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# give her a bag of Wotsits and she'll do anything...........when she's finished 'em of course:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Are those the Mona Lisa's hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I think so. That's a weird source pic for hands
It gets a woo from me
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Not nearly as weird as
...using Maggie Thatcher's face as a source
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Shhh!
She'll probably read that.
Then your in for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# its monica!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
definitely getting warmer:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# :D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# haha :D
I'm making a train station. What should I put in it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# trains
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Toilets that don't stink of piss.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Put it in the rail network
That way it will get used more

ed: Oh! "in it", not "it in".

Put mice wearing Victorian clothes in it
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Some shops other than WHSmiths and TieRack
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# i just saw this on youtoobs
munch, munchy

:P

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5Mi7TPmM4
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# One toke over the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# heh heh.....................i like your micky rourke one ...mucho chortles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# danke
him likes da cheeeezez

::P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hey, they only sung half the meatball song!
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# i blame the guy that made it
goddamnit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# She can crunch all she wants . . . I'm in no hurry to have my shoes polished !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# hopefully she'll eat herself into a coma first..........then you can get STUCK IN!!!!!!!!!!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# You rule, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
# much appreciated.......................................(long way from"ruling "though)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# what format do you convert gifs into to upload to youtube?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I don't know?!


This is a joke, right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# just use windows movie maker.....just load the gifs(as pictures)......and pop 'em on the timeline
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# oh yeah, never thought of that, nice one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# nom nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
I fucking love that hard.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# lol-merci monsieur
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is great work as usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# ta! tenfold
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# :)
Your toking banana is still one of my favourite b3ta images ever.

www.b3ta.com/board/9553024
Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# The toise of the tort....
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I imagine
the Nazis are having a hard time to decide which of these two posts to yell at first.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Some jerk boring everyone with something he could've Googled or an image?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Because Nazis yell at posts. They love fences for this reason.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Underboob is the best sort of boob.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# If by that you mean
just under the boob, about muff hight.

I'll agree.
(waxdart hello., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
# "Well you shouldn't, because that's MY sideboob"
edit: I should have guessed, "underboob" is a word after all...

thechive.com/2009/04/under-boob-picture-gallery/ (NSFW, obviously).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# See, underboob is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I've just open the /board and read this.
and i have to say, i'm now keen on a good bit of underboob.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I prefer the whole boob tbh
If men have moobs, to women have woobs?
*resists making a boob hat*
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Woob woob woob woob woob woob!
/zoidberg
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Heh, nice choice there with the bakewell tart hat there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# SHELLBOOB
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)
# She has a symbiotic relationship with tortoises.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
# It could be parasitic.
Or "contrabiotic", which is a new term I just made up for an ecological relationship where neither partner benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Symbiotic is a happy word.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# All smiles until the symbiot dies and its rotting corpse poisons the host.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Which shell is it under ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
# this makes me think of Mario Kart
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I'd drop a banana in front of those shells?
or something...
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahaahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Nice flange usage there!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Hello chaps
Just delurking after a while and dropping by for a spot of advice - I'm messing about with time lapse photography and wanted to know what software you'd suggest to make it. Ideally it should be free - can you do this using Gimp or is there something magical out there that can churn this sort of thing easily?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Lucky this is a photography advice forum and not an image board.
Here, I'll help you anyway: www.google.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Why am I not looking at your dog?
`.....??
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# *psst*
Quick, post a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# It's funny because /talk were nicer to him.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Also, I meant you should ask in reply to an existing post. Should have mentioned that.
I'll take the rap for this one. So pick on ME bitches, I'll have yer kidneys aut.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
# apologies for the breach of protocol. I've not really been round here for a while
i remember when this were all fields....
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I forget who made this...
But it was all fields
mushroom.nosox.org/fields.html
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Ah fuck 'em. The FAQ specifically says that pictureless threads are allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Noted. I might post a couple myself later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP TITTSER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Don't let it put off off
Pull up a fresh kitten and stick about
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# yep, i've looked at google.
however what i was looking for was advice from people who may just have done this recently. naturally b3ta would be somewhere to find this. however it seems that in the last seven years the users of this site have become rather arsey...
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I've been doing some basic stuff
by shooting video and then decimating (before the pedants start - I know, I know) by 30 or 50 frames using VirtualDub, which is free.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Do you mean long-exposure photography
or sped-up film?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# oh cock off.
this is a relevant question for the mainboard, you silly arse
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Yeah, because we love RPS too!
Git.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# relax for christ sake, i just neeeded an excuse to post my pic, if i was annoyed i would have posted the "YOU CUNT" image
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Respect your elders!
There was a time when no one would think of making such a post as Monkeyboy's.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I believe GIMP can do it
although if you are only going to spend about a month doing and are producing a gif (les than 100 frames) use a trial version of photoshop.

