HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAthis is brilliant.
(
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:20,
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You don't stop the bacon, one must endure ;)This makes me laugh everytime
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:22,
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Hahahahhaha!classic :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:22,
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HahahaAlthough officially I hate this picture cos it knocked me off the top of an image compo one time...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:25,
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Officially I hate everything and everyone*snarls*
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:29,
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'ningles all.These people do like rip of b3ta ideas.
www.noisebot.com/push_button_receive_bacon_t-shirt.htm
(www.noisebot.com/push_button_receive_bacon_t-shirt.htm
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:54,
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To be fair, it's a very very old idea
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:59,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sausages!"){kind=small}
Not worth its own threadSausage (S)Arnie
(
BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:35,
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Eyes, nothing wrong wiff my eyes offices , Eye's fine!, fine I is, (twitch), I love the Police, can I have your eyes? I love you..
Q4nobody,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:10,
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Drugstable? The best place to get your horse tranqs!That reminds me...ta!
( Q4nobody,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:25,
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Hahahaha yes this.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:16,
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Hahahahhaahahhhahahahahah! Ace :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:16,
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Top tip: never ask a copper whether he thinks a tiger would win in a fight against a bear, if you are tripping off your neck and the buttons on his uniform are glinting in the moonlight. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:18,
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Bears win every timeIt was on QI.
Well, they were doing bears vs lions, and bears always won, and what have tigers got that lions don't have?
Except stripes, obviousement.
/goes back to lunch.
(Well, they were doing bears vs lions, and bears always won, and what have tigers got that lions don't have?
Except stripes, obviousement.
/goes back to lunch.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:19,
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Amur tigers are a bit bigger than lions,but still not big enough though. Also, tigers can swim.
(,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:46,
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I'm sure he would have seen the funny side... It's not like the police are a vindictive bunch:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:24,
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HahahaVader does the frying an egg dance :)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:11,
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*glares*You will witness the firepower of this fully operational death-egg
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:21,
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Yay, it's...
What's everyone having? Sausages?
noodle monkey the cheese junky,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:00,
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ham rollspork pie
raisins
apple
banana
cuppa tea.
(raisins
apple
banana
cuppa tea.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:01,
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needs more Grange Hill Sausage on a forkhehe he's definetly not sticking to that healthy eating he keeps preaching about - yay for National Lampoonage. ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:01,
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Ha ha.. The kind of face you want to throw plates at:D
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:03,
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Make sure you get them in his mouth-eyes...and not his eye-mouth
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:07,
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I've changed my mindfor lunch I'm having vomited breakfast
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:08,
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bloody hell! *fears* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:10,
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Holy Shit!His face if "Oll-Over" the place!
Nicely done magic one!
(Nicely done magic one!
Q4nobody,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:15,
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hahahha!trying to be healthy, I have a banana, two apples and a glass of water.
Starbucks is 5 seconds from my office and it is tempting me with over-priced high calorie beverages, and pastries.
(Starbucks is 5 seconds from my office and it is tempting me with over-priced high calorie beverages, and pastries.
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:04,
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I'm making a brushetta type thing. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:06,
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Ha!Cigarettes, coffee, apple, banana, cigarettes.
( fannycradock,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:09,
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The cigarette to food ratio appears to be pretty highMorning, are you well?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:12,
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Just a sandwich for me...and some random raspberries
noodle monkey the cheese junky,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:09,
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yaaayHold im down, so I can eat his face off!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:13,
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Probably just a sarnie... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:11,
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My God... It's full of saturated fat... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:49,
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Also, I know I'm not prodge, but...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:51,
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hahaha.morning all.
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:50,
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My God... it's full of lard *copycat*- I think my pun was truly offal
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:52,
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oh dear
i just found this its amazing how much sausage stuff i have already
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:56,
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sometimes it's not cats that are the danger at the bird table
Edit : Oooo, 6 years!
