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# Oh...hai!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha lully
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Ta Broonie
:D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Top shoppery.



(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Thanks Stan
:)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Oh Hai Darling!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cameron at the weekend :OD
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Oh wow :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ace!

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] done a video one, but can't see where it puts them once uploaded on the vote for change site....

Vote for a change video in the style of the anti piracy/downloading one
reuploaded on to YouTube via Links....
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Thats fantastic
and so true!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# haha, beans or hoops
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# only god can decide such matters
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# This is why we had kings..
anointed by god innit
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Or retail purchasers :(
Only beans here, toasty.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# good point I cant make these choices
I need someone to do it for me, I wander what the voting equivalent of a retail purchaser is, mugabe perhaps
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# no 'oops in that there Berlin?
good grief, what kind of heathen land are you living in?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I know :(
It makes it really difficult to find unhealthy crap in a tin
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Very good!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I'd vote for Dogface to run the country but she already did in the 80s
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# oh
so so true
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Woo to the video!
But those anti-piracy ads get on my wick.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Beans or Hoops
Daddy or Chips?

Very good premise for video aceness of win.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Fantastic sir!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Brill as ever.



(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Ok, Ok, you've won already
you can stop being so talented. Go and draw a magenta cock on Cameron/Browns forehead. In paint. Without optimizing it. Or something.


P.S. WOO!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# :D
Even your CDCs are better than everyone else's ;)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Ha Ha!
well that shut me up
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hmm
this works as a "vote, for a change" but we already do vote for who runs the country. It's called a general election. Still, nicely done propaganda is nicely done. :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Tell me more about this General Election with 100% voting turnout
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# well it would be good as a "get off your arse and vote" image
but this compo isnt really about that, and I find any non-obvious wordplays around the 'vote for a change' slogan to be slightly devious. Also, as a side issue, forcing people to vote when they don't have an opinion is not a good idea if you want meaningful results.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *NONE OF THE ABOVE*
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# well this is an option that seems perfect at first glance
but I feel apathy is probably the only thing getting in the way of the bbc choosing who wins. Once people who don't really have an opinion of their own are forced to vote and have had to go out of their way to the polling station, they are likely to vote for who has been portrayed in a more favourable light. If this situation were to occur with Nick Robinson still on the news I fear I might actually be physically sick.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# one slight problem
we can only form our opinions from what the media feed us...so essentially they're worth very little...gah-never-ending(like sewage)...........:D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# not really
we can also look around and see how things are in the real world. Don't get me started on what the media feeds us though. That tory-boy Nick Robinson is so unashamedly biased it almost hurts to watch. :(
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah, but only about 30% of the electorate bother
and it's the same people who vote for the same partys each election. I'm not sure where i'm going with this.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# the point is that all the idiots who vote for XFactor
can't be arse to vote in the elections that actually mean something in real life.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# yeah, so as a "vote, for a change" type post it works, and well
but I thought it might be trying to be something else like a "government sucks" or a "change how government works" type post.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# it also fails as a Pandas for the regency of Gibraltar and Make Tuesdays sherbert dib dab days
but as long as it roughly fitted the campaign it is done for I'm happy
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Every day is a sherbert dib dab day.
yeah, it doesnt bother me as an image challenge entry, just I got that "i'm being conned" feeling with the unavoidable link to the vote for a change campaign. I think by the time this challenge is over I'm going to be pretty fed up with it. Not your fault; just the cumulative effect of all the dodgy agenda-pushing entries I've seen so far I think. :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It's very well done
and all that, but I must admit I'm missing the point of this vote for a change thingy, this seems to imply that more voters=more statistical spread of results or something...

I dunno
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I thought we were meant to be mocking MPs.
but the campaign thing is very odd, it's a petition to call for a referendum on something, but the content of the referendum hasn't been decided on yet, and will be decided by randomly picked members of the public. Presumably it just has to be anything as long as it's not what we've already got.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hahahaha
excellently done
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
#
Spot on and nicely done.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# FP this
Should be an official government advert or something to increase turnout.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
# this
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Dirty little sod!

