from Eye of the Beholder and baldurs Gate (:D) was one game of Advanced HeroQuest that my cousin had set up; I played for 10 mins then got bored...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:20,
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im loving this
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:16,
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Sequential Art
is the best strip I have read in years and years and years. Never ever stop doing it. Ever.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I? ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:06,
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Weekly Wednesday Draw Off - Final Fantasy
Stupidly massive swords and spikey low poly hair away we go
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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ff7 defo the best ff ever
woo pic too
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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oh, POO!
Missed another one! I may just go off and draw Fran for the hell of it though..... :D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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I started drawing Cait Sith
But I've been busier than I expected working from home :S
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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that is bloody ACE! top stuff, toasty!
and damit, I was gonna do a bahamut sketch last night...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:06,
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quiet today, everyone dead from the humidity?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:07,
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oh, I recognise that one.
beltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbelts
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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Always...
66% here (Barcelona), it's like that all summer :/
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slight yoinks! ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21,
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Having never played or seen a single FF game in my life
and been a bit 'meh' about the film, This challenge didn't grab me. Your drawing is ace though.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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Skies of Arcadia is better :)
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13,
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best fmv sequences of any game, and some of the greatest character designs
well worth looking at. I've never played the games either
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13,
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this
fable and oblivion ftw
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weaver. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:18,
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I LOVE Oblivion.
One of my favourite games ever. But the top spot has to go to FFVII. Glorious game. :)
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:19,
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i introduced a friend to oblivion
i kinda feel baaad dark brotherhood questline ftw, so much fun
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weaver. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21,
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That's my favourite too. :D
I love playing through as a sneaky archer. Really enjoyed Shivering Isles too. Mainly for the characters. Like Big Head. :D
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:23,
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i bought the game of the year edition and it had a bug :(
and i didn't have xbox live to download the patch :(( then when i got it for the pc, the lovely sequence at the beginning plays through, then it stops working as the actual game starts, NOT HAPPY
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weaver. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:30,
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^THIS - darkbrotherhood was outstanding... The party/gathering in the house was the best part of that
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:24,
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YES YES YES!
best part of the game imo, the daedric god quests were quite fun too, especially the sheogorath (sp?) one
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weaver. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:28,
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oblivion and fallout3 are awesome...
but Dungeon Master and Chaos Strikes Back are my top favourites... FFVII is up there too. Baldurs Gate 2 as well.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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I started drawing the dullest thing imaginable
but got bored... i recomended it to lady S for her DS and she loves it edit how rude woo
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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The dullest thing imaginable?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:16,
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Needs more beaver.
And maybe a weaver with a cleaver.
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George Spiggott ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:18,
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that looks quite interesting actually
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:19,
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I meant the rusty oil drum in the background....
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:20,
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There's nothing dull about that
that's one fine automobile I remember FF7 was the first game I bought for my old PS One. I was asleep within an hour
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:26,
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What is this?
An impromptu AGM of the Vauxhall Viva Owners Club or something? The only copy of FF I ever owned never made it out of the cellophane. Before being sold back to Game.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:30,
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I just love the fact that 70s cars had a bit of charsima
Things like Ford Anglias, Austin Dolemites and the like
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:41,
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Oh, I agree, but I always hated the Viva.
this one is my fave, but can't find a decent one for love nor money these days... Edit: There's something rather classy about that wee beasty...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:51,
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My first car
What an absolute bastard to service (engine in the back).
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MisterPunch did it that way on ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:59,
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Lovely stuff!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:12,
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shouldn't this be, y'know...
bouncing :D
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gtfomh ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:16,
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I know you're not supposed to post old stuff in the draw off,
and this isn't entirely relevant for the time of year... But I'm gonna post it anyway. ;)Made for a Christmas drawy thing on another forum. Very woo pics, by the way. :)
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:17,
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Oooh, I just scrolled down and saw this. I think I have one somewhere...