For longer movies you will need other software but I couldnt recommend anything.

if people give you shit edit your post with this #img src="https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/28624/1195132656/stoppit.gif"# but with pointy brackets instead of hashes
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Hello!
Good luck with the timelapse.
I think google will do better than we can.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# time change and people get arsey...this is frowned on now :(
I think google would be a better help..or ask people on flickr.com
there are plenty of photo goblins over there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Still a top bunch of people here
Things just had to get a little stricter as numbers increaced, fame spread and a few edjits found us
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# yup I understand why it happened..especially the edjits part :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# It's like the hotels and car parks that cover paradise.
It all started 7 years, 0 months and 3 days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# This might help
www.b3ta.com/links/353713#post353732
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Saw this in our local town the other day


just had to share..............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:21, archived)
# They're all over the place here
Ripping up the Ipswich waterfont.
Actually that's CDC Demolition.
www.cdcdemolition.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# They've already caused an estimated £250,000 worth of improvements to the town...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# ..by floodinng it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL
Hey, Roy Keane's here now. He's ramping up the house prices just by stinking up the place.

Also Norwich is gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Is that why Canaries rhymes with fairies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Delia Smith bought them
You fill in the blanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I do not want to fill in Delia's blanks thank you very much!!
yuch!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# You either fill in her blanks, or have sex with her. Your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# No third option?
...like eat my own earwax?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# WHERE ARE YOU
LET'S BE HAVING YOU
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# there has to be some shoppage potential
on CDC Demolition!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Bindun...I have the pix saved
but can't find 'em with the search here and ain't gonna post somebody else's work :(
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# you're just not trying
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Cunt Demolition Contractors

*Boff*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Boff yourself, matey!
Here, what's the advantage of shooting in Raw? All the plugins and programs I seem to need to download to work with them is a bit of a pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# haha there was one near me
BJ Builders
Full Erection Services
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Do they swallow the costs?
or low on overheads spangspang
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# i hope theres satisfaction guaranteed with every erection.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# There is but they cover it with tarpaulins so you can't see.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# bugger.
i like watching.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Then they cover them in wank and shit
...oh no - that's just me
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# phwoah
tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I just keep summoning that demon ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
#
(gtfomh, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Theres a big CDC factory near me
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Bruce Lee brings the noise

usual Links version with more and noise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Woo!
Enter the rainbow

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:20, archived)
# AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! my fucking eyes!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# wow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Weirdly the shorter version works better. It's more noticeable that the DJ from behind is not Lee.
Obviously both are insanely good, just talking relative, ya know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# its easier for me to edit a cruddy gif than a video file
I don't have magic video editing software that would allow painting on individual frames :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# :( Oh well, maybe you will someday... :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I don't even know what does!
Back in the day Animation Studio did everything, but I guess it didn't sell well and Autodesk pulled the plug :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Seriously though, how do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# that was grabbing clips off enter the dragon
then splicing it with generic rave clips and putting colour overlays on in Premiere.

Nothing fancy really. The gif version then had the luxury of drawing in some black areas to make it look more like him.

If anyone can suggest an animation package that loads avi files to draw straight on to that won't bankrupt me I'd be very interested.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# You mean you don't copy and paste onto every frame?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# PON DE FLOOR
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I'm surprised you don't have after effects
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# can't afford it
does it do this though? frame by frame direct drawing/cel animation?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# How strange. I would have thought there was a market for such software.
Perhaps someone could make it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Animation Studio was a dream to use
It possibly was spawned by DPaint's DAnimate, first as Animator Pro in DOS and then the Windows 95 Studio version
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# everybody was kung fu fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightiiiiiing :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Ha! His signature tune. No one dares tell him how cheesy it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# More water for the dancers - I can't hear you at the back!
Scratchmaster Lee mixin' up a dose of headstrong..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Bruce Lee dj
:))
(herman:D, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# TWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# um

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# It's like the good lawd sez
There's none sa blind as them as what can't see.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Four + for got ate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
# four sure !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# NO MORE PURPLE DI-NO-SAUR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME
SEE HOW HAPPY WE CAN BE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
#
where "love" equals "smiles at camera showing perfect teeth".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
#
and "happy" equals 'happy'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Toap with a sprinkling of tattyography does not a compo entry make. *flees* (again)


And the story of the Gordon Bennetts is actually quite interesting.