Let the wagon roll

EDIT: Original pic (NSFW)


(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Arf!

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I would so buy this.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# what is that fist actually doing there?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# pffft!
he's got the last hair-piece
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :)...
...*connects*.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha!
Wonderful!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Sexy.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# heehee
Im bored have a pig ive been doodling


(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# That could be a logo for something
ummm, pig-related.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# er
Chernobyl Chorizo?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# 20s BACONS
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# That's an ORDER peasant !!!.......
PLEASE forgive the seams.


(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Where can I buy it?
this is for ages 7 and up!
Excellent!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# w00t!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# you sank my battleship!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I'll just slip this 70s blue jumper in here
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *giggles*

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Funh for the whole family :)
Woo mate
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I'm really sorry.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# What about smoked?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# shame some kid stole my spanging pan

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I didn't like it
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# haha
this is funnier than it should be
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Christy!!
How old is that joke???

Woo though
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# says the pioneer of puns
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I think Dave the Hat holds that crown
In fact I think the crown is superglued to his head
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# yes... spit out your chewing gum and have another taste
I think you missed the sarcastic flavour of my message.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Ant music?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# charmed, I'm sure.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Sarcastic?
Well fuck yer then Broony!
And the horse you rode in on!!!!

:P
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# *spits out bridle*
DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# OO-ER!


(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I shall surpass him one day!!!!


(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I know but I had it in my head.
and I had to spill it all over b3ta.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAA...
...first huge laugh of the day!... :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# One butcher bet his mate he couldn't guess how much beef was on the top shelf in the warehouse.
His mate refused as the stakes were too high

ithankyou
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *punches*

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Steaks
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# get out now
and don;t come back until you;ve thought about what you;ve done

also, is there any way I can map the apostrophe to the semi-colon key?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You bastard!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# HAHA!
"Mothers are asked not to sit their children on the meat slicer, as we are getting a little behind with our orders!!!!"
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Disaster!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Meaty jokes rock
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Get out.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# lol

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# If anyone can, AmirKat Khan!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Compare Amirkat! DOT COM!
Woo!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Cheers
I can never see one without thinking of the other??
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Saturday.Yes.

(from down there)
\/
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Coolio.
What time?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Ermm..Prolly leave here around 10 am
So about Sunday morning then!! lol

3-ish, maybe earlier.Depending on gettinglostness!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Aceness!
Woo.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha fantastic
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha A CONTENDER ARRIVES

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ace :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I am confused by the presence of Q4Nobody's tag.....
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# and on his own work, too!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hohohohoh
woo
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *-*
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Silly kitty

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# First cat on Mars...
...show some respect!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# :D
Silly Kitten, you is not Rover! Dogs is Rovers!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# NO CATS ON MARS.
WTF THERE'S NO AIR.
GET THE FUCK OFF MARS.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# SPACEGILLS
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Top stuff.




(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# haha..
i see your heads in space recently .. :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# rollin rollin rollin
nicely
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# kitten ghost riders in the sky
well, on Mars
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# fluff!

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# poor kitteh
no milk on mars.............but woo:)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Meow Mars . . .
Meow Mars . . . Meow Mars . . .
Meow Mars . . . Meow Mars . . . Meow Mars . . . Meow Mars . . . Meow Mars . . .
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Smug?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I am confused by the presence of Q4Nobody's tag.....
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Don't be confused
They're apparently gay lovers
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Fucking queers :P
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# indeed.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# How do Mr Bawls?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# It do well, chap
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# BIIIIITCH!
Are you still sore about the rejection fancy pants!!!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Yes I am
You big prick tease, you :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Highlander
......does there really need to be only One?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# We're like God and that Holy Ghost
only I'm the God part!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Rapist!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# You can play Jesus?
But I must warn you the ending isn't to your favour!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Vote for mass knoppage
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
#
K G
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# With a K?
You Gnobhead!!