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:47,
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just as well he's slow MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:59,
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happapapapapy b3taday!that croco-bird is brill :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:15,
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thankyou kind sir MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:58,
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this just about wins everything :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:23,
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Hahahawoo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:23,
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I would pay money for sausage skins that blew up into the shape of pigs
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:23,
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ha ha ha oh bloody hellGONKPAN IS A TROLLY TWAT!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:27,
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how much money will you have to spend to fix your monitor? gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:29,
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haha now that's orginal*click*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:29,
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I just threw my cup of coffee at the monitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:30,
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...steady onYou always have to go one better don't you.... you twat
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:31,
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Saves time I applaud his ingenuitywe should now go on to develop a device for this
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:34,
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that's a horrible thing to saywhy are you being so nasty to me
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:36,
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Beacuse you're an easy targetand you have a sign on your back saying "I want to be internet bullied" in green crayon.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:39,
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I JUST KICKED MY MONITOR ONTO THE FLOOR AND DID A RUNNING LEG DROP ON IT!!!and my dad's taller than your dad.
(,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:34,
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Too late to the partycopycat
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:35,
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With your pockets turned out and your cock out yer flies too!My word! You do follow the latest Parisian fashions don't you.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:42,
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I want to know how many of the tea+monitor moments really do end withpeople sitting in dumbstruck laughter with tea dripping down their monitor. The best I've managed to get out of my most giggly mate is wine out of his nose. Maybe I'm just not funny.
(,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:39,
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I think approximatelyzero. My, admittedly limited, experience of people and their ways is that most people are generally able to appreciate a good joke without shooting beverages all over the place.
(,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:42,
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You really don't visit the right kind of gentlemans clubs The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:43,
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It's all japery until...
And your dad has to build scaffolding to get your balloon back.
Hahahhahahahaha!! *clicks so hard the mouse breaks* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:43,
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The goodness of this substantially compensates for all the bad things that have ever happened.**May contain slight exaggeration. But it's very good.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:48,
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Nice Candle - happy b3taday maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:53,
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The best thing I've seen in ages.:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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Fantastic - Iaughed hard,,,However - I have a couple of complaints...
1) I tried this earlier - it didn't work. Is there a special technique?
2) I now have tapeworm.
(,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 8:04,
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1) I tried this earlier - it didn't work. Is there a special technique?
2) I now have tapeworm.
BBQ's were always emotional at Lukes house
Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:09,
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Hahaha/refuses to include corny star wars quote blog
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:12,
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you know you want to ;)go on search your dark side!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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Help me Obi-Wan Salami.You're my only hope.
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:40,
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Fear leads to Banger.Banger needs to Cremate.
Cremate leads to Suffering
(Cremate leads to Suffering
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:13,
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Grill, or grill not.There is no 'fry'.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:41,
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The gristle is strong in this one./just to piss Barbarossa off blog ;)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:20,
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Hahahathis is completely hatstand!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:08,
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Hats off for cleverness.Woo
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:11,
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Haha you mad bastard!Woo and welcome.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:21,
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Not enough fear tactics for my liking...
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:08,
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Bravo sir!Good use of instructions ;)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:56,
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TruefactI should be working
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:58,
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Yep me too.Although I am managing to plough through a fair amount of administrative rubbish today so I don't feel too guilty...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:00,
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we should start a company and complain about the lazy work ethics Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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I used to work in EthicsI thought people were lazy there, but that was before I moved to Thuthics...
(
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:12,
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Whoooah there!It's good, but I know it's exciting being finally able to post and that, but don't use up all your hummus all at once... ;)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:57,
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Aw give him a break...He's recovering from having posted enormous versions of these over on /links. Two in a row is OK for busting one's cherry I think.
But a third - flame on!
(But a third - flame on!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:59,
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its not an Anti Labour competitionplease include hatred toward all parties equally
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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...any excuse for a repost
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:06,
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Mr Silly was always my favourite Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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Steady on, noob.Let someone else have a shot, or you will be.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:07,
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Chewster!Welcome sir! I have a feeling you'll be very happy here. Don't be afraid to post some of your foxes, widlife is very popular here.