EDIT: Sorry about the thread delete. The pic was mahooooosive. Mnng.

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Pssst, edit button.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I fail today.
F
A
I
L
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
# It's the internet - no one really cares :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# But we'll run out of threads and/or kilobytes
What then, tostutter?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Oh no. Zeitgestel is correct!
WHAT WE DO THEN? WHAT? WHAHAAAAAAAATTTT?????
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:21, archived)
# We'll have to send more kids into the Kilobyte Mines.
And get some old women to spin more threads from strands of threadstuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Hurrah for the internet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:20, archived)
# *this is rather good*
almost looks transaparent
I LIKE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:49, archived)
# :D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Looks real from here !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Bridge? Shark? Helicopter?
You have not correctly looked at this image post. I am most distressed.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Lend Me Your Eyes . . . so that eye might see better !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I thought this campaign was against the way politics goes down in this country, not against one specific party?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Chew Chew . . . Chew Boogie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRESHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Bub Pop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Don't touch the playing surface of the record! Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Sniff . . . but do not scratch . . . right you art !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha......fab and well groovy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Groove is in the fab !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:36, archived)
# A cacophony of colours unt funkay eye japes
mit vinyl contraption

*JA!*
A+++ Would click again
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Chew to the beat !
Also try this on for size:

looknowhere.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# i like your blog i link to it from mine very own!
songza is like a browser based spotify? JA!

That Gary sho aint no fooey, hee bee Hoey!

Mit minus the hee bee gee beeez!

ed: did you ever start making stuff on youtube?
japes mit moosicks?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Still haven't fingered out how to get the japes loaded right . . .
I must be missin' sumfink . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# whatsa problem?
windows movie maker is very good
export as .wmv

upload

done

or convert to .avi
then upload

done

or eeeat some feesh
unt blueberry

dun
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# For some reason my movie maker will not accept gif . . .
it makes me go one frame at a time for like evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# windows movie maker is a sonofawhore sometimes
i've not tried it on this pc
trying to get a working combination of 'video filters' can make you pull ya pubes out

if you send me the files i shall experiment and try to make a .wmv or .avi if ya like
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# ALL THIS SCRATCHING IS MAKING ME ITCH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# It all starts out as a little rash !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Snoooop
(I helped save b3ta! MrUppity, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# That hat and umbrella combo is fucking off the hook.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Word.

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# A two headed umbrella assistant
They're all the rage in South Central
(Sergeant Minge-Munchington will J all over your T's, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# a' thank you
I'm here all week
(Sergeant Minge-Munchington will J all over your T's, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hot Dogg
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# such speed
and in reverse as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# You can make it go the otherway if you concentrate.
HOUURRRGGHGHH FOOOORRWAAARDSSS.
HHHOOOOOOAAAAARRRRHHHHH BAAACKWARRDDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# wow
Its like magic
(Sergeant Minge-Munchington will J all over your T's, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# no, magic would be HIM concentrating, and YOU seeing something different :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# :(
(Sergeant Minge-Munchington will J all over your T's, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# cheers:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# It's the Anthill Mob!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# lol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Hoop De Wheezle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# KEEP DE EYE ON DE ROAD DOH!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *ahahah*
ed: who's that next to fliddy cent?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# hitch-hiker:D
FLIDDY..PFFT:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# ememas new albuem is the shiz

Relapse is actually very good :P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahahahaha.........awesome stuff mr.Plexis
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
# ...jumping frogg...
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Cork soaker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Brown Out! Raaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Is that like a blackout?
But with an adundance of shit instead of a lack of light
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:02, archived)
# actually...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownout_%28electricity%29
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Huh.
That happens all the time here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Total loss of power
...would be good in this situation
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Is this graph really necessary?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PowerOutageBlackout.svg
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Especially since the 'Time' axis has no units? What are the divisions - aeons? Picoseconds?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Times.
Minutes, seconds, times.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Time is measured in hamsters.
Like one hamster is equivalent to the time it takes to eat said hamster.
(silent.riot.147, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# RAAARRRH

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:04, archived)
# He certainly looks like he's "browning out"
in the third frame
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:04, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Why MCA !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Egads
Brown filmmashrush!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# brown rush?
eww
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# 2 browns
1 rush..
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Click
Have one, i like this.