;)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Ha
Let's smash his gneekaps!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I can't lie
I do like the gnoppage
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Nice Gnopsage!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# You should have gnopsed his head or something

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Bankers Ruin or Its got to be Gordons britain..



re posted for image challenge
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Catnipppp?
Also, repoasting in new threads is bad mkay?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I MET BILLY CHILDISH!
he was lovely.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Awesome!
i read this morning that Roky Erikson is playing London this week. I really would like to go....
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# GO GO GO GO GO GO GO.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# It is however 30 fucking quid.
I thought going to see old bands was meant to be a cheap venture :(
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# So just don't eat for a while.
You're getting a little too pudgy anyway.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :(
I haven't eaten since Saturday I will have you know! SATUR FUCKING DAY!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Eat Tic-Tacs. They're cheap.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Liar! They are well expensive!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# my mates brother knows him. he's mr 13th floor elevators.
and don't forget i was goigto come and bumrape you this wek.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
#
bumrape
kissing and general affection

D'aaaawwww.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Awww Sam! You're so lovely and sexy :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ^_^
*_*
-_-
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Sweet! I am now listening to You're gonna miss me on repeat.
Also, yes, I had not forgotten. Stan is coming on Saturday I believe. I need to finalise with him....
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Indeedy.
She can come too.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm always too scared/awed to speak to him.
Though he winked at me once and I have touched his elbow.
And 'Noonings board!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Elbow whore.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Flap like a chicken for me boyo, FLAP FLAP FLAP.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# excuse me?
.. oh. :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# :D HELLO
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hello Fanny!
How was your holiday? Also, has the date changed for your show then?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# 'Lo!
My holiday was very nice thank you, lots of cheese and schnapps and pine trees and hurdey gurdy flurdy talkin's.
Regards to the show (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck) it opens on the 28th (Friday) but party time/Kunt and the Gang/Booze a go-go is on the Sat 29th. Friday will be me and the boys weeping and nailing things to each other in blind panic.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Well as I was planning to come to your show on the 28th,
but really want to see Kunt getting his thing on too, I am going to come on the Saturday instead. Even though I shall have to travel for 20 whole fucking minutes! :P
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Lolndon.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ROFFLEHAM!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# @Redsushi I went to London once. It took 45 minutes to get there.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# :D It is the superior choice.
Though the buggering Jubilee line won't be working.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# That;s fine for me.
Straight overland to Fools and Horses land :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Tube Fail at the weekend?
how rare
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Didn't you first post this only yesterday?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Super Fail.
Fucking n00bs!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# MEGAR FALE.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Shut up you n00b :P
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# FUCKING CUNT
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:13, archived)
# REPOSTS!!!!!
makes baby Jebus cry!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Ex-Man Origins


(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You smell of poos.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# i saw this yesterday
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# No deal!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I've seen this pic for real
it's in a lovely museum round the corner from my office

Not very funny I know, but trufax nontheless
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# This is the end
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Beautiful Friend, the end!
"WOW! WHO LIKES SUCH AWFUL TRASH SONGS LIKE BROWN SUGAR??? THE ROLLING STONES ARE DEFINATELY ONE OF THE WORST BANDS EVER AND THEY HAVE NEVER MADE ANYTHING DECENT EXCEPT START ME UP AND SHATTERED AND THEY SHOULD BE DISHONORED FOR MAKING SUCH AWFUL MUSIC ALONG WITH QUEEN U2 DOORS AND SABBATH. GET ANY METALLICA ALBUM INSTED."
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love Floppity so much :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# So does the Journal of Medical Ethics.
Seriously, the people who report on the euthenasia debate and suchlike have linked to Floppity M.D. from their blog!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Oh please tell me you are not lying!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Not a word of it.
I would never lie on the internet. I'd never hear the end of it.

blogs.bmj.com/medical-ethics/2009/08/10/floppity-md/
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Amazing :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Haha, that's pretty cool

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great stuff :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Ha nice
Did Floppity MD amputate his arm after the first frame?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I went out with a student nurse
They're all mucky as swamp trash.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# what?...
...i thought he was by appointment only.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky monkey!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# VOTE FOR CHIMPS!
Cheers Red
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# excellent indeed
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Thank you
Doctor!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
Nice one as usual Q!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Vote for him !
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Chang will whack you with his wang!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ha!
Michael Chang is a right fat fuck :D

Also, well done on giving politicians Stich ;)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ;)

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Hooray for Chang!