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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And another from FFXII
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:48,
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Oh yeah, and this pathetic attempt at making a sprite
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:50,
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Poo
got too much work on to play today :(
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Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:15,
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couldn't give a flying chuff about FF
played it on the ps2 and thought it was dull and utter toss!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:42,
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all rise
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blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:47,
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Have.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:49,
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you might enjoy this
A woman's marrying a fairground ride. bit.ly/Sq102 Neil Gaiman has this to say: It's either beautiful or the stupidest thing I've read today
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:51,
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Was he reading Neverwhere?
Oh okay, the article.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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haha =D
Neverwhere _was_ beautiful though.... :)
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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No, she is not.
She is mentally disturbed and needs help. FFS. Next up - "I'm a frog trapped in a bear trapped in a hot air balloon trapped in a fridge trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body." /gives up on humanity
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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If this is remotely a real condition, the story certainly makes me feel better about my sordid series of one night stands with kleenex boxes
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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I think they're on to something there
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:18,
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she's supposed to be a woman? no offence, but no wonder she's marrying a ride...
edit, ok that is a really cuntish thing for me to say, but to hell with it, I'm still going to say it and remain a chauvinistic prick :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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to be honest i think everyone who looks at that story is thinking much the same way
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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I wonder where they'll go on honeymoon
FFS
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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Disneyland?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:58,
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wouldn't that technically be cheating? "Babe, I don't want you riding on the teacups again, it's hardly appropriate...."
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:01,
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Discrimination from employers? This is something she announces to everyone is it?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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She's a church organist?
So American churches think abortion is wrong, same-sex marriages are wrong and God hates fags. But marrying a rollercoaster... fucking go for it, girl!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13,
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Haha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:19,
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yay for object sexuality :)
best of all the paraphilias, I think Frau Berliner-Mauer's website is one of the greatest reads on the internet.
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:14,
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Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer
wonderful
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:20,
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My husband's job was to divide East and West Berlin. He is retired now.
Best. Sentence. On. The. Internet.
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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*agrees*
*clicks*
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:26,
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Indeed
My wife's job is to get sliced up and being used as pizza toppings and caprese sandwiches
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:26,
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okay, just don't hurt me
*hears whip cracking*
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:49,
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No - sorry - that's just my hip.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:50,
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Fears immensly
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:52,
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Don't worry - it's hardly killed anyone recently.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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But, but it's.... Touching me!
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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That's not my hip.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:12,
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Pffft
Elderly sexing problems.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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Best of all the reality TV shows.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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YES
with an audience of teens, strapped down and forced to watch.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:58,
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hahah, bloody hell, that's outstanding and just a bit too creepy!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:51,
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Frank in drag?
Where's Donnie?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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A work of beauty. Fact.
Click.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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I know her, nice lass once you look past the tetris lips.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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Excellent
More please.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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How to save teletext?
Wikify it! I've even made a web-simulation of how awesome it would be ! BTW: To make a new page, just put a random number on the "go to page" form, and find one that isn't taken. Health Warning: Requires a browser that supports TTF font downloading, such as Firefox 3.5. Internet Explorer just won't do! I haven't tried Opera or Chrome, so your mileage may vary.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33,
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:D
That's ace.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:37,
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I remember
learning to make teletext pages at school on BBC micros. Having a "lab" with a dozen such machines was a source of great pride for our school back in '84. edit/ Apologies, forgot to woo! Being able to edit ceefax pages reminded me of learning to make them.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:40,
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You are 406 years old
AICMFP.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:49,
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407 next month.
Blimey, it taken me ages to knock up a page on Lumpbucket's simulator, almost as long as it used to take on a BBC B.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:02,
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I also learnt that valuable skill at school.
As with most of my peers, that skill has landed me a successful career as a teletext editor.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:36,
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awesomeness :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:41,
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haha wow
I think you just saved teletext click
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:42,
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Whoever did this:
WOO to you :-)
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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There is no try
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:17,
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Hover dog is hovering
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:21,
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Yoda's just keeping his eye in.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:25,
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In what?