Even if i am also slightly disturbed by it. You may have spoiled Return of the Jedi for me now :S
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ...smiles...!
Jabba nowunger...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# flying legless again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I got him, in the loft I think. The toy, not the alien.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
I just spotted Jabba in the cockpit

hahahhaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
#
It's okay
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Much betterer
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# She was definitely paid to be there
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# darling kind of suits that pale, slender body
though he reminds me of c-3po a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# "Gordon offers you the sum of 35', and I DO suggest you take it..."
/ac

nicely done BTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Hohohohohohoho
Noie va chua no nipplesqueezy
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# :( :(
I feel ill
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oh noes!
Boooooooooo, shame with this weather too
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Heavy Mental !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't know they stacked s**t that high...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Hiiiiii jokerrrrr......
SEVEN SIX TWO MILLIMEDER
FULL
MEDAL
CHACKET

God i love that scene. Probably my fave film ever.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Urah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# 'tis a great film
almost like 2 films for the price of 1 (boot camp then 'Nam).

"It's a giant shit sandwich and we've all got to take a bite"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I could quote the first half til the cows come home, so ill try the 2nd half
"Im a combat photographer"
"Oh yeah, you see much COMBAT?"

Animal mother was a superb character.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hBSGEzpw-8

I was gonna quote something from the bit where theyre all standing in a circle talking about the guy that was jerkin' off 10 times a day to be an 'instant section 8', but cant remember the exact lines :-/

Need to watch it again.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Also,
if im gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang"

Classic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpGiwNtMvY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Sir...
does this mean Anne Margaret wont be coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Skinheed suits him!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# he looks like a binman
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Gordon Brown is the sort of person who'd fuck a guy in the ass
and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:D LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# You had best unfuck yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# or i will rip off your head
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# and shit down your neck!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
#
"No, each you fifteen dolla!"
(Feedmeastraycat Is God an Atheist?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# american psycho?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# argh

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] nanny state


Click for bigger (127 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Evil hamster
Clicks
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# penguintits.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# i read that as
"penguin-itis"

I think danny deVito had it in that film.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# That Phillip M Jackson is a right bastard
*shakes fist*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hahah, I see Pip isn't actually complaining :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# i demand that he never changes,
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Pfffft!!


Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# My favourtie SA for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# What does the "M" stand for?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# "MMMmmmmmmm"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# yowzers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Money.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# good answer!
I hope you've made a note of that JJ for the next time someone asks
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I have it on good authority that
it's Murgatroyd.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Megatron more like
more like
more like
more like
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# mammaries
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Man-Norks/Morks
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I bet Pip will be missing in the next couple of stRips
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# what are you STIPulating?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# My keyboard hates me
since I cleaned it
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# heheh
pip with tits! Pips! Tips!

They suit him.

Whoa JJ - your own eyebrows seem to have been ejected into the stratosphere!

did you check out that king cheeta's work? Ace innit?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Art as a baby
clickywoo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# We can now add Chile, Malta, South Africa, Spain, Puerto Rico, England, United Kingdom and the Netherlands to the list of Reborn Eyebrow stencil owners not to mention just about every state in the United States.

That link scared me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Today I has bin mostly listnin to ... :


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Slipknot again, Vaga?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Bloody Nore that a whole lotta ace!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Wah hello there pretty town.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# *moves PC screen away from radiator*
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# How very lovely.
Have this by way of thanks..




Click for bigger (195 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# You were listening to
"A Vagabon 2009" ?


I don't know this band Image hosted by uppix.net
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# sugar/power/women
in that order

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3TZA0vNl2c
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Kerry Katona is looking a bit worse for wear
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Lol at your sig.


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# yeeeeeeeee!
i'm gonna meet you! and mike! which is fucking scary, he rung me the other night to call me a racist..and i'm agreeing to stay with him..am i mental?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I gonne meet you and mike too,
and stay there!!
What a coincidence!!!
I must be mental too!!!