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] p[olitician] roasting
what!? no picture? boo!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Goodness me!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Matron!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha whaaat?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Boris's Johnson :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I never spotted it previously
but he does look like a cock from this angle.

perhaps a little nsfw...?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Not much I enjoy more than a big picture of a dildo appearing on my screen....
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahah
ace! I like the little cartoon girl too. I take it you didnt do that...?

One of my fave entries (oo-err)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
#
sadly no. she's from a range of real marital aids, although i forgot to record which one
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Heh..."Marital aids"
Here love, I got you this dildo. I'm off down the pub.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# No.

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Isn't silicon shiny, grey and crystalline?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Does it squirt though his mouth?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] There are some people who buy things using their own hard-earned pay. For everyone else, there's MemberCard.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# TOO GOOD
STOP BEING GOOD DR BROON
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# pfft
(I wrote this in reply to my own post by accident, but I don't think anyone noticed.)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I nearly put Mr Broon
But that would have been incorrect
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Top Work fella!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# cheers laddo
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Ha, I like this

I believe this is actually the first thing I liked in this compo.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Are you sure?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
hadn't seen that one :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Cockweasle fucking wins :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
already clicked that numerous times just to make sure.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Yours is fucking fantastic,
but cockweasle's is the best thing ever!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# ooh, thanks very much
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :H
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# cracking :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ta :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Fantasmically wonderlicious.
*Clicks mouse into oblivion*
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Also - popular page at record pace. Deserved.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# cheers
that'll be you clicking the mouse into oblivion that's doing that.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Superb sir
*clickety click* :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ta ninji
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Congrats on the FP sir!
:D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Priceless!
Very well done. Love it!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hehe cheers
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Clever AND well shopped.
A hearty combo :) Woo.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *tips cap*
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Bang!
Owned, as I believe is the current vernacular.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# sorry, I don't understand modern. can you speak slower or a little more old-fashioned please. that would be wikkid ta.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Very good.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# cheers!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# clicky clicky

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ta pzyko
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Really good!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# thanks
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# To be a technically valid mastercard
two things would have to change about that number.

1. the first 2 digits would have to be in the range of 51-55
2. the last digit (if still using the 12 at the start) would have to be 8.

The right-most digit is a check-digit.

To work out if a card is valid you do the following:

Working from the second from the right you double every other number (so 2, 1, 0 etc). If the doubled number is 10 or higher, then you add the two digits together (1+0 = 1).

Once you have done this, you add the doubled numbers to the remaining (undoubled) numbers (including the check-digit) and the answer must end with a zero. If it doesn't, the card number isn't valid.

I'm bored at work, as you may be able to tell.

Not that this detracts from your picture at all :P
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# it's a MemberCard
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I know.
I'm just in FACT OF THE DAY™ mode.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# it was very interesting
I have learned something today. If I had been aware of such details, I would most likely have attempted to make it a valid number... but then I thought it would be easier to just go for the standard sample-version charge card format, to avoid using any particular names.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Honourable Member = Giant Purple Cock?
are you sure you haven't just used a photo of a real credit card that these crooks get issued with.

I find most politicians offensive and overpaid e.g. Mandelson - and he's not even elected!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Neither is Brown; lest we forget.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Great Britain
A Dictatorship being run by an un-elected government
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Expires When...
...CAUGHT..... :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Nicely..
..
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# ta bbdo
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Looks familiar
I already have one of these in my wallet:

www.purchasingcard.info/
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# haha, erm
didn't know about that, but hope you get the point of my post nonetheless.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry...
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That's got my vote

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Yay! It's bindun day! ;).
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# except
mines obviously way better
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# You're asking for a clunge, singular.
The other post is asking for clunge in general.