(
gingerfreak Why? Why not.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:53,
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hahaha! top work!welcome to b3ta, wear a cat as a hat and put your feet up on a seat, you'll never leave.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:54,
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hahahah! *Launches a full salvo of Intercontinental Spanging Missles* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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If you spang me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:44,
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hhahahahahah! Haha, hahar, harr, haarrr, arrgghh, ARRRGHHH!! *goes postal with a spanging pan* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:45,
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ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaThis is quite quite brilliant. Wooo!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:15,
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it's not terrys orb:)
(
fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:46,
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can anyone inform me by the source of this pic and why it's a bandwagon? Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOm6cERZWw
...as to why it's a bandwagon - who can ever tell with these things.
(...as to why it's a bandwagon - who can ever tell with these things.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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O lord...Duh! that's why you use Sunglasses to cover it up! :-). It's a stupid bandwagon.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:57,
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yeah... what?:D
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:59,
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pop culture causes reckless driving(
fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:44,
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Good seamhorse! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:42,
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Yay
BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:45,
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hahah, that is indeed very silly! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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apparently, it's considered anatomically normal:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:59,
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Good morning sausage wieldersHow are things here?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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I think I'm undead. I'm still typing and working, but I'm turning green and there is an odd smell. I could also really go for some braaaaaiiiinnnsss right now. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:26,
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being a smelly nerd doesn't mean you're a zombiesteve
*sigh*
(*sigh*
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:37,
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have you ever SEEN a scifi/comic/movie convention?Romero had it spot on, only it's not "Brrrrraaaaaiiinnnsss", it's "Meeerrrrrccchhhaaaannndddiiiiccceeeee!"
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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this...and I'm now on a more open/public workplace so I can't photoshop anymore
(like that matters for b3ta :( )
((like that matters for b3ta :( )
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:28,
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He's dead Dave, everybody's dead, everybody is dead Dave. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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Well, it had to happen sometime mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:59,
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'ning mr OPI'm having a job interview next friday...and still have to make it trough the week....my boss is giving me shit workloads of bullshit for shit customers. Please advice how to live trough the period.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:19,
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montly female bleeding lolstill I need solutions!
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:21,
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it only scares the rats away...I need higher quality solutions!!!
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:50,
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i would say land the job firsttell them you need 2 months notice, right?
then wait a month before you tell your bastard boss and just behave like a real git. I mean a real git big time. But get the job first. We here at b3ta will ease your passage like warm vasaline.
(then wait a month before you tell your bastard boss and just behave like a real git. I mean a real git big time. But get the job first. We here at b3ta will ease your passage like warm vasaline.
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:21,
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There could be a flaw in this planIf he gets the other job they will presumably take up references after offering it to him. His employer will know about it well before the first month is up.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:24,
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This needn't matter. As soon as the refs go through, then it's plain sailing.It means that at the very least the last three weeks can be fun fun fun.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:35,
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Yes but I mean it won't be a surprise for the boss when he has been asked for references Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:40,
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Well this is true.But that in itself would technically make it more fun.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:57,
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Haha, yes!Pretend you don't know anything after your boss has already sent said references, then give the bare minimum notice requirement.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:15,
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Assuming that the boss doesn't wait until you are about to leave to do the reference.