Brine?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:50,
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everyobody dies
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:22,
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Ooh, I know how they do that: Invisible Stilts for Dogs! Top inventions, those :D
edit: hahaha, holy shit, how did I not notice yoda?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:22,
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hey maybe everyone dies n
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:28,
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gronk, did you remember to take your brain-medicine this morning? :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:34,
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When you see it....
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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is that link sfw?
edit: checked it out - hahahahahah!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33,
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Nazi pope.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33,
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So swf, unless you work in a catholic church.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:35,
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Why does everything have to be a motivational poster these days
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:35,
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because 4chan users are like the pregnant teenagers of the internet - they are slowly outnumbering the rest of the populace
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:37,
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Its completely Legit
Unless your boss takes offence at you desperately looking for the mysteriously hidden things. The best ones are the deviously hidden people.
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:36,
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Some of them are fun, some are stupid.
And I invariably hate the stupid 4chanesque comments.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:38,
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The handful I've looked at are rubbish
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:50,
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\o/ at the people thinking he really has swastikas on his clothes because they're a hindu symbol.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:39,
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he is looking more and more like the emperor in each new picture.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:40,
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As much of a pea it would be...
i would totally do it if it werent for me only having access to the poor man's photoshop (MS Paint).
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:43,
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*resists correcting your board slang*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:45,
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hahaha, I just couldn't help myself!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:47,
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pearoast bindun ;D just go for it anyway - great things can be done with Paint!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:46,
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great thing CAN be done in paint
by those who cant be outdone in art competitions by faeces throwing chimps* *this statement may or may not be factually accurate but the metaphor still stands
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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He really does have the most unfortunate rapey eyes.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:41,
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As ever
funnier in my head
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MattDP (Squiggle) ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:16,
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n
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:30,
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...
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:42,
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Bit hard to aim that thing.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:43,
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vampires are stoopid
and slow
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:46,
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I wouldn't let Dracula hear you talking like that.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:51,
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yeah, he's a sensitive soul... Poor guy, he'd be in a sulk for MONTHS.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:14,
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No way man
I saw this documentary where this great white shark was killed by stabbing it with the front of a sailing boat. I think it was called Jaws 4: The Quest for Peace.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:16,
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"I got no sprit".
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:20,
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And they make a sonic device* to piss off jaws with
*a torch taped to a radio
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:23,
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All they needed was one of those jabby compressed air gizmos.
*Stab* *hiss* *shark asplode*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:28,
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I reckon the shark from Jaws 4 was used in the shark-bridge-helicopter "Is it real?" photo
that's what I reckon
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:30,
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but boy when you're on target...
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:21,
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britannia class?
/way out of practice
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:44,
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Better idea than Joss Whedon's
I mean that. The guy's a geeky douche
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:49,
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i like firefly though
i hate everything else he does
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:05,
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Firefly was AWESOME.
what pisses me off is the SciFi channel, which has teh budget to, and is happy to produce shit like the Flash Gordon series, and all those crappy made-for-tv movies, has not yet secured rights to make a new series of FF. Either they haven't tried, or Fox are being arseholes (although Serenity was a Universal release...hmmm...) Granted, now it's probably too late, but still... /end_rant
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:11,
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was firefly really that good?
I saw serenity and it was one of the most average things I can recall seeing. It also felt cliched and like it had been put together from parts harvested from other films. I couldn't help but feel I'd seen it all before in various places.
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gtfomh ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:17,
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aaah... I thought a similar thing - i saw the movie and thought "meh - not bad I guess..."
I then picked up the series on the cheap, and it was brilliant... I then re-watched the movie and appreciated it a whole lot more. if anyone hasn't seen either, they HAVE to see the series first, I think
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:20,
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Seen the film, meh-ed it, going to try the series now
thanks for the tip
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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I started watching Firefly. Got about 2/3 of the way through.
It just didn't really grip me enough to finish it.