The other one is better. ;)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *votes*
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# toap



(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
Isn't that suppossed to be dreadful?

*adds to wishlist*
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Ho-Haa :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# HA!...
...made me laugh!... :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Big board for such a simple game me thinks.....
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Ah yes
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Nice tag!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Cheers
where possible, I try to blend my tag in the image
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Do I want to live with 2 frenchies and a spaniard?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Spaniard, yes,
Frenchmen? NO! THEY SUCK! Racismlols!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# a/s?

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# AWWWW
I thought i was being original! lol
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Great minds think alike eh

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hehe
real geeks play connect √-1
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I can visualise that...
in my imagination
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I do find the fact that the cloning out on his is exactly the same as yours ;)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# To be fair, it has to be the one below the checker the boy's holding innit

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah whatever :P
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Yeppers, it wouldnt look right if the hole was in the middle and he was aiming for that one.
Plus you can see the sloppy rushed job ive done around the edges of the board and the poor work rebuilding hte top of his 70s part!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# It's the fist in the air I like
LOOK AT ME I'M WINNING! I'M WINNING! SHE IS SO GOING GO GET IT IN HER CHUFF
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# This lad has weird arms
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# :)
I like this thread.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Arf!

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ha! didn't notice this at first

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# got a feeling this could carry on for a while
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Heheheh

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Nice
Please could you make connect √-1 (as suggested by Griffy, above)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# variations/theme

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# you need eleventy foot long arms to play!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha

what a lovely thread this turned out to be
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# pffft this

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# OOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *waits for a Connect Nun*

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# best game ever...
... :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Needs more Dutch Inventor Mediocre.
Failing that, more Mondrian.


(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# He was born very close to my current house don'tchaknow

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Yes, I did. You told me when I posted this.


AMERSFOORT FTW!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# !!!!
arf!
Bunnik de gekste!
Where's c_kick? The most loyal customer with Brothers (har har)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I have no idea at all what you just said.
Sillyy Dutchies :P
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# FTMFW!


(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Nicely bindun :D
People who say "me thinks" should be publicly flogged. Present company excepted of course.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Me thinks you're right!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# The same goes for people exclaiming 'my bad'

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# So ...
Americans basically?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Basically, yes

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# \o/
*Votes for Mediocre*
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I always thought it was one word - methinks
Is this why you're advocating flogging? :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Meercats aren't simple, they're evil
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# fffffuuuuuuckkkk!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# sweet baby jeebus!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# aargh!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# SHITE!!!!......
Regan's having a bad day.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Do not offer the meercat a crucifix
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# aaaaagh!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] No idea why really........
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Grey seems mildly concerned.
Yellow knows more than he's letting on..
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Lully :)
coochi coo
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Awwww!
Aren't they lovely :D
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hi there sushi, roughly as a percentage, what is the artist's return on the redbubble shirts?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# You set your own return.
I think it is about £10 basic, then you add your percentage of that, and then they add whatever the VAT is for your country, so at £18 a shirt I make about £5.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# So you've made about a fiver then?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ROTFLES!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ah ok...my evil scheme may work out then...
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# *waits with baited breath*
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# :D Ace
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# fluffy things.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# °_° °-°
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Fluftastic!
Dont wish to alarm, but has Grey just had a Stroke (with all those adds on tv, I thought I identified a symptom!)
perhaps instead, Yellow has had a stroke and Grey is slightly spooked!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Chuzzles! Best of all the bobbly animals
Also, I made this, which is not a chuzzle.

Not in any way.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# shaved lady Chuzzle
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Churchy.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha nice
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Thankee, Tom.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Churchill like to go fishing....
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# "We shall bream them on the beaches"


(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# rum, sodomy and the bream
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Shore leave, ahoy!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# too nautical for me

(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
#
OHHH BREAM!,.....OHHHH BREAM!,......OHHHH BREAM!
Shit wrong Churchill!!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Pop-up boilies on a bed of hemp!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I got a handful of songs to sing ya..
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)

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