but not a racist though.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Have you met him before?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# No.
He didn't quite make it to London in May.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# how does one not quite make it to london?
does the train stop 20 miles from the station

and it's like "so close, man, so close"

then you just saunter home.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I'd amble.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# yes, you jolly well would, wouldn't you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# he had dentists.
and i think i was getting off my face round someones house.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I hate that when you have a sudden outbreak of dentists
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# no.
and stan - mongy supposedly lives round thoes 'ere parts...and everyone loves mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I know I do.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# B3ta Orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Menage a trois!!
Come on! Get yer sexual ettiqutte right!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha!
yeah i'm gonna jilt sushi and run off with stan.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *GLEEEES*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# meeting mike is gonna be like meeting someone you've been married to for 30 odd years
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I know what you mean.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# i hope you like peter cook films
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I like Supergirl.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I'm sorry :(
Can we still be friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Still???
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# OH. I see. I SEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Hehe.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Hohohohho. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Haha
Nice one Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Ta Stan!
You see 'Just For men' DOES work...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I'll remember that....
although at the current rate, i'll be bald before grey!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# it's like if pat butchers was going to a shakin' stevens look-a-likie convention
it's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I've painted another team fortress thing


Click for bigger (195 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# you dropped this "N"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Fucking, shitty N
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# over used letter anyway
dow with this sort of thig
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# thig is a great word
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# so is spoo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
#
globe
slipper
blimp
vestibule
cumberbund

are some of my favourite words.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# i quite like vestibule
squeegee is a nice word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# buttress is a great word too
kind of what you would expect a females arse to be called. Nice and elegant.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# arf!
i'm now having strange thoughts about flying buttresses :)
and now i'm off to buy a table. 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# crevice
and orifice
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Ricochet
Trifle
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Coruscate, hubbub, er....fallia-halay falliah-halla, chris waddle!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# butros butros ghali
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# vestibule is a quality word
i'm also partial to "outlet"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Bituminous
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# haha
I once saw the use of "bituminous" and "cementious" on the same form once.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# magents?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# they're mah gents!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# magenta magnet magents, mah gents
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# this pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# oooo
lully!

TF2 is teh acerest. I just wish valve would get the 360 one up to scratch. I havent played a PC game for ruddy years and i dont intend to start now.

What does he say on the grenade juggling taunt? Sounds like 'swinging his arrrrms!'

My hearing isnt too good, so i cant make it out.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I would seriously recommend you get the PC version
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Gah - i want it
but i just cant be arsed with PC games, their control methods and the masses of servers with unofficial, shoddily made maps.

I tried to download the pc demo to convince me, but it was 6gb, which unconvinced me straight away.

Being a simpleton, I prefer the simple console way of things.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# The unofficial shoddily made maps aren't really shoddy.
And several of them have become official maps.

And Mario Kart has to be one of the most fun maps to just dick around in.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Superior controls, superior server choice and superior superiority.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# SCREAMIN' EAGLES?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# aaahhhh
that makes sense. Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Google "Screamin' Eagles"
It's the 101th something paratroopers battalion from WWII I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# You deserve a medal!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I HAVE A MEDAL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# tf2 is great :) best game for characters ever
but i still prefer my l4d...
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# L4D is good fun
but kind of limiting in all that you can do is shoot zombies. The strategy and level of satisfaction in Tf2 is much bettererer in my useless opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# HORRIDOOOO!
I AM THE UBERMENSCHE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# ooo
I like
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# yay arts tiem

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Yaaay! Artseses!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Veh nice.
Bloody bloody hell I NEED TO DO SOME PAINTING.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# GET YOUR PAINTS OUT NOWW
PAINT WOOD

PAINT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I have a obnoxiously big blank canvas at home,
Shiny new paints and brushes lined up in front of it. THEY ARE WATCHING ME.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha.
DO A ZOMBIE
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I are doing a ROBOT zombie
and a bukkake fun tiem painting, all in time for my show next weekend (eep!)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I like this. What kind of paints did you use?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Oil paints on old wood I found in a skip and glued together.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# more TF2 please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Louisa Lytton - Down's Syndrome and Me.
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# click on the image...
... for the original.
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Bosseyedness - it's no joke
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# quick, print a calendar!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# *telethons*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# we're looking at you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# To be honest
she just looks like she's being licked down below
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# her left eye
has decided her nose needs inspecting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# i will inspect it
with my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# either that will stretch her nostrils
or your penis has the girth of an hb pencil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# alas you have uncovered my true identity
*pencilpenis*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# at least you can still put a rubber on the end
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Still would.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# the orginal is just as bad
Looks like she has put black shoe polish on her eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# women these days...shoe polish for eye shadow..fake tanned...listening to morrissey
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Yeah
Nothing changes
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# it's terrible
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# The Monster Mauve Floopy Vaginas from Venus are gaining on her.
Oh noes.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Vote for a change


Click for Bigger (392 kb)
(usted, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Didn't I see this a couple of hours ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# This reminds me of something I saw earlier..
.. still good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# nice
but it was nice the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# what is the point of posting this twice?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# From the faq:
"Don't be a twat"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# the weird thing is
I think you pushed this same image off the bottom.