Well I'm on a internship contract...so I could be gone in a week or two.You're right..I'm waiting till I get a job...still can't wait to get out of this wannabe online master of the universe wanker company.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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Is your boss HeMan? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:44,
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more like the female version of skeletorI said 'wanabe' ;). If they were it would be kickass and I would drive a green tiger to work.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:48,
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Advice from "Just another guy off the interwebs™ ":on the recieving end of too much bullshit? Either get a shovel, or start spewing the stuff out yourself. Managers are two dimentional and suffer from delusions of grandeur. Speak enough bulshit and they will love you.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:24,
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My current boss (who should be running the ocmpany) acts like a media manager..and fucks everything up.SO we have to make overtime...while we have shitloads of time to finish and fix things. Our fricking pitch process is fucked, and yes she exist entirely out of faeces and hot air.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:34,
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cor, your office must be fun when the aircon' breaks :DI've found over the years, the less work I do, the more bosses like me. Now either I'm getting better at spreading out my work and doing the bear minimum, or they hate everything I do.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:36,
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"The sign of good management is a clear desk" Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:38,
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hahah! nings V'! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:42,
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pfftshit...I do it wrong. I trash my desk...so I look busy.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:49,
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I'm a proud practitioner of that 'Dilbert' theory.Still...they are nagging the hell out of me.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:39,
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slip some laxatives into the drinking water and coffee supplies. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:46,
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It would be a shitaster! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:51,
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buy a child's bontempi organand play that in the office
and if anyone complains
go "AHHH!" point into the air
and then go to your desk and blast off a quick bossa nova*
(* it is unknown if this is a euphemism for masturbation)
and from henceforth, communicate only using the audible potential of the bontempi organ.
(and if anyone complains
go "AHHH!" point into the air
and then go to your desk and blast off a quick bossa nova*
(* it is unknown if this is a euphemism for masturbation)
and from henceforth, communicate only using the audible potential of the bontempi organ.
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:58,
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This deserves the stragest advise ever award! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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strange, oh myit's far from as strange as it can be :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:16,
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HahahaI would love to do this on my last days on a job
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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Oh Nimoy, your anger is illogical Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:19,
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hahahahhahahaha! what an awesome thing to log on to and see :D *click*ningles everyone!
I've had to move desk AGAIN. I hate change.
(I've had to move desk AGAIN. I hate change.
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:21,
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are you like that bloke out of office space?burn down the office, that is the answer always.
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:22,
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damn... actually i am... I even have an official red swingline stapler (I keep it at home now as I fear it's impending theft)....now where are those matches?
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:26,
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Milt,we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:31,
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yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh......(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:34,
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I feel like thisdownloaded all the Hellraiser movies...and still had to scuffle trough it..till 3 a clock. NOw I'm kinda ssrry about that...with this huge workload.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:15,
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Sorry for the threadjack but...Just got linked to this from an email mailer and wondered if b3tans might wanna get in on the action with some cdc-based buggy designs!
Winner gets a full-size MySims Racing Buggy.
www.moviecomps.com/msr/win.html
Losers also get a free ten pin bowling voucher.
You can download the pdf and then upload it via the web to enter apparently.
(Winner gets a full-size MySims Racing Buggy.
www.moviecomps.com/msr/win.html
Losers also get a free ten pin bowling voucher.
You can download the pdf and then upload it via the web to enter apparently.
JebediahSpringfield,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:15,
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But I'm frickin' huge...I'll never fit in a buggy Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:17,
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I feel good that I never had that happen.Or maybe I had a night like that, but forgot it.
Really woo!
(Really woo!
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:34,
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bob dylan!!!!!!!!!!!!! in my car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
d d,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 8:18,
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i just heard him on radio 2no one will be able to understand their satnav's if he did the voice of it.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 8:21,
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Weeha gunha beah sstuphan fuh fud, uhh heah.-repeats to bridge-
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 8:25,
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About 3 o' clock, usually.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 8:30,
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This should raise some lols
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8219449.stm
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 7:29,
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I'll have two of what he's on and a gin and tonic. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 7:33,
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I spent hours this morning trying to splice in a bit from the end of 2001.Virtual Dub wouldn't do it because of different frame rates.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 7:34,
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Oh, and some of that shit too.You'd be king of the rave with glowing eyes that projected text in the air like that.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 7:37,
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DON'T DO DOUGS
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 7:40,
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2 roofiecoladas for the gentleman. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 8:22,
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Oh, good choice.That just might slow me down after all these Uppers and ether.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 8:30,
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TURN MFURRMMGGGFFFF MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 7:35,
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How many roads must a man drive downBefore you can call him lost?
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 7:36,
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The answer is ... hang on ... drive directly into the tornado...
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 7:40,
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The eyes have it.and also, thank God I don't have a gps thingy
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 7:39,
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