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:21,
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The Summer Glau curse
Everything she's been in fails to keep my attention. Serenity was boring, Sarah Connor Chronicals tanked, but that episode of the Big Bang Theory was okay-sih though. I think it's her name. Glau... meh
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:27,
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*spang*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:49,
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Ahhh, original Buffy! You were so much hotter than regular Buffy.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:07,
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Why thank you.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:10,
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Original buffy was better
A good, light hearted comedy romp. Then the TV version came out. Should have lasted just a few seasons tops.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:14,
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^ALL this^
Kirsty Swanson! Plus Donald Sutherland, Rutger hauer and Paul Reaubens... th eTV series was better, how?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:17,
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Wasn't
But a lot of goths and geeks thought so.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:19,
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I said this at the time and i wasn't cool
is it cool to say it now?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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It was always cool to say that.
The fans were uncool for being whiny spike and angel fan slash fantards.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:34,
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Yes.
Original Buffy is by far better.
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acered76 What!? The Curtains? ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:35,
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what about the friends version: "Buffé the vampire Layer"
"Are you going to plunge your shaft into my dark places?" "I was hoping it would be the other way round," ahhhh, Vampire porn.... always willing for a shafting :D
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:43,
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needs more Bindy
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:52,
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hahahahahhaha, i can just imagine it, she meets a band of daemons/vampires, and rather than a kick-arse fight sequence, they all break into song and dance :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:54,
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I think it was for a bollywood image challenge
not sure
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:57,
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& the volume gets turned up to 19
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pissflaps. FSPW ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:17,
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ahahahahahah!
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weaver. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:56,
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ning!
sorry couldn't resist
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:37,
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hahahahah...
Lovely stuff sir!! :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:45,
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Pffft :)
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:45,
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hehe nice one :D
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:46,
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Yatta!
"Quick darling, they're catchin' us!". "I'm tryin' honey, but the injun won't go!".
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Maiden_Tieone ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:34,
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Ahahahaha wonderful choice.
I want to believe there was one like that.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:35,
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hahahahahahhahah! brill, Joe! :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:37,
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bless!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:38,
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Hahahahah...
:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:45,
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ACE!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:46,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:53,
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haha!!
:D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:05,
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Forgive me for I am new
and only 3 weeks late for a challenge
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Sheriff Buford T. Justice ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:32,
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get to da choppa!!!
welcome to b3ta..you'll never leave
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:36,
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I got Commando in a box-set of other slightly better DVDs
Is there anyone more improbably named than John Matrix?!
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:38,
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Check out the characters in Cronenberg films...
Stathis Barnes? Barry Convex?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:42,
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Chev Chelios
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:46,
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*lets off some steam* - ahem.
welcome to b3ta - turn a kitten inside out and put your chair up on teh table, you'll never leave...! :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:38,
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Aaaaaa-gaaaa-do do do!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:42,
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oh you little fucker, now I'm singing that tune....
:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:45,
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thanks for the welcome, I have lurked for ohh about 8 years now.
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Sheriff Buford T. Justice ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:40,
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I approve
of anything involving bennett
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JoePesky ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:51,
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Sloth Lives!
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Conman the Barbarian ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:30,
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*closes photoshop*
mind the piss
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:31,
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hahahahahahahahahah!
dammit, had it been massa's debris taking out barrichello instead, yah could have used "Massa, you've been baa-aad"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:47,
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meh...
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:30,
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i liked ted glenn
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:39,
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*awaits threadrush*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:21,
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THREADRUSH ^^ KEKEKEKEKEKEK
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:25,
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*is hypnotised*
*obeys*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:29,
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I likes that
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:30,
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hey EO, did you check out Fallout 3?
edit: hahaha, just got your message :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:32,
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Yes i did, i bought it
I then started punching people in vult and shot the overseer (don't know if you were meant to or not)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:35,
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Alien 3?
and well done on predicting the rush
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:34,
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Sitting Jagger
Edit: Inspired by Moley :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:52,
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that fits perfectly!
woo! 'Me Dances with rabbits you Sitting jagger, how.'
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:53,
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Have a Sioux Pollard...:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:57,
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hahahahahhahah! *UBER-SPANG*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:02,
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That bloody woman.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:05,
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Arf!
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:10,
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hehe
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:11,
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Sympathy for the white devil :D
How. nicely :)
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:01,
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