Silly cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hahahahahah
the ironing is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
#
Hi, It wasn't really the purpos sorry...
I'm new here, so i'm not so sure about the mechanics, i wanted to update it with the line in top... but as far a i know it doesn't have any effect on the challenge board so it doesn't really make sense... i'm just gonna delete it.

Have a nice day,
(usted, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# DONT DELETE! you'll get arse-raped!
if you make an amendment to a pic, it's always best to edit your original post, or, if it's a ig enough change, post it in an existing thread to avoid pushing peoples work off the board...

However, this pic is actualy very good, so "Welcome to b3ta, sing a stool and pull up a cat, you'll never leave" or words to that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# by me
*straps it oon*

ready
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I'm shocked and horrified.
*loosens belt and pants*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# every time you delete
a paedo gets its wings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# there is an Edit button underneath the original image, use that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# 8(
Chin up, old stick.
Don't delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# New images appear at the top
then drop down the board over time. The board can hold 15 threads at a time. When your thread falls off the bottom, that's it! Although you're more than welcome to repost it in other threads, try not to start a new thread with an old image!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# You can always edit your original post .
The reason people get pissed off about reposting like this is because it forces others' work off the board, since board only holds a fixed number of threads at one time. Don't worry about it, if it's an honest mistake no-one's going to have a real problem with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# shit happens, we all live and learn.
No need to fret and welcome to the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *reels giddily from outpurring of b3ta fluffehness in these replies ^^^^*
Welcome, good n00b! Just as some extra help, here's the essence (as far as I know) of how /board works, culled from the FAQ, spiced with experience. (But you've clearly got the last 2 of the 3 golden rules sorted already):

Golden rules (especially for n00bs):
1. Read the FAQ (it's the official 'rules'). Or you'll get shouted at.
2. If you make a mistake, be ready to say "oops, sorry!": it really helps. Don't be cocky: it makes you look like a cock.
3. Please read people's replies to your posts, and join in the conversations: they help make B3ta a community.

New threads are precious:
4. Only start a new thread if you're posting a new image that's worth it.
- If it isn't, use "Reply" in an existing thread (or make your image better!).
- Why? Because /board only holds 15 threads: each click of "Post a new message" pushes other people's work off the bottom.
- The rule seems to be: don't use a new thread if you didn't put a reasonable creative effort into making your image.
5. Don't start a new thread to re-post the same (or altered) image.
- Especially not for compo reposts: Reply lets you choose "challenge entry" too.
6. Don't start a new thread with an unmodified photo (unless of a thing you made).
7. Don't start multiple new threads: it's greedy. If you want to post more, use Reply in your existing thread (if it's still on the board).

Images:
8. Only post stuff that you made.
9. Only post stuff that you uploaded (don't leach).
10. Don't post NSFW.
11. Not bigger than 100k bytes (50k preferred). Anims: not more than 400k.
12. Not more than 700px wide.
- If it's too big, compress it until it's small enough.
- If it's still too big, post a small thumbnail with a link instead (using: <a href="blahENORMOUS.jpg"> <img src="blahThumb.jpg" /> </a>).

If you cock up:
13. Never use Delete (it also removes everyone's replies!): use the Edit button instead.
14. If you started a new thread by accident, say sorry. (And don't delete it!).

NSFW:
Whatever you put in a message will be downloaded and seen by all b3ta readers, often on their work computer. You could get someone sacked on the spot, or put through a disciplinary investigation that's not much better, because their manager thought it looked a bit like porn from 10 feet away. Do not do it. (For the record all these are no defence: "it isn't actually porn", "you can't see his/her whatever", "you're such a prude", "but no-one complained about this one *points at some-other-image*"). You can link a NSFW image (using: <a href="nekkid.jpg">NSFW!</a>), warning people that it's a NSFW link.

This is just a summary, hopefully useful as a quick checklist when posting. I welcome suggestions for improving it (gaz me).
Last edited 2009-04-07

Intriguing username. You're so usted?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# And I think to myself, "what a wonderful world"..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# they didn't compo it this time tho
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
#
arhhh.... :) thanks... I think it should be there, but as i said i'm not so familier with the whole mechanics here :)
(usted, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# compo = enter in image challenge
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